Madness at Toni's chip shop in Wishaw (all rights reserved)

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

Комментарии • 1,6 тыс.

  • @kellyfelly
    @kellyfelly  11 лет назад +409

    This is a message to all the haters out there: Don't hate me because I filmed an incident, hate the troublemakers, ie. the 2 abusive women. Yes i said i wouldn't publish it but after finding out i was not breaching anyones rights i published it, boohoo. Also there are a few comments saying i only videod because it was women arguing, this is incorrect, had it been males i would have still did the same. I'm not hiding who i am, i put my face up, you can see who i am, so if your going to be bitchy in your comments, at least have the balls to have a face that goes along with your stupid name.
    Its been a while folk, but comments are back on and subtitles are coming soon.

    • @paulyyy09
      @paulyyy09 11 лет назад +20

      2 eh them are fuckin weirdos hahaha, well played ma man

    • @kellyfelly
      @kellyfelly  10 лет назад +24

      Aye mate they were mental.

    • @saorisealba
      @saorisealba 10 лет назад +1

      Try filming a man son, instead o some random wummen. Or try this stunt doon ra road in Craigneuk.......... Naw, your heid along wi yir contract fone wld be put in the fryer. People wld be wondering why you where dooking for chips had this been any of my fam.
      Listen to the runts trembling voice. 60 secs o arguing wi wummen & he's left dehydrated & shaking.........The wein in his care is abandoned n left ootside greeting. ........ rofl at him....His own Granny is bemused :O Nameless but face is noted.
      "That's who I Um"
      "I'll go to the polis" ha ha so funny, "I'll go to the polis" & Im sure you wld.
      "Im not going to publish it"
      "This is what I do"....... ROFL, get a fcukin job ya wee fanny.

    • @saorisealba
      @saorisealba 10 лет назад +4

      kellyfelly Says 1 troll to another.

    • @kellyfelly
      @kellyfelly  10 лет назад +17

      First of all Mr alba, if it were a man or men a would have still filmed it. Try this stunt doon the road in craignuek, wit stunt pmsl, a videod something, something very amusing as it turned out, it's hardly a stunt, then again with u being from the nuek u prob don't have a TV and don't know what a stunt is. But regardless if it was the nuek then I would have still filmed it. So if any ur family acted like these 2 nutters u would "put the guy who's filming its phone in the fryer, along wae his head"? That's a bit far is it not, considering the subjects were the ones out of order.
      Again, 60 seconds? This might be an educational thing but the video is over 3 mins long. Dehydrated, that's a good un, shaking, another belter. I actually was with my late mum and my two kids, so they were hardly abandoned, again a think this is down to the education you received.
      Note my face my friend, do as you wish, see if it makes me lose sleep, which a doubt.
      Anyway, thanks for clicking on my video and watching it, and tell your mate a said thanks for letting you use his phone to watch it.
      Oh and btw, av got a job.

  • @SWEGTA
    @SWEGTA 10 лет назад +42

    "You fucking fruitloop!"
    I love you.

  • @NNJAx
    @NNJAx 10 лет назад +10

    " Ya fuckin Fruitloop" You guys have the best insults.

  • @mbfriar
    @mbfriar 10 лет назад +7

    Fair play to the guy for filming, he's perfectly entitled to do so.

  • @kellyfelly
    @kellyfelly  2 месяца назад +20

    Its been a while. Comments are back on and subtitles are coming soon.

    • @eggdressing
      @eggdressing 2 месяца назад +1

      "I don't go into a chippy and argue about the price of fags ya fruit loop" absolute banger ❤

    • @SilverSparkles22
      @SilverSparkles22 2 месяца назад +2

      As a Glaswegian I thank you for the subtitles😂😂😂

    • @kellyfelly
      @kellyfelly  2 месяца назад +1

      @@SilverSparkles22 They're a work in progress lol. I'll get round to finishing the subs soon 👍🏻

    • @klsecond5755
      @klsecond5755 Месяц назад +1

      been 12 years

  • @jamievannuil4348
    @jamievannuil4348 11 лет назад +4

    Daft cow- "Wit you goni dae?"
    Camera guy- "Wit ma goni dae?, al go to the police and say ma phones been stolen won't a?!?!"
    Absolutely brilliant man

  • @SerBallister
    @SerBallister 9 лет назад +3

    Props for standing up to these 2 bullies.
    And that predictable 'pedophile' accusation, disgusting.

