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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 3 года назад +397

    _"Well, I've eaten a goose filled with the Holy Spirit and a goat filled with the Holy Spirit. I must be morbidly obese with divine wisdom."_
    This sounds like a Blackadder line.

  • @karima7568
    @karima7568 3 года назад +1174

    'you aint listening to me you flannel' - amazing

    • @lilybean9585
      @lilybean9585 3 года назад +16

      It’s gold

    • @beann7336
      @beann7336 3 года назад +14

      I read that at the same time the video said it wha

    • @UndeadRed
      @UndeadRed 3 года назад +9

      MY FAVOURITE QUOTE

    • @SebDearest
      @SebDearest Год назад +1

      Say it on the daily

  • @clowinghours9604
    @clowinghours9604 3 года назад +585

    I want a compilation of every ‘hot sausage’ Ben says

    • @-Melon-
      @-Melon-  3 года назад +38

      you're in luck! nocontexthorriblehistories.tumblr.com/post/185311965473/a-compilation-of-ben-saying-hot-sausage

    • @lettuce984
      @lettuce984 3 года назад +38

      The way Ben says “he did..” after Jim says “I once ate a chocolate the size of my head!” Still gets me lol

  • @marycanary86
    @marycanary86 3 года назад +271

    1:21
    how tf simon didnt die from that double heart attack is beyond me

  • @messisui_1301
    @messisui_1301 3 года назад +93

    'No barrels, no fresh water! No fresh water, no watada! Nininanananoonoo!'
    'Mmm, *brilliant.* '
    5:49

  • @merriellegatlin2714
    @merriellegatlin2714 3 года назад +753

    Why is this so much better than average American comedy shows

    • @kaiceecrane3884
      @kaiceecrane3884 3 года назад +58

      Cultural taste, and accent and dialect seems to also have an effect for some reason

    • @laurahodge4752
      @laurahodge4752 3 года назад +56

      Because this is amazing, and average American comedy shows aren't very good

    • @hayleydavis2034
      @hayleydavis2034 3 года назад +24

      because americans arent original and copy all our shows

    • @Maxion_2000
      @Maxion_2000 3 года назад +21

      @@hayleydavis2034 there even copying ghosts now

    • @Mustymusterson
      @Mustymusterson 3 года назад +6

      @@Maxion_2000 what?!?

  • @avaz208
    @avaz208 3 года назад +155

    Historical masterchef sketches are so underrated especially Ben’s weird Australian accent haha

    • @throwawayaccount4008
      @throwawayaccount4008 3 года назад +9

      I'm Aussie and I literally had no idea that he was supposed to be doing an Aussie accent!

    • @avaz208
      @avaz208 3 года назад +5

      @@throwawayaccount4008 I am too I picked it up from the weird “munnets” and stuff

    • @throwawayaccount4008
      @throwawayaccount4008 3 года назад +5

      @@avaz208 I thought that would denote more of a Kiwi accent tbh

    • @avaz208
      @avaz208 3 года назад +6

      @@throwawayaccount4008 On other historical masterchef videos people were saying it was meant to be Australian but sounded more Kiwi because of that i think

  • @tescobesco
    @tescobesco 3 года назад +115

    5:49 kills me. The gibberish followed by the confident and proud *brilliant* is such a hilarious contrast

  • @BeanieBabyXx
    @BeanieBabyXx 3 года назад +191

    5:49 the "mmm brilliant" really did it for me.

  • @andreiamrlm9435
    @andreiamrlm9435 3 года назад +478

    there are so many bloopers I haven't seen before!

    • @marycanary86
      @marycanary86 3 года назад +9

      the one with jim breaking the drum stick is kingly XD and the jo lumley. joke xD

  • @rossfleming7055
    @rossfleming7055 3 года назад +126

    “I must be morbidly obese with divine wisdom” 💀

  • @th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m
    @th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m 3 года назад +83

    “Why on earth would i be making him laugh?” Ben and Jim are my favourite pair in HH

  • @naomitiefenbrunn2857
    @naomitiefenbrunn2857 3 года назад +350

    Are they just chanting "we're gay" at 13:13

    • @-Melon-
      @-Melon-  3 года назад +179

      Yeah it starts out as "wiggy" but definitely devolves into "we're gay" along the way for some reason lmao

    • @AriaCallisto
      @AriaCallisto 3 года назад +15

      Lollll

    • @snanman
      @snanman 3 года назад +28

      I cannot unhear it now I saw it in an edit

    • @necroticdemonart
      @necroticdemonart 3 года назад +12

      WIGGY!!

    • @AriaCallisto
      @AriaCallisto 3 года назад +14

      @GirlWithNoPersonality what if they're bouncing between the 2 phrases?

