His is worst than mine, I was taking a poo when an earthquake hit...lol. We had one on the 8th over here and the toilet started swaying side to side with me on it lmfao. It was quite the shock.
it's kind of insensitive to claim THIS is the worst day in 2021 when all of your viewers had to suffer through july 1st 2021 (the day we found out disney didn't choose charlie for the role of 12-year-old percy jackson in the upcoming tv series, and they gave it to an actual 12-year-old instead)
This is the content I'm here for. Someone would just say "bro a fucking wasp got on my ass while I was shitting", but the way Charlie tells it you could literally write a whole ass videogame plot.
"second only to a cockroach" I can confirm, I fell victim to a cockroach while I was dropping a deuce. I still feel the scars from that fateful day all those years ago...
my sister was once using the bathroom and a cockroach fell from the ceiling and landed on her shoulder. she couldnt even move cuz... well, she was in the middle of using the bathroom. i feel like if i was in her position my heart wouldve just stopped instantly and i wouldved died
@Louielolbruh Ok, if you are saying that Jacksepticeye's dad is in hell, that means you believe in hell and heaven, don't you think by insulting other people you will also go to hell?
“This story starts like another other war story you’ve ever been told, I was taking a shit.”, is one of the most inspirational and heartbreaking quotes I’ve ever heard in my life.
Charlie's not kidding when he said that human are at the most vulnerable position when they take a shit. Back then, a German sniper in North Africa, with a warped sense of humour, painfully surprised a British officer who had left his trench and walked downwind with a shovel and a roll of toilet paper. Although he could have killed his mark outright at any time, he chose to wait until the British colonel had dug a hole, dropped his shorts, and squatted. The German bullet passed through the fleshy part of both buttocks, leaving, as the target ruefully described later, *One bullet. Four holes*. We knew the Jerries were short of ammo, but that was taking it to extremes. Snipers are taught that if their presence makes it impossible for enemy soldiers to leave their foxholes to take a shit, it has a massive demoralisation effect and lowers the will to fight - as it would do if you are forced to take a shit in your own foxhole
This is accurate The idea to assassinate Archduke Ferdinand Came from some shiting and thought of it Another one is Hitler was shiting and he thought to him self "I'm gonna take over the world" Same for all the wars
After a glorious battle Charlie could not muster any more strength to land the finishing blow. Luckily his mrs was right there with him, having his back, ensuring victory
I'm so envious of Charlie and Tiana's relationship, their trust in one another is inspiring. Charles trust Tiana enough that he can travel across the house mid-shit state, pants down, to arm her with pink ukulele.
this whole channel is just a video journal of a man slowly descending into pure madness and we're it's willing witnesses unable to do anything, and im loving it
Never understood this quote I get the metaphorical meaning but the literal meaning doesn’t work. You can just precisely flick the mosquito off so violence is still the solution
@@marthlikinte5607 I think the meaning is that you cant immediately swat because youll hurt yourself? But even then thats an instinctual defense a percieved threat, ive punched myself in the face, i would absolutely punch myself in the goads without thinking.
@@marthlikinte5607 Unfortunately that's the irony because people get too literal and don't consider trying to flick it off so they try to smash the little parasite with brute force, only to realize the mosquito isn't the only thing getting crushed from the impact. Plus, flicking might not kill it so it might just buzz around and land back on you or another person. and if that's still not enough... long story short, people beat themselves in the private parts just to kill a mosquito.
Love how his immediate instinct was to share this with millions of people. I’m glad he did it this video is hilarious, but the thought process behind it confuses me.
ok but take it from a female australian, who has to sit regardless of whether i'm shitting or pissing, and have dealt with much more terrifying, dangerous animals in the bathroom/toilet, that was nothing compared to the shit i have to face daily. just wait until summer when all the animals try to come inside. Spiders are the roommates that dont pay their rent. god help us down here.
@@some_goon only a week until summer is officially here. The troops have already started deploying and wild cases of itchyness has arised within the household. All we can do now is pray, and attempt to keep whats left of our sanity safely in our clasp. Thank you Lol Ok, for keeping me in your heart. Your hope will not be in vain.
