I became the worst cop ever in Bitlife

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  • Опубликовано: 18 янв 2025

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  • @brucesimmons5517
    @brucesimmons5517 3 года назад +4300

    "Life has gotten so hard since my gorilla left me."
    Ironically, this is the second time this has happened to Kevin.

    • @fluffyphoenix8082
      @fluffyphoenix8082 3 года назад +594

      if I had a nickel for every time Kevin's life has been ruined from a gorilla leaving him, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

    • @vexywexypoo
      @vexywexypoo 3 года назад +19

      @@fluffyphoenix8082 I was gonna say that #cryong

    • @markmcculfor6113
      @markmcculfor6113 3 года назад +52

      I forgot when the gorilla left him the last time, what video was that?

    • @almablanca17
      @almablanca17 3 года назад +57

      I think it was a weird date simulator or something

    • @rosalind2017
      @rosalind2017 3 года назад +100

      @@markmcculfor6113 the name of the video is I pick every bad option in 100 Years Life Simulator

  • @dee_van5946
    @dee_van5946 3 года назад +2085

    Kevin: "I'm married to the law"
    Also Kevin: goes too prison twice both on attempted murder

    • @RiderLeangle2
      @RiderLeangle2 3 года назад +111

      Marriage can be rough sometimes

    • @bethmaa
      @bethmaa 3 года назад +93

      Well he said he’s married, not that he’s faithful

    • @blackparademistress1
      @blackparademistress1 3 года назад +6

      *to

    • @dee_van5946
      @dee_van5946 3 года назад +3

      @@blackparademistress1 thx

    • @MaxerV19
      @MaxerV19 Год назад

      ​@@dee_van5946np bro

  • @ffloreos7021
    @ffloreos7021 3 года назад +2124

    Kevin's pronunciation of 'Juanita' made me burst out laughing, you know it's gonna be good when the first 20 seconds are comedy gold.

    • @sociopathicdorito
      @sociopathicdorito 3 года назад +247

      Kevin: *lives in Spain*
      Also Kevin: "Janita"

    • @lazaelia3302
      @lazaelia3302 3 года назад +22

      Lmao I purposely looked for this comment 😭😭

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 3 года назад +62

      @@sociopathicdorito Well its an improvement of how he used to pronounce "Juan": Uan.

    • @artemiskuro1374
      @artemiskuro1374 3 года назад +12

      Jewanightay

    • @maximodubs4189
      @maximodubs4189 2 года назад +12

      @@pedrovallefin8406 its like improvement but backwards

  • @MINECHEZ1
    @MINECHEZ1 3 года назад +989

    I love that Kevin committed to wearing the moustache the entire video

    • @pesadafara1639
      @pesadafara1639 3 года назад

      Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA
      Gaze: "Amazed"
      Lips: "Sensual"
      Smile: "Sweeter"
      Body: "Colder"
      The first and last love
      Lots of love from the world
      I like your look
      You are very pretty
      You guys are too cute
      Makes me love you.
      Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

  • @yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461
    @yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 3 года назад +1711

    "Watch out crime, I'm comin"
    You know things get serious when Kevin challanges crime itself

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 года назад +3

      Yep!

    • @hannah27117
      @hannah27117 3 года назад +13

      After you defeat all the other criminals, he’s the final boss

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 года назад +1

      @Veronica🌸 BEGONE BOT

    • @pesadafara1639
      @pesadafara1639 3 года назад

      Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA
      Gaze: "Amazed"
      Lips: "Sensual"
      Smile: "Sweeter"
      Body: "Colder"
      The first and last love
      Lots of love from the world
      I like your look
      You are very pretty
      You guys are too cute
      Makes me love you.
      Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 года назад +5

      @YeaMan dumpster fires don’t count

  • @cilliancronin6327
    @cilliancronin6327 3 года назад +1126

    Kevin: I'm going to be a police officer
    Kevin, 5 minutes later: Time to hire a hitman

    • @discordlexia2429
      @discordlexia2429 3 года назад +16

      I know. You'd think he'd just kill them himself and get the media to drag up their criminal record and pretend it was justified.

