Horrible Histories Hictorical Viking Wife Swap

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  • @graceknell6613
    @graceknell6613 10 лет назад +376

    at the very end it seemed like they actually were in love when he did the thing with his fingers and she smacked him softly and laughed

    • @idiotsassemble5698
      @idiotsassemble5698 4 года назад +18

      It was so cute 💕

    • @EdwardBarnes.
      @EdwardBarnes. 3 года назад +5

      Yay

    • @sophiehale1171
      @sophiehale1171 3 года назад +1

      Yey

    • @Donnah1979
      @Donnah1979 2 года назад

      Well, if they weren't she'd probably have divorced him...

    • @etcetera1995
      @etcetera1995 2 года назад +2

      Considering she could get a new husband if she didn't like this one pretty easily, she must have had SOME reason to keep him around~

  • @GumiSilverLovah
    @GumiSilverLovah 13 лет назад +696

    "OH what a horrible looking boy!"
    "It's a girl"
    WOW XDDD

    • @asherdie
      @asherdie 4 года назад +4

      @Cheesecake For Life good point.
      They're good for making babies also.

    • @melissam597
      @melissam597 4 года назад +2

      Ross Otto and you’re not even good for that lol

    • @wn8022
      @wn8022 4 года назад +1

      I laughed out loud at that one. His face was great when he said that. Lol

    • @yourreaveragesomali2817
      @yourreaveragesomali2817 4 года назад

      GumiSilverLovah it a boy SIKE it’s a girl

    • @EdwardBarnes.
      @EdwardBarnes. 3 года назад

      Yay

  • @ichigomaster98
    @ichigomaster98 12 лет назад +335

    "HELLOOOOOO" "Oh oh dear" "OH DON'T WORRY I'M JUST VERY UGLY :D" (He's also a shouty man)

  • @thatsgorg
    @thatsgorg 11 лет назад +122

    "I would like to give her a piece of my mind...if she gave me permission to" LOL!! xxx

  • @hipeoples16
    @hipeoples16 13 лет назад +109

    "Dont be alarmed I'm just very ugly" LMAO

  • @Amollion
    @Amollion 4 года назад +21

    "Its a girl"
    That line killed me after he looked at the camera lol

  • @gacha_duck103
    @gacha_duck103 4 года назад +32

    “You know what, I forgot how ugly you are”
    *a w you say the loveliest things 🥺*

  • @lijusav
    @lijusav 12 лет назад +154

    "Oh, what a horrible looking boy!"
    "It's a girl" :D

  • @fatalrob0t
    @fatalrob0t 10 лет назад +533

    pfff Viking women did more than this. It just depends on their rank. If they're upper crust then they'll, of course, be doing less. For everyone else they did what was necessary around the house, including farming and slaughtering.

    • @sparksfly6149
      @sparksfly6149 4 года назад +28

      It’s still funny though

    • @ohmahgawdfilms
      @ohmahgawdfilms 4 года назад +61

      Not to mention shield maidens were often times more fierce than their male counterparts.

    • @ZinniaLP
      @ZinniaLP 4 года назад +15

      @@ohmahgawdfilms hell yeah they were shield maidens were badass

    • @wolftitanreading5308
      @wolftitanreading5308 4 года назад +5

      @@ZinniaLP YOU DARE INSULT MY COOKING iT IS DEATH FOR YOU AS i SALT YOUR PLANES!
      Honey it was an accident I though your cooking was amazing this is the fourth time this week you've wanted to salt our house! FUck it time for bed I love you!
      Crazy viking snu snu afterwords

    • @AmandaJ
      @AmandaJ 4 года назад +31

      @@ohmahgawdfilms Unfortunately we don't know if shield maidens were real. The only evidence we have are sagas that reference legendary shield maidens (often goddesses or supernatural beings), and viking graves where women were buried with swords/weapons. Historians are not sure if the weapons were buried with them because they were warriors, or if they served symbolic/religious purposes. That being said, in every culture in every time, there were certainly a small number of women who were able to join armies in disguise.
      That's not to say that the women of Scandinavia weren't fierce. They endured harsh living conditions, difficult weather, and many had to face settling new lands in foreign territories where their families were granted access. Most did farm work and hard labour, all while managing households and lands when/if their husbands went raiding.
      Viking women had a lot more agency relative to other women of their time. Part of this is because their husbands were gone for so long, and women were expected to run things in their absence. They became real political leaders. There is plenty of evidence of female rulers.