I like how charlie is more afraid of a cockroach that looks unsettling than a wasp that flies around buzzing loudly and is armed with a fully automatic stinger
@@giornoihaveyoutube2848 they don't sting for no reason, there are tons of wasps near a water bowl I have out for birds and whenever I go to change the water, despite being surrounded by wasps, I have never been stung.
@@mekaelkhan8358 I think you’re confusing wasps with bees. Bees only sting when threatened, like if you come too close to a hive or accidentally pinch one between your clothing and skin. Wasps will absolutely attack for no reason. If you’re lucky enough to have never had that happen then good for you, but it’s objectively the truth
This reads like a fucking jojos episode where the hero is stuck against insurmountable odds and certain death and then suddenly manages to break free for his life by some technicality or by sheer will
I can’t even imagine Tiana just sitting watching TV or something and Charlie bursting in screaming no pants and has shit on him asking her to kill a wasp 😂😂
@@mlmhighqualityvldeos9187 the amount of shits i could ever give about charlie not playing fortnite is in the negative billions, i literally could not care less even if my life was on the line.
@@mzamethodman7134 this dude was in Coryxkenshin’s retiring video, he was like being super rude, I’m starting to think that he’s some neo nazi discord mod.
“Of the 26 years I’ve spent on this god forsaken space rock, I’ve never had an experience as terrifying as what I just went through. I’m still fucking shaking from it right now. This has always been one of my worst nightmares and it just came true. 2021 has been ruined for me now. This story starts like any other war story you’d ever been told. I was taking a shit and I’d let my guard down because people are most vulnerable when they’re shitting. You know pissing or shitting but shitting more so because you’re sitting down stationary and you’re at the mercy of nature at that point.” Penguinz0 - 2021
“Second only to a cockroach.” My guy can play the scariest horror games on the planet and not bat an eye, but sees this inch long insect and fucking calls out to God for mercy.
The Utter State of the Modern Western Male. Long hair, 5'6ft, has a pink ukelele, can't even kill a wasp with his bare hands, gives pink ukelele to nearest female to do the job for him because he is too scared. Can we sink any lower
The true start to any horror story:
“I was taking a shit”
true
Howdy
@@funneimemeguy it's flowey the dead flower
His is worst than mine, I was taking a poo when an earthquake hit...lol. We had one on the 8th over here and the toilet started swaying side to side with me on it lmfao. It was quite the shock.
LMAOOOO
This man's storytelling is impeccable. He needs to direct a movie
You probably forgot that he's one of the best actor in the world
And act in it because he is the magnum opus of anybody to ever bless the silver screen.
It would probably be the worst movie of all time but you can’t help but give it applause
@White Mouse hes the love child of john wick and jesus christ, get it right.
Charlie x Seth Rogen needed
“People are more vulnerable when they’re shitting.” -Sun tzu
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@@thirtienyne3581 commit not live
@@thirtienyne3581 damn you
@@sussybaka3648 Hey I saw your fresh baked comment
@@somemeansfish8987 oh?
only charlie can start a story with “i was taking a shit and let my guard down” with such self-loathing in his eyes
I feel like plenty of Military personnel could start their stories with this too 🤣 especially those from Vietnam lol
it's kind of insensitive to claim THIS is the worst day in 2021 when all of your viewers had to suffer through july 1st 2021 (the day we found out disney didn't choose charlie for the role of 12-year-old percy jackson in the upcoming tv series, and they gave it to an actual 12-year-old instead)
Hello D'Angelo
Sorry guys I couldn't beat the bots I was 8 seconds late
king
You mean June? The worst month of the year now
holy shit d’angelo
“people are most vulnerable when they’re shitting”
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
*Shart of War
-Tywin Lannister
@卐LouielolBruh卍 k
Jacksepticeye skinned his dad alive 😂
😂
I’m convinced Tiana isn’t Charlie’s girlfriend she’s just his bodyguard
And their dogs are the bodyguards of both of them lol.
@MagicMerci
Charlie is 343
@Fenris B Even as a joke that's fucked up bro
*caregiver
@Fenris B Charlie, world renown actor in the hunger games, would be disappointed and appalled at you treating and comparing women to fleshlights
“This story started like every other war story” “I was taking a shit”
Yea every war starts with people "shitting".
Yep that’s the joke
before i even watched it i knew it would be about shitting
We also watched the video
Horror not war
I wonder which movie producer will claim the rights to this story first?
