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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024

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  • @pepe_s1lvia
    @pepe_s1lvia 4 года назад +8371

    He shouldn't have punched the artist, he can literally sue the guy now for even more money than he was paid for

    • @KurtCobainsMicrophone
      @KurtCobainsMicrophone 3 года назад +589

      @@DarkChibiWeebie Um, no. That's how it would succeed, actually. Because the dude punched the guy for something that wasn't even his fault.
      But then again, I have something called 'intelligence' and can actually figure stuff like that out for myself very easily, so I'm just stating the obvious.

    • @DarkChibiWeebie
      @DarkChibiWeebie 3 года назад +318

      @@KurtCobainsMicrophone bruh don't gotta be so hostile

    • @DarkChibiWeebie
      @DarkChibiWeebie 3 года назад +45

      @@KurtCobainsMicrophone I was also referring to how if the guy sued him for money it would fail because he had an illness an couldn't help it an not the other way around for sueing, only way I see your comment making sense considering how you responded with it an all

    • @Elias-dw4oz
      @Elias-dw4oz 3 года назад +251

      @@DarkChibiWeebie I think you are misunderstanding. The artist isn't going to get sued. The artist is the one that should sue the other guy for punching him. If someone punches you like that, you can charge them for harassment and get money for it. Specially if you are sick and he punched you for something that wasn't your fault.

    • @DarkChibiWeebie
      @DarkChibiWeebie 3 года назад +14

      @@Elias-dw4oz my first comment was asking if it would fail or not for if the guy who punched the artist didn't punch him an decided to just sue if he would win or not since the artist is ill an all

  • @Wisa21Gaming
    @Wisa21Gaming 4 года назад +4767

    "My wife's not doing the doorman"
    "How do you know?"
    "We don't have a doorman".

  • @Kaybug150
    @Kaybug150 3 года назад +980

    The first time I saw this episode, it actually really creeped me out. Something about the idea of not seeing something the way everyone else does, and obviously not realizing it, because of course you wouldn't, makes me severely uncomfortable.

    • @Rkenton48
      @Rkenton48 2 года назад +32

      That is pretty much how we do see everything. Differently.

    • @kibenthewolf
      @kibenthewolf 2 года назад +6

      Welcome to DID it is terrifying

    • @geiiger
      @geiiger 2 года назад +12

      Do not watch Hannibal tv series constant weird

    • @jessicastone2179
      @jessicastone2179 2 года назад

      lol me with autism be like

    • @sarcasticguy4311
      @sarcasticguy4311 2 года назад +4

      Don't ever talk politics. Ever.

  • @eilivulv
    @eilivulv 3 года назад +2729

    I would like to see the husband's reaction when finding out he punched a sick man just trying to make a living.

    • @irmaadams7780
      @irmaadams7780 2 года назад +55

      How did you come up with this? Actually quite clever.

    • @spritemon98
      @spritemon98 2 года назад +30

      Sue him back

    • @gingertea3778
      @gingertea3778 2 года назад +57

      I would’ve wanted to jump in front of a train and disappear out of existence ngl. I’m an overthinker, although this wouldn’t happen in the first place because I personally wouldn’t have punched him and just pretended that the painting was what I wanted and left. The painting was really good either way, even if it was slightly different from what I wanted.

    • @lorisreality8681
      @lorisreality8681 2 года назад +85

      Yeah I thought the husband jumped the gun by punching him like that. I would have been angry because that wasn't the style of portrait they had evidently agreed upon. However, violence is just a good way to wind up in jail for assault. I probably would have not paid the dude because he didn't do what I asked. If later I figured out a medical condition was at fault. I would give him a chance to fix the original painting to a realistic face OR let him just start over and do the realistic portrait, and pay him after the work is done ( in style requested) plus a nice tip.

    • @MinesAGuinness
      @MinesAGuinness Год назад +46

      You make the mistake of assuming that people like that have the capacity to empathise, or to feel true remorse for their actions. In reality, he would expend a large amount of time just plainly lying to anyone who accused him of punching the artist. Then, when the weight of evidence was undeniable, he would continue to insult the artist, and justify his own actions. When charged, he would then expend his time feeling sorry for himself and accusing the legal system of being corrupt or full of 'leftists' for attempting to deal with a 'good, law-abiding' citizen like him. Worse, he would have a crowd of family, friends, neighbours and random crazies from the internet lining up to defend him.

  • @braincube013
    @braincube013 4 года назад +7932

    We all sitting here enjoying House, y’all my family now.

    • @gb469x
      @gb469x 4 года назад +146

      Hello family ❤️🙏🏼

    • @GageFilms
      @GageFilms 4 года назад +135

      I'm glad to be a part of such a lovely family.

    • @braincube013
      @braincube013 4 года назад +81

      @Alisha reily I’m resending you to the orphanage then 😎👍

    • @paranoidspiderbeans3968
      @paranoidspiderbeans3968 4 года назад +39

      Yes my bro

    • @pheonixiagal6828
      @pheonixiagal6828 4 года назад +57

      I have the coolest family ever :,)

  • @kaungsetmoe4876
    @kaungsetmoe4876 4 года назад +2523

    The picture of the wife really creeps me out with the music. It literally sends a chill down my spine.