  • @thedoubleoutoftrouble
    @thedoubleoutoftrouble 6 лет назад +2

    20 Benson and hedges and a deep fried mars bar sounds like a balanced diet to me. Wished our chippy was as much fun

  • @Joethe147
    @Joethe147 10 лет назад +12

    One of my favourite videos of all-time. First saw it around two years ago. It's gotten a fair few views from me since and will keep doing so. Always great for a laugh. And I like the cameraman, he's a good lad.

    • @kellyfelly
      @kellyfelly  10 лет назад +1

      Thanks for watching bud

  • @sabertoothgaming8988
    @sabertoothgaming8988 10 лет назад +44

    "im not going to publish it". 3 years later....266,000 views on youtube XD

    • @davidmarchant9386
      @davidmarchant9386 6 лет назад

      I was lookin for this comment, not gonna publish n here it is

    • @davidmarchant9386
      @davidmarchant9386 6 лет назад

      stephen john gray not technically to publish means to sell on so u can publish music. Not always writren but ya right here

  • @Robhalifax
    @Robhalifax 9 лет назад +164

    Only in Scotland would a chippy also sell cigs. They should rename the place 'The House of Death'.

    • @richardbracewell3678
      @richardbracewell3678 7 лет назад +14

      Probably battered

    • @euro1859
      @euro1859 6 лет назад +11

      Richard Bracewell "20 rothmans king size please" "do you want them plain or battered ?"

    • @bonkeydollocks1879
      @bonkeydollocks1879 6 лет назад

      SepticSceptic lol

    • @MrJ13R
      @MrJ13R 6 лет назад

      SepticSceptic 😅😅😂

    • @rorrt
      @rorrt 6 лет назад

      My grandparents used to run a chippy. Used to sell 2's. Which are strange twin packs of cigarettes..

  • @buccaneernl1
    @buccaneernl1 10 лет назад +9

    Well done, I'm glad you published it

  • @mcchuff
    @mcchuff 11 лет назад +44

    Bunch of degenerates. These people give Scotland a bad reputation.

    • @scarface822
      @scarface822 6 лет назад

      Rhys Black ALL Scottish are like it :D

    • @xdlulz2444
      @xdlulz2444 6 лет назад +1

      scarface 82 not true at all...

    • @gingerjessy
      @gingerjessy 6 лет назад +1

      Scotland didn't used to be like this. Used to be a right shithole.

    • @afgzee2011
      @afgzee2011 6 лет назад +1

      scarface 82 not all Scottish are like that stfu

    • @whiteisright4142
      @whiteisright4142 6 лет назад

      Rhys Black nah. You all give your shit country a bad rep

  • @gavinmacintosh9643
    @gavinmacintosh9643 9 лет назад +1

    Best line "ya f*ckin fruitloop". Was class.
    If you don't like the price of the cigarettes, don't buy. It's that simple lol

  • @muzwot7105
    @muzwot7105 6 лет назад +3

    Prime example of wanting to make conflict over anything. Don't sweat the small stuff in life.

  • @AlaaYar1
    @AlaaYar1 6 лет назад +1

    The accent of the cameraman is super RARE.

  • @tonydean33
    @tonydean33 10 лет назад +52

    If you don't like the price o' smokes, don't smoke. Simple!

  • @notrowland3944
    @notrowland3944 6 лет назад +2

    Sounds like a cat getting beat with a set of bagpipes

  • @CallumRickard
    @CallumRickard 11 лет назад +30

    It's stuff like this that makes me embarrassed to be Scottish.

  • @christopherdrennan7436
    @christopherdrennan7436 9 лет назад +10

    "Don't you Haw me 16 year old !" LOL !

  • @brianboyd5564
    @brianboyd5564 6 лет назад +1

    Got to admire the classiness of the sweaties mind. You can buy anything in the chip shops there from deep fried Mars Bars (wtf !!!) and strange pies to ciggies. Quality.

