I know the credits said the stuntmen were unnamed because their names were too hard to say, but I think they just didn't want anyone to know they were in this "movie."
I'm with superdoonz1. Well put. My wife wants us to go to Japan, I'm going to free up some days to visit there graves. Those bastards earn every penny.
Me: The world is a cruel and unjust place. There is no harmony in the universe. The only constant is suffering. *minutes later* OMG A NEW BRANDON TENOLD VIDEO!!!
Has anyone looked up the state of the Sompote case with Tsuburaya? Apparently it was ruled in favor of Tsuburaya, to the point they were given rights to Hanuman and the movie Jumborg Ace and Giant.
Currently, the fight is mainly against UM Corporation, whose representative director is Sompote's son. And Sompote died in August 2021 by the way, he won't be missed.
10:00 You should have recorded it off a tv, in 140p quality, with an extra two VHS filters on it, and some bad dubbing too. Then I would have believed it.
The random Ultraman footage is all from one source, Tsuburaya's 1984 theatrical release, "Ultraman Zoffy: Ultra Warriors vs. the Great Monster Army." Everyone whines about "Godzilla's Revenge" and "Gamera, Super Monster," but nobody ever mentions the four or five legitimate theatrical releases Tsuburaya Productions cobbled together over the years. The first was "Long-Story Monster Movie: Ultraman" in 1967, which played on a double bill with "King Kong Escapes." In 1979, Tsuburaya hit Japan with three Ultra movies, "Six Ultra Brothers vs. the Monster Army" (the superior Japanese version of Sands' "Hanuman vs. 7 Ultramen"), "Directed by Akio Jissoji: Ultraman", and "Ultraman: Great Decisive Monster Battle." In 1984 came the Zoffy film and "Ultraman Story." "Great Decisive Monster Battle" featured a new battle between Ultraman and Baltan and "Story" featured the most new footage of a Tsuburaya-produced Ultraman movie to date. But other than that, they were all stock footage movies. No new actors, no new plot; just the TV footage edited together. At any rate, "Space Warriors 2000" is a blending of "Hanuman vs. 7 Ultramen" and "Ultraman Zoffy: Ultra Warriors vs. the Great Monster Army" with the newly-shot footage bookending it. Ostensibly, this crime against humanity is the American version of "Hanuman vs. 7 Ultramen."
"Godzilla takes on the Friendly Giant" would be a hell of a spectacle, but all the battles he's fought would leave a shit-ton of gamma radiation wafting Canada's way, and you know what that means...MEGA KAIJU POLKAROO! (and whoever was unlucky to be wearing the costume that day).
That is true, The Star Wars Holiday Special is bad, but has more of a plot than this one has, plus The Rifftrax version of Star Wars Holiday Special is actually pretty funny. Not sure if even Kevin, Mike, and Bill could make this worth while. 😉
I don’t know if I’d say that the “Holiday Special” has more or less of a plot than “Space Warriors.” The “Holiday Special” wastes more time on sidestepping its actual story, but “Space Warriors 2000” has the less coherent and detailed story. Sort of an apples to oranges thing, I’d say.
This movie’s a tragedy. That title could’ve gone to something watchable. Also, The Legend of Godzelda: Hyrule has become stronger than ever, and is ready for virtually anything. Knowing that normal monsters won’t do anymore, Gannondorf summons an army of of kaiju to destroy everything. Godzilla’s among them, but he can’t be controlled. Then Link gets a magic object that lets him convince Godzilla to fight for him. You play as both to rid the lands of the giant monsters. Somebody get Nintendo on it.
So what we have here is an unauthorized stock/old footage clip movie, made of rip off and semi-legal third string material, which only aired a few times on TV. Congratulations Brandon, you have reached peak obscure/hipster. You should be... proud?
Ok, this should be Brandon's Halloween episode. There is nothing scarier than Brandon's saying he (and by default we, his viewers) haven't seen the last of Sompote Sands.
Space Warriors 2000 - it's a movie about using majority of stock footage from the Ultraman shows and movies including Hanuman vs the 7 Ultramans Gamera Super Monsters - Finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary
Horror of the Blood Monsters (1970), aka Vampire Men of the Lost Planet, was also made with footage of several movies. It's very bizarre (it features astronauts, vampires and cavemen) and it's an ideal movie for your channel.
2:25 - I'll just add this to the "stunt workers being horribly disrespected by the entire film industry for no good reason despite being crucial to its existence" pile.
