The Scariest Nails On the Internet (Simply Review)
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Holo Cristine!!
YESSSSS, good job!
Simply Nailogical i planted 100 trees 🧡
yes girl! trees are great! you can climb them and then fall off!
early
Cristine: “This may get this video demonetized”
Me: *immediately gets an ad*
You’re good, sis 👍🏻
Here too!!
same 😂
Same 😂
Here too I got the same!!!
Brian Libucki I thought the same thing
"Is that Logan Paul?"
You can't disrespect Beetlejuice like that 😂.
I legit gasp and said not beetlejuice
Brianna Johnson I know
Beetlejuice is sexy
Beetlejuice is smart
BJ is a graduate of juliard he can help we found him on yelp our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him every word is the truth
Beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice
biscuit balls what the...?
Akshon rules it’s the lyrics to a song from the musical
"the scariest thing of all, naked nails"
me: *looks at nails*
"aight imma head out"
Bring me with you..😭
Same... but that’s because I have no money to buy holo taco and I honestly don’t really care about other nail polish... only stuff I can affort is Wish nail polish and we all know what that’s like
Same-
Uh same
Same I was gonna paint my nails later but not right now
"Is that logan paul?"
Every theater kid: *Offended*
or just people in general because the movie came out first 😐
Lauren Alexa that too
I literally got offended for a moment because I love both the movie and the musical.
_cringing_
@Peachy Aesthetic
... yeah
Cristine: “the scariest thing of all: unpainted nails”
*Damn I feel personally attacked*
Edit: oH MY GOD MY PHONE AUTOCORRECTED CRISTINE TO CHRISTINE I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE
Same
-h-h-h-h
ack
MiraculousNerd 😂😂
maccioop there’s this thing called autocorrect
No one:
Not even menchie:
Comments: wHo wAs a FaN bEfoRe 2o19
Them: mE
Omg armyyy
Armmmyyyyyyyyyy~
Which is weird, because that isn't when she had her big growth
me
“I’d like to see his bones, if you know what I mean😏😏”
Ben has left the chat
Poor Ben lol
What time
🤣😂🤣😂
O god-
Yeah I was so shocked when I heard that. I’m still processing it
*”the scariest thing: unpainted nails”*
Me: **hides nails**
dumb bitch
yup 🤧
lmao same but im a dude
yes i feel u
"is that logan paul?"
beetlejuice: *offended*
😁😁😂
Lol
me: also offended that she questioned if bj is logan 😤🥺
Same
looool Michael Keaton
Cristine: different length nails! That's horrifying!
Also Cristine: **have a long nailed hand and a short nailed hand**
Can u review magic Sparkles??? It can be found in amazon.uk. It is eatible holo glitter, i think at least it is. (this is not a scam)
@@shinemoon5113 hi, unfortunately I'm 16 and I have no money or an active RUclips channel, sry 😂
@@federicasanna1093 Nah, its fine. I was just telling people to check it out, not buy it. Should've made that clear, sorry. You don't have to forgive me.
* laughs in lesbian *
leave me how does being lesbian have anything to do this??
Nails turned to teeth for sure
It's all makeup, they have some weird stuff that they stuck on top of their nails and put some fake teeth in there to make it look realistic
@@theghostrider6212 she answered the question Cristine asked
what do I think were the scariest nails?
*cristines long toe nails*
Ben: “You’re pretty”
* *Cristine gasps* *
Cristine: “I thought you were going to say stop taking so long”
Truly the cutest moment of them together
Oh so it's "cute" when Ben does it, but when I go in for a kiss with stuck, up supermodel types they pull back such that I have to keep leaning in to execute the kiss. Calling a young lady "pretty" is something that only an effeminate beta male would do because that's kindergarten level game. You women need to be taught a lesson as to who the true meat and potatoes men are. The media has brainwashed you into thinking that these girly men are dominant when they would get crushed in a fight, when I was growing up, I used to brawl at roadside diners for fun and drink Coors Light despite not even being in the double digits yet, so nowhere near the legal drinking age. The alpha uprising is nigh. We're taking our world back and making sure none of these betas ever steal our women again.
@Nazaret FernandezSanchez I can't believe women these days... Look at what the beta male run media has done to society...
