@@glentor3 Not sure why so many people say that. I mean, she's (Gadot) a fine looking woman indeed, but not THAT good looking. Plenty of young women who could stand as Snow White beside her. Even Zegler would be fine if she: 1) Had some major ego-reduction surgery. I'm surprised she can fit through doors with how bloated her ego is. 2) Wore skin-lightening foundation to stay true to the original concept. I swear, I will not give her flack for being in "White face". 3) They redid her wardrobe, and got rid of that blasphemously ugly pee-yellow gown, that even Jesus couldn't love.
I even empathized ... a little ... with that rotten fascist towards the end. It's a very sad development. And totally unnecessary. This won't increase ticket sales (in fact, the opposite is likely) and it won't change a single heart or mind. This will become the new standard for Epic Fail.
Lord Farquaad was a likable guy in a humorous dirtbag sort of way, an ideal fit for Shrek. To judge from the trailer Snow Woke isn't the least likable at all. And of course, Gal Gadot *is* the fairest of them all.
Once upon a time, a young girl was wandering through the forest when she happened upon an owl. "Do you know where my mother is ?" she asked. To which the owl responded, "How the hell would I know where your mother is ? Are you stupid ? And why are fairy tail children always getting lost in forests and hallucinating that animals can speak ?" Then the owl swooped down, ripped the little girls face off and ate her eyeballs. Then the owl hooted. "Whooooo, Whooooo !" Okay kids, so don't do drugs and then walk in the woods. An owl may just rip your face off From True Facts About the Owl
It will. Zegler hammered the final nail in the film's coffin with her hate-filled tirade against Trump and Trump voters. She isn't Snow White, she's Snow Hate. I've never came across anyone filled with so much hate as she is.
It already has cost them that much and they will be dumb and throw away 200 million more on the marketing campaign for it. They better hope the movie can conquer China. It's their only hope to get somewhere close to breaking even. I have serious doubts.
I'm haunted by that female singer, turns out it was compiled from a album of singing and only a small portion is recognizable in the source. I'm still haunted though!
@@AnOldFashionedWoman Absolutely. Part of the overall message, of course, is that "traditional beauty standards don't apply anymore in today's society." Such garbage. I can't wait for this modern-day mindset to pass. And it will, because ultimately, beautiful will remain beautiful. Theron is a looker, Stewart is not. Gadot is a looker, Zegler is not.
My kids will never be allowed near anything post 2004'ish Disney. They will never go to the theme parks or be allowed near the weird kid-didddling shit Disney promotes. They will never own Disney products. This is non-negotiable. You just lost more money and fans, Diz.
No wonder he is mad! The original story of Snow White was written in German by the Brothers Grimm and published in 1812 in their collection Grimm's Fairy Tales. The German name for Snow White is Schneewittchen.
100% agree with Dolphie. I wouldn’t pay a dime to see a timeless classic being destroyed even when they had live actors at first portraying the seven dwarfs.
People cracked the shits that they weren't using actual "little people", like Peter Dinklage, instead they used "full sized" actors so they wouldn't "offend" anyone. (some of them were taller than the silly bint that plays Snow White) When Peter came along and said that's shit, it's the perfect opportunity for "shorter" actors like him to maybe get a start in the industry, and that by excluding "little people" was actually a worse form of discrimination, Disney couldn't hack it. Instead of actually realizing they f^cked up and fixing it, they spat the dummy and used CGI
What's even worse is the fact that Snow white the original one was the favorite movie of Hitler. Not only that Hitler drew some sketch of the characters. We could see his signature on the sketch proving it was actually him who drew them.
