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  • @leslieking9657
    @leslieking9657 4 года назад +540

    “Jackie Chan”
    “I could have laid a giraffe” 😆😆😆

  • @ThePasta666
    @ThePasta666 8 лет назад +326

    2:26 I always heard there's a bathroom on the right

    • @Savikelle
      @Savikelle 5 лет назад +3

      Same

    • @beastmanyt4044
      @beastmanyt4044 5 лет назад +3

      Same here xD

    • @KlasR82
      @KlasR82 4 года назад +5

      On the live-album "Premonition" he actually sings that in the last verse :)

    • @AuziTHEWill
      @AuziTHEWill 4 года назад +2

      ThePasta666 I hear bathmoon on the right

    • @maithemeifwa1376
      @maithemeifwa1376 4 года назад +1

      Same

  • @94popart
    @94popart 10 лет назад +302

    'invisible dog shit'' lmao! really funny cos I love listening to genesis XD

    • @izzythetrashposter5710
      @izzythetrashposter5710 5 лет назад +3

      Coldplay profile picture?

    • @mz6144
      @mz6144 4 года назад +2

      Nice profile picture! AFOD was a great album!

    • @los_reyes9517
      @los_reyes9517 4 года назад

      Monica Zambo but nothing beats the beauty of Parachutes

    • @Godteam3
      @Godteam3 3 года назад +1

      yes you've heard of invisible fences and invisible people but for the very first time right here you now have heard of the song invisible dog shit lol, now that's what I want to do for april fool's day this year lol...say and point somewhere and say "Look invisible dog shit" and sing that song lol

    • @fablife5603
      @fablife5603 Год назад

      Great

  • @xxhalfemptyxx7713
    @xxhalfemptyxx7713 4 года назад +206

    " she was a fax machine she kept her modem clean" lol

  • @dupersuper6516
    @dupersuper6516 4 года назад +99

    *_"DREAMS OF WAR DREAMS OF LARS DREAMS OF DRAGONS FIRE AND OF BAKED APPLE PIE"_*

    • @thiccochet
      @thiccochet 4 года назад +5

      Other bangers by Metallica: "We're ready to kill our drummer" - No Remorse
      "Replace my blood with gasoline" - Fuel

    • @darthplagueis13
      @darthplagueis13 4 года назад +1

      @@thiccochet Dang, what'd that drummer do to deserve it?

    • @thiccochet
      @thiccochet 4 года назад +4

      @@darthplagueis13 St. Anger

    • @Darkko88
      @Darkko88 2 года назад +1

      @@darthplagueis13 Being Lars Ulrich

    • @alexolds9840
      @alexolds9840 Год назад +1

      GIMME FOOD, GIMME FRIES, GIMME SALAD ON THE SIDE!

  • @alicialabelle919
    @alicialabelle919 10 лет назад +167

    I died at the digimon garlic champions

  • @zeetaschnoor8928
    @zeetaschnoor8928 5 лет назад +68

    “Invisible dog shit” is my fav

  • @I_Love_The_Titanic
    @I_Love_The_Titanic Год назад +9

    "Scare a moose, scare a moose" Got me hearing that for days and nights and I've been chuckling off

  • @letswastejayce_5764
    @letswastejayce_5764 4 года назад +126

    2:10 I'll never hear Enter Sandman normally again.

    • @dominikweber4305
      @dominikweber4305 4 года назад +7

      I always heard baked apple pie and never knew what it actuallyy means

    • @GodsArtGallery111
      @GodsArtGallery111 3 года назад +3

      I never heard it normally ever.

  • @manutdlists2442
    @manutdlists2442 4 года назад +166

    "Must be talking to a ninja"
    Next song:
    "Secret Asian man"
    Uncanny

    • @MashedPotatoInMyShoe
      @MashedPotatoInMyShoe 4 года назад +6

      Lmfao

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv 3 года назад +6

      Except no one ever thought that.

    • @Yournansaman
      @Yournansaman 2 года назад +4

      Was someone’s girlfriend cheating on them with a ninja or something

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 3 месяца назад

      there's a bathroom on the right

  • @glitter_rose8887
    @glitter_rose8887 4 года назад +120

    “RED RED WINE, STEAK LOBSTER MEAT” HOLY SHIT THAT’S GREAT 🤣👏

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv 3 года назад +2

      No one ever thought that

  • @tristangianelli
    @tristangianelli 10 лет назад +85

    That "secret agent man" song is what I used to think it said!!!!

