A collection of misheard lyrics - The sequel

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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2024

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  • @sophiaperez9624
    @sophiaperez9624 10 лет назад +325

    Im insane at the sound of Microsoft!

    • @rachaelk7866
      @rachaelk7866 9 лет назад +4

      +Sophia Perez esp when we all used to be on dialup :D and internet explorer .. explains alot lol

    • @EchelonCookie96
      @EchelonCookie96 8 лет назад +3

      +Melmac98 Thank goodness I have a Mac.

    • @denyraw
      @denyraw 4 года назад +1

      **error sound*

    • @StingnB
      @StingnB 4 года назад

      LMFAO genius

    • @mariea82
      @mariea82 4 года назад

      Sophia Perez me too!

  • @subkontrabasklarinet
    @subkontrabasklarinet 9 лет назад +254

    When you don't know the actual lyrics, you can't hear there anything else but those "misheard" ones.

  • @artea2930
    @artea2930 8 лет назад +81

    "My loneliness is giving me head lice" LOOOOOL

  • @Lachie66
    @Lachie66 4 года назад +78

    No one:
    Tony Stark to the Avengers: “A battlefield! Better go and get shawarma!”

    • @ethanp1348
      @ethanp1348 3 года назад +3

      I thought that Djebz was making a reference, but this video came out before Avengers, lol

    • @westerfrost3701
      @westerfrost3701 3 года назад +1

      Lol!

    • @melissacooper8724
      @melissacooper8724 Год назад

      I thought it sounded like "go and get your armor".

  • @bigbaldin
    @bigbaldin 14 лет назад +42

    "Jump in my painted windows, wanna see my asshole"
    I'm laughing so hard

  • @KhanGarth
    @KhanGarth 8 лет назад +107

    brb, going to shave Bob.

  • @Emma-pb5is
    @Emma-pb5is 8 лет назад +26

    "You better shave Bob"... that killed me XD

  • @Djebz
    @Djebz  11 лет назад +57

    The correct lyrics for "I'm yours" are:
    "Well, you done done me,
    and you bet I felt it,
    I tried to be chill,
    but you're so hot that I melted."
    Thank you, come again ;)

    • @Yelisey_24
      @Yelisey_24 4 года назад +1

      Im almost 20and have been singing it all wrong my whole life up until now... Glad i learned something before i die to coronavirus :)

  • @kellybunnich4960
    @kellybunnich4960 5 лет назад +20

    "Whooa I gotta poo right now"

  • @japunaka
    @japunaka 3 года назад +15

    0:16 I always understood "I'm insane at the song of my croissant!"

    • @japunaka
      @japunaka 3 года назад

      @Samantha Reilly😅

  • @mikesherrick4759
    @mikesherrick4759 11 лет назад +53

    I have a suggestion. Bad Moon Rising....
    THERES A BATHROOM ON THE RIGHT

    • @DwarfDragonwulf
      @DwarfDragonwulf 11 лет назад +6

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @jo-jowei6147
      @jo-jowei6147 5 лет назад +5

      I think I heard a comedian talk about that one. He said that he heard it as "There's a baboon on the right".

  • @CraftBelgium
    @CraftBelgium 9 лет назад +44

    the end song: your lipstick STINKS!!!

    • @luaking84
      @luaking84 8 лет назад

      +Thibo De Volder damn I was about to comment that and saw yours. upvoted.

    • @yoshispongegirl
      @yoshispongegirl 8 лет назад

      Of course. Lol

    • @fsl1323
      @fsl1323 7 лет назад +2

      on the front about my left side brains

    • @wolfphantom9256
      @wolfphantom9256 3 года назад

      Dang I was gonna do that.

  • @StingnB
    @StingnB 4 года назад +17

    1:52 I never knew that he says "children hurt, can you hear them crying?"
    I always heard like: children hurting and they're crying
    2:00 "that's actually correct" - I pondered. Wow

    • @Flamingbro69
      @Flamingbro69 3 года назад

      The actual line at 2:00 was “I tried to be chill”

  • @Ashebrethafe
    @Ashebrethafe 10 лет назад +2

    +Samuraj Smith The line Jason Mraz wrote was "I tried to _be chill_ but you're so hot that I melted", although it looks like several other artists who covered the song sang it as "beat you".

