I Wish Squad's Most Fun Feature Wasn't So Pointless

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024

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  • @Zoraxon
    @Zoraxon Месяц назад +227

    The duality of man. The ideal end is either
    1: a grueling, desperate final stand against seemingly overwhelming odds. Dig in your heels and fight to the last.
    Or 2: a brutal offensive into an oppressing fortress against well planned and heavily fortified defenses. Once more into the breach.

    • @NCLB99
      @NCLB99 Месяц назад +3

      beautifully said

    • @ThePizzaGoblin
      @ThePizzaGoblin Месяц назад +9

      The masculine urge to die fighting over enormous fortifications.

  • @laurencetrowbridge6022
    @laurencetrowbridge6022 Месяц назад +147

    The true super fob experience is taking 45 minutes to build it and then win before they ever attack the point truly peak

  • @user-ij9kt9ti3l
    @user-ij9kt9ti3l Месяц назад +118

    The worst part is when you spend the entire game doing something like this and then your team successfully defends a point before it ever gets to your super fob and it was all for nothing lol

    • @ThePizzaGoblin
      @ThePizzaGoblin Месяц назад +2

      So much time WASTED.
      This, plus when nobody mans the defenses and the place folds immediately

    • @famulanrevengeance3044
      @famulanrevengeance3044 18 дней назад +1

      This is why nobody builds defenses or does logi runs- it's too common for it to never get used or get destroyed instantly and do nothing

  • @motordudeful
    @motordudeful Месяц назад +153

    Slorgs is driving on the wrong side of the road

    • @Gs_..__.--._
      @Gs_..__.--._ Месяц назад

      Hes european, ewwwwww

    • @Vector-uu7hf
      @Vector-uu7hf Месяц назад +1

      That slightly pissed me off actually 😂

    • @valeriomilan2485
      @valeriomilan2485 Месяц назад +2

      wym, hes driving on the right, the correct side

    • @galacticdragon9841
      @galacticdragon9841 Месяц назад +2

      @@valeriomilan2485 he drove on the left side a couple times.

  • @deusvult7721
    @deusvult7721 Месяц назад +62

    A very good example how super fobs must be built. The only miss on your side is actually manning the defenses with the whole team, not just your squad + a few blueberries.

    • @TheOtherOtherAccount
      @TheOtherOtherAccount Месяц назад +8

      Super fobs generally don’t actually help a win 99% of cases, and doing it on the last objective is madness.
      By the time they are attacking the last point they have rolled through each objective (because your squad is digging) and have hundreds of tickets. Like in this video.
      They just very often aren’t worth the cost of having a full squad away from the front lines.

    • @deusvult7721
      @deusvult7721 Месяц назад +6

      @@TheOtherOtherAccountmany players don’t know what a super fob is. I agree that 99% of times we see a super fob it’s a pathetic picture. The FOB in the video isn’t perfect either. They should be not only placed with enough tickets to fight back, but also preferably in a location with buildings (industructable structures) to not suffer too much damage when the enemy commander figures to use an artillery barrage. The defence also must be assembled around the FOBs blue circle, not 5 steps away from the HAB. And the defence must be manned by the whole team.

    • @famulanrevengeance3044
      @famulanrevengeance3044 18 дней назад +1

      @@deusvult7721 Plus, there need to be several 'strongpoints' and not just one circle around the objective. If your whole team is in the same place, 2 machinegunners and an IFV can surpress your whole team and you can never fight back, and one arty strike will flatten everyone

  • @yamyeeter1185
    @yamyeeter1185 Месяц назад +39

    did it get you the win? no. Was it worth it, building the 8th wonder the world? Yes.

  • @Jo-de3st
    @Jo-de3st Месяц назад +36

    The middle white building is the original building, a sort of watch tower thats hard to assail because of its interior being cramped and favouring attackers. These fortifications usually also have an earthen outer wall or palisade. They are quite common in most of northern europe, from Scotland to Estonia. The stone walls were added later as a more reliable first defense and to enable the castle to hold more personnel and materiel. I think it also got additional star fortress like fortifications even later on. I dont know if it was used in WW2 but i doubt it. Either way now youre the ones adding the newest fortifications to it.

