Therapist is not only cooked he's also deep fried, shallow fried, stir fried, air fried, roasted, over cooked, burned, barbecued, baked, marinated, dry aged, dry roasted and then will proceed to experience absolute annihilation
Yea his reason for breaking up with her was because he wanted to feel alone again , He is Soo immature For his Age and thinks these things will make people Say wow ur Crazy dude 3winning lanes better than a loving girlfriend that's for sure lmao true loser@@-nothingtodo5268
@-nothingtodo5268 they broke up because he had a hand obsession and that kinda fits with when he said "You don't always need to give them attention." I'm aware that this video is a joke but still...
him talking gives me genuine headaches, it's not my business, but idk how she stands him - even if it's just an internet persona - my brain can't wrap around it
Dantes therapist at one point came back home from their session, looked at the ceiling support beam in his house, got a rope, and hung himself. Like that old inmate that got released in Shawshank Redemption
Bros therapist literally committed suicide 💀💀
Don't copy other commenters ur name is anonymous girl
@@dark-yd3kjthey didn’t copy anyone literally everyone is saying the same thing
He probably killed him (in-game)
I'm your 1k liker😮
Same
It was at the moment he said "15" and "I know your my cousin"
💀
you do realize that she has tattoos?
you need to be over 18 for that hon
@@harleyssquad7091you don’t u can easily get them underage but ik she’s over 18 but WHEN she were 15 he told her that
@@harleyssquad7091 R/WOOOOOOOOOOSH
@@harleyssquad7091u can get them under 18 where i live w parent consent..
@@harleyssquad7091no she does not i got one at 13😭🙏🏻
the fact that they broke up makes this even worse 💀
When did they break up?
@@urfav1va few days ago
@@__l1ly_He wasn’t ready for a relationship
they r kinda back together
@@Luv_Luna19yeah theyvr tryna work it out
The story just gets worse the longer it goes 😂
Yeah
Dantes' therapist just doesnt exist anymore
I still exist, just gave up.
RIP
@@totally_dantes_therapist😔
"Cut the tomatoes!!"
🥶
and he just does it cuz he feels like it lol
she truely is german lmao
no? because she told him. @@eVillGaming-eng
Omgggg I read that exactly when she said it lmaoo
I like how she didnt even flinch when he said those things
Lesson learned. Never eat or drink while Dantes is on
I’m eating rn 😭
i heard the "yes ma'am" in his head from when she said cut the tomatos
So much satire that I was convince lol
well this didnt age very well
Neither did his cousin💀
Therapist ran it down mid
Nah he ran it down irl 😂
He used Talon E on a Balcony (ingame)
“When I’m done, we’re done” holy that didn’t age well
I just love that they are collaborative trolls😅😂😂
Yo she was 15 and your cousin😂
Edit:Guys it’s not true it’s just something he said in the video as a joke
So she's his cousin AND his sister? Damn that family tree is messed up.
Wait is that all true?!?!?
@@Ieditthings22222 yep
You can assume anything this man says isn't meant to be taken seriously 😂
I mean his rizz tip are crazy
"As you're big cousin" had me crying
He sounds like a male version of emiru
Nope emiru is a female version of him get it right pleb
voice of two massive coomers
Therapist is not only cooked he's also deep fried, shallow fried, stir fried, air fried, roasted, over cooked, burned, barbecued, baked, marinated, dry aged, dry roasted and then will proceed to experience absolute annihilation
She looks physically healthier with him, he's mentally healthier with her. They really are the perfect match 😊
this didn't age well
Did you comment this just before or after the break up?
@@kexerino Bro it was 3 hours ago
@@acaecer8805 It was yesterday?
@@kexerino yeah
this aged soooo well
What happened? I just heard they broke up
Yea his reason for breaking up with her was because he wanted to feel alone again , He is Soo immature For his Age and thinks these things will make people Say wow ur Crazy dude 3winning lanes better than a loving girlfriend that's for sure lmao true loser@@-nothingtodo5268
@-nothingtodo5268 they broke up because he had a hand obsession and that kinda fits with when he said "You don't always need to give them attention." I'm aware that this video is a joke but still...
