Ali G Terrorrorist rofl so funny! Plus Borat bonus!

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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

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  • @pauldonohue4255
    @pauldonohue4255 10 лет назад +2555

    4:57 he initiates the fist bump, awesome

  • @TimeToFly28
    @TimeToFly28 12 лет назад +677

    ..."Here's an old building we're going to destroy anyways, here..take it!!" LMFAO

    • @mizofan
      @mizofan 4 года назад +19

      the part of the Pentagon on 9/11 was very handy to destroy, with the missing trillions about to be investigated. And world trade centre 7 not hit by a plane, that was a hefty insurance pay out

    • @favouremma7429
      @favouremma7429 4 года назад +3

      @@mizofan exactly

    • @bigshrimp6458
      @bigshrimp6458 3 года назад

      Remember when lmfao was a thing

    • @mogadon7
      @mogadon7 3 года назад +3

      Like the World Trade Center twin towers - full of asbestos.

    • @richardbradbury9432
      @richardbradbury9432 3 года назад

      @@bigshrimp6458 ,

  • @unbridledenthusiasm
    @unbridledenthusiasm 10 лет назад +1244

    Let them ruin their own trip

    • @benfrese3573
      @benfrese3573 5 лет назад +14

      It's still funny af 5 years later. You know stuff is gold when it's able to do that..

    • @xandergreat9319
      @xandergreat9319 5 лет назад

      unbridledenthusiasm HAHAHA 😂😂

    • @Maxxguy84
      @Maxxguy84 4 года назад +1

      Hahahahahhaha, yeah y we all have to have our trips ruined also!!!?

    • @arto9775
      @arto9775 4 года назад +1

      @@benfrese3573 man this was 20 years ago m. Its comedy gold.

    • @SirLangsalot
      @SirLangsalot 8 месяцев назад

      Very tattoo subject.

  • @albayxwot
    @albayxwot 6 лет назад +409

    ‘Let them ruin their own trip’ that part got me 😀

  • @MisterBlueSky1000
    @MisterBlueSky1000 11 лет назад +296

    Unlike SO MANY OTHERS - this Zigler INS guy was intelligent. He caught onto who he was speaking with, (though he didn't know it was a prank) and rolled with him without getting offended.

  • @jeffognibene1940
    @jeffognibene1940 10 лет назад +2081

    99% of dogs can't speak English LOL

    • @joshthompson8327
      @joshthompson8327 9 лет назад +58

      +salty pringles I found this funny (I'm Lying)

    • @joshthompson8327
      @joshthompson8327 9 лет назад +1

      ***** I think you use good grammar (I don't). I'm just kidding. Have a nice life bro

    • @recoveryworld8619
      @recoveryworld8619 6 лет назад

      Haha Madness

    • @zhetios
      @zhetios 5 лет назад +24

      He factored in dogs like Scooby Doo

    • @xandergreat9319
      @xandergreat9319 5 лет назад +3

      Benz Was here I just shit my self and there is diarrhea running down my leg. Just kidding. (I’m not kidding)

  • @archiethedog4515
    @archiethedog4515 10 лет назад +499

    That James guy was pretty chill.

  • @Peripatetic5
    @Peripatetic5 17 лет назад +133

    It's always nice to see an authority figure/academic etc. who actually has a sense of humour.

  • @nixtoshi
    @nixtoshi 5 лет назад +228

    I love how genuine this comedy is. Significantly better than many modern comedy shows, wow!

  • @googzgag
    @googzgag 7 лет назад +210

    He almost broke out laughing when the guy responded to his question about getting jiggy with Americans LOL

  • @hutchoelman7054
    @hutchoelman7054 7 лет назад +201

    James Ziegler is a homie.

  • @GeorgeUK84
    @GeorgeUK84 7 лет назад +265

    This James Ziglar dude is awesome.