    • @slorgs
      @slorgs  Месяц назад +13

      Thanks dad

    • @ZEGTHEFISH
      @ZEGTHEFISH Месяц назад

      I think its called a Citadel or Bailey

  • @gromd-z2i
    @gromd-z2i Месяц назад +36

    this needs to be its own gamemode

  • @OkamiiSenpai
    @OkamiiSenpai Месяц назад +17

    Bro we had castle built up last week with layered defenses, and entire barb wire perimeter, it was glorious. And we stopped them at the abandoned factory and the enemy never saw it :(

    • @TheHuffur
      @TheHuffur Месяц назад +5

      In other words, the castle was so intimidating that you broke their will to fight from just the rumors of how great the defenses were!
      They could see it on the horizon and were like "Nah, F that we lose here instead"

  • @EpicGamerino
    @EpicGamerino Месяц назад +6

    You managed to make a video with a large percentage of just shovelling entertaining.

  • @Avera9eWh1teShark6
    @Avera9eWh1teShark6 Месяц назад +3

    Super FOBs can work, but requires the whole team to be on board. Also, it can't just be the last point because then it diverts resources away from the rest of the fight. Moreover, if the rest of the team isn't attriting the enemy, then you'll get what happened here where the enemy will roll you over with numbers.

  • @user-tf4nf4po4t
    @user-tf4nf4po4t Месяц назад +2

    The super FOB can only be called one if the server crashes when enemy calls artillery on it.

  • @CeruleanEyess
    @CeruleanEyess 28 дней назад +1

    A friend just sent me this.
    I can’t believe my baby driver quip is now immortalized on the internet, lmao.

  • @Tychus
    @Tychus Месяц назад +1

    That might be the mightiest Squad game and video ever.

  • @fete0
    @fete0 29 дней назад

    " im just avoiding bullets from friends classic trucker" i relate

  • @NetBooter
    @NetBooter 15 дней назад

    It was a huge effort to build this enormous sarcophagus.

  • @goki6548
    @goki6548 Месяц назад

    this only works in Belaya Tunnel. Have a hab inside those small tunnels, get machine guns and small bunkers at the part of the tunnels that lead into the room inside (which will have the hab and radio) and put barbed wires so that enemies can not get close. It is literally impossible to capture. Have your whole team stationet there too and you basically win the game.

  • @BloodhoundNL
    @BloodhoundNL Месяц назад

    Revive Dynamic Direction! That was PEAK Castle building in Squad with Purpose and challenge

  • @mussetsamy7724
    @mussetsamy7724 Месяц назад +3

    "king of the castle king of the castle"

  • @Fl3shmonkey
    @Fl3shmonkey Месяц назад +3

    You haven't built a super fob until you've built a BAJA KRINJ Deniumddr super fob

  • @TranquillShot
    @TranquillShot Месяц назад

    Always my favourite Squad memories

  • @Yoda_16358
    @Yoda_16358 9 дней назад

    Why is it called a spade you ask?
    A spade is better at cutting through compacted soil and creating more precise holes. Shovels are for shallow holes and moving dirt. (paraphrased from Google result for Lowe's lmao)

  • @Ether_9
    @Ether_9 Месяц назад

    A great way to make make fortifications good is for OWI to allow us to build during staging phase, and give us the ability to dig actual trenches (though engine limitations may keep that from being a thing). Being able to build dynamic trench lines and AP mines would be awesome as hell, and would give a whole new dynamic to the invasion game mode

  • @theregoesmiller389
    @theregoesmiller389 Месяц назад

    hahahhhaha
    "stay with me fellow shovel"

  • @Real_Claudy_Focan
    @Real_Claudy_Focan Месяц назад

    This makes me thing, there should be an "engineer" squad with better construction abilities and huge construction speed boost !

