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  • @mamacass8970
    @mamacass8970 8 месяцев назад +5755

    No offense Paul but what the flock am I gonna do then 😂 Urzila and Paul are my shipmates

    • @GustavRex
      @GustavRex 6 месяцев назад +1

      Ew. Stop shipping people. It's parasocial and weird as hell. Go tf outside.

    • @TOMSAVOR
      @TOMSAVOR 5 месяцев назад +1

      Coward censor

    • @Danielovesrock247
      @Danielovesrock247 5 месяцев назад

      Omg you should’ve seen Paul and another girl that was in the season before that😂😂

  • @miragedown
    @miragedown 8 месяцев назад +3490

    I love Urzila and Paul. I hunted down this season specifically for these 2. I was not disappointed

    • @hsfhanaa
      @hsfhanaa 8 месяцев назад +6

      Where did you watch it?

    • @miragedown
      @miragedown 8 месяцев назад

      @@hsfhanaa ruclips.net/video/uL19bXFp1Do/видео.htmlsi=KES4x1bvdpbE-7A7

    • @miragedown
      @miragedown 8 месяцев назад

      @@hsfhanaa ruclips.net/video/IieSHmesn1k/видео.htmlsi=GVVmA_g3M0xLpt6d

    • @girlypopgay
      @girlypopgay 8 месяцев назад +7

      What season?

    • @JustSitAndLaugh
      @JustSitAndLaugh 8 месяцев назад +7

      It's on youtube. No reason to "hunt" anything down.

  • @muddydave01
    @muddydave01 5 месяцев назад +699

    I love NZ taskmaster. So much swearing. It makes this Aussie feel right at home.

  • @tilrox
    @tilrox Месяц назад +261

    Yall need to watch the full episode man. Basically Paul told them not to open the task, because it said that the moment they read the task, they had to hold the jugs of milk over the microwaves. Time started the moment they entered the room. Let's just say that everyone but 1 didn't trust Paul and it was amazing.

    • @poppysquids
      @poppysquids 25 дней назад +2

      which episode is it

    • @tilrox
      @tilrox 14 дней назад +3

      @@poppysquids if I remember correctly it was s2 e10

    • @samaraisnt
      @samaraisnt 11 дней назад +2

      boy am i lost

  • @meepmeep749
    @meepmeep749 8 месяцев назад +373

    I wouldve asked paul what to do lol

    • @superfrogsgaming
      @superfrogsgaming 8 месяцев назад +32

      In the full episode a few people do and he says don't open it

  • @chubski45
    @chubski45 8 месяцев назад +62

    By far one of my favourite contestants I've seen on any version of taskmaster

  • @yyflower
    @yyflower 8 месяцев назад +673

    I didn't realise just how many of the UK tasks were first done in TM NZ. Great task!

    • @rb2k196
      @rb2k196 8 месяцев назад +67

      Other way around, my dude - UK (started in 2015) came before NZ (started in 2020). NZ tasks came from the UK one

    • @sammatthew7441
      @sammatthew7441 8 месяцев назад +51

      ​@@rb2k196well it just depends when the seasons came out bc this task was in season 14 UK which only came out last year and idk when this season of NZ came out plus Alex says that they do like to steal good tasks from the other versions

    • @robyn_hammerton
      @robyn_hammerton 8 месяцев назад +35

      @@rb2k196yes uk taskmaster started first. But nz taskmaster only use tasks that haven’t been on any taskmaster series before. Variations are fine if they are different enough.

    • @christianboehlefeld5168
      @christianboehlefeld5168 8 месяцев назад +18

      @@rb2k196UK Taskmaster blatantly steals tasks from NZ Taskmaster. This series alone has been pillaged shamelessly by Alex and the Andys. This task, the grape task, the sabotage your team secret task. In the current series of UK Taskmaster the sausage task was taken from series 1 of NZ, except that in NZ they gave them casings to use. Champion of Champions 2 stole the live task from NZ as well.
      Besides, Paul is on record saying they try not to copy any other tasks and in series 2 cut one that was too similar to one that appeared on the then recent UK broadcast.

