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  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

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  • @rzeka
    @rzeka  7 лет назад +60

    Part 2 is up: ruclips.net/video/xDx9yUMiANU/видео.html

  • @squimbling
    @squimbling 7 лет назад +1533

    My 'post three minion pictures' button isn't working someone help???

    • @hydrodragonn7385
      @hydrodragonn7385 7 лет назад +33

      nowheredaisy try going in to control panel and type in "spange" it should fix it. If not its just a bud.
      Also I lost my grandson in Walmart could you find him?

    • @longislandlegoboy
      @longislandlegoboy 7 лет назад +2

      +HydroDragonN all jokes aside isn't it possible to do that with a macro on your mouse, pretty sure you can at least copy and paste? Or am I just an idiot?

    • @hydrodragonn7385
      @hydrodragonn7385 7 лет назад +1

      poke yeah you're totally correct with that, but I was joking. I'm going to have to add a minion macro on my naga.

    • @rzeka
      @rzeka  7 лет назад +20

      +poke autohotkey could do it

    • @deletednbwa1599
      @deletednbwa1599 7 лет назад +1

      nowheredaisy hit ctrl

  • @naturlich4500
    @naturlich4500 7 лет назад +632

    My Name is Michael NOT GICHAEL PLEASE CHANGE

    • @MK-ex4pb
      @MK-ex4pb 7 лет назад +29

      Natür lich fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on your Facebook page

    • @mysterymeat64
      @mysterymeat64 7 лет назад +15

      SPANGE
      NO

  • @kevo9352
    @kevo9352 7 лет назад +33

    Lmao the dad acting like google was Facebook till his kids finally gives directions

    • @IMelkor42
      @IMelkor42 6 лет назад

      Kevo
      Don't you mean 'like Facebook was Google' ?

  • @maxfieldstanton5411
    @maxfieldstanton5411 7 лет назад +40

    "He likes walnuts, sounds like Walmart" That is literally every grandson ever.

  • @kmbs1827
    @kmbs1827 7 лет назад +782

    this deserves way more views

    • @DoppiaD97
      @DoppiaD97 7 лет назад +16

      spange

    • @jasonmnosaj
      @jasonmnosaj 7 лет назад +10

      no

    • @bebekhykeem
      @bebekhykeem 7 лет назад +11

      garlic bread

    • @alvin_row
      @alvin_row 7 лет назад +3

      Kinda. I mean, there isn't much new content, it's all from reddit.com/r/oldpeoplefacebook.

    • @Hamatabo
      @Hamatabo 7 лет назад +2

      he's just reading off reddit posts

  • @StLouisFilms
    @StLouisFilms 7 лет назад +34

    "This was the wrong photo I've commented on -laughs- heck this internet is too young for an old egg like me !!"
    "Garlic bread"

  • @Xixu.co.6
    @Xixu.co.6 7 лет назад +40

    Why do old people always think people are just going around giving away free drugs? Who's paying for all these free drugs? Do they know how much it would cost to supply an entire school with meth?

    • @iu.lia.na.
      @iu.lia.na. 7 лет назад +2

      V.Vega That's true 😂 although some drugs are given for free the first time in order to get them hooked up for more

  • @cecilia-1980
    @cecilia-1980 7 лет назад +573

    Your voice is so relaxing

    • @rzeka
      @rzeka  7 лет назад +51

      what really? I hope it still is cause I've changed it a lot. Either way thank you

    • @amybeees
      @amybeees 7 лет назад +12

      rzeka do asmr

    • @Yasmin-vq9dz
      @Yasmin-vq9dz 7 лет назад

      Cecilia :-] damn it really is

    • @IAm-ce8eo
      @IAm-ce8eo 7 лет назад +2

      adropintheocean cyr?

    • @dustinmartin9
      @dustinmartin9 7 лет назад +16

      he sounds like cry vocally but speaks in a cadence similar to jacks films

  • @3astralad399
    @3astralad399 7 лет назад +774

    spange
    no

  • @DamonDeion
    @DamonDeion 7 лет назад +49

    "SPANGE"
    "NO"
    I CANT

  • @mushtombofficial
    @mushtombofficial 7 лет назад +69

    spange
    *NO*

  • @kurtiscotton8168
    @kurtiscotton8168 7 лет назад +1519

    MY MOM SHOWED ME THE STRAWBERRY QUICK POST ALL SUPER SERIOUS WHEN I WAS IN 6th grade!!
    I was like mom wtf
    This isn't real
    Stop

    • @Grellibe
      @Grellibe 7 лет назад +148

      Funny how they tell us not to believe everything you see and hear and to not fall for scams. Yet...they somehow think if it's on the internet it absolutely has to be real.