  • @daveslow84
    @daveslow84 6 лет назад +382

    "i don't know that you can silence a woman..." :D

    • @aleksandrakluter7328
      @aleksandrakluter7328 4 года назад +9

      It is possible; heard a HK USP .40 suppressed works well enough for simple tasks like that;P

    • @willbournerv2259
      @willbournerv2259 4 года назад +8

      Muay thai kick to the face should shut her up

    • @Zenaku
      @Zenaku 4 года назад +3

      @@aleksandrakluter7328 I would prefer a SIG 510-4 7.62mm with tracer bullets :D

    • @vishalsuresh3637
      @vishalsuresh3637 4 года назад +2

      @@Zenaku looks like yall from the bestgore gang

    • @Zenaku
      @Zenaku 4 года назад +1

      @@vishalsuresh3637 Nice to see you here xD

  • @jjohn408
    @jjohn408 10 лет назад +612

    Lol at 3:50, he almost loses character by laughing at the thought of terrorists driving a train into the White House. Kept his cool though

    • @zutejudd7603
      @zutejudd7603 5 лет назад +55

      LOL he really did thats hilarious

    • @Aven-Sharma1991
      @Aven-Sharma1991 5 лет назад +4

      Jaysooria John: Drive Thomas the tank engine up in there. 😂 HA.

    • @christor2907
      @christor2907 5 лет назад +33

      Haha Yeah, but i think although maybe some of the break in character was laughing at the thought,
      he was more laughing at the fact J-Dog was giving him a serious answer xD.

    • @kiranjoshi1173
      @kiranjoshi1173 5 лет назад +3

      You're 6 seconds faster

    • @theycallmethesoandso
      @theycallmethesoandso 4 года назад

      Or at the thought of getting a mole in the white house to get them to build tracks leading straight into it

  • @Joe_Gold
    @Joe_Gold 4 года назад +84

    6:33 "I don't know you can silence a woman"
    Truest words ever spoken by a man.

  • @WilliamMosier145
    @WilliamMosier145 12 лет назад +176

    "And the jew come with the Claw.....and the Claw.... And the Claw..."

  • @FireProMMA
    @FireProMMA 10 лет назад +178

    I always feel so happy when the guests give Ali G the knucks. It's like ahhh what a cool person!

  • @lebaneseridah
    @lebaneseridah 14 лет назад +146

    "What is best move to silence a woman?"
    "I dunno that you can silence a woman!"
    ROFL

    • @DarkyR6
      @DarkyR6 2 года назад

      Bro really said ROFL in 2022 LMAO

    • @dualfluidreactor
      @dualfluidreactor 2 года назад +9

      @@DarkyR6 The comment you replied to is eleven years old. Time passes faster the closer you are to the internet singularity. The original poster is dead by now.

    • @suchgreatheights8841
      @suchgreatheights8841 2 года назад

      Loll dumb kids on internet these days cant read years man

    • @Qordinator
      @Qordinator 2 года назад +2

      @@DarkyR6 You're probably only 3 years older than the comment. ROFL

    • @Qordinator
      @Qordinator 2 года назад

      @@DarkyR6 ecksdee *dab* lit fam uwu

  • @antoinecantin1780
    @antoinecantin1780 4 года назад +66

    HAHAHA I CANT BELIVE THE MAN ACTUALLY INITIATED A FISTBUMP AFTER WHAT ALI G SAID THAT IS HILARIOUS

  • @fernandohernandez4567
    @fernandohernandez4567 7 лет назад +174

    "ain't it a problem tho that 99% of dogs can't speak English"LMAO

  • @SheeeshSami
    @SheeeshSami 4 года назад +25

    The MySpace link at the beginning already had me dying laughing lol

  • @harly1978
    @harly1978 11 лет назад +191

    I like to meet that 1%

  • @HaggardKing
    @HaggardKing 15 лет назад +49

    "there are no tracks to the white house"
    "not that we know of"

  • @mikezitch5699
    @mikezitch5699 4 года назад +27

    The self defense guy was adorable!!!

  • @sajadamin22
    @sajadamin22 8 лет назад +144

    Hahah.... Respect Ali G.
    We need more of you from this frustrating world of hatred and chaos.

  • @Dkay35
    @Dkay35 15 лет назад +65

    "Everybody-dancing-now"
    "oh, that's nice." AHAHAHHAHA

  • @user-uh6lm5wv6n
    @user-uh6lm5wv6n 2 года назад +11

    The innocent curiosity with which he delivers "David..what is this David" is fkn hilarious...