This movie was still in circulation circa 1992, because I saw it on a midday broadcast on the local dirt-cheap independent station. I stumbled across it while home from law school with a horrendous cold. The next day, GAMERA SUPER MONSTER aired at the same time, suggesting channel 50 in DC had an incredible programmer. I can't think of two better movies for "Did I really see what I think I saw, or am I hallucinating because I'm all hopped up on goofballs?"
Believe it or not, Brandon’s mention of this film back in his “Hanuman and Ultrman” review led me to look up the only upload of this film, which then inspired me to attempt to “legitimize” this movie into my own standalone, fanmade tokusatsu series called “Astroman.” In other words, I bootlegged a bootleg.
@@louisduarte8763 Dick Randall, actually, but close enough. Funnily enough, speaking of Sands, at some point while I was making Space Warriors 2000 (er, ASTROMAN) into its own Ultraman-free thing, I wondered to myself “If this ever gets made into a proper series, maybe I should sell it to Chaiyo so they no longer have to feel the need to steal Tsuburaya’s intellectual property.”
So, a talking Ultraman doll in a movie where a young boy gets chosen to (in this case, supposedly,) save the world by fighting classic Ultra Kaiju? Did someone get the idea for Ultraman Ginga from this movie?!
@@hungryshark4133 yes. Chinese and Japanese are very able to specifically hate each other for their herritages. That would be like saying that African tribes commiting ethnic cleansing on each other isn't racist because they're all African.
With every video you release, you move closer to Godzilla's Revenge. Brandon, you know you must.... do it. Mostly because you're running out of Godzilla movies. Wait, Ghidrah's next. And why haven't you done Gigantis the Fired Monster yet?!
godzilla's revenge is like james A janisse's thankskilling xD . you know he'll still do well but the dread and procrastination are real lol. though i've only heard things about godzilla's revenge so cant compare it to the recent uploads.
" And why haven't you done Gigantis the Fired Monster yet?!" I know what you meant and that autocorrect is a harsh mistress but all I can think is that must be Sampote Sands unauthorized Godzilla movie.
Zelda calls on Godzilla and Anguirus to stop Ghidorah and Gigan from getting the Triforce but unlike the Venus princess The Hyrule princess is a ninja with magic powers so she aids the Destructive Duo in taken down the alien invaders
Why not Gleeok in there somewhere? He's already Hyrule's Ghidorah. And Aquamentus was taken from the Ultra monster Dodongo (who is the name of another Hyrule monster).
10:01 OMG, you showed a still from that same bit of Ultraman porn in your Godzilla vs. Spacegodzilla riff! Guess it was inevitable we'd see actual video of it in a review like this...
“Ultra santa really exists” yeah, king looks a lot like santa but in that same series ultra father literally showas up as a kaiju sized santa and fights an anti christmas monster
i couldnt help but hear stuff closer to the robot chicken ghost of christmas thing from ATHF xD i didnt know what i was hearing then saw a comment and face palmed lol.
I've ok known of this film for years, and I am a huge Ultraman fan. Unfortunately I could never make it past the first few minutes, and a few random scenes. I have no idea how you made it through the whole film, bit I tip my hat to you.
As a thai kid, the dubbing over the monster fight remind me of how these show are dub here. In thai older localization would talk over the fight and cracking some jokes along. Don't know if there is any connection though.
Brandon, please make a Review of "Repitilicus" someday. Its the best monster movie made in Denmark... and also probably the only one ever made there :)
@@joaoonda There were a couple of sci fi movie novels from around the same time that did it, from the same publisher I think. I know Reptilicus, because someone once posted a bit of it in a forum, and I think Konga and something else.
Well it's usually produced by company called giga and in the beginning of this year giga make legitimate tokusatsu series like super sentai or power rangers and some metal heroes with special episode with pron in it
You know I've always supported and embraced the idea of old timers being carefree, having fun, enjoying life, and getting copious sex just like young people do. I swear I've always did. Its their body and their rights after all. But it never occured to me that it could pop up into my head as it did at 3:59. Now I feel crude, nasty, migthy unclean, and I can't unsee it and I hate myself forever. Thanks.
"I sold it to an American gentleman." Uhh, don't you mean Canadian? He flew in with Air Canada... Oh who am I kidding? We look just like Americans and we're always confused for them. People always ask me if I want a cheeseburger and wonder why I don't weight 300lbs.