@@Zenigundam r/niceguys
Zenigundam In my perspective, I think that it’s really cute. In my life there’s usually all these guys trying to act tough and brave, and it’s actually kind of intimidating. The ones who show their sensitive side more often tends to have a girlfriend because they show themselves more human and it makes you feel like you relate to them more. This obviously doesn’t go for everybody because they have their own tastes, and I fully support and respect that! Nowadays the “alpha” males are not that attractive because they’re always getting into fights and are manly, which I wouldn’t want to settle down with that type, because it probably wouldn’t be so stable. But again everyone is entitled to their opinions and if that’s what you think I truly respect that!
Nazaret FernandezSanchez Sadly, it’s not in the video, it was on her Snapchat! I believe there is this Instagram account that uploaded it @tikity.tokity.tik.tok? I’m not entirely sure but that’s where I saw it!
Cristine: "I'm scared of wieners too."
Ben: *sad man noises*
@NotYourBabyGirl *happy lesbian noises*
Ana Salazar this is why she doesn’t have kids
*Excited asexual noises*
I- 😂
My sausage dog who hates his nails being trimmed: YEAH! YOU BETTER RUN!!
Christine : that’s terrifying ! Nails of different lengths !
Lesbians : 👁👄👁
Fr tho😂😂
LMAO I almost commented this
I’m a lesbian and doesn’t get it-
@@AngelavaX cause like
Finger fuck??
Kade Devito tbh my lesbian friend wears acrylics as a form of “birth control”
Cristine: Would rather have teeth for nails or nails for teeth?
Me: ... I'd rather have teeth for nails, because I wouldn't be able to eat with nails for teeth.
Right
also if you just have teeth for nails you can shave down the teeth to make them look like nails
AW MY “TEETH” BROKE AGAIN
"im scared of weiners too"
"I'd like to see his bones iykwim"
*sad ben noises*
Aparna Krishnan I was wondering if anyone else caught that 😂
@@nluther22 i always have my ears perked for Cristine and Ben saying unchristian things 😂😂😂
What is a wiener
What typd of one of them
sun flower seeds Your to young dont worry about it
**she sees Beetlejuice**
Simply: is that Logan Paul
So this Logan Paul guy is such a stud huh? Why are you women doing this to us? We've stood on the sidelines for years watching you get pegged by beta male after beta male and were hoping you'd eventually learn from your mistakes. It's high time that we meat and potatoes MEN took our world back. I'll be leading the alpha uprising shortly. No beta will ever steal our sexy, female prizes again.
Zenigundam literally shut up
@@Zenigundam r/niceguys
Also wtf does this have to do with the comment 😂😂😂
Zenigundam ???
@Zenigundam
wow. I checked your account, that’s literally your whole entire personality. Jeez, dude. You’re.. you’re just weird. Wth. Also, don’t call girls “prizes.” It’s offensive. And I’M a cis girl. (My name and profile pic is just a person from a musical and history.) It’s not cool to call girls “sexy prizes.” It’s gross. Never ever do that. There are some REALLY weird men on the internet. -_-
1:28 as a diehard Betelgeuse fan I was offended but laughing at the same time lmao 😂
....bettlejuice?
Yes
I
Chaerin Park .......bEEtlejuice
I realized I accidentally had captions on:
Cristine:Why hello everyone it's me Cristine again
Captions:Hello eeveryone it's me Percy again
Cristine:*laughs*
Captions:*music*
Cristine:MENCHIE!
Caption:MANJI!
This is the problem every person who is HoH, deaf, or has a sensory processing issue deals with constantly with youtube.
And heaven help you if the person has a strong accent like That Chapter!
Beetlejuice: * exists *
Cristine: oh my god is that Logan Paul
k a t h e r i n e I was like what?? No it’s not 😂
Fall Out! At my Green Chemical Piløts
im a fan of the musical so I just used that way of spelling it but it doesn’t really matter
btw love your username
Why do those feet mermaid nails scream Jenna Marbles
Omg yes!! I can totally see her doing that!
@jennamarbles
Lady Masko this isn’t Instagram
that’s what i thought too!!
@@ispeakfactsoops8427 XD
"I'd like to see his bones" 😂
Damn simply sexualogical
Simply: is that LOGAN PAUL
beetlejuice: *offended*
Noice
Cristine is on a ROLL:
“Let’s start with twitter because that is a scary place... if you tweeted something bad 8 years ago”
*sees a beetle juice nail*
“What is that???? Is that Logan Paul???”💀💀💀💀💀
Sarah Mcdonald I just convinced my mom to let me go see Beetlejuice I’m so excited
Melon and Love I’m seeing it this week!! I can’t wait
I saw beetle juice live a while ago and it was sooo worth it trust me
Is she referencing the Carson King venmo thing?!?!
