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*what a mistake in the Qur'an!* Allah himself testifies that he has a son and he is the son as Christians understand it! Only the Koran writer was too ignorant to know what Son of God means! Allah's word which created everything is Allah himself too! *The Word Allahs which created everything is the Son of God according to Christianity!*
Subhanallah probably the best thing when ya get married❤ Note: just keep in mind that don’t be Disgusted or awkward about getting married. It’s a good thing probably the best thing in your life🙂
Assalam o Alaikum recite and hear the Quran daily guys. Everyone Do zikr just now: Subhan Allah x3 Alhumdulliah x3 Allah Akbar x 3 Subhan Allah bihamdi x3 Subhan Allah Alazeem x3 Astraghfirullah x3 La illah ha illa Allah Anta subhanka ini kuntum minazalimeen. Darood Shareef. May ALLAH protect all of us from the Punishment of the Grave and Punishment of Hell fire AMEEN
Bro I just thought that he was gonna pray with her and trick us and I knew it bc the sus thing isn’t the best thing about marriage even tho I am just a kid, it is spending times together, praying together, achieving goals together and live a halal and happy life🌊❤️
You say "assume the best" as if it's something to be ashamed of. Rather, it is something to be proud of, and something that pleases Allah a lot, and it is a duty as well as a right upon the married.
My Brothers Please Pray For My Mother She Is Very ill 😢
@akbaraly-fx2uf Thank You 🥺
May Allah Almighty heal her sickness
May Allah heal her
May allah heal your mother Ameen
Ameen
Brother is on SUPER HALAL MODE
Take off the aluminum hat
Son of God does not mean that God has a child in Christianity!
*what a mistake in the Qur'an!*
*what a mistake in the Qur'an!*
Allah himself testifies that he has a son and he is the son as Christians understand it! Only the Koran writer was too ignorant to know what Son of God means! Allah's word which created everything is Allah himself too! *The Word Allahs which created everything is the Son of God according to Christianity!*
@@tomolo2619 what is he yapping about
@@tomolo2619shut it up don’t know know anything about Islam how did Allah have a son u tell me dum
@@Lastbeat-eo9rk he is lost
Bro activated Super Halal Mode 💀
Its not really Super Halal Mode.
@@Cantstoptheatrain123why?
Bro called us dirty minded in 567893 languages 💀💀
No in 69 languages 💀💀
@@JCclips2411 💀💀💀
This is the second time he calls us dirty minded, that's why stop watching weird yt shorts/vids
@@Neelix69 you don't want to know
@@Neelix69 go search 69 meaning on Google
Bro called us dirty minded 💀
My dirty sense got kicked in hard
😂😂 @Buddy_Bro51
Same💀💀💀
@@Realsecret9 🤣🤣😂😂
@@ytkingsniper7279 u bully😭 (jk)
Bro called us dirty minded in 999999999999 languages💀
@FREEPALESTINE8655 If you like palestine then why do you have a israel flag as your profile picture?
@FREEPALESTINE8655
That flag
Wait
What ???😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
69 likes💀💀
But praying doesn't require only 2 people
Togetherrrrrrrrrrrr
"We can now pray together -- it requires 2 people" lol
Together praying is better then alone
"What did you think was gonna happen? Assume the best"
How Haram of you to assume that I assumed something Haram... Assume the best yourself
Bro roasted back lol
I mean it ain’t haram tho ifykyk
sex between marries couples is not haram 💀
@@yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhehhhhhin islam Sex outside of marriage is considered haram
@@yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhehhhhhyou stupid
When captain halal is there the halal mode is always with him
Bro called us dirty minded in 1020039293 way 💀
for real 💀💀💀
ways*
@@zaynarayana9521 is zina haram even if someone is married?
I rlly don’t understand which message is stolen
Huh your the same kid who says camelnaldo in over a thousand edits
Ya Allah how did he troll me like that, he's starting his browniesaadi arc😂
Ikr 😂
Tbh, I actually knew he'd pray along with his wife
Bro activated hypercharge halal mode💀☠
Praying together is the best thing to do after marriage and remember the most important thing in this world is to keep everything halal ❤
Subhanallah probably the best thing when ya get married❤
Note: just keep in mind that don’t be Disgusted or awkward about getting married. It’s a good thing probably the best thing in your life🙂
Im not Muslim, but What’s subhanallah?
@@phantasmagoria617”you appreciate”
@@oonaisa9965 oh! Thank you :)
@@phantasmagoria617literally means glory be to Allah
Shows appreciation for the wonders of life
Bro called us haram and dirty minded in 7000 languages
Bro's running out of video ideas 💀
Nah his content is amazing😁
@@MsLucky-q9dtrue
You're running out of comment ideas.. specially after this masterpiece 😏
Nah I have so many jokes in my mind😂
❤😊La ilaha illallah Muhammadur rasoolallah😊❤
brother dragged me from "astaghfirullah" to "mashallah"
Alhamdolillah 😊❤ i'm a muslim and i'm proud of it
May allah grant us jannah ameen
Ameen
Bro is very halal mode
Bro really activated super halal mood 💀
well doing it is halal too if they're married
Nah bro Called me dirty
Assalam o Alaikum recite and hear the Quran daily guys.