  • @moviehermit5631
    @moviehermit5631 4 года назад +5207

    That husband at the beginning has some serious anger issues

    • @AcherontiaStyx
      @AcherontiaStyx 4 года назад +670

      Dude really just collected a felony because he didn't like some art

    • @Slackow
      @Slackow 4 года назад +306

      @@AcherontiaStyx I mean to be fair he was paying for it, but yeah it was an overreaction for sure.

    • @darklord2528
      @darklord2528 4 года назад +7

      How I would of nocked him out

    • @darklord2528
      @darklord2528 4 года назад +4

      mike meeks funny thing is I don’t have one so 😁

    • @dragonix8527
      @dragonix8527 4 года назад +113

      @ Sounds like you have anger issues too. Maybe get some help there, killer.

  • @jessepinkmansimp6090
    @jessepinkmansimp6090 4 года назад +2502

    it feels nice watching the clip at the exact same time as 260 strangers

    • @jaimhaas5170
      @jaimhaas5170 4 года назад +23

      If only we could make introductions...I know some of them are just my type.

    • @Nickdude56
      @Nickdude56 4 года назад +11

      I prefer to watch the same clip as 8,253 people😂

    • @crisdlcruz145
      @crisdlcruz145 4 года назад +2

      You got ease up on the crack pipe

    • @melenengrl
      @melenengrl 4 года назад +16

      Isn't that what happens when you watch normal TV?

    • @winniethepooh2941
      @winniethepooh2941 4 года назад +3

      And then 230 liking that idea

  • @codgamingvidsandmore
    @codgamingvidsandmore 4 года назад +3213

    I cant be the only one that realizes that the artist is John from Garfield

    • @samanthamorris427
      @samanthamorris427 4 года назад +28

      Braden Nicholson thank you

    • @BeamBinge
      @BeamBinge 4 года назад +43

      i believe he also plays in herbie fully loaded

    • @demons27
      @demons27 4 года назад +52

      Screw that. He's Boba Fett from Robot Chicken

    • @christiaanbothma
      @christiaanbothma 4 года назад +18

      I thought he looked familiar.

    • @alski200
      @alski200 4 года назад +41

      The actors name is Breckin Myer

  • @anthonywells7045
    @anthonywells7045 4 года назад +1111

    "Woah.. she is hot " meanwhile patient seizes uncontrollably on bed 😂😂

    • @magnusm4
      @magnusm4 4 года назад +54

      He's sort of like me.
      Why bother worrying when there's plenty around us doing it already and we can't do anything about this, so want some ice cream?

    • @3lttlbrds
      @3lttlbrds 3 года назад +4

      Ikr😂😂😂😂😂😂 that scene killed me

    • @gutz1981
      @gutz1981 3 года назад +3

      Welcome to House M.D

    • @confirmhandle
      @confirmhandle 3 года назад +1

      @@magnusm4 brilliant. 💯. However I guess everyone in the room can provide insight or an observation of a issues going on and collectively more knowledge nthe better to pick a direction.

  • @LittleParade_
    @LittleParade_ 4 года назад +2022

    From the makers of "This is Not Your Wife", we bring you: "This is Not My Wife!"

    • @Richard_Jones
      @Richard_Jones 4 года назад +50

      This is not my beautiful home either.

    • @lindasmith6316
      @lindasmith6316 4 года назад +3

      @@Richard_JonesLOL!!

    • @killgore375
      @killgore375 4 года назад +13

      @@Richard_Jones LETTING THE DAY GO BY! let the water hold me down.

    • @EssexAggiegrad2011
      @EssexAggiegrad2011 3 года назад +8

      That video brought me here

    • @miriamllamas224
      @miriamllamas224 3 года назад +5

      😂😂😂 that's exactly how YT recommended these two videos. LOL

  • @CantEscapeFlorida
    @CantEscapeFlorida 3 года назад +4755

    Clearly anyone weirded out by the painting never would have been a fan of picassos work. This was literally the reaction people had when picasso started doing his abstract work.

    • @eduardomiotto
      @eduardomiotto 3 года назад +56

      Or Francis Bacon.

    • @dxmanforlife
      @dxmanforlife 3 года назад +487

      I think its a lil diffrent because they wanted a potriat. Not a abstract painting. Its like paying for a burger and getting a chicken sandwich

    • @Ravi9A
      @Ravi9A 3 года назад +95

      Picasso sucks though

    • @Ravi9A
      @Ravi9A 3 года назад +46

      @Liam van der Vyver Nah, man, I really don't think most of his art is great, don't particularly care about his personal life.

    • @notyou6674
      @notyou6674 3 года назад +29

      @@eduardomiotto lets not compare such a great artist to trash. picasso isn't even close to a decent art student let alone francis bacon.

  • @Fanouriou
    @Fanouriou 4 года назад +829

    "Couldn't, even if i cared enough to want to!" What a beautiful sentence. I want a tattoo of that sentence!

