Horrible Histories Tudor Diet Plan

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  • @alysisobel
    @alysisobel 10 лет назад +142

    When Henry VIII married Catherine of Aragon, he had a body to die for. By the time he married Catherine Parr, he had a body to die from

    • @lusyhognaston3777
      @lusyhognaston3777 3 года назад +7

      When he was a young prince, he was very thin and handsome.

  • @novascot60
    @novascot60 12 лет назад +13

    I wonder how many schoolchildren across Britain shouted "Vegetables are for peasants!" after seeing this clip!

  • @roxsziegalrox55
    @roxsziegalrox55 12 лет назад +33

    Dear Mother and Father,
    I now know why we eat vegetables.
    From your lovely child,
    Me.

  • @stupidintellect90
    @stupidintellect90 13 лет назад +43

    The way he say 'and 13 courses at every meal' is hilarious

    • @howardlanus8467
      @howardlanus8467 2 года назад +1

      No wonder he died young.
      13 is an unlucky number.

  • @heavenatsbeha9418
    @heavenatsbeha9418 10 лет назад +10

    the way he said "vegetables are for peasants!" and "5 massive portions of meat! " and " Of course it's important to eat the right amount of vegetables...that is: NONE AT ALL! " is thee most hilarious!!!!!!!!!

  • @dynamicdragon13
    @dynamicdragon13 11 лет назад +18

    When Henry VIII married Catherine of Aragon, he had a body to die for.
    By the time he married Catherine Parr, he had a body to die from.

  • @paigeeden4496
    @paigeeden4496 4 года назад +20

    Being plus-sized was a sign of high-status. Back then, being skinny meant that you were dying from starvation and were to be made fun of. That makes more sense than the body-shaming of today.

    • @robertfoulkes7405
      @robertfoulkes7405 4 года назад +5

      Being well built maybe, but not overweight to the point Henry VIII was when he died at just 55! When he was younger he was a very fit and athletic man who enjoyed partaking in sports such as jousting. When he died he was around 180kg (400lb /28 stone) which made him about 100kg (224lb /16stone) overweight when he died. He suffered from gout, scurvy and had to be moved with winches. I don't think anyone saw him as a character to aspire to. Of course it may not have been all self inflicted, there are some historians who believe he had Cushing's disease which can cause weight gain, but the fondness for massive amounts of food were probably the main contributing factor.

    • @EditorOfSL
      @EditorOfSL 3 года назад

      It’s the same now in Botswana, Africa. They call it being “traditionally built.” Fat men are thought to be well fed by their wives and fat women are preferred over skinny ones because it means they know how to cook well, and feed up their men.

    • @christophersudbrink4946
      @christophersudbrink4946 3 года назад +1

      Which is sad, because it doesn't matter what you look like as long as you're healthy.

    • @thebritishtwat
      @thebritishtwat Год назад

      being chubby was good not your average American size

    • @pendragonxt3674
      @pendragonxt3674 Год назад +1

      @@robertfoulkes7405 as well as a nasty jousting accident he had during the time he was married to Anne Boleyn.

  • @samigirl22
    @samigirl22 11 лет назад +13

    hahahhaha i reLLY LOVE THE HENRY THE 8TH BITS!

  • @lightsaberlordp373
    @lightsaberlordp373 4 года назад +7

    Ben Willbond did very good playing as Henry VIII

  • @threenorns3
    @threenorns3 13 лет назад +6

    they did eat the plates: they were made of stale bread and called "trenchers". when you read about how a lord "threw crusts to the peasants", what it means is the peasant basically got himself gravy sandwich: the trencher, now softened by liberal application of gravy and meat juices. ironically, when you add the vegetables and fodder the peasants often resorted to, it was a much healthier diet than that of the nobility.

  • @GenialHarryGrout
    @GenialHarryGrout 4 года назад +8

    Now available in parchment and wood carving formats

    • @carlbirtles4518
      @carlbirtles4518 3 года назад +2

      Subject to availability.
      No liabilities accepted for illness and death incurred whilst following our diet plan.

  • @PheonixAsh1999
    @PheonixAsh1999 12 лет назад +14

    I want a plate like that!! yum

  • @alfredtheamazing
    @alfredtheamazing 3 года назад +12

    13 courses every meal? How did Henry VIII manage to eat for that long? I sometimes struggle to complete 2 courses...

  • @aperson5215
    @aperson5215 2 года назад +3

    Idk why but Henry viii Coming onto the screen and saying "Would you like a body like this" will always Make me laugh

  • @joebleasdale5557
    @joebleasdale5557 4 года назад +5

    *FIVE MASSIVE PORTIONS OF MEAT*

  • @simpsonnextdoor
    @simpsonnextdoor 12 лет назад +6

    This DVD is for my mum. I want her to do all this. She HATES excersizing!

