if I had a nickel for every time Kevin's life has been ruined from a gorilla leaving him, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
@@FootChud Constantly. I don't have the specific names to hand, but it happens all the time. It's just that on the rare occasion it gets big enough for slack-jawed flag-waving imbeciles to hear about it, the police department backpedals and throws the offending officer to the mob. Oh but I forgot, cops good, America good, imperialism good, greed good, capital good, white people good, war good, and of course, domestic abuse good.
Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
ok- I had to pause right away just to comment that after hearing officer kevo pronounce juanita the way that he did, there is no doubt he is a duolingo genius 💯
For me, watching Kevin is like free therapy. Whenever I watch any of his videos I feel {insert video length here} of pure happiness. Thanks for the stress relief Kevin!
Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
“What job can you be an actual criminal in? Politics, of course” No no, he’s got a point. In my city several politicians have been convicted for a variety of crimes, so I’m surprised BitLife doesn’t allow criminals to be politicians!
Well I think the main thing is that, while several politicians are criminals, most of them haven't been convicted, so they wouldn't actually have a criminal record.
He was a villain from pretty much the start, even before killing anyone he killed himself by refusing to let got of the sperm extraction job for no reason.
Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
Bitlife needs a job system overhaul, you need to be able to become the supervisor/boss and have the ability to promote and demote other people, having an arbitrary fake boss when you have become the actual boss is really annoying
@@AgentTasmania i guess so, but there still needs to be a proper option to become the absolute top of the hierarchy of bosses in Bitlife, at and Im tired of being arbitrarily fired from a job that ive setup and been at for X amount of years to then lose it cause of some dumb shit I couldn’t control
I discovered your channel around 4 days ago because RUclips recommended that video where you were trying a fitness game on that Wii Fit console. I was dying of laughter because you were just so effortlessly funny! I'm not a gamer but I enjoy your content so much. I've been in isolation due to Covid, and binge-watching your videos have kept me sane. Kevin, you are a blessing to the world!
Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
Kevin does not have to specify he became 'the worst' of anything in game, at this point he could just say 'I played this game' and we would assume the dynamic is chaos
Kevin: "that gorilla dying probably saved my life" Also Kevin: still tries to find another gorilla and dies in prison before having a chance to find another gorilla
7:38 "I'll bathe my gorilla, that might make me feel better. That sounds like an innuendo, but it is not" Language theory: any phrase like "I'll 'verb' my 'noun' " sounds like an innuendo in English 🦍 🛁
my favorite thing about the bitlife videos is the little mini events that happen. “Peace talks have commenced as Afghanistan and the Bahamas are finally looking to end their conflict. 8.207 people lost their lives and a further 24,544 were left injured by the war” is just so funny to me
Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
Idk why but I really love the bitlife videos xD I even downloaded an emulator and bought the bitizen version, but found for me its actually more entertaining watching Kevin play than playing myself... Thanks for the entertainment! :)
As soon as I saw the gorilla renamed to Chunky, I anticipated the meme about as long as Kevin had to wait for it to finish in the Make Kevin Laugh streams. What a way to start 2022 with the laugh I just had when it finally came up!
@1:29, depending on the decade, the mustache would have increased your chances. They probably didn't see it because it was just over the phone interview.
For once i actually tried to play the game myself: I lived to the age of 98, having 27 children and 45 grandchildren, serving 38 years in the kongolease army, rising to the rank of General and after retirement i worked as a Mayor of Kinshasa (approval rating of 82% !!). Thats the most epic way to play the game, my funeral was a mass event, probably even statues build because i was a good general and a good mayor. :P
As an aspiring lawyer, I can say that Life +2 years is perfectly possible. I think either Jeffry Dhamer or Dennis Neilson recieved 15 life sentences + 99 years
And in order to make sure it is carried out to completion they capture your soul at the moment of death to keep it in prison for longer Edit: misspelled a word
"Life has gotten so hard since my gorilla left me."
Ironically, this is the second time this has happened to Kevin.
if I had a nickel for every time Kevin's life has been ruined from a gorilla leaving him, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
@@fluffyphoenix8082 I was gonna say that #cryong
I forgot when the gorilla left him the last time, what video was that?