  • @bikertimmi
    @bikertimmi Месяц назад +27

    this is a comment for the algorithm

    • @LyricClock-fo8he
      @LyricClock-fo8he Месяц назад +6

      This is a reply for the algorithm

    • @dinkleburg43
      @dinkleburg43 Месяц назад +5

      this is a timmi for the bikerithm

    • @IgnacyKramarski
      @IgnacyKramarski Месяц назад +1

      Same

    • @SHINYREDBULLETS
      @SHINYREDBULLETS Месяц назад +2

      Algorithm comment, this is

    • @msllama999
      @msllama999 Месяц назад +5

      🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️
      (I am baiting the transphobes into relying for algorithm purposes)

  • @JakeRidesBikez
    @JakeRidesBikez Месяц назад

    20:09 and today we learned a valuable lesson- there's a reason people stopped building castles XD

  • @RHQ_W
    @RHQ_W Месяц назад

    having slorgs in every team must be enjoyable

  • @Gridironwarplans
    @Gridironwarplans Месяц назад

    Looks like if you gave Alcatraz some machine guns. Beautiful

  • @niceyzuzu5036
    @niceyzuzu5036 Месяц назад

    Fortifications aren't useless if 1. properly manned. 2. Not a coffin
    The problem with super fobs is that they take way to long to make and are never strongly defended enough or well thought out enough to withstand a heavy assault
    Part of it is because it is human nature to want to fortify yourself into a little box and shoot outward. This leads to encirclement, bombardment and ultimately the toppling of the fob.
    And on the other side of the coin you have a squad super fobbing on invasion and their defenses are so widespread that cannot be properly manned by 50 men, nonetheless the 9 guys who built it. Before enough of the team spawns in a number of things happen to topple the defense, be it a breach in the wire, a clever proxy/radio kill on the hab while the defenders are out of position will render a super fob dead.
    All that said, fortifications are best used when placed thoughtfully in key locations that are likely always going to be manned or placed in such a way that they don't cutoff escape routes. Blocking lines of sight but not blocking paths of movement, breaking up open space to minimize the effects of shrapnel, etc.

  • @CleanBunny60601
    @CleanBunny60601 Месяц назад

    I wish the mod dynamic direction didn’t die out.. every game you built a super fob.

    • @chaithethai9171
      @chaithethai9171 Месяц назад +1

      Man I miss that mode, so many fun games

  • @belowaveragegamer8270
    @belowaveragegamer8270 Месяц назад

    I think Karmakut would be proud.

  • @Kenionatus
    @Kenionatus Месяц назад +1

    The baby driver joke was great!

  • @world.today1004
    @world.today1004 Месяц назад +1

    such a good video i started to stroke it before i even clicked on the title

  • @moravianlion3108
    @moravianlion3108 Месяц назад

    You could build like crazy in Post Scriptum, but ever since OWI/MA took over the game and renamed it to Squad 44, logistics got gutted more and more with every new update.

  • @SHINYREDBULLETS
    @SHINYREDBULLETS Месяц назад

    I love superfobs!! This was a proper giggle, it's a shame they melt so fast

  • @mukadewolf530
    @mukadewolf530 Месяц назад

    Gonna be honest , this is far more satisfying than build mud castles or sand castles ....

  • @boogie5
    @boogie5 Месяц назад

    d00d, in the early days we would make SuperFOBs like this all the time... Then Arty came along lol
    I wish they would nerf the damage done to Buildables. Just knock them down half way or something!

  • @thomasseeley8124
    @thomasseeley8124 Месяц назад

    Because a spade is a type of shovel...

  • @Sir_Furry_Quokkalot
    @Sir_Furry_Quokkalot Месяц назад

    I really enjoyed this video, so I'm going to sub and leave a like. Not because I liked it, but because I am Australian. I heard something about emus and that you were building a super fort to defeat them. Seriously though, great video, thanks for uploading. Cheers and have a good one mate.
    *P.S, my grandfather was in the army when that happened and he was 'volun-told'. He said he didn't join the army to kill birds, so he did what all Aussies would do; they instead used it as an excuse to get pissed every night. Then the Australian government pulled the plug and offered a bounty to farmers for every bird they killed which did the trick. Moral of the story; if you want an Aussie to do something, offer beer or money for beer. It works every time.