@@Noona-Nerd yikes. Thanks for the explanation
@@-nothingtodo5268 👍🏾
I lost it when he said cousin and 15
Tryna strike a cord and is probably A MINORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Bro's therapist borrowed my rope for a reason
he thought he was gonna get hit first
Even his TheRapist gave up
Bro woke up and chose violence 💀🙏
Andddd they broke up..
He can’t even take himself seriously he said the finished line and immediately broke 😂
The strength to not even smirk is crazy
Dantes' therapist finna gonna jump off a skyscraper after hearing that💀
The high five lmao they’re perfect for eachother
sorry to break it to you but they just broke up 😭
They are so good for eachother in the worst way😂
Wow... Bro really snitching on himself hard 😂
Cousin is wild 😭😭
Thw way she just goes along with it all is DIABOLICAL
God i love these two they have the best humor
Not even Saul Goodman and Ann Phong working together can save this man
When hes finished his league games.
watching this after they broke up😭 bro fumbled the best thing he ever had
Therapist got annhilated💀
I guess he really meant that first part💀
aged like rotten milk 💀
"naive 15 years old" 💀
Miss Laura lookin sharp and nice as always. Mr Dantes spitting facts.
bros therapist is rope maxxing
Therapist got jumped by saitama
I love how in every dante clip it just slowly escalates until youre like wait wtf is he saying rn
you dont need to sit there, u dont need to sit there, u dont need to sit there, i finish... uhhhh.. u finish
IN GAME 🗣️🔥🔊
The way she tapped her head 😂😂
you are really like a beacon of light for me when i need it, not to be parasocial but i love your channel soooo much, thanks for being so amazing!
JUST CUT THE DAMN TOMATOES
It just kept getting worse 💀
Bro said “you don’t need to sit there” so many times lol
The laugh
Bro literally said they're cousins😂
His therapist is on lose streak
I genuinely hope dantes realises him and lauren were actually perfect, he deserves her just as much as she does him
Are you dantes? Are you in the relationship? Watching a stream doesnt tell you about a relationship
@AlexanderLuna-xf5wr if you keep up with him you would know its not even about the streams lol, typical weird internet response 😂
Sweet home Alabama
I need some fuckin therapy
“C-cousin?”😅💀💀
that alligator getting filled with cream distracted me
him talking gives me genuine headaches, it's not my business, but idk how she stands him - even if it's just an internet persona - my brain can't wrap around it
Looks like someone’s single
Dabtes therapist really commited suicide, and got resurected just to commit suicide again
And then he finished with her
Bro's brainrot is an actual weapon at this point, he needs to be stopped lmao.
WE BOUTTA HIT THE BARS WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️☠️☠️
This aged well
Nah, he been skipping the therapist classes, I can tell😭
That aged well
Dantes therapist at one point came back home from their session, looked at the ceiling support beam in his house, got a rope, and hung himself.
Like that old inmate that got released in Shawshank Redemption
Alabama is caling💀
i cannot believe that they ended up the relationship
His therapist needs a therapist after meeting Dantes🤦🏻♀️
So much to process here 💀 and then theres still the video on top
Therapist finna commit sudoku after this came out...
Therapist is live an well he just gave up 💀💀
And the way the girl is just agreeing with him😭💀💀🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Bro said She is his Cousin without sayng "in game ofc"
Another day, another piece of evidence to add to my: "reasons to hate Dantes" folder.
All the 4 year olds calling 911💀💀💀
Bro trying to convince us on something he cant do 😭😭
And now Bros Therapist got a therapist and that therapist had to also get a therapist.
I will give Therapy to his Therapist 😭🙏
Wild to think people will actually believe these jokes to be true
Ignorance is bliss
The video is satire (incase you didn’t realise)
He will never find someone more perfect for him. Please never lose her Dantes.
Cousin
💀💀💀💀💀💀
im truly convinced he never had a therapist
Nah for real the internet had me believe men couldn’t….fucked me up…to this day and beyond actually
These guys r fucked I love it
If I wasn’t only 16 I would date him-WHAT!? WHO SAID THAT!!??
I think I just had a fever dream.
Bro speaks only in Outofpocketese
Firts he said fifteen years old, then he said cousins😂... This was so funny
WAIT!!!🥲🧟♀️✨
He forgot the "in game"😂
Cut the tomatoes 🤣
They low-key gaslighting
bro they are each other’s therapists 💀