Bullshit Martial Art Masters part 2 - Bullshito

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  • Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024
  • Remember guys, this is just for fun.

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  • @thatfishdude789
    @thatfishdude789 7 лет назад +2021

    That girl earned her black belt just by screaming to her sensei

  • @ravemania911
    @ravemania911 6 лет назад +2479

    That woman doing all that posing like shes trying out for the ginyu force

  • @oneDonly
    @oneDonly 7 лет назад +334

    some of those are legit moves. if you're mad at someone, have them put an apple on their head then kick the shit out of them.

    • @bloodyabo
      @bloodyabo 7 лет назад +3

      I spat my tea out laughing at this...so good!

    • @Tigerpaws9097826
      @Tigerpaws9097826 7 лет назад +5

      Hahahaha!
      "OK, I'll give you my wallet; but would you mind first standing still a moment while I put this apple on your head? That's it, hold still and try not to let it fall ... steady, steady ...."

    • @mazingerivan1619
      @mazingerivan1619 7 лет назад +3

      +Tigerpaws9097826 your comment made my day😂

    • @MMAVideos1
      @MMAVideos1  7 лет назад +1

      You'll enjoy that one for sure
      ruclips.net/video/Nlr5ugc_Hbk/видео.html&lc

    • @50shadesofbacon87
      @50shadesofbacon87 7 лет назад +6

      Well shit i've been doing it all wrong. I would ask them to put an orange on there head

  • @ESSwiftOfficial
    @ESSwiftOfficial 4 года назад +88

    Interviewer - "Could you break 6 pieces of wood?"
    Bruce Lee - *"I'd probably break my hand or foot..."*

    • @Num3whoknocks
      @Num3whoknocks 4 года назад +31

      I admire those who are honest

    • @Henry_Jr_Watsson
      @Henry_Jr_Watsson 3 года назад +21

      @@Num3whoknocks Yeah, but Bruce was a technical fighter. He wasn't a power fighter!

    • @AlexCain-ej5ev
      @AlexCain-ej5ev 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Henry_Jr_Watssonwhat bs are you spewing, there is no your either technical or power, there is only who's the better fighter

  • @thefirstpancake9806
    @thefirstpancake9806 5 лет назад +634

    The guy kicking the banister then falling down the steps made my day!

    • @phoebelargo371
      @phoebelargo371 5 лет назад +2

      the first pancake hehehe hehehe, me either buddy..hehehe

    • @jujujugeshjujujugesh5020
      @jujujugeshjujujugesh5020 5 лет назад +1

      Same as you dude

    • @silvertauros7744
      @silvertauros7744 5 лет назад +14

      Dis a tribute to classic polish yt video

    • @yucatansuckaman5726
      @yucatansuckaman5726 5 лет назад +7

      No its the classic tiger rushes down stairs technique. For quick escapes. You guys didnt know?? 😜😜😂😂😂

    • @jestekrytykie2155
      @jestekrytykie2155 4 года назад +5

      Translation of that kick: "Oh fu... oh fuck, I broke my tibia... O fuck... O fuuuuck... Fuck...

  • @dub2459
    @dub2459 6 лет назад +561

    The guy at the end was actually skilled,he kicked her head without even moving the apple ...amazing

    • @DvBattlegears
      @DvBattlegears 6 лет назад +34

      or maybe the lady was so smart and skilled, she can let someone kick her in the face and she still can hold the apple on her head, hahahaha

    • @mksarshad786gmail
      @mksarshad786gmail 6 лет назад +4

      Hahahahahahaha ri8.. May be she was her wife

    • @nicparker3809
      @nicparker3809 6 лет назад +2

      HA HA

    • @mrsalty1019
      @mrsalty1019 6 лет назад +2

      MOHD KHAJA SHAHABUDDIN
      Now it's ex-wife

    • @midoevil7
      @midoevil7 6 лет назад +15

      Actually it's amazing that the woman took that kick and stayed on her feet

  • @lord8965
    @lord8965 7 лет назад +2310

    Legends say the girl is still suffering from constipation.

    • @nikolaiblomberg2983
      @nikolaiblomberg2983 7 лет назад +15

      abhi seng how ironic as I'm relieving my bowels of constipation right now

    • @yetidrunkallthetime7383
      @yetidrunkallthetime7383 7 лет назад +39

      woman suffering from cramps, uses tai chi to blow out vaginal mucous plug.

    • @fedesoulpus2031
      @fedesoulpus2031 7 лет назад +4

      Yeti Drunk All The Time that's funny dude.

    • @MrStano-jy3ts
      @MrStano-jy3ts 7 лет назад +1

      Yeti Drunk All The Time
      Hahahahahhahahahaaa 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DavesNotHereMan-
      @DavesNotHereMan- 7 лет назад +6

      My finger points.

  • @jacobferstl7
    @jacobferstl7 5 лет назад +569

    I can't stop laughingggg! Especially that chick "meth"ing around on stage screaming at everyone 😂

    • @heartdyedpurple
      @heartdyedpurple 5 лет назад +63

      Cloud9Cube's they say that the yelling in martial marts is partly for intimidation. I like to think she really nailed it, because I would never pick a fight with that level of crazy.

    • @murlocchieftain5176
      @murlocchieftain5176 5 лет назад +8

      I was about to say the same, holy shit.

    • @jerff5411
      @jerff5411 5 лет назад +23

      She scared me through the screen

    • @murlocchieftain5176
      @murlocchieftain5176 5 лет назад +1

      @@jerff5411 RIGHT?

