Gravity Falls Quotes that can't get out of my head

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @rotem1945
    @rotem1945 2 года назад +8839

    "finally a good reason to punch a teenager in the face"
    grunkle stan 2012(i think)

    • @foreverfishing7423
      @foreverfishing7423 2 года назад +165

      There always good reason to punch a teenager aspecially when your teenager

    • @brendonsmith3080
      @brendonsmith3080 2 года назад +80

      Stan is just a living entity of misdemeanors and felonies too ridiculous to list down😂

    • @EthanMastercrafter
      @EthanMastercrafter 2 года назад +67

      "Soos, would it be wrong to punch a child?"

    • @foreverfishing7423
      @foreverfishing7423 2 года назад +3

      Their is always good reason to punch a teenager

    • @endz2842
      @endz2842 2 года назад +1

      Blind the child

  • @tiarac243
    @tiarac243 2 года назад +25116

    I love how 80% of this is Stan

    • @j.m.h.6363
      @j.m.h.6363 2 года назад +1003

      Between Stan and Doofenshmirtz, I'm convinced that show creators who voice characters in their own shows write lines like this just because they want the fun of saying them.

    • @EarlyOwOwl
      @EarlyOwOwl 2 года назад +125

      Makes sense ngl

    • @EEEEEEE36364
      @EEEEEEE36364 2 года назад +92

      Hes too iconic

    • @Law01YT
      @Law01YT 2 года назад +36

      As it should be

    • @sofia7816
      @sofia7816 2 года назад +24

      @@EarlyOwOwl honestly I completely agree

  • @Off_-ut9uv
    @Off_-ut9uv 8 месяцев назад +245

    "I ate a man tonight" HAS TO BE THE BEST CLIP EVER

    • @mombijombo
      @mombijombo 3 месяца назад

      I hope it's a bad man!

    • @ernestitorant_yt
      @ernestitorant_yt 25 дней назад

      "Was it the tax collector? Please tell me it was the tax collector"
      -stan probably

  • @Konpekikaminari
    @Konpekikaminari 2 года назад +19326

    "You can run! But I'll still be in you NIGHTMARES!"
    What a line

    • @potatogaming10110
      @potatogaming10110 2 года назад +93

      bruhh this is the 3rd time exactly when someone in the clip is saying it i see the comment for it

    • @Noviicore
      @Noviicore 2 года назад +47

      @@potatogaming10110 BRUHHH, That literally happened to me too just now, lol.

    • @neatboy_bug_collector
      @neatboy_bug_collector 2 года назад +10

      1000th like bebe

    • @jeremytung1632
      @jeremytung1632 2 года назад +32

      My question is what was that kid doing playing in the dump?

    • @SiJullianToGuys
      @SiJullianToGuys 2 года назад +4

      Im using that lol

  • @skyhideaway
    @skyhideaway 2 года назад +32702

    Stan is basically a walking pile of iconic quotes.

  • @theflunkoutdude90
    @theflunkoutdude90 6 месяцев назад +2824

    3:14 “Kevin has the voice of a robot” says BMO.

  • @ellascottbrook
    @ellascottbrook 2 года назад +11512

    i’m so glad the gravity falls fandom is still alive

  • @DragoNugget
    @DragoNugget 2 года назад +15029

    "Anything is legal when theres no cops around" had me DYING💀💀

  • @drakehatch9171
    @drakehatch9171 Год назад +1683

    I think we all learned a valuable lesson today. Stan is the king of iconic quotes.

    • @tutubism
      @tutubism Год назад +34

      indeed, he's a legend. personally one of my favorite characters from the show

  • @joannareiferrer8468
    @joannareiferrer8468 2 года назад +9326

    my all-time favorite
    mabel: but isn’t this cheating?
    dipper: pacifica’s rich, mabel, she’s cheating at life

    • @sonorasgirl
      @sonorasgirl 2 года назад +130

      Yuuuuuus why wasn’t this in here

    • @mr.knightthedetective7435
      @mr.knightthedetective7435 2 года назад +123

      *laughs in pain and sorrow*

    • @someartistontheinternetnam816
      @someartistontheinternetnam816 2 года назад +32

      @@mr.knightthedetective7435 why was that reply necessary

    • @arias1610
      @arias1610 2 года назад +5

      this line is reason I searched this video xd atleast found it here

    • @JimboPro
      @JimboPro 2 года назад +66

      we also got 2 other iconic quotes from that same episode "is it legal for a child to wear that much makeup?" and "Soos would it be wrong to punch a child?"

  • @Yujiboygaeming
    @Yujiboygaeming 2 года назад +17333

    "Darn beautiful men.....always eating out of my trash" FUCKING GOLD LINE XD

  • @nianivon8758
    @nianivon8758 Год назад +1158

    another iconic quote:
    Dipper: Pacificas awful, and I'm not lying, I'd say that to her face.
    *insert nock on door* dipper opens door
    Pacifica: I need your help.
    Dipper *blank faced*: you're the worst
    *SLAMS DOOR*
    iconic.

  • @edwardianlinersdead7864
    @edwardianlinersdead7864 2 года назад +4146

    "WHEN THERE'S NO COPS AROUND ANYTHING'S LEGAL". the quote I live by every single day.