    • @rabnadskubla8594
      @rabnadskubla8594 10 лет назад +7

      Me too!
      I guess "The Spy next door" played on that misheard lyric, by casting Jackie Chan to be the "Secret asian man."

    • @tristangianelli
      @tristangianelli 10 лет назад

      lol!

    • @stephenwright8824
      @stephenwright8824 4 года назад

      +Tristan That's because you have the correct lyric.

  • @milamnwalker4801
    @milamnwalker4801 4 года назад +38

    “Bald-headed woman” had me literally laughing out loud!! 😂

    • @lunarsoliloquy
      @lunarsoliloquy 2 года назад +1

      That’s what I thought he was singing when I was little

    • @alexolds9840
      @alexolds9840 Год назад

      I mean, if that's what you're into, I ain't gonna judge.

    • @hissatsu4937
      @hissatsu4937 Год назад

      @@alexolds9840 Will Smith is into that

    • @alexolds9840
      @alexolds9840 Год назад

      @@hissatsu4937 True lol.

    • @dariussaavedra8062
      @dariussaavedra8062 10 месяцев назад

      It's pronounced More Than A Woman you doofus. 😑🙄🙄😑😑🙄😑😑😑🙄😑😑😑🙄😑😑🙄🙄😑🙄🙄🙄🙄

  • @felwinterslie8223
    @felwinterslie8223 4 года назад +42

    2:10 burn this for the sake of all Metallica fans please

    • @signs4407
      @signs4407 4 года назад +5

      I still only hear and the things that will bite

  • @ericanimates105
    @ericanimates105 4 года назад +89

    "mating is better by working together"
    I mean they're not wrong.

    • @justynazujko7892
      @justynazujko7892 3 года назад +7

      I still am not interested in it

    • @cha_hoe
      @cha_hoe 2 года назад

      @@justynazujko7892 😂!

  • @Nothavinit00
    @Nothavinit00 6 лет назад +53

    The misheard lyrics of Arthur's theme was hilarious and funnily true. Lol

  • @enbyfrogz6766
    @enbyfrogz6766 4 года назад +38

    3:27 the mechanic trying to tell u whats wrong with ur car

  • @thetoptige8014
    @thetoptige8014 4 года назад +40

    I can’t be the only one who thought that Led Zeppelin was singing Kool aid this whole time

    • @CC--hs1ur
      @CC--hs1ur 4 года назад +2

      You're not. For a while a sung that

  • @amandabaker8956
    @amandabaker8956 3 года назад +21

    “And hamsters turn all freak with me”
    “She hides like a child but she’s a weasel woman to me”
    My favs 🤣

  • @mollyelizabeth8229
    @mollyelizabeth8229 6 лет назад +66

    what does a baked apple pie have to do with war liars and dragons fire

    • @denos1699
      @denos1699 4 года назад +6

      Everything

    • @Soft_fangs
      @Soft_fangs 4 года назад +13

      They needed a snack

    • @TH-ds2yx
      @TH-ds2yx 4 года назад +7

      All the things that make America great

    • @darthplagueis13
      @darthplagueis13 4 года назад +2

      @@TH-ds2yx I didn't know america had dragons fire.

    • @TH-ds2yx
      @TH-ds2yx 4 года назад +1

      @@darthplagueis13 Yes, shotgun rounds, look them up

  • @94popart
    @94popart 9 лет назад +38

    4:18 this was stuck in my head for a whole week

  • @gn3101
    @gn3101 4 года назад +70

    Bald-headed woman""" bald headed woman to me""" LOLOLOL

    • @languid-4535
      @languid-4535 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @originaluseername
      @originaluseername 4 года назад +1

      YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PUT THE QUOTATION MARKS ON EACH SIDE OF THE QUOTE, NOT ON THE GODDAMN VERY RIGHT, DUMBASS!!

  • @jimmyhuesandthehouserocker1069
    @jimmyhuesandthehouserocker1069 3 года назад +9

    In Every Breath You Take, it sounds exactly like he sings, "I'm a pool hall ace," and this seems an interesting line what fits the song. What he really says is, "How my poor heart aches."