  • @MsSisi9898
    @MsSisi9898 13 лет назад +53

    "I'M INSANE AT THE SOUND OF THE MICROSOFT" THATS'S A GOOD ONE! REALLY CREATIVE YOU GUYS, DON'T YOU THINK THE SAME?

    • @castorsdoodliez
      @castorsdoodliez 3 года назад

      same lmao

    • @epicfootballtom1264
      @epicfootballtom1264 2 года назад

      Problem is you can't understand what's actually being said in the damn song

    • @donovanlocust1106
      @donovanlocust1106 2 года назад

      @@epicfootballtom1264 it's a sample of Wanna Be Startin' Something by Michael Jackson.

    • @epicfootballtom1264
      @epicfootballtom1264 2 года назад

      Even in that song I can't understand whats being said

    • @josephdavis9234
      @josephdavis9234 2 года назад

      @@epicfootballtom1264 Imma say it one more time, I'm not gonna stop.

  • @jtwarnick1528
    @jtwarnick1528 8 лет назад +26

    You better shave Bob. I love that song and this just made it better for me

  • @0DRONZER
    @0DRONZER 4 года назад +57

    "i'm insane at the sound of microsoft"

    • @Yellowpick10
      @Yellowpick10 4 года назад +3

      Get a Microsoft.

    • @test-ru2jo
      @test-ru2jo 3 года назад +2

      With Miscrosoft 3.1, Buy yours at Woolworth

  • @cidaschwatzer7542
    @cidaschwatzer7542 4 года назад +48

    Here in Brasil, in Portuguese, that "Please don't stop the music", the part "I'm insane at the sound of Microsoft" sounds like "I didn't have lunch, I'm going to have lunch, let's go to lunch"
    No kidding! 🤣

  • @Sheepyhead
    @Sheepyhead 14 лет назад +10

    I still love the Disturbed one with "deflower" :3

  • @victorvance2573
    @victorvance2573 3 года назад +14

    2:14 is actually heartwarming! His girlfriend sadly lost one boob because of breastcancer and he shows her that he is still sexually attracted to hear.

  • @tleafwolf7675
    @tleafwolf7675 Год назад +1

    I started to hear the "I'm insane at the sound of Microsoft" but then it turned into me hearing "I'm insane at the sound of my croissant"😂

  • @astadnik108
    @astadnik108 13 лет назад +4

    In "You Gotta Know" by Alanis Morisette, she clearly sings, "And the cross eyed bear that you gave to me..." And while we're at it, in the Offspring's "Come Out and Play", the chorus sounds like, "Drink your milk - you gotta keep 'em separated".

  • @Caroasw
    @Caroasw 13 лет назад +3

    "You better shave Bob, cause I need a man!" Hahahahhaha

  • @jaylexco98
    @jaylexco98 13 лет назад +2

    LMFAO ''i saved ! a pie nothing can touch me! '' i died of laughter

  • @pjs1175
    @pjs1175 3 года назад +4

    2:21 the first time I heard it I thought he sang "your lipstick stings". I'm rolling on the floor rn

  • @emilythezeldafan848
    @emilythezeldafan848 Год назад +1

    "You better go and get shwarma!" Reminds me of The Avengers, XD

  • @Djebz
    @Djebz  13 лет назад +3

    @Omfgghost The outro song is: Train - "Hey, soul sister" :)

  • @diamondpenguinz2896
    @diamondpenguinz2896 9 лет назад +6

    With Jordan Sparks' song, I seriously used to think it was "get chur uncle"

  • @MercuryAlphaInc
    @MercuryAlphaInc 12 лет назад +1

    A battlefield! You better go and get Shawarma!
    Tony Stark: Don't mind if we do!

  • @MultiPahis
    @MultiPahis 14 лет назад +1

    omg im finnish and i'll thank god you made one of lordi xD and it's genius!