I think it was a weird date simulator or something
@@markmcculfor6113 the name of the video is I pick every bad option in 100 Years Life Simulator
Kevin: "I'm married to the law"
Also Kevin: goes too prison twice both on attempted murder
Marriage can be rough sometimes
Well he said he’s married, not that he’s faithful
*to
@@blackparademistress1 thx
@@dee_van5946np bro
Kevin's pronunciation of 'Juanita' made me burst out laughing, you know it's gonna be good when the first 20 seconds are comedy gold.
Kevin: *lives in Spain*
Also Kevin: "Janita"
Lmao I purposely looked for this comment 😭😭
@@sociopathicdorito Well its an improvement of how he used to pronounce "Juan": Uan.
Jewanightay
@@pedrovallefin8406 its like improvement but backwards
I love that Kevin committed to wearing the moustache the entire video
Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA
Gaze: "Amazed"
Lips: "Sensual"
Smile: "Sweeter"
Body: "Colder"
The first and last love
Lots of love from the world
I like your look
You are very pretty
You guys are too cute
Makes me love you.
Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
"Watch out crime, I'm comin"
You know things get serious when Kevin challanges crime itself
Yep!
After you defeat all the other criminals, he’s the final boss
@Veronica🌸 BEGONE BOT
Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA
Gaze: "Amazed"
Lips: "Sensual"
Smile: "Sweeter"
Body: "Colder"
The first and last love
Lots of love from the world
I like your look
You are very pretty
You guys are too cute
Makes me love you.
Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
@YeaMan dumpster fires don’t count
Kevin: I'm going to be a police officer
Kevin, 5 minutes later: Time to hire a hitman
I know. You'd think he'd just kill them himself and get the media to drag up their criminal record and pretend it was justified.
Cops and hitmen overlap, like a Venn Diagram.
@@discordlexia2429 "Blue man bad they kill him!!" When did this happen, EVER?
@@FootChud Constantly. I don't have the specific names to hand, but it happens all the time. It's just that on the rare occasion it gets big enough for slack-jawed flag-waving imbeciles to hear about it, the police department backpedals and throws the offending officer to the mob.
Oh but I forgot, cops good, America good, imperialism good, greed good, capital good, white people good, war good, and of course, domestic abuse good.
he also tried to hire patrick bateman who is a movie character to be his hitman and got arrested
I can’t believe CallMeKevin took the time to grow a mustache just for this video, true dedication
Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA
Gaze: "Amazed"
Lips: "Sensual"
Smile: "Sweeter"
Body: "Colder"
The first and last love
Lots of love from the world
I like your look
You are very pretty
You guys are too cute
Makes me love you.
Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
Wow. 2 bots.
@@copocopocopocopo it's bot heaven I'm tellin' ya
@@Turnip397 Mhmm.
its a fake mustache : )
ok- I had to pause right away just to comment that after hearing officer kevo pronounce juanita the way that he did, there is no doubt he is a duolingo genius 💯
Kevin is a Linguistic Genius
It brings tears to my eyes how beautiful he pronounced it
I paused right away in the hope this comment existed. Thank you!
Same lmao he can pronounce saoirsesiobhancaoimhesinead o'connor but not juanita?
@@TheKosstImogen de nada! I had to pause again when he showed us his genius by translating adios!
For me, watching Kevin is like free therapy. Whenever I watch any of his videos I feel {insert video length here} of pure happiness. Thanks for the stress relief Kevin!
Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA
Gaze: "Amazed"
Lips: "Sensual"
Smile: "Sweeter"
Body: "Colder"
The first and last love
Lots of love from the world
I like your look
You are very pretty
You guys are too cute
Makes me love you.
Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
I love and understand this video
Relatable
If only bad boys 2 had call me Kevin for stress relief
I know a secret, the replay button
"There's always a hitman. They're kind of HR"
Truth. Nothing but truth.
As an HR manager, I felt more seen than ever before
Think we know who the hitman could be secretly Jim 😂😅
kevin's been doing such a good job of making me laugh in 2022 so far. Well done and thank you so much.
@Veronica🌸 hmm
@YeaMan maybe learn to spell page
Wut about in 2024?
@@Cat_Lover99999 he's also been doing just as good a job in 2024
"Cox & Kuntz" might be the raunchiest name I've ever seen in Bitlife and that's a pretty high bar.