  • @burntbeanies7886
    @burntbeanies7886 3 года назад +26

    The stupid ones always get me
    *DRAMATIC MASTER CHEF MUSIC*
    "I ONCE ATE A CHOCOLATE, AS BIG AS MY HEAD"
    "he did"

  • @leahpowell2969
    @leahpowell2969 3 года назад +104

    yes his daddy became a mummy wich is a very complex opration
    a scottish protestant or is a scottaproistant

  • @knightofarkronia8652
    @knightofarkronia8652 3 года назад +143

    12:25 To be honest, that probably happened a lot in the real life trenches!

    • @ari638
      @ari638 3 года назад +8

      I couldn't stop laughing at this one oh god

  • @RSBPEGG
    @RSBPEGG 3 года назад +108

    10:35 is my favourite I laughed for like 10 mins straight, horrible histories is the best

  • @jamierobo295
    @jamierobo295 3 года назад +74

    These scenes are amazing on their own but the bloopers just make them 10 times better

  • @decentlysmartforanidiot8284
    @decentlysmartforanidiot8284 3 года назад +97

    2:19
    me after explaining my working on the maths test

  • @basinball1
    @basinball1 3 года назад +43

    I often say to my teen son “You really stink, hot sausage!” because of this show. 🤣

  • @avaraytrujillo859
    @avaraytrujillo859 2 года назад +13

    The slight christmas music in the background at 0:04 as Rattus whips his head around KILLS ME EVERYTIME XD

  • @tiasmith3499
    @tiasmith3499 3 года назад +37

    This is great looking back on since they're in that new series 'ghosts' which is hilarious nice seeing them back together in something

  • @WinterLove13
    @WinterLove13 3 года назад +23

    “Do the Pachacuti” is fast becoming my favourite HH song. Matts face. 🤪 “I’ve never had so much fun” 🤪

    • @flippetskater
      @flippetskater 3 года назад +2

      Mat's sparkling little face is what makes it. It gives me LIFE.
      For real, though - he dials the "happy" up to 11, and you can't help but get blisteringly happy right along with. 💗

  • @avakelly7008
    @avakelly7008 3 года назад +44

    My whole life has been leading up to this video

  • @malindabful
    @malindabful 3 года назад +30

    I can't name my presidents, but I can name all the British monarchs thanks to these folks (plus I won trivial pursuit thanks to the Charles Dickins and Charles Darwin songs!!) Couldn't love them more!

  • @robertmcqueen289
    @robertmcqueen289 3 года назад +85

    The sketches of Dr Doom & Dr Death are brilliantly funny.

  • @scampki9755
    @scampki9755 3 года назад +39

    "I must be morbidly obese with spiritual wisdom" LMFAOO

  • @ryansmart6537
    @ryansmart6537 3 года назад +21

    12:27 - when the dinner ladies in school made the potatoes with the extra lumps

  • @gaxamillion_
    @gaxamillion_ 3 года назад +21

    “your moustache is ... on your forehead”
    “YEEESSS! GET IN!!!”

  • @reece8191
    @reece8191 3 года назад +13

    1:10 “you ain’t listening to me you flannel”

  • @j_isnt_available
    @j_isnt_available 3 года назад +14

    Horrible histories has been my main source of accurate information since It was first on ABC3 and to this day it is still better than most comedies I’ve seen

  • @necroticdemonart
    @necroticdemonart 3 года назад +53

    This was how we learnt history in my class and how I learnt it at home.
    it was funny.
    I was soo sad that it ended.

    • @cleo.x.1254
      @cleo.x.1254 3 года назад

      I dont think it has...

    • @torymonarchist
      @torymonarchist 3 года назад +3

      @@cleo.x.1254 Aimee Kane probably meant that the series with the original cast ended, it just doesn't seem right without the six idiots

  • @Ezra-u5q
    @Ezra-u5q 3 года назад +10

    “ we sell any monk any-any-any monk” 😍 hard vibes

  • @Zenith7jpg
    @Zenith7jpg 3 года назад +137

    “His daddy became a mummy which is a very complicated operation”
    *happy trans noises*

  • @johannaart11
    @johannaart11 3 года назад +84

    7:10 is iconic

    • @pipfinn007
      @pipfinn007 3 года назад +1

      hello fellow catra human :)

  • @ravenwood3695
    @ravenwood3695 3 года назад +30

    This show taught me more than my history teacher. Some great songs 🎵👌

  • @avakelly7008
    @avakelly7008 3 года назад +35

    A r e y e I n s a n e I n y e B r a i n

  • @caramccusker995
    @caramccusker995 3 года назад +33

    Zey have fudge? Yah! That’s the best 😂

  • @TheOneGuyAce
    @TheOneGuyAce 2 года назад +5

    The best part is that you can tell their having fun making this great show.