  • @miyabimiyano9455
    @miyabimiyano9455 4 года назад +20

    2: 20 Chiken tikka tell me what' s wrong. 😂😂😂😂

    • @z01nk3r5
      @z01nk3r5 3 года назад

      I’ll never hear chiquitita the same again

  • @petergarami8504
    @petergarami8504 4 года назад +8

    1:21 "and the hamsters turn all freak with me" is "At The Zoo" by Simon&Garfunkel
    It goes "And the hamsters turn on frequently"

  • @axelwulf6220
    @axelwulf6220 4 года назад +27

    Yeah
    James Hetfield is a little difficult to follow with that gutteral growl he does

  • @cafeteriacat869
    @cafeteriacat869 9 лет назад +44

    DIGIMON GARLIC CHAMPIONS

  • @kyleehoerner7920
    @kyleehoerner7920 4 года назад +15

    There’s a bathroom on the right
    Hold me closer tony danza

  • @chronicrandomness8092
    @chronicrandomness8092 5 лет назад +20

    1:43 nooooooo whyyyyyyyy

    • @randomnessrules4971
      @randomnessrules4971 3 года назад +1

      Hello, Chronic Randomness. Did you know that it rules?

  • @funkyfabulous6090
    @funkyfabulous6090 9 лет назад +26

    ''I'm not talking about the linen'' XD

  • @darthplagueis13
    @darthplagueis13 4 года назад +6

    "I could have laid a giraffe" sounds like the kind of thing that a friend would mention whilst really drunk without ever providing any context or later going as far as to acknowledge they said it, leaving you wonder about the story behind it...

  • @AaronC143
    @AaronC143 Год назад +1

    "She seems to have invisible dog s**t!" LMBO 🤣🤣

    • @Bartman1989-i2z
      @Bartman1989-i2z 23 дня назад

      I can imagine Phil Collins singing that. 😂

  • @holabuenas7200
    @holabuenas7200 3 года назад +2

    Several of my favorite bands are here and I love it

  • @AlastorTheNPDemon
    @AlastorTheNPDemon 4 года назад +10

    Remember, if you want to survive, *flash him those thunder thighs!*

    • @jae6722
      @jae6722 4 месяца назад

      Lol, Queen never said that. The correct lyrics to the song "Seven Seas of Rhye" are "By flash and thunder fire, I'll survive"

  • @kathrynpitt4973
    @kathrynpitt4973 4 года назад +18

    "She's always a weasel" dead

  • @Midwinter_Snow
    @Midwinter_Snow 10 лет назад +22

    Chicken Tika tell meee what's wrooong.

  • @Mutatedordinary
    @Mutatedordinary 4 года назад +12

    I believe in the king of Kong...It actually sounds like the real lyric!

  • @Space64
    @Space64 4 года назад +18

    3:35 got me so much because of my hatred for this song

  • @flarearrowwood
    @flarearrowwood 4 года назад +3

    "Secret Asian Man". A classic.

  • @AlexGNR
    @AlexGNR 4 года назад +7

    1:34 I believe in Godzilla indeed
    "I believe in the king of Kong"
    This can only get worse...

  • @kara1530
    @kara1530 4 года назад +5

    “I’ll flash him thunder thigh and I’ll survive” lmaoooo

  • @NellieIsTired
    @NellieIsTired 3 года назад +6

    "Digimon Garlic Champions"
    "You Need Kool-Aid"
    "And a baked apple pie"
    "Chicken Tikka"
    "There's whiskey in the Gyro"
    "Steak, Lobster, Meat"
    These made me hungry

  • @pjs1175
    @pjs1175 3 года назад +9

    "scare a moose, scare a moose" omg i can't😂

  • @sylviaexley9642
    @sylviaexley9642 Год назад +1

    "Dreams of... a baked apple pie"...lol!

  • @cassidyfranklin8085
    @cassidyfranklin8085 11 лет назад +31

    Secret asian man XD LOL

    • @keendall0985
      @keendall0985 4 года назад

      That's frickin racist

    • @kkow27
      @kkow27 4 года назад

      Alastors cool guy clone 2021 literally how it’s not

  • @101jir
    @101jir 7 лет назад +37

    0:26 I will never hear that song the same way again! Or 0:47 for that matter.
    And 1:46... a little forced but still o.0 .

  • @keithlowe1982
    @keithlowe1982 3 года назад +7

    Always remember to keep the modem clean on your fax machine (0:48)
    Nothing I hate more than a dirty modem

  • @thetoolbox112394
    @thetoolbox112394 10 лет назад +9

    "Norman's a woman to me!"

  • @LuckyBadger
    @LuckyBadger 3 года назад +3

    I'm hard of hearing, and these videos make me feel very validated. "See? I TOLD YOU THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID!"

  • @eruannacalathiel3990
    @eruannacalathiel3990 4 года назад +6

    LMAO she was a fax machine 😂😂😂

  • @xenomanxxxx6069
    @xenomanxxxx6069 3 года назад +3

    I’m Asian, but no one thinks that when they see me.
    Secret Asian man

  • @alexarutherford1137
    @alexarutherford1137 5 лет назад +15

    On the song that said invisible dog sh!t, I always heard invisible taco shell.