@@brettwood1351 Maybe not as much as the US but we are regarded as having some of the world's best soldiers. Who needs a gun when we have winter. What the US calls survival, Canadians call camping :P
The Friendly Giant. Wow, that's something I haven't seen in a good 40 years, Brandon! Living close to Canada we got a few of your guys' channels (CBC and CFCF-12 I think)-good stuff when you're a kid.
@@Duncaster what you said 100% .. i dont want my mind to even wonder about that title... does kind of sound like something brandon would review though lol.
@@TheRealNormanBates hmm interesting if i get brave enough this week end i might try it. Thanks mate. btw unpopular opinion i think but slightly related.. mr. nimbus in rick and morty actually grew on me. i get he's suppose to be a weird extra pervy aquaman or namor but somehow after the initial shock it just kind of works lol
Saying that the toy makers are from “foreign-landia” wouldn’t actually be a surprise considering the casting of “a whole lot of Japanese stuntmen whose names we couldn’t pronounce”
so this "movie" is like the OG RUclips abridged dub, Sompote is also the reason why Ultraman didn't appear in the Ready Player One movie and was replaced by the Iron Giant due to him trying to challenge Tsuburaya in court and in a karmic fashion Tsuburaya won, he lost because it was revealed he was using forged documents, now that he's dead he died as a liar and conman.
I know you were joking about "Ultra Santa", but there was actually an episode of Ultraman Ace where the Father of Ultra (basically the boss of the Ultramen) took on the form of Santa Claus for his human disguise.
During the battles, I legit keep expecting to hear someone say, "I hate music! I think it's the worst!" Seriously. The dialogue during fights is on the level of Coming out of their Shells.
i'm on board. it'd be like breath of the wild and godzilla meet that one game where you hunt the giant monsters shadow of colossus . . while getting a big plot together might be tough it'd still be pretty epic even as a short story. the weird thing though is.. link's fought things maybe not godzilla size but close... has godzilla ever fought something small that gave him trouble lol?
Well, Space Warriors 2000 it's an edited version of Hanuman vs 11 Ultraman, which is an illegal made movie (Chaiyo edited Hanuman vs 7 Ultraman and a other Ultraman movie, Ultraman Zoffy) They add American footage and do.... a bad dub (I've seen more worse, but still... the heck?!)
Even me, a Thai person. I hated Sampote since I found out about the fake stuff. But the only thing that’s good that came out of Chaiyo is the spread of ultraman in Asia
"Space Warriors 2000", AKA "Sompote Sands Strikes Back"!
#BradonTenoldTo200k !!!!!! ✨️🎆🎉 Brandon is an "S" Class entertainer and comedian!! 🥇🎭😎🎙
Our great Brandon, please review more foreign knockoff movies.
HAHAHA! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU!? YOUR WEAPONS ARE USELESS AGAINST ME! GIVE UP NOW PHANTOM OF KRANKOR!
Did gomora have a girl voice or was that just a bystander talking
@@vashstarwind36 Damn right
I'm drinking a toast to those poor unnamed Japanese stuntmen. Let them be in our hearts forever.
🍻🍻🥃
I know the credits said the stuntmen were unnamed because their names were too hard to say, but I think they just didn't want anyone to know they were in this "movie."
As long as their checks clear!
I raise a toast...
...to those whose name can not be read.
I'm with superdoonz1. Well put. My wife wants us to go to Japan, I'm going to free up some days to visit there graves. Those bastards earn every penny.
Believe it or not there is a Santa Claus in Ultraman. He's the human disguise of Father of Ultra.
Hearing the voice of this Ultraman makes me think that he's actually the robot Ghost of Christmas Past from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
i cant unhear this now... honestly... i think it's deff close enough to count.
"Thousands of years ago..."
I agree!!
Robot ghost of Christmas past from the future
@@louisduarte8763 “…..there was much defecation.”
Me: The world is a cruel and unjust place. There is no harmony in the universe. The only constant is suffering.
*minutes later* OMG A NEW BRANDON TENOLD VIDEO!!!
Mood.
"No sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!"
Didn't expect Ultraman porn burned into my brain today 😅🤣
I cannot unsee!
Blessed moment
Brandon still has yet to review Sompote Sands' biggest mind fuck movie _Phra Rot Meri._ It makes his other stuff look sane by comparison.
Or better yet, “Magic Lizard” which involves a giant bipedal frilled lizard interacting with characters from OTHER CHAIYO MOVIES.