  • @jem_theelf
    @jem_theelf 3 года назад +126

    What does she know about WHAAAA?

    • @johanvajse8410
      @johanvajse8410 3 года назад +5

      I laughed again just reading this comment.

    • @una_10bananas
      @una_10bananas 3 года назад

      Honestly one of the most iconic line deliveries ever

  • @Elnont
    @Elnont 3 года назад +26

    No one:
    Ben: HOT SAUSAGE 😀

  • @jordynstevens3945
    @jordynstevens3945 2 года назад +12

    And now for the most perfectly timed cut in history: 7:29

  • @SeanCleverly
    @SeanCleverly 2 года назад +3

    Only the British can do humour such as this. Probably the funniest, and most talented, bunch of lunatics ever to grace the television screen.

  • @midnightfandoms8960
    @midnightfandoms8960 3 года назад +5

    The amount of makeup they’re wearing for a history show is astounding and yet it works 😂

  • @abigailkaterbergcolibaba
    @abigailkaterbergcolibaba 3 года назад +33

    I fully understand the people of this show being done and wanting to move on with their lives, but at the same time I wish it had gone on for another 10 years
    Also the fact that some of these bloopers seem to be from sketches I've never seen distresses me because it leads me to believe there were sketches written and filmed and then cut?! Or I've somehow missed episodes from the original 5 seasons?!

  • @bethgravelingxo
    @bethgravelingxo 3 года назад +7

    “look, the jug is frozen to my hand… i have a jug hand”

  • @wildthing4157
    @wildthing4157 3 года назад +12

    3:21 caught me so off guard I spat cereal everywhere 😭😭

  • @maddiegreen09
    @maddiegreen09 3 года назад +6

    "Are you insane in de brain" I never noticed that

  • @wybielo2420
    @wybielo2420 3 года назад +20

    *henry the eighth noises*

  • @user-fp6dt1os1l
    @user-fp6dt1os1l 2 месяца назад +2

    the pylon in the background at the end lol

  • @mb_vlogs5395
    @mb_vlogs5395 2 года назад +1

    5:48
    "No fresh water, no wadada, ninannoooninnanoo."
    "Mmmmm... BRILLIANT."

  • @janetalee443
    @janetalee443 3 года назад +15

    Love Horrible Histories always 💙

  • @chloemcgregor3801
    @chloemcgregor3801 3 года назад +23

    At 5:08 she coughed like 6 year olds do when they use your phone

  • @OliverIsOffline
    @OliverIsOffline 2 года назад +1

    "Stand and deliver, by which I mean stay seated and give me stuff"
    This one is never not gonna be funny to me

  • @rubyseverinwhitworth9066
    @rubyseverinwhitworth9066 3 года назад +2

    how did I miss this iconic line "thats right his daddy became a mummy, which is a very complex operation"

  • @mageinabarrel802
    @mageinabarrel802 3 месяца назад +2

    fave moments:
    1:31
    2:38
    4:33
    5:52
    6:02
    6:54
    7:36
    12:21
    12:33
    13:15

  • @emmashell8947
    @emmashell8947 Год назад +1

    12:45 this randomly plays in my head every so often… not mad about it though 😂

  • @tee-ee1ow
    @tee-ee1ow 3 года назад +13

    5:49 killed me i cant breathe

  • @herbivorethecarnivore8447
    @herbivorethecarnivore8447 10 дней назад +1

    13:13
    They absolutely meant to blend "wiggy" into "we're gay"

  • @lucaliliahidas5738
    @lucaliliahidas5738 2 года назад +2

    "I once ate a chocolate the size of my head!"
    "He did..."

  • @chrisleneil
    @chrisleneil 2 года назад +1

    Thank you for starting this off with the cutest laugh!

  • @ava8340
    @ava8340 3 года назад +6

    "are you insane in ye brain??"
    "D:..."

  • @theapostate2735
    @theapostate2735 3 года назад +3

    Perhaps you didn't hear me?
    Dads dead dads dead I'm king I'm king.
    Highness?
    GET IN!

  • @Pip.Darling
    @Pip.Darling 3 года назад +6

    0:58 the way matt kisses his hand ,bit sus 🥴

  • @aries6able
    @aries6able 3 года назад +4

    love these guys, and don't they LOVE dressing up!

  • @katehynds550
    @katehynds550 3 года назад +8

    Easy peasy, squeeze the lemon.... 😂

  • @LionsPawss
    @LionsPawss Год назад +2

    It’s a British thing to have a crush on Matt

  • @elizawright7178
    @elizawright7178 3 года назад +13

    Easy peasy squeeze de lemon

  • @shona5268
    @shona5268 3 года назад +6

    “SHUTUPALRIGHTJUSTSHUTUPSHUTUPSOMUCH”

  • @ezzyb2856
    @ezzyb2856 3 года назад

    Matthews laugh at the end, I love him!