It is! I can’t believe they will still push it out. I mean an overwhelming number of people don’t want it, but they still will go through with it like they are fighting a battle to see who can drag our culture to the bottom fastest . Oblivious to the mandate sent out in November 5
@@CharlieDexter99I think there's contractual obligations to put it out. The choices are either put it out and hope for the best or anger theaters that no doubt paid a good chunk of change for the right to show the movie and will want that change back if Disney doesn't give them the agreed movie to show.
what's funny is that on the back of one of Hitler's paintings there's a drawing of one of the Dwarves from the animated movie because Hitler was allegedly a big fan. So this is actually fitting. :B
Considering Snow White was Walt Disney’s first film, and how historically important Snow White is to the Disney company, this live action demake (it’s a downgrade) is an insult to Walt Disney, the legendary animators and others who worked on that groundbreaking film from the late 30’s.
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I can't believe how good that was. At first I thought, "Oh, this is hilarious," and then, I don't know. That's a good point, man. I miss the old Disney.
Why did they make the mirror lie ? Had me on the floor rolling. . .The trembling hand movement when taking off the glasses as well as asking people to leave is 10/10 for me.
Syrian army generals: the rebels have reached the city outskirts Assad: don't worry, the city has a 'very strong military cordon'. My brother's 4th division will take care of them. Generals: your excellency, your brother has fled, the 4th division has defected to the rebels. Assad: all of those who ordered their troops to flee, please leave. Assad: This is a disaster! The rebels are already in the city. My own brother and soldiers have betrayed me! So this is what it's come to? My Army are a bunch of cowards, even my version of the S.S has defected! I had supports from regional powers, Iran, hezbollah and Russia and they all left me!
The biggest failure is Disney's board of directors who have a responsibility to the company's financial well-being. If there is one thing I have learned from all of this debacle is that I would not trust Bob Iger in making me a cup of coffee. He would probably burn the kitchen down.
Disney finally made a movie nobody will pirate.....that had me rolling.
Casting Zgal Gadot as the Queen means Snow White isn’t going to be hotter.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'll pirate, why not.
@@glentor3 Not sure why so many people say that. I mean, she's (Gadot) a fine looking woman indeed, but not THAT good looking. Plenty of young women who could stand as Snow White beside her. Even Zegler would be fine if she:
1) Had some major ego-reduction surgery. I'm surprised she can fit through doors with how bloated her ego is.
2) Wore skin-lightening foundation to stay true to the original concept. I swear, I will not give her flack for being in "White face".
3) They redid her wardrobe, and got rid of that blasphemously ugly pee-yellow gown, that even Jesus couldn't love.
@@locinolacolino1302 The reason people want to pirate movies is to watch them. If you don't want to watch a shit movie, why would you pirate it?
"Snow White and the Seven CGI Abominations"
And yet its still SOMEHOW better then the turd they laid out on the first attempt...
These look kinda uncanny tbh. The "uncanny valley" look is strong with this cgi
Why didn't they hire actual people to play the seven dwarves?
@@IBSSnapePeter Dinklage said it was backwards and disney released a statement regarding it.
That’s what I called them too, before getting to the part when he says that! It truly heightened the comedic quality and enjoyment I derived from it.
"I miss the old Disney"
We all do Dolfy
All of us do
Yes indeed we all do!!!
@@TophDaGreat everybody does
"Don't compare me to this disgrace. I never destroyed the classics."
Damn. Even Dolfy has standards.
I mean, he originally liked the 1937 film, so…
Book burning did
Admittedly the actions of his party painted germany is a bad light for decades
This is Dolfy btw, not Hitler who caused WW2, icyw@@jackakakreanxx5587
This is Dolfy. he never committed compared to our real version.
"this is why RUclips removed dislikes"
😂😂😂😂
And started censoring words
@@UchihaFabio that was long before the dislikes
Yea they're really afraid of public opinion. Especially when they've decided they should be in control of it. That's ok, we'll vote with our wallets.
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I’m with Hitler on this one. He studied the trailer, compared against classics and gave a reasoned, objective review.
@@BillyWhaler 😂
Same
I even empathized ... a little ... with that rotten fascist towards the end. It's a very sad development. And totally unnecessary. This won't increase ticket sales (in fact, the opposite is likely) and it won't change a single heart or mind. This will become the new standard for Epic Fail.