Do I want to know what the plot of these movies are?🤨
@@Isaac-gh5ku , I just hope that MST3K, Cinematic Titanic, or RiffTrax covers them one day.
Sands trying to claim ownership of the Ultraman franchise is sorta like Ken Penders trying to claim ownership of Sonic the Hedgehog.
Or Chris Chan
Has anyone looked up the state of the Sompote case with Tsuburaya? Apparently it was ruled in favor of Tsuburaya, to the point they were given rights to Hanuman and the movie Jumborg Ace and Giant.
Which I guess means other than some RUclips videos which I guess they could claim the legend of Sompote sands is about to be history.
I just hoce they find the high-quality versions of the Chaiyo stuff
Currently, the fight is mainly against UM Corporation, whose representative director is Sompote's son. And Sompote died in August 2021 by the way, he won't be missed.
Someone should piss on Sands’ grave.
I can’t believe the legal fight lasted all these decades. It should be open-and shut. What kind of lawyers did Sampote Sans have?
10:00 You should have recorded it off a tv, in 140p quality, with an extra two VHS filters on it, and some bad dubbing too. Then I would have believed it.
Line submission: "Oh, how rude! And in the middle of a fight, too! ...You could at least put your back into it..."
The random Ultraman footage is all from one source, Tsuburaya's 1984 theatrical release, "Ultraman Zoffy: Ultra Warriors vs. the Great Monster Army."
Everyone whines about "Godzilla's Revenge" and "Gamera, Super Monster," but nobody ever mentions the four or five legitimate theatrical releases Tsuburaya Productions cobbled together over the years. The first was "Long-Story Monster Movie: Ultraman" in 1967, which played on a double bill with "King Kong Escapes." In 1979, Tsuburaya hit Japan with three Ultra movies, "Six Ultra Brothers vs. the Monster Army" (the superior Japanese version of Sands' "Hanuman vs. 7 Ultramen"), "Directed by Akio Jissoji: Ultraman", and "Ultraman: Great Decisive Monster Battle." In 1984 came the Zoffy film and "Ultraman Story." "Great Decisive Monster Battle" featured a new battle between Ultraman and Baltan and "Story" featured the most new footage of a Tsuburaya-produced Ultraman movie to date. But other than that, they were all stock footage movies. No new actors, no new plot; just the TV footage edited together.
At any rate, "Space Warriors 2000" is a blending of "Hanuman vs. 7 Ultramen" and "Ultraman Zoffy: Ultra Warriors vs. the Great Monster Army" with the newly-shot footage bookending it. Ostensibly, this crime against humanity is the American version of "Hanuman vs. 7 Ultramen."
"Godzilla takes on the Friendly Giant" would be a hell of a spectacle, but all the battles he's fought would leave a shit-ton of gamma radiation wafting Canada's way, and you know what that means...MEGA KAIJU POLKAROO! (and whoever was unlucky to be wearing the costume that day).
Looks like you weren't the only one slipping something else in.
That is true, The Star Wars Holiday Special is bad, but has more of a plot than this one has, plus The Rifftrax version of Star Wars Holiday Special is actually pretty funny. Not sure if even Kevin, Mike, and Bill could make this worth while. 😉
Since you mentioned it you probably already know that Rifftrax released their versions of it on RUclips last month.
Kevin, Mike, and Bill could make anything funny.
@@dw7493Well, except “Schindler’s List.”
I don’t know if I’d say that the “Holiday Special” has more or less of a plot than “Space Warriors.” The “Holiday Special” wastes more time on sidestepping its actual story, but “Space Warriors 2000” has the less coherent and detailed story. Sort of an apples to oranges thing, I’d say.
This movie’s a tragedy. That title could’ve gone to something watchable.
Also,
The Legend of Godzelda:
Hyrule has become stronger than ever, and is ready for virtually anything. Knowing that normal monsters won’t do anymore, Gannondorf summons an army of of kaiju to destroy everything. Godzilla’s among them, but he can’t be controlled. Then Link gets a magic object that lets him convince Godzilla to fight for him. You play as both to rid the lands of the giant monsters.
Somebody get Nintendo on it.
So what we have here is an unauthorized stock/old footage clip movie, made of rip off and semi-legal third string material, which only aired a few times on TV.
Congratulations Brandon, you have reached peak obscure/hipster. You should be... proud?
ah yes, SPACE WARRIORS 2000. my fave thing to trick ultraman friends into watching, like a lobster man waiting to multiply pain.