  • @kawaiisakura7245
    @kawaiisakura7245 4 года назад +276

    1:57 Picasso would be proud.

    • @1c3K1ng
      @1c3K1ng 3 года назад +3

      I was laughing like an laughing hyena

    • @kkibela
      @kkibela 3 года назад +3

      Honestly feel like this episode is a very elaborate diss track to Picasso

    • @lauriepowell3959
      @lauriepowell3959 3 года назад +1

      Francis Bacon

  • @phoqueme
    @phoqueme 4 года назад +2011

    Ah I remember this ep. So long story short, this dude had a bezoar (a type of mass trapped in the intestines, usually) that got bigger and worse when he took one of his experimental drugs. In typical fashion, House finds out last minute and is able to save the patient lmao

    • @cliftonjames785
      @cliftonjames785 4 года назад +95

      How almost every house episode is structured lol

    • @MrsJolene-
      @MrsJolene- 3 года назад +60

      Like the bezoar from Harry Potter!
      That Snape asked him about the first time they met. Or that Harry used to save Ron when he drank Malfoys poisoned meade with professor Slughorn.
      It's a real thing!

    • @gobblinal
      @gobblinal 3 года назад +24

      Basically it's kinda like a hairball.

    • @businessmodelmastery8514
      @businessmodelmastery8514 3 года назад +74

      @@cliftonjames785 ... HOUSE is basically Sherlock Homes reworked, with the evil mysterious villains replaced with evil mysterious illnesses. The 'single episode soap opera sequence' requires a 'just when you though you had it sussed' cliffhanger before last minute resolution

    • @BackwardsHat
      @BackwardsHat 3 года назад +37

      Not a thorough explanation. The bezoar is indeed a mass, but it is a mass of drugs. Like, literally a ball of drugs.

  • @Selyidar
    @Selyidar 3 года назад +433

    Hugh Lawrey is perfect and insanely talented.
    Also, whoever came up with the idea for a Sherlock Holmes medical show, was a genius.

    • @geiiger
      @geiiger 2 года назад +3

      Thank the doctors then

    • @ebriggs3498
      @ebriggs3498 2 года назад +10

      Hugh Laurie.

    • @alexstewart7655
      @alexstewart7655 Год назад +5

      **Laurie

    • @lisaandothers
      @lisaandothers Год назад +6

      Fun fact: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle drew inspiration for Sherlock Holmes from Dr. Joseph Bell, one of his professors in medical school

    • @John-Doe-Yo
      @John-Doe-Yo Год назад

      @@alexstewart7655 it's actually Lawry.

  • @SIDEKICKONYOUTUBE
    @SIDEKICKONYOUTUBE 4 года назад +2957

    yeah you just assaulted a guy over something you could have just talked about. you are not only NOT going to get your 5k back, but you will be paying more.

    • @jonsimpson6240
      @jonsimpson6240 4 года назад +38

      @Troll uNeed I wouldn't try for jail for that, I would try for community service and some anger management course as well as some damages fine.

    • @DenerWitt
      @DenerWitt 3 года назад +21

      if the guy is paying good money for a painting he prob can afford to be sued.
      also, I would like to punch a guy that disrespects my wife too

    • @SIDEKICKONYOUTUBE
      @SIDEKICKONYOUTUBE 3 года назад +58

      @@DenerWitt yeah he can probably pay to be sued and yeah some of us do feel like punching a guy that disrespects our wives too..
      but the point remains ... hes never (physically) getting his money back and will be paying more money for assault.
      its my reaction to the guy punching the other guy and saying "that money better be here when i get back".

    • @pepe_s1lvia
      @pepe_s1lvia 3 года назад +6

      @@SIDEKICKONRUclips Yeah that's right he *might* have to pay more in circumstances where the charges aren't dropped ofc. And even if the guy didn't assault the artist and sued him instead, he would likely get countersued or counterclaimed due to his illness. Or in a situation where there was no illness but the artist's style was depicted in that odd form which was backed by the previous work, then there was no misleading nature of false advertisement so the guy who sued the artist just didn't pay attention, well the charges might or might not be dropped for falsely suing the artist so the countersuit will still be active, hence, the guy will literally lose more than he should've lost even if he did fail the suit that he acted upon if it was not accepted since it would rebut anyways. So the guy is literally in the worst position possible as in most possibilities he will end up losing money, some of them he may lose more than he would've and some less and there would still be slim chances of him winning the claims so if no action is taken and he cuts losses, he has a higher chance of not losing more and lower chance of getting it all back. I really do feel bad for him, this has created some sort of loophole which I can't really get that much into detail rn

    • @SIDEKICKONYOUTUBE
      @SIDEKICKONYOUTUBE 3 года назад +1

      @@pepe_s1lvia this

  • @jables3377
    @jables3377 4 года назад +362

    Here is a great question... if the artist saw the paining of the redhead was perfect... if he looked at the "perfect" paintings in his studio... wouldn't he see them as massively distorted? Unless he never looked around his studio, he should have known something was wrong!