Melon and Love omg I’m so happy I convinced my grandma to take me to see hadestown on national tour next year!
No one:
Literally no one:
The comments: no one: literally no one
This was a bit trippy to read ngl
What is going on
Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
Her: "is that Logan paul"
Me: *face plams*
She knows it's not Logan Paul it's just a joke
“May get this video demonetized” *que ad*
Apparently not 😂
You don’t need to paint a portrait of yourself, use your nail printer!
The Valerie Lorenzo I was thinking that as welllll!!
OMG YESS
Or the same technique she used for trump XD
Yes
Confirmed: Cristine has never seen the movie "Beetlejuice"
Edit: Thank you all for the likes! I've never had so many people comment and like a post of mine before.
Isn't it Betlegeuse?
@@elvirawestlin7894 I'm pretty sure the movie/musical is called Beetlejuice but the character is Betlegeuse. I don't know though, so I just call all three Beetlejuice. Although, in the musical Beetlejuice sings "I'm the B-to-the-double-E-T-L-E to the J-U-I-C-E" but at the beginning of the musical, there's a sign that says "Betlegeuse."
@@kristaclark133 Yeah either way its pronounced Beetlejuice im pretty sure its spelt differently to add to the confusion 😂
The title is Beetlejuice. The character is Betelgeuse.
Beetle juice is the movie. The star is Betelgeuse
How to find the scariest nail art
Step one search...
“ nail sunny”
my friend just sent me a link to ur acc saying “it’s you” and after watching this, i can confirm this is my whole personality-cats included
“I’m scared of Weiner’s too”
-simplynailogical 2019
Copied comment
My dad said he would buy me a bunny when I hit 400 subs, please help I’m so close!
Mr. Chipmunk ok I helped
@Metro Mmdk I'm not even a feminist, but with spelling like that your opinion is automatically invalid
*Cristine: “Is that a holo skeleton? I’d like to see his bone if you know what I mean”*
_sad Ben noises_
Does anybody know the song right after she said that? I know it is/was intro on one of the channels I watched, but have no idea which one
Liza koshy uses it
she just wants to see his B💿NE
Cristine: “I’d like to see his bones if you know what I mean~”
*cue the Sans fangirls*
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Christine:
nail_sunny: phub
O.o
Samster cheese it’s Cristine with no ‘h’
Let's be honest, Cristine's worst nightmare is making nail art 😂
I'm proud that the world is advancing. Maybe a year ago I searched up Holo on google. NOTHING!!! It was only unicorn skin, and chrome/duo-chrome/multi-chrome. Today I searched up Holo and your videos, Holo Taco, and actual Holo backgrounds! This world is advancing. I LOVE IT!
Why I decided to watch this while eating, I will never know.
"Might get this video demonitized"
_ad pops up_
Jess I cackled when this happened
the same thing happened to me lmao
Plant a tree
@@ziabhatti15 no u
I got one right after that, too.
cristine: *blurs out nail sunny's video"
my sad 17 year old self: *goes hunting for the video*
What is it
I found it
It's male parts
Found it
They do lots of dick nails... and boob nails.... I think a few other unsavory type as well
Some people: i have scary dreams about falling and drowning
Me: i almost drowned at my birthday party and I still have nighmares about tomas the train engine
No one:
No one in this world:
Christine:*pulls out a bag of nail*
No one:
No one in this world:
Cristina: Is ThAt LoGaN pAuL
simply: “may get this video demonetized.”
*ad plays after sentence*
simply: :0
Time stamp?
@@patrickstar575 11:25
Carly McKinney thanks
i came here to say this, but knew in my heart that it had already been said.
Yea the trailer countdown popped up for me
1:28 "oh my god is that Logan Paul?"
Damnnn, not even Beetlejuice deserved that😂😂
Little Witch Petal that comment physically hurt me
Not yours-
fr 💀
Older movies aren’t really scary in our times now, but when the exorcist came out people were so scared they had priests in the theaters. People would run out to throw up.
