Hitler’s Mexican takeaway disaster

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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

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  • @SanjiEastBlue
    @SanjiEastBlue 2 месяца назад +152

    And then Göring takes the biggest, longest toilet break which destroys Hitlers beloved toilet, where not even Monhke can unclog it

  • @shujinkoMK
    @shujinkoMK 2 месяца назад +105

    Big mistake announcing he’s ordering food in front of Goring

    • @nicolestimothy9921
      @nicolestimothy9921 2 месяца назад +9

      Worst move for Dolfy 😂😂

    • @LordWyatt
      @LordWyatt 2 месяца назад +13

      That’s why Göring is always checking his watch. Doesn’t want to miss any takeaways

  • @kenshir0.kazuma65
    @kenshir0.kazuma65 2 месяца назад +47

    "I don't even think the best food is going to make you stop looking like a half-dead monster straight from the crypt" I FKn died 💀

  • @jordanc.3405
    @jordanc.3405 2 месяца назад +45

    This is Easily the most hilarious, yet realistic Hitler order takeaway Parodies made. The Plot behind this one was made so Masterfully, it felt like this was based off a True Story. Which only makes this Parody even more Hilarious. HRP never ceases to amaze me with his Ideas, even after over 16 Years.

  • @ominösersüddeutscher
    @ominösersüddeutscher 2 месяца назад +23

    Putting Downfall and Risitas in one video should be honoured with the Iron Cross 1st class

  • @gideonbrown4215
    @gideonbrown4215 2 месяца назад +46

    One of these days, Dolfy is going to knowingly order poisoned food, just to trick Göring into eating it.

    • @Evil_Befall
      @Evil_Befall 2 месяца назад +9

      He would shit out the poison

    • @technopathic7599
      @technopathic7599 7 дней назад

      and then Felgelein swapped it out with Hitler's own food, causing Hitler to have a taste of his own medicine, while Göring got another tasty feast

  • @gzkarr3730
    @gzkarr3730 2 месяца назад +71

    3:05 Wow General Santa Anna has a Yodl in his staff who is always objecting! Will wonders never cease!

    • @penultimateh766
      @penultimateh766 2 месяца назад +9

      Jodl. With a "J". Yodl is a method of alpine telegraphy.

    • @gzkarr3730
      @gzkarr3730 2 месяца назад +7

      @@penultimateh766 Jodl is a Yodeler! He Yodels all the time!

    • @LordWyatt
      @LordWyatt 2 месяца назад +3

      Just like the Fäilure’s staff he always objects yet does as the General says😂

  • @danck941
    @danck941 2 месяца назад +28

    Plot twist Fegelein is the one who told the Mexican soldiers about Dolfy's order.

  • @Jazz_Guitar_From_Frank
    @Jazz_Guitar_From_Frank 2 месяца назад +33

    This is one of the funniest ones yet. Dolph can't get a break!

  • @zacharykim436
    @zacharykim436 2 месяца назад +68

    First Takeaway Disaster Parody in awhile

    • @IslasCanarias193
      @IslasCanarias193 2 месяца назад

      The Southern Spanish toothless Andalusian gypsy was talking about the beach, swimmers, thongs, paella and Sevilla.

  • @shubhaamgokko1361
    @shubhaamgokko1361 2 месяца назад +34

    5:58 - My farts could be weaponized. I hope HRP expands further on this lore

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 2 месяца назад +3

      Burrito fart are 🤢 nasty!

    • @EuropeYear1917
      @EuropeYear1917 Месяц назад

      I mean… what do you think he’s sending to the gas chambers? The ventilation system to clear his farts is connected to the chamber at Auschwitz via tunneled air ducts that vacuum the farts straight into the chamber!

  • @raymondtrinidad-b9b
    @raymondtrinidad-b9b 2 месяца назад +30

    I love this humor it had me nonstop laughing.

    • @LordWyatt
      @LordWyatt 2 месяца назад +3

      I was laughing harder than El Resistas😂

  • @louloubydesign1926
    @louloubydesign1926 2 месяца назад +20

    Love these! The dinner table scenes are the best!

  • @timekeeper13
    @timekeeper13 2 месяца назад +14

    OMG!!! My side is hurting from laughing!! Well done!

  • @hitlerrantsparodies
    @hitlerrantsparodies  2 месяца назад +23

    Dolfy has yet another takeaway disaster.
    Patreon: www.patreon.com/hitlerrantsparodies
    Discord: discord.gg/hitlerrantsparodies
    Twitter: twitter.com/HRP_Parodies

    • @KP-cb4sy
      @KP-cb4sy 2 месяца назад +3

      Given his gastrointestinal issues, I think Dolfy may have dodged a bullet.