Rectum? Damn near killed em.
Disney. They must own all.
Please let it be Tarantino
Call it rectumfied
Pixar
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
Gets hit by a train and loses both legs, "ah at least I'm stronger now!"
"Except for polio"
“stand a little taller”
Well i meant it never killed him because if it did then he wont even live another life
that's bullshit
"People are most vulnerable when they're shitting."
He's not wrong. Breaking Bad and Pulp Fiction prove that.
Also Game of Thrones
And Jurassic Park
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
don’t forget zombieland
@@derickwheatley3941 Hey I wanted to say that :'(
This is the most elaborate Manscaped ad ever.
Here before bots.
Yes.
“Our Lawnmower 3.0 is so gentle, you could shave a wasp’s pubes.”
I was taking a taco bell shit during this so I'm scared now
Who are you
The “hole was the goal” fucking killed me
Chocolate starfish😂
@@ImMikeyBallinBitch 😂
John Wick of wasps. That made me burst off laughing.
*any hole is a goal*
-Aquaria
The hole is always the goal
Pants around his ankles, covered in sweat, poop in his colon and Charlie’s first thought is “…I must tell world about this”
While holding a pink ukulele
@Louielolbruh You could just stop with that.
@@Stickingnote report for spam
@@SeanATron-vr8eb I reported him
@General Pepechet (Ancap) 🛡️ yeah no shit sherlock
The lord chooses the most difficult paths for his strongest warriors.
Indeed 🤣
Lol yeah. The best warrior, is now facing one of his greatest enemies and fears. A wasp going up his a hole. Probably now has a phobia of them.
Best comment
Lol
Jesus vs wasp
I love how he admits giving his girl the weapon to kill and makes you forget by claiming victory personally
He did all the damage, she just made the finishing blow.
Tiana is a fucking hero. She saved Charlie’s life by eliminating the evil fiend in the bathroom and making the house a safe place to take a crap
And she saw his crap too.
Ukelele
Thanks for the input, Pikachu.
@@crushbeast29 yw
Im not evil i was just checking to see if everything was going alright he seemed like he was having a hard time.
Tiana: *literally saves Charlie' life*
Charlie: "I feel like a real hero"
@ik ur cool wtf
@@shrexy8780 what's the link lol
@@chreese37 it’s a link to calm music
@ik ur cool I honestly hate you. Stop your propaganda. You have no shame?
@@vicool217 Ok
As funny as it seems. This story is honestly horrifying.
ruclips.net/video/TY-II1a6lVY/видео.html
truly
@@Scarptre what about jacksepticeye's dad?
ruclips.net/video/PIB442fhvtI/видео.html.
This is the definition of getting caught with your pants down😭
Charlie: I’m a fucking champion
Also Charlie: I gave her my weapon because I was to scared
“I knew my mission, one way trip. Get to the colon, detonate the bomb.”
-the wasp
Rest in piece comrade may you fufil your but hole fetish in heaven - the wasp
*BzzzzZZzt* Second commander Wasp - ready for duty and infiltrate the butthole!
@@leckerbambi1019 BzzzzzZZt Captain wasp - Execute mission itb lets all make it out of this alive!
My mission has been compromised.
Lmfao
“The hole was the goal” is my new favorite quote from Charlie so far.
ruclips.net/video/SnIIMC_KzCU/видео.html
...
Facts
“People are most vulnerable when they’re shitting.”
I like “god forsaken space rock”
many people say that
not just charlie
“I was able to defeat one of natures finest killers”
*made his girlfriend do it*
ruclips.net/video/PIB442fhvtI/видео.html
He did it with help
reminds me of when he once said "being the man in the relationship I told Tiana to do it"
Like a true man would....
Aight guys, you know the drill, report guy above and move on, guy's just a troll
Cheer up Stoner Jesus. This is just the worst day of 2021, so far.
i love that band.
"I AM THE MOUNTAYYYYNNN !" xD
“Listen friend, I know things are pretty bad right now... it’s going to get way worse.”
Fact: Some men have been known to lift the wreckage of a burning car, whilst in shit-state.
Thank you Mr. Lee, very wise
Thank you as always Lord Lee.
Your videos scare me in a good way
Very wise.
WHAT?