    • @IudiciumInfernalum
      @IudiciumInfernalum 7 лет назад +2

      How old is the Strawberry Quick post anyway? I don't remember seeing it on facebook.

    • @Wolfpaw754
      @Wolfpaw754 7 лет назад +12

      Most of this type of stuff was around 2004-2008 like on totse (creators of jenkem) and 4chan.. ahh back when internet culture was just for people in the know.. before the normies, those were the days.

    • @infusedwithsepticpuss
      @infusedwithsepticpuss 7 лет назад +13

      By the way you type, i'll assume that was yesterday?

    • @mertgokce7332
      @mertgokce7332 7 лет назад +9

      NASCAR

  • @theyeags5505
    @theyeags5505 8 лет назад +1983

    spange

  • @pinkbutterfly413
    @pinkbutterfly413 7 лет назад +40

    order corn
    order corn
    please order corn

    • @kinkanalchemist
      @kinkanalchemist 7 лет назад

      I had to stop the video there so I wouldn't asphyxiate

  • @ScreamerProductionss
    @ScreamerProductionss 7 лет назад +28

    0:24 I'VE FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHAT KAREN WAS TRYING TO SAY. I'VE TRANSCRIBED THE TEXT!!
    "So tired of this! Stop making them popular on here and in the news. They want their name out there. They need it. Like those people who say "I killed someone!" when they actually didn't. Since they're so popular on social media, in the news, and on television, they think to themselves "I'm so great!". The reality is you're the same as everyone else. You put your pants on one leg at a time. After you're gone only your family will remember you. Everyone else will just forget you. Don't get above yourself. Remember where you came from. You, and other people like you, would be nothing without us. Never EVER forget that it might just be your biggest mistake."

    • @monkeydad47
      @monkeydad47 7 лет назад +7

      still sounds like an old person rambling so nothing really changed but i appreciate that your took the time out of your day to translate it.

    • @judecharlton4111
      @judecharlton4111 7 лет назад

      Maple_Hobbit d

  • @therealfox1129
    @therealfox1129 7 лет назад +27

    he likes wallnuts. sounds like wallmart
    i found him
    spange
    no

    • @zephynum
      @zephynum 7 лет назад

      walnuts* walmart*

  • @ajwest5569
    @ajwest5569 7 лет назад +11

    "delete this now i don't want my little fuzzy bunny milk monkey to think about thing's underneath boxershorts" -Joanne

  • @LilaElfe
    @LilaElfe 7 лет назад +10

    I love that you read everything! I hate it when people just use Google or something, because how you tell the joke is way more important than most people think. I laughed so hard!

  • @g80gzt
    @g80gzt 7 лет назад +18

    these are just robots trying to figure out how to exist

  • @meowdynyall9284
    @meowdynyall9284 7 лет назад +18

    0:16 You know, that key that puts up three posts of the same picture of a minion with a bunch of fruit on its head to Facebook. Everyone has that key on their keyboard, right?

    • @rzeka
      @rzeka  7 лет назад +5

      I got like 20 dude

    • @rzeka
      @rzeka  7 лет назад +2

      Igotbored Its only been a year dude

  • @mrflibble1259
    @mrflibble1259 7 лет назад +67

    why was this I'm my recommended? I mean, I'm not complaining that was some of the funniest shit I've seen in a while. I looked at the views and subs count expecting to see multiple millions, you sir are underappreciated. subscribed.

    • @YoShibyl
      @YoShibyl 7 лет назад

      69 likes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @thenewlevi
    @thenewlevi 7 лет назад +16

    Lost is at "My Name is Michael NOT GICHAEL PLEASE CHANGE"!

  • @duvanner1960
    @duvanner1960 7 лет назад +10

    I love your laugh.
    "help"
    "What can we help you with, Rob?"
    "Thankss"
    "ha-HA!"

  • @pekkalaitinen8769
    @pekkalaitinen8769 4 года назад +15

    "too late she's gone"
    jesus christ LOLD

  • @samgreenwell4672
    @samgreenwell4672 7 лет назад +68

    This is perhaps the funniest video I've ever seen. Thank you spange lord.