    • @EustaBAracer
      @EustaBAracer 3 года назад +14

      Cops and hitmen overlap, like a Venn Diagram.

    • @FootChud
      @FootChud 3 года назад +4

      @@discordlexia2429 "Blue man bad they kill him!!" When did this happen, EVER?

    • @discordlexia2429
      @discordlexia2429 3 года назад +1

      @@FootChud Constantly. I don't have the specific names to hand, but it happens all the time. It's just that on the rare occasion it gets big enough for slack-jawed flag-waving imbeciles to hear about it, the police department backpedals and throws the offending officer to the mob.
      Oh but I forgot, cops good, America good, imperialism good, greed good, capital good, white people good, war good, and of course, domestic abuse good.

    • @ARMASOG
      @ARMASOG 2 года назад +1

      he also tried to hire patrick bateman who is a movie character to be his hitman and got arrested

  • @kodakkushi
    @kodakkushi 3 года назад +2507

    I can’t believe CallMeKevin took the time to grow a mustache just for this video, true dedication

    • @pesadafara1639
      @pesadafara1639 3 года назад

      Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA
      Gaze: "Amazed"
      Lips: "Sensual"
      Smile: "Sweeter"
      Body: "Colder"
      The first and last love
      Lots of love from the world
      I like your look
      You are very pretty
      You guys are too cute
      Makes me love you.
      Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

    • @copocopocopocopo
      @copocopocopocopo 3 года назад +9

      Wow. 2 bots.

    • @Turnip397
      @Turnip397 3 года назад +9

      @@copocopocopocopo it's bot heaven I'm tellin' ya

    • @copocopocopocopo
      @copocopocopocopo 3 года назад +3

      @@Turnip397 Mhmm.

    • @dogehackinggaming7226
      @dogehackinggaming7226 3 года назад +3

      its a fake mustache : )

  • @seidimeow
    @seidimeow 3 года назад +6462

    ok- I had to pause right away just to comment that after hearing officer kevo pronounce juanita the way that he did, there is no doubt he is a duolingo genius 💯

    • @giraythecatt
      @giraythecatt 3 года назад +349

      Kevin is a Linguistic Genius

    • @floopusdoopus
      @floopusdoopus 3 года назад +303

      It brings tears to my eyes how beautiful he pronounced it

    • @TheKosstImogen
      @TheKosstImogen 3 года назад +144

      I paused right away in the hope this comment existed. Thank you!

    • @XxFluffyxX
      @XxFluffyxX 3 года назад +260

      Same lmao he can pronounce saoirsesiobhancaoimhesinead o'connor but not juanita?

    • @seidimeow
      @seidimeow 3 года назад +60

      @@TheKosstImogen de nada! I had to pause again when he showed us his genius by translating adios!

  • @insouciancies
    @insouciancies 3 года назад +2197

    For me, watching Kevin is like free therapy. Whenever I watch any of his videos I feel {insert video length here} of pure happiness. Thanks for the stress relief Kevin!

    • @pesadafara1639
      @pesadafara1639 3 года назад +2

      Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA
      Gaze: "Amazed"
      Lips: "Sensual"
      Smile: "Sweeter"
      Body: "Colder"
      The first and last love
      Lots of love from the world
      I like your look
      You are very pretty
      You guys are too cute
      Makes me love you.
      Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

    • @Cringinator4000
      @Cringinator4000 3 года назад +18

      I love and understand this video

    • @Lychee-P0P
      @Lychee-P0P 3 года назад +1

      Relatable

    • @Uvouvo05
      @Uvouvo05 3 года назад +17

      If only bad boys 2 had call me Kevin for stress relief

    • @kokokretin
      @kokokretin 3 года назад +1

      I know a secret, the replay button

  • @rilmar2137
    @rilmar2137 3 года назад +512

    "There's always a hitman. They're kind of HR"
    Truth. Nothing but truth.

  • @Wheatu
    @Wheatu 3 года назад +974

    kevin's been doing such a good job of making me laugh in 2022 so far. Well done and thank you so much.

  • @maxhydekyle2425
    @maxhydekyle2425 3 года назад +215

    "Cox & Kuntz" might be the raunchiest name I've ever seen in Bitlife and that's a pretty high bar.