    • @cmLMolde
      @cmLMolde 3 года назад +135

      Its actually a very interesting point surrounding how the brain fills areas it cant see properly. Its not that he saw distorted faces which he painted, he saw paintings perfectly normal, however when he began painting his brain distortes his view so while he was painting he saw something which was not there, he saw a perfect face portrait, while in reality he had missed the proportions and so on.
      I have some minor personal experience in having my view distorted just a little bit, i noticed when i couldnt find a minor item on a table, i saw the whole table just fine, but when i moved my head i saw the item right in front of me, discovering that i had a small hole i my vision, which my brain filled with an "assumption" of what was there. In the tables case the white cloth covering it. This was particularly scary as i might be blind to a pedestrian or car when out driving, as my brain would just fill the street/road as empty in my brain.
      However i will have a major headache whenever my vision fails me in this way so i avoid driving when this is the case.

    • @farahnaaz78
      @farahnaaz78 3 года назад +34

      Both of you . Bravo..
      Excellent question and an informative response

    • @mbsb1376
      @mbsb1376 3 года назад +2

      @@cmLMolde Thats a seizure dude.

    • @cmLMolde
      @cmLMolde 3 года назад +7

      @@mbsb1376 Hmm, we just consider it a bi effect of the migraines parts of my family gets under certain conditions.
      Especially activated during certain light conditions of which we usually put on sunglasses or withdraw to a dark room. (Laying down with eyes closed also helps.) I havent seen it as any more than just "a migraine" since my mother also gets it.

    • @KohavEsh
      @KohavEsh 3 года назад +11

      @@mbsb1376 not necessarily a seizure. Read "The man who mistook his wife for a hat"

  • @tsilva2183
    @tsilva2183 3 года назад +145

    I love how they always break into the patient’s homes lol

  • @_thecell_
    @_thecell_ 3 года назад +168

    If you pause around 1:03 just before the husband steps in front of the painting, you can tell it isn't distorted at all.

    • @pentrent8421
      @pentrent8421 3 года назад +25

      Thank you,now I can sleep again.

    • @robertpodbery242
      @robertpodbery242 2 года назад +67

      It is just possible that that is what the artist saw, rather than what was there

    • @davidretana6258
      @davidretana6258 2 года назад +10

      maybe were another patient with the same condition 😵

    • @zoyadulzura7490
      @zoyadulzura7490 Год назад +9

      @@robertpodbery242 I'm subscribing to that because I like it better than a continuity error.

    • @jakepullman4914
      @jakepullman4914 8 месяцев назад +2

      Why did they bother making a "normal painting" prop? Seems like throwing away time and money when it's never supposed to appear on-screen.

  • @emmawalker2277
    @emmawalker2277 4 года назад +169

    are we just gonna sleep on that amazing line "are you going to tell heather?" "couldnt, even if i cared enought to want to"

    • @notme222
      @notme222 2 года назад +4

      It's brilliant. I was about to drop my own comment until I saw yours down here.

    • @hengamehhjh7086
      @hengamehhjh7086 2 года назад +4

      I was looking for this comment

  • @jayhome2715
    @jayhome2715 3 года назад +879

    You ever seen a hospital behave like CSI?? lol I love how this show treats hospitals like there's a team of specialists just waiting to solve the next mystery patient. lol

    • @industrialcathedral
      @industrialcathedral 3 года назад +80

      irl they usually say it's bad diet, emotional problem or hypochondria. And they ask you to wait in a horrendous queue for a specialist, 2 years or more

    • @simonbright2975
      @simonbright2975 2 года назад +17

      Guess that's why you know... it's a fictional piece of television.

    • @maureenlaneski2802
      @maureenlaneski2802 2 года назад +8

      It's weird to me that they do everything. They're taking blood. They're putting in tubes.

    • @shadows_star
      @shadows_star 2 года назад +44

      ....It's a diagnostic team. In a teaching hospital...with a diagnostician who only takes the strangest cases. Of course they do, especially when House specifically picked each member to have a different specialty.

    • @cherylernst2343
      @cherylernst2343 2 года назад +37

      Actually the hospital near me is very. much like this. It is a teaching hospital. A medical college. There are young doctors that are able to work next to some of the best specialists in the country. The level of care is reflective of the dedication of the staff of fellows and specialists. I was fortunate enough to have gotten a team that is very
      similar to what you see on this program.

  • @nightrous3026
    @nightrous3026 3 года назад +176

    "you may find yourself thinking: this is not my beautiful wife"

    • @Bowiiihowdy
      @Bowiiihowdy 3 года назад +8

      Letting the days go by

    • @axecalibore
      @axecalibore 3 года назад

      LOL! Comment of the day.

    • @sivalley
      @sivalley 2 года назад +2

      Under the water; carry the water

    • @Jane5720
      @Jane5720 8 месяцев назад

      Isn’t that a song?

    • @louisebyrne5856
      @louisebyrne5856 7 месяцев назад

      Letting the days go by....