  • @jemima6600
    @jemima6600 3 года назад +2

    I just noticed "prote-scot-estant" and I can't stop laughing omg

  • @theresacater4294
    @theresacater4294 2 года назад +1

    ‘We have a problem wit de windoezz’

  • @una_10bananas
    @una_10bananas 3 года назад +2

    I always think of "my, that's first class"

  • @theresacater4294
    @theresacater4294 2 года назад +1

    ‘Wot duz she noh abouuht waaaaa?’

  • @carolynlewis9008
    @carolynlewis9008 2 месяца назад +2

    I could totally go the rest of my life without seeing Matt in a neon green and skin tight black spandex!! Lol

  • @TigerTigerII
    @TigerTigerII 2 года назад +1

    Love how Jim was eating during his freestyle dance, because honestly? I'd do the same lol

  • @carolynlewis9008
    @carolynlewis9008 2 месяца назад +1

    I love the czar!!!

  • @vboost
    @vboost 3 года назад +10

    "Right, and how do you heat them together?"
    *"With heat"*
    2:20

  • @jessicafernanda11
    @jessicafernanda11 3 года назад +10

    Love this show, entertaining and educating

  • @queenjohnbee3411
    @queenjohnbee3411 Год назад +2

    13:13 *🎶We’re gay, we’re gay, we’re gay!🎶*

  • @ordinarystranger6667
    @ordinarystranger6667 3 года назад +5

    13:14 I thought they were saying “we’re gay” at first but they were saying “wiggy”

  • @jasmineday6691
    @jasmineday6691 3 года назад +11

    Therapist: “Bear Jim Howick is not real, it can’t hurt you.”
    Bear Jim: 0:10

  • @subblydubbly986
    @subblydubbly986 2 года назад +1

    0:03 is the funniest thing I have ever seen

  • @shantanupanda1650
    @shantanupanda1650 3 года назад +102

    2:35 TRANS RIGHTS

  • @iseedamoon2756
    @iseedamoon2756 2 года назад

    'Have anything new?'
    'I've got tb'

  • @reece8191
    @reece8191 3 года назад +31

    11:56 where is that from? And the WW1 trenches sing after it?

    • @-Melon-
      @-Melon-  3 года назад +7

      From the series 2 deleted scenes! www.bilibili.com/video/BV1tA411q7Lz you can watch it here. The WWI song is from the WWI special episode you can watch here www.bilibili.com/video/BV1rD4y127TE :)

    • @reece8191
      @reece8191 3 года назад +5

      @@-Melon- ahh brilliant thank you 😁😁

    • @-Melon-
      @-Melon-  3 года назад +4

      Happy to help ^^

  • @AHunt2024
    @AHunt2024 3 года назад +5

    my... that's first class

  • @Etheriousflow
    @Etheriousflow 3 года назад +10

    4:00 but why did that kinda suit him though?

  • @jameskpolkastronomyhistory5984
    @jameskpolkastronomyhistory5984 3 года назад +4

    Me And The Boiz After School

  • @lilamaree5393
    @lilamaree5393 3 года назад +20

    Wait where is the "your moustache is on your forehead" clip from?

    • @-Melon-
      @-Melon-  3 года назад +2

      Series 5 deleted scenes! You can watch it here ruclips.net/video/heYSgTcwfTk/видео.html

  • @greedavaricious7760
    @greedavaricious7760 3 года назад +2

    When an Ork comes across an adeptas sororitas: 8:30

  • @EmilyS1236
    @EmilyS1236 Год назад +1

    Sharp stoune
    Blount stoune

  • @ten-itis6644
    @ten-itis6644 3 года назад +11

    Hot sausage!

  • @hannahcalverley3359
    @hannahcalverley3359 3 года назад +2

    11:20 Paul Hollywood is that you

  • @user-xt4ok6gj5k
    @user-xt4ok6gj5k 3 года назад +2

    7:08 - "hawt sausage 😍😏"

  • @bwth_hybl
    @bwth_hybl 2 года назад +1

    5:06
    "ive got tb"
    **summons satan**

  • @niamOshau
    @niamOshau 4 месяца назад

    ‘why could I be possibly making him laugh? 🧑🏻‍🦲

  • @mindinmybiscuits
    @mindinmybiscuits 3 года назад +4

    Well, hot sausage!

  • @katiem4935
    @katiem4935 3 года назад +4

    This is gold

  • @EleanorWhite-ml9xw
    @EleanorWhite-ml9xw Год назад +2

    I like Mathew Baynton very much I always have and I always will💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