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj 3 года назад +34

      Good thing this guy ended up in the 'Gay Max Security Prison'
      What does that even mean xD

    • @timbrown3666
      @timbrown3666 3 года назад +1

      @@Roozyj Clearly it's a maximum security prison for gay people

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj 3 года назад +15

      @@timbrown3666 Or it's just a max security prison that identifies as gay. It's only attracted to other prisons of the same gender/sex.

    • @Mr-Green0
      @Mr-Green0 3 года назад +7

      @@Roozyj
      If I get locked up in that prison, I'm better off escaping.

    • @dopesickdog
      @dopesickdog Год назад

      @@Roozyj after this whole video, THIS comment is what made me scream-laugh

  • @BridiesBento
    @BridiesBento 3 года назад +308

    Saw the chunky joke coming from a mile off and still enjoyed it immensely

  • @humlegard-gaming
    @humlegard-gaming 3 года назад +257

    Kevins bitlife videos are always hilarious, glad to see a new one!

  • @QuietlyCryptic
    @QuietlyCryptic 4 месяца назад +6

    7:48 "And then there's Chunky... She's dead" was perfect absolutely perfect!

  • @ZombieSazza
    @ZombieSazza 3 года назад +276

    “What job can you be an actual criminal in? Politics, of course”
    No no, he’s got a point. In my city several politicians have been convicted for a variety of crimes, so I’m surprised BitLife doesn’t allow criminals to be politicians!

    • @rhyslikesthis416
      @rhyslikesthis416 3 года назад +51

      Wow they actually get convicted in your city? Lucky!

    • @kitfisto6345
      @kitfisto6345 3 года назад

      Livinin in Cleveland be like

    • @connorburton1009
      @connorburton1009 3 года назад +5

      Well I think the main thing is that, while several politicians are criminals, most of them haven't been convicted, so they wouldn't actually have a criminal record.

    • @Mcsnickers_7
      @Mcsnickers_7 3 года назад +3

      @@connorburton1009 politics is basically doing crime legally with laws under your control

    • @paulghencea9037
      @paulghencea9037 3 года назад

      @@Mcsnickers_7 eh depends on Who exactly you are and Who you know but other than that, it's pretty much it

  • @Gabbyybear
    @Gabbyybear 3 года назад +33

    "I fed my gorilla, Chunky, a carrot"
    "Chunky has died of starvation"
    Same, Chunky, same.

  • @granitetheglitche1254
    @granitetheglitche1254 3 года назад +408

    This entire playthrough was just proof of the phrase "you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villian"

    • @manologamerss5801
      @manologamerss5801 3 года назад +20

      He was a villain from pretty much the start, even before killing anyone he killed himself by refusing to let got of the sperm extraction job for no reason.

    • @granitetheglitche1254
      @granitetheglitche1254 3 года назад +8

      @@manologamerss5801 well even then, he was really giving those animals a hand (if you know what I mean)

    • @humanzombieninja
      @humanzombieninja 2 года назад

      pretty much

    • @VinceHere98
      @VinceHere98 2 года назад

      Aw man, I was gonna say that, but then you beat me 3 months to it ☹️
      Damn you…

    • @daedricscum
      @daedricscum 2 года назад

      You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become an armpit sniffer 😔

  • @vm7804
    @vm7804 3 года назад +258

    Oh Yes, Putting the responsibility of saving lives in Kevin's hands was a great idea, Dont worry about it

    • @pesadafara1639
      @pesadafara1639 3 года назад

      Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA
      Gaze: "Amazed"
      Lips: "Sensual"
      Smile: "Sweeter"
      Body: "Colder"
      The first and last love
      Lots of love from the world
      I like your look
      You are very pretty
      You guys are too cute
      Makes me love you.
      Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

  • @bk_Syndicate_FL850KH
    @bk_Syndicate_FL850KH 3 года назад +259

    Bitlife needs a job system overhaul, you need to be able to become the supervisor/boss and have the ability to promote and demote other people, having an arbitrary fake boss when you have become the actual boss is really annoying

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 2 года назад +12

      In this case the supervisor is probably the commissioner

    • @bk_Syndicate_FL850KH
      @bk_Syndicate_FL850KH 2 года назад +13

      @@AgentTasmania i guess so, but there still needs to be a proper option to become the absolute top of the hierarchy of bosses in Bitlife, at and Im tired of being arbitrarily fired from a job that ive setup and been at for X amount of years to then lose it cause of some dumb shit I couldn’t control

    • @Scorpion-Gamer82
      @Scorpion-Gamer82 2 года назад +12

      @@bk_Syndicate_FL850KH If you become the CEO of a company you don't have a supervisor, but you still can't hire and fire people.