  • @Akuajaay
    @Akuajaay 9 лет назад +105

    The claw!! Omg cryingggg

    • @leonsanderson1959
      @leonsanderson1959 5 лет назад +8

      The jew claw! Lol

    • @mizofan
      @mizofan 4 года назад +1

      ah yes, Ripping Yarns, the Curse of the Claw

  • @FamousBirthdays
    @FamousBirthdays 14 лет назад +217

    TOP COMEDIAN! EXTREAmly talented and lmfao funny!!

  • @LAMFi1ms
    @LAMFi1ms 14 лет назад +287

    "In Khazakhstan the favorite hobbies are disco dancing, archery, rape and table tennis."

    • @LAMFi1ms
      @LAMFi1ms 4 года назад +42

      @Jack Shephard More than 10 years old if you can believe it

    • @milfhunter329
      @milfhunter329 4 года назад +8

      @@LAMFi1ms I hope your doing good in life :-)

    • @milfhunter329
      @milfhunter329 4 года назад +5

      @Jack Shephard Hahah yep!

    • @TheBoogieman2001
      @TheBoogieman2001 4 года назад +4

      LAMFi1ms I hope you’re good man and best wishes to ya dude

    • @LAMFi1ms
      @LAMFi1ms 4 года назад +7

      @@TheBoogieman2001, you are very kind. I wish you the best too

  • @TheOnlyGHOST1015
    @TheOnlyGHOST1015 8 лет назад +50

    this crap never gets old LOL

    • @benfrese3573
      @benfrese3573 5 лет назад

      3 years later: still true. It's pure gold.

  • @TruthSurge
    @TruthSurge 16 лет назад +53

    3:55! I just noticed Cohen almost lost it and he grins and covers his mouth to keep from laughing. hehehehehehe

  • @user-td4do3op2d
    @user-td4do3op2d 10 лет назад +208

    DAVID? WHAT IS THIS, DAVID?

    • @user-td4do3op2d
      @user-td4do3op2d 8 лет назад +23

      I commented this a year ago. What does it mean?

    • @Leusifer
      @Leusifer 8 лет назад +2

      +123456789 987654321 lol

    • @Arskad0
      @Arskad0 7 лет назад +3

      Its from the last part of the video.

    • @ralphman8375
      @ralphman8375 6 лет назад

      it's "Borat plays music" I think he says that.

    • @golem4617
      @golem4617 4 года назад +1

      @@user-td4do3op2d Lmao, this is the funniest comment on this video.

  • @borna123
    @borna123 14 лет назад +32

    this video is the best thing ive ever experienced in my life

  • @StyrbjornStarke
    @StyrbjornStarke 15 лет назад +58

    "I dont know if you can silence a woman" haha its both funny and true

  • @fifaharambe9556
    @fifaharambe9556 9 лет назад +46

    "David what is this David"

  • @JohnnyEst1986
    @JohnnyEst1986 15 лет назад +5

    Everybody dance now lol
    God this takes me back a few years. Wish his Borat and Ali G charecters were still around to some degree. Even tho they have been rinsed to the max.
    Respect for the years of laughter I recieved from his shows

    • @zakir2815
      @zakir2815 Год назад

      Welcome to today's history lesson

  • @JacobSmith-zp1kq
    @JacobSmith-zp1kq 7 лет назад +59

    Gotta love when the old white geyser is down for the fist pound.

  • @TheChohr
    @TheChohr 13 лет назад +13

    I love the way this guy conducts himself during the interview. I've seen a couple where the interviewee gets all snotty... but this guy really does himself credit.

  • @hhere2stay
    @hhere2stay 6 месяцев назад +4

    the myspace intro... ahh the nostalgia

  • @arenh2049
    @arenh2049 4 года назад +26

    PSA: Do NOT being eating while watching Borat. It is a choking hazard.

  • @artofwargh
    @artofwargh 7 лет назад +82

    ...and the jew come with the claw! ...with the claw! ...with the claw!

  • @Alastair407
    @Alastair407 4 года назад +19

    You know its a old vid when they ask you to visit there myspace

  • @JulianShagworthy
    @JulianShagworthy 4 года назад +5

    The Myspace link at the start of the vid... Look at the upload date as well. This is a true nostalgic little gem of a video.

  • @iiiggnatiuzz
    @iiiggnatiuzz 12 лет назад +18

    The old dude´s got a sense of humor, that´s for sure

  • @sadikmeah4057
    @sadikmeah4057 8 лет назад +7

    Ali G is right about the potential threat of terrorists using trains. I have watched Wallace and Gromit and I know exactly what he means....