I told my classmates and said "HAPPY HOLOWEEN!" and they said its halloween not "holoween".THEY DO NOT WATCH HOLO QUEEN!!!!I AM SHOOKETH
“LoGaN pAuL”
betelgeuse: *am i a joke to you*
this was only funny because of the way you spelled beetlejuice
Tori Wayne *Technically* they spelled it right
Kyrie Actually no
Wookie uh no they definitely didn’t spell it right💀
Madison French The character is named Betelgeuse, look at the ad or the sign. It's pronounced Beetlejuice.
"I wouldent put it past nail sunny to actually put larva in thier nail art"
Nail sunny: *literally put larva in thier nails*
wouldn't* their*
*there*
@@joeDeNiro1984 their
Larvae
Do you say 'defiantly' instead of definitely too?
1:27 so ik u probably know this BUT THATS BEETLEJUICE GOSH
1:26 "is that Logan Paul?"
Me: ITS BEETLEJUICE AAAA
Cristine: is that logan paul?
My Tim Burton heart: Beetlejuice I'm so sorry
Artemis Bach 💔☹️
I died when she said that
It was a stab to the heart
@@animationtriangle7216 me too...my heart basically stopped
Same.
Cristen: is that Logan Paul
Beetlejuice: am I a joke to you that’s my whole movie in ten fingers
Cristine's name: am IIIIII a joke to you?
My dad said he would buy me a bunny when I hit 400 subs, please help I’m so close!
@@rijam6636 no
Imagine “say my name” but with Logan Paul
Tiktok World no
1:30 I really hope she was being sarcastic as you gotta stay loyal to BeetleJuice I mean come on Logan Paul is way uglier than BeetleJuice
Lmfao
Okay I'm like the only one who has no idea what everyone is talking about with Logan Paul and Beetlejuice what is Beetlejuice and who is Logan Paul
@@rachelgolubiewski5580 LMFAO WHATS SJDJDJWSJDJD YOU DONT KNOW WHO EITHER OF THOSE PEOPLE ARE?!
@@lookwhosinsideagain9771 idk I think I know who Logan Paul is but no idea who Beetlejuice is. I've heard if him though
I love that your hair gets those little roll curls! Mine gets that way too. Its because of the twist bun.
‘I’m scared of wieners’
-simply 2019
ImmaWolf ! thriving asexual vibes😗✌🏽.
Same, I'm a lesbian
Pant a tree
Wonder how ben feels about that lmao
I would like this comment but there's 394 likes and I'm a Potterhead
“I am afraid of change... climate change” -Cristine
no h please
*cristine
I love how the only replies r correct in how u spelled cristine's name!
cristine
@@frog_blep3004 -- Your comment _should_ read: I love how the only replies ArE correctING how Cristine's name IS spelled.
There. I fixed it. Are you happy now? LOL!
ugh thank you just for existing Simply. you help my depression so much thank you thank you thank you
omg I remember when I was in yr 4 I started watching you around Halloween.. I still watch you and now I’m in yr 7 :’)
The instant she asked if we liked her lipstick I was like "Is that one of Saf's?"
Can we all take a moment and notice that Cristine’s hair is down and curled 😍😍😍
A person true
after doing my own nail searches last week i decided on a design i saw - black with red "drips". didnt last long, so im now back on the black with holo. happy halloween. Some great designs here i hadnt seen
Hey just wanted to tell you that I really love you all and your channle I started watching your videos and I never really liked nail art and I never wanted to learn it but I had to learn it to make some money...
Ive learnd so much from u and Im really thankful😍 you are a really great person and Im so happy that I found your channle
Thank you so much😍
Listening to Cristine, but looking at Menchie just chillin' in her Pumpkin.
Cristine: "Oh my god that is terrifying, nails of different lengths"
Lesbians:
assrat THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING LMAOOO
the paparazzi picture of Lady Gaga with the shorter index and middle fingernails just popped into my mind
amazing
This is the only video of you that I’ve never been able to watch completely😅
Love you so much girl💙
What size shoes they’d have to wear with those mermaid toe nail, is what’s scariest to me.
all of the comments are like "wHo eLsE hAs bEeN hErE SiNcE BeFoRe 2019"
but have you been here since she actually did nail art??
Yesss
Does the car being painted with nailpolish count
Been here even before she started talking in her vids
@simplynailogical what happened to your holo sipper? 😭
Yes! I have
Cristine-“The scariest nails are unpainted nails”
Me-Looks at my nails
😶
Omg thanks for all the likes!