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix 2 месяца назад

      Everybody has to deal with a fake boss (a/k/a the owner's son)

  • @jprofio
    @jprofio 3 года назад +327

    "But I've got a fake mustache"
    Congratulations, you've completed American armed police training.

  • @FrostyJ95
    @FrostyJ95 3 года назад +85

    "oh no she died" as if it was a natural death
    Just ignore the listed reason of starvation 😂😂

    • @humanzombieninja
      @humanzombieninja 2 года назад +11

      he gave up everything for her but never fed her

    • @manologamerss5801
      @manologamerss5801 2 года назад +14

      @@humanzombieninja He gave up everything for his pet, including the money needed to buy them food.

  • @ainoruoste9338
    @ainoruoste9338 3 года назад +91

    As an avid fake mustache user, I can only imagine how unpleasant it must feel to peel them off of a real mustache.

    • @thedailypodcast4701
      @thedailypodcast4701 3 года назад

      Watt

    • @ss5gogetunks
      @ss5gogetunks 3 года назад +3

      @@thedailypodcast4701 amp

    • @Aurora-vl7kv
      @Aurora-vl7kv 3 года назад +10

      i like to imagine this is a full time occupation

    • @abbierouse5713
      @abbierouse5713 3 года назад +2

      ooooh i didn’t even think of that, ouch 😣

    • @violet7773
      @violet7773 3 года назад +4

      I read this as "as an avid mustache user"
      And I was wondering how one uses a mustache

  • @teejayroyal
    @teejayroyal 3 года назад +150

    Kevin: "As we all know, alot of time and effort goes into being a police officer".
    Americans: * *crying in the distance* *

  • @Nigeriaman-dsss
    @Nigeriaman-dsss 3 года назад +146

    kevin: life going well, gets promoted to chief of police with a good salary, nothing problematic
    also kevin: lets hire a hitman on our supervisor!

  • @whisperoftheworm6479
    @whisperoftheworm6479 3 года назад +32

    "And then there's chunky she's dead"
    Kevin sounded genuinely sad

  • @LexNonARegeEstViolanda
    @LexNonARegeEstViolanda 3 года назад +25

    I discovered your channel around 4 days ago because RUclips recommended that video where you were trying a fitness game on that Wii Fit console. I was dying of laughter because you were just so effortlessly funny! I'm not a gamer but I enjoy your content so much. I've been in isolation due to Covid, and binge-watching your videos have kept me sane. Kevin, you are a blessing to the world!

    • @elisgeorge2420
      @elisgeorge2420 3 года назад +8

      Welcome to the cult! What a great video to be your first, that ones a classic! :))

  • @jazzpancake1167
    @jazzpancake1167 3 года назад +131

    Everytime the characters go to the casino I brace myself for disappointment.

  • @jakevickers5881
    @jakevickers5881 3 года назад +39

    Stuck in hospital at the moment and the only thing keeping me going is Kevins videos. Thank you

  • @emileew.4549
    @emileew.4549 3 года назад +15

    I’M CRYING- CHUNKY DIED OF STARVATION. KEVIN IS UPSET ABOUT THE GORILLA DYING IS LITERALLY HIS OWN FAULT OMG 😭😭

  • @Super_Nova1234
    @Super_Nova1234 3 года назад +20

    8:00 - Kevin says “Selfish Chunky” for dying…..he missed it said from starvation! 😂😂😂

  • @tlmc3257
    @tlmc3257 3 года назад +48

    With todays society i somehow doubt Kevin could become the worst cop ever. But I'm glad to see he still has aspirations in life.