    • @sakumisan
      @sakumisan 8 месяцев назад +36

      @@christianboehlefeld5168 How can you "steal" from your original creation? LOL

  • @darklordoftheuniverse7803
    @darklordoftheuniverse7803 8 месяцев назад +529

    In that situation would have just taken the lids off the milks and then held them flat and then tip the contents over the microwave so I didn't touch them and also so it would gradually get lighter

    • @ohheyemmi
      @ohheyemmi 8 месяцев назад +75

      Thats what Sara Millican did in the original version of this task

    • @ProfX501
      @ProfX501 7 месяцев назад +63

      @@ohheyemmiThis is the original version of the task. The UK series took a couple task ideas from the NZ series

    • @P4rz1va1
      @P4rz1va1 7 месяцев назад +20

      But they were supposed to lift them right away weren't they? I feel like the rules wouldn't allow for it unless you can open it one handed without lowering it.

    • @bloodyhell3769
      @bloodyhell3769 6 месяцев назад

      the swedish version of this series is the original mate@@ProfX501

    • @tortoisex
      @tortoisex 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@P4rz1va1teeth

  • @fundude365
    @fundude365 8 месяцев назад +644

    When they ran this task in the UK, one of the contestants started emptying the bottles mid-task.
    The lab then smelled like death for the next few months while they found voids under the floor that the milk had seeped into.

    • @salmavia1359
      @salmavia1359 7 месяцев назад +5

      which season & episode?

    • @p0litical
      @p0litical 7 месяцев назад +4

      It was series 14, I don’t know which episode though.

    • @luminousfaedust
      @luminousfaedust 7 месяцев назад +18

      Oh yeah that was Sarah Millican! And if I remember right Munya walked in after for a team task and was the first to comment on how god awful it was. Cuz they cleaned what they could see, but it leaked into the floor xD
      Also Dara's "What wait what? Wait what?" like absolute confusion at the task was pure gold.
      The episode was #6

  • @alexanderlevy158
    @alexanderlevy158 2 месяца назад +6

    If the assistant said not to open the task... I mean... can you not ask like "Are you saying that I am allowed to not open the task, and then leave?"

  • @mojojojo3411
    @mojojojo3411 Месяц назад +11

    No fair, theyre too tall 😭

  • @fejimanz
    @fejimanz 8 месяцев назад +24

    Paul is our planets sweetest boy!

  • @doggytheanarchist7876
    @doggytheanarchist7876 8 месяцев назад +157

    It's gonna be a lot harder on the shorter ppl.

    • @sarahboes6829
      @sarahboes6829 8 месяцев назад +8

      right? super unfair task

    • @annaneuburger9947
      @annaneuburger9947 8 месяцев назад +23

      The task wasn't to hold the bottles up if you watch the episode they only had to hold them after opening the task so waiting to open the task was the way to win

    • @doggytheanarchist7876
      @doggytheanarchist7876 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@annaneuburger9947 thank you. I haven't seen the NZ episodes in full yet. Only the shorts.

  • @ZainOplus
    @ZainOplus День назад

    Omg the ringing sound made my ears itch... Ofc most of you won't notice it

  • @trevornemeth5890
    @trevornemeth5890 3 месяца назад +3

    What if one of them came in and dumped out the milk IMMEDIATELY? I mean, HUGE gamble but if they put it in something in case they need it, they'd just be holding the empty things for an hour😂😂

    • @Gwalchgwyn
      @Gwalchgwyn 23 дня назад

      Trying holding nothing at all up for one hour. ;)

  • @HelamanGile
    @HelamanGile 4 месяца назад +16

    I would have just pulled the two tables closer and then lifted them up 😂

  • @Tao_Tology
    @Tao_Tology 8 месяцев назад +11

    If only they'd had a Sarah Millican to help them.

  • @FeatherMelody
    @FeatherMelody 8 месяцев назад +39

    what if they just moved them to the front after lifting and then held them down at their side? technically didn't touch

    • @indyferncja6784
      @indyferncja6784 8 месяцев назад +13

      they have to hold them over the microwaves

    • @Rumym8
      @Rumym8 8 месяцев назад

      put it on the floor @@indyferncja6784

  • @nazz7920
    @nazz7920 22 дня назад

    You were amazing.

  • @Shae_Sandybanks
    @Shae_Sandybanks 8 месяцев назад +1

    I love Urzila

  • @jason300c1
    @jason300c1 2 месяца назад

    This is a wonderful task... lol

  • @JustPlainRex
    @JustPlainRex 3 месяца назад +1

    “Straighten those arms now”

  • @ninjakitty7
    @ninjakitty7 5 месяцев назад +5

    What show is this, I NEED to watch it!!