    • @LordWyatt
      @LordWyatt 2 месяца назад +1

      I was laughing harder than El Resistas😂👌
      Well done, friend🖤

    • @Canadiancoinguy
      @Canadiancoinguy 2 месяца назад +2

      I just got to say even after 15 years of doing this you still managed to make me burst out in laughter nearly coughing myself into oblivion. I don't know how you managed to milk this much content out of one film but by god I'm impressed and respect the hell out of you for it. Almost 3,000 videos is insane for this type of content that usually goes stale after a year or three. But somehow you've outlived some of the biggest RUclipsrs of all time with it. Godspeed you magnificent bastard and may your future be glorious.

  • @penultimateh766
    @penultimateh766 2 месяца назад +30

    My God I hope he never tries to order sushi...

    • @nicolestimothy9921
      @nicolestimothy9921 2 месяца назад +11

      I hope this is the only episode he was getting it. Just to anger Krebs. 😂😂😂

    • @technopathic7597
      @technopathic7597 2 месяца назад

      Knowing Hitler, he *will*
      except either Göring gets it again or Himmler deliberately got Hitler the only non-fish item for Krebs sake

    • @Harahvaiti
      @Harahvaiti 2 месяца назад +10

      Imagine Yamamoto and his staff trolling Hitler with that takeaway...

    • @nicolestimothy9921
      @nicolestimothy9921 2 месяца назад +4

      @@Harahvaiti or Hirohito himself

    • @mbsfaridi
      @mbsfaridi 2 месяца назад +4

      He'll get Godzilla as his meal.

  • @Hyperdrive
    @Hyperdrive 2 месяца назад +5

    Dude this used to be my childhood… glad to see you still uploading

  • @TrianNguyen938
    @TrianNguyen938 2 месяца назад +20

    Hermann Goering likes food.
    El Ristas still laughing a lot.
    Santa Anna

    • @LordWyatt
      @LordWyatt 2 месяца назад +5

      Just like messing with the Fäilure😎

  • @PaulWhitcomb-ty6md
    @PaulWhitcomb-ty6md 2 месяца назад +8

    If Mein Failure thinks the cold, crappy food gives him excess gas, then he is lucky that he was spared from refried beans.

  • @papamidnite9282
    @papamidnite9282 2 месяца назад +7

    This is by far one of the funniest ones i ever seen it seems Hitler cant catch a break 😂😂😂

  • @noelsalisbury7448
    @noelsalisbury7448 2 месяца назад +7

    The Bunker's derp inside the Alamo, with General Santa Anna waiting outside knocking on the gate with his delivery of Tacos.
    Remember the Alamo.

  • @greggc8088
    @greggc8088 2 месяца назад +9

    Just the threat of a Hitler fart clears the room.

  • @nicholaibengtson8040
    @nicholaibengtson8040 2 месяца назад +11

    Lmao🤣
    5:15. You all can enjoy this cold muck
    This shit is a week old
    It will make your ass cry.
    Lmao i’m dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @supermariobro93
    @supermariobro93 2 месяца назад +17

    Damn, over $6,500 USD for some Mexican takeaway? Poor old man must be crazy! 🤣

    • @rogerkinard7446
      @rogerkinard7446 2 месяца назад +4

      You are incorrect as to the total cost of 130,000 MXP in the year 1945. In today's prices, expressed in U.S. Dollars, the cost would have been perhaps more than three times as high - and I’m not adjusting for the intervening seventy-nine years of inflation which has occurred since then ! Yes, the peso (unit of value) of Mexico🇲🇽 was much stronger then, as compared to now. 🇩🇪🇲🇽🇩🇪🇲🇽🇩🇪🇲🇽🇩🇪🇲🇽🇩🇪🇲🇽🇩🇪🇲🇽

    • @LordWyatt
      @LordWyatt 2 месяца назад +5

      He’s willing to spend any amount to get a takeaway, too bad it always goes to Göring😅

  • @cryptdog
    @cryptdog 2 месяца назад +7

    I always love their dinner time conversations 😂😂

  • @darrylkraatz1482
    @darrylkraatz1482 2 месяца назад +10

    El Risitas never gets old! ❤😂

  • @davidtaylor5204
    @davidtaylor5204 2 месяца назад +8

    Next time, Hitler should order from practically any restaurant in Tecate, maybe a six pack of Tecate just to get the whole experience. Baja California is just better. Fish tacos too.