  • @wesofx8148
    @wesofx8148 7 лет назад +7

    No, kids, you don't continue to get smarter your whole life.

  • @Meowzipan
    @Meowzipan 7 лет назад +16

    This needs not only a sequel but also 2M views.

  • @dejahatchett2451
    @dejahatchett2451 7 лет назад +13

    "Midget butts" I literally screamed

  • @hannahwollenzin7172
    @hannahwollenzin7172 7 лет назад +7

    I've been up since 9 am yesterday, it's 5 am right now and I am crying at this video. Oh my god

  • @FluffySharkz
    @FluffySharkz 7 лет назад +46

    @walmart i cant find mu grandson

  • @harashiSAN
    @harashiSAN 7 лет назад +12

    We should all ask Advil about random things.

  • @angelbaby6489
    @angelbaby6489 7 лет назад +12

    im legit crying rn, your narrating is so funny

  • @cards5719
    @cards5719 7 лет назад +351

    are you planning on making more narrations of old people facebook? i almost choked on air from laughing so hard... please consider a part 2... one year later jesus christ man get on it

    • @rzeka
      @rzeka  7 лет назад +67

      Yeah, probably. I have a lot of ideas for videos and a part 2 to this is one of them but I'm really lazy and have a lot of shit to do for school. plus I've been sick for like the past 2 weeks. glad you liked it tho, thanks

    • @cards5719
      @cards5719 7 лет назад +18

      rzeka sorry to hear that. hope you start feeling better soon

    • @Skulltaro
      @Skulltaro 7 лет назад

      rzeka mmmmmmmmmm

  • @MediaBoy13
    @MediaBoy13 7 лет назад +19

    "signs of punctured lung"

  • @eddyx8218
    @eddyx8218 7 лет назад +12

    This is something I didn't know I needed to see.

  • @god47398
    @god47398 7 лет назад +37

    this one time my grandmother posted a happy birthday post on my cousins page and signed '-Grandma' but she just hit enter or something and it autocompleted and tagged to '-Grandmaster Flash'

    • @zachv7449
      @zachv7449 7 лет назад +14

      NASCAR

    • @parxart
      @parxart 7 лет назад

      Boxxy Lego Playmobil christ😂😂😂

  • @CLK944
    @CLK944 7 лет назад +23

    "where to buy chicken casserole supplies"
    *Top 10 questions scientist still can't answer*

  • @disturbeddemons1
    @disturbeddemons1 7 лет назад +7

    i truly lost it at that desperate last attempt "please order corn"
    lmfao

  • @llydia
    @llydia 7 лет назад +18

    *_LARGE EGGS ARE LARGE EGGS_*

  • @keepdancingmaria
    @keepdancingmaria 7 лет назад +6

    I just loved the son giving up and giving his father the address of a grocery store. So funny, and a little bit kind.

  • @toxoplasicity
    @toxoplasicity 7 лет назад +40

    *S P A N G E*

  • @LucasFernandez-fk8se
    @LucasFernandez-fk8se 7 лет назад +15

    "Order corn
    Order corn!
    Hello
    Hello?
    Can I speak to a real person please?
    Order corn"

  • @DeltaChairlines
    @DeltaChairlines 7 лет назад +14

    Sometimes I’ll add “Advil” to the end of a question because of this video. Does anyone else do this? _Advil??_

  • @bluenosethebaby
    @bluenosethebaby 7 лет назад +68

    *post three minion pictures*

  • @pippincovington1348
    @pippincovington1348 7 лет назад +45

    congratulations, youve been chosen by the algorithm

  • @layna-heyhey
    @layna-heyhey 7 лет назад +19

    Idk why, but I hope that person gets the corn they wanted.

  • @leeiif
    @leeiif 7 лет назад +20

    Can I buy a RUclips here?

  • @jonathangerbino2621
    @jonathangerbino2621 7 лет назад +13

    "he likes walnuts. sounds like walmart"
    "i found him"
    "spange"
    "no"
    I lost my mind. XD

  • @_kenemon_
    @_kenemon_ 7 лет назад +436

    WHY ARE THE COMMENTS HERE SO BAD WHAT'S GOING ON

    • @_kenemon_
      @_kenemon_ 7 лет назад +19

      Ah, I had it on newest first.
      Sweet jesus, your next video needs to be about some of the shit here.