  • @rockwellmediadundee
    @rockwellmediadundee 10 лет назад +15

    Well done for standing up for your rights mate,while this may have been inside a shop,it could be classed as a public event (or incident) therefore you did nothing wrong, good on you for standing your ground

  • @IAMTHELORE69
    @IAMTHELORE69 7 лет назад +1

    *leans down to small son* "Look son, Scottish! in their natural habitat"

  • @JacknVictor
    @JacknVictor 2 месяца назад +3

    Fried food, ciggies, and if im not mistaken, on the price sign above the counter, battered, deep fried heroin nuggets.

  • @bramman99
    @bramman99 11 лет назад +5

    Ha ha I was having a boring day until I watched this, the camera guy made me laugh out loud, cheers lad!!

  • @whatchutalkingbout
    @whatchutalkingbout 9 лет назад +48

    big people shouldnt wear stripes

  • @lvbny9438
    @lvbny9438 11 лет назад +1

    Possibly the best video clip of all time - keep filming everything Kelly....classic.

    • @kellyfelly
      @kellyfelly  11 лет назад

      Thank you, comments like yours give me the inspiration i need.

  • @3204clivesinclair
    @3204clivesinclair 10 лет назад +9

    After almost 60yrs round the Sun, a video that confirms my life long beliefs - you can't reason with women, ever! Great video.

    • @FrancisPGalvin
      @FrancisPGalvin 10 лет назад +1

      What got me was how both thought they held the moral highground. What a way to behave!!

    • @sufzyyyy
      @sufzyyyy 9 лет назад

      Lmao cant disagree :p

    • @deirdreloughran8258
      @deirdreloughran8258 2 месяца назад +3

      I'm a woman and thankfully do not operate like these two wow just wow

    • @davidsnowdon7328
      @davidsnowdon7328 Месяц назад +1

      No one can mate 😂😂😂

    • @davidsnowdon7328
      @davidsnowdon7328 Месяц назад

      She could talk the heed of a donkey 🫏 😂😂😂😂

  • @alanramsay8604
    @alanramsay8604 9 лет назад +1

    Thank you Kellyfella for reminding me why I live in Australia and not an ML postcode now.
    Two middle aged wimin acting like they are still in the playground. You held your own and I love the fact you used "Fruit-loop", my wife thinks I made that particular put down up.
    What pair of wasters...

  • @trump1642
    @trump1642 6 лет назад +3

    When Scottish people argue do their voices get higher and higher until they're all squealing at each other like pigs?

  • @prw34
    @prw34 10 лет назад +13

    Ahhhhhh if only people would just educate themselves a little bit and learn the law on what you can film/record in public. Even though the chip shop owner could have stopped the guy filming but probably thought it was too funny to stop. Chip shops are for chips the last time I looked lol. Great video mate :)

  • @MegaTrainspotter
    @MegaTrainspotter 10 лет назад +20

    'whit you doin wi that in ma coupin'.. ha..ha,,ha!..comedy gold.

  • @QtNerd
    @QtNerd 9 лет назад +56

    I want to watch Lord of the rings now.

    • @birdyman456
      @birdyman456 9 лет назад +6

      I want to watch braveheart!

    • @euanscotland
      @euanscotland 9 лет назад +4

      I want a roll and chips and can of bru now....

    • @skirm123
      @skirm123 9 лет назад

      Lise Magnusson u would..

    • @johnbritish9973
      @johnbritish9973 7 лет назад +2

      I want to take you out on a date to that chip shop

    • @pduffy421
      @pduffy421 7 лет назад

      You should be wantin fish'n'chips after that....

  • @saorisealba
    @saorisealba 11 лет назад +65

    I Video Everything...... Quinten Tarentino must be shittin himself lol

  • @presidentsanta4785
    @presidentsanta4785 9 лет назад +15

    That f***ing Red head bullying the old lady needs a good smacking!!

  • @lynnmcintyre3931
    @lynnmcintyre3931 6 лет назад +1

    Thank you for sharing this crazy clip hun. Now I know why I moved out of Glasgow so much anger. Were I live now so quiet. Please be safe and blessings to you. From Yorkshire xxxxxxxxxx

  • @bangarang171
    @bangarang171 11 лет назад +7

    Ya fucking froot loop is the best insult i've ever heard

  • @Martyboy84
    @Martyboy84 11 лет назад +4

    Well done mate. Standing up to these numpties. If there was less fear in the world everyone would record out of line behaviour which in turn would stop out of line behaviour!