  • @charlotteBraillie
    @charlotteBraillie 13 лет назад +22

    q: "How can I defend myself from my wife raping me?"
    a: "Show her more love."

  • @ryanforde9548
    @ryanforde9548 4 года назад +7

    “Hijack a train and drive it into the whit house”
    Hahahahahahah😂
    WICKED🤞

  • @hebun4444
    @hebun4444 3 года назад +5

    the intro to the vid is a gem with the myspace stuff hahaha

  • @TheLolz4eva
    @TheLolz4eva 11 лет назад +9

    Omg so much respect for these guy, he's awesomeee

  • @JSB-2Z-2K
    @JSB-2Z-2K 4 года назад +11

    damn this vid is 14 yrs old!
    Old school 2006 OG youtube. I'm pretty sure most people on youtube dont remember the early days of youtube.
    Also, r.i.p. Myspace.

  • @SAW1A1UFO
    @SAW1A1UFO 10 лет назад +25

    "We try to respect them"

  • @AA-hg5fk
    @AA-hg5fk 2 года назад +2

    Guy advertising his MySpace page at the start of the video LOL

  • @3dgar7eandro
    @3dgar7eandro 4 года назад +2

    I want a movie about BORAT, Bruno, and Ali G.😂😂🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌🙌

  • @maddestruction1
    @maddestruction1 3 года назад +18

    This comment section is like a time machine

  • @akatsukicloak
    @akatsukicloak 11 лет назад +8

    lol such simple questions, yet so much meaning behind them.

  • @BenjaminBattington
    @BenjaminBattington 15 лет назад +9

    This guy actually held up pretty damn well, respect to him.

  • @guitarFAIL
    @guitarFAIL 4 года назад +6

    "what if the dog is saying" this one definetely doesn't have anything"" 😂

  • @nellswell
    @nellswell 3 года назад +3

    "Everybody dancing now..." (while doing the Running Man)
    "Oh, that's nice."

  • @thehighscry8409
    @thehighscry8409 6 лет назад +39

    Everybody dancing now...
    Oh, that's nice

  • @OmegaProxima
    @OmegaProxima 12 лет назад +8

    omg cohen is so damn good, sometimes I pause to laugh for a couple of minutes...

  • @misfire6131
    @misfire6131 3 года назад +3

    MySpace is well primitive init? Aight!

  • @fitzfitzchivalry4538
    @fitzfitzchivalry4538 7 лет назад +16

    can tell sacha really liked that first guy 😀😀

  • @DanHackettSound
    @DanHackettSound 14 лет назад +11

    love how the old guy just accepts him, n isnt all freaked out

  • @LuisMartinez-bm5zd
    @LuisMartinez-bm5zd 5 лет назад +26

    4:00 he’s about to burst out laughing

    • @maxkho00
      @maxkho00 4 года назад +2

      No he isn't. I think you got the wrong timestamp. Here, he is covering his mouth as a gesture that he's got an idea.

  • @masondonovan8130
    @masondonovan8130 4 года назад +8

    "What is the Best Way to defend from a Jew" 😂😂😂💀

  • @donaldthetrump124
    @donaldthetrump124 4 года назад +8

    08:41 David, Whats is this David? Cracks me up every time

  • @psy-bun
    @psy-bun 10 месяцев назад +3

    lol abdel and his myspace account, are we back in early 2000's?

  • @guillermomontoyo
    @guillermomontoyo 3 года назад +2

    MySpace? 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @idiotidiot5821
      @idiotidiot5821 2 года назад

      Honestly was better than fb but they overdid it a bit

  • @leod-sigefast
    @leod-sigefast 9 лет назад +26

    this one definitely ain't got a bomb in it. LOL

  • @Spanishdog17
    @Spanishdog17 4 года назад +10

    "Jah forbid"

  • @Alexlamb442
    @Alexlamb442 4 года назад +3

    That dude gave Ali a pre-emptive fist pump. What a legend

  • @syndicationduo4190
    @syndicationduo4190 9 лет назад +10

    He's such a great sport!