Everyone Do zikr just now:
Subhan Allah x3
Alhumdulliah x3
Allah Akbar x 3
Subhan Allah bihamdi x3
Subhan Allah Alazeem x3
Astraghfirullah x3
La illah ha illa Allah
Anta subhanka ini kuntum minazalimeen.
Darood Shareef.
May ALLAH protect all of us from the Punishment of the Grave and Punishment of Hell fire AMEEN
I think there is the Jersey of Pakistan behind the jacket💀
So Halal Mode ❤
We are getting dirty mind to halal mode with this one 🥶🥶🥶🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
"Assume the best"
Bro assumed that i assumed something else, assume the best yourself
You assumed that bro assumed that you assumed something else
Assume the best yourself
Wait a minute…
NOOOOOOOO
@@SurvivebritanicII😂
Bro is super halal 👌😂
Please pray for my uncle he died when he was going to jumah salat in friday💔😭
SHE WILL GET BETTER INSHALLAH!!
Bro I just thought that he was gonna pray with her and trick us and I knew it bc the sus thing isn’t the best thing about marriage even tho I am just a kid, it is spending times together, praying together, achieving goals together and live a halal and happy life🌊❤️
Bro activated dirty mind in a halal way 😂
I thought they were gonna cook 😂
My bro unlocked the epic halal mode
Bro activated halal mode
ماشاءالله بارك الله فيكما ❤😊
So halal mode😭😭
well doing it is halal too if they're married
Praying can require more than 2 people, mate.
Bro called us dirty minded in infinity languages😂
Dirty minded people, Be Halal not HARAM!
bro really called me dirty minded
Captain Halal needs to give me halali lessons after this
Bro called us dirty minded 1000 languages
THAT'S NOT REQUIRED ONLY 2 PEOPLE
WE CAN PRAY WITH AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN
Bro called us dirty minded in 93 trillion languages💀
THIS IS MEGA HALAL MODE!!!
brother caught me lacking
more people more hasanat 😎
MASHALLAH BROTHER ❤️🔥
Bro's gonna be a halal parent for sure.
Did anyone notice Namaz doesnt require two ppl
Bro called us dirty minded in 69696969 languages
it is an act of worship too Mufti Menk has explained it that intimacy with wife is an act of worship😊
Bro is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO oooooo oooooo oooooo ooooooooo ooooooooo ooooooooo OOOOOOOOO ooooooooo halal mode
Brothers and sisters please make dua for my mom she got cancer😢❤
(Sorry if I copied the comment below I just need extra dua for my mom❤)😊
It doesn't have to only be two people 🤗🥰
Habibi taqalili kul youm
Bro called us dirty minded in a HALAL way
MASHALLAH BROTHER 💗 I TOTALLY thought that you were going to PRAY together 🥰
Praying doesn't require two people brother😂 May Allah bless you. Ameen
Bro turned on halal mode masha'allah❤
I really thought they were going to pray until you unzipped the jacket. That got me
2nd most halal person i know :)
That was cheeky there😅
“What do u have in mind?”
“Brother asked a very good question!”❤ SO HALAL MODE
I thought Pakistan t shirt was coming.. 😂😂
We can do with 3-4 people also
So halal mode
well doing it is halal too if they're married
Bro called us dirty minded in 42069 languages😂
Bro called us dirty minded in 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 languages💀
considering this guy's content I actually expected the ending 💀
that was good
You say "assume the best" as if it's something to be ashamed of. Rather, it is something to be proud of, and something that pleases Allah a lot, and it is a duty as well as a right upon the married.
*SO HALAL MODE 😂🗿!!*
Here before this bot uses different account to gain likes
@@Paymarhater10 oh really?i didnt knew that 😂
@@Paymarhater10ASTUGFIRULLAH MATE!!!
@perryplatypus. what so haram about my comment?
@@Paymarhater10SERIOUSLY MATE FIRST YOU CALLED ME BOT SECONDLY YOU ACCUSED ME!!!THAT AIN'T HALAL ASSUME BEST IN YOUR BROTHERS
Smile it's sunnah❤
Smile 😃
Super halal mode
I assumed he would make little kids and that’s one of the best
Salah can be done with more than 2 people so we knew what he meant 😂😂😏😏
Prayer doesn't requires two people. So that's why everyone thought of something else (including me)
They can pray together whenever they want.
This thing requires two people
I got caught guys!
Always asume the best of your Brothers👍😁
Super halal mode relationship
Bro just called me dirty in 53728 languages
guys pray for my mom she nearly broke her leg and it still is
Captain halal arrived at time
Praying is nothing which requires only two people
Guys please pray for my cousins dad he got in a bad accident
"Ya Allah please give strength to my cousins father" ameen
Bro called us dirty minded in 69 languages☠️
i totally wasn’t thinking about something else
So halal know something halal is going to happen
سبحان اللّٰـــــه
Bro really turnsd on his suoer duper extra halal mode package 💀💀
I think that they were about to get a child and then teach him Islam and make him a hafiz
Brother is funny at same time halal boy 😂❤
a quick reminder that salah can be with more or less than two people as well, sooooooooo
I thought they were gonna play chess like no joke
praying does not require 2 people
Super halal mode😂