    • @the78wildcat
      @the78wildcat 5 лет назад +15

      Cocaine's a hell of a drug

  • @bully962
    @bully962 7 лет назад +137

    The last one he really put everything into that kick 😂😂

    • @CarpeDiem23
      @CarpeDiem23 7 лет назад +8

      bull962 ..and she was still standing

    • @bully962
      @bully962 7 лет назад +12

      Jovan Krivokapic lol she probably still thinks it was an accident 😂😂

    • @anthony8721
      @anthony8721 7 лет назад +16

      bull962 that last one cracked me up so bad 😂😂😂😂 every ounce of energy, heart and soul was delivered with that kick.... that's what you get when you answer back to a man in the middle east

    • @Three3dayseven3
      @Three3dayseven3 7 лет назад +1

      bull962 hahaha

    • @robertostler6733
      @robertostler6733 7 лет назад

      bull962 and i didnt even knock her down. if i kicked her she would have been out cold maybe dead.

  • @glennroberts3069
    @glennroberts3069 4 года назад +568

    I trained in Aikido about 30 years ago. I refused to fall when the “ Master” screamed at me! I was asked to leave.......

    • @kampfwicki
      @kampfwicki 4 года назад +14

      Did you go?

    • @glennroberts3069
      @glennroberts3069 4 года назад +32

      I stopped after that

    • @kampfwicki
      @kampfwicki 4 года назад +8

      @@glennroberts3069 Why didnt you search another master?

    • @nebula2294
      @nebula2294 4 года назад +39

      kampfwicki because aikido isn’t the best for combat

    • @kampfwicki
      @kampfwicki 4 года назад +12

      @@nebula2294 Or lets say - if you understand it, everything is the best for combat - for you!

  • @AmericanYouTubeUSA
    @AmericanYouTubeUSA 7 лет назад +53

    0:25 moment when you're constipated and trying your best to get it done lmao

    • @ItsDSP
      @ItsDSP 7 лет назад

      American RUclips USA Never give up and give it all you got.

    • @ImineResveratrol
      @ImineResveratrol 7 лет назад

      Deadly SP What

  • @Justme-nvm
    @Justme-nvm 5 лет назад +378

    0:32
    *WHEN HE PUTS IT IN THE WRONG HOLE*

    • @keithgoodman7966
      @keithgoodman7966 5 лет назад +44

      It's never an accident either!

    • @bigbay1159
      @bigbay1159 5 лет назад +17

      @@keithgoodman7966 hahahahahahhahahahahahaha

    • @0ldCat
      @0ldCat 5 лет назад +13

      😂

    • @MandoDaiOu
      @MandoDaiOu 4 года назад +14

      Fucking real holy shit, my poor gf

    • @jasonking1284
      @jasonking1284 4 года назад +10

      ...no lube.....

  • @mrimpossible4353
    @mrimpossible4353 7 лет назад +455

    the last chick has a better jaw than rousey

  • @bveracka
    @bveracka 7 лет назад +97

    "Life is tough, but it's a heck of a lot tougher when you're STUPID."
    -John Wayne

  • @LucresntBlade
    @LucresntBlade 7 лет назад +695

    0:25 My girlfriend guarding the last piece of Cheese Cake ...
    0:35 Me running from her ...

    • @helloguys6946
      @helloguys6946 7 лет назад +2

      Mohammed Islam lol I'm similar to u

    • @kross777rlsh9
      @kross777rlsh9 7 лет назад +2

      Mohammed Islam
      lmao had a good laugh
      xD

    • @user-hl8mf6tw3m
      @user-hl8mf6tw3m 7 лет назад +2

      Mohammed Islam love you lad hahahahhahahahah

    • @mechanicalpants
      @mechanicalpants 7 лет назад +3

      You made me laugh hard with that one. Thanks :)

    • @ethanL337
      @ethanL337 7 лет назад +3

      HAHAHA!!! Well played

  • @MzuMzu-nx1em
    @MzuMzu-nx1em 4 года назад +102

    The dude falling off the stairs make me laugh every time.

  • @rushfanjames2112
    @rushfanjames2112 7 лет назад +362

    That screaming chick! WTF? 😂

    • @dhgrazer
      @dhgrazer 7 лет назад +84

      tampon inserted wrong hole

    • @Funkytrip73
      @Funkytrip73 7 лет назад +18

      Could also be part of a comedy routine. I heard people laughing in the audience.

    • @rushfanjames2112
      @rushfanjames2112 7 лет назад +9

      Funkytrip73 I would leave her alone just from her screaming. Lol!

    • @hillbillyholler516
      @hillbillyholler516 7 лет назад +3

      but......but.....but....shes a screamer......js

    • @MajesticDemonLord
      @MajesticDemonLord 7 лет назад +11

      the real question is... Why am I aroused?

  • @tjbratcher6034
    @tjbratcher6034 7 лет назад +116

    2:04 literally what every fight at my school looks like
    EDIT:Holy shit thanks for all the likes I thought this would get lost

    • @pinacoladatv808
      @pinacoladatv808 7 лет назад +2

      Carolyn Hale true

    • @grumpycat6429
      @grumpycat6429 7 лет назад +1

      Carolyn Hale that's called mathudo

    • @grumpycat6429
      @grumpycat6429 7 лет назад

      Carolyn Hale or mathaditus

    • @grumpycat6429
      @grumpycat6429 7 лет назад

      Carolyn Hale you learn by stressing out in Math class

    • @grumpycat6429
      @grumpycat6429 7 лет назад

      Carolyn Hale I could have put all that in one comment

  • @podcastmachine8617
    @podcastmachine8617 7 лет назад +1123

    wheres steven segal ?

    • @martinlannister797
      @martinlannister797 7 лет назад +53

      Raichi Pianahama5% click bait

    • @danielcampbell2614
      @danielcampbell2614 7 лет назад +2

      Raichi Pianahama5% he's in the other content videos, although that's probably clickbait too

    • @al5037
      @al5037 7 лет назад +34

      fucking click bait shit

    • @TheJarlDen
      @TheJarlDen 7 лет назад +26

      He's busy training Anderson Silva

    • @hadouken6570
      @hadouken6570 7 лет назад +4

      Raichi Pianahama5% that's how you trick the viewers wright babe?

