Henry Rollins Reads Dr. Seuss

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    Henry Rollins reads and deconstructs the children's book "Oh, the Places You'll Go!" by the acclaimed children's author Dr. Seuss and points out that maybe one of the places Dr. Seuss needs to go is the 21st century.
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Комментарии • 403

  • @LawrenceCrecy
    @LawrenceCrecy 8 лет назад +316

    Someone invite him to an elementary school book reading.

  • @AFTimeLord
    @AFTimeLord 8 лет назад +151

    I never asked myself the question of if anyone can turn a Dr. Seuss book into a deep discussion about world problems, but at least now I know the answer to that would be Henry Rollins.

  • @DaBirdman1989
    @DaBirdman1989 8 лет назад +372

    i had a six pack with nothing to do till i saw this

    • @milkman00x
      @milkman00x 8 лет назад +25

      i was going to have a tv party tonight, but my tv set doesn't work! it's broken!

    • @lukeriddle5449
      @lukeriddle5449 8 лет назад +20

      +milkman00x Why don't you just rise above?

    • @jeremynelson5311
      @jeremynelson5311 8 лет назад +16

      drink some black coffee

    • @Sterve23
      @Sterve23 8 лет назад +11

      My late comment addition gets me so wound up.

    • @jeremynelson5311
      @jeremynelson5311 8 лет назад +6

      It's because you're not evil.

  • @jgerke55
    @jgerke55 8 лет назад +241

    Henry Rollins audio Bible tapes. I want 10% for this idea.

    • @RichardDickGrayson
      @RichardDickGrayson 7 лет назад +4

      Nah, the Talmud or the communist manifesto....

    • @nickhighland799
      @nickhighland799 7 лет назад +4

      jgerke55 lol if he does the same thing he does here, that'd make my fucking year. EDIT that rhyme wasn't intended...

    • @amethystdewilde762
      @amethystdewilde762 7 лет назад +1

      What a bloody brilliant idea. I'd go for 15 % at least. That would be the funniest thing in the world!!!

    • @kittie_el_fantazmobulsara4302
      @kittie_el_fantazmobulsara4302 5 лет назад +1

      Have you seen his movie " he never died".. it's on netflix:) it's a whole movie of critiquing the old testament

    • @phillipweber6059
      @phillipweber6059 4 года назад

      @@camphor_dance underrated comment!

  • @evanabbott2737
    @evanabbott2737 8 лет назад +72

    I fucking love Henry Rollins. He's one of my favorite people on the planet.

  • @fatpowerful
    @fatpowerful 8 лет назад +107

    "Fuck you I'm not waiting!" I love Henry Rollins.

    • @sstaners1234
      @sstaners1234 8 лет назад +5

      love the line, "I had a rotten childhood! You want me to tell you about it? I think not." That had me rollin.

    • @miked4309
      @miked4309 8 лет назад

      youre gang SUX....this is so priceless. "and youre a GUY"

    • @netizenrealness
      @netizenrealness 7 лет назад +1

      St.Sasquatch I love this man😅

  • @thecontentcynic8450
    @thecontentcynic8450 8 лет назад +38

    "I've been playing that game since i was about fourteen... HELLO."
    We need Henry in the Oval Office. STAT.

    • @vaultedeel
      @vaultedeel 7 лет назад +1

      The Content Cynic he would never be safe

  • @OLDGREGG315
    @OLDGREGG315 8 лет назад +101

    Great! Henry Rollins is such a legend. Sadly many of the people who see this video won't know who he is.

    • @ryanwatt9222
      @ryanwatt9222 8 лет назад +4

      I only know of him from his part on a Tool song from the Undertow album called "Flood" from the 90s.

    • @raptorinator
      @raptorinator 8 лет назад +7

      Dude you need to go listen to some of Black Flag's songs like 20 years ago

    • @LiamMHennessey
      @LiamMHennessey 8 лет назад +1

      +Vann “gfghfhdfh” Flyheight Black Flag is an amazing 80's Hardcore (the punk genre) Band.

    • @hitch23213
      @hitch23213 8 лет назад +6

      i feel like henry would be sad that hitler recommended his music

    • @amocmofficial
      @amocmofficial 7 лет назад

      Got the black bars tattooed on my right wrist, above it the bad brains lightening bolt. I'm 25 and have listened to black flag, Rollins band and many of his other ventures since I was thirteen of age.

  • @mikkeline213
    @mikkeline213 8 лет назад +82

    Sad Rollins not playing Negan, brilliant actor

    • @bones22j
      @bones22j 8 лет назад +13

      Though the character of Negan was based on Rollins, he's just too short. Negan has to tower over Rick. JDM was a good choice.

    • @BlaiseTighe
      @BlaiseTighe 8 лет назад +2

      I always thought he'd make a good Batman.