  • @akhenatenra5598
    @akhenatenra5598 7 лет назад +5

    It's good to see a real man stand up for his rights and not be bullied around by these two disrespectful man-hating feminist women. That old woman in the beginning of the video was awesome too and loved that she didn't put up with their foolishness. Like she said, "If you don't like the price, don't buy it." The male workers there were smiling and laughing a bit while all that is going down. lol! 😊

  • @markleeming1786
    @markleeming1786 2 месяца назад +2

    I am sure that "zebra woman" is my next door neighbour, still the same attitude but she has lost 5 -6 stone.

  • @95Gabe
    @95Gabe 11 лет назад +9

    You have to laugh at the mouthy cows disrupting eveyones day but getting all uppity because someone is filming it. They should have been evicted from the shop. The elderly lady was bang on. If you don't like the price don't buy it.

  • @tornelysian
    @tornelysian 9 лет назад +1

    We quote this in our house everyday, especially that random line-
    "Go ae the toilet!"
    :D

  • @badlefthook624
    @badlefthook624 6 лет назад +4

    Is the helium expensive in that chippy?

  • @billmcgowan931
    @billmcgowan931 9 лет назад +1

    superb, kellyfelly, absolutely hilarious patter from you. Good man,

  • @Ryan118Official
    @Ryan118Official 10 лет назад +82

    Good on yae son...

  • @pinkfloss86
    @pinkfloss86 6 лет назад +1

    Oh i could listen to you stand up to her all day. This is incredible. 👏👏👏👏

  • @suhpersharrakhastrelawney8756
    @suhpersharrakhastrelawney8756 9 лет назад

    wow !!!! you cant script this shit !!! that was pure comedy gold !!!!!! real people talking real shit...
    Well done for recording this, I was in stitches all the way through

  • @Bigbryan1984
    @Bigbryan1984 10 лет назад

    my favourite bit of this is the wee random voice that says twice "Go to the toilet!" haha

  • @phillipurry
    @phillipurry 6 лет назад +1

    Dood you are awesome. That last retort was the absolute best, lol fruit loop.

  • @vandamme6379
    @vandamme6379 7 лет назад

    Mate I feel your pain. I've been filming everything since about 1999-2000. Just like Wishaw I've filmed in other wee toons around Scotland. You didn't let them get tae you and you handled it like a trooper! Wish i had seen this before.😂 Absolute Gem mate.👍

  • @boogiesnanny
    @boogiesnanny 9 лет назад

    I was just loving the accents!!! You rock +kellyfelly.. I hope to see more posts from you!

  • @leecunningham5952
    @leecunningham5952 11 лет назад +14

    Guy that filmed these roasters.. Legend

  • @birdyman456
    @birdyman456 9 лет назад

    Great job filming man! Keep it up they have no expectation of privacy out in a public place so they are the crazy ones! Also on a side note I love your accent and hearing you tell them how stupid they were in it made my day

  • @DBhoY9
    @DBhoY9 11 лет назад +2

    "The weans are ootside feirt" hahahaha

  • @mihal75
    @mihal75 11 лет назад

    Good comebacks every time. Well done buddy. Get the weans their chips. Happy New Year!

  • @runninglikewind
    @runninglikewind 10 лет назад

    That is really quite beautiful.
    I've watched some real honking films in my time that do not come close to the dialog, camera work, script used here.
    This should get some form of Oscar

  • @incogneterpeter
    @incogneterpeter 9 лет назад

    My new favorite quote " I'm not video taping you with out your permission I'm video taping everyone with out their permission."

  • @Davoiid
    @Davoiid 10 лет назад

    OMG this is absolutely hilarious!!! "wit ye dain wit that in ma coupin!" hahahahahahah I love Scotland!!

  • @WeeManSham
    @WeeManSham 11 лет назад

    "I video EVERYTHING"!!! Now that's an answer!!! Good stuff bud!!! :-D

  • @nosher_4114
    @nosher_4114 6 лет назад

    You'd think they might've been a bit happier to pay a modest premium for a pack of toni's award winning deep fried woodbines.

  • @cd78
    @cd78 10 лет назад

    Well done mate for publishing this..