  • @aaronalkor
    @aaronalkor 2 года назад +6180

    “Bury your gold. You've been buying gold, right?”
    Stanley Pines, ahead of his time

    • @Kyumifun
      @Kyumifun 2 года назад +93

      Nah he was buying NFTs

    • @forgottenrights351
      @forgottenrights351 2 года назад +163

      Gold has been a good investment for thousands of years, mainly because it's shiny.
      Humans aren't smart.

    • @nash6568
      @nash6568 2 года назад +76

      He wasn’t wrong about the apocalypse coming at least

    • @racim3443
      @racim3443 2 года назад +12

      @@forgottenrights351 isn't it rare

    • @fnutarf2085
      @fnutarf2085 2 года назад +38

      @@racim3443 And shiny, especially shiny

  • @urphakeandgey6308
    @urphakeandgey6308 Год назад +794

    I think Stan is the perfect parallel twin to Mabel. They captured the essence of feminine confidence vs. masculine confidence in a very comedic way.

  • @ricardopersad1526
    @ricardopersad1526 2 года назад +7545

    *Let's be honest, we all wished we had a relative like Grunkle Stan*

    • @Anonymous_Individual
      @Anonymous_Individual 2 года назад +318

      Be the grunkle Stan in your relatives life

    • @ricardopersad1526
      @ricardopersad1526 2 года назад +128

      @@Anonymous_Individual I will... But i kinda already have an uncle very similar to this... so I'm lucky

    • @vladimir-savage72
      @vladimir-savage72 2 года назад +123

      I have four uncles like Stan. Two which are in a Mexican prison 😂

    • @yamagamikensei2232
      @yamagamikensei2232 2 года назад +52

      since i dont have a relative like grunkle stan,I WILL BE GRUNKLE STAN

    • @dude9318
      @dude9318 2 года назад +11

      Nah I don't want to go to prison

  • @cyrvidae
    @cyrvidae 2 года назад +19894

    Fun fact: When Stan says “Burn the child,” his lips mouth “Blind the child”, which was his original line before disney made them change it-the animators didn’t seem to get the memo

    • @QuestionMARK618
      @QuestionMARK618  2 года назад +3858

      I didn't know about that but the line that disney chose became far more memorable.

    • @ThisIsWizardsHandle
      @ThisIsWizardsHandle 2 года назад +3579

      Why would Disney like “burn the child” over “blind the child”? That makes no sense 😂

    • @cyrvidae
      @cyrvidae 2 года назад +997

      @@ThisIsWizardsHandle ask them not me I don’t get it either 💀

    • @InsidePhil
      @InsidePhil 2 года назад +1568

      @@cyrvidae It’s a lot less heavy to say a ray of light is going to ‘burn’ a kid, and not specify how intense the burn would be, than to plot about dealing the irreversible damage blinding a child with a magnifying glass and the sun would cause. Also probably don’t want Timmy to use his laser pointer on his friends and call this show his inspiration when he’s in the principals office

    • @notimportant1659
      @notimportant1659 2 года назад +515

      @@InsidePhil Noted, molotov coctails are safer than laser pointersn got it

  • @phantom5731
    @phantom5731 Год назад +767

    "I've been twaumatized."
    - Gorney

  • @LeeJ2512
    @LeeJ2512 2 года назад +4686

    When my daughter was a bit younger I'd pretend to be Soos and say "arm throoooone" and pick her up and walk her places. Love this show.

  • @Codemister2009
    @Codemister2009 2 года назад +21277

    "yes yes,B U R N T H E C H I L D"

  • @hananihafiz312
    @hananihafiz312 Год назад +399

    the scene in Little Dipper episode, when Gideon said, ''MY LIGHT!'' to Stan (he actually meant the light that can zoom in and zoom out things) and he replied, ''You are the light of my life too.'' before closing the door got me laughing so hard. GOSH I LOVE THAT MAN.

  • @Migster-sp9zv
    @Migster-sp9zv 2 года назад +7503

    1:03 “…that’s why I own 10 guns…incase some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder…” forever my favorite 😂😂😂

    • @mr.trouble827
      @mr.trouble827 Год назад +50

      I wonder where are them

    • @Shin0wshiii
      @Shin0wshiii Год назад +45

      1:07

    • @rion7088
      @rion7088 Год назад +62

      America🇺🇸

    • @UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist-
      @UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist- Год назад +32

      The best part is that he does have a ladder if you go to the unconvincing or whatever that episode is called Wendy takes them up to the roof via ladder 😂😂

    • @djmewtwo6981
      @djmewtwo6981 Год назад +18

      Average American citizen:

  • @kyripiro224
    @kyripiro224 2 года назад +6924

    "Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold! BYYYYE!"
    "My ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!..."
    "WALK IT OFF!"

    • @bananajam6393
      @bananajam6393 2 года назад +70

      ICONIC

    • @vladimir-savage72
      @vladimir-savage72 2 года назад +98

      If reality is an illusion,how is the gold I bought real and why do I need to buy it if it's not real 😂

    • @kyripiro224
      @kyripiro224 2 года назад +69

      @@vladimir-savage72 Don't ask me ask Bill Cipher

    • @manoftruth0935
      @manoftruth0935 2 года назад +22

      Crypto is for suckers.