  • @Werntzy
    @Werntzy 4 года назад +1632

    Jon Arbuckle just got punched by Butch Glizean/Solomon Grundy
    Interesting crossover

  • @Theveshinpillay
    @Theveshinpillay 4 года назад +44

    "Couldn't even if I cared enough to want to", always loved that line

    • @jacobsmith7254
      @jacobsmith7254 4 года назад

      Please explain that line to me. Can't figure it out.

    • @Theveshinpillay
      @Theveshinpillay 4 года назад +2

      @@jacobsmith7254 HIPAA is a Law that restricts Doctors from divulging information their patients tell them. House means that even if he cared enough to tell the patient's girlfriend that he's broke, he literally couldn't tell her because of the law.

  • @Capcoor
    @Capcoor 3 года назад +32

    “You look amazing.”
    She really does.

  • @frankthetank7187
    @frankthetank7187 4 года назад +43

    I love those smiles House gives like at 3:26. Feels authentic

    • @EziooAuditore
      @EziooAuditore 4 года назад +3

      Shows how good of an actor Hugh Laurie is

  • @slaphappyduplenty2436
    @slaphappyduplenty2436 2 года назад +71

    “I need more light on your hips”
    Her hips are behind a pillow.

    • @allys744
      @allys744 7 месяцев назад +1

      I thought the same thing too!!

    • @stupidburp
      @stupidburp 5 месяцев назад +1

      Subtle hint to drop the pillow and show more skin

  • @dailydoseofmedicinee
    @dailydoseofmedicinee 4 года назад +765

    The name House pays tribute to the medical acronym HOUSE (History Of USE). This terminology is used to denote when a patient has a history of drug use or addiction.
    👍

    • @jessepinkmansimp6090
      @jessepinkmansimp6090 4 года назад +141

      that is correct, it's also a play on sherlock holmes (holmes sounds like homes, therefore we have house and wilson)

    • @CrowGamingVideos
      @CrowGamingVideos 4 года назад +62

      @@jessepinkmansimp6090 As well as House living in apartment B in a building at 221 on his street, the opiod addiction, disdain for people, and brilliance in his field

    • @greg3082
      @greg3082 4 года назад +67

      In another episode, it was also revealed that if you shuffle around the letters in GREGORY HOUSE, you can spell HUGE EGO, SORRY. So the witty writers of the show probably started with the last name House for the reasons you mentioned, then added the first name Gregory for that reason as well.

    • @jessepinkmansimp6090
      @jessepinkmansimp6090 4 года назад +7

      @@CrowGamingVideos my school locker number is 221, it's like i was meant to love house

    • @RuralTowner
      @RuralTowner 4 года назад +2

      @@jessepinkmansimp6090 ie destined to be brilliant but blunt?

  • @Roddarzz
    @Roddarzz 2 года назад +24

    13: "What are you looking at?"
    House:"Apparently a moron!"
    House's rudeness is so catchy 😆

  • @WalterLiddy
    @WalterLiddy 3 года назад +128

    House's astonishment at the sight of the wife is hilarious.

    • @benwu7980
      @benwu7980 2 года назад +8

      There's something just correct about how not just his gaze went to her chest, but also the camera shot did.

  • @mariabarker2036
    @mariabarker2036 3 года назад +39

    When I first got my House DVDs, I was binge watching them.
    Husband (who watched when around but didn't binge): This is so formulaic.
    Me: Yep, Don't Care. Shush.

  • @AkshayKumar-tp1el
    @AkshayKumar-tp1el 4 года назад +17

    Now I don't think I will be able to sleep after watching that portrait and hearing the background music at the same time

  • @610Hobbies
    @610Hobbies 4 года назад +789

    I really hated it when House became so obsessed with his team's personal lives, he was never this invasive of their privacy with his original crew.

    • @EVO6-
      @EVO6- 4 года назад +91

      Maybe he trusts them less? Or maybe the writers slacked off idk

    • @TheCatandCrystalWitch
      @TheCatandCrystalWitch 4 года назад +337

      I figured he wasn’t getting the reactions he used to get. No one is surprised by his usual behaviors anymore, oh that’s just House. He had to do worse and worse things to get the reactions he wanted. Basically he was bored. This is just my take on what the writers were trying to convey.

    • @610Hobbies
      @610Hobbies 4 года назад +50

      @@TheCatandCrystalWitch That makes sense, I really didn't like House becoming like that, he became more and more childish as the show went on.

    • @shanayazaveri2620
      @shanayazaveri2620 4 года назад +135

      This was the season House's mental health got worse because of the vicodin. Maybe, this was a part of it. And not to mention, he was lonely because Wilson had left the hospital for a while and wasn't talking to House.

    • @shinyelf
      @shinyelf 4 года назад +64

      House is an addict, the thing that provided a sufficient kick last week might not do so this week. He'll always be compelled to seek greater thrills, wilder reactions. That is why he becomes increasingly invasive, why he becomes more extreme in his procedures. House is a paradox in that he needs to cure a patient, but he never wants them to be healthy, since them becoming healthy ends the game/challenge.