  • @melissacooper8724
    @melissacooper8724 Год назад +1

    "I'm down here in Mexico sick as a dog. My head is pounding in this border town fog. Down to my last dime and coming apart at the seams.I'm messed up in Mexico living on refried beans."

  • @ellieflaggirl934
    @ellieflaggirl934 6 месяцев назад +1

    My favourite is “I saved a pie, nothing can touch me” KEKW 😂😂😂

  • @izziredhead
    @izziredhead 14 лет назад

    Oh that Chris Brown is brilliant!!!! & the headlice ;-)
    Keep doing these, they crack me up :-)

  • @Nickelback2019
    @Nickelback2019 5 лет назад +1

    1- well then
    2- 😆
    3- huh?
    4- what?
    5- nice😂
    6- well that's the tea
    7- sure
    8- I seriously heard this the 1st time I listened to this song
    9-no comment
    10- no comment
    11- no comment
    12- no
    13- no comment
    14- just no
    15- well
    16- no
    17- lol
    18- perverts

  • @WheresTheFridge182
    @WheresTheFridge182 11 лет назад +3

    If you are making another sequel, I have a suggestion:
    Bullet For my Valentine - Scream Aim Fire
    "ORDER A CHOP, ORDER A CHOP"
    "Right Now it's grillin' time!"

  • @brittonstegner2610
    @brittonstegner2610 3 года назад +1

    A battlefield! You better go and get "shawarma!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Why am I getting serious "Avengers 1" vibes right now?????

  • @louiehannigan7835
    @louiehannigan7835 3 года назад +2

    1:05 made me choke 🤣🤣

  • @IxISxMAGIC14
    @IxISxMAGIC14 11 лет назад +3

    I thought the opening to "I'm Yours" was "You done done me in your bed, I felt it."

  • @DogLord1234
    @DogLord1234 13 лет назад +2

    "kiss my shit" haha loled whole vid, great song to start of a classic video

  • @lordgarmadon2598
    @lordgarmadon2598 4 года назад +2

    2:02 I have not watched Grease in a long time, but i do not remember it being so high pitched.

  • @zombieturkey227
    @zombieturkey227 13 лет назад

    I cannot stop watching these videos, they're hilarious!

  • @kanalnamehiereingeben7919
    @kanalnamehiereingeben7919 4 года назад +3

    Maybe youre insane at the sound of Microsoft when there is updates

  • @21minute
    @21minute 4 года назад +4

    1:01 The funny is she starts singing/spelling "F U C K me" later on.

    • @Flamingbro69
      @Flamingbro69 3 года назад

      Literally the following line, hence the title “If U Seek Amy”

  • @yuprulesing
    @yuprulesing 14 лет назад +2

    Your mis heard lyric videos rock! Please keep it up!

  • @nmysights0185
    @nmysights0185 4 года назад +8

    “Better go and get shawarma.”
    -Tony Stark

  • @TheLerayni
    @TheLerayni 14 лет назад +2

    When I was little I remember the song bad moon on the rise, to me (and I sang it loud) it always sounded like "There's a bathroom on the right!" I didn't know the real lyrics till my sister laughed at me and told me them.

  • @PuffinAuk
    @PuffinAuk 11 лет назад +1

    LOL! After watching this I had trouble not laughing out loud at dinner.

  • @dropkick6562
    @dropkick6562 11 лет назад +12

    Suggestion, see that girl "whatch her scream, killing the dancing pee"

    • @pm41224
      @pm41224 11 лет назад +7

      Another interpretation is "See that girl, watch her scream / Kicking the dancing queen"

    • @melissacooper8724
      @melissacooper8724 Год назад

      That first interpretation sounded like the girl has a bad UTI!