  • @Toblehrone
    @Toblehrone 13 лет назад +3

    I would share food with peasants, when the other rich tudors are not looking.

  • @mattfishca
    @mattfishca 12 лет назад +2

    ironically, there was a weight-loss ad next to this video...

  • @sudmalis100
    @sudmalis100 13 лет назад +13

    actually, he had a sore on his leg that wouldn't heal so ofcourse he found it hard to move

  • @gazebo46
    @gazebo46 11 лет назад +9

    LOL! Loved it when Henry 8 farted on his throne!

  • @GeishaShattori
    @GeishaShattori 13 лет назад +10

    I love this guy's "Henry VIII voice"!

    • @nikkisumesh
      @nikkisumesh 4 года назад +8

      His name is Ben Willbond

    • @oliviadaly4795
      @oliviadaly4795 7 месяцев назад

      Ben Willbond.
      Also much more attractive in real life 😆

  • @ChurchillCigar
    @ChurchillCigar 12 лет назад +9

    And he still managed to live till 55 !

    • @carlbirtles4518
      @carlbirtles4518 4 года назад +2

      Queen Victoria lived to the age of 81 and she was morbidly obese!

    • @cgt3704
      @cgt3704 2 года назад

      @@carlbirtles4518 and had teeth of a mouse according to her grandaughter Marie

  • @1Thunderfire
    @1Thunderfire 13 лет назад +3

    What?! But I went for the diet plan only so I could get the novelty plates!

  • @Himaryous
    @Himaryous 13 лет назад +2

    Actually, royals did engage in physical activity - hunting, jousting, etc. Henry bought archery equipment for Anne Boleyn. Henry VIII was very athletic but had to curtail his activity due to a leg injury, and that led to the weight gain. Injured people today have the same problem.

  • @salmataher2240
    @salmataher2240 12 лет назад +3

    just sit on your throne and take it easy *fart!!!*

  • @heavenatsbeha9418
    @heavenatsbeha9418 10 лет назад +7

    get the deluxe diet plan! : henry the 8th diet plan and queen victoria's workout DVD!

  • @wolfgray1974
    @wolfgray1974 12 лет назад +8

    I want a body like Henry the 8th

  • @AbiElectric
    @AbiElectric 13 лет назад +3

    Haha Henry the 8th is the funniest one.

  • @haz442
    @haz442 12 лет назад +3

    i was quite convinced until it mentioned the bit at the end!

  • @Leonette
    @Leonette 13 лет назад +3

    Those sugar plates sound great! They would save a lot of washing-up after eating!

  • @Hotshotter3000
    @Hotshotter3000 11 лет назад +3

    I like my vegetables, I always worry that I'm not eating enough greens.

  • @silverdaleks1
    @silverdaleks1 3 месяца назад +2

    0:44 Rrraaah!! Henry 8th Smash! 😅😂

  • @Inkyminkyzizwoz
    @Inkyminkyzizwoz 11 лет назад +3

    "Sometimes I get so hungry I eat the plate. Obviously it's not a real plate - this one's made of pure sugar."
    Surely it would dissolve if you put anything liquid on it like gravy or sauce?

  • @Jakegothicsnake
    @Jakegothicsnake 12 лет назад +3

    I'm having heart disease just watching this!! LOL

  • @lollystrawberry98
    @lollystrawberry98 13 лет назад +4

    awww
    i didnt know bed could be so evil cuz bens awesome!

  • @Elutu
    @Elutu 11 лет назад +2

    I'd like an edible plate

  • @weldonwin
    @weldonwin 12 лет назад +1

    But... Henry the 8th did get exercise. He was a fanatical sportsman and dancer, he loved to charge around the countryside hunting, he loved jousting and was an avid tennis player too. It was only when he was an old man in his 50s (WHich for the middle ages was ancient), that be became utterly bloated and unhealthy and that was because he wasn't able to persue his active lifestyle anymore due to a serious jousting injury

  • @googoojnr
    @googoojnr 12 лет назад +1

    1 person is a poor person looking through a rich persons window

  • @necrontyr1800
    @necrontyr1800 12 лет назад +3

    just 5000 calories? we need a mac of 8000 a day XD

  • @williamwatford7101
    @williamwatford7101 4 года назад

    Sounds lit, ima start right away

  • @amyangelz1
    @amyangelz1 13 лет назад +3

    1:08 Bluh!

  • @19ididyourmom
    @19ididyourmom 12 лет назад +1

    epic meal time tudor version

  • @MerlinTennant61
    @MerlinTennant61 12 лет назад +4

    no exercise! yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

  • @Jakegothicsnake
    @Jakegothicsnake 12 лет назад +1

    Thank God for V8 Fusion, and faucet filters......

  • @carlbirtles4518
    @carlbirtles4518 4 года назад +2

    0:59 What would Henry have drunk instead of filthy water?
    Mead (Tudor beer) or wine?