    • @noob-qd8hg
      @noob-qd8hg 2 года назад +23

      “anythings allowed when the cops arent around!”

  • @Lilia-in4hd
    @Lilia-in4hd Год назад +185

    The humor just fits the characters personality very well, it never feels unnatural

  • @manishbro1644
    @manishbro1644 2 года назад +3351

    "If you have lemons , sell them saying it's Golden Oranges."
    -Stan

  • @aaronolson6736
    @aaronolson6736 2 года назад +1934

    1:27 How did I forget such a great applicable line?

    • @guepardo1145
      @guepardo1145 2 года назад +51

      "Yes yes, burn the child"

    • @MeMe-nn8lm
      @MeMe-nn8lm 2 года назад +118

      1:39 is also increadibly applicable in day to day life

    • @arthurlima122
      @arthurlima122 2 года назад +26

      "Destroy the Child, Corrupt them All"

    • @cmp4237
      @cmp4237 2 года назад +12

      Stan sounds more evil when you put this scene at 0.25X speed.😈

    • @aionicthunder
      @aionicthunder 2 года назад

      Taeko Yasuhiro: Ahh, wonderful

  • @drezdenpetrie
    @drezdenpetrie Год назад +195

    “IM GIVING NON OF THIS TO CHARITY” I absolutely love that, it’s crazy how the developers of a kid show went that far in a joke. I absolutely love Gravity falls the jokes come out of no where!

  • @sparklingemolga5169
    @sparklingemolga5169 2 года назад +893

    "I've got some children I need to make into Corpses"

    • @kanerowan1534
      @kanerowan1534 2 года назад +52

      And always remember, if the cops aren't around anything is legal

    • @andrewwitt333
      @andrewwitt333 5 месяцев назад +5

      And...I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU OLD MAN

    • @juanrivera2727
      @juanrivera2727 4 месяца назад +4

      S E E Y O U R E A L S O O N

    • @alaineahrens3438
      @alaineahrens3438 2 месяца назад

      I live by that quote

    • @anjupradhan8464
      @anjupradhan8464 19 дней назад

      WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU KIDS I'M GONNA DISSASSEMBLE YOUR MOLECULES

  • @jonibologna8514
    @jonibologna8514 2 года назад +3933

    "My ex wife still misses me... but her aim is gettin better" is a quote that my little brother and I STILL quote on the regular to this day. We heard that when I was in 4th grade and he was in 2nd. Now I'm a college student about to get my first apartment and he's about to graduate high school, still saying the same shit. Love that.

    • @toms.a.savage7232
      @toms.a.savage7232 2 года назад +80

      Just reading this comment just made me realize that I'm getting old.

    • @mauidemigodofthewindandsea456
      @mauidemigodofthewindandsea456 2 года назад +121

      You have to make sure to say “but her aim is getting better” twice with the second one after a brief uncomfortable pause.

    • @AneXineohp
      @AneXineohp 2 года назад +6

      @@mauidemigodofthewindandsea456 i did so as I read that part of the comment out-loud

    • @otakulover1492
      @otakulover1492 2 года назад +8

      I GET IT NOW!!!! OMG WHY THIS TOOK ME SO LONG??????

    • @arogueburrito
      @arogueburrito Год назад +8

      Jesus Gravity Falls came out when I was ten. The nostalgia hurts

  • @raymondkwon1301
    @raymondkwon1301 Год назад +38

    "yes yes BURN THE CHILD"
    "Stan-Vac, it sucks more than anything"
    -Stanley

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 2 года назад +3138

    2:26
    "You can run, but I'll still be in your nightmares!"
    Bill: *_"I see you're man of culture aswell..."_*

  • @mr_archer44
    @mr_archer44 2 года назад +3095

    "It's me, number 7"
    "That's not me, guys. That's not me!"
    Why do I find that so funny 😂😂

    • @irishmandan7748
      @irishmandan7748 2 года назад +17

      Don't worry I did to

    • @Chigger
      @Chigger 2 года назад +89

      The delivery. Both lines are perfectly spoken.

    • @chelseaoguike7570
      @chelseaoguike7570 2 года назад +6

      Same lmao

    • @BumboMcJumbo
      @BumboMcJumbo 2 года назад +2

      *no, friends!*

    • @themaddoctor5304
      @themaddoctor5304 2 года назад +40

      The glares that the other dippers give the the actual Number 7 is what sells it for me

  • @DORK819
    @DORK819 4 месяца назад +94

    "Soda! I'm gonna drink it like a human! *Literally drowns* "
    -Bipper

  • @latexu95
    @latexu95 2 года назад +2389

    "There are no cops in the woods. We take this to our graves."🤣💀
    - Grunkle Stan

    • @mackenziej8980
      @mackenziej8980 5 месяцев назад +52

      “Here kids go stick these fake safety violations on anything that looks like a future lawsuit”- Stan my favorite line from this show

  • @TheSeptacle
    @TheSeptacle 2 года назад +2657

    Whenever I hear Stan’s voice, I can’t help but smile, because I know something funny is coming