  • @medsuit1686
    @medsuit1686 5 лет назад +255

    when they fail to punch trough boards or rocks, does that happen because some joker replaced them with real ones ?
    I always wonder.

    • @zeuxlaught2797
      @zeuxlaught2797 5 лет назад +8

      it happens because they aren't good enough

    • @dopey0682
      @dopey0682 5 лет назад +44

      Their ki was on vacation

    • @SleepyGuzman
      @SleepyGuzman 4 года назад +7

      There just different boards depending on your level lol

    • @ar9907
      @ar9907 4 года назад +1

      Not enough power/strength

    • @akhilkrishna5150
      @akhilkrishna5150 4 года назад +5

      That dude can't break anything other than card boards

  • @sergiosr6363
    @sergiosr6363 7 лет назад +648

    the girl seems like she can use some WD 40 to let the joints go smoothly between movements......

    • @Mosfet510
      @Mosfet510 7 лет назад +1

      PJ Walker Ouch!! lol

    • @tarmacwarrior7571
      @tarmacwarrior7571 7 лет назад +8

      PJ Walker she is the scrotum ripper warrior princess

    • @tarmacwarrior7571
      @tarmacwarrior7571 7 лет назад +2

      PJ Walker some say she eats them while ther still warm

    • @jerrybolling4910
      @jerrybolling4910 7 лет назад +4

      Philipp lmfao..😂😂😂

    • @Reislan
      @Reislan 7 лет назад +1

      Jerry Bolling 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @christrollinger4624
    @christrollinger4624 7 лет назад +163

    I wanted to curl up in a ball cause I was cringing so hard especially at the screaming woman I mean whyyyyyyy

    • @johngee441
      @johngee441 7 лет назад +2

      It's part of karate to make loud noises

    • @paradoxal4
      @paradoxal4 7 лет назад +4

      John Gecko not that loud lmfao u moron

    • @MarsLonsen
      @MarsLonsen 7 лет назад +3

      and the faces she made was just scary

    • @tonytonypoponybananananafo3875
      @tonytonypoponybananananafo3875 7 лет назад +9

      If you can't beat em SCARE em!

    • @dericanslum1696
      @dericanslum1696 7 лет назад +1

      Chris Trollinger ...it's called showmanship and is so common and accepted but some idiot still put it in this compilation...

  • @dimitris3261
    @dimitris3261 6 лет назад +175

    0:25 when the poo doesn't come out

    • @xAdrianHGx
      @xAdrianHGx 6 лет назад

      Δημητρης Μ. Loooooooool

    • @GUNKSHOTT
      @GUNKSHOTT 6 лет назад +1

      Comment of the year

    • @luicaliberfan9969
      @luicaliberfan9969 6 лет назад +3

      Herobrine Gamer// AdrianHG 0:28 0:30 when the poo finally comes out but its HARD

    • @xAdrianHGx
      @xAdrianHGx 6 лет назад +1

      Lui Caliber Fan even better lol

    • @mansitopinta
      @mansitopinta 6 лет назад

      Someone needs to photoshop Or vídeo edit that part

  • @thealmighty1
    @thealmighty1 4 года назад +71

    The screaming girl reminds me of my ex. Always screaming over nothing.

    • @keiko909
      @keiko909 3 года назад

      @What's Uppo well if he wrote "the screaming girl reminds me of my female", it wouldn't make sense lol

    • @SSSS-ps9vv
      @SSSS-ps9vv 3 года назад

      OMG feel so sorry for you bro

    • @thealmighty1
      @thealmighty1 3 года назад

      @@SSSS-ps9vv its cool....she's long gone

    • @SSSS-ps9vv
      @SSSS-ps9vv 3 года назад

      @@thealmighty1 But you will never forget her (and her screaming).
      🤣🤣🤣

    • @0ldCat
      @0ldCat 3 года назад

      My girl screams, but not quite as insanely and gutturally.
      And in quite different circumstances 😸

  • @13thBear
    @13thBear 7 лет назад +199

    This is just too painful to watch. What is wrong with these "practitioners?" You would think they actually practice this stuff in private thousands of times, and succeed, before doing it for an audience, and fail miserably.

    • @Numbuu
      @Numbuu 7 лет назад +1

      13thBear they tend to "cut" the objects they're "breaking" so they don't fail.

    • @rfblackham3418
      @rfblackham3418 7 лет назад

      The Iron Lion Didn't train their spirit enough. It's as simple as not acknowledging the crowd

  • @reine71658
    @reine71658 7 лет назад +23

    Thank you so much for this. I've been a Martial Artist for 40+ years and I can't tell you how much I enjoyed this, and also unfortunately I've actually seen this in real life. Especially the breaking nonsense and the "Mystical Chi" fighting. I've studied several close quarter fighting systems and a very old traditional style of Kung-Fu when I was very young. BUT I was introduced to boxing first. And when Bruce Lee arrived on the seen and said "if it doesn't work in a fight it doesn't work" I was elated. All my instructors from the very beginning were asked one simple question:"Have you ever REALLY used this in a fight?" If the answer was no I moved on. Lee also was quoted as saying "No amount of land swimming will teach you how to swim, you have to actually get IN the water to really learn." And that is true for a 100 different reasons from timing and distance to addressing the things that scare you most as they are happening. That's why I was happy to see the MMA arrive on the seen. Some real doses of reality in those fights. It exposed some of the inherent flaws in the traditional fighting systems, as well as some of their strong points. Whether it's multiple attackers, knife attack,( Yes a REAL knife), guns, you name it, you have to really face it to learn how to deal with it.I was a hand to hand instructor for the US Gov. for a while, and we used to use guns with blanks in them after a person became more proficient, to teach them not to react to the sound of the gun going off, which can and does happen quite often.It also taught them to do what they do with speed, confidence and authority, for any doubt in those situations can send you to the morgue. In any event thank you again. This was truly entertaining and I really needed the chuckles.