    • @papamidnite9282
      @papamidnite9282 2 месяца назад +4

      Goring has been spotted there

    • @xmindk
      @xmindk 2 месяца назад

      Lol!😂

  • @chriscampbell3066
    @chriscampbell3066 2 месяца назад +4

    This is a good one, Thanks!

  • @B-and-O-Operator-Fairmont
    @B-and-O-Operator-Fairmont 2 месяца назад +8

    It wasn't Mexican, but on Christmas Day 2015 or 2016 we were at an all-you-can-eat buffet. My sister pointed over to the row of tables by the windows and said "Look!" I glanced over that way and saw a short, dumpy man with a shock of unkempt hair and a narrow mustache. "The Fuehrer is enjoying Christmas Dinner with us!" I nearly snorted food out my nose. We both started laughing uncontrollably. I dared not look that way again for the rest of the meal. Fortunately, he left before we would have had to walk by his table to leave the restaurant.
    And there is an epilogue to the story. A few months later I was in there on a Friday night and saw the same fellow again. Did Hitler have a taste for Ryan's Buffet? All I know is, if I looked like that guy, I would have shaved off the mustache.

  • @jayjay60
    @jayjay60 2 месяца назад +5

    If you listen closely Jodl always ends his second statement with "restaurant" and another ends with "beef alone." Plus in his second response to Jodl one phrase ends with "buffet." Please use these in a future rant. It would be epic. And they could offer Fish at the buffet.

  • @AntonyFleck
    @AntonyFleck Месяц назад +1

    Have only just discovered this channel!
    These parodies/skits are f*cking hilarious, I'm sitting alone laughing out loud, what's wrong with me?
    Perhaps I should seek medical advice?
    I know that my family think I should, but hey ho !!....

    • @LordWyatt
      @LordWyatt Месяц назад

      You’re not alone😂🤪

  • @droman608
    @droman608 2 месяца назад +3

    The subtitles are extra savage. 😂🤣💯

  • @barneshomestead1240
    @barneshomestead1240 2 месяца назад +24

    They're eating the dogs...they're eating the cats....they're eating the pets

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 2 месяца назад +1

      Hey don’t knock a gato 🌮 taco til you’ve tried it! 🙀

    • @mm72213
      @mm72213 2 месяца назад +1

      You know what why McDonald's is so expensive?
      it's trump and the maganazi party
      THEY'RE EATING THE BURGERS!!!!!!😂

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 2 месяца назад +1

      @@mm72213 and the McKittens! 😹

    • @reson8
      @reson8 2 месяца назад +1

      @@nhmooytis7058 Trump wasn't haitan last time i checked. He's also not a voodoo practitioner.

  • @dmf37207
    @dmf37207 Месяц назад

    This is the best one of the takeaway series. At 7:54 the delivery man makes me laugh so hard that tears come to my eyes.

  • @billyjoe6933
    @billyjoe6933 2 месяца назад +3

    Man I liked to pissed in my pants from this one I really needed to laugh like that again.the Mexican guy is freakin awsome I laughed till I hurt thank u

    • @mariavandenbroele9843
      @mariavandenbroele9843 Месяц назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😲😲💩💩😲😲😲🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😂😂 that Mexican laugh 🤣🤣😂😂😅😅😅

  • @scp240
    @scp240 2 месяца назад +4

    Had me in tears ...

  • @BuzbyWuzby
    @BuzbyWuzby 2 месяца назад +3

    Reich-Mex! I lost it there. Eine Reich! Eine Volk! Eine pizza!

  • @nhmooytis7058
    @nhmooytis7058 2 месяца назад +5

    I see a potential spin off series: Santa Anna Rants 😂

    • @LordWyatt
      @LordWyatt 2 месяца назад +1

      I’d be down😂

  • @margaretdonato7888
    @margaretdonato7888 2 месяца назад +3

    You know. We are all living on a time that is bizarre, unbelievable and not at all funny. These parodies are incredibly funny and boy do we need a good laugh at one failed ruler’s expense. Keep ‘em coming.

  • @paulcrisp9861
    @paulcrisp9861 2 месяца назад +3

    Poor himmler threatened to become a take away by hitler 🤣😅

  • @OsagieGuobadia
    @OsagieGuobadia 2 месяца назад +3

    Nice new video, Mr. HRP sir. Everyone will laughed at this. : )

  • @olivesouch6423
    @olivesouch6423 2 месяца назад +3

    Well, We have Stalin Mexican Restaurant.