  • @roslynlake2555
    @roslynlake2555 4 года назад +3

    When it said "take a chance on me"
    "Jackie chan's on me'

  • @nnikaa3
    @nnikaa3 Год назад +3

    2:46 I HEARD THIS TOO I THIUGHT IT WAS THE LYRICS UNTIL I LOOKED IT UP A FEW DAYS AGO

  • @Brettwon1010
    @Brettwon1010 4 года назад +1

    I CANNOT unhear these

  • @samibeachboysandfullhousef8765
    @samibeachboysandfullhousef8765 4 года назад +3

    thanks for the arthur theme song that was my childhood

  • @Red_Salmond
    @Red_Salmond 10 лет назад +8

    that chicken thought

  • @hayanatassi9225
    @hayanatassi9225 9 лет назад +19

    LOL scare a moose scare a moose XD

  • @kingo_clubs9097
    @kingo_clubs9097 4 года назад +8

    You need Kool aid
    Baby I got Kool aid
    I'm gonna sit yeah
    Back to school aid

  • @endergirl1421
    @endergirl1421 4 года назад +4

    0:27
    This should be the new kool-aid ad

  • @sabrinatheautisticdoggo1062
    @sabrinatheautisticdoggo1062 4 года назад +5

    Names of songs???

  • @jesseboucher3236
    @jesseboucher3236 3 года назад +2

    Got to admit I grew up with digimon. I always thought they were saying digimon garlic champions as well. Lol

  • @tofu_revival
    @tofu_revival 4 года назад +4

    I'mma need a list of these songs

  • @brunobonizzi4403
    @brunobonizzi4403 4 года назад +3

    "Scare a moose" should be the official one 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @formerlymyself568
    @formerlymyself568 4 года назад +5

    Chicken tikka:
    Person: Chicken tikka tell me what's wrong

  • @dizzasterartist
    @dizzasterartist 4 года назад +4

    0:55
    When I can't find the mess my dog made in the living room:

  • @GodsArtGallery111
    @GodsArtGallery111 4 года назад

    *She Seems To Have some Invisible DoG Sh!T* That Had Me WHEEZING 😂😂😂😭

  • @samuelhernandez6813
    @samuelhernandez6813 2 года назад

    Aah the first song brought me back to when I use to watch Digimon

  • @mollyelizabeth8229
    @mollyelizabeth8229 6 лет назад +7

    what does a gyro have to with a jar

  • @enbyfrogz6766
    @enbyfrogz6766 4 года назад +4

    1:21 when gundham tanaka enters the room (or when he kills mechamaru)

    • @braedyndyerTV
      @braedyndyerTV 4 года назад

      Me õ_ò but they aren’t hamsters tho, they are the Four Dark Deva’s of Destruction! ;)

    • @enbyfrogz6766
      @enbyfrogz6766 4 года назад

      @@braedyndyerTV that is true, i apologize.

  • @onutube6392
    @onutube6392 4 года назад +2

    Didn't think I would hear smoking in the boys room.

  • @JAMESGamingLV2
    @JAMESGamingLV2 5 лет назад +15

    2:15
    And A Baked Apple Pay

  • @colonel_crackers6586
    @colonel_crackers6586 4 года назад +9

    "she seems to have invisible dog sh*t"
    Now I fear the next time I'll walk on the street.

  • @FedeXD1
    @FedeXD1 2 года назад +2

    "I don't wanna work
    I wanna bang and get drunk all day"
    -Every teenager's dream

  • @rjracoon2298
    @rjracoon2298 4 года назад +30

    "listening to the teacher while adjusting my bag" isn't misheard the song is Smoking in the Boys Room by Motly Crue and the chorus is "smoking the boys room because everybody knows that smoking ain't allowed in school"

    • @tyleryates8508
      @tyleryates8508 4 года назад +5

      RJ Racoon it’s “listening to the teacher rag just ain’t my bag”

    • @rjracoon2298
      @rjracoon2298 4 года назад +2

      @@tyleryates8508 you are correct

  • @msmoonbeam91
    @msmoonbeam91 4 года назад +2

    When my son was 3 or 4 he would sing secret agent man as secret Cajun man lol

  • @Twinklethefox9022
    @Twinklethefox9022 4 года назад +7

    At 0:51: wait .. so those aren't the lyrics?