Yeah, I'd missed the old Disney too and this is all of Sleepy Joe's fault! 🤡🤡🤡
I never thought I'd see the day I agree with a statement that said I'm with Hitler
Snow White and the empty theatres
😂
NICE
And Disney won’t be able to pad the box office numbers this time.
Good one.
In March I'll be hosting a house party where I'll be showing my DVD copy of the 1937 Snow White
I'm with Dolfy on this, the Evil Queen looks more fairest of them all lmao.
The evil queen is Wonder Woman, of course she's the fairest of them all.
Makes the evil queen look like the good guy, or gal. Maybe we need her to abominate the movie and it's even.
Even she looks bad.
"Don't cry, we won't watch it"
the thought of watching this garbage is enough to make a person cry
Snow brown and the seven cabbage patch kids.
More like Snow Black and the Seven Deadly Sins
More like Snow (not) White and the Seven Woke Agendas
Or more like Dirt Brown and the Seven Eldritch horror rejects.
DEI strikes again.😅
I'm surprised they didn't have her do white face just to push the racism even further!
Snow White looks like Lord Farquaad savage
😂
Once you see it, you cannot unsee it.
Lord Farquaad was a likable guy in a humorous dirtbag sort of way, an ideal fit for Shrek. To judge from the trailer Snow Woke isn't the least likable at all. And of course, Gal Gadot *is* the fairest of them all.
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I would’ve thought that Dolfy would mention that he is extra furious that Disney utterly butchered a popular German fairytale.
Yeah no kidding. The Brothers Grimm would be rolling in their graves
Funnily enough, it was rumoured that Snow White was Dolfy's favourite fairytale.
führerious
Once upon a time, a young girl was wandering through the forest when she happened upon an owl. "Do you know where my mother is ?" she asked.
To which the owl responded, "How the hell would I know where your mother is ? Are you stupid ? And why are fairy tail children always getting lost in forests and hallucinating that animals can speak ?"
Then the owl swooped down, ripped the little girls face off and ate her eyeballs. Then the owl hooted. "Whooooo, Whooooo !"
Okay kids, so don't do drugs and then walk in the woods. An owl may just rip your face off
From
True Facts About the Owl
its swiss
"All those who would prefer to eat a poisonous apple than watch anymore of this, please leave." 😂
This will be a massive slop
Never thought to see Hitler, the Evil Queen, Skeletor and Lord Farquaad in a same video
I would watch that movie.
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I didn't see Skeletor.
You know something is very wrong when Rammstein did a more faithful adaptation of Snow White than what Disney is doing right now.
@@Cheetor96 Real 😭🙏
I'm with you on that one
A far better remake than this garbage!
Least that snow was hot...
This is much more entertaining than the actual movie will be....
Goering always eats something in every situation,especially cake
@Parziti14 and morphing
@@Dr-Alexander-The-Great yeah
and stolen takeaways
@KLsmashingblouse yep
@Parziti14 Yet, he is not into eating this trailer - I can see why
I can't be the only one who's hoping it's going to cost Disney hundreds of millions of dollars?
@@Johnsmith-ko9yj Yeah. Another box office flop to burn more cash from the monster corporation's purse.
@@Johnsmith-ko9yj I hope it fails so bad that Disney stops with these awful soulless live-action remakes.
It will. Zegler hammered the final nail in the film's coffin with her hate-filled tirade against Trump and Trump voters. She isn't Snow White, she's Snow Hate. I've never came across anyone filled with so much hate as she is.
It already has cost them that much and they will be dumb and throw away 200 million more on the marketing campaign for it. They better hope the movie can conquer China. It's their only hope to get somewhere close to breaking even. I have serious doubts.
It will.
Most unbelievable thing about this movie is trying to convince you that Rachel Ziegler is hotter than Gal Gadot
@@MTown587
She's not ugly!
@@oxcart4172
No one’s saying she’s ugly, just nowhere as attractive as Gal.
@@oxcart4172 true but she's not as beautiful as gal gadot.