    • @TheOldBlackShuckyDog
      @TheOldBlackShuckyDog 3 года назад +2

      They were probably being a little hyperbolic as you'd drop dead far sooner than Henry did if you NEVER drank water. But he probably didn't drink too much of it more for the reason that he just enjoyed a very rich diet, as of course not all water would have been dirty.
      But probably ale was his most common substitute. Also alcoholic drinks were usually weaker back then as they relied on wild yeast which usually produced less ethanol than they would now.

    • @christophersudbrink4946
      @christophersudbrink4946 3 года назад

      @@TheOldBlackShuckyDog yes. and water was very filthy back then.

  • @skm1091
    @skm1091 11 лет назад +1

    Wow and I thought my diet was bad.

  • @10haza
    @10haza 13 лет назад +2

    His food had its own bank acount it was so rich

  • @urmo345
    @urmo345 13 лет назад +1

    Henry the Ate

  • @PowerArmorV113
    @PowerArmorV113 12 лет назад +2

    Hell, I'm doing this diet already, and I was diabetic beforehand!!!

  • @mistymcshifty1584
    @mistymcshifty1584 11 лет назад +1

    It's ok, no need; I make sure that I get my five massive portions of meat a day, spend seven hours a day feasting, and have thirteen courses with each meal. So, as you can see, job's a good 'un without the need of an ebook!

  • @Midnight1071
    @Midnight1071 11 лет назад +1

    I sit around all day and eat yet I haven't gained a single pound... Of, I don't have a throne...

  • @eleanorhogan8643
    @eleanorhogan8643 3 года назад +2

    I want a sugar plate.

  • @ChantalPerezify
    @ChantalPerezify 12 лет назад

    Minus the sugar plate, it's Dukan!

  • @sethguest781
    @sethguest781 3 года назад

    (POOT!) Very kingly, Your Grace.

  • @DanIsSoCool10
    @DanIsSoCool10 11 лет назад +1

    Oh god the bots have picked up "diet".

  • @TheLizKirkland
    @TheLizKirkland 7 месяцев назад

    0:46 Tudors don't like eating greens, unlike peasants

  • @Tencivanni
    @Tencivanni 11 лет назад

    I bet Henry VIII's chef reincarnated as Harley Morenstein.

  • @13trisco
    @13trisco 12 лет назад +1

    hahahaha i love this!!!!!!

  • @TBearM1776
    @TBearM1776 11 лет назад

    On Deadliest Warrior King Henry VIII vs. Elvis Presley
    The fight at Burger King Joint
    the prize: Who's the King and who get's Priscilla

  • @Himaryous
    @Himaryous 13 лет назад

    @pyrosgrl09 That's been disputed. Historians now seem to believe he died of diabetes.

  • @Sierraflyxxx
    @Sierraflyxxx 13 лет назад +1

    @threenorns3 Wow! Where do you get all this info from, you're SO SO SO SO clever!:)xxx

  • @renatodemartino6345
    @renatodemartino6345 10 лет назад +1

    and all this was centuries before industrialized, packaged, processed "food". Poor Henry, he knew absolutely NOTHING about a balanced meal, not did even the most learned of the time. Animal cadavers have historically been preferred choice for those of means.

  • @lemonsaresocoollike
    @lemonsaresocoollike 11 лет назад +1

    Sounds like my kinda diet...

    • @khorkienjoo5292
      @khorkienjoo5292 Год назад

      Warning: A rich Tudor diet can cause gout, diabetes and an early death.

  • @rainbowrooster13
    @rainbowrooster13 12 лет назад +1

    Henry VIII disliked this XD

  • @alexandriahunt6058
    @alexandriahunt6058 11 лет назад +1

    Wow! That blows me out of the water! His diet was seriously unhealthy.

  • @Albukhshi
    @Albukhshi 12 лет назад +1

    @thegirlfromUNCLE
    me too.
    I'd pay good money for it too :D

  • @uttoxeter1001
    @uttoxeter1001 13 лет назад +1

    @threenorns3 I didn't know that! Thankyou.
    XD

  • @QueenWaterLily
    @QueenWaterLily 12 лет назад

    Does that mean he needs his door frames to be made in his size

  • @eleanorhogan8643
    @eleanorhogan8643 3 года назад +1

    Ironically and contray to what you might expect the poor people were actually healthier than the rich people as they ate vegetables and fruit and the rich people did not.

  • @alysisobel
    @alysisobel 10 лет назад +2

    food glorious food

  • @Inkyminkyzizwoz
    @Inkyminkyzizwoz 11 лет назад +3

    Hence the fart at 1:19!

  • @Jakegothicsnake
    @Jakegothicsnake 12 лет назад +1

    @weldonwin Indeed.....