This is the content I'm here for. Someone would just say "bro a fucking wasp got on my ass while I was shitting", but the way Charlie tells it you could literally write a whole ass videogame plot.
i see what you did there
@@kroat5431 just ignore him
A whole Ass-plot.
damn this wasp came closer to fucking charlie then any of us could what a legend
@@kroat5431 Ignore them, they want attention lol
This is the best manscapped ad ever..they should be proud of charlie
Damn beat me to it lol
1k likes and still only one reply? Damn.
lmfao
Thanks for saving me 5 min
Bruh I was watching the video and accidentally read your comment you spoiled it for me bro
"second only to a cockroach"
I can confirm, I fell victim to a cockroach while I was dropping a deuce. I still feel the scars from that fateful day all those years ago...
Please do tell
my sister was once using the bathroom and a cockroach fell from the ceiling and landed on her shoulder. she couldnt even move cuz... well, she was in the middle of using the bathroom. i feel like if i was in her position my heart wouldve just stopped instantly and i wouldved died
“This story starts like any war story you’ve ever been told”
“I was taking a shit”
@Louielolbruh 🤨🤨
@Louielolbruh 🤨🤨
@Louielolbruh 🤨🤨
Charlie should've taken a shit in a shower, he could've easily taken the wasp out with the water.
Felix has taught me a lot.
@Louielolbruh Your mother must be proud of you 🤨
I just can't imagine Tiana's POV of the whole situation. Jesus running to her no pants and underwear giving her a pink ukelele to kill a wasp.
his grace is full of life surprises
Nice
Our Lord is rather a tactical genius
holy fuck im crying
A fine weapon of choice
The perfect RUclipsr “Story Time” video doesn’t exi-
@Josiah Oliverstatement would be incorrect
I don’t like you guys supporting Charlie because he’s not playing Fortnite. We need to encourage him to play Fortnite instead....
c-c-checkmark??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!? holy crap guys!!!! me must all like NOW. RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! verified youtuber!!!!!! it is the law to like!!!!!!
@@mlmhighqualityvldeos9187 stfu
Watch the Superman video
This whole ordeal sounds like a scene from a horror movie.
This is scarier than any meager horror movie
Tiana slays the monster, Charlie: "I feel like a real hero"
I guess since he was the one goin thru the trama soy i guess
I guess soy too
😂
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@yes no
This man should be put in the “I survived” series
I survived the potental wasp-ass rape of 2021
@Melon Musk fr
@Melon Musk fr
@Melon Musk fr
@Melon Musk fr
Charlie: "People are most vulnerable when they're shitting"
Me who is shitting:
same tho
HES VULNERABLE GET EEEEEM
Same
Same
Time to start attacking bois
I can imagine Charlie in 50 years as a grizzled war veteran telling his grandchildren about this
Tiana is an incredible woman for helping her man kill a wasp while his ass was covered in crap what a hero
ruclips.net/video/PIB442fhvtI/видео.html
He’s so full of adrenaline he didn’t even pull his pants up to make this video.
Yes
He didn't wipe either.
He didn't even need to apply the lube.
If i were taking a shit with a wasp on me i would freak out, shit on the floor and die.
And the world may never know
To think that, if Tiana were not there, Charlie would have been no more. Truly a comeback story of the ages
Yeah Tiana was actually the one who killed it!
Gomu gomu no
@Louielolbruh christ how many of there are you
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@Louielolbruh Ok, if you are saying that Jacksepticeye's dad is in hell, that means you believe in hell and heaven, don't you think by insulting other people you will also go to hell?
Long story short:
Jesus is afraid of wasps.
Who isn’t
To be fair, it was literally so close on reaching to his anus-- And God only knows what that wasp could've done
@@lucannor6202 Why? Did god send the wasp after his own son?
@@mcmuffin_stuffin what would Jesus do moment
I don’t think Jesus would like being molested by wasps as much as the next person so not surprised
“People are most vulnerable when they're shitting.”
Tywin Lannister agrees.
Bots are fast xd
@@ericolivares.t bro they literally outnumber us
Elvis presley agrees
Elvis agrees.
i read this comment as he was saying it LMAO
Charlie: Gets attacked by venomous insect on the toilet
Australian: First time?
Yeah, first time.