    • @rzeka
      @rzeka  7 лет назад +21

      I mean all it would be is
      "PAC MAN MUSIC"
      "hey you sound like jacksfilms"
      "(quote from video)"

    • @_kenemon_
      @_kenemon_ 7 лет назад

      rzeka
      There's some inane shit in the comments section, but yeah, you're kinda right. Normal cancer will be normal cancer.

    • @klara9698
      @klara9698 7 лет назад

      Kenemon hahaha i had it on newest first too just now and it was p confusing and anguishing lmao thank god ur comment was pinned

    • @winter4265
      @winter4265 7 лет назад +1

      sorry oops.bad connect

  • @MultiGamingNetwork03
    @MultiGamingNetwork03 3 года назад +4

    I think the sad part is, I would absolutely believe that "Advisory message" from Berkeley Campus Police. They do tend to have problems with public things.

  • @katebecker1016
    @katebecker1016 7 лет назад +13

    i love the-"i can't find my grandson" one. spange

  • @caddeine
    @caddeine 7 лет назад +16

    The little laughs make this so much better

  • @macki34549
    @macki34549 6 лет назад +8

    There are very few videos that can make me laugh after the first watch but this never gets old

  • @ineffablesplendor4172
    @ineffablesplendor4172 7 лет назад +14

    The narration is what made this so funny

  • @ruler_of_everything
    @ruler_of_everything 7 лет назад +12

    "garlic bread"
    -joanne

  • @Poggle566
    @Poggle566 7 лет назад +8

    Somebody made a printout of that strawberry quick thing and handed it around in my high school. The teachers all warned us about it.

  • @ytisnottwitter
    @ytisnottwitter 7 лет назад +17

    I very rarely look at my Facebook, but this is basically what I see when I do.

    • @sbaromski
      @sbaromski 7 лет назад

      MaxaN old people ruined it for you too huh?

    • @ytisnottwitter
      @ytisnottwitter 7 лет назад

      Scott Baromski Not many old people, but definitely a lot of people misusing it. Don't get me wrong, I still see my fair share of old people, just not much. The only active older person I'm friends with is my grandma, who often posts pictures where it says something like "don't test my patience" and one of three minion pictures. Also a lot of things about Farm World or whatever it's called.

  • @ibeamy
    @ibeamy 7 лет назад +16

    Susan is having problems again.
    Too late. She's gone.
    I farted from laughter.

  • @thesimulacrum
    @thesimulacrum 6 лет назад +10

    Your laugh has cleared my skin and watered my crops

  • @McHeisenburger
    @McHeisenburger 7 лет назад +13

    *_*MINION PICTURE_**
    "Shit, wrong key."

  • @khaji4561
    @khaji4561 7 лет назад +11

    I love how this came out nearly a year ago but most of the comments are from today.

  • @marygolds
    @marygolds 3 года назад +4

    I've watched this video repeatedly for years and I just now realized that the background music is the theme from pacman world 2

  • @wgatevans3017
    @wgatevans3017 7 лет назад +11

    Your laugh is so much like jacksfilms, its perfect

    • @Jess-if4ft
      @Jess-if4ft 7 лет назад +1

      naytharn am 80% sure it's him ngl

  • @atadstrange
    @atadstrange 7 лет назад +12

    I am not lying when I say this
    This video had me laughing like an idiot the entire video
    I was gasping for air after the video because I was laughing too hard.
    I haven't laughed this hard in a long time, thank you.

  • @bmxboxter
    @bmxboxter 7 лет назад +2

    WE NEED MORE OF THIS, YOU HAVE GAINED A NEW SUBSCRIBER

  • @Spudsbottom
    @Spudsbottom 7 лет назад +30

    Thanks youtube for recommending this 😂

  • @SpaceLemon.
    @SpaceLemon. 7 лет назад +10

    5:33 that giggle needs to be locked in a vault and keept safe forever, for it is a treasure.

  • @kamariamorgan6672
    @kamariamorgan6672 7 лет назад +8

    Honestly it wouldn't be this funny if it wasn't for his delivery

  • @hannahidk6389
    @hannahidk6389 7 лет назад +17

    Old people are better at shitposting than us all

  • @bloodinthe_wine
    @bloodinthe_wine 7 лет назад +26

    I love his voice omg

  • @normalaboutpathologic
    @normalaboutpathologic 7 лет назад +7

    Thank you for ending the video at 8:26. If it had gone on any longer, I would have peed myself.