  • @gopalakrishna2966
    @gopalakrishna2966 4 года назад +66

    Couldn't even if I cared enough to want to. LMAO sums up House.

  • @NatashaLovell
    @NatashaLovell 3 года назад +22

    "Couldn't, even if I cared enough to want to" 🤣🤣

  • @johnb8956
    @johnb8956 4 года назад +680

    Day 514 of promising I will watch the full thing instead of random clips on RUclips

  • @TheOnceandFutureJake
    @TheOnceandFutureJake 3 года назад +21

    "Couldn't even if I cared enough to want to!" I'm definitely gonna start using this.

  • @blackoperation14
    @blackoperation14 3 года назад +42

    And you may say to yourself, "This is not my beautiful wife!"

    • @macmcleod1188
      @macmcleod1188 3 года назад +5

      And you may say to yourself, "This is not my beautiful house."

  • @aneeshahenry8672
    @aneeshahenry8672 4 года назад +111

    "He's doctor House. He's pleased to meet you"😂😂😂

  • @zacharycohn822
    @zacharycohn822 4 года назад +32

    I can't be the only one who was mildly infuriated when the door didn't stay closed at 8:07

  • @hchoe741
    @hchoe741 3 года назад +18

    "What's wrong with it?"
    It's a MASTERPIECE!!

  • @DragonLandlord
    @DragonLandlord 3 года назад +446

    Painting a portrait would have taken months considering scheduling, someone would have noticed that it wasn't what they were paying for long before he finished it.

    • @HibiyaPlays
      @HibiyaPlays 3 года назад +37

      Not necessarily. Some artists can finish within a few hours. Just look at "Portrait Artist of the Year" competition.

    • @FordFourD-aka-Ford4D
      @FordFourD-aka-Ford4D 3 года назад +84

      Nah, a portrait of that level of realism/naturalism (at least what's it's supposed to look like) isn't hard to do for a trained painter. You could easily knock that out in a single session. Easy. And in general, most portraits don't take anywhere close to months. That would be insane.

    • @Thejollyjujube
      @Thejollyjujube 3 года назад +15

      No, not at all. Depends really on what you want the final result to be. But I can see that painting be done in one session. Maybe two

    • @BenSwagnerd
      @BenSwagnerd 2 года назад

      @@Thejollyjujube i feel like humidity has a lot to do with it too. Like for an oil painting, paintings done in humid areas will dry differently than ones in non humid areas. I kinda wanna bug my oil painter friend...

    • @jorriffhdhtrsegg
      @jorriffhdhtrsegg 2 года назад +1

      Not really, its all prima post-impressionist stuff basically. It may take a few sittings but what you mean is something like a classical or hyperreal style.

  • @emilybean7806
    @emilybean7806 3 года назад +14

    I see that painting as an abstract painting or maybe more surrealism type. It gives me Dali vibes. I would love to keep that painting tbh. But I could understand why the husband would be upset since he paid for it and thought the man was probably harassing his wife. But as a painter myself, I kinda like it distorted.

  • @achyuta4206
    @achyuta4206 3 года назад +19

    "Couldn't even if I cared enough to want to." The way he said it. 🤣

  • @Endlesshadowsxoxo
    @Endlesshadowsxoxo 2 года назад +8

    I cackle every time he opens a door not using the actual handle, such a hilarious little detail

  • @anna-majandersson6716
    @anna-majandersson6716 4 года назад +30

    House : You seem to have a massive brain tumor!
    Patient : Who are you?
    13 : He's Dr House! He's pleased to meet you....!

  • @veilbreak5867
    @veilbreak5867 3 года назад +33

    only on tv do unemployed 'starving artists' have apartments like that.

  • @franktherubberducky
    @franktherubberducky 3 года назад +57

    It's good to see Kumar finally become a doctor.
    He did made hi dad proud afterall...

  • @GreyhawkTheAngry
    @GreyhawkTheAngry 3 года назад +23

    6:06 is my favorite part, seeing Thirteen get excited was cute.

  • @mrprogamer7163
    @mrprogamer7163 4 года назад +19

    House would be great at being crewmate in among us.

  • @truwu8177
    @truwu8177 Год назад +14

    9:18 still my favorite moment lol

  • @samarthvir
    @samarthvir 4 года назад +12

    9:18
    Patient : seizing
    House : 👀

  • @jaimhaas5170
    @jaimhaas5170 4 года назад +43

    So beauty is "not" always in the eye of the beholder?

  • @moonscar119
    @moonscar119 2 года назад +11

    for anyone that cares : Spoilers:
    one of the trials he was on was an antacid... it caused the other drug trials to ball up in his stomach because he didn't have enough stomach acid to digest them.... every now and then the ball would break up and release a huge does of whatever concoction it was made of and caused the symptoms

    • @TaraErnst
      @TaraErnst 9 дней назад

      Thank you, I was genuinely confused.