  • @luketalbot7253
    @luketalbot7253 3 года назад +22

    Kevin not resigning from the part time job that was giving his character high stress levels was giving ME stress

  • @feredir2275
    @feredir2275 3 года назад +97

    Thanks for another amazing video Big Kev! You’ve really helped me through these crazy past couple of years

    • @pesadafara1639
      @pesadafara1639 3 года назад

      Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA
      Gaze: "Amazed"
      Lips: "Sensual"
      Smile: "Sweeter"
      Body: "Colder"
      The first and last love
      Lots of love from the world
      I like your look
      You are very pretty
      You guys are too cute
      Makes me love you.
      Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

  • @ayushnayak8746
    @ayushnayak8746 6 месяцев назад +6

    The names in BitLife can sometimes be funny as hell. I once got a guy named Harold Boob.

  • @christhun6053
    @christhun6053 3 года назад +56

    One day, when Kevin gets fluent in Spanish, I want him to do an entire episode in Spanish as a joke.

    • @BritishSoldier-kr9xf
      @BritishSoldier-kr9xf 3 года назад +9

      And he just acts casualy like he was spanish the whole time

    • @martakoakowska9872
      @martakoakowska9872 3 года назад

      @1815 British Soldier he already has the Mariachi moustache

  • @hannah27117
    @hannah27117 3 года назад +48

    So happy we get another episode of the Bitlife Cinematic Universe!

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 года назад +3

      Indeed!

    • @hannah27117
      @hannah27117 3 года назад +3

      @@IamaPERSON Hi friend! You were fast today

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 года назад +3

      @@hannah27117 yeah, I usually game during this time

    • @hannah27117
      @hannah27117 3 года назад +2

      @@IamaPERSON Nice! What games do you usually play?

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 года назад +1

      @Veronica🌸 BEGONE BOT

  • @Feral_Bog_Witch
    @Feral_Bog_Witch 3 года назад +9

    Kevin does not have to specify he became 'the worst' of anything in game, at this point he could just say 'I played this game' and we would assume the dynamic is chaos

  • @hunterwilliams1801
    @hunterwilliams1801 3 года назад +17

    Kevin: "that gorilla dying probably saved my life"
    Also Kevin: still tries to find another gorilla and dies in prison before having a chance to find another gorilla

  • @Shovelchicken
    @Shovelchicken 3 года назад +16

    As soon as you named the gorilla chunky, I knew the universe wouldn’t let that joke not play out.

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage 3 года назад +10

    7:38 "I'll bathe my gorilla, that might make me feel better. That sounds like an innuendo, but it is not" Language theory: any phrase like "I'll 'verb' my 'noun' " sounds like an innuendo in English 🦍 🛁

  • @darrencrissistotallyawesom918
    @darrencrissistotallyawesom918 3 года назад +37

    Kevin should have expected the gorilla to die immediately after he named her Chunky

  • @zachdoran10
    @zachdoran10 2 года назад +3

    my favorite thing about the bitlife videos is the little mini events that happen. “Peace talks have commenced as Afghanistan and the Bahamas are finally looking to end their conflict.
    8.207 people lost their lives and a further 24,544 were left injured by the war” is just so funny to me

  • @imperiumz1189
    @imperiumz1189 3 года назад +52

    Kevin is a military genius, a fashion genius, a comedy genius and now... a policing genius

  • @skull123godofskeletons
    @skull123godofskeletons 3 года назад +17

    when he named the gorilla chunky we all knew what was gonna happen

  • @samwisegamgee1243
    @samwisegamgee1243 3 года назад +20

    Kevin isn't the cop we deserve, but I'm also not sure that he's the cop we need. 🤣

  • @SpaceMissile
    @SpaceMissile 3 года назад +4

    8:50 - "My father is suffering from hemorrhoids. ...and oversharing." lmao

  • @alex01ftw15
    @alex01ftw15 3 года назад +5

    I just couldn't help to notice that when Mr.Bad Boys 2 was sent to prison for the 2nd time, he was sent to a "Gay Max Security Prison" for some reason

  • @gabriellacampana4975
    @gabriellacampana4975 3 года назад +3

    other people: wah-nee-tuh, my-uh
    Kevin: JAN-ITA, MAY-UH
    Kevin’s Spanish is getting better and better each day! 🙌🏼

  • @Imnotbald899
    @Imnotbald899 10 месяцев назад +10

    Listen from 14:32 with your eyes closed

  • @savv8778
    @savv8778 3 года назад +8

    4:12 . My last name is Kuntz. It’s a struggle.