  • @reviewerofcomments
    @reviewerofcomments 6 лет назад +12

    Alexa, Order a computer

  • @medigoomnis
    @medigoomnis 7 лет назад +10

    Never understood why the Post Three Minion Pictures key was so big on these keyboards.

  • @shanedeleon5376
    @shanedeleon5376 7 лет назад +9

    "Don't get above your raisin"
    I'm gonna start saying that

  • @jimmyspewtron2161
    @jimmyspewtron2161 7 лет назад +11

    The "Gichael" one had me crying

  • @gavinmiller2590
    @gavinmiller2590 7 лет назад +75

    You have a very nice, clear voice, and you have a cute laugh.

  • @Naeidea
    @Naeidea 7 лет назад +4

    I am in stitches, the voice over is perfect!!

  • @isabellacamacho6105
    @isabellacamacho6105 7 лет назад +10

    his laughs make this video an A+

  • @Moonfreyaa
    @Moonfreyaa 7 лет назад +13

    Gichael says: My name is Michael NOT GICHAEL PLEASE CHANGE 😂😂😂😂😂 Im deceased

    • @HusbandofLois
      @HusbandofLois 7 лет назад

      Moonfreya is Gichael related to Pichael?

  • @KillYourHero92
    @KillYourHero92 7 лет назад +3

    I don't know if you read this very well or I'm high but I really enjoyed this video. I had a good laugh.

  • @mataschmata
    @mataschmata 7 лет назад +16

    this literally had me in tears holy shit

  • @TomoyoTatar
    @TomoyoTatar 5 лет назад +12

    Dont get above your raisins!

  • @abayomi4798
    @abayomi4798 7 лет назад +9

    old person: "This is my new grandson"
    *shows boat*

  • @BruceWayne-pm6co
    @BruceWayne-pm6co 7 лет назад +14

    NEVER EVER EVER
    get above your raisin

  • @kuuttinen
    @kuuttinen 7 лет назад +13

    I love the way you say "poop". It sounds elegant, like "poóp".

  • @romantic_hippie
    @romantic_hippie 7 лет назад +4

    Your commentary on these is perfect 😂

  • @voxeldoesart
    @voxeldoesart 7 лет назад +82

    NASCAR

  • @pickles3128
    @pickles3128 7 лет назад +11

    Imagine having a job monitoring these social media pages on Facebook for big corporations like Walmart. You have to try and take all these incoherent messages seriously or risk losing your job.

  • @GloriosoMD
    @GloriosoMD 7 лет назад +6

    "too late, shes gone" fking killed me xD

  • @mili9308
    @mili9308 7 лет назад +15

    5:33 your laugh was so cute lol

  • @droppedspaghetti8005
    @droppedspaghetti8005 7 лет назад +20

    You're little laughs and giggles are so cute. No homo

  • @anastewarttamariz8650
    @anastewarttamariz8650 7 лет назад +4

    i woke my brother up in the other room because i was laughing so much this is comedy gold thank you

  • @user-vt6zb3ug7w
    @user-vt6zb3ug7w 7 лет назад +14

    This dudes laugh is some cute shit right here. Like listen to that adorable laugh and try to not be happy. This is some good shit

  • @lilycbain6615
    @lilycbain6615 7 лет назад +32

    I went to Walmart last night
    For the _EGGS_
    Price match Walgreens
    I also purchased a pill holder and juices.
    When I was checking out the front end woman
    Ran over telling me the large eggs were brand specific
    Omg
    *all eggs have same brand*
    *large eggs are large eggs*
    This is why I try not shop this Walmart they are so unprofessional

  • @PinkManGuy
    @PinkManGuy 7 лет назад +6

    I'm going to tell my grandparents that they should talk to Advil on Facebook for all their questions from now on

  • @22222Sandman22222
    @22222Sandman22222 7 лет назад +10

    Hi Rzeka,
    I want to inform you of the fact, that even though you probably were inspired by Jack's Films' RUclips channel and its videos, I found this video better than the average Jack's Films video. Good stuff, my man! Keep this video-bonanza up! Yes!
    ***********
    Yours truly,
    H.L.

  • @Jiffyytv
    @Jiffyytv 7 лет назад +19

    can i buy a youtube here

  • @sausagelynx
    @sausagelynx 4 года назад +3

    God it's been so long since I watched this video. This is a certified classic man

  • @_Dayno
    @_Dayno 7 лет назад +16

    order corn
    order corn
    hello
    hello?
    can I speak to real person
    excuse me
    please order corn