When I was still playing when the server was new ish there was a gang of French people who’s leader was called Lakdar they would go around robbing and killing everyone on server 3 but most of the people who played on server 3 knew each other so everyone would go around hunting the French it got so bad for the French that they had to sit in safe zone picking apples to make money and some changed their usernames I remember being in a pvp server sitting in a church with my friends and hearing walking downstairs so I asked who’s there and heard someone shout “I’m Lakdar” then about 5 french people run up the stairs
I can honestly say this video made me laugh (out loud, mind you- not mere nasal exhaling) more than any other RUclips video I remember watching (although, courtesy of my *great life decisions and healthy habits*, this could very well be taken to mean anywhere from literal years to literal days- like many things, indeed, this could be anywhere on some sort of spectrum). For real; I'm not sure anyone else could have made parcel deliveries so entertaining. Bravo, Slorgs. Bravo.
The most fun I ever had on a life server was Takistan Life in Arma 2. I forgot what the other big server was (I think it was RISE but I could be wrong), but one of them was DNice Takistan Life. Most of the time I played as a cop/soldier, or a terrorist, it was a real great time manning the border, especially on one of the servers that let you have an AI companion and it scared the daylights out of the Blufor side because he kept pointing the gun at them but I calmed them down by saying it was just Bob. Good times, hardly realistic, but very enjoyable.
It was SO much more fun as Takistan and Chernarus Life... Altis is just dead and boring comparatively. I hate that Tanoa was snuck into DLC as that map was pretty cool, but the servers didn't last because of the small playerbase!
@@cheeseninja1115 as someone who has been in these islands for 800 hours. If you go to illegal stuff for 10 hrs. And me do legal stuff. I guarantee you by the end of the day it wouldn't be close to be honest. You would've been robbed and taken to jail many times. Safe money is the best money
I used to love playing on Elan, even made some good friends. Out of my 1000 hours on Reforger, Elan probably is 300 of that. But it's not the same server it used to be, it's GTA in Arma, which is good for some people. But not a Park Ranger like me.
You guys are really special going up that hill multiple times, you could have just gone to saint peirre smh. Also u can make a waypoint on the map so u don’t have to keep pulling it out😉. Parcels are the best job they pay the best money for your time. The mushrooms or weed u take to vacuum machine. Good luck. I would suggest u stay with parcel delivery for a bit m8. Good luck
Bro you driving around for 10 minutes is way more interesting then hearing teenagers talk about hiw to ex fil to point b arma content is in a state and youre doing great
You should try driving manual in Reforger, Slorgs. Go to Settings > Gameplay and change driving assistance to none. Makes all the shenenigans even more fun.
Hey, I am a police officer on these islands. I would like to offer you a ride along with me and a senior officer. Would you be interested? I also play as a civilian if you'd like to learn better ways of earn money
perdoname, pero acá en Argentina unos pantalones están 30.000 pesos, ojala valieran 1.750 (eng: excuse me, but here in Argentina a pair of trousers are worth 30.000 pesos, wish they'd cost 1.750)
Please stop at the casino I’m once again getting an unrelenting urge that burns throughout my body making my blood turn thick and black that tells me to gamble. (I gambled away 12million at that casino and I never wanna go back)
That took long enough. ArmA 3 had these cancer servers basically since its start and it was terrible Argentina is currently experiencing hyperinflation? Is 4.6% hyperinflation to you?
If these servers had less rules, these kids would be driving around in tanks with AS50s. If you don't comply and something fun happens, like a car chase, they are going to complain with the admins. "These players didn't respect my authoriteee"
![ARGENTINA vs. CHILE [3-0] | RESUMEN | ELIMINATORIAS SUDAMERICANAS | FECHA 7](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/De3AWmXzhuA/mqdefault.jpg)
"its French people, its worse than I thought." Had me dead lmao
It's true
very true
Yeah I got robbed by a bunch of French on this server 😂
When I was still playing when the server was new ish there was a gang of French people who’s leader was called Lakdar they would go around robbing and killing everyone on server 3 but most of the people who played on server 3 knew each other so everyone would go around hunting the French it got so bad for the French that they had to sit in safe zone picking apples to make money and some changed their usernames I remember being in a pvp server sitting in a church with my friends and hearing walking downstairs so I asked who’s there and heard someone shout “I’m Lakdar” then about 5 french people run up the stairs
the car screeches with the officer saying "naked" and reversing back is just pure comedy 29:44
Genuinely couldn’t have been better, even a movie wouldn’t have done it so well
That was pure Super Troopers
18:49 having a car crash because he's driving on wrong side of the road again
botta o' watta
This is a UK server they were in the wrong
@@slorgs we all know you collided with them becouse they were French baguette goblers
@@motordudeful it's not what you know, it's what you can prove in court
@@slorgs The roadwheel is on the left so you should drive on the right
when he said 'there were naked men' and the police man immediately put it in reverse i cried laughing
"Mil-sim realism, much like my undiagnosed autism, is on a spectrum." Absolute bars damn.