  • @YukiOtonashiCh
    @YukiOtonashiCh Месяц назад

    man they sent a lot of mortars and smokes just to take out the defense

  • @yaellll
    @yaellll Месяц назад +1

    This video made my day wayyyyy better

  • @Thraakull
    @Thraakull Месяц назад

    I love the fact that you have built a super FOB but in the end it became a big target for basically anything that the enemy could throw at it, like all those mortar attacks must have been so easy to call in by the SL's, I bet the enemy team at the end just shook each others penises and screamed "GG's!!!" not knowing how much effort has went into building that SFOB - but hey, it was fun to watch, probably fun to be there in the moment and as a bonus: Jumbo Jonsen really did have stayed in the game without disconnecting - I call that success!

  • @Fredbot27
    @Fredbot27 Месяц назад

    Omg that intro is the best I’ve ever freaking seen 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @massiarmy751
    @massiarmy751 Месяц назад

    dude that disney cartonn music adds that feeling to it

  • @dubalrimaal
    @dubalrimaal Месяц назад

    Incredible. Combat engineer is on the final flag helping build this useless monstrosity instead of hunting enemy attack radios and mining the roads to help deal with enemy armor. Thousands of build and ammo, plus a full squad at least, far, far away from the relevant flags helping the team. Superfobs are always a mistake, but doing it on literally the last cap in what I presume is an invasion game, means that you're banking on the enemy gaining tix for capping the advance flags...putting your own team in an even more precarious position.

    • @DaktEdits
      @DaktEdits Месяц назад +1

      Its fun bro. Its a game, its about fun primarily

    • @famulanrevengeance3044
      @famulanrevengeance3044 18 дней назад

      Super FOB on last point gives you alot of time to build and cuts down on logi run duration, which lets you build much faster, every shovel is needed. But yeah, as we all know, this kinda fortification doesn't work against modern military firepower

  • @louis-philippelacharite7201
    @louis-philippelacharite7201 Месяц назад

    The mother of all superfob

  • @melon6806
    @melon6806 Месяц назад

    Now I have become Hesco Wall, the thwarter of Aussies. 06:25

  • @JP-th8sq
    @JP-th8sq Месяц назад

    The tasteful ammo box placement is key

  • @dinkleburg43
    @dinkleburg43 Месяц назад

    enjoying the slorgs squad content fasho

  • @valentinvazquez2166
    @valentinvazquez2166 Месяц назад

    i need the slorgstream rn

  • @Ashstonished
    @Ashstonished Месяц назад

    Eyyyy Slorrrgyyy Slorrgiii big... brains!!
    I took notes, applied for RUclips comments Ik I'm not in game... but +5 points for Griffindooooooor

  • @misterjae7565
    @misterjae7565 Месяц назад

    Never quit before your superfob works

  • @BuddySpike101
    @BuddySpike101 Месяц назад

    The bit at 5:01 reminds me of that Ukranian Army shovel ad.

  • @warhammer8224
    @warhammer8224 Месяц назад

    i like this new minecraft vid slorgs

  • @TommyCubed
    @TommyCubed Месяц назад

    Its why I liked GE and its lack of command assets past air strikes.

  • @gjwiley6250
    @gjwiley6250 Месяц назад

    Well done Super FOB. The problem with most Super FOBs in Squad is theyre built by kids who grew up playing Minecraft. Its just garbage stacked on garbage. No pushed out defenses so your HAB immediately gets proxied. Weapon emplacements pointing nowhere with no concern for field of fire arc.

  • @NeutralLizHotel
    @NeutralLizHotel Месяц назад

    bro turned into Cormac McCarthy at 5:00

  • @Redofreko
    @Redofreko Месяц назад

    Bro fulfilled every squad players wet dream

  • @Real_Claudy_Focan
    @Real_Claudy_Focan Месяц назад

    "CLOSE"

  • @wagahagwa6978
    @wagahagwa6978 Месяц назад

    i missed out on the superfob era :(

  • @Hinokassaudifan1
    @Hinokassaudifan1 Месяц назад +2

    my wet squad dream is just to go positive and be able to identify where i got shot from. that's all i ask.