    • @runninggag5
      @runninggag5 8 лет назад +12

      I mean, I enjoyed He Never Died

    • @illuminatiCorgi
      @illuminatiCorgi 8 лет назад

      Damnnnnn that would've been interesting :|

  • @kobudo
    @kobudo 8 лет назад +18

    I died laughing at the moment he says, "ketamine." The only time I've laughed harder at his stuff was when he was talking about JFK Jr.

  • @painsettomusic
    @painsettomusic 8 лет назад +59

    "Dr. Suess needs better writers."

  • @patrickgill8030
    @patrickgill8030 8 лет назад +17

    we've got nothing better to do then watch tv and watch rollins read Dr.sues

    • @watts111
      @watts111 5 лет назад +2

      What is he gonna talk about...? "Oh, The Places You'll Go?"

  • @jklubnik
    @jklubnik 4 года назад +4

    I cannot even express how much I love Henry Rollins... every time I hear him, he just impresses me with his thuoghtfulness and energy

  • @MARCOTODD
    @MARCOTODD 8 лет назад +12

    Good fuck. Henry is being Satirical, this is Funny Or Die guys basically a comedy channel.

  • @darrylcarnell9095
    @darrylcarnell9095 8 лет назад +3

    I am 53 years old, and I have never read that book, and I am glad Henry Rollins was the reader
    I think I learned something
    good read

  • @KennyyD
    @KennyyD 8 лет назад +17

    Times were tough for Zaheer after Legend of Korra.

  • @jefftheschauer1
    @jefftheschauer1 6 лет назад +8

    From minimum wage to black flag, to dr. Seuss, if you understand Henry you will find this both somewhat sad and hilarious at the same time. Henry's anger and humility are a simultaneously brilliant combination. 30 years later still following...😎🤳💣💥🕶️

  • @masterpbk
    @masterpbk 8 лет назад +11

    Henry Rollins the fucking man

  • @mearacat
    @mearacat 8 лет назад +4

    I love Henry Rollins so much. Thank you for this!!

  • @DEATHrocket777
    @DEATHrocket777 6 лет назад +3

    "Fuck you, I'm not waiting!"
    My mantra, I fucking love this man! Tell us another story, grampa Henry!

  • @Semimetafora
    @Semimetafora 7 лет назад +2

    "Fuck you! I'm not waiting." Love him so much

  • @CrisHaasbro
    @CrisHaasbro 7 лет назад +2

    Love Henry Rollins with reading glasses, that is funny onto itself

  • @tylerporterphotos
    @tylerporterphotos 8 лет назад +25

    I'm sorry but I couldn't stop laughing

  • @AJ-kj1go
    @AJ-kj1go 8 лет назад +10

    Basically redeems FOD all by itself

  • @speakerA
    @speakerA 8 лет назад +11

    Totally worth the time.

  • @joerivera6334
    @joerivera6334 7 лет назад +4

    I played Einsturzende Neubauten - Kollaps behind this twice, and it was perfect.

  • @PaidFamCap
    @PaidFamCap 8 лет назад +8

    Love Henry Rollins man.

  • @samuelred3030
    @samuelred3030 7 лет назад +1

    It's kind of funny to see so many people take Henry Rollins sarcasm so seriously.

  • @charmicarmicat2981
    @charmicarmicat2981 5 лет назад +2

    Still one of my most favorite videos on RUclips ever

  • @matthewnorth4602
    @matthewnorth4602 6 лет назад +2

    My Hero reading Dr Seuss, A smile has frowned upon me today. Day made

  • @reddalchemy5970
    @reddalchemy5970 7 лет назад +1

    This is the funniest thing I have seen in the last 5 years. This is pure genius!

  • @jaaalover28
    @jaaalover28 8 лет назад +20

    "But I hate misogyny and I find it everywhere." I just fell in love with Hank.

  • @praised03
    @praised03 7 лет назад +2

    I wish he did more of these, I loved it!

  • @shaywalters7807
    @shaywalters7807 6 лет назад +1

    one of my favourite books from when I was 4, being read by the great Henry Rollins is a dream come true🤣

  • @CmdrSloanne
    @CmdrSloanne 8 лет назад +1

    I can't wait for more of Henry Rollins book & commentary readings. hahaha

  • @ZeroChaosInferno
    @ZeroChaosInferno 8 лет назад +12

    12:32 - 12:53 made me laugh my ass off. Fucking brilliant

  • @JenfurJordan
    @JenfurJordan 8 лет назад +3

    Great Odin, I love him so much it makes me near weep.

  • @tvrgriffithfan8682
    @tvrgriffithfan8682 4 года назад +2

    It started off as a joke, but then became reality! 0_o

  • @TheJenipherz
    @TheJenipherz 8 лет назад +6

    HENRY ROLLINS For prez for the new 'Merica

  • @DonnaLeehereandnow
    @DonnaLeehereandnow 8 лет назад +66

    I love how Henry really empathizes with how women are marginalized. I would so like to meet him some day.