Yutub
W
yeah my job won’t let us have painted nails
omg that was my reaction too XD
Sameeee
I bet we all got the ad at the right time 😂 we gotta love you Cristine
I love the plug in the middle of the video!!! It caught me for a loop and it was great 😂😂
Beatle juice on a nail: exists
Nailogical: is thAt LoGan PaUl
cHristine: "is that logan paul"
Normal fans of the movie: "its beetlejuice boi"
All the theatre kids: "HOW BOUT A GAME OF CHARADES "
Madison Collier ACTUALLY ME
YES LETS PLAY IT!
HECK YEAH BABY
TWO WORDS
RIGHT
SECOND WORD
UH HU
DRINK
NO
BEVERAGE
NO
WINE
NO
JUICE
YES
OK SECOND SORK
RIGHT
BUG
NO
ANT
CLOSE BUT NO
BEETLE
YES
OK BEETLEJUICE
WOW IM IMPRESSED
AND ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SAY MY NAME TREE TIMES TREE TIMES IN A ROW IT MUST BE SPOKEN BROKEN
READY
UH HU
OK GO
BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE BEEEEE
Cristine: Is THaT LoGaN PaUl
Maddison Blodget
...CAUSE!
WHAT
YOUR SO SMART A STAND UP BRO ILL THING ABOUT YOUR OFFER LET YOU KNOW BUT I PERFER MY CHANCES DOWN BELOW
I just realized that when you did the banana nails on Ben, nail sunny also made them. Nail sunny had always been here, we just never realized.
‘Bens worst nightmare or his fetish, one or the other!’ 😂😂😂😂
Cristine: “Scariest Nail Art Ever of 20XX!!!”
*goes to Troom Troom’s “nail hack” videos*
"Is that Logan Paul?"
GURL I CHOKED ON MY DRINK LAUGHING
Just ordered some polish from Holo taco! I'm so glad you have international shipping!♥️
I love gradient as well!
“The shining is not that scary” .......... I’m sorry what
Well, the book is scarier than the movie. But yeah I was also ??? uhm okay. But than again, I never watched a movie without seeing it and only hearing it. I now wonder is any horrormovie is funny if you just listen to it instead of watchin it.
Its scary if you're a uh...baby
it's not scary
Well she did say she only listened to it mostly, so she missed all the fun parts like the elevator having a heavy flow day.
it felt more funny than scary, with all those Jack Nicholson grimaces and the memes
No one:
Menchie and xyler:
Christine: Let’s find disturbing nail art again!
Mortal Lint roller zyler lol
Cristine*
*zyler *cristine
r/uselessnobody
you posted this video after my birthday and before my mom's birthday, she died earlier that month, this video came at the perfect time to help me heal.
2:42 THE COMMENT WITH THE TXT NAMED USER OMGGG
Everytime I hear"What do you think?"
Anyone:
Everyone:
Me:
*flashes in my mind the video comercial of simply
Same
Ruining a freshly done manicure is the scariest.
When a video starts with “oh my god this is so discomforting” you know it’s gonna be good
Cristine: that reminds me of scary stories to tell in the dark, does anyone remember those?
Guillermo del Toro: Am I a joke to you?
"And also got nails that may get this video demonotised"
1 millisecond later: *add pops up*
Nope not demonotised 😂
Lol same thing happened to me
What add?
Why does that happen! Happened to me
@@mochimochi5167 advertisement popped up idr what kind of
It took me 13 minutes to realize she wasnt going to paint her nails 🤦🏽♀️
Is it just me that thinks the “vampire teeth” one is for lesbians? Yes? Okay...
Anne Sully they are
What? Why
Alexis Cohen because um... you know the... needed fingers... aren’t pointy. Bc that would be painful.
Anne Sully oh...ew
I thought the exact same thing
1:28 GIRL THATS BEETLEJUICE MY FAVOURITE DEMON (besides the whole cast from Hazbin Hotel)
"Oh my god, this is so discomforting."
-Cristine with no h
I just noticed she hasn’t said “beyyyyyn” in a while
*The day you uploaded this was my birthday!!!*
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how beautiful her makeup is ♡
october is exhausting when you live in a country that doesn’t celebrate halloween
What country do you live in?
Wtf where
where??
I’m from Brazil and we don’t celebrate Halloween
Poor you
Christine: "i'm scared of weiners too"
Ben: 👀
Chloe L. Cristine:)
Haha!!
Omg I always love your makeup you are so good at it
When I am sick i watch you and you make me feel better and make me laugh