    • @suspiciousastronaut4743
      @suspiciousastronaut4743 5 месяцев назад +3

      Jesus 1.5k likes and no replies? This feels rare lol

    • @anafangurl626
      @anafangurl626 5 месяцев назад +8

      That’s Alex Hirsch for ya! 👍🏼

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 4 месяца назад +7

      He was just talking about the sweet release of death when I read your comment 😂

  • @princess_lucky2
    @princess_lucky2 9 месяцев назад +34

    "when you put your money in it mysteriously disapears"😂😂

  • @NoahDplayzz
    @NoahDplayzz 2 года назад +3015

    "Can someone give me a Memory Gun so i could forget Gravity Falls & re-watch the show again?"
    i felt that

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 Год назад +29

      And rick and morty pilot

    • @Correct-correctself
      @Correct-correctself Год назад +9

      @@BlackDiamond2718no

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 Год назад +4

      @@Correct-correctself dont care

    • @RVAdada
      @RVAdada Год назад +14

      I’d like that so i could not only be able to rewatch all my favorites and they’ll all be special again

    • @pieflower6419
      @pieflower6419 Год назад +3

      I'm watching it for the first time 😂

  • @nightmarea1922
    @nightmarea1922 2 года назад +671

    I love how Stan unintentionally foreshadowed the apocalypse

    • @sukiniang8653
      @sukiniang8653 2 года назад +3

      brownmeat4lyf

    • @burgerburger7975
      @burgerburger7975 2 года назад +51

      That, and him and Bill have eerie, weird ass sayings like ''buy Gold before the apocalypse" and do that "Eeny meeny miney YOU" thing. They both call Ford "Sixer" and sing "We'll meet again" at some point. That and they're both voiced by the same guy.
      There's so much more sketchy, disturbing stuff between Bill and Grunkle Stan but if you wanna know all of it watch Matpat's Video on it (on Film theory). With everything in the show I can't tell if that's forshadowing for something much darker or if Alex Hirsch is meming on us since he voices both of them XD

    • @ic0nic707
      @ic0nic707 2 года назад +26

      @@burgerburger7975 To be fair, Alex hirsch voices like 6 of the main characters

    • @ADHDCoffeedrinker
      @ADHDCoffeedrinker 2 года назад +1

      Yeah

  • @AnakinTurbo
    @AnakinTurbo Год назад +96

    1:57 „Sometimes I think, is this all there is? Is life just some kind of horrific joke without a punchline? That we‘re all just biting our time until the sweet sweet release of death?“
    The background music completes this scene perfectly

    • @darksummoner468
      @darksummoner468 Год назад +9

      That one sure hits hard! 🎉

    • @the_seer_0421
      @the_seer_0421 Год назад +11

      I remember that the scene came so out of left field that it was both absolutely hilarious and depressing.

    • @Jemiღ
      @Jemiღ 9 дней назад +2

      biding*

    • @AnakinTurbo
      @AnakinTurbo 9 дней назад

      @@Jemiღ thx :D

  • @madeleinep.828
    @madeleinep.828 2 года назад +1525

    "I can buy and sell you, old man!" -Gideon, to his own father

    • @OddlyAnimated1203
      @OddlyAnimated1203 Год назад +14

      Oh my goodness 😂 😂

    • @Springdude11
      @Springdude11 Год назад +52

      "...Fair enough." - Bud Gleeful, in response.

    • @Plainjane1398
      @Plainjane1398 11 месяцев назад +4

      I love that one.

    • @CageBlack1443
      @CageBlack1443 11 месяцев назад +7

      As much as I find Gideon annoying, I don't hate him, and that scene is one of the reasons.

    • @blueakagod.413
      @blueakagod.413 10 месяцев назад +13

      In spanish this quote gets mixed up a little, but still pretty funny. It goes kinda like "Remember I can sell you to the zoo father!"

  • @PixlyPenguin
    @PixlyPenguin 2 года назад +1262

    “I ate a man alive tonight”

  • @tunethawtay-mo8dp
    @tunethawtay-mo8dp 3 месяца назад +12

    When Bill said "Until then I'll be watching you *I'll be watching you* " he went up the favorite list, love a creepy yet enjoyable character, and I'm gonna start using that line on my friends

  • @Iamalwayswatchingyouall
    @Iamalwayswatchingyouall 2 года назад +1024

    "Grunkle Stan, are you wearing a blindfold?"
    "Nah, but with these cataracts i might as well be."
    "What is that, a woodpecker?"

    • @coworker4391
      @coworker4391 2 года назад +43

      drives car off cliff

    • @SeBa-xb3jn
      @SeBa-xb3jn 2 года назад +8

      @@coworker4391 AH!

    • @motheroftheuniverse6140
      @motheroftheuniverse6140 Год назад +5

      My man’s legally blind how is he still driving

    • @shanebhoy1888
      @shanebhoy1888 Год назад +5

      ​@@motheroftheuniverse6140 he actually has a seeing eye bear that is prescribed to drive him around by Dr Medicine

    • @rykergunns7877
      @rykergunns7877 2 месяца назад

      @@shanebhoy1888 well can't argue with doctor medicine

  • @AiOinc1
    @AiOinc1 2 года назад +1592

    "Also, tight pants are overrated"
    Dipper don't lie to her

  • @wildpurple005
    @wildpurple005 8 месяцев назад +12

    Stan: owns 10 guns
    Also Stan: exclusively uses fists

  • @riymeep6708
    @riymeep6708 2 года назад +2647

    "We have the incredible sack of mystery. When you put your money in, it mysteeriously disappears."
    "Oh of course!"
    "Woooow!"
    "That makes perfect sense!"
    All Grunkle Stan scenes are perfect

    • @cybernet343
      @cybernet343 2 года назад +54

      Come to think of it, this could also describe NFTs.