    • @jonathansilva5502
      @jonathansilva5502 7 лет назад

      Christo Benno I agree with everything you said. Bruce Lee is the best person ever to live.

  • @dimitriosvarelas2506
    @dimitriosvarelas2506 7 лет назад +78

    the idea was to keep the apple from falling while getting kicked in the head

    • @josecmch98
      @josecmch98 7 лет назад

      Dimitrios Varelas i was dead when he tried to stand straight up & started stumbling😂

    • @Hunt21xanthi
      @Hunt21xanthi 7 лет назад

      Dimitrios Varelas Χαχαχ έκλαψα 😂😂😂

  • @genshin619
    @genshin619 5 лет назад +108

    I want to learn the art of bullshito, Kung crappo, and the deadliest one of all ninja slapo

  • @slimtarheel2720
    @slimtarheel2720 7 лет назад +64

    Oh my God that's Jason Bourne.. 2:58.

  • @chrismora6459
    @chrismora6459 7 лет назад +288

    2:57 when somebody tries to steal your fries so you steal their lives

    • @joeyjoey4370
      @joeyjoey4370 7 лет назад +10

      Chris Mora oh my god my ribs 😂😂😂 I can't breathe oh my god

    • @thejastdays
      @thejastdays 7 лет назад +4

      Chris Mora Omfg that was so unexpected

    • @averagegamer5716
      @averagegamer5716 7 лет назад +1

      Chris Mora what is the full vid to that called

    • @thejastdays
      @thejastdays 7 лет назад +6

      Matthew Anthony You got to admit. It was pretty damn cute

    • @thatboyflako214
      @thatboyflako214 7 лет назад +4

      Chris Mora this is why I stick to boxing

  • @DefMettle
    @DefMettle 7 лет назад +401

    mate i just got my brown belt in bullshito

    • @MMAVideos1
      @MMAVideos1  7 лет назад +41

      Keep on, maybe someday you will knock people down just by looking at them

    • @ymatT601
      @ymatT601 7 лет назад +2

      DeathMetalRegulator Smells like shit.

    • @somemysteriousguy7114
      @somemysteriousguy7114 7 лет назад +2

      DeathMetalRegulator i am a 12th degree black belt in bullshito

    • @DefMettle
      @DefMettle 7 лет назад +15

      brown belt is the highest one can achieve in Bullshito... ahh you must have graduated on to Crapmando

    • @maverickbrown1703
      @maverickbrown1703 7 лет назад +3

      DeathMetalRegulator please stop 😂😂😂😂😂 it like all the comments are making me laugh too hard.

  • @randyporter3491
    @randyporter3491 Год назад +8

    Breaking boards is an underrated skill that should be stressed more in all disciplines of MA. On more than a few occasions, I remember seeing news reports of unsuspecting citizens being attacked by building materials.

  • @ChicagoStreetTV
    @ChicagoStreetTV 7 лет назад +2828

    0:34 is he killing mosquitos?

    • @baseonbase2393
      @baseonbase2393 7 лет назад +45

      Chicago Street TV man Vs mosquitos. FIGHT!

    • @taylordavison6849
      @taylordavison6849 7 лет назад +15

      Chicago Street TV You wish! He's swatting wasps!

    • @jeancarloscanelo6735
      @jeancarloscanelo6735 7 лет назад +3

      claro que si

    • @LycaneX
      @LycaneX 7 лет назад +12

      I want see more of this crap xD....any name or word to search.?

    • @loukasgate7
      @loukasgate7 7 лет назад +7

      no he is practicing bullshitos ;)

  • @DoctorZisIN
    @DoctorZisIN 7 лет назад +39

    I've never practiced this move before, but let's do it in public in front of a camera. What could go wrong?

    • @robertostler6733
      @robertostler6733 7 лет назад +2

      Grafight23 i was thinking the same thing. "i have never done this before, i have seen other people do it, so that means i can do it."

  • @Drip_r-rt
    @Drip_r-rt 7 лет назад +529

    if Bruce Lee was alive this shit Wouldn't happen

    • @1974dormouse
      @1974dormouse 7 лет назад +10

      Damien Mind Your Business Come on man! That's like saying if Jesus was alive Christians wouldn't start interpreting the Bible in different ways.

    • @algladyou
      @algladyou 7 лет назад +2

      1974dormouse that's true though. lol

    • @robertostler6733
      @robertostler6733 7 лет назад +7

      Damien Mind Your Business yes it would. people are full of shit man. especially when it comes to fighting. there are people that want the mystical chinese or japanese martial arts to be real. flying around using ki energy to disable your foe. they want it to be real so bad they will play along

    • @ericwijaya7347
      @ericwijaya7347 7 лет назад

      Damien Mind Your Business u right

    • @averyp3997
      @averyp3997 7 лет назад +7

      Damien Mind Your Business Bruce Lee didn't practice karate.

  • @smittythetaxcollector2239
    @smittythetaxcollector2239 5 лет назад +41

    0:24 She really thought she could transform 1:53 Jesus, she’s come back. 2:52 Again?!

  • @dooku65
    @dooku65 5 лет назад +472

    The screaming girl is a damned joke

    • @pseltoro4
      @pseltoro4 5 лет назад +18

      She a no joke. She a poser

    • @gelobledo
      @gelobledo 5 лет назад +11

      I think thats Casey Marks shes been doing those routines since she was a little girl so now that shes an adault its the thing people expect her to do. Its her trade mark.

    • @joseph_b319
      @joseph_b319 5 лет назад +13

      She looks like an a-hole

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 5 лет назад +8

      She’s so extra.