  • @lippy88lizzy
    @lippy88lizzy 12 лет назад +40

    I think Ben is far too adorably charming to be a real Viking - in this sketch anyway! ^_^

  • @MRNAZIZOMBIE11
    @MRNAZIZOMBIE11 12 лет назад +30

    Mr Viking:Grrrr
    Mrs Viking:don't grrr luv
    Mr Viking:Sorry darling sorry.
    LOL

  • @carryonxxkj
    @carryonxxkj 11 лет назад +123

    "I forgot how ugly u are" "o u say the loveliest things"

  • @Ari-hl9sr
    @Ari-hl9sr 3 года назад +5

    You’re going to live like my wife now and she talks whenever she like.
    Boy do I know it...
    🤣

  • @emmashell8947
    @emmashell8947 3 года назад +4

    ‘Don’t be alarmed, I’m just very ugly’ 😂

  • @KikuTheHonda
    @KikuTheHonda 11 лет назад +36

    "Permissin to speak terminated."

  • @idiotsassemble5698
    @idiotsassemble5698 4 года назад +7

    3:50 aww that's cute 💞

  • @87654321j
    @87654321j 3 года назад +1

    She talks whenever she like
    Boy do I know it
    Lol 🤣

  • @cellofreak796
    @cellofreak796 13 лет назад +14

    Even covered in crap Jim is still adorable :D

  • @IwillKillYourCereal
    @IwillKillYourCereal 12 лет назад +64

    Wow, viking wives had it better than I thought :o

    • @Steampunk_Ocelot
      @Steampunk_Ocelot 4 года назад +36

      If a man cheated on his wife she could chop off his dangly bits and display them

    • @melissam597
      @melissam597 4 года назад +1

      E McCreanor that should still be a thing

    • @Steampunk_Ocelot
      @Steampunk_Ocelot 4 года назад +5

      @Pasha Staravoitau it wasn't because they were considered property and not people.

    • @carolinpurayidom4570
      @carolinpurayidom4570 2 года назад

      @Mati _Mistrz lol what ?

  • @CCNuck
    @CCNuck 12 лет назад +5

    The end of this one is just adorable.

  • @janeeli
    @janeeli 4 года назад +5

    “Don’t need to dig a peat or pUt Up A fEnCe!!!”

  • @derekcrymble9085
    @derekcrymble9085 4 года назад +28

    Mr. viking was not "Enthralled" , with her.

  • @Stariod1994
    @Stariod1994 12 лет назад +6

    I'm from Norway and I have to say: Horrible Histories RULES! :D

  • @warylv
    @warylv 12 лет назад +42

    @MariMiniatt
    From wikipedia:
    "Corn is the name used in the United States, Canada, and Australia for the grain maize.
    In much of the English-speaking world, the term "corn" is a generic term for cereal crops, such as
    Barley
    Oats
    Rye
    Wheat"
    And sort of on a side note, in Swedish, the word "korn" only means barley.

    • @looloo4029
      @looloo4029 4 года назад

      Jesper Engelbrektsson in Australia, corn is the name given to maize when it’s been prepared for human consumption. On farms, when grown as a crop, it’s called maize. Barley, Oats, Rye and Wheat are called by their correct names. I have never known them all to be referred to as ‘Corn’. Each has its separate title, along with all other grain types.

    • @Polinka198
      @Polinka198 4 года назад +1

      yep,
      i remember a TV program about crusades, where it was said that "the crusades were financed by the corn trade." Only it was translated as "maize trade"... so crusades (apparently) were financed by selling maize ... american maize

  • @edithosei10
    @edithosei10 11 лет назад +26

    "oh, don't be arlamed i'm just very ugly"
    "this snottyflopper sound awfull i'll tell you i like to give her a pice of my mind, providing she gave me permission to speak of course."
    "you know what i forgot how ugly you look, oh you say the lovelest of things."
    These are my favourate lines

  • @Silversteeldragon
    @Silversteeldragon 12 лет назад +6

    it was actually pretty good compared to how it was in other count at the time. they always had a say in matter tho it was generally implied in the stories that they were often trouble

  • @peachespeacher
    @peachespeacher 12 лет назад +11

    sounds great being a Viking women :P

  • @Sigurjon543
    @Sigurjon543 12 лет назад +8

    @SanFranGirl1982 Snorradottir, it's a patronym, not a surname. And actually, she would have been referred to on a first name basis as Snorradottir just means "Daughter of Snorri".

  • @kelseyfrank5524
    @kelseyfrank5524 12 лет назад +4

    "Don't be alarmed, I'm just very ugly..."