  • @EM-uy4ij
    @EM-uy4ij 10 лет назад

    Mate that was outstanding. Well done :-)

  • @dirkdiggler2430
    @dirkdiggler2430 9 лет назад +4

    this video makes me wanna have a shmoke n a pancake yeah baby😂😂

  • @claireandkyle
    @claireandkyle 12 лет назад

    Oh my god!!! I actually nearly peed myself watching this! BRILLIANT!!!! Well done kellyfelly xxx

  • @gckeeble
    @gckeeble 11 лет назад +2

    Ha you is a star bud. Loved this short clip

  • @MrMeadfoot
    @MrMeadfoot 12 лет назад +1

    The specky one with the red and white hoops on has had her fair share of fish suppers !!!
    Oh dear...what a mess she is.

  • @TheFIRHILLAGGRO
    @TheFIRHILLAGGRO 11 лет назад +2

    Take a bow the man with the camera, i have never laughed out loud at anything on RUclips , and you sir have me pihing my frillies ! FUCKING BRILLIANT "A dont go into chippies and argue about the price of fags ya fruitloop"

  • @SUMBURGH
    @SUMBURGH 9 лет назад

    HHAHAA, I THOUGHT YOU'D FOUND WALLY!! that big yin wi' the jumper!!

  • @Ancliff
    @Ancliff 6 лет назад

    😂😂😂 brilliant aye am the crack pot 😂😂😂 good work pal 🎥👏👏

  • @scooboy
    @scooboy 10 лет назад +6

    Brilliant video mate , ye ripped the pish right oot of they bampots.

    • @kellyfelly
      @kellyfelly  10 лет назад +1

      Cheers mate, although i wasn't trying to rip the piss, i was just defending myself and ended up worked up lol

    • @rollotomassi5183
      @rollotomassi5183 9 лет назад

      kellyfelly Funny as hell to me when people have an expectation of privacy in a public place. Haven't they noticed the thousands of other cameras everywhere they go?

    • @kellyfelly
      @kellyfelly  9 лет назад

      It was actually my own kids that were with me and my late mum. There is no "filming wains" argument at all, just assholes trying to be nit picking.

  • @brogies
    @brogies 12 лет назад

    Brilliant. Well done. I would have filmed it too. The chip shop owners should thank u for making their shop famous!

  • @Brooklynlife1000
    @Brooklynlife1000 11 лет назад +3

    Fruit loop woowoo! I'm going to spread that saying and refer to this vid ahahaha. I love this guy so much!

  • @fl3162
    @fl3162 10 лет назад +15

    These women have nothing better to do.

    • @hughs1worldprojectpeace646
      @hughs1worldprojectpeace646 10 лет назад

      I know the wumin in the vid,abouy two months after this, she was arguing about her change in Poundstretchers,when KKellyfelly started filming her the polis got phoned anyway it turned oot that KELLYFELLY works for the DHSS as an paid informant

    • @fl3162
      @fl3162 10 лет назад +1

      Hugh McMillan Nothing wrong with informing on Dole Cheats - especially immigrants with several aliases.

    • @hughs1worldprojectpeace646
      @hughs1worldprojectpeace646 9 лет назад

      Bill Fletcher it was they immigrants that helped save Britain fae nazi Germany in the second world war thanks to Russia, Poland,Czeckoslovakia,etc

    • @fl3162
      @fl3162 9 лет назад +1

      Hugh McMillan Those particular immigrants are deceased or very old. I'm referring to modern immigrants of eastern European-, African- and Asian-origin who are Hellbent on helping themselves to the NHS and benefits system without having paid into it. I expect a reply sometime in October.

    • @hughs1worldprojectpeace646
      @hughs1worldprojectpeace646 9 лет назад

      the offspring of the immigrants that saved Britain The quicker we do away with nationalities and have one goverment for the whole world the better,it will be a big step it getting rid of racism

  • @sweettoothproductions7068
    @sweettoothproductions7068 9 лет назад

    In David Attenborough s voice"here we have the typical scheme type from Scotland behaving in a totally natural manner arguing about lard and tobacco "

  • @fadders9
    @fadders9 11 лет назад

    hahahahahaa look at the auld yen trying tae get in the film hahahahahahaha quality man keep it up ma friendo lol

  • @huntreboy
    @huntreboy 9 лет назад +2

    For some reason people from all around the world believe that they can't be filmed without their permission. Here is the reality folks. If it isn't for commercial use, anyone can film anyone and post it to RUclips.