  • @sutanpuu
    @sutanpuu 7 лет назад +1

    0:41 especially lol as this is the Lordi, a band from Finland, i.e. my country

  • @FalseDisposition
    @FalseDisposition 12 лет назад

    That last one is AWESOME

  • @jtwarnick1528
    @jtwarnick1528 8 лет назад +5

    1:36 THAT IS GIVE IN TO ME BY MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS MY THIRD FAVORITE SONG EVER!!!! It is also so funny

  • @thelonelywolf88
    @thelonelywolf88 12 лет назад +1

    0:40 wasn't expecting Lordi to be in this. I'm never going to sing that line right again

  • @95MidnightStar
    @95MidnightStar 11 лет назад

    Hahaha, you're a genius. I laughed my ass out. And for ''If today was your last day'', I thought it was ''bitches too, for a long time, even though Nickelback is one of my favorite bands. Once again, you're a genius, thanks for making me laugh this hard....:D

  • @GermanyTheArtist
    @GermanyTheArtist 10 лет назад +34

    I dunno who made it but there's:
    Misheard: "Let's pee in the corner. Let's pee in the spotlight"
    Real: "That's me in the corner. That's me in the spotlight"
    I like this one

  • @SunshineIsDaShit
    @SunshineIsDaShit 14 лет назад +1

    "you better shave Bob, cuz I need a man!"

  • @frodoskypotter730
    @frodoskypotter730 6 лет назад +1

    0:45 when the misheard lyric makes you think of a character and you realize the real lyrics would also apply

  • @leminh91
    @leminh91 14 лет назад +10

    Also "I will deflower you" sounds just so realllll XD

  • @Djebz
    @Djebz  14 лет назад +1

    This is for the English peers :) a Danish version will be uploaded later tonight, containing all the videos I've made since my last big collection of misheard lyrics :) So my goal this time is to make it easier to view them all, and not to add new lyrics.

  • @Moppy1988
    @Moppy1988 12 лет назад +1

    My loneliness is givin' me... headlice. Classic.

  • @abcdefg3451
    @abcdefg3451 14 лет назад +1

    "I try to beat you but you're so hot that I melted"
    That's what I thought it was for a long time!

  • @luisandrescasassapalomino4737
    @luisandrescasassapalomino4737 2 года назад

    1:01 - 1:19
    When some misheard lyrics gives you a life lesson...

  • @shaki1984
    @shaki1984 12 лет назад +1

    Oh god I can't stop laughing hahahahaha My loneliness is giving me... Headlice!!! hahahahahaha x

  • @Djebz
    @Djebz  13 лет назад

    @subarugangster only in the netherlands ;) it's goes under a great variety of names all around the world, but the general name is shawarma :P

  • @emm_tee_besties_for_life5137
    @emm_tee_besties_for_life5137 3 года назад +2

    Here’s one I heard from the first “lose my shit” x3

  • @TheLeastOfficialOfBros
    @TheLeastOfficialOfBros 22 дня назад

    This is just what it's like to work in a store with the crappiest speakers known to man. You never hear the actual lyrics

  • @KKUNIQUE.
    @KKUNIQUE. 4 года назад

    2:00 : “be chill” is it because I have it on a music app and saw it

  • @msveraluck
    @msveraluck 12 лет назад

    Nothing is ever as good as the ORIGINAL but still got few half-cocked smile outta me!

  • @JustinEvitable80
    @JustinEvitable80 3 года назад +1

    "Wait & Bleed" by SlipKnot: "I feel the air ass humping me"
    "Stupify" by Disturbed: "N'Sync you're gonna die when you listen to me!"

    • @everythingrockandmetal
      @everythingrockandmetal 2 года назад

      And in wait and bleed when Corey sings ‘inside my shell I wait and bleed’ it sounds like he says ‘inside Michelle I wait and bleed’

  • @Riolugirl12
    @Riolugirl12 12 лет назад

    In that bit of Battlefield, I sometimes hear "Futurama"

  • @milodoesstuff4944
    @milodoesstuff4944 10 лет назад +3

    0:50 You better go and get Futurama!

  • @leminh91
    @leminh91 14 лет назад

    OMGGGGG "Did it with a woman"!!! XDDD
    My neighbours must think I'm mad coz I'm using headphones and I can't help laughing...