    • @mr.l8723
      @mr.l8723 Год назад +2

      Literally popped up as soon as I found this comment

    • @antonhagbox02
      @antonhagbox02 Год назад +6

      That was totally worth the drive!

    • @Zachyshows
      @Zachyshows Год назад +6

      Fun fact: the guys at Gideon's tent say the same thing with his money sack.

    • @dr.mixer8930
      @dr.mixer8930 Год назад +1

      Honestly,.....WHO TALKS LIKE THAT?!

  • @herothecrow994
    @herothecrow994 2 года назад +603

    “They say keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That’s why I keep 10 guns in the house, in case any maniac tries to sneak in a ladder.”

  • @AFigmentOfYourImagination420
    @AFigmentOfYourImagination420 9 месяцев назад +35

    "As long as the cops aren't around, anything's legal!"
    I can't get that one out of my head either

  • @Chief4Army117
    @Chief4Army117 Год назад +549

    3:06- "When there's no cops around, anything's legal"
    Probably the best advice given by Grunkle Stan in the show! 🤣

  • @onemorememe7707
    @onemorememe7707 2 года назад +850

    1:57 Sometimes Gravity Falls Hits Hard

    • @Kivvi190
      @Kivvi190 2 года назад +40

      mable rocking back and forth had me dead

  • @vendetta803
    @vendetta803 Год назад +20

    1:04 I think this quote lives rent free in all of our heads 😂

  • @Cornpopsabaddude
    @Cornpopsabaddude 2 года назад +334

    A quote that I recently found memorable is "You can't break something that is already broken"

  • @uselessartist7427
    @uselessartist7427 2 года назад +389

    “Yes, yes, burn the child” lowkey best line for me rn-

  • @OctagonalSquare
    @OctagonalSquare Год назад +10

    0:52 “Darn beautiful men. Always eating, eating out of my trash…. Wait what?”

  • @atoastthatcantalk8712
    @atoastthatcantalk8712 2 года назад +518

    3:33 This is the funniest thing

  • @conflictedknight6083
    @conflictedknight6083 2 года назад +432

    1:52 Why is Stan talking about the apocalypse and buying gold. Thats's what Bill said . Food for thought

    • @conflictedknight6083
      @conflictedknight6083 Год назад +4

      @@realboxofcrayons 🤔

    • @bl4z3marshy37
      @bl4z3marshy37 Год назад +3

      earlier in the episode he was talking about hoarding brown meat for the apocalypse

    • @justinharvey7398
      @justinharvey7398 Год назад +3

      ​@@realboxofcrayonsMatPat!!

    • @Dan_om3
      @Dan_om3 9 месяцев назад +24

      I imagine they are both saying it because if the armageddon became a reality, the world economy would crash. Banks would stop operating, bills would stop being print, and the world would revert back to the the old currency of trade, in which Gold had the highest value. I mean think about it.

    • @peet-janissen5838
      @peet-janissen5838 8 месяцев назад +4

      But that is just a theory

  • @SomeRandom-ssj
    @SomeRandom-ssj Год назад +41

    “You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That’s why I own ten guns. In case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder.” - Stanley Pines
    Gets me every time. 😂💀

  • @thekyoungin6054
    @thekyoungin6054 2 года назад +2339

    3:32
    "How can we serve you your majesty? The most beautiful girl we've ever seen!"
    "I AM NOT A GIRRLLL"
    ".... really?"
    that killed me ☠️☠️

    • @adamjustadam
      @adamjustadam Год назад +121

      I love how Dipper and Mabel told the gnomes that Gideon was a girl 🤣💀

    • @theiceplazmafoxy3637
      @theiceplazmafoxy3637 Год назад +12

      ​@@adamjustadamLmao I forgot that line😂

    • @cesarv7685
      @cesarv7685 Год назад +17

      To be fair, he sounds like one. Lmao

    • @adamjustadam
      @adamjustadam Год назад +6

      @@cesarv7685Yes, yes he does 😂

    • @conlannichols6989
      @conlannichols6989 10 месяцев назад +5

      As I was reading the comments, I started reading this one and then the line happened

  • @darkspedicey1418
    @darkspedicey1418 2 года назад +910

    Bill is the best Disney villain. Change my mind

    • @QuestionMARK618
      @QuestionMARK618  2 года назад +104

      I cant man I cant

    • @_tonyvera
      @_tonyvera 2 года назад +114

      I can. He’s not the best Disney Villain, he’s the best villain ever.

    • @darkspedicey1418
      @darkspedicey1418 2 года назад +24

      @@_tonyvera oh, you right

    • @_tonyvera
      @_tonyvera 2 года назад +11

      @@darkspedicey1418 Aren’t I always ?