He a florida man tho
Yep. I'm never going to Australia lol.
@@Rcusuma they get attacked by alligators there, not wasps, so he was unprepared
Jackson:
“I tried to ‘hips don’t lie’ the guy off me”
These are the one liners that bring me back to your channel everyday. Expert delivery
Completely agreed, that was top-notch, hilarious stuff
inb4 the child molester bots run by edgy 11 year olds
Charlie's dry humor and monotone voice makes it a mystery of if he's serious or not.
“You may have won the battle but the war is far from over”
- Wasp
man is dead no way he said that
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@@u.m.rcentral868 Or is he?
Reference?
“This story starts like another other war story you’ve ever been told, I was taking a shit.”, is one of the most inspirational and heartbreaking quotes I’ve ever heard in my life.
ruclips.net/video/PIB442fhvtI/видео.html
LMFAO
Charlie's not kidding when he said that human are at the most vulnerable position when they take a shit. Back then, a German sniper in North Africa, with a warped sense of humour, painfully surprised a British officer who had left his trench and walked downwind with a shovel and a roll of toilet paper. Although he could have killed his mark outright at any time, he chose to wait until the British colonel had dug a hole, dropped his shorts, and squatted. The German bullet passed through the fleshy part of both buttocks, leaving, as the target ruefully described later, *One bullet. Four holes*. We knew the Jerries were short of ammo, but that was taking it to extremes. Snipers are taught that if their presence makes it impossible for enemy soldiers to leave their foxholes to take a shit, it has a massive demoralisation effect and lowers the will to fight - as it would do if you are forced to take a shit in your own foxhole
"This story starts like any other war stories you've been told"
"I was taking a shit"
ruclips.net/video/TY-II1a6lVY/видео.html
dont click on the link because you’ll suffer a truckload of cringe
@@runawaynow can confirm
@@darkplayer2557 can further confirm
This is accurate
The idea to assassinate Archduke Ferdinand
Came from some shiting and thought of it
Another one is
Hitler was shiting and he thought to him self
"I'm gonna take over the world"
Same for all the wars
After a glorious battle Charlie could not muster any more strength to land the finishing blow. Luckily his mrs was right there with him, having his back, ensuring victory
I'm so envious of Charlie and Tiana's relationship, their trust in one another is inspiring. Charles trust Tiana enough that he can travel across the house mid-shit state, pants down, to arm her with pink ukulele.
That's why girls follow each other to the bathroom
@@tatiana4050 damn i never knew that. Now ill arm them with a ukulele so the bathroom will be wasp free
This would never fly without a lot of money.
beautiful *tear falls down my cheek*
@Gerald Mensah bros before hoes
Everyday I’m more convinced that Charlie is a secret agent and Tiana is his handler like the movie ‘AmericanUltra’
Thats such an awesome movie
Well not anymore now that you've caught him
For those who haven’t seen the movie think of it like 47 and Diana in hitman
Or like the show chuck
Yes
I can't stop thinking about Charlie running around his house with his pants around his ankles
@high creative blood.. wtf is that
It's like that one Gus Johnson video
Awesome profile picture dude! I love Daft Punk 🤘🏻
@high creative blood.. everything in my room started levitating after I clicked that
Sameeee xD
“The hole was the goal.” Line is hands down the funniest thing I’ve heard all year.
this should be in a “american horror story”episode
ruclips.net/video/PIB442fhvtI/видео.html.
@@thirtienyne3581 stfu bot
This new Antman & Wasp movie sure raises the stakes higher.
If this is the next part in the MCU, then Marvel is about to make trillions.
Antman: Enter the hole
“This story starts as any other war story you’ve ever been told”
“I was taking a shit”
'' he was never the same after the incident ''
Franz Ferdinand was killed by a wasp
this whole channel is just a video journal of a man slowly descending into pure madness and we're it's willing witnesses unable to do anything, and im loving it
My grandfather fought in WW2, My Uncle was in Vietnam but this sir is a true horror story.