Good thing this guy ended up in the 'Gay Max Security Prison'
What does that even mean xD
@@Roozyj Clearly it's a maximum security prison for gay people
@@timbrown3666 Or it's just a max security prison that identifies as gay. It's only attracted to other prisons of the same gender/sex.
@@Roozyj
If I get locked up in that prison, I'm better off escaping.
@@Roozyj after this whole video, THIS comment is what made me scream-laugh
Saw the chunky joke coming from a mile off and still enjoyed it immensely
Kevins bitlife videos are always hilarious, glad to see a new one!
7:48 "And then there's Chunky... She's dead" was perfect absolutely perfect!
“What job can you be an actual criminal in? Politics, of course”
No no, he’s got a point. In my city several politicians have been convicted for a variety of crimes, so I’m surprised BitLife doesn’t allow criminals to be politicians!
Wow they actually get convicted in your city? Lucky!
Livinin in Cleveland be like
Well I think the main thing is that, while several politicians are criminals, most of them haven't been convicted, so they wouldn't actually have a criminal record.
@@connorburton1009 politics is basically doing crime legally with laws under your control
@@Mcsnickers_7 eh depends on Who exactly you are and Who you know but other than that, it's pretty much it
"I fed my gorilla, Chunky, a carrot"
"Chunky has died of starvation"
Same, Chunky, same.
This entire playthrough was just proof of the phrase "you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villian"
He was a villain from pretty much the start, even before killing anyone he killed himself by refusing to let got of the sperm extraction job for no reason.
@@manologamerss5801 well even then, he was really giving those animals a hand (if you know what I mean)
pretty much
Aw man, I was gonna say that, but then you beat me 3 months to it ☹️
Damn you…
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become an armpit sniffer 😔
Oh Yes, Putting the responsibility of saving lives in Kevin's hands was a great idea, Dont worry about it
Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA
Gaze: "Amazed"
Lips: "Sensual"
Smile: "Sweeter"
Body: "Colder"
The first and last love
Lots of love from the world
I like your look
You are very pretty
You guys are too cute
Makes me love you.
Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
Bitlife needs a job system overhaul, you need to be able to become the supervisor/boss and have the ability to promote and demote other people, having an arbitrary fake boss when you have become the actual boss is really annoying
In this case the supervisor is probably the commissioner
@@AgentTasmania i guess so, but there still needs to be a proper option to become the absolute top of the hierarchy of bosses in Bitlife, at and Im tired of being arbitrarily fired from a job that ive setup and been at for X amount of years to then lose it cause of some dumb shit I couldn’t control
@@bk_Syndicate_FL850KH If you become the CEO of a company you don't have a supervisor, but you still can't hire and fire people.
Everybody has to deal with a fake boss (a/k/a the owner's son)
"But I've got a fake mustache"
Congratulations, you've completed American armed police training.
LMAO
He's missing the haircut but it'll do 😂
"oh no she died" as if it was a natural death
Just ignore the listed reason of starvation 😂😂
he gave up everything for her but never fed her
@@humanzombieninja He gave up everything for his pet, including the money needed to buy them food.
As an avid fake mustache user, I can only imagine how unpleasant it must feel to peel them off of a real mustache.
Watt
@@thedailypodcast4701 amp
i like to imagine this is a full time occupation
ooooh i didn’t even think of that, ouch 😣
I read this as "as an avid mustache user"
And I was wondering how one uses a mustache
Kevin: "As we all know, alot of time and effort goes into being a police officer".
Americans: * *crying in the distance* *
kevin: life going well, gets promoted to chief of police with a good salary, nothing problematic
also kevin: lets hire a hitman on our supervisor!
"And then there's chunky she's dead"
Kevin sounded genuinely sad
I discovered your channel around 4 days ago because RUclips recommended that video where you were trying a fitness game on that Wii Fit console. I was dying of laughter because you were just so effortlessly funny! I'm not a gamer but I enjoy your content so much. I've been in isolation due to Covid, and binge-watching your videos have kept me sane. Kevin, you are a blessing to the world!
Welcome to the cult! What a great video to be your first, that ones a classic! :))
Everytime the characters go to the casino I brace myself for disappointment.