Ultra man friends? Friends? Those things confuse me more than lobster man despite knowing only of Zoidberg.
"Nyeh nyeh nyeh, that doesn't hurt!"
Yes
Ok, this should be Brandon's Halloween episode. There is nothing scarier than Brandon's saying he (and by default we, his viewers) haven't seen the last of Sompote Sands.
Sands may be gone, but his spirit still haunts us all with his movies.
- Scary thunder strikes. -
Space Warriors 2000 - it's a movie about using majority of stock footage from the Ultraman shows and movies including Hanuman vs the 7 Ultramans
Gamera Super Monsters - Finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary
Horror of the Blood Monsters (1970), aka Vampire Men of the Lost Planet, was also made with footage of several movies. It's very bizarre (it features astronauts, vampires and cavemen) and it's an ideal movie for your channel.
I love it!
A lot of Al Adamson movies would be perfect for the show!
2:25 - I'll just add this to the "stunt workers being horribly disrespected by the entire film industry for no good reason despite being crucial to its existence" pile.
What else is on that pile?
This movie was still in circulation circa 1992, because I saw it on a midday broadcast on the local dirt-cheap independent station. I stumbled across it while home from law school with a horrendous cold. The next day, GAMERA SUPER MONSTER aired at the same time, suggesting channel 50 in DC had an incredible programmer.
I can't think of two better movies for "Did I really see what I think I saw, or am I hallucinating because I'm all hopped up on goofballs?"
That’s a damn crazy unique story
10:00 Oh shit, I'm freakin' DYING here!
That's some comedy gold right there Brandon!
Yep. I know that studio.
That puts a whole new spin on
Tameing the enemy's ass!
Omg 🤣
Omg I'm glad someone noticed as well 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What the hell is that?!
@@orinanime A scene from a Ultraman porn movie that actually does exist.
Benny Hill never gets old, and we need more educational material pertaining to Ultraman.
They will never know.
I’m starting to think Sampote Sands is slowly becoming the LJN to Brandon’s AVGN.
“Sampote asks permission to use Ultraman, just to turn around and sue _them_ for ownership of _their_ property?! What was he _thinking?!”_
The 🌈 of shit! 😂
Now what would happen if there is a Shin Hanuman Cinematic Universe?
''He made a movie THAT'S NOT SHIIIT!''
Believe it or not, Brandon’s mention of this film back in his “Hanuman and Ultrman” review led me to look up the only upload of this film, which then inspired me to attempt to “legitimize” this movie into my own standalone, fanmade tokusatsu series called “Astroman.”
In other words, I bootlegged a bootleg.
And following said logic you now officially own the rights to everything in this movie.
Sompote Sands would be proud.
@@shinrailp1416 Yeah, IF ONLY
@@louisduarte8763 Dick Randall, actually, but close enough.
Funnily enough, speaking of Sands, at some point while I was making Space Warriors 2000 (er, ASTROMAN) into its own Ultraman-free thing, I wondered to myself “If this ever gets made into a proper series, maybe I should sell it to Chaiyo so they no longer have to feel the need to steal Tsuburaya’s intellectual property.”
How do we watch your "Astroman"
After watching this video I went to my desk, picked up my Ultraman figurine, and quietly said to it “You deserved better”.
Was it the Ultraman figure from the Netflix series?
@@richardpulido4624 it was a Ultra Hero 500 series Ultraman
@@megamax6004 That one is good too. Have you seen the Netflix series yet?
A movie can be nothing less then a masterpiece with a title-song with lyrics starting "I'm a dumbass".
Should have added "Living in the Sunlight" by Tiny Tim that one never gets old.
So, a talking Ultraman doll in a movie where a young boy gets chosen to (in this case, supposedly,) save the world by fighting classic Ultra Kaiju?
Did someone get the idea for Ultraman Ginga from this movie?!
"A whole cast of japanese stuntmen whose names we could not read" is pretty funny stuff, lol
"... for legal reasons, because they'll sue the shit out of us."
@@louisduarte8763
Lol, yup.
1980's casual racism 🎵
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Is it racist if it is made by another Asian studio?
@@hungryshark4133 yes.
Chinese and Japanese are very able to specifically hate each other for their herritages.
That would be like saying that African tribes commiting ethnic cleansing on each other isn't racist because they're all African.