    • @Gameang123acdc
      @Gameang123acdc 5 лет назад

      Tasty_xperiences Instagram They really are possessed in them crimson days.

  • @horheisbae4345
    @horheisbae4345 6 лет назад +282

    2:30 😂😂😂 him falling down the stairs after that kick

    • @xaviercedeno871
      @xaviercedeno871 6 лет назад +1

      LoL I think he broke his shin

    • @itsthisguyagain1002
      @itsthisguyagain1002 6 лет назад +14

      He said in Polish "oh fuck! oh fuck! I broke my shin" then he falls down the stairs

    • @gustaf3811
      @gustaf3811 6 лет назад

      Real life kung fu panda stunts

    • @leoschiavi3836
      @leoschiavi3836 6 лет назад +2

      Looks almost fake hahaha

    • @MarvinElsen
      @MarvinElsen 6 лет назад +7

      Pretty sure that one is fake.. like 99% sure

  • @xy6830
    @xy6830 7 лет назад +105

    0:25 .... When you can't poo but you know it'd necessary...

    • @shenallh
      @shenallh 7 лет назад +3

      Gaurav Mishra 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @michaelwelker6201
    @michaelwelker6201 5 лет назад +57

    Mr. Miagi could you break a board like that ?
    Don't know , never been attacked by tree 🌳

  • @nariimarekino4672
    @nariimarekino4672 5 лет назад +134

    This Bullshito is awesome. Haven't laughed so hard in a long time 😂

    • @taetae7996
      @taetae7996 4 года назад +1

      Damn near pissed myself laughing 😂😂😂

    • @harrisbaker4723
      @harrisbaker4723 4 года назад

      bow to your sensei BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!!! ok, now grab my arm, no, the other arm, MY other arm

  • @tylerforga
    @tylerforga 7 лет назад +72

    I bet she is a real tomcat in the bedroom!

  • @agussuprapto591
    @agussuprapto591 5 лет назад +329

    The women going to super saiyan😂

    • @meoraziz4591
      @meoraziz4591 5 лет назад +10

      But this...is my further beyond!!!!

    • @jacobowitness5564
      @jacobowitness5564 5 лет назад +4

      She just got a divorce and looking for something new haja

    • @agussuprapto591
      @agussuprapto591 5 лет назад

      @@jacobowitness5564
      grumpy widow😂😂😂

    • @jorndallermeaddrinker6968
      @jorndallermeaddrinker6968 5 лет назад +3

      She look like shes try6to shit herself 😂😂

    • @DaigoParry
      @DaigoParry 5 лет назад +3

      I was expecting brown stuff to come out... 💩💩😂

  • @donquixotedoflamingo6046
    @donquixotedoflamingo6046 5 лет назад +32

    When you paid for martial arts class but got scammed hahahaha

  • @thanoswasright3457
    @thanoswasright3457 7 лет назад +201

    are u suppose to clap when it doesn't break?

    • @brightonwhittaker4682
      @brightonwhittaker4682 7 лет назад +5

      John King lmao I was thinking that same thing

    • @Linkisnotredead
      @Linkisnotredead 7 лет назад +1

      Probably makes them feel better for themselves...

    • @locobadger3376
      @locobadger3376 7 лет назад +4

      John King That's their version of the participation trophy!

    • @xFiebsi
      @xFiebsi 7 лет назад

      clap for effort i geuss

    • @Punchadragon
      @Punchadragon 7 лет назад +1

      John King It's respect

  • @captaincouldverc
    @captaincouldverc 6 лет назад +49

    Clearly you do not recognize the perfection of her *constipated crane* technique 0:30

  • @92clintonr
    @92clintonr 5 лет назад +79

    This could also be a cringe compilation. Had trouble watching a few of those.

    • @BWater-yq3jx
      @BWater-yq3jx 5 лет назад +4

      Kinda felt like this:
      😄 😖 😄 😖 😄 😖 😄 😖 😄 😖

    • @bigbay1159
      @bigbay1159 5 лет назад

      Man the last one i actually felt sad for. That kick was really hard and hard to watch

    • @Ghost7065
      @Ghost7065 3 года назад

      Everyone did.

  • @Enrique6700
    @Enrique6700 7 лет назад +260

    And this is why people think Martial Arts are just for clowns hahaha

    • @Fir3fly798
      @Fir3fly798 7 лет назад +11

      Narrow Waif MMA is not a fighting style. MMA is a sport. You don't know what you're talking about either. MMA literally stands for "mixed martial arts," it's a combat sport that allows for many different styles of fighting.

    • @JackTheripper911
      @JackTheripper911 6 лет назад +6

      Narrow Waif How the fuck can you call someones point "invalid" when you just said MMA is a fighting style....... You know absolutely nothing

    • @danielpradhanasaputra7956
      @danielpradhanasaputra7956 6 лет назад +2

      I have to wait 90 days to change my name Lyoto Machida use shotokan karate to win the match in UFC. Karate is not for clowns.

    • @robosborne7103
      @robosborne7103 5 лет назад +3

      an MMA fighter would take out any martial arts guy with the sheer brutal nature of MMA .

    • @kampfwicki
      @kampfwicki 4 года назад +1

      @Narrow Waif MMA is just a sport.

  • @6speedss680
    @6speedss680 7 лет назад +63

    last one: "i wasnt aiming for the apple"

  • @WolfgangDibiasi
    @WolfgangDibiasi 6 лет назад +210

    You have to separate the apple from the head... no problem... just kick away the head from the apple :D

    • @arnav3133
      @arnav3133 6 лет назад +3

      Wolfgang Dibiasi but for real man that kick was some solid shit man 💯💯

    • @cheymilion3168
      @cheymilion3168 6 лет назад +2

      Voltage yup could cause some serious shit even by a nobody, a nice swinging kick will hurt.