  • @StudioGradient
    @StudioGradient 12 лет назад +17

    WE SELL ANY MONK!

  • @laffin_out_loud
    @laffin_out_loud 4 года назад +25

    Seems like Viking women had more rights than any other country in that time.

    • @Amadeus-ms9lt
      @Amadeus-ms9lt 4 года назад +1

      Based on this sketch alone.

    • @juliaconnell
      @juliaconnell 3 года назад +5

      Umm Ireland - women could marry, divorce - own land & property (that was *theirs*, even after divorce) - be leaders...

  • @missluckyducky07
    @missluckyducky07 12 лет назад +24

    "i forgot how ugly u r" "u say the sweetest things!"

    • @morlanius
      @morlanius 4 года назад +4

      its been eight years since you left this comment. I wonder if you learned to spell in that time.

    • @missluckyducky07
      @missluckyducky07 4 года назад +5

      @@morlanius thanks for checking in, yes I can spell now. I was 12 when I wrote this comment and I have forgotten about it

  • @trinitytwo14992
    @trinitytwo14992 4 года назад +1

    Fun way to teach about history, thanks.

  • @powerist209
    @powerist209 10 лет назад +6

    I don't know but I thought Thrall can easily earn their freedom when compared than other cultures. I know it's from manga but one character was a illegitimate child of a Dane and a Welsh princess and became freed due to his Danish side (Well, he did killed the father in the bed).

    • @powerist209
      @powerist209 10 лет назад +2

      Well, more like Welsh "used to be a princess but was made a concubine until she got pregnant and live in stable".

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin Год назад

      "Easily" is doing a lot of work there. They could be freed by their master, sure, but that's been true in many periods. Don't mistake stories for reality in terms of representing period practices - the story is usually highlighting an unusual case.
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thrall
      (Also, be very careful when ingesting German history from Japanese sources. They have a peculiar take on certain historical events due to being allied with Germany in WWII. The Holocaust, particularly, is something that they don't really seem to comprehend fully.)

    • @josepigroyper370
      @josepigroyper370 9 месяцев назад

      A lot of cultures allowed people to free their slaves easily. That’s the norm if they didn’t allow that then that means that they were probably very mistreated and they thought even if they freedom they would try to kill them and example be the Spartans were they treated their slaves horribly. It had to cull them every year or in other words kill them if they have a number the more than 9 to 1 of course slaves like that can’t be free because they will just try to get vengeance, but whether it’s American slave to Bronze Age slaves they can be freed whenever generally if they believed that there wouldn’t be retribution. now there is the exception for American slavery wear in some areas it was, kind of hard to free your slave, because they do not want the prices of flights to soar too high, because they couldn’t import more . But that’s the exception generally, if you can’t free them in a society, historically that means it was so horrible to be a slave not society, but the moment they weren’t they were likely just going to try to destroy the societies. They needed to guarantee that they could always be under control, they can like the spartan example where every year at the slaves saw that they were culled for no reason like cattle

  • @SeraphimSound
    @SeraphimSound 13 лет назад

    OMG OMG OMG Bens hair is sooooooooooooo awesome in this video. =)

  • @thefuturemrskaiba
    @thefuturemrskaiba 12 лет назад

    I LOVE that little rat!!! He's so cute and funny!!

    • @EditorOfSL
      @EditorOfSL 4 года назад

      I know, right, with a great sense of humour! 🐀

  • @gracestansfield4896
    @gracestansfield4896 4 года назад +7

    “Oh what a horribal looking boy!”
    *its a girl.*

  • @worganyos
    @worganyos 12 лет назад +14

    lol, at the beginning i thought the vikings would be the dirty savage ones :P

    • @r0xdab0x96xo
      @r0xdab0x96xo 4 года назад +2

      Fun fact. English women would run off for Viking men because they had personal hygine and basic manners and respect

    • @michaeldreaver108
      @michaeldreaver108 4 года назад +1

      @@r0xdab0x96xo yeah that's rubbish. Very few English women 'ran off' with Viking men.
      The vast majority of the women that went away with Vikings were taken by force at knife point. Besides, the Danes didn't smell so good after King Aelfred dealt to them hahahaha

  • @PurpleSmilexx
    @PurpleSmilexx 12 лет назад +3

    ah Mrs Snotyflopper OMG cracked me up !!!!!!!!

  • @Ejiro__Kirishima
    @Ejiro__Kirishima 4 года назад +50

    This is so cool I’m Norwegian and all I ever see is english history, which is so boring. But I guess I’m British to so I should probably listen to my history teacher.