  • @unkn0wnrge189
    @unkn0wnrge189 8 месяцев назад +1

    "The airport thing that check if you have a nickel in your pocket, why dont you design one that check if you have a gun"

  • @MultiHinrik
    @MultiHinrik 3 года назад +2

    "I don´t know that you can silence a woman" Truest words ever spoken

  • @alzuba
    @alzuba 15 лет назад +5

    "you know the machine that beeps when you carry coins? how about one that beeps when you carry guns" ROFL

  • @CMDer101
    @CMDer101 11 лет назад +7

    James Zyngler= the most patient man in the world

  • @capokhatpin
    @capokhatpin 14 лет назад +20

    dem is mainly designed for coins and keys innit...lmfao.

  • @Burrmao196
    @Burrmao196 3 года назад +1

    Aged beautifully

  • @tomas-cw4ec
    @tomas-cw4ec 3 года назад +1

    why is this on my recommended 15 years later...

  • @arberkusari
    @arberkusari 14 лет назад +8

    GO! Have your fun with it, cuz we r gonna demolish it anyway

  • @ThePrynceemo
    @ThePrynceemo 3 года назад +4

    MySpace 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Xtramentalstencilist
    @Xtramentalstencilist 8 лет назад +31

    "If we knew they were terrorists we would pick em up" BULL SHIT

  • @RetroEcoChicken
    @RetroEcoChicken 3 месяца назад +1

    james is like "i like this black man".
    his staff "sir, he is not black"
    james "oh......."

  • @dontmd4158
    @dontmd4158 3 года назад +2

    Lol he actually initiated the fist bump

  • @giorjett13
    @giorjett13 15 лет назад +6

    haha, "everybody dance now!" LMAOxxD!!

  • @EdTheBadass
    @EdTheBadass 14 лет назад +15

    :D he looks like Freddy Mercury in those shorts :D

    • @jwuuds6003
      @jwuuds6003 4 года назад +3

      john johnson dude you semi predicted the future here..he was cast to play him in 2015 but got dropped. You commented this 9 years ago. I have a question. Will i ever reach the level of success and monetary comfort that i seek to achieve? Please be honest but don't tell me when i will die. Thanks

  • @anubhavdas2095
    @anubhavdas2095 6 лет назад +10

    This guy is so cool

  • @doid722
    @doid722 4 года назад +2

    That HBO introduction gave me GOT flashbacks

  • @insightful8813
    @insightful8813 Год назад +2

    We demolish this building anyway and go play with it. He literally refers to building 7 which Hurry Silverstein bought it 3 months prior to 9/11 and he put an insurance on it for 3.5 billion dollars. Bukayasha 😃

  • @lukarochon2700
    @lukarochon2700 4 года назад +2

    let them ruin their own trip killed me ahahahaha

  • @vidfather
    @vidfather 15 лет назад +8

    Cambridge educated* ;)
    Absolute legend!

  • @TheGatesOfFire
    @TheGatesOfFire 10 лет назад +37

    ''if we knew they were terrorists we'd never let them on an airplane, we'd pick 'em up''...hahahahhahahahahha yeah right, 'course you would.

  • @jayroo10
    @jayroo10 15 лет назад +2

    lollll that part is hilarious!! "everybody dancing now" lol

  • @nenadvujakovic3335
    @nenadvujakovic3335 3 года назад +1

    when the guy said "you should change into something more comfortable" I knew he would be sorry he said that

  • @kingofmonra
    @kingofmonra 9 лет назад +8

    he makes a point though with the train. highjack a train with hundreds of people and make it derail.

    • @ememe1412
      @ememe1412 5 лет назад

      @Iranian Bob whats the easiest way to derail a train? Make it go round a bend too fast from the driver cab... That's why they're completely locked and sealed for the past decades... How you imagine? Take over central control and fuck with the control lights across the network and hope a train hits a line construction at 2am and derails???

  • @ebbetheman5030
    @ebbetheman5030 8 лет назад +2

    Thx for the upload ;)

  • @dvz911
    @dvz911 15 лет назад +3

    "everybody dance now!" :D killin' me! :D

    • @BenPolaster
      @BenPolaster 4 месяца назад

      and this guy responding ''oh thats nice'' xD

  • @dante2k8
    @dante2k8 14 лет назад

    This is a hella of funny!, the show havent even started but i already burst with laughter wathcing a gangsta and a politician having a conversation

  • @latergator915
    @latergator915 3 года назад +1

    I love how patient this guy is