Yeah, Gadot has “fairest of them all” pretty much wrapped up…
@@oxcart4172 Ugh. She's a 3 or a 4 on a GOOD day.
What is probably the worst part for Dolfy is knowing they butchered a GERMAN fairytale
Stalin!
Well, Dolfy was Austrian.
@@AnOldFashionedWoman Same shit.
@@BadBed1982 Don't let a German hear you say that
@@AnOldFashionedWoman True.
Walt Disney is rolling in his grave after seeing this trailer
Disney is ruining everything he created
@JakeTheComicBookDude yep pretty much Disney always do that just to ruined his legacy
Ahem "Cryogenic chamber" 3:10
@@JakeTheComicBookDude its almost like they hate making money or something.
@@bryanflores3091 That's their excuse just because he's been long dead.
"My Failure, at least with this move there is finally something something more hated than you." - another classic HRP line !
“I miss the old Disney.”
So do I, Adolph. So do I.
Why am I rooting for the Queen?
Because humans naturally like beauty.
Because she's actually the fairest in the land.
The mirror must be gay; that little chick isn't remotely attractive!
...and she's more likeable as a person.
@dogsmusicbookstravelscience Are you sure you don't find her more likeable because of pretty privilege?
"Even Rammstein did a more faithful adaptation to this story...." It sums it up. Thanks for reminding me of that Rammstein video!
"Sonne"
Rammstein production values have always been very high.
I'm haunted by that female singer, turns out it was compiled from a album of singing and only a small portion is recognizable in the source. I'm still haunted though!
@@patrickseekins1299what’s the source???
Off the album MUTTER (2001)
@@treystephens6166 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonne_(Rammstein_song) I then found the listed reference album and scanned through to find the clips.
What lunatic at Disney thought that actress was the fairest of them all?
4:12 This is '' EXACTLY '' why RUclips removed dislikes :))
First time that I have ever seen the "evil" witch being way more beautiful than snow white.
I thought Charlize Theron was more beautiful than Kristen Stewart too.
Any random female frozen yogurt shop employee in Nebraska is fairer.
@@AnOldFashionedWoman Absolutely. Part of the overall message, of course, is that "traditional beauty standards don't apply anymore in today's society." Such garbage. I can't wait for this modern-day mindset to pass. And it will, because ultimately, beautiful will remain beautiful. Theron is a looker, Stewart is not. Gadot is a looker, Zegler is not.
@@AnOldFashionedWoman Same.
I wouldn't be surprised if Fegelein is the executive producer. FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!
Even Fegelein ain't touching that remake
@fatimamagno8781 I don't know. He'll do anything to drive Dolfy crazy. 😄
pure hollywood crap
@@charliesmith4229 yep really
My kids will never be allowed near anything post 2004'ish Disney. They will never go to the theme parks or be allowed near the weird kid-didddling shit Disney promotes. They will never own Disney products.
This is non-negotiable.
You just lost more money and fans, Diz.
ITS SNOW WOKE!!! had me dying on the floor. 😂😂😂😂
I KNOW_HAHAHAHA
Turns out Dolfy has more insight and brains then Disney. Now THAT is frightening!!! 😈😈😈
Facts.
Not scary if you study history. Hitler had to be intelligent to take a country in as bad a situation as Germany was in and make it into a world power
No wonder he is mad! The original story of Snow White was written in German by the Brothers Grimm and published in 1812 in their collection Grimm's Fairy Tales. The German name for Snow White is Schneewittchen.
"Schneewittchen". Imagine that. Doesn't even sound like snow.
@@AngelBaby-cp6kf I think it's pronounced schnay...so sounds like nay...which is a form of no...so perhaps could be translated as snow...(sch)nay?
@@AngelBaby-cp6kf What drivel will you spout next? That 'wittchen' sounds closer to 'witch'?
@@nialloneill5097, please stop butchering German. Thank you.
Wait til he finds out the smokeshow playing the evil queen is Jewish, he'll really lose it.
100% agree with Dolphie. I wouldn’t pay a dime to see a timeless classic being destroyed even when they had live actors at first portraying the seven dwarfs.