    • @markfox1545
      @markfox1545 4 года назад +2

      Eijiro Kirishima - you seem confused as to what nationality you are.

    • @Ejiro__Kirishima
      @Ejiro__Kirishima 4 года назад +3

      Mark Fox, trust me I’m not.
      I’m around half British as well as half Scandinavian.
      These are all estimates, I don’t know the little things.

  • @ycnaNElizabeth
    @ycnaNElizabeth 11 лет назад

    I love Humon! She brought me here as well

  • @gardengrovespin
    @gardengrovespin 12 лет назад +10

    "It's a girl."

  • @dwightstjohn6927
    @dwightstjohn6927 4 года назад +1

    I'm from pure Norwegian and Swedish stock and my grandma with an axe was a terror to behold. I have no doubt and do not need arch. proof that Viking women were bad ass. you haven't met my three sets of twins in my lineage, all women. all warriors. all the time.

  • @Stariod1994
    @Stariod1994 12 лет назад +6

    Wohoo! I'm from Norway :D

  • @TheEccentricityOMe
    @TheEccentricityOMe 12 лет назад +1

    So that's what a thrall is? There were characters called drill-thralls in the Star Trek episode, The Gamesters of Triskellion.

  • @stupidintellect90
    @stupidintellect90 13 лет назад

    Ms Snoradateer is the ultimate Garibaldi-eating ice-queen!!!

  • @angelsoulblade
    @angelsoulblade 12 лет назад

    Mr Viking's armour is cool :)

  • @maltesenerner
    @maltesenerner 12 лет назад +3

    Blobnose!
    "....Yeah"

  • @DanMarik
    @DanMarik 12 лет назад

    @Sigurjon543 Question. If Snorradottir's first name was Teuon (cant think of a good name) would her daughters last name be Teuondottir? To mean Daughter of Teuon or is it like a Clan name where she is a Snorri?

  • @renatodemartino6345
    @renatodemartino6345 10 лет назад

    I do love the humor here. Reminiscent of Monty Python.

  • @tonigagan0509
    @tonigagan0509 11 лет назад

    Mrs Snottyflopper lol!!!!!

  • @tonigagan0509
    @tonigagan0509 10 лет назад

    This Mrs Snottyflopper ...... loooool

  • @emmafeathers9367
    @emmafeathers9367 3 года назад +1

    Love love

  • @MissUlfang
    @MissUlfang 11 лет назад

    Oh why thank you Humon.

  • @pantherxadoptmexo
    @pantherxadoptmexo 3 года назад

    This vid is so funny 🤣

  • @roidroid
    @roidroid 11 лет назад

    Humon brought me beer

  • @jacko261995
    @jacko261995 11 лет назад +1

    Humon brought me here. =3

  • @Otakuhime12
    @Otakuhime12 11 лет назад

    She brings us everywhere. It's no wonder we have messed up brains.

  • @no-oneX
    @no-oneX 12 лет назад +2

    I would DIE for Ben to be my husband! :D

  • @leoh5744
    @leoh5744 11 лет назад

    Corn doesn't have to mean maize; you can use it as a fancy word for wheat and other grains.

  • @Flowerbarrel
    @Flowerbarrel 4 года назад

    Peat moss makes a great camera.

  • @Ljethan
    @Ljethan 11 лет назад +1

    It's the beard. It's always the beard.

  • @Prwnybones
    @Prwnybones 11 лет назад +1

    Here because of Humon

  • @Grim_Sister
    @Grim_Sister 11 лет назад

    Note to self: Never fight with a viking's wife.

  • @Vikingmetal82
    @Vikingmetal82 13 лет назад

    permission to speak terminated! xD

  • @heatherbowman9450
    @heatherbowman9450 Месяц назад +1

    It would be pretty interesting if wife swaps were real🤔 3:19

  • @lollystrawberry98
    @lollystrawberry98 13 лет назад

    lol! mrs snottyflopper! HA!

  • @davidjurjevic2000
    @davidjurjevic2000 11 лет назад +1

    O U SAY THE LOVLEIEST THINGS

  • @Donnah1979
    @Donnah1979 2 года назад

    Funny, but weird when the Vikings apparently haven't seen their own thralls before...