  • @DragonSlyr1
    @DragonSlyr1 3 года назад +4

    My first laugh out loud moment was when Kevin says, “What job can you be an actual criminal in? Politics, of course.” Perfect.

  • @callieope_
    @callieope_ 3 года назад +13

    Kevin's bitlife videos are always top tier

  • @marcorossi2360
    @marcorossi2360 3 года назад +13

    i hope Kevin wears that mustache every once on a while now, randomly.

  • @Fostero7
    @Fostero7 2 года назад +4

    2:31, he's probably gonna be the best police officer in New Orleans lol

  • @mariex8168
    @mariex8168 3 года назад +3

    I am obsessed with how Kevin pronounced 'Juanita' 😭😂😂

  • @galaxybowl8514
    @galaxybowl8514 3 года назад +5

    I love how Kevin is like "why are all the names so bad" when we all know he probably inputed them personally

  • @nevaansbooks2078
    @nevaansbooks2078 Месяц назад +1

    7:35 Oh, my! Not the names!

  • @caligusto
    @caligusto 3 года назад +30

    "alot of time and effort goes into being a police officer"
    Funniest shit ive ever seen

  • @dryan3308
    @dryan3308 Год назад +2

    New Orleans police chief being a criminal is the most realistic playthrough Kevin has ever had

  • @privateprivate5696
    @privateprivate5696 3 года назад +26

    Hope you're feeling better, Kevin! You look less tired.

    • @pesadafara1639
      @pesadafara1639 3 года назад

      Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA
      Gaze: "Amazed"
      Lips: "Sensual"
      Smile: "Sweeter"
      Body: "Colder"
      The first and last love
      Lots of love from the world
      I like your look
      You are very pretty
      You guys are too cute
      Makes me love you.
      Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

  • @JRPGLOVER
    @JRPGLOVER 3 года назад +7

    7:53 It seems you gave up everything, except food, wich is why she died, lol.

  • @Lychee-P0P
    @Lychee-P0P 3 года назад +4

    Chunky died from STARVATION!!! I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @starshine5812
    @starshine5812 3 года назад +10

    im at 0:03 and i already know this is just gonna be how regular cops behave

  • @manologamerss5801
    @manologamerss5801 3 года назад +4

    6:15 And it's weird knowing that's not true at all and you're just becoming obsessed with de-stressing for no reason.

  • @noahwood2620
    @noahwood2620 10 месяцев назад +1

    "You Either Die A Hero, Or Live Long Enough To See Yourself Become The Villain"

  • @d-night1844
    @d-night1844 Год назад +3

    Listening at work. I step away to go pee, Kevin's chief of police. I come back and he's in prison starting a riot. I was gone 2 minutes.

  • @FriendlyTheSoup
    @FriendlyTheSoup Год назад +1

    the chunky is dead joke left me in stitches as i am a big fan of DK lore

  • @allabouttheafc6031
    @allabouttheafc6031 3 года назад +4

    I'm not surprised that Kevin didn't notice that Chunky died from starvation.

  • @drummergurl99
    @drummergurl99 3 месяца назад +1

    I love how chunky died due to neglect (starvation) and he’s like NO 😭😭😭
    8:05
    *excuse tf out of me?!?!?* you like your milk *HOW?!?*

  • @adammidderigh4150
    @adammidderigh4150 3 года назад +4

    Idk why but I really love the bitlife videos xD
    I even downloaded an emulator and bought the bitizen version, but found for me its actually more entertaining watching Kevin play than playing myself...
    Thanks for the entertainment! :)

  • @russellpuff1996
    @russellpuff1996 3 года назад +8

    As soon as I saw the gorilla renamed to Chunky, I anticipated the meme about as long as Kevin had to wait for it to finish in the Make Kevin Laugh streams. What a way to start 2022 with the laugh I just had when it finally came up!