  • @meldroc
    @meldroc 11 лет назад

    I don't envy the Groom of the Stool...

  • @callunas
    @callunas 12 лет назад +1

    How did he eat 13 courses per meal and only eat 5000 calories per day? Even if there's only 3 meals in that 7 hours it's 39 courses per day, and that's about 128 calories per course. Those are really small "courses" especially if it's all meat/dessert and no veg.

  • @GirlintheWater
    @GirlintheWater 11 лет назад

    I think the Dwarves from the Hobbit would like this diet.

  • @TangledRivers
    @TangledRivers 12 лет назад

    He didn't really WANT to be inactive. His leg injury caused his weight gain. Fact is, he probably always ate that way, but couldn't balance it out with jousting practice and exercise after the injury. Can't really say Americans today eat much different. ;)

  • @lenushka13
    @lenushka13 12 лет назад

    I think this is Rex Ryan's diet of choice...

  • @0zzy0100
    @0zzy0100 12 лет назад +1

    @sarumansrevenge I want it too!

  • @99brucewang
    @99brucewang 4 года назад +2

    0:45 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JakeTheHippy
    @JakeTheHippy 12 лет назад

    yep but it was so expensive that only royalty could afford it

    • @cgt3704
      @cgt3704 2 года назад

      Enough to say "Im stinking rich"

  • @Dim4323
    @Dim4323 4 года назад +1

    For Slimming world

  • @pianiplunker1981
    @pianiplunker1981 12 лет назад

    Did they have sugar in Henry VIII time?

  • @Agent1W
    @Agent1W 11 лет назад

    This diet might actually work for those who are underweight or morbidly skinny!

  • @hellokitty10157
    @hellokitty10157 12 лет назад +1

    @rexana i guess i am a peasant!!!

  • @missameliapond11
    @missameliapond11 12 лет назад

    no, that was william 1

  • @sudmalis100
    @sudmalis100 13 лет назад +1

    Henry the ate

  • @Dim4323
    @Dim4323 13 лет назад

    Henry the 8th did die by eating too much rich food causing him gout

  • @Inkyminkyzizwoz
    @Inkyminkyzizwoz 11 лет назад

    He must have got very constipated if he never ate vegetables!

  • @MerlinTennant61
    @MerlinTennant61 12 лет назад

    back then being fat would mean that you are rich.

  • @thedorkinabubble
    @thedorkinabubble 13 лет назад +1

    @rexana Then let me be a peasant! :D

  • @xXHoopsx
    @xXHoopsx 13 лет назад +1

    Luffy from One Piece would like him. :)

    • @digstrememcdingus1463
      @digstrememcdingus1463 4 года назад +1

      He'd out eat him in a minute and still have room for desert

    • @carlbirtles4518
      @carlbirtles4518 4 года назад

      @@digstrememcdingus1463 If he used his Devil Fruit powers, would Henry shout, "WITCH!! GUARDS, BURN THIS MAN AT THE STAKE!!"

    • @digstrememcdingus1463
      @digstrememcdingus1463 4 года назад

      @@carlbirtles4518 He can try but luffy would just knock them out with haki in some way or another. If you haven't seen the show and want to, you'll find out about it eventually...

  • @Zenithchen
    @Zenithchen 10 лет назад

    EVERYONE IS A PEASANT BECAUSE THEY EAT VEGETABLES >:D

  • @qwadratix
    @qwadratix 4 года назад +4

    So, pretty much the modern American diet then? (Less the fries of course.)

    • @pappy374
      @pappy374 4 года назад +1

      Pretty much, yeah.

    • @carlbirtles4518
      @carlbirtles4518 4 года назад

      Because potatoes didn't come to England in Henry's time.

  • @soccergirl97979
    @soccergirl97979 13 лет назад +1

    just watch your weight go up n up!

  • @DoveAlexa
    @DoveAlexa 11 лет назад

    Because you're a peasant?
    (please don't hurt me)

  • @zb1st
    @zb1st 11 лет назад

    7 hours of eating is not enough.......

  • @heatherbowman9450
    @heatherbowman9450 3 дня назад +1

    886 Likes🎉🏵🌸🧚🏿‍♀️ 1:03

  • @MsThemuh
    @MsThemuh 12 лет назад

    can a human really it for 7 hourss straight without literaly bursting open.
    I will read into that.

  • @Tamaki742
    @Tamaki742 12 лет назад

    Veggies are not that bad! I mean I don't really like veggies because I originally didn't like them, but when I tried broccoli (Did I spell it right?), it somehow tastes like chicken nugget... (Don't ask why, I don't know myself.) And so, Henry VIII died because of obesity, diabetes, and leg ulcers... Not the best way to die AT ALL.

  • @FLPhotoCatcher
    @FLPhotoCatcher 10 лет назад

    Somehow, I feel like voting this comment up.