  • @mayaharrison3138
    @mayaharrison3138 2 года назад

    cool

  • @Spacemongerr
    @Spacemongerr 13 лет назад

    Snorredottir i think is her name.
    (dottir means daughter, like "Daughter of Snorre")

  • @effuaibojie7681
    @effuaibojie7681 12 лет назад

    why would any one dislike horrible historys

  • @Thule21
    @Thule21 12 лет назад +3

    lol... Ms. Boogerdaughter (= Ms. Snordattr)

  • @owlpaw8022
    @owlpaw8022 4 года назад

    Did I have where is this all the time

  • @ImperatorPenguin
    @ImperatorPenguin 12 лет назад

    They are speaking the Queens Scandinavian... I didn't even know she had any.

  • @Stheno16
    @Stheno16 12 лет назад +1

    It wasn't unknown for chieftains to sometimes have a slave buried with them to serve them in the next life. As for having the slave raped beforehand, as far as I know there's no evidence to support that theory.

  • @eastjc1
    @eastjc1 12 лет назад

    To frickin funny, lmao

  • @ThatOneKayna
    @ThatOneKayna 4 года назад

    I have a pet blobfish called blob nose!

  • @heatherbowman9450
    @heatherbowman9450 2 дня назад

    I AM SO GLAD IT'S 2024🎉🎉🎉 0:41

  • @ajivins1
    @ajivins1 12 лет назад

    Ooh, silver leather...

  • @agwebgal
    @agwebgal 12 лет назад

    Staroid1994- Same!!!!

  • @123biffer
    @123biffer 11 лет назад

    History tells that the origins from the first denmark king were from the northland. During late 1600 there were no more danish king with northland bloodline, because the new king who arrived were from german stock. That is why danes sounds so weird, because their northland language is mixed up with geran accent

  • @nic123dk
    @nic123dk 11 лет назад

    oh i studied them and their is a guy, on my school and he have studied vikings, since he was born and his 55 now, and from m dad. :P

  • @bethberry21
    @bethberry21 12 лет назад

    is it just me or does the posh wife staying in the poor or messy home paint in every historical wife swap? lol

  • @Econm
    @Econm 4 года назад

    I did not know that viking had an English accent !

    • @EditorOfSL
      @EditorOfSL 3 года назад +1

      Well, after living in Britain for years, they probably developed them.

  • @nanakanisucre
    @nanakanisucre 11 лет назад

    Humon brought me.

  • @MsAngelique
    @MsAngelique 11 лет назад

    Me too!

  • @konnii1
    @konnii1 12 лет назад

    "what a horrible little boy"

  • @ZackRekeSkjell
    @ZackRekeSkjell 12 лет назад

    Ja, det er vel det, haha xD

  • @Ullbritt
    @Ullbritt 11 лет назад

    oh but there is my friend, google ibn fadlans account of the rus chieftain funeral :).

  • @snakemast66
    @snakemast66 12 лет назад

    @geof7530 well the actors are english. bbc is an english channel and so is this series. they just could not do scandanavian accents.

  • @georgiakalman132
    @georgiakalman132 12 лет назад

    he he he very funny

  • @EdwardBarnes.
    @EdwardBarnes. 3 года назад

    Yay

  • @jonathanredacted3245
    @jonathanredacted3245 4 года назад

    Wasn't bathing common among the norse?

    • @eliz_scubavn
      @eliz_scubavn 4 года назад

      Jonathan Simms Yes. Anglo-Saxon women were attracted to Norse men because they washed regularly with soap, dressed nicely and had things like combed and plaited hair. There were even instances where women marrying into the Norse groups was so common the native men attacked and killed the Norse men.

  • @ScytheOfKronos
    @ScytheOfKronos 12 лет назад

    8 thralls saw this video.

  • @ladythalia
    @ladythalia 13 лет назад +2

    @chocolatefountain95 Well, Tolkien was heavily inspired by norse mythology and poetry, and so was Peter Jackson, I guess;-)

    • @williamjordan5554
      @williamjordan5554 4 года назад

      Tolkien was an expert in Angli-Saxon history primarily.

    • @EditorOfSL
      @EditorOfSL 3 года назад

      Peter Jackson was inspired by Greek mythology, not Norweigan.

  • @Great_Dane
    @Great_Dane 12 лет назад

    "What a horrible ugly looking boy!" - "It's a girl."

  • @Aliyasosweet
    @Aliyasosweet 13 лет назад

    Blobnose (the kid) is quiet cute acctually

  • @weldonwin
    @weldonwin 12 лет назад

    @Sigart Well, maybe the pillaging part, I don't think viking sheild maidens would do the raping part

  • @MrNilzern
    @MrNilzern 12 лет назад

    In the nobility I dont think a Viking woman could divorse.