Stuck in hospital at the moment and the only thing keeping me going is Kevins videos. Thank you
I’M CRYING- CHUNKY DIED OF STARVATION. KEVIN IS UPSET ABOUT THE GORILLA DYING IS LITERALLY HIS OWN FAULT OMG 😭😭
8:00 - Kevin says “Selfish Chunky” for dying…..he missed it said from starvation! 😂😂😂
With todays society i somehow doubt Kevin could become the worst cop ever. But I'm glad to see he still has aspirations in life.
Kevin not resigning from the part time job that was giving his character high stress levels was giving ME stress
Thanks for another amazing video Big Kev! You’ve really helped me through these crazy past couple of years
Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA
Gaze: "Amazed"
Lips: "Sensual"
Smile: "Sweeter"
Body: "Colder"
The first and last love
Lots of love from the world
I like your look
You are very pretty
You guys are too cute
Makes me love you.
Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
The names in BitLife can sometimes be funny as hell. I once got a guy named Harold Boob.
One day, when Kevin gets fluent in Spanish, I want him to do an entire episode in Spanish as a joke.
And he just acts casualy like he was spanish the whole time
@1815 British Soldier he already has the Mariachi moustache
So happy we get another episode of the Bitlife Cinematic Universe!
Indeed!
@@IamaPERSON Hi friend! You were fast today
@@hannah27117 yeah, I usually game during this time
@@IamaPERSON Nice! What games do you usually play?
@Veronica🌸 BEGONE BOT
Kevin does not have to specify he became 'the worst' of anything in game, at this point he could just say 'I played this game' and we would assume the dynamic is chaos
Kevin: "that gorilla dying probably saved my life"
Also Kevin: still tries to find another gorilla and dies in prison before having a chance to find another gorilla
As soon as you named the gorilla chunky, I knew the universe wouldn’t let that joke not play out.
7:38 "I'll bathe my gorilla, that might make me feel better. That sounds like an innuendo, but it is not" Language theory: any phrase like "I'll 'verb' my 'noun' " sounds like an innuendo in English 🦍 🛁
Kevin should have expected the gorilla to die immediately after he named her Chunky
@@pesadafara1639 s h u t
my favorite thing about the bitlife videos is the little mini events that happen. “Peace talks have commenced as Afghanistan and the Bahamas are finally looking to end their conflict.
8.207 people lost their lives and a further 24,544 were left injured by the war” is just so funny to me
Kevin is a military genius, a fashion genius, a comedy genius and now... a policing genius
Military genius? More like… more like bore Ragnarok
@@yourfather8041 lmao
when he named the gorilla chunky we all knew what was gonna happen
Kevin isn't the cop we deserve, but I'm also not sure that he's the cop we need. 🤣
8:50 - "My father is suffering from hemorrhoids. ...and oversharing." lmao
I just couldn't help to notice that when Mr.Bad Boys 2 was sent to prison for the 2nd time, he was sent to a "Gay Max Security Prison" for some reason
other people: wah-nee-tuh, my-uh
Kevin: JAN-ITA, MAY-UH
Kevin’s Spanish is getting better and better each day! 🙌🏼
Listen from 14:32 with your eyes closed
4:12 . My last name is Kuntz. It’s a struggle.
My first laugh out loud moment was when Kevin says, “What job can you be an actual criminal in? Politics, of course.” Perfect.
Kevin's bitlife videos are always top tier
i hope Kevin wears that mustache every once on a while now, randomly.
2:31, he's probably gonna be the best police officer in New Orleans lol
I am obsessed with how Kevin pronounced 'Juanita' 😭😂😂
I love how Kevin is like "why are all the names so bad" when we all know he probably inputed them personally
7:35 Oh, my! Not the names!
"alot of time and effort goes into being a police officer"
Funniest shit ive ever seen
Yea especially with the 8cantwait thing
New Orleans police chief being a criminal is the most realistic playthrough Kevin has ever had
Hope you're feeling better, Kevin! You look less tired.
Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA
Gaze: "Amazed"
Lips: "Sensual"
Smile: "Sweeter"
Body: "Colder"
The first and last love
Lots of love from the world
I like your look
You are very pretty
You guys are too cute
Makes me love you.
Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
7:53 It seems you gave up everything, except food, wich is why she died, lol.