  • @omairsh8
    @omairsh8 3 года назад +8

    "He's Dr. House, he's pleased to meet you"
    😂

  • @skylarrossspeedpaintstheory
    @skylarrossspeedpaintstheory 3 года назад +49

    When the artist brain got tired of realism it goes straight to abstract randomly.
    -sky 2020

  • @cmf1402
    @cmf1402 Год назад +7

    At the beginning I thought he drew the woman with herself completely exposed, when I finally saw it I couldn't contain my belly laugh.

  • @XeroFailGames
    @XeroFailGames 2 года назад +10

    No matter how many roles breckin myer plays he will always be all the voices from robot chicken

  • @wessltov
    @wessltov 4 года назад +48

    One year ago: "This isn't your wife!"
    This year: "This is not my wife!"
    What is it with people being mistaken for someone's wife?

    • @macmcleod1188
      @macmcleod1188 3 года назад +2

      Well there was once a man who mistook his wife for a hat.
      Seriously.

  • @a.realperson
    @a.realperson 4 года назад +280

    where’s the person who explains the synopsis of the episode in the comments so I don’t have to go watch the whole thing?

    • @mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhh7809
      @mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhh7809 4 года назад +77

      Not same person, but the medical reason behind issue is a hairball that's got experimental drugs in it. Sometimes the drugs dissolve and randomly give him symptoms

    • @lukechillin6226
      @lukechillin6226 4 года назад +17

      @@mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhh7809 our saviour

    • @magnusm4
      @magnusm4 4 года назад +59

      @@mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhh7809 Saw the episode. Basically he was a guinea pig and one of the drugs gave lower stomach acid causing left overs to stuck together creating a kind of ball that absorbed the experimental pills and regularly gave him a high dose of all three drugs.

    • @The-Rose-and-the-Cross
      @The-Rose-and-the-Cross 4 года назад +23

      So it's a bezoar? I didn't see that one coming.

    • @stephw.7874
      @stephw.7874 4 года назад +11

      @@The-Rose-and-the-Cross Professor Snape did though

  • @mikasaack0000
    @mikasaack0000 2 года назад +14

    My heart stopped when I saw the painting. I’m a easily scared person, the music was already creeping me out to the point I went from my room alone to the sitting room with my 3 sister’s then continue watching. Then I saw the painting😱😱😱😱😱😱

    • @johngalvin3124
      @johngalvin3124 2 года назад

      So sucassa? , Mikasa...

    • @katinsu7700
      @katinsu7700 2 месяца назад

      I will never get, why all those commentators get so worked up about a painting and no one cares about a person being struck to the ground in his own house for no reason at all. This husband is a misogynistic piece of a human being

  • @sarahgoff4795
    @sarahgoff4795 3 года назад +7

    I have an anaphylactic reaction to the contrast dye. I have MRI’s every six months...

  • @jillnelson8746
    @jillnelson8746 2 года назад +5

    It’s so great to see actors who later became famous!

  • @MikinessAnalog
    @MikinessAnalog 3 года назад +9

    A complete loss of self control may cost you more money than you were initially owed when you physically strike another individual.
    His parents would be so proud they raised a bully.

  • @dharmallars
    @dharmallars Год назад +40

    I think the funniest thing about this is the idea that a painting like that could be completed in one sitting

    • @tharwab
      @tharwab Год назад +2

      it definitely could lol

    • @ilmaio
      @ilmaio Год назад +2

      Have you ever been in any tourist spot worldwide? One hour tops, you have your portrait. Chalks, 10 minutes.

  • @mrroboshadow
    @mrroboshadow 2 года назад +17

    if you pay close attention when the couple are coming around to look at the painting (around 1:03) it actually looks normal

  • @MrQwerty15ification
    @MrQwerty15ification 2 года назад +53

    As a kid, I never understood the reluctance to have a doctor check you over. Now, as an adult who needs money, I completely understand the reluctance

  • @NotAGoodUsername360
    @NotAGoodUsername360 3 года назад +26

    You know if I were the client and I said I didn't want an abstract painting, and he said that it wasn't abstract, I'd call the hospital instead of punching.

  • @ttluvsuu
    @ttluvsuu 2 года назад +2

    " are you gonna tell heather?!? "
    " couldn't even if i cared enough to want to "
    LMFAOOO

  • @gitygal
    @gitygal 3 года назад +4

    The way am addicted to house clips.. it's like I can't sleep until I see one😎😎

  • @zjjir
    @zjjir 7 дней назад

    "couldn't even if i cared enough to want to" XD love it

  • @amypap3100
    @amypap3100 3 года назад +21

    I see kumar finally graduated med school and stopped smoking weed lol

    • @jeanlouw7240
      @jeanlouw7240 3 года назад +2

      Didn't he kill himself in this series ?

    • @20biomed08
      @20biomed08 3 года назад

      @@jeanlouw7240 yes.

  • @cygnustsp
    @cygnustsp 2 года назад +4

    I live in a very old house full of peeling lead paint and black mold. I have awesome trippy visions sometimes.