With every video you release, you move closer to Godzilla's Revenge.
Brandon, you know you must.... do it.
Mostly because you're running out of Godzilla movies. Wait, Ghidrah's next. And why haven't you done Gigantis the Fired Monster yet?!
Besides, these last three movies were FAR worse than Godzilla’s Revenge.
godzilla's revenge is like james A janisse's thankskilling xD . you know he'll still do well but the dread and procrastination are real lol. though i've only heard things about godzilla's revenge so cant compare it to the recent uploads.
" And why haven't you done Gigantis the Fired Monster yet?!"
I know what you meant and that autocorrect is a harsh mistress but all I can think is that must be Sampote Sands unauthorized Godzilla movie.
@@brettwood1351 No,, that was 100% intentional. This is the first Godzilla sequel to kill the franchise, it has a special spot in the series.
Yeah if he reviews Godzilla’s revenge, it’s gonna get a lot of views
You should look at Ultraman The Adventure Begins which was an official co-production between Hanna-Barbera and TsuPro
I'm surprised he didn't mention the Bizzare end credits part that says: "Thanks to the kamikaze pilots for clearing the skies". Yes really.
This is Ultraman on crystal meth, heroin, cocaine, LSD, and magic mushrooms at the same time.
Zelda calls on Godzilla and Anguirus to stop Ghidorah and Gigan from getting the Triforce but unlike the Venus princess The Hyrule princess is a ninja with magic powers so she aids the Destructive Duo in taken down the alien invaders
Why not Gleeok in there somewhere? He's already Hyrule's Ghidorah. And Aquamentus was taken from the Ultra monster Dodongo (who is the name of another Hyrule monster).
@@ConstantineFurman because i want a fun rememberable crossover and i prefer it this way and don't even know who you're talking about
That Ultra Santa is actually the Ultraman King, one of the strongest in the series
Also a different Ultraman, Father of Ultra actually did turn into Santa Claus for a earth form.
That is, until he was replaced by Ultraman Constitutional Monarchy
@@lakotacorff4012 did they showed up to in The Absolute Conspiracy?
@@lakotacorff4012 Actually his real name is King. Ul Traman King. He tried to have a secret identity once, it didn't work out.
Now what would happen if Hanuman fights against Belial?
Nice! Watching this, the uber nerd in me said, "I bet Brandon knows that piece of music is called 'The Gonk.'"
And of course he did not disappoint.
10:01 OMG, you showed a still from that same bit of Ultraman porn in your Godzilla vs. Spacegodzilla riff! Guess it was inevitable we'd see actual video of it in a review like this...
I didn't realize there was that scene in Godzilla vs spacegodzilla lol
That JAV was the best produced footage in there outside the authentic Tabsuraya footage.
What's the name of that porn spoof? I'm asking this for purely scientific research.
@@JeffreyPiatt Well the budget was better than the original footage filmed for this movie.
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 A part of me just wants to see how good the suits turned out.
“Ultra santa really exists” yeah, king looks a lot like santa but in that same series ultra father literally showas up as a kaiju sized santa and fights an anti christmas monster
The monster voice over dialog reminds of Jimmy Walker in "Guyver".
i couldnt help but hear stuff closer to the robot chicken ghost of christmas thing from ATHF xD i didnt know what i was hearing then saw a comment and face palmed lol.
It sounds it came from a game character from an Atari Jaguar fighting game that NOBODY ever uses.
I've ok known of this film for years, and I am a huge Ultraman fan. Unfortunately I could never make it past the first few minutes, and a few random scenes. I have no idea how you made it through the whole film, bit I tip my hat to you.
Same
IMHO it's actually quite enjoyable if you view it as a parody.
As a thai kid, the dubbing over the monster fight remind me of how these show are dub here. In thai older localization would talk over the fight and cracking some jokes along. Don't know if there is any connection though.
Dude, we had the same issue back in Yugoslavia. Very faint native dialogue, subtitles in Serbian, dubbed in Albanian! 🤯🤣🤟🏻🇦🇱💯
“Only Godzelda has a chance.”
9:43
Not hyperbole, the Father of Ultra is literally Santa in canon
Brandon, please make a Review of "Repitilicus" someday. Its the best monster movie made in Denmark... and also probably the only one ever made there :)
If he needs more incentive the novelization had explicit sex scenes.
@@brettwood1351 really? Thats awesome!