  • @shermann.peabody7429
    @shermann.peabody7429 2 месяца назад +3

    You could almost feel sorry for Hitler's dog.

  • @stumbledoor69420
    @stumbledoor69420 2 месяца назад +6

    Um that was freaking hitlarious

    • @mariavandenbroele9843
      @mariavandenbroele9843 Месяц назад

      😅😅😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅😅😅🤣🤣😂😲😲😲😲💩😲😲 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😅

  • @MrTeetime
    @MrTeetime 2 месяца назад +3

    I dig it when Steiner gets delegated, and involved in his plans.

  • @CaptainM792
    @CaptainM792 2 месяца назад +2

    I guess Steiner took the newly invented Time traveling bell off to Mexico in the 19th century to bring authentic Mexican takeaway back to Germany

  • @nxcheezhed
    @nxcheezhed 2 месяца назад +7

    Takeaway fäilure

  • @teresamexico309
    @teresamexico309 2 месяца назад +5

    " El Santa Anna and Risitas MexMax" restaurant jajaja

  • @clintonpenilla5980
    @clintonpenilla5980 23 дня назад +1

    I like how they added General Santa Anna in the Video 🤣🤣🤣

  • @IS34PreteristForce
    @IS34PreteristForce 2 месяца назад +2

    I can relate to Goring, enjoying food myself.

  • @chrisraffa5370
    @chrisraffa5370 2 месяца назад +2

    Hitler getting his takeaway foods stolen by goring is a classic

  • @ArcticVXR1
    @ArcticVXR1 2 месяца назад +2

    Literally anything with Risitas in has me howling.

  • @papaofthewoods5979
    @papaofthewoods5979 2 месяца назад +2

    Man that was funny. I never laughed so hard...esp at that delivery guy.

    • @mariavandenbroele9843
      @mariavandenbroele9843 Месяц назад

      Insane Mexican 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅😅😂😂😅😅😅🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 thanks so much to who made them videos 😂😂😂😂😅😅🤣🤣😂😂😂😅🙏

  • @j_hex
    @j_hex 15 дней назад +1

    this is one of the best ones 😂😂

  • @Tchud
    @Tchud 2 месяца назад +4

    Man, talk about an international incident! 😅

  • @nhmooytis7058
    @nhmooytis7058 2 месяца назад +3

    Inführeriated!

  • @hussainbasha3900
    @hussainbasha3900 2 месяца назад +2

    Furrrrrfecto... translationnnnn....my flaneur😊

  • @thelivingbranch
    @thelivingbranch 2 месяца назад +3

    it all taste the same - sorry boss the fish tacos sux

  • @jgdssp226
    @jgdssp226 2 месяца назад +3

    I'm Mexican and I did not understand one word "Risitas" said, 😂😂😂 he makes More Sense on the translation caption

    • @xmindk
      @xmindk 2 месяца назад

      😂😂😂

  • @moraxxxx2115
    @moraxxxx2115 2 месяца назад +2

    I wonder who would eat so much, is it gonna be Goring or Caseoh

  • @CYB3R2K
    @CYB3R2K 2 месяца назад +7

    Reich Mex lmao 🤣

    • @teresamexico309
      @teresamexico309 2 месяца назад +2

      Could be "Taco Bell" quality like :)

  • @gordondud2004
    @gordondud2004 2 месяца назад +2

    I can't see a Santa Anna Parody Rants site getting too many Subscribers.

  • @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307
    @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 2 месяца назад +2

    around 7394 euros for this takeaway.

  • @nicksoapdish157
    @nicksoapdish157 2 месяца назад +2

    Fun Fact: 130000 Mexican Pesos = 6,537.33 USD

  • @Amifai
    @Amifai 2 месяца назад +7

    Reich mex 😭💀

  • @technopathic7597
    @technopathic7597 2 месяца назад +3

    He just never learn 😂

  • @aconformist1
    @aconformist1 2 месяца назад +3

    In the US we call it takeout, seeing takeaway always bothers me

  • @ricksprinkle8396
    @ricksprinkle8396 2 месяца назад +3

    100% perfection!

  • @noelsalisbury7448
    @noelsalisbury7448 2 месяца назад +2

    Where is Spain's General Francisco Franco? He was one of Dolphy's big buddies ! He can get him a delicious Paella- with fish!