    • @gagekellstrom3978
      @gagekellstrom3978 Месяц назад

      Usually where you hear it from. guns arent suppressed to it's fairly easy to get a bearing

  • @ThePizzaGoblin
    @ThePizzaGoblin Месяц назад

    The largest fortification is useless if it is not manned. I have seen so many superfobs fall in minutes because nobody was manning the defenses.
    Edit: oh my god, is that a vehicle pit made out of hesco?

  • @dan_habesha975
    @dan_habesha975 Месяц назад

    Kingdom of the Blueberries

  • @wasd15572
    @wasd15572 Месяц назад

    What an amazing video thank you

  • @MARVSplace
    @MARVSplace Месяц назад

    Awesome vid bro!!

  • @Domaty
    @Domaty Месяц назад

    superfobs stay winning

  • @JamesPimlott
    @JamesPimlott Месяц назад

    Love you Slorgs!

  • @siawung
    @siawung Месяц назад

    i love squad

  • @benwilson1088
    @benwilson1088 Месяц назад

    Been interesting watching the Ukraine war and the prevalence of drones and missiles that are able to intercept missiles. Trenches are back and the development of energy based weapons may push it back to needing a huge energy source could push it over to castles.

  • @bytefpv87
    @bytefpv87 Месяц назад

    10 minutes ago is literal assault

  • @Mentally_Stable275
    @Mentally_Stable275 Месяц назад

    Girlfriend: His probably cheating on me
    The Boys:

  • @jaguarjs9944
    @jaguarjs9944 Месяц назад

    Would be good to make a video with you Slorgz

  • @soni3608
    @soni3608 Месяц назад

    F in the chat for the castle

  • @MIKEBARNELLAGENT75358
    @MIKEBARNELLAGENT75358 Месяц назад +6

    Play squad 44

    • @slorgs
      @slorgs  Месяц назад +8

      Come back to the channel on Sunday brother, you won't be disappointed

  • @blackburn1489
    @blackburn1489 Месяц назад

    we need new arma reforger video!

    • @slorgs
      @slorgs  Месяц назад

      It's in the works brother probably out next week

  • @hantu7380
    @hantu7380 Месяц назад

    Why dont they make castles anymore 😢

  • @brotherhoodpaladini9532
    @brotherhoodpaladini9532 Месяц назад

    Superfobs never work

  • @MinorCheese1
    @MinorCheese1 Месяц назад

    Do something Vietnam War related if you can

  • @mukadewolf530
    @mukadewolf530 Месяц назад

    Minecraft but with guns

  • @spectex304
    @spectex304 Месяц назад

    Comment for algorithm.

  • @dam-n
    @dam-n Месяц назад

    Algo comment as payment for the hours of labor put with the russian spade.

  • @PotatoflakeJake
    @PotatoflakeJake Месяц назад +1

    Second comment for the algorithm

  • @LowTempDabr
    @LowTempDabr Месяц назад

    I hate squad

  • @slipperyjohn3144
    @slipperyjohn3144 Месяц назад

    4th comment for the algorithm

  • @dynamiclion9907
    @dynamiclion9907 Месяц назад

    third comment for the algorithm

  • @szopixon3152
    @szopixon3152 Месяц назад

    superfobing is most boring thing to do in squad and it ruins the game experience. If u enjoy superfobs u got brainrot and go play minecraft

  • @ArturShow132
    @ArturShow132 Месяц назад +1

    superfobing is usseles, 1 artillery barrage and its over, your just letting them take like what, 400 extra tickets by capping those flags before getting to you?

    • @doktorduggieducker9615
      @doktorduggieducker9615 Месяц назад +10

      maybe he just wants to have fun

    • @poobloot3311
      @poobloot3311 Месяц назад

      Listen buddy im a former veteran and super fobbing is actually how america beat the terrists, bet you feel stupid rn

    • @EntityVII
      @EntityVII Месяц назад

      Its uselees when there is no armor, no ammor, no back up fobs, and its too small.

    • @MrBlitzer662002
      @MrBlitzer662002 Месяц назад +1

      Some people just havent ever seen it done correctly.