@@joaoonda There were a couple of sci fi movie novels from around the same time that did it, from the same publisher I think. I know Reptilicus, because someone once posted a bit of it in a forum, and I think Konga and something else.
@@brettwood1351 Brides of Dracula
It’s the only monster movie made in Denmark.
Something tells me the film quality would still be the same even if it weren't a VHS rip.
Omg Im not even three minutes into this and I'm already laughing my ass off. That thumbnail haha
_Godzilla rises up_
British Kid: "Oooh no! A spiked salamander!"
How would the kid react to Ultraman Belial?
@@nicholaslienandjaja1815a blackman
It looks like Godzilla but due to international copyright laws, it's not.
@@brucesnow3901 "Oh, no! A black and red Ultraman! And he's EVIL!"
Ok. Ultraman porn. Apparently that’s a thing I was unaware of. I am simultaneously surprised and not surprised…
A true connoisseur would only accept Eight Man porn.
Well it's usually produced by company called giga and in the beginning of this year giga make legitimate tokusatsu series like super sentai or power rangers and some metal heroes with special episode with pron in it
@@barmutah Good to see 'em get into more "over-the-table" work.
Be more surprised if there wasn't.
@@barmutah Giga made xxx parodies of Sailor Moon.
English dubbed Ultraman sounds like the Cybermen from the classic series of Dr. Who
Cyberman 1: Is this the human condition known as madness, Leader?
Cyber Leader: It is, and only a snarky Canadian can save them.
You know I've always supported and embraced the idea of old timers being carefree, having fun, enjoying life, and getting copious sex just like young people do. I swear I've always did. Its their body and their rights after all. But it never occured to me that it could pop up into my head as it did at 3:59. Now I feel crude, nasty, migthy unclean, and I can't unsee it and I hate myself forever. Thanks.
"I sold it to an American gentleman."
Uhh, don't you mean Canadian? He flew in with Air Canada... Oh who am I kidding? We look just like Americans and we're always confused for them. People always ask me if I want a cheeseburger and wonder why I don't weight 300lbs.
How many guns do you own?
@@brettwood1351 Maybe not as much as the US but we are regarded as having some of the world's best soldiers. Who needs a gun when we have winter. What the US calls survival, Canadians call camping :P
The Friendly Giant. Wow, that's something I haven't seen in a good 40 years, Brandon! Living close to Canada we got a few of your guys' channels (CBC and CFCF-12 I think)-good stuff when you're a kid.
Where did you live? I hope you got Elwy Yost as well!
@@KRhetor Northeast New York State, about 30 miles south of the Quebec border.
No lie, as soon as you said "I wonder if anyone will notice if I slipped something else in", an ad for Fireball cut in.
You need to review Inseminoid. I can’t BEAR to watch that horror.
Edit: This is a FNAF pun.
I'd rather watch that Paul Blart Mall Cop! :D
@@Duncaster what you said 100% .. i dont want my mind to even wonder about that title... does kind of sound like something brandon would review though lol.
It’s not too bad… it kinda grows on you. I think it’s better than *Star Crystal*
@@TheRealNormanBates hmm interesting if i get brave enough this week end i might try it. Thanks mate.
btw unpopular opinion i think but slightly related.. mr. nimbus in rick and morty actually grew on me. i get he's suppose to be a weird extra pervy aquaman or namor but somehow after the initial shock it just kind of works lol
btw op. if you like fnaf and enjoy random music try looking up mangled by natewantstobattle. . it's a song about five nights at freddy's .
I thought once the kid awoke from the nightmare his body would get turned inside out
06:32 "In far out space...
... no-one can hear you scream with laughter at hilariously bad movies?" :P
7:29 This caught me off guard 🤣🤣
Imagine if they added that to the script
If Sompote Sands was still alive he would probably claim he owns Brandon Tenold's channel
He would have to battle TOHO for that...
@@carloshenriquezimmer7543 Listen, I am just waiting for a Sampote Sands movie using Godzilla footage...
Eventually, there will be a Shin Hanuman Cinematic Universe, and Hanuman will fight against Godzilla, Ultraman, Kamen Rider, and the EVAs.
Saying that the toy makers are from “foreign-landia” wouldn’t actually be a surprise considering the casting of “a whole lot of Japanese stuntmen whose names we couldn’t pronounce”
6:08 "Nothing can stop me!" *proceeds to explode*
Ah, yes. All the famous Ultraman characters like Ultraman I, Ultraman II, Ultraman III and Ultraman IV
"i'm gonna beat the sh#t out you!"