What's up checkmark
@@chickenfried12 who cares man
@@chickenfried12 honestly who gives a single fuck if he is verified or not
Why did you have to mention ur uncle like literally nobody cares
Or maybe he said it because it’s a meme from JSchlatt
And we thought 2020 was bad
This comment section gave me cancer
@@spider-man8186 what type
@MrBeаst 🅥 LMAO YOUR ATTEMPT AT LOOKING VERIFIED IS A FUCKING "V"
Ha and we thought other comment sections were bad
@@Aryzn Testicular
Corpse Husband Next Song:
*"Charlies Wasp Rectum Attack"*
“People are more vulnerable when shitting” wise words by a wise man
-Sun Tzu
Watching this while I shit o_o
I don’t like you guys supporting Charlie because he’s not playing Fortnite. We need to encourage him to play Fortnite instead.
@@mlmhighqualityvldeos9187 shut up bot
How tf did you get 150 likes in 2 minutes?
“Only when a mosquito lands on your testes do you truly solve problems without violence”
Never understood this quote I get the metaphorical meaning but the literal meaning doesn’t work. You can just precisely flick the mosquito off so violence is still the solution
@@marthlikinte5607 I think the meaning is that you cant immediately swat because youll hurt yourself? But even then thats an instinctual defense a percieved threat, ive punched myself in the face, i would absolutely punch myself in the goads without thinking.
@@Brucifer2
The regret comes with the pain
@@whatisbow2865 Doesn’t matter when that mosquito will dish out alot more than pain, especially if it’s a horse fly.
@@marthlikinte5607 Unfortunately that's the irony because people get too literal and don't consider trying to flick it off so they try to smash the little parasite with brute force, only to realize the mosquito isn't the only thing getting crushed from the impact. Plus, flicking might not kill it so it might just buzz around and land back on you or another person.
and if that's still not enough... long story short, people beat themselves in the private parts just to kill a mosquito.
"People are most vulnerable mid-shit."
This story is scientific evidence of that, and I couldn't agree more.
This is why dogs always do a circle, 360 check before taking a dump. Charlie could learn something.
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I think there was a theory about Uesugi Kenshin where he died in the toilet to an assassin or something but its just a theory anyways
Love how his immediate instinct was to share this with millions of people. I’m glad he did it this video is hilarious, but the thought process behind it confuses me.
I can't believe they sent an assassin to attack John Wick's ass in his most defenseless form
The hole was the goal
Correction: Homeless jesus
@卍 SUPPORT MAP PRIDE! 卐 your mom!!!1
ASSassin.
@卍 SUPPORT MAP PRIDE! 卐 map pride is kinda gay ngl
Tiana is a platinum tier soulmate, you can’t convince me otherwise.
no doubt !
"I mean that's sexist, but... okay"
@@sup8429 wdym?
@@sup8429 Do feel free to enlighten us with your incredible logic here
@@sup8429 Who the f*uck are you quoting here?
Someone needs to animate this epic tale of bravery, sacrifice and loss.
OMG, I would so watch that vid. It would be so hilarious. Lol
Lmao
IM SO SORRY YOU HAD TO GO THROUGH THAT CHARLIE OMFG; i will always be on my guard
“People are more vulnerable while shitting”- Sun Tzu
ruclips.net/video/SnIIMC_KzCU/видео.html
"Amongus"
~Sun Tzu
Sun Tzu is a man of words and wisdome
This is the most terrifying war story that man has ever heard.
ruclips.net/video/TY-II1a6lVY/видео.html
wasp entered toilet while he poopied teheheee. ran to his gf (:-o) whom killed it *WITH A UKULELE!* FUNE! (BUT... ALSO... IT WAS PINK! WOAHH!!!)
@@gram. give me your dealers number
@@gram. your dealers number
@@gram. I want it too, for a later date.
no really, a wasp that has a calculated attacks on you is the most terrifying thing ever.
No a cockroach with a calculated attack would be, I share the same fear of cockroaches but sadly not the bravery Charlie has
@@naaraiescamilla4395 why tf are you posting this in every penguinz0 comment section?
YOU WANNA STING ME?!! G'HEAD TOUGH GUY!
ok but take it from a female australian, who has to sit regardless of whether i'm shitting or pissing, and have dealt with much more terrifying, dangerous animals in the bathroom/toilet, that was nothing compared to the shit i have to face daily. just wait until summer when all the animals try to come inside. Spiders are the roommates that dont pay their rent. god help us down here.
Good luck next summer, soldier.