So bars fr
I can honestly say this video made me laugh (out loud, mind you- not mere nasal exhaling) more than any other RUclips video I remember watching (although, courtesy of my *great life decisions and healthy habits*, this could very well be taken to mean anywhere from literal years to literal days- like many things, indeed, this could be anywhere on some sort of spectrum).
For real; I'm not sure anyone else could have made parcel deliveries so entertaining.
Bravo, Slorgs. Bravo.
The most fun I ever had on a life server was Takistan Life in Arma 2. I forgot what the other big server was (I think it was RISE but I could be wrong), but one of them was DNice Takistan Life. Most of the time I played as a cop/soldier, or a terrorist, it was a real great time manning the border, especially on one of the servers that let you have an AI companion and it scared the daylights out of the Blufor side because he kept pointing the gun at them but I calmed them down by saying it was just Bob. Good times, hardly realistic, but very enjoyable.
I had a great history playong arma3 life. Server:grandtheftarma. This was by far the most fun i ever had in rp games
It was SO much more fun as Takistan and Chernarus Life... Altis is just dead and boring comparatively. I hate that Tanoa was snuck into DLC as that map was pretty cool, but the servers didn't last because of the small playerbase!
Ah yes the classics of Arma Life servers. Try and do the legal stuff and then realize being a criminal is 10x more fun and rewarding.
Isn't this how it works in real life tho?
@@bolo9585the peramadeath aspect makes it very punishing.
That's false actually. But go ahead and try and get robbed by gangs or busted by cops. Learn the hard way.
@@ScarecrowAirsoftYT are you acoustic?
@@cheeseninja1115 as someone who has been in these islands for 800 hours. If you go to illegal stuff for 10 hrs. And me do legal stuff. I guarantee you by the end of the day it wouldn't be close to be honest. You would've been robbed and taken to jail many times. Safe money is the best money
BBBJeff flying off that tower had me in stitches. Loved this episode, the editing was top notch :D
23:45 99% of gamblers give up right before they win big. Never give up
The man with the cool voice is backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Watching British RUclipsrs driving on the left side of the road for whatever reason makes me laugh. All love💙
how does this fella not have more views? this is gold
love your humor mr slorgs! and BigBigBigJeff is a great addition, would love to see more of that
Arma life has existed since the original arma, and I am so glad it exists.
22:21 he was driving on the wrong side of the road completely💀
This is by far the best content on this channel 😂😂😂😂
This looks very very nice!
Big fan of LargeHumongousJeff
I miss playing GTArma Life 😢
This looks mint, I just need to get past windows 8 and upgrade my 700 series gps 😂😂😂
The weekly shop joke killed me actually
These are great fun, Slorgs! Keep it funky, keep it fresh.
1:56 I'm from Argentina and i corroborate and aprove this joke. 📝👍
me too!! jajajajajaja
i kinda like this video you should make more parts on this server
More of this please slorgs
Why is everyone in this server a grade A comedian
Need to go to the vacuum sealer with the Shrooms pack em up and sell them at dealer
More Arma tomfoolery from slorgs hell yeah
Slorgs teach me this game you brilliant human being that is follically challenged like me.
Glad to see elan getting more recognition
I used to love playing on Elan, even made some good friends. Out of my 1000 hours on Reforger, Elan probably is 300 of that. But it's not the same server it used to be, it's GTA in Arma, which is good for some people. But not a Park Ranger like me.