    • @rhonnienickens7800
      @rhonnienickens7800 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂lol!

  • @brianstokes642
    @brianstokes642 3 года назад +6

    It’s ironic how the kid in the orange top gets dropped with a
    kick while the song in the background says we’ll be counting stars 2:21 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Brigho
    @Brigho 6 лет назад +33

    Screaming karate girl will forever be my favourite.

    • @malinchoneska8554
      @malinchoneska8554 6 лет назад +3

      Brigo I thought she was hot stuff. Maybe she could channel that energy into other aspects of her life.

    • @Neurotripsicks
      @Neurotripsicks 6 лет назад

      Brigo lmfao

  • @jasonsapp5710
    @jasonsapp5710 5 лет назад +353

    0:26 me taking a crap this morning.

  • @scorpionfiresome3834
    @scorpionfiresome3834 6 лет назад +108

    2:05 DBZ battles in a nutshell.

    • @FoxyBoxery
      @FoxyBoxery 6 лет назад

      Scorpion Firesome
      HAKAI!!!

    • @kd5nrh
      @kd5nrh 6 лет назад

      NERD FIGHT!!!!

    • @xAdrianHGx
      @xAdrianHGx 6 лет назад +1

      SO TRUE LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Lewiss_casual
      @Lewiss_casual 6 лет назад +1

      Confirmed.

    • @sunwukong5475
      @sunwukong5475 6 лет назад +1

      couldn't be anymore accurate

  • @AlphaCentauri24
    @AlphaCentauri24 4 года назад +2

    The lady on the stage is the only living master of constipation relieving branch of kung fu.

  • @Feast_965
    @Feast_965 6 лет назад +325

    0:24 She giving birth or something?

    • @cpprepper2662
      @cpprepper2662 6 лет назад +21

      Or taking the world's meanist and let me stress that MEANEST shit 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @christophergoldman4310
      @christophergoldman4310 6 лет назад +6

      Mr Feast
      Lol damn i just say this and was going to say " she in labor?"

    • @heartofjustice6041
      @heartofjustice6041 6 лет назад +1

      roleplay

    • @RealRealist515
      @RealRealist515 6 лет назад +3

      She had Taco Bell ten minutes before that was filmed.

    • @r.2018
      @r.2018 6 лет назад

      no u

  • @MissDaisyTheRacoon
    @MissDaisyTheRacoon 6 лет назад +6

    The cat fight technique @2:04 amongst grown men NEVER gets old. Cracks me up everytime!! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @tonymontana1267
    @tonymontana1267 7 лет назад +66

    I was waiting for that chick to let out a Huge fart,
    disappointed.

  • @vandamme6379
    @vandamme6379 5 лет назад +6

    “That is a tough door!”
    The guy was punching the window.

  • @A.R.C.77
    @A.R.C.77 7 лет назад +234

    why hit board board don't hit back

    • @rhysnichols8608
      @rhysnichols8608 7 лет назад +2

      To practice punching power and technique

    • @joemon7463
      @joemon7463 7 лет назад +4

      Rhys Nichols joke flew over your head

    • @rhysnichols8608
      @rhysnichols8608 7 лет назад +8

      It's not a very good joke then he's just quoting Bruce lee

    • @last7509
      @last7509 7 лет назад +12

      bloodsport movie too old for these kids

    • @Plisken740
      @Plisken740 7 лет назад

      Rhys Nichols "Quoting bruce lee" hahaha try again.You must be so young.

  • @matty2x
    @matty2x 6 лет назад +258

    0:49 me, to my boss at the end of the month... PAY PAY PAY PAY...💰

  • @leobravo9342
    @leobravo9342 7 лет назад +68

    0:49 "Haiig haiig haaig haaig haiig haiig haiig haiig haigg haiig haiig.... that's a taft door! " lmao

  • @StudioMargalima
    @StudioMargalima 5 лет назад +3

    Ha ha this is so funny
    Allready the name Bullshito brings a constant smile on my face...
    Epic!

  • @Nobody-th7zm
    @Nobody-th7zm 5 лет назад +83

    2:04 two cats are fighting

    • @BWater-yq3jx
      @BWater-yq3jx 5 лет назад +4

      One of the lesser-known Animal styles...
      Pussy-jitsu! ✊🐱

  • @thethreemusketeers3883
    @thethreemusketeers3883 7 лет назад +85

    2:30 to 2:37 hahaha

    • @Masshystericz
      @Masshystericz 7 лет назад +2

      The Three Musketeers he fell down the stairs, LOL.

    • @deanattidore5314
      @deanattidore5314 7 лет назад +2

      I lost it at that point!!! lololololol

    • @Ash_Hudson
      @Ash_Hudson 7 лет назад +6

      The Three Musketeers I love his dying sounds as he descends.

    • @piotrnoname3269
      @piotrnoname3269 7 лет назад +4

      He said oh fuck, oh fuck i broke my shin

    • @simonk.4338
      @simonk.4338 7 лет назад

      The Three Musketeers kurwaa

  • @jkoeberlein1
    @jkoeberlein1 6 лет назад +56

    I saw a karate demo years ago. One guy pounded a spike into a wooden block. When he was done his head had a huge bump and bruise on his forehead. His eyes were looking in different directions, a classic TKO!

  • @AzpecTProductionz
    @AzpecTProductionz 5 лет назад +3

    The title alone had me dying. “Bullshito” 😂😂😂

  • @khaledh9410
    @khaledh9410 5 лет назад +35

    That is a tough door 😂😂😂😂
    Legend says :he still beating that glass since then!!