@@some_goon only a week until summer is officially here. The troops have already started deploying and wild cases of itchyness has arised within the household. All we can do now is pray, and attempt to keep whats left of our sanity safely in our clasp. Thank you Lol Ok, for keeping me in your heart. Your hope will not be in vain.
The only rsn why I don’t like summer😂
“If there is a hole, There’s a goal” - Oogway
Why is Charlie's comment replies filled with so much spam wtf
@@meepmeep1526 I know right :(
"people are most vulnerable when they're shitting"
I understand and I speak from experience
You good bro?
Are you also on the toilet? I feel so connected right now
@MrBeаst 🅥 stfu
@about you stfu
Weaklings. Twice in one week when I was shitting I had to kill 2 roaches while on the toilet.
I like how charlie is more afraid of a cockroach that looks unsettling than a wasp that flies around buzzing loudly and is armed with a fully automatic stinger
Florida cockroaches fly
@@alex_8025 They’re harmless and don’t aggressively sting people for no reason like the abominations known as wasps
@@giornoihaveyoutube2848 they don't sting for no reason, there are tons of wasps near a water bowl I have out for birds and whenever I go to change the water, despite being surrounded by wasps, I have never been stung.
@@mekaelkhan8358 I think you’re confusing wasps with bees. Bees only sting when threatened, like if you come too close to a hive or accidentally pinch one between your clothing and skin. Wasps will absolutely attack for no reason. If you’re lucky enough to have never had that happen then good for you, but it’s objectively the truth
@@giornoihaveyoutube2848 I know what a wasp is.
Tiana sensed the wasp was after her man’s hole and she wasn’t having any of it
We're lucky that was a wasp and not a cockroach or else Charlie would be at the hospital for a heart attack right about now.
No matter what it was, a man having something in your ass is a nightmare
Found you!
The new Justin Y
youre everywhere
Or a snake coming from the u bend
"stinky air sucker" Charlie's jokes can make anyone laugh
ruclips.net/video/PIB442fhvtI/видео.html.
I call then fart fans.
“The hole was the goal.”
-Charles White, 2021
Reading this while he saying it, must be a sign
ruclips.net/video/PIB442fhvtI/видео.html
LMFAO
"oh a wasp is on my a*s cheek. Hmm, I must tell everybody about this". Charlie never fails to surprise me.
fellas, get yourself a lady like Tiana. truly S-tier gf
Yeah, she is the champ
This is the Gospel, and she is stronger than all our powers combined
don’t tell me what to do
@@notjesuss120 fine, don't find a woman to hold you at night
@@notjesuss120 find a gae instead
I can totally relate, nothing is more harrowing than a warrior doing battle with a beast such as this! Many blessings.
This has got to be one of my favourite penguinz0 videos, zero doubts
Moral of the story ladies and gentlemen: "The hole was the goal."
lyrical genius
-Master oogway
I was already losing my mind laughing before that then That was said and OMG XD I CANT
some random old turtle
"I grabbed the closest thing I could find, a pink Ukulele and then I run into my bathroom, and give it to Tiana"
All of that with an crusty ass, what a legend.
😳
@@tiana1089 How big was it 😳
666 likes
@@anisaliu3443 just a regular wasp tbh
His love life is wild I can see his girl princess carrying him out yelling I’ll protect you
ruclips.net/video/PIB442fhvtI/видео.html
@yes stop it
@@altusshow7574 what’s the link???
@@sirbenedict6635 some religious "meditation" video. I have no problems with it, bit they spam that shot on every video. It's annoying.
And we here for it
This reads like a fucking jojos episode where the hero is stuck against insurmountable odds and certain death and then suddenly manages to break free for his life by some technicality or by sheer will
HIS STAND, WINGS, IS SOMEHOW AVOIDING THE EFFECTS OF MY STAND, SHAKE IT OFF!
Its True I Was The Wasp
Im jealous
Checkmark alert
ruclips.net/video/iG134pQExcQ/видео.html
@Louielolbruh stfu
@Louielolbruh dude just stop
I can’t even imagine Tiana just sitting watching TV or something and Charlie bursting in screaming no pants and has shit on him asking her to kill a wasp 😂😂
Exactly what i thought lol
with a pink ukelele
"So unless I'm gonna shave his pubes" hahaha
Lol
So a 27 years old RUclipsr taking about a potential wasp bite on his ass and creating YT content out of it ??? Human race is doomed !!!!