    • @zanderhanna2596
      @zanderhanna2596 2 года назад +34

      @@_tonyvera between him and doof tho. Wich is weird cause doof spells food backwards

  • @littlemissrips
    @littlemissrips 9 месяцев назад +9

    "IM GIVING NONE OF THIS TO CHARITY"
    I'm dying-

  • @lukasholtkamp7614
    @lukasholtkamp7614 2 года назад +254

    All of those lines are iconic, but I still most appreciate "Road safety laws... prepare to be ignored!" for some reason

  • @sakshamsinghyt
    @sakshamsinghyt 2 года назад +348

    "I have seen the face of beauty".

  • @alexg0719
    @alexg0719 Год назад +53

    3:20 exactly what girls do

  • @honest_126
    @honest_126 2 года назад +132

    The final "I'll. Be. Watchinnnng youuuuu," is way creepier when you realize he faces the screen. He does it on purpose and that is terrifying.

  • @cobaltprime9467
    @cobaltprime9467 2 года назад +249

    “I’m giving none of this to charity!”
    Stan has the best lines.

  • @SP00PYSP00KZ
    @SP00PYSP00KZ 4 месяца назад +17

    3:06 probably my favourite line in the whole entire series

  • @angel_dude2.049
    @angel_dude2.049 2 года назад +350

    Bill: Especially the fat one
    Soos: *He’s talking about you*
    1:45

  • @VicSKwan
    @VicSKwan 2 года назад +293

    1:06 The fact that guns are mentioned on this Disney show surprises me

    • @complexclamps-_-7530
      @complexclamps-_-7530 2 года назад +31

      We have ghosts demons and gnomes and a evil triangle demon

    • @VicSKwan
      @VicSKwan 2 года назад +19

      @Girl that burns orphans cutely (joke) Grunkle Stan would openly use his gun and would also be seen actually robbing places with said gun

    • @outlawjoe5447
      @outlawjoe5447 2 года назад +7

      Kids know what Guns are

    • @salamiaddict76
      @salamiaddict76 4 месяца назад

      Guns are also mentions in Big City Greens

  • @nickyweiss348
    @nickyweiss348 Год назад +73

    3:59 i synchronized with bill at the i'll be watching you

  • @saravelasco5807
    @saravelasco5807 2 года назад +311

    If you think about it, Bill Cipher is one of the most quotable because people are trying to figure out the sense behind his madness. Everyone else is because they are shocking, relatable, or funny. 😇

  • @_the_n0mad_344
    @_the_n0mad_344 2 года назад +119

    "ROAD SAFTY LAWS PREPARE TO BE IGNORED". My favorite quote ever

  • @adrian-ik3te
    @adrian-ik3te Месяц назад +4

    2:07 i love how the twins looks really traumatized

  • @ambroseexe
    @ambroseexe 2 года назад +291

    “MY LIGHT”
    “You’re the light of my life too, pal.”
    * SLAM *
    I always cry at that one

  • @dungusglumbus9946
    @dungusglumbus9946 2 года назад +325

    This show still makes me laugh. I’m 20 years old and I still laugh when Stan says ‘burn the child’ 😂

    • @xtro9296
      @xtro9296 Год назад +3

      Same here, love this show.

    • @subbtopp
      @subbtopp Год назад

      maybe you should speak to some one about that.

    • @AngryAlfonse
      @AngryAlfonse 9 месяцев назад

      I just now realized... I think that quote may have been mocking Alex Jones saying "CORRUPT THEM ALL. DESTROY THE CHILD." Oh my god...

    • @Punz18
      @Punz18 9 месяцев назад

      Bro, it'll still make you laugh at 30 I guarantee it.

  • @conspicuous.8163
    @conspicuous.8163 3 месяца назад +3

    Sometimes I forget how iconic this show really is 😩
    The Book of Bill DEFINITELY helped to give me that reminder.

  • @pineapplehead8964
    @pineapplehead8964 2 года назад +400

    0:49 “darn beautiful men!....always..eat-eating out of my trash..WAIT WAT!!?”
    IM CRYING I DONT REMEMBER THIS LINE 💀💀💀

    • @Viper_1243
      @Viper_1243 7 месяцев назад +8

      I think it was in the outro/credits scene at the end

    • @Delaynaanimatesstuff
      @Delaynaanimatesstuff 7 месяцев назад +7

      It was in the end of an episode lol

  • @thewolfofgallifrey5961
    @thewolfofgallifrey5961 2 года назад +679

    "Your wax figures turned out to be evil, so we fought them to the death."
    "I decapitated Larry King."
    "GAH! HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES! Wait...I'm alone...I can swear for real! (inhale) SON OF A--"
    (Dipper stops the tape)

    • @Joetino
      @Joetino 2 года назад +38

      I love how Stan acknowledges that he is in a kids show

    • @imjustagirl1611
      @imjustagirl1611 2 года назад +4

      there is a meme someone made of a funny dipper face and limenade did it plus it’s said *INHALE* $hut up you hot Belgian waffle

    • @Joetino
      @Joetino 2 года назад +2

      @@imjustagirl1611 Limenade is slowly becoming less Daily memes and more like Emkay