    • @herculesbrofister265
      @herculesbrofister265 5 лет назад

      What an idiot that guy is. Auto glass isnt exactly picture frame glass. Hasnt he seen like COPS where someone will be kicking it with both feet repeatedly without breaking it.
      auto.howstuffworks.com/car-driving-safety/safety-regulatory-devices/auto-glass.htm

    • @ambukfx7348
      @ambukfx7348 5 лет назад +1

      he died 2 years ago and now his 13years old son continues his legacy beating that glass door until now. cheers

  • @doglips569
    @doglips569 7 лет назад +28

    Nothing says super legit martial art like stocking a dojo full of 58+year old out of shape white guys.

  • @taylordavison6849
    @taylordavison6849 7 лет назад +52

    2:56, Ham boning could save your life one day.

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 7 лет назад

      Taylor Davison always appropriate.... now more than ever

  • @goodafternoon4902
    @goodafternoon4902 5 лет назад +34

    0:35 When the last tv is on sale on black friday...

    • @Sorennn94
      @Sorennn94 4 года назад

      Where can I find the original clip ?

  • @idontgetjokes4614
    @idontgetjokes4614 6 лет назад +181

    1:57 the period girl is back😂

    • @beerbelly445
      @beerbelly445 6 лет назад

      HenryHusk_ Games 😌

    • @justinl9077
      @justinl9077 6 лет назад +2

      At least she's assuming the correct position to make herself useful. Ha

    • @heartofjustice6041
      @heartofjustice6041 6 лет назад +3

      she freaks me out nigga

    • @r.2018
      @r.2018 6 лет назад

      losfromla1 wtf

    • @7ony2
      @7ony2 6 лет назад

      2:53 She's back again

  • @snowxyy
    @snowxyy 6 лет назад +883

    0:25 IM ON MY PERIOOOOOOOOOD

    • @drctunnels
      @drctunnels 6 лет назад +11

      SnowXy hahahahaha bruh
      Bruuuuuh

    • @jezuzmaximum7510
      @jezuzmaximum7510 6 лет назад +87

      Me when my shit doesn't want to come out... fir example right now :(

    • @filthyfew69
      @filthyfew69 6 лет назад +11

      Jezuz Maximum I know your pain

    • @FateSeries
      @FateSeries 6 лет назад +10

      Can I smell that's blood :3

    • @LeMoisturizer
      @LeMoisturizer 6 лет назад

      I can’t even

  • @ryanrumambi7175
    @ryanrumambi7175 7 лет назад +241

    0:35 if you see this guy in the streets, you best be running

    • @Rizalpahlevi21
      @Rizalpahlevi21 6 лет назад +1

      thats why im always bring my gun

    • @badmotherfucker7185
      @badmotherfucker7185 6 лет назад +5

      Monkey? Cat? If you see that guy on the streets, you best ask for his dealer

    • @tracyvanderpool7769
      @tracyvanderpool7769 6 лет назад +2

      He's one of those crazy Titan's

    • @cdbwc
      @cdbwc 6 лет назад

      Probs cause hes on meth.

  • @denisskenderovic3707
    @denisskenderovic3707 4 года назад +7

    2:33 Dark Souls YOU DIED sound effect.

  • @quest3290
    @quest3290 7 лет назад +227

    @2:29 Funniest shyt I've ever seen LOL

    • @--emt
      @--emt 7 лет назад +10

      Kevin Willis I know right I was crying

    • @KillingSpreePs
      @KillingSpreePs 7 лет назад +5

      Kurwaaaaa holy sht. i'm dead..

    • @michconnor5304
      @michconnor5304 7 лет назад +8

      Kevin Willis nah that was fake as shit like so fake it wasn't funny, there's a point where fake is funny but that was an L

    • @krystianjezyk5968
      @krystianjezyk5968 7 лет назад +4

      It was actually a parody of ruclips.net/video/iEaR0YMdJPo/видео.html

    • @thatboyflako214
      @thatboyflako214 7 лет назад

      Kevin Willis this is why I stick to boxing

  • @juniorthethird08
    @juniorthethird08 7 лет назад +37

    4:07 He had no intention to hit the apple on her head.

    • @testodude
      @testodude 7 лет назад +3

      that bitched owed him money.

    • @HexenStar
      @HexenStar 7 лет назад

      Totally agree. The direction of the kick was square in her head. She got lucky though with this clown. Even an average real contact-based karateka would have sent such volunteer to the floor with an extended headache, at best....

  • @komiolympio6355
    @komiolympio6355 6 лет назад +163

    The moral is don't volunteer for any of this shit

  • @sikNtwistd47
    @sikNtwistd47 5 лет назад +18

    @ 3:51 that guy sure is mad at his wife

  • @stevenwright5462
    @stevenwright5462 6 лет назад +899

    3:53 legends say she can't hear out her left ear to this day

    • @ChowMeinChowdown
      @ChowMeinChowdown 6 лет назад +30

      Steven Wright paramedics pronounced her dead on the spot, RIP

    • @robloxgamerzhd3502
      @robloxgamerzhd3502 6 лет назад +6

      Steven, are you actually serious?

    • @stevenwright5462
      @stevenwright5462 6 лет назад +3

      RobloxGamerzHD what do you mean?

    • @ramses8289
      @ramses8289 6 лет назад +9

      No, RobloxGamerzHD, he was joking

    • @turingmendoza2548
      @turingmendoza2548 6 лет назад +10

      Steven Wright yes its possible the 'cochlea' part of the ear may have been damaged.

  • @BltchErica
    @BltchErica 7 лет назад +11

    1:53 it sounds like she's screaming "JUST DO IT!"

  • @minisight2000
    @minisight2000 6 лет назад +206

    The guy fell down the stairs . Lmao!!!!