@@MrUssy101 what are you talking about
translation: "umm, some generic comment vaguely related to the video in hopes they'll check my content"
if you think youtube is the future of humanity youre the part of humanity thats doomed
Oh god I am so sorry. This is the worst, I bless you.
"I feel like a hero"
Rush out of the toilet and call Tiana for help to beat the thing out of the wasp.
He is a survived that shit and lived to tell the tale sounds like a hero to me
@@paxonite-7bd5 indeed
ruclips.net/video/vLLF89xkDE8/видео.html..
Yeah, I'd just kill the thing, lol. It would literally be my mission. I'd hunt the thing down. I'd close the door so it couldn't get out.
"I feel like a hero"
Rush out of the toilet and call Tiana for help to beat the thing out of the wasp with a pink ukulele.
The second he said he was shitting and talking about how vulnerable he was, I knew he was talking about a bug.
I don’t like you guys supporting Charlie because he’s not playing Fortnite. We need to encourage him to play Fortnite instead.
@MrBeаst 🅥 imagine putting this much work to fake aq channel and still do it badly
@@mlmhighqualityvldeos9187 the amount of shits i could ever give about charlie not playing fortnite is in the negative billions, i literally could not care less even if my life was on the line.
Jacksepticeye skinned his dad alive 😂👌
this entire thread is a bruh moment
Normies: The ventilation system
Enlightened Jesus: The-Stinky-Air-Sucker
@卍 Savetion 卐 find God
@卍 Savetion 卐 wrong website chief, this is RUclips not reddit
@@mzamethodman7134 this dude was in Coryxkenshin’s retiring video, he was like being super rude, I’m starting to think that he’s some neo nazi discord mod.
YAGER Airsoft I’ll Be Damned🧐
@@mzamethodman7134 what did he say?
i wanna know
“Of the 26 years I’ve spent on this god forsaken space rock, I’ve never had an experience as terrifying as what I just went through. I’m still fucking shaking from it right now. This has always been one of my worst nightmares and it just came true. 2021 has been ruined for me now. This story starts like any other war story you’d ever been told. I was taking a shit and I’d let my guard down because people are most vulnerable when they’re shitting. You know pissing or shitting but shitting more so because you’re sitting down stationary and you’re at the mercy of nature at that point.” Penguinz0 - 2021
“Second only to a cockroach.”
My guy can play the scariest horror games on the planet and not bat an eye, but sees this inch long insect and fucking calls out to God for mercy.
To be perfectly honest, I can relate to that.
Irrational fear is irrational.
@LaydiNite yeah im fucking terrified of cockroaches
im not really afraid of cockroaches... but god im extremely terrified of geckos
@@matyan. Wtf
Especially if it's a flying cockroach, that's the devil himself transformed
Fun Fact: Stinky-Air-Sucker is not that far off, in HVAC they’re just called Fart Fans
Thanks Crusader Joe, very cool!
Thanks Crusader Joe, very cool!
Thanks Crusader Joe, very cool!
Thanks Crusader Joe, very cool!
Thanks Crusader Joe, very cool!
"I'm still shaking right now" as he says in the most monotone voice ever
ruclips.net/video/TY-II1a6lVY/видео.html
@Louielolbruh Cheeto
3:52 *Sponsored by MANSCAPED*
“I just feel like a real hero”
Tiana who actually killed the wasp with the ukulele: 🤨🖐🎸
The Utter State of the Modern Western Male.
Long hair, 5'6ft, has a pink ukelele, can't even kill a wasp with his bare hands, gives pink ukelele to nearest female to do the job for him because he is too scared.
Can we sink any lower
@@John-X Everyone's super impressed! Congrats!!
@@John-X He was shitting
@@sausagedealer3061 ooh burn 🔥
@@John-X wow dude you're soo manly, the only thing manlier would be a prostate massage.
Other RUclipsrs: creates community post “I got attacked by a wasp while shitting”
Charlie:
And then there are those "I GOT ATTACKED BY A WASP WHILE SHITTING (GONE SEXUAL) 😱😳" RUclipsrs
@@carlneoh5843 OMFG 😭😭