    • @crazyvoveriukas
      @crazyvoveriukas 8 лет назад +11

      I did get a chance to meet, truly nice and humble person! Hope you get to meet him!

    • @danieldeblasio9368
      @danieldeblasio9368 7 лет назад

      Donna Lee please lock him in your closet, and throw away the key! Tape his mouth as well, because he cannot sing.

    • @MrPink-kk6qn
      @MrPink-kk6qn 6 лет назад +12

      You do realize that he's joking throughout the whole video, right?

    • @ByrneMJames
      @ByrneMJames 5 лет назад

      @@MrPink-kk6qn man we should get varg to do children's stories, they'd love him too 😆

  • @reddalchemy5970
    @reddalchemy5970 7 лет назад +1

    Him laughing is making my year.......So awesome is Henry Rollins. ^_^

  • @asdjkl999999
    @asdjkl999999 6 лет назад +1

    I'm glad to see Henry Rollins !! I grove with punk and he is still legend for me. He knows his lane and never change own self for money. I started life with punk drinking and smoking ten. but he is our legend !!! please do more stuff with dear Henry! PuNks never die!!!

  • @picklesnorf101
    @picklesnorf101 8 лет назад +7

    THIS IS AMAZING!!!

  • @AdrianaRivera78
    @AdrianaRivera78 8 лет назад +2

    Haha he should do a series of books. Love him!

  • @Sapsche
    @Sapsche 7 лет назад +4

    He even licks his flippingfinger, like my Grandma did! If he had adjusted his glasses by shoving them with his thumb and third digit, he would be the real McCoy.

  • @alexiaNBC
    @alexiaNBC 8 лет назад +1

    And this guy played the badass LoK villain, Zaheer

  • @PatriotJay1776
    @PatriotJay1776 8 лет назад +2

    I fucking love this guy 😂 😂 haha

  • @cherry-poppins
    @cherry-poppins 5 лет назад +2

    Henry Rollins for president

  • @JD1710a
    @JD1710a 7 лет назад +1

    "Am I reading too much into that, or is that an erection?"
    -Henry Rollins, 2016

  • @MainerdLoyd
    @MainerdLoyd 3 года назад +1

    So it was Henry with his analysis of this book that got the Dr. Seuss books canceled. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheLarryburns84
    @TheLarryburns84 8 лет назад +8

    I love this MF.

  • @ItsWithakayLee
    @ItsWithakayLee 7 лет назад +1

    Guys he's kidding, he's playing an exaggerated version of himself

  • @jjgres7842
    @jjgres7842 8 лет назад +3

    Reminds me of john Malkovich twas the night before christmas on SNL

  • @dusterss6290
    @dusterss6290 7 лет назад

    The waiting room
    Is the greatest moment of Dr Seuss,.
    Perfect poetry

  • @contactkeithstack
    @contactkeithstack 7 лет назад

    Reading the places you will go was one of the great lengths he went to to expand his threshold of pain.
    He's nothing now.
    He's no one now.
    His soul is iron.
    His fear is naked.
    Naked And fearless.
    Dead inside.

  • @hondolando142
    @hondolando142 4 года назад

    jesus christ i thought i loved henry rollins before, godamn hes god in my eyes

  • @phillipweber6352
    @phillipweber6352 7 лет назад

    Having a crappy day? Just watch this. Thanks Henry!

  • @neilfroggycrompton2466
    @neilfroggycrompton2466 8 лет назад +3

    dr seuss wasnt an actual dr,but just before he passed away he was given an honorary doctorate by a university (cant remember which one it was though)

  • @teeess9551
    @teeess9551 Год назад

    I loved Henry in the 90's. Now listen to him try to connect to a new audience.

  • @brandalfpebblesmith
    @brandalfpebblesmith 5 лет назад +1

    "Is he really a docta??"😂

  • @johnnythreefour2902
    @johnnythreefour2902 8 лет назад +4

    This is fucking incredible.

  • @beaumontlivingston5430
    @beaumontlivingston5430 8 лет назад

    lmao brilliant! i want to see him do this with every Dr. Seuss book that exists.

  • @chrisradstorgoff7715
    @chrisradstorgoff7715 6 лет назад

    I'm glad that you openly admit to never replicate yourself. Those would be nightmarish bedtime stories.

  • @signifidelica2819
    @signifidelica2819 3 года назад

    "That's what I want my child to know, I want to THREATEN him with excellence" 4:25 lol

  • @MrHitman8899
    @MrHitman8899 8 лет назад +5

    Its funny hearing rollins joke about misogyny but its true.