  • @orangeythecat9252
    @orangeythecat9252 3 года назад +6

    Couldn’t even if I care enough to want to. -Dr. House

  • @stephanienarcisse978
    @stephanienarcisse978 4 года назад +11

    🤣🤣🤣 both the painting and the brush are dry

  • @poptartdom
    @poptartdom 2 года назад +1

    "Couldn't even if I cared enough to want to" lolol

  • @Mushroom-Cosplays
    @Mushroom-Cosplays 2 года назад +12

    Honestly I love that kind of art style. I have body dysphoria and the idea of the body being worped and moved like that is just a vivid idea of how I feel about myself.

  • @50calbullit
    @50calbullit 3 года назад +10

    dude kumar actually became a doctor like his dad wanted lol

  • @Qaztar44
    @Qaztar44 4 года назад +16

    And you may ask yourself..
    THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

    • @IcyDragonPolaris
      @IcyDragonPolaris 4 года назад +4

      And you may say to yourself, "THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE"

    • @John231984
      @John231984 4 года назад +3

      @@IcyDragonPolaris And then you may ask yourself. How did I get here?

    • @tamarpelkinson3518
      @tamarpelkinson3518 4 года назад +3

      Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down

  • @Trollsty
    @Trollsty 4 года назад +12

    Just realized all the seasons of house are on Amazon prime. Time to start binge watching

  • @EPrimeify
    @EPrimeify 4 года назад +24

    Spoiler: Brecken Meyer had a furball inside him.
    AKA a ‘Beezor’

    • @shanayazaveri2620
      @shanayazaveri2620 4 года назад +7

      Well Garfield must be shedding too much hair.
      Edit: I think it's 'Bezoar'.

    • @EPrimeify
      @EPrimeify 4 года назад

      @@shanayazaveri2620 Thanks.

  • @krock90
    @krock90 Год назад +1

    @6:26 _"He's Dr. House. He's pleased to meet you."_ 😂

  • @cygnustsp
    @cygnustsp 2 года назад +48

    I had a friend who did those drug trials. He'd get $5000 for a 5 day study. Dude was completely crazy but awesome to hang out with.

    • @usp40guy5
      @usp40guy5 2 года назад

      Good thing he didn't paint a portrait of your wife 😁

    • @cygnustsp
      @cygnustsp 2 года назад +2

      @@usp40guy5 I wouldn't let him within 1000 miles of my wife lol

    • @TaraErnst
      @TaraErnst 9 дней назад

      Yeah I knew a student who did them too. Mostly sleep deprivation and such. In truth I wouldn't do it.

  • @paolaalmazan6441
    @paolaalmazan6441 2 года назад +2

    -Are you gonna tell Heather?
    -I couldn't, even if I cared enough to want to
    😂

  • @brikhausgaming9474
    @brikhausgaming9474 3 года назад +13

    Seems like an overreaction to an abstract painting

  • @axiomist4488
    @axiomist4488 2 года назад +6

    I love this guy ! Everybody's freaking over an emergency, trying to save the patient and House is checking out the woman's boobs ! House :" She IS hot!" LOL !

  • @HS-lv3is
    @HS-lv3is 4 года назад +10

    Punching him was so unnecessary!

  • @lizfritz6546
    @lizfritz6546 2 года назад +8

    The amount of HIPPA violations in this show are insane

  • @industrialcathedral
    @industrialcathedral 3 года назад +5

    It's Breckin Meyer! How nice to see him

  • @MaxwellsDemon9
    @MaxwellsDemon9 3 года назад +1

    Kuttner: "Can't Lucas ...?" LOLOL

  • @eloiselogue
    @eloiselogue 2 года назад +3

    dude punches somone and then abusively yells at his wife to leave. what a winner.

  • @marksstudio
    @marksstudio 9 месяцев назад +1

    When the one Doctor said, "That would cheapen the achievement" did you see the look on House's face? Things were working out just like he hoped with that sinister smile of his. That was a great scene.

  • @zinthin8456
    @zinthin8456 3 года назад +5

    It's crazy how big those patient rooms are. Nothing is that big in real hospital

  • @saullandiof5768
    @saullandiof5768 2 года назад +2

    4:53 lol why does this studio look like a theatre stage

  • @beyondoceann
    @beyondoceann 3 года назад +4

    That's how Picasso painted 🤣🤣

  • @MissAlii432
    @MissAlii432 4 года назад +32

    Couldn’t even if I cared enough to want to 😂 god I love House

    • @MissAlii432
      @MissAlii432 4 года назад +1

      @Troll uNeed
      It’s not just the line, it’s the delivery as well. Maybe when you get more creative you’ll be an effective troll I need, unfortunately atm you’re not the troll anyone wants.

    • @sonjabethay2277
      @sonjabethay2277 3 года назад

      Lol

  • @paulbulva9131
    @paulbulva9131 4 года назад +3

    Most addictive channel around

  • @Deus_Te_Ama_Muito
    @Deus_Te_Ama_Muito Месяц назад

    3:26 That Smile, That freaking smile 🤣

  • @willmcc4070
    @willmcc4070 3 года назад +3

    Love how the first comment is about how this guy played jon in the garfield movies, thought the same thing