I like how they made a live-action-movie that's like 50% CGI
People cracked the shits that they weren't using actual "little people", like Peter Dinklage, instead they used "full sized" actors so they wouldn't "offend" anyone. (some of them were taller than the silly bint that plays Snow White)
When Peter came along and said that's shit, it's the perfect opportunity for "shorter" actors like him to maybe get a start in the industry, and that by excluding "little people" was actually a worse form of discrimination, Disney couldn't hack it.
Instead of actually realizing they f^cked up and fixing it, they spat the dummy and used CGI
50%? More like 95%.
@@iffracem
To be fair, Dinklage also said some bs in the past about how such roles are "discrimination" against short people.
50 more like 100000 procent cgi uglyness
@@graustreifbrombeerkralle1078 He's a fool. Hope that the other dwarves toss him.
Poor Dolfy, watching one of his (actual) favorite movies get destroyed.😔
Even DOLPHY isn't evil enough to have to watch that film.
Watching Göring eating a piece of bread is more entertaining than this movie trailer.
FR.
Exactly
If Walt Disney could see what's become of his company he'd cry.
Disney wasn't frozen, he was Cremated.
He'd rise from his grave and fix a lot of the shit that has been ruined.
it will make $49 at the box office as disney and the media lash out
$49 ...? Don't be ridiculous.
It'll be $29
😂
Totally agree with Dolphy on this one. 👍🙂
What's even worse is the fact that Snow white the original one was the favorite movie of Hitler. Not only that Hitler drew some sketch of the characters. We could see his signature on the sketch proving it was actually him who drew them.
This is why he's so führerous
I hope it was better than his landscapes.
@@toddkurzbardhahaha
@@toddkurzbardlol
@@toddkurzbardlol
This movie is gonna be ass
It is! I can’t believe they will still push it out. I mean an overwhelming number of people don’t want it, but they still will go through with it like they are fighting a battle to see who can drag our culture to the bottom fastest . Oblivious to the mandate sent out in November 5
@@CharlieDexter99 it's like disney wants everyone to hate them and for their movies to flop
@@CharlieDexter99I think there's contractual obligations to put it out. The choices are either put it out and hope for the best or anger theaters that no doubt paid a good chunk of change for the right to show the movie and will want that change back if Disney doesn't give them the agreed movie to show.
"GONNA BE"?
3:56 “If you break your legs, it’s hard to cook orangutan”
I can't be the only one who didn't watch the trailer until I watched this video.
I just love how "Stalin!" is woven into these rants. Love it!
Coal Black and the seven vertically challenged individuals.
As a former miner might I suggest that that title sounds more like a film about 7 miners on a coal face...
Sad at the end...innocence of Disney-Gone
Carry on haha
This is such a GREAT parody. Thanks a million for the laughs.😊😊😊
Disney has officially dirtied the snow (so to speak)
Yellow snow. (Frank Zappa)
3:14 "Snow white looks like Lord Farquaad!!!" 😂😂😂😂
what's funny is that on the back of one of Hitler's paintings there's a drawing of one of the Dwarves from the animated movie because Hitler was allegedly a big fan. So this is actually fitting. :B
Walt Disney is turning in his grave
Considering Snow White was Walt Disney’s first film, and how historically important Snow White is to the Disney company, this live action demake (it’s a downgrade) is an insult to Walt Disney, the legendary animators and others who worked on that groundbreaking film from the late 30’s.
Is there any topic that cannot be ranted over in the bunker? Apparently not. Hilarious!
Love when goring eating 😂
Me too
What else is he gonna do
@@Dr-Alexander-The-Great he will eat snow white
@@bryanflores3091 you right goring eating snow white
You right haha 😂@@bryanflores3091 speer is my favourite goring will eat snow white
Fegelein saw it
Nah he and Stalin teamed up to make this movie to troll Dolfy as well as the rest of the world
He's an opportunist.
@ who likes to ruin everything good to make a quick buck
it will premier in Das Fegas.