  • @0191Marko
    @0191Marko 6 лет назад

    I’ve no idea how I got here but glad i did, funniest thing I’ve see in ages ! Don’t suppose it comes with subtitles ?

  • @tannstang
    @tannstang 6 лет назад

    Gawd...you people have the funniest accents ..lol !

  • @whyulyin
    @whyulyin 6 лет назад +1

    This Guy filming needs a job presented tv he's amazingly witty and hilarious

    • @kellyfelly
      @kellyfelly  2 месяца назад +1

      I'm no really tbh. A just had tae think on ma feet as I was suddenly barraged with abuse by 2 mental females

  • @wimbledonfc9576
    @wimbledonfc9576 7 лет назад +1

    Them woman should be ashamed with themselves talking to that old woman like that. Fucking Neds

  • @mattpemberton8847
    @mattpemberton8847 11 лет назад +1

    that was brilliant, thank god he did film it

  • @Publicimusicevents
    @Publicimusicevents 12 лет назад

    Perfect. Hats of to you Kelly Felly. I'll have you filming backstage at my events anytime.

  • @lesleycrighton
    @lesleycrighton 11 лет назад +21

    Scummy women. Embarrassment to Scotland. On the wee man keeping filming though!

  • @mairibob
    @mairibob 12 лет назад

    "Im not filming you without your permission, Im filming EVERYONE without your permission" pmsl too funny

  • @TheGrindMiami
    @TheGrindMiami 9 лет назад

    OMG I love the way you guys speak.... I love that"you fucking fruitloops" line.

  • @LVPAcharn
    @LVPAcharn 7 лет назад +1

    Nutters ! Well done fore getting the film of these zero I.Q. piss heads ;P

  • @emcg.9655
    @emcg.9655 6 лет назад

    “Who are you?”.. “ im the guy who’s videoing this”😂😂😂 literally pissed myself

  • @ross6668
    @ross6668 11 лет назад +1

    That was brilliant, but at the end you should have asked her to buy you a bag of chips lol.. Brilliant. :)

  • @slowmopoke
    @slowmopoke 11 лет назад

    scott please read - 2.5 mg/dL. Usually a serum level less than 0.7 mmol/L is used as reference for hypomagnesemia (not hypomagnesia which refers to low magnesium content in food/supplement sources). The prefix hypo- means low (contrast with hyper-, meaning high). The roo

  • @bkrider19
    @bkrider19 9 лет назад

    That is some rich language. I understood about every other sentence but it is pure poetry.

  • @michael-jaygraham271
    @michael-jaygraham271 10 лет назад

    I was talking to one of the lassies who work at Toni's about she agreed with me you couldn't have handled the situation better and it had us both fucking buckled honestly mate good on you x

  • @JJarvisEsq
    @JJarvisEsq 10 лет назад +12

    Ya fuckin fruit loop.
    Love it.

  • @67cyborg1
    @67cyborg1 7 лет назад

    Kellyfelly all you need to tell them is you can only expect privacy in your own home etc in public they can't expect privacy and they can always chose to bolt away out yer face. Well done for standing your ground.

  • @paul24111
    @paul24111 11 лет назад +1

    After a shit day today, this video has sure cheered me up and made me laugh. ha ha ha

  • @kcastings
    @kcastings 6 лет назад +1

    "It's £6.40 odd for packets of cigarettes cigarettes" I'd love to see this woman in 2018. She must've quit by now? 😂

  • @pumpkinpie2292
    @pumpkinpie2292 10 лет назад

    Hahaha love it! 3:37 Just walks on by nom nom nom...

  • @danieladams4561
    @danieladams4561 7 лет назад

    He films EVERYTHING. Don't you know. EVERYTHING!!

  • @Charlie-nq5qi
    @Charlie-nq5qi 9 лет назад

    10/10 ...Sheer Class '' Yir Bang-On '' for filming this outstanding couple a Mentalists all oor '' Ciggys anaw '' ...PMSFL...Cheers

  • @porkchopwarlock
    @porkchopwarlock 11 лет назад +1

    The fuck are they saying? This is hilarious.

  • @ScottishDavee
    @ScottishDavee Месяц назад +1

    Wonder what they would think of the prices of cigarettes now 😂😂