  • @S3NNENHUND
    @S3NNENHUND 4 года назад +2

    "Jackie Chan" OMG IM DYING

  • @enbyfrogz6766
    @enbyfrogz6766 4 года назад +86

    2:44 person from wuhan sneaking around to spread coronavirus
    edit: holy crap guys. please stop this. I literally mentioned nothing about gacha life before you guys all mentioned it. I have been civil and kept my cool the entire time, not spamming caps at people and insulting them. Fine, I don't really care that you guys don't like gacha life. I just do this for fun, and I'm not hurting anyone. There's a lot of cringey communities out there, and there's nothing we can do about it. I'm not being abusive on youtube, wanting to attack people, or being rude. I'm just making art and trying to make people happy. I'm not doing this for money or clout or anything, I'm just doing what I love. Why are you attacking me because of this? I'm just enjoying life and trying to be happy, and I think you'd be happier not worrying about me either. And, everyone, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. I am just genuinely trying to be nice to everyone, but if you got offended, I apologize. I hope this doesn't make you too upest.
    edit 2: when I said random kid, I was referring to myself.

    • @UNOwen-yc3es
      @UNOwen-yc3es 4 года назад +3

      ^●ω●^
      *Wats dis?*

    • @lukasvavra2473
      @lukasvavra2473 4 года назад +5

      @@UNOwen-yc3es *notices ur bulge*

    • @usernameless3251
      @usernameless3251 4 года назад +8

      Gacha Life is not good

    • @oblivion2755
      @oblivion2755 4 года назад +2

      @@UNOwen-yc3es ugh don't spread the virus.

    • @Cox15
      @Cox15 4 года назад +1

      I SHOULD HAVE STAYED ON HOME TO PLAY THE NEW CALL OF DUTY THIS IS NOT TOO CASH MONEY

  • @arielruh7773
    @arielruh7773 3 года назад +1

    I can't unhear digital garlic champions

  • @Jay_SUBZ3R0
    @Jay_SUBZ3R0 Год назад

    “She seems to have invisible dog shit!”
    I couldn’t fucking breathe! 😂

  • @choirsofdeath
    @choirsofdeath 4 года назад +1

    And a baked apple pie
    - James Hetfield 1991

  • @sheilaok4621
    @sheilaok4621 5 лет назад +1

    Red red wine stay close to me that song's great.

  • @Sumitso
    @Sumitso 4 года назад +1

    There was a secret Asian man parody done for the Rush Limbaugh show tbh.

  • @lotz579
    @lotz579 3 года назад +2

    2:55 is my fav

  • @norahsteen25
    @norahsteen25 11 лет назад +8

    What song is 2:04?

  • @lynnhexler-haan3357
    @lynnhexler-haan3357 3 года назад

    UB40 Red red Wine....it will never be the same now....sob!

  • @logangreer001
    @logangreer001 4 года назад +2

    My mom thought it was "There's a bathroom on the right."

  • @d3c34t
    @d3c34t 2 года назад +1

    "I COULD HAVE LAID A GIRAFFE"

  • @rjkawrjahrsnjfddfdsfsodapi1840
    @rjkawrjahrsnjfddfdsfsodapi1840 4 года назад +3

    *AND A BAKED APPLE PIE* 🤟🤟

  • @louiehannigan7835
    @louiehannigan7835 3 года назад +1

    2:10 AND A BAKED APPLE PIEEE!!

  • @anxietycelery1732
    @anxietycelery1732 4 года назад +2

    3:00 I don't wanna work I just wanna bang on this mug all day.
    - Michael Scott

  • @mattfitch3460
    @mattfitch3460 Год назад

    "I'm not talkin bout the linen" 😀

  • @raptorinigamer1237
    @raptorinigamer1237 4 года назад +1

    And here we're assembled, 8 years later, because of the RUclips algorithm.

  • @ashmenser7959
    @ashmenser7959 4 года назад +2

    Mmm Metallica baked Apple pie.

  • @atriyakoller136
    @atriyakoller136 2 года назад +1

    Am I the only one who heard "digimon mustard" in the first one?
    Pairs well with garlic champions...

  • @RedfishCarolina
    @RedfishCarolina 2 месяца назад

    Imagine the luck, your only superpower is invisible dog shit, and Genesis does a song about it.

  • @aporue5893
    @aporue5893 3 месяца назад

    now I hear ''there's whiskey in the jungle.''

  • @FistfulOfCourage
    @FistfulOfCourage 2 года назад +1

    1:28 Good job, mixing U2 music with the MonsterVerse.

  • @angelinaballerina742
    @angelinaballerina742 12 дней назад

    2:53 they just ruined my all time favourite song