Santa Does 2023 (Performance Lyric Video) by Counterfeit Self

Not just another Christmas song, it's the song for those annoyed by Christmas songs!
Dan Terpstra: Lyrics, guitar, drums, percussion, mellotron, claps, claves, and more…
Dr. James Brown: Bass
Beach video clips by Michele Terpstra starring Suzette in the background!
(Fat Man) Santa Does
[A]Fat man [A2]breaks
Through the [A4]bedroom [A2]door
[A]Scurries a[A2]round
The [E]living room floor
Doesn’t have a hat
Or a long Grey beard
Looks just like your dad
But he’s acting weird
[D]Santa does
[E]What he wants to do
[A]He didn’t ask me
And he’ll [f#]never
ask you
(Still) [D]Santa showed up
At my [E]house again
This [A]year [E7]
[A]Bah ba [A2]bap
Bah dee bah [A4]ee yah [A2]bah
[A]Bah ba [A2]bap
[E]Yah dee yah ya
Rosie red cheeks
And a beer in hand
Fat man looks
Just like every man
He plays with our toys
Before we get our chance
Takes off quick
With a strange little dance
[D]Santa Claude does
[E]What he wants to do
[A]He didn’t ask me
And he’ll [f#]never
ask you
(Still) [D]Santa showed up
At my [E]house again
This [A]year [E7]
[b]He knows if you’re naughty
[c#]He knows if you’re nice
[D]He’s been watching you sleeping
[c#]When you’re tucked in at night
[b]He knows if you’re naughty
[c#]He’s not really nice
[D]Santa breaks into your house
[E]Every Christmas [E7]night
[A]Bah ba [A2]bap
Bah dee bah [A4]ee yah [A2]bah
[A]Bah ba [A2]bap
[E]Yah dee yah ya
Fat man stands by
The Christmas tree
Laughing with mom
Until they noticed me
Told me to go back
To my room
Then got busy together
Way too soon
[A]Bah ba [A2]bap
Bah dee bah [A4]ee yah [A2]bah
[A]Bah ba [A2]bap
[E]Yah dee yah ya
[D]Santa Claude does
[E]What he wants to do
[A]He didn’t ask me
And he’ll [f#]never
ask you
(Still) [D]Santa showed up
At my [E]house again
This [A]year
[D]Santa showed up
At my [E]house again
This [A]year
(Still) [D]Santa showed up
At my [E]house again
This [A]year [E7]
Thanks to ‪@ThomasChrist‬ for always being there, the likes of ‪@MetalHeadHippie‬ and ‪@JadeStarr‬ who always support people, and some of those SWA folks for lending an ear here and there!
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This song had two totally different sets of lyrics and melody which were totally split down the middle from the Songwriters Anonymous crew and although I loved the idea of a song about how santa is only good to rich kids, the SWA people voted for this version where it's a big lie where your dad is pretending to be St. Nick.