"i'll whoop yo ass!"
brandon! dude! that was hilarious!
so this "movie" is like the OG RUclips abridged dub, Sompote is also the reason why Ultraman didn't appear in the Ready Player One movie and was replaced by the Iron Giant due to him trying to challenge Tsuburaya in court and in a karmic fashion Tsuburaya won, he lost because it was revealed he was using forged documents, now that he's dead he died as a liar and conman.
Funny, I explained that in a conversation to some friends yesterday.
We need a space warriors 2021 or 2050Seeing as all these 2000 an 2001 plots an theories never came true
I wonder what they would call Ultraman Belial and Alien Empera in Space Warriors 2021….
You know, I wonder if anyone tried to “remaster” this by replacing the footage of the Ultraman with HD remastered versions.
I know you were joking about "Ultra Santa", but there was actually an episode of Ultraman Ace where the Father of Ultra (basically the boss of the Ultramen) took on the form of Santa Claus for his human disguise.
No no no, Godzelda would be Zelda wearing Godzilla's dorsal plates and tail, looking like those humanized female versions of Godzilla.
"Worship the DOLLs mama" -I'd dig it. Wait, Links the guy, Zeldas the Girl [redacted] still dig it tho.
During the battles, I legit keep expecting to hear someone say, "I hate music! I think it's the worst!" Seriously. The dialogue during fights is on the level of Coming out of their Shells.
We are the Ultras! 🎵
You can count on us! 🎵
I couldn't ask for a better B-day present from ya, Brandon, thank you!
11:55 When there is no more room in Hell, Sampote Sands will make another Hanuman movie
Well, you were good on your word! You said you would make a video about Space Warriors 2000 and you kept your promise.
Yes. This is the special that Tsuburaya sued the creators, and never seen again.
The opening credits look like something out of a Monty Python film
Oooo, you should definitely review "Crocodile", it's quite the baddie.
Did you go looking for the prn parody clip or did you have it on hand?
The "Kenny" of this movie was played by a young Brandon Tenold.
Sompote Sands also has claims to own Batman, the Three Musketeers and all the characters in the Bible. He told me so himself so it must be true.
Did he claim to also own Disney?
2:13 Seriously. We need to pitch this to Nintendo, STAT!
i'm on board. it'd be like breath of the wild and godzilla meet that one game where you hunt the giant monsters shadow of colossus . . while getting a big plot together might be tough it'd still be pretty epic even as a short story. the weird thing though is.. link's fought things maybe not godzilla size but close... has godzilla ever fought something small that gave him trouble lol?
So the plot revolves around sentient ultra toys... Did Tsuburya rip this off for Ultraman Ginga?
So, these are the legendary space warriors from space?
These Sompote Sands bootleg movies feel like weird creepypasta lost movies that are actually real.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge this movie.
11:22 surprised that wasn't a Godfrey Ho shout-out instead.
Fun review as always!
I can't help but wonder how you would react to and review "Damnation Alley". I'm not even sure if it's even still around.
When Ultra Man drives this Gamera monster into his groin, for no reason. Priceless.
It would have been funny if you dubbed one of Rudy Ray Moore’s routines into this as one of the monster’s dialogue.
Where did you get that NSFW Ultraman clip?
Well, Space Warriors 2000 it's an edited version of Hanuman vs 11 Ultraman, which is an illegal made movie (Chaiyo edited Hanuman vs 7 Ultraman and a other Ultraman movie, Ultraman Zoffy)
They add American footage and do.... a bad dub (I've seen more worse, but still... the heck?!)
Ah yes. Godzelda. Who can forget that classic movie where he went up against Kling Knog?
And the remake has them team up against Mechagodzelda.
The movie is like a goulash ... just add everything into it. Wow!
10:00
Seriously, where did this came from?!
I need more unneeded sound effects in Kaiju flicks
Is it bad I want one if those Hanuman figures? Also the comment about this film being the Gamera Super Monster of films really tracks
Sompote Sands: Existed
Tokusatsu Experts through the years: "WHY ARE WE STILL HERE...? JUST TO SUFFER!?"
We need an abridge of these.
The Ultraman X and Dark Zagi toys in the thumbnail. That's all I'm going to say right now.
Even me, a Thai person. I hated Sampote since I found out about the fake stuff. But the only thing that’s good that came out of Chaiyo is the spread of ultraman in Asia