Damn, you guys are good!
Dolfy is not impressed with this Snow White remake.
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“Don’t cry, we won’t watch it.” 😂😂
That mirror is blind. Skeletor is the fairest of them all. My favourite part.
I'm German and it's really hard to focus on the subtitles 😂
It is pretty bad when the evil queen is far more attractive than "the fairest of them all".
Snow white looks like Lord Farquaaad. 😂😂😂.
Dr Skeletor aka Geobbels isn't the fairest.
He is in the land of Shadows...
AT least Dr. Skeletor is a bit better.
“Snow Woke”. Is best description of this flop
Disney better not ruin TRON: Ares, I’d rather see that rather than Snow Woke.
Facts!
"Horrific, Imminent Financial Catastrophe" is better.
These just keep getting better.
I will never see Wonder Woman as a hero after this. Disney is finished.
@@davida.737 wait what
I agree with Dolfy
Rachael Zegler is the "fairest of them all"? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sure...
I grew up with the 1937 version as a 4 year old in 2010. Funny how he reacts to it. May you Rest In Peace Adriana Casselotti.
I, for once approve of Dolfy's opinion, not even the goofy, garbage CGI would make me laugh or like this trailer in the slightest.
Brilliant- even Adolf didn't screw up the proper Snow White.
4:49 I was waiting for what the ladies would say. I wasn't disappointed. 😅
How about she says, "Dont cry. This movie is so bad, EVEN HITLER wouldnt make you watch it"?
Considering Hitler saw the OG Snow White this makes it hilarious. Also it’s funny seeing his opinion on Gal Gadot considering she’s Israeli
He was racist, not blind.
0:44 Poor Goering: "I wish this was the poisoned apple, so I am spared watching this horrible movie!!"
1:24
*shows dwarves
Weidling: *looks at krebs being a more believable dwarf*
I loved when he said, "All those who would prefer to eat a poisonous apple than watch anymore of this, please leave."
Every line was precious 😅
If a majority of a movie is going to be CG, it might as well be an animated movie....
Disney we had the huntsmen two mvies we dont need another snow white movie.
I can't believe how good that was. At first I thought, "Oh, this is hilarious," and then, I don't know. That's a good point, man. I miss the old Disney.
LMAO ..” All those who would prefer to eat a poisonous apple than watch this, please leave .”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Watching an HRP video is the only reason I would be willing to watch the Snow White trailer.
« IT’S SNOW WOKE » 🤣
The dwarves are nightmare fuel. Absolutely classic.😂😂😂😂
This is awesome.
And respect, as always, to Bruno Ganz for his brilliant performance.
"I miss the old Disney"
Same
Hitler and me, same page. 😂
Hitler's favorite movie? The original !
"Snow Woke and the Seven Marios"
Pre-woke Disney DVDs and even VHS tapes sell pretty well on ebay, and this remake shows why.
You've got that right Mein Herr.
Why did they make the mirror lie ? Had me on the floor rolling. . .The trembling hand movement when taking off the glasses as well as asking people to leave is 10/10 for me.
Snow Brown and The 7 Illegals
I agree with the script writer, I miss the old Disney.
You need to do one on Syria, just change Berlin to Damascus
Syrian army generals: the rebels have reached the city outskirts
Assad: don't worry, the city has a 'very strong military cordon'. My brother's 4th division will take care of them.
Generals: your excellency, your brother has fled, the 4th division has defected to the rebels.
Assad: all of those who ordered their troops to flee, please leave.
Assad: This is a disaster! The rebels are already in the city. My own brother and soldiers have betrayed me! So this is what it's come to? My Army are a bunch of cowards, even my version of the S.S has defected! I had supports from regional powers, Iran, hezbollah and Russia and they all left me!
The biggest failure is Disney's board of directors who have a responsibility to the company's financial well-being. If there is one thing I have learned from all of this debacle is that I would not trust Bob Iger in making me a cup of coffee. He would probably burn the kitchen down.
Whoever makes these videos is brilliant.😂