    • @imjustagirl1611
      @imjustagirl1611 2 года назад

      @@Joetino it’s sad cuz he’s a bud memer

    • @Joetino
      @Joetino 2 года назад

      @@imjustagirl1611 Oh yeah… he partnered with Memenade

  • @xxangixx2245
    @xxangixx2245 5 месяцев назад +7

    'Miss, why did you burn that child?'
    'grunkle Stan told me tho'
    'but its illegal'
    'no it's not, there weren't any cops around'

  • @nerdyartist3239
    @nerdyartist3239 2 года назад +181

    “Yes yes..Burn the child…”
    That’s gotta be one of my favorite Grunkle Stan Quotes 😂

  • @Enchiwadas
    @Enchiwadas 2 года назад +1881

    Remember Kids
    “When there’s no cops around, anything is Legal”
    -Stanly Pines
    Thanks for the likes Stan
    OH and also you guys😀

    • @bubblemonkeys
      @bubblemonkeys 2 года назад +3

      I thought he was stanford

    • @codevhorriblesolutionsgami7102
      @codevhorriblesolutionsgami7102 2 года назад +10

      @@bubblemonkeys no stanford is is lost twin he stole the name

    • @bubblemonkeys
      @bubblemonkeys 2 года назад +1

      @@codevhorriblesolutionsgami7102 I see.

    • @beryljadloc3165
      @beryljadloc3165 2 года назад +2

      What's happening here cd

    • @arthurmartin4616
      @arthurmartin4616 2 года назад +4

      @@bubblemonkeys He went by Stanford for a while to pass as him, but gave the name back once Ford actually showed up.

  • @Ejz1988
    @Ejz1988 Год назад +11

    "Remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!!" - Bill Cypher

    • @solarflames7721
      @solarflames7721 3 месяца назад +1

      “You’ve been buying gold, right?” - Stanley Pines

    • @ernestitorant_yt
      @ernestitorant_yt 25 дней назад +1

      egassem sdrawkcab, egassem sdrawkcab, egassem sdrawkcab, egassem sdrawkcab!

  • @coyotix
    @coyotix 2 года назад +87

    "Dude, you lost me."
    "I know.."
    THAT LINE HITS SO FUCKING HARD

  • @maggiefrentheway4838
    @maggiefrentheway4838 2 года назад +107

    "Can I have my hands back now? I have a surtant gesture I'd like to share with you." - Grunkle Stan

    • @Dip7man
      @Dip7man Год назад +8

      it’s things like that that makes you realize all the adult jokes in shows like this

  • @NicholasWoods1983
    @NicholasWoods1983 4 месяца назад +8

    "YOU CAN RUN BUT I'LL STILL BE IN YOUR NIGHTMARE"

  • @KegOfMeat
    @KegOfMeat 2 года назад +3964

    “My ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!”
    Thanks for all the likes holy shit.

    • @YouCann0tSeeMe
      @YouCann0tSeeMe 2 года назад +170

      but her aim is getting better!

    • @ahaririguy
      @ahaririguy 2 года назад +146

      BuT hEr AiM iS gEtTiNg BeTtEr!!!

    • @Ckru785
      @Ckru785 2 года назад +72

      Butter aim is getting BeTr

    • @CoolerMike
      @CoolerMike 2 года назад +187

      "You see it's funny because marriage is terrible"

    • @kaylabattle9532
      @kaylabattle9532 2 года назад +17

      I still don’t get the joke

  • @Deconstruction_Administrator
    @Deconstruction_Administrator 2 года назад +158

    "Finally, a good reason to punch a teenager in the face!"
    Best line ever!!!

  • @yourlittlehoneybee
    @yourlittlehoneybee 2 месяца назад +3

    "Grunkle stan, are you wearing a blindfold?"
    "Nah, but with these cataracts I might as well be. What is that, a woodpecker?"
    *CRASH*

  • @SolarEclipse-po7iu
    @SolarEclipse-po7iu 2 года назад +1280

    Some of my favorite Stan lines:
    "There are no cops in the forest. We take this to our graves."
    "OW! HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES! Wait, I'm alone. I can swear for real! **Inhale.** SON OF A-"
    "**Sees himself in the mirror.** AGH! Wait- Is this curse ugly or normal ugly?"
    "The plan is to just sit here and eat brown meat until we run out. Then I vote we eat the gnomes."

    • @_cam-
      @_cam- 2 года назад +37

      Stress (I think) makes them chewy

    • @petSyeciD
      @petSyeciD 2 года назад

      "Yes, burn the child"

    • @tobas6129
      @tobas6129 2 года назад +30

      "HEY! IM SHORT, NOT DEAF."

    • @rafaelbarrerafernandez5932
      @rafaelbarrerafernandez5932 2 года назад +8

      Iconic lines

    • @JabamiLain
      @JabamiLain 2 года назад +10

      @@tobas6129 "Sh ! Sh ! Stress makes the flesh hard.".