  • @darkwolfe6986
    @darkwolfe6986 Месяц назад +1

    Should have made Paul drink the jugs 👻

  • @goldilocks8235
    @goldilocks8235 8 месяцев назад +4

    GUY MONTGOMERY

  • @Lanai50
    @Lanai50 7 месяцев назад

    I think the UK version used 2 gal bottles 😂

  • @CatyBee
    @CatyBee 8 месяцев назад +5

    Jack White would be delightful on this.

  • @paulpickett4522
    @paulpickett4522 8 месяцев назад +15

    Umm...kinda needed context...??

    • @5Amigos32
      @5Amigos32 8 месяцев назад +9

      There is a 10 minute timer counting down. After they read the task they have to start holding milk jugs over the microwaves if the jugs touch the microwave they have to stop. The goal is to stop as close to the end of the timer as possible. So the more time they take before reading the task the less time they have to hold the milk.

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 8 месяцев назад +23

      ​@@5Amigos32Nope. It's counting up. Longest time wins. But the count starts the moment they entered the lab. David trusted Paul for over an hour (they had a little picnic) before opening the task.

    • @MrTuas
      @MrTuas 8 месяцев назад +27

      ​@@qwertyTRiGin the Danish edition one of the contestants just took the envelope and left. Only opening it during the live show, and getting an official time of multiple months.

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@MrTuas That's wonderful! I need to start watching more editions of Taskmaster.

  • @viktor8316
    @viktor8316 4 месяца назад +1

    which episode?

  • @TheChickenMaster55
    @TheChickenMaster55 Месяц назад +3

    Alex Horne and groggy Davies is better though

  • @justlynsey8778
    @justlynsey8778 28 дней назад

    It was lift the milk, hold it and it cannot touch the top of the microwave I believe 😅

  • @noukhollands
    @noukhollands 5 месяцев назад +1

    I advise everyone to watch the whole episode

    • @meganlee3769
      @meganlee3769 5 месяцев назад +2

      What season is it?

    • @noukhollands
      @noukhollands 5 месяцев назад

      @@meganlee3769 just look up "lifting milk jugs taskmaster NZ"

  • @sapphira91500
    @sapphira91500 24 дня назад

    Can they not hold them down at their sides?

  • @blue_is_not_sad
    @blue_is_not_sad 4 часа назад

    Which taskmaster is this

  • @hi_im_cricket_im_ur_consci2194
    @hi_im_cricket_im_ur_consci2194 6 месяцев назад +2

    They could’ve put their hands on the microwaves and then put the milk jugs on top of their hands, then they’d just have to worry abt balance lol

    • @mrsockyman
      @mrsockyman 5 месяцев назад +2

      It'd be difficult to get the second one on with only 1 hand

    • @hi_im_cricket_im_ur_consci2194
      @hi_im_cricket_im_ur_consci2194 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@mrsockyman yeah, that’s true… maybe ask the dude to help or smth??

    • @tomsilk7870
      @tomsilk7870 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@mrsockymandifficult but not impossible. 🤣🤣

  • @promophobe69
    @promophobe69 8 месяцев назад +1

    Context?

  • @L3m0nMan_
    @L3m0nMan_ 3 месяца назад

    Me perspnally i wouldve tipped out the milk first

  • @Avocadofox11
    @Avocadofox11 6 месяцев назад

    Wait so why didnt they just like, lift them then put them at their sides?

  • @lady2550
    @lady2550 2 месяца назад

    Too much of clip is missing.

  • @BiltmoreGhost
    @BiltmoreGhost 3 месяца назад

    Wait, what would have made it easier to hold?

  • @PumpkinHead58OG
    @PumpkinHead58OG 3 месяца назад

    I would have asked would i get in trouble if i damaged the microwaves and kicked the stands out

  • @dtulip1
    @dtulip1 8 месяцев назад +12

    What did she say about exploding in the microwave...then paul say "eould have made it easier to hold"?