  • @stryfe7467
    @stryfe7467 2 месяца назад +3

    Mexican cuisine is great (insert Goring emote here)

  • @Владимир-э7э1щ
    @Владимир-э7э1щ 2 месяца назад +2

    THANKS ❤❤❤

  • @judahtaylor8464
    @judahtaylor8464 2 месяца назад +2

    Request: Hitler gets interrupted by indie animation characters. The characters are Pomni, Jax, and Caine from TADC, Striker and Blitzo from Helluva Boss, Lackadaisy from Lackadaisy, Uzi and Serial Designation N from Murder Drones, and Alistar and Lucifer from Hazbin Hotel.

  • @cgsai2008
    @cgsai2008 2 месяца назад +3

    Fekken good hit 🥊!

  • @Кузьмич-ф5ю
    @Кузьмич-ф5ю 2 месяца назад +1

    Screensaver as a separate form of art)

  • @monegal1
    @monegal1 2 месяца назад +2

    Santa Antic

  • @chickenleg2536
    @chickenleg2536 2 месяца назад +3

    Yes

  • @xmindk
    @xmindk 2 месяца назад +1

    2:51 is hilarious!😂

  • @req2000
    @req2000 2 месяца назад +3

    Germany tried to order Mexican in WW1 too

  • @Tirpitz_44
    @Tirpitz_44 2 месяца назад +5

    What was the mexican movie showed?

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 2 месяца назад +5

      The Alamo 2004 with Emilio Echevarria as Santa Anna.

  • @F40PH-2CAT
    @F40PH-2CAT 2 месяца назад +2

    Nothing from Taco Reich?

  • @GF72-XeNe675
    @GF72-XeNe675 2 месяца назад +3

    Ok good

  • @SeanMacguire1879
    @SeanMacguire1879 Месяц назад +1

    2:20 this is kinda funny for me, cause the subtitles has nothing to do with what they’re saying

    • @LordWyatt
      @LordWyatt Месяц назад +1

      It’s true for the German/Italian/Czech too, that’s why English speakers find it so hitlarious😂

  • @SavageMcBeastdog
    @SavageMcBeastdog Месяц назад

    I love the takeaways.

  • @cameronkedas3375
    @cameronkedas3375 2 месяца назад +6

    When we call him Dolfy, he sounds like a poor old man with anger issues.
    When he’s called Adolf, he sounds like an evil, genocidal, and malicious man

  • @mjpottertx
    @mjpottertx 2 месяца назад +2

    Takeaway? You mean takeout?

  • @matttrafton2725
    @matttrafton2725 2 месяца назад +2

    If only they had Taco Bell then. Germany would have been unstoppable.

    • @papamidnite9282
      @papamidnite9282 2 месяца назад

      They do Goring eats all the orders 😅

  • @rustymckeever9187
    @rustymckeever9187 2 месяца назад +3

    Classic…..😂😂😂😂

  • @jeffshepard007
    @jeffshepard007 2 месяца назад +2

    Why the use of Mein failure instead of Fuhrer???

  • @bryantsemenza38
    @bryantsemenza38 2 дня назад

    OMG. Hitler gets no Mexican Food. 😂 it’s outrageous

  • @jerrykelley9266
    @jerrykelley9266 Месяц назад +1

    Dang.. 😂

  • @billxam2674
    @billxam2674 2 месяца назад +3

    That was funny!!

  • @Louis-iz8nq
    @Louis-iz8nq 2 месяца назад +1

    The effect got a little ruined for me when they started speaking Spanish because I'm fluent in Spanish and know that what they were verbally saying isn't what's being written in the subtitles. The video is a great parody though.

  • @reijiminato8762
    @reijiminato8762 2 месяца назад +2

    0:50 Hey, fish tacos 🌮🎣 are awesome!

  • @sakurazakikasumi2157
    @sakurazakikasumi2157 2 месяца назад +2

    Pesos? Filipino ka ba?

  • @HaroldGrant44
    @HaroldGrant44 2 месяца назад +3

    lol

  • @AnnaMaria-zm8cv
    @AnnaMaria-zm8cv 2 месяца назад +2

    This is hilarious hahaha

  • @mariavandenbroele9843
    @mariavandenbroele9843 Месяц назад

    🤣🤣 so clever, thanks it made (makes) me almost wet my pants ❤❤❤ Thanks 😅😅😅😂😂

  • @IS34PreteristForce
    @IS34PreteristForce 2 месяца назад +2

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @imbored8072
    @imbored8072 2 месяца назад +3

    deutschland

  • @mariavandenbroele9843
    @mariavandenbroele9843 Месяц назад

    But this video made my a*sh cry😮😮😮😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😢😢😢😢😢