  • @Djebz
    @Djebz  13 лет назад

    @TheDARIEN54321 The correct words are "I tried to be chill, but you're so hot that I melted" :)

  • @TheKickass227
    @TheKickass227 3 года назад

    I really can't hear any of these misheard lyrics at all while listening to the actual songs. The only (if any) time I hear the misheard lyrics is while watching these videos and even then I still hear the correct lyrics

  • @Djebz
    @Djebz  14 лет назад

    @funface001 It is Train with the song "Hey, soul sister" :)

  • @kex926
    @kex926 13 лет назад

    Aaaaaaand, subscribed!

  • @KyuquotAddiction
    @KyuquotAddiction Год назад

    2:20 "Your lip stick stinks" 💀

  • @ned993
    @ned993 14 лет назад

    SoOOo HILARIOUS!!!!
    "I'm insane at the sound of Microsoft"

  • @LimeVelvetLoveSeat
    @LimeVelvetLoveSeat 4 года назад +1

    Why isnt the ghost of Cape horn on there that shits hilarious

  • @popindosin228
    @popindosin228 4 года назад +1

    I thought Nickleback actually sang "leave all bitches in the past"

  • @88CDawg
    @88CDawg 8 лет назад

    People who are asking for the names of the songs in this video, look in the description.

  • @kakashilover1566
    @kakashilover1566 13 лет назад +2

    I always sang "I need your boob, I gotta see your boob." I'm so glad someone else thinks it sounds like that.

  • @raynemalyon8810
    @raynemalyon8810 Месяц назад

    0:40 This is what a pickpocket sings in his head while going through Amsterdam's red light district.

  • @TheSignalTower
    @TheSignalTower 11 лет назад

    The song at the end is Hey Soul Sister.

  • @Betojb007
    @Betojb007 4 года назад

    You better shave Bob!
    Bob: Why me?

  • @sharksfan9544
    @sharksfan9544 10 лет назад +3

    wait P!nk doesnt say Mercedes in crystal glass?

  • @archieyeah
    @archieyeah 4 года назад +6

    If you do another one you should include "I want to eat your mozzarella stick" from Kokomo by the beach boys

  • @doomedangel90
    @doomedangel90 12 лет назад

    I used to think in the song Lunatic Fringe that they were saying 'let me take French'

  • @nidhisrihari5631
    @nidhisrihari5631 Год назад +1

    Which is the song at 1:10 ?

  • @tysont3323
    @tysont3323 4 года назад +1

    1:57 oh what does it say I thought it meant beat you as in like a competition

  • @MysterKey
    @MysterKey 2 года назад

    1:02 I didn't hear that, she only just says "About" (or "Bout") Correctly.

  • @jaygee7830
    @jaygee7830 Год назад

    seek Amy is here and all I can say is that song is a vibe

  • @LikeLoversMusic
    @LikeLoversMusic 11 лет назад

    Lordi! :D
    (At the end of the video I think I heard "Your lipstick stinks" xD)

  • @Rusli1659LPSoldier
    @Rusli1659LPSoldier 4 года назад

    Anyone missing? "No more sorrows" by Linkin Park has misheard lyrics in chorus?

  • @Isabeiiia
    @Isabeiiia 12 лет назад +2

    0:47
    Tony Stark agrees.

  • @StelraEtnae
    @StelraEtnae 8 лет назад +1

    0:45 - Avengers (2012). This video predicted the future. XD

  • @JRAEYEDCEEN
    @JRAEYEDCEEN 3 года назад

    to this day i still “better go and get Futurama”

  • @DrJ-hx7wv
    @DrJ-hx7wv 3 года назад

    That's not the line from Michael Jackson song everyone gets wrong. Its "porkstore" from Don't Stop Until You Get Enough.

  • @ENDFBakin
    @ENDFBakin 10 лет назад +2

    well, I WAS eating, ended up choking at the last 2

  • @isarugratlover
    @isarugratlover 11 лет назад

    Battlefield by Jordin Sparks

  • @cursedrubies
    @cursedrubies 13 лет назад

    the song at 2:18 sounded like: your lipstick stinks xD