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 8 месяцев назад +2

      She microwaved some milk

    • @Roe97
      @Roe97 7 месяцев назад

      She just fucked around for like 5 minutes and then got bored and opened it. One of the things she did to waste time was put one of the jugs in the microwave❤

    • @Lizzyjaeger
      @Lizzyjaeger 6 месяцев назад

      “I’m glad this guy didn’t explode in the microwave”

  • @-Mike
    @-Mike 7 месяцев назад

    What?

  • @jenniferbrotherton8286
    @jenniferbrotherton8286 7 месяцев назад

    Could you have kicked over the stands so you could lower you arms?

  • @philippelarmaz2117
    @philippelarmaz2117 5 месяцев назад

    I guess it's down under humour...

  • @ohheyemmi
    @ohheyemmi 8 месяцев назад

    I'm a huge fan of Taskmaster. I've seen all the UK episodes several times each and I love watching it. The show is my happy place, despite some obvious and overt biases with Greg. I see these clips from the NZ Taskmaster and it makes me want to watch it, but every time I try to watch it, it feels....off? I don't know what it is exactly. Something about the chemistry between Paul and [HostName] or maybe its a cultural difference in attitudes or......I don't know. The US attempt was *ABYSMAL*, unfortunately. There was one woman on there who kept shouting and insulting Alex in a way she thought was playful but was very obviously super aggressive. It made me uncomfortable, even as a feminist anarcho socialist (you'll see why this is relevant if you look up a clip of the US show).
    Do very disappointing. Maybe I'll try the Denmark one...

    • @melissaw-nod6796
      @melissaw-nod6796 4 месяца назад

      I didn't know there was a U.S. version. I love the U.K. version. Been through 10 seasons of that via RUclips.

  • @kurtsudheim825
    @kurtsudheim825 4 месяца назад

    So this is the down insert cersion, &n is literally a copy of the uk it seems. Did anybody watch ither versions at all?

  • @lisan6309
    @lisan6309 8 месяцев назад +1

    Great cast, but the taskmaster jeremy takes all the fun out of it

  • @ladydjiv
    @ladydjiv 8 месяцев назад

    R Slash has a point in Story 2 to be appalled at the blood thing, but how about the MESSING WITH BIRTH CONTROL THING!?!?
    That’s SO MESSED UP

    • @eiosti
      @eiosti 7 месяцев назад +3

      How'd you wind up here then?

  • @rrett44556
    @rrett44556 8 месяцев назад +3

    Task master EU did it before the AUZ suck it inmates

    • @yerwol
      @yerwol 8 месяцев назад +2

      Which EU version?

    • @eskimo0
      @eskimo0 6 месяцев назад +2

      This task was before the UK version, it's why it was modified in the UK

  • @marcushales2485
    @marcushales2485 8 месяцев назад +5

    Why dont they make there own tasks.

    • @closeben
      @closeben 8 месяцев назад +29

      This is the original. UK copied in their next season.

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology 8 месяцев назад +3

      So that you would type a comment with 'there' instead of 'their'.

  • @portman2396
    @portman2396 8 месяцев назад +6

    So cringe how Paul copies the original uk version. JUSTICE FOR ALEX!! 🇬🇧

    • @Wretchrot
      @Wretchrot 8 месяцев назад +40

      Calm down. This is the original task. It's from season 2 in 2021. In the UK it was in season 14 in 2022.

    • @portman2396
      @portman2396 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@Wretchrot JUSTICE FOR ALEXXXXXXXXX

    • @Wretchrot
      @Wretchrot 8 месяцев назад +11

      @@portman2396 Ok, so you can't read. That's fine. Have a nice day!

    • @purshottamadevadhikar5035
      @purshottamadevadhikar5035 8 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@portman2396alex copied a fair few of the nz tasks so far.

    • @gy7uj917
      @gy7uj917 8 месяцев назад

      @@Wretchrot en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

  • @NewfieLawNerd
    @NewfieLawNerd 8 месяцев назад +2

    So they’re doing a worse facsimile of the UK

    • @MsWonderBunny
      @MsWonderBunny 8 месяцев назад +30

      NZ did this task first and did it better.

    • @ambim9033
      @ambim9033 8 месяцев назад

      ​@MsWonderBunny right? All these people on this thread are morons and they're doing a great job of making it obvious. NZ did this 2021 UK did it in 2022.

  • @gung2549
    @gung2549 8 месяцев назад

    Damm is this really what people are capable of now