This brings me back to Altis Life and Takistan
You guys are really special going up that hill multiple times, you could have just gone to saint peirre smh. Also u can make a waypoint on the map so u don’t have to keep pulling it out😉. Parcels are the best job they pay the best money for your time. The mushrooms or weed u take to vacuum machine. Good luck. I would suggest u stay with parcel delivery for a bit m8. Good luck
"There's some naked man" part is gem.
I've got an ad at 36:33, perfect ad placement
Bro you driving around for 10 minutes is way more interesting then hearing teenagers talk about hiw to ex fil to point b arma content is in a state and youre doing great
"NO WONDER i GOT RUN OFF THE ROAD" Fucking dead.
"Did we just become best friends?" - I'm going to start saying this to people for any reason
Quite possibly your best video
5:52 THAT WAS UNEXPECTED ASF LMFAOOO
You should try driving manual in Reforger, Slorgs.
Go to Settings > Gameplay and change driving assistance to none. Makes all the shenenigans even more fun.
Good to see all my people in this video
Only people comfortable in life and their socio econic condition would willingly play getting frisked by cops simulator
Yes! More arma reforger!
Argentina mentioned!!! WTF IS ECONOMY 🗣️🗣️🗣️❗❗❗❗🇦🇷
Absolute gold
Play the ArmaConflict Insurgency server DJ slorgs
Only for the outfit by the house joke i liked the vid only that made it worth it i know the rest going to be 🔥
only you to make me laught for 30 min straight
you should definitely try arma 3 antistasi mod with a group of players
I just want Altis life too be popular again or even Takistan life those servers were so much fun
Hey, I am a police officer on these islands. I would like to offer you a ride along with me and a senior officer. Would you be interested? I also play as a civilian if you'd like to learn better ways of earn money
I had a great history playong arma3 life. Server:grandtheftarma. This was by far the most fun i ever had in rp games
perdoname, pero acá en Argentina unos pantalones están 30.000 pesos, ojala valieran 1.750 (eng: excuse me, but here in Argentina a pair of trousers are worth 30.000 pesos, wish they'd cost 1.750)
I am convinced that RPGs like ArmA life are for those with neither a job in real life, or a real life to live.
Are they driving in the left lane like maniacs???
I mean he probably was because british
British, maniacs, same thing really
@@lucs028 many have been saying this
Colin fucking McRae right here
Arma is mad
woman? Playing arma? unbelievable
That’s a child
2:05 or an argentine, like myself
this is a comment for the bold man
I read the title as „Turning a Muslim into real life“ multiple times and had a really difficult time figuring out what the f that’s supposed to mean
I DID ARMA LIFE AND I WAS STILL CONDEMNED TO A PRISON SENTENCE I APPARENTLY EARNED ONE YEAR AGO. FUCK ACCOUNTABILITY
Try us server 2 arma life best one by far
Please stop at the casino I’m once again getting an unrelenting urge that burns throughout my body making my blood turn thick and black that tells me to gamble. (I gambled away 12million at that casino and I never wanna go back)
Byt did you know people always stop gambling just before winning big? Cha ching
If you had continued gamgbling you would've won that 12 million back
That took long enough.
ArmA 3 had these cancer servers basically since its start and it was terrible
Argentina is currently experiencing hyperinflation? Is 4.6% hyperinflation to you?
How do I join you? You guys are hilarious
0:07 i like your outfit
0:08 piss off
I love my country been mentioned in videos, but not like this. Greeting from Argentina
we got arma roleplay before gta 6
Arma Life RP has been a thing for ages now.
@@Kenionatus Yeah even since the Operation Flashpoint days lol
How big is BIGBIGBIGJEF?
Honestly I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than play Arma Life
ngl, Life Servers were better in Arma 3.
Haha calling reforgers arma life incredible is insane lol
Rp lmfao its gta nothing less
god, I stopped playing these life things, because of those stupid police-kiddies 😀
sooo annoying
If these servers had less rules, these kids would be driving around in tanks with AS50s.
If you don't comply and something fun happens, like a car chase, they are going to complain with the admins. "These players didn't respect my authoriteee"
@@fonesrphunny7242 hahaha yes!
this shit always looks better in RUclips videos than reality. all these RP servers are absolute trash.
Because they probably skip like 90% of the "gameplay" and interactions with abusive admins
trash server ngl
Yup
Try king of the hill server
I love bigbigjeff 🫶🫶