  • @izukumidoriya924
    @izukumidoriya924 2 года назад +102

    1:39 No amount of therapy will ever make that right

  • @annigram
    @annigram 2 месяца назад +2

    “we’ll never forget you mabel, because we’re gonna kidnap you” is a hidden gem and i’m tired of acting like it isn’t

  • @bluueorb
    @bluueorb 2 года назад +95

    0:50 "Darn beautiful men"
    That's definitely......fruity

  • @iluvcheezburger
    @iluvcheezburger 2 года назад +658

    3:40 “So I’m gonna let you kids off the hook,you might come in handy later. 𝘉𝘜𝘛 𝘒𝘕𝘖𝘞 𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚..
    A̷͙ͭͫ̕ D̶͔̭̪̻A̷͙ͭͫ̕R͉̜̎͡͠K͕͓͌̎̾N̺̻̔̆ͅḚͭ̉̇͟S̵̙͕̀̃S̵̙͕̀̃ A̷͙ͭͫ̕P̧͕̒̊͘P̧͕̒̊͘R͉̜̎͡͠O̖̼ͩ͌͐A̷͙ͭͫ̕C̵͉͋̔͞Hͥ̽ͣ̃̔Ḛͭ̉̇͟S̵̙͕̀̃,A̷͙ͭͫ̕ D̶͔̭̪̻A̷͙ͭͫ̕Ỵ̛̖͋͢ W̯ͤ̾ͣ͝I̍̅̀̎̊L̸̖̽̌͂L̸̖̽̌͂ C̵͉͋̔͞O̖̼ͩ͌͐M͉̅ͮ͒ͤḚͭ̉̇͟ I̍̅̀̎̊N̺̻̔̆ͅ T̨͈͗̌ͥHͥ̽ͣ̃̔Ḛͭ̉̇͟ F̘͍͖ͫ͘U̠҉̷̙ͦT̨͈͗̌ͥU̠҉̷̙ͦR͉̜̎͡͠Ḛͭ̉̇͟ W̯ͤ̾ͣ͝Hͥ̽ͣ̃̔Ḛͭ̉̇͟R͉̜̎͡͠Ḛͭ̉̇͟ Ḛͭ̉̇͟V̘̪͆̂̅Ḛͭ̉̇͟R͉̜̎͡͠Ỵ̛̖͋͢T̨͈͗̌ͥHͥ̽ͣ̃̔I̍̅̀̎̊N̺̻̔̆ͅG̩̱ͩ̏͜ Ỵ̛̖͋͢O̖̼ͩ͌͐U̠҉̷̙ͦ C̵͉͋̔͞A̷͙ͭͫ̕R͉̜̎͡͠Ḛͭ̉̇͟ A̷͙ͭͫ̕B̩͎͍̾ͅO̖̼ͩ͌͐U̠҉̷̙ͦT̨͈͗̌ͥ W̯ͤ̾ͣ͝I̍̅̀̎̊L̸̖̽̌͂L̸̖̽̌͂ C̵͉͋̔͞Hͥ̽ͣ̃̔A̷͙ͭͫ̕N̺̻̔̆ͅG̩̱ͩ̏͜Ḛͭ̉̇͟.
    𝒰𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝐼’𝓁𝓁 𝒷𝑒 𝓌𝒶𝓉𝒸𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓎𝑜𝓊!
    I̶’L̶L̶ B̶E̶ W̶A̶T̶C̶H̶I̶N̶G̶ Y̶O̶U̶U̶U̶..”

  • @Siegfriedneo
    @Siegfriedneo 9 месяцев назад +3

    “The apocalypse is coming soon” god the foreshadowing

  • @pineapplesauce6509
    @pineapplesauce6509 2 года назад +67

    i was sorta disappointed to not have the "we put the FUN in no reFUNds" line in here, but these are so iconic fdsfds

    • @QuestionMARK618
      @QuestionMARK618  2 года назад +9

      You know there can be a Part 2, in that video I can put every quote I missed out and I'll keep the quote you had in mind.

  • @aryapande9713
    @aryapande9713 2 года назад +64

    “Hey Achilles, nice job with the HEEL!”
    Probably one of my favorite quotes from the show

  • @plushbattle6673
    @plushbattle6673 Год назад +11

    This line lives in my head rent free 1:28

  • @leviathan8887
    @leviathan8887 2 года назад +98

    The fact that this show is 10 years old now is astounding

  • @Mumphler
    @Mumphler 2 года назад +439

    Alex Hirsch plays all of the best characters in the show
    Grunkle Stan
    Old Man McGuckett
    Soos
    And Bill

    • @draculgrozav
      @draculgrozav 2 года назад +3

      Yes!

    • @dynamicender
      @dynamicender 2 года назад +25

      My favourite is "YOU CAN RUN BUT I'LL STILL BE IN YOUR NIGHTMARES" it just always seems to make me smile

    • @santosic
      @santosic 2 года назад +31

      His range is amazing. All of them sound different from each other, so much so new reactors take a while to pick up on that fact 😛

    • @zanderhanna2596
      @zanderhanna2596 2 года назад +2

      @@dynamicender what ab the gonmes?

    • @sukiniang8653
      @sukiniang8653 2 года назад +23

      “So what role are you applying for”
      Alex: “The entire cast”

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 2 месяца назад +4

    Stan is such a icon, someone to look up to

  • @Red-Wolf-Ben
    @Red-Wolf-Ben 2 года назад +64

    "You're gonna have to take that belt off for the ride. One of the tools could fly off and fix something." Soos 😂🤣