  • @AMITCHAUHAN-it4cu
    @AMITCHAUHAN-it4cu Год назад +2

    The Man in the beginning... dancing like Boney M Daddy Cool..🤣🤣🤣

  • @fullclipblr5918
    @fullclipblr5918 7 лет назад +179

    the champ of bullshito is heere

    • @cmoreno4660
      @cmoreno4660 7 лет назад +13

      FuLL cLIP
      I'm a turd degree shit belt in Bullshito by the shi su family
      I challenge you for the Championship

    • @davidbudzynski4847
      @davidbudzynski4847 7 лет назад +8

      I am bleeding, making me the victor.

    • @8MoneyIzmyMission8
      @8MoneyIzmyMission8 7 лет назад +2

      cmoreno actually it's the Shitsu family

    • @Wilbur-em1hw
      @Wilbur-em1hw 6 лет назад

      FuLL cLIP same

  • @bezerker71
    @bezerker71 6 лет назад +34

    3:04 its your fault your not holding it right. Switches guys. Now its your fault your not holding it right either. Switches sticks because its the sticks fault. Shits hilarious.

  • @malinchoneska8554
    @malinchoneska8554 6 лет назад +14

    That was probably the coolest windmill slap fight I have ever seen.

  • @tomasborrini5606
    @tomasborrini5606 3 года назад +1

    No paro de reír buenísimo y la última parada a la chica la Vi mil veces y siempre estalló de la risa . Gracias

  • @cyphen21
    @cyphen21 6 лет назад +78

    Legend has it that to this day that same apple remains unblemished, leaving over one thousand kicked faces in its wake.

    • @rhonnienickens7800
      @rhonnienickens7800 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂lol!

    • @robthom09
      @robthom09 5 лет назад

      Hard to believe that people keep trying this. How many of those guys doing the kicking, would trust someone else to kick a small apple off of their own head.

  • @jamesclery9809
    @jamesclery9809 5 лет назад +14

    Omg. I’ve not laughed so much in my life! Thank you for compiling these. My neighbours must be wondering what the hells going on in my place!

  • @aaronsun4746
    @aaronsun4746 5 лет назад +345

    2:30 funniest part imo lol

    • @formulejedna7370
      @formulejedna7370 5 лет назад +25

      Its funnier if you understand him :D

    • @piotrzieba2667
      @piotrzieba2667 5 лет назад +25

      The guy actually says "Oh f**k, oh f***k, I broke my leg..."

    • @travisbreaux1844
      @travisbreaux1844 5 лет назад +10

      o kurwa

    • @thehuntermikipl1170
      @thehuntermikipl1170 5 лет назад

      @@piotrzieba2667 *I broke my shin

    • @piotrzieba2667
      @piotrzieba2667 5 лет назад +1

      @@thehuntermikipl1170 yes... exactly... and a couple of "fu*&ks" at the end while he's falling :)

  • @Nyctophilemusic666
    @Nyctophilemusic666 4 года назад +9

    0:31 me when il try to wake up in sunday morning

  • @wydkwhy
    @wydkwhy 7 лет назад +112

    @ 1:40 so many failures in one clip.

    • @am33x
      @am33x 7 лет назад +11

      all bulshito masters gathered in one room

    • @3NABL3D
      @3NABL3D 7 лет назад +7

      They mastered the art of bullshito

    • @raritica8409
      @raritica8409 6 лет назад +1

      Thier masters must be so proud.

    • @kyokushinbaka6046
      @kyokushinbaka6046 6 лет назад +1

      You guys do know that's a Kyokushin karate tameshiwari tournament right?

    • @fmills1583
      @fmills1583 6 лет назад

      this is the Democrat National convention/

  • @leonwp60
    @leonwp60 7 лет назад +59

    that guy punchin the window doesnt like Dave does he?

    • @8xnnr
      @8xnnr 7 лет назад

      what do you mean

    • @leonwp60
      @leonwp60 7 лет назад +1

      Justin Lowry
      it sounds like hes shoutin DAVE! each time he hits it.

    • @senem1769
      @senem1769 7 лет назад

      Leon WP and you are absolutely right! and Dave won lol!

    • @leonwp60
      @leonwp60 7 лет назад +2

      Sene M
      lmfao only an enormous force or a hard point thats just pushed to break the laminate will break automobile glass, certainly not at the angle he is hitting on Dave, that is a blow destined to be a ricochet no matter how hard its delivered.

    • @walter1977ww
      @walter1977ww 7 лет назад +16

      Leon WP Maybe he doesn't read the tiny advice on the corner: "this is a bulletproof glass"...😂

  • @timotea3919
    @timotea3919 7 лет назад +92

    3:55 kicked so hard his foot got stuck

    • @jonathansilva5502
      @jonathansilva5502 7 лет назад

      Timothy Bernard lol

    • @tracyvanderpool7769
      @tracyvanderpool7769 6 лет назад +8

      Lmao he her head actually moved with his foot like it was actually stuck, that guy dosent belong in this fail video cuz he's the real deal XD

    • @publicmockeryofaliar4901
      @publicmockeryofaliar4901 6 лет назад

      Dude that attack scream.......damn it looked intentional

    • @adamsmith5913
      @adamsmith5913 6 лет назад

      Tracy Vanderpool but he was trying to kick the Apple lol

  • @metalicheadnz
    @metalicheadnz 5 лет назад +2

    The one with the pants dropping was so deadly!😂

  • @dannyssj6565
    @dannyssj6565 7 лет назад +38

    That last broad wont be hearing from the left ear anytime soon

  • @FrenzyAfro
    @FrenzyAfro 6 лет назад +41

    2:04 when you are in an argument and neither party wants to give up 😂

  • @jiriq8853
    @jiriq8853 6 лет назад +230

    2:58 That is scary af!!! I would run for my life!!!

  • @medalgearsalad1419
    @medalgearsalad1419 4 года назад +6

    2:57
    When you take your obese brothers lunch away.

  • @milotherussianblue3691
    @milotherussianblue3691 6 лет назад +62

    The laws of physics are tough to defy.