  • @jjcrossing8245
    @jjcrossing8245 2 года назад

    I wish he did a bunch of these so I could binge on them when I am having a crappy day❤😂

  • @anthonygillette
    @anthonygillette 8 лет назад

    Henry Rollins, you're a goddamn treasure.

  • @BalefulHead
    @BalefulHead 8 лет назад +1

    Oh Henry, my Henry. My Salty Codger. My Curmudgeon.

  • @kaseygrogan6874
    @kaseygrogan6874 7 лет назад

    What a nice guy who reads with a critical eye.

  • @khitai8227
    @khitai8227 5 лет назад

    my kids would climb into his lap and listen to you read, Henry. This was hilarious though

  • @richardcrosswicks7058
    @richardcrosswicks7058 8 лет назад

    I love your stand-ups & lectures. Henry, please don't ruin Dr. Seuss! My childhood sucked, too. But this was a good part. It is children's fantasy.

  • @netizenrealness
    @netizenrealness 7 лет назад +14

    "The mean version of me is oh so cynical, the mean version of me is oh so clinical " ME!!! 😭👌

  • @culobandoolo
    @culobandoolo 8 лет назад

    I'm feeling very empowered and included right now...

  • @christinemiddleton433
    @christinemiddleton433 6 лет назад

    My favorite Dr.Seuss is THE GREEN PANTS WITH NOBODY IN THEM!

  • @mattasticmattattack8546
    @mattasticmattattack8546 4 года назад +2

    The funny thing is this is a joke. Rollins knows the good Dr. Was born in 1904. The ideas he's talking about are modern times

  • @kwoylee5617
    @kwoylee5617 4 года назад

    If you asked 17 year old me in 1992 what would Henry Rollins be doing a few decades down the road, the answer would not have been reading Dr Seuss books and shirtless torso painting.

  • @TheAwkwardOh
    @TheAwkwardOh 4 года назад

    This is PURE Gold.

  • @Heidivanveghel
    @Heidivanveghel 8 лет назад

    He's one of my favorite people ever ❤❤❤

  • @tat2titan
    @tat2titan 8 лет назад +2

    This was Great! LMAO

  • @lanceislame
    @lanceislame 8 лет назад +3

    I love this sooooo much

  • @dbeecooks
    @dbeecooks 6 лет назад

    Absolutely love Henry Rollins...........................

  • @MarckVK
    @MarckVK 8 лет назад

    Henry don't you dare to mess with Dr.Seuss

  • @banteringboomer4280
    @banteringboomer4280 8 лет назад +2

    Henry the wisest of folk

  • @JM-ro9oq
    @JM-ro9oq 8 лет назад

    I love you Rollins but I felt every second of this clip.

  • @adrianlee3497
    @adrianlee3497 8 лет назад +2

    Aww Henry, lighten up. It's the kid's version of Get In The Van. :p

  • @emen_98
    @emen_98 7 лет назад

    I love his witty sarcasm

  • @Hawdkoah
    @Hawdkoah 8 лет назад

    This is my favorite thing now.

  • @samhibbs1768
    @samhibbs1768 8 лет назад +2

    That masturbation joke tho...lol

  • @brassboy212
    @brassboy212 8 лет назад +3

    Someone needs to do an AMV with one of Rollins' skits played by Zaheer from "Avatar: Legend of Korra"; a character he voiced.

  • @Yalettaneedsstructure
    @Yalettaneedsstructure 5 лет назад +1

    He ripped the judgemental ideas outta thin air as if he actually gave a flying care

  • @randyhaight7202
    @randyhaight7202 3 года назад +1

    Huh. I thought given the events recent to March 2021 this video would be filling up with comments right now.

  • @HeatherNelson19761592
    @HeatherNelson19761592 8 лет назад

    More Henry Rollings STORY TIME! He's spoil freaking Awesome! telling it like it is!

  • @joshnuse9219
    @joshnuse9219 8 лет назад

    This was fucking hilarious "I don't know how one sprains ones chin"

  • @penelec
    @penelec 5 лет назад

    I didn't realize most of my favorite Black Flag songs are really the direct result of Mr. Klinger's compassionate pedagogical methods. Hooray for Mr. Klinger.

  • @vaultedeel
    @vaultedeel 7 лет назад +1

    This is gold, I'd pay good money to have a compilation of random Henry Rollins minisodes where he explains or retorts on topics. This video gave me all the feels
    Ain't no race but the human race 😗

  • @laurengarcia3838
    @laurengarcia3838 8 лет назад

    This made my week.

  • @BAADGER
    @BAADGER 3 года назад

    Need more.

  • @taniolewis7697
    @taniolewis7697 7 лет назад

    too funny lol!! Henry actually is a great guy, and hes got a great sense of humour. cheer's (:

  • @Gyrbae
    @Gyrbae 4 года назад

    By the end he was rhyming too.

  • @Something_Found-
    @Something_Found- 6 лет назад +1

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥love this!!