Chunky died from STARVATION!!! I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
im at 0:03 and i already know this is just gonna be how regular cops behave
That's stereotyping
Not all cops are Irish
6:15 And it's weird knowing that's not true at all and you're just becoming obsessed with de-stressing for no reason.
"You Either Die A Hero, Or Live Long Enough To See Yourself Become The Villain"
Listening at work. I step away to go pee, Kevin's chief of police. I come back and he's in prison starting a riot. I was gone 2 minutes.
the chunky is dead joke left me in stitches as i am a big fan of DK lore
I'm not surprised that Kevin didn't notice that Chunky died from starvation.
I love how chunky died due to neglect (starvation) and he’s like NO 😭😭😭
8:05
*excuse tf out of me?!?!?* you like your milk *HOW?!?*
Idk why but I really love the bitlife videos xD
I even downloaded an emulator and bought the bitizen version, but found for me its actually more entertaining watching Kevin play than playing myself...
Thanks for the entertainment! :)
As soon as I saw the gorilla renamed to Chunky, I anticipated the meme about as long as Kevin had to wait for it to finish in the Make Kevin Laugh streams. What a way to start 2022 with the laugh I just had when it finally came up!
2:57 o o o OReillys, AUTO PARTS, YEOW
Objective: stop crime
Obstacle: end up doing crimes because there's someone who haves a higher position than you
bad cops and can't afford to go to the doctor? this is the most authentic USA experience I've ever seen! Gaming truly is evolving
This is literally my favorite thing kevin uploads. His bitlife videos are so good to me.
I actually get physically frustrated whenever Kevin goes to the casino in BitLife.
this is the opposite of copaganda, i love it, acab !
Kevin makes my day. Now that he's a cop, he can release another missing persons for Pepe popo (I apologize)
13:37 ...what max security prison? Huuh
lol I'm dying 🤣😂😭😆💀😅
Kevin has the ability to make anything enjoyable even torture evidently from videos
@1:29, depending on the decade, the mustache would have increased your chances. They probably didn't see it because it was just over the phone interview.
Rip Chunky the gorilla
This vid is literally "you either die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain... and then die"
To be fair this is just how normal cops are in real life
Bro. Kevin had no luck with his primates. They saw he adopted them and immediately chose to die the very next year instead of living with him.
I like how kevin put on a fake moustache ON TOP of his _actual_ moustache
only unrealistic thing about this is being fired and then denied from rejoining the police for being a criminal
My imagination ah Kevin is finnaly going to be a good guy
Reality: becomes a crooked cop and buys a gorilla called chunky
For once i actually tried to play the game myself: I lived to the age of 98, having 27 children and 45 grandchildren, serving 38 years in the kongolease army, rising to the rank of General and after retirement i worked as a Mayor of Kinshasa (approval rating of 82% !!). Thats the most epic way to play the game, my funeral was a mass event, probably even statues build because i was a good general and a good mayor. :P
14:33 close your eyes
And if you close your eyes, does it almost feel like something else is happening
DEAR GOD ITS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT
I clicked on this video to rewatch, and i got surprised that i left it on the part where Chunky dies
"a lot of time and effort goes into becoming a police officer"
*laughs in American*
The moment he named the gorilla I was like
"Oh no. I know what he's setting up here..."
Kevin had too much fun with that mustache and I’m all for it
i cant stop watching yer videos. keep it up lad!!
Bad Badcock at his All Boys School
7:14 I’ll keep the gorilla
6:24, 6:25, 6:26, 6:38, 6:43, 7:12, 7:15, 7:38, 7:55, 8:04, 8:06, 8:16, 8:20, 8:23, 8:27, 12:47, 12:51 “GORILLA”
8:09 “GORILLAS”
3:36 “ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH YOUR UMBRELLA???”, 4:03 “PLAY WITH THE UMBRELLA”
1:47 "no one wanted to get their hands on Jude's bull semen"
As an aspiring lawyer, I can say that Life +2 years is perfectly possible. I think either Jeffry Dhamer or Dennis Neilson recieved 15 life sentences + 99 years
And in order to make sure it is carried out to completion they capture your soul at the moment of death to keep it in prison for longer
Edit: misspelled a word