  • @Jack_is_A_fan
    @Jack_is_A_fan 2 года назад +4

    2:57 o o o OReillys, AUTO PARTS, YEOW

  • @caratrevoso3347
    @caratrevoso3347 3 года назад +5

    Objective: stop crime
    Obstacle: end up doing crimes because there's someone who haves a higher position than you

  • @PoisonedRedBerry
    @PoisonedRedBerry 3 года назад +5

    bad cops and can't afford to go to the doctor? this is the most authentic USA experience I've ever seen! Gaming truly is evolving

  • @i_is_patrisha2578
    @i_is_patrisha2578 3 года назад +2

    This is literally my favorite thing kevin uploads. His bitlife videos are so good to me.

  • @arontavares5248
    @arontavares5248 3 года назад +8

    I actually get physically frustrated whenever Kevin goes to the casino in BitLife.

  • @mtsmcr
    @mtsmcr 4 месяца назад +3

    this is the opposite of copaganda, i love it, acab !

  • @PastelGothic
    @PastelGothic 3 года назад +21

    Kevin makes my day. Now that he's a cop, he can release another missing persons for Pepe popo (I apologize)

  • @ThunderEwokB
    @ThunderEwokB 3 года назад +11

    13:37 ...what max security prison? Huuh

  • @nextjen740
    @nextjen740 3 года назад +24

    Kevin has the ability to make anything enjoyable even torture evidently from videos

  • @alice20001
    @alice20001 3 года назад +3

    @1:29, depending on the decade, the mustache would have increased your chances. They probably didn't see it because it was just over the phone interview.

  • @phillipstilianidis1931
    @phillipstilianidis1931 4 месяца назад +4

    Rip Chunky the gorilla

  • @captainitalia811
    @captainitalia811 2 года назад +1

    This vid is literally "you either die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain... and then die"

  • @GalaxiaStars
    @GalaxiaStars Год назад +3

    To be fair this is just how normal cops are in real life

  • @hilariouslookinggen1growli846
    @hilariouslookinggen1growli846 2 года назад +1

    Bro. Kevin had no luck with his primates. They saw he adopted them and immediately chose to die the very next year instead of living with him.

  • @vixian3127
    @vixian3127 3 года назад +3

    I like how kevin put on a fake moustache ON TOP of his _actual_ moustache

  • @ensommeille5315
    @ensommeille5315 3 года назад +1

    only unrealistic thing about this is being fired and then denied from rejoining the police for being a criminal

  • @imsearchingforsomemilk4901
    @imsearchingforsomemilk4901 3 года назад +12

    My imagination ah Kevin is finnaly going to be a good guy
    Reality: becomes a crooked cop and buys a gorilla called chunky

  • @ibraheemtemur3469
    @ibraheemtemur3469 3 года назад +1

    For once i actually tried to play the game myself: I lived to the age of 98, having 27 children and 45 grandchildren, serving 38 years in the kongolease army, rising to the rank of General and after retirement i worked as a Mayor of Kinshasa (approval rating of 82% !!). Thats the most epic way to play the game, my funeral was a mass event, probably even statues build because i was a good general and a good mayor. :P

  • @crylune
    @crylune 3 года назад +22

    14:33 close your eyes

    • @ProfessorGoon8
      @ProfessorGoon8 7 месяцев назад +1

      And if you close your eyes, does it almost feel like something else is happening

    • @turperthepowerful5537
      @turperthepowerful5537 5 месяцев назад +1

      DEAR GOD ITS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT

  • @chilidog2469
    @chilidog2469 Год назад +2

    I clicked on this video to rewatch, and i got surprised that i left it on the part where Chunky dies

  • @lunak2433
    @lunak2433 3 года назад +20

    "a lot of time and effort goes into becoming a police officer"
    *laughs in American*

  • @Arik-isharshu
    @Arik-isharshu 3 года назад +4

    The moment he named the gorilla I was like
    "Oh no. I know what he's setting up here..."

  • @RightLadd
    @RightLadd 3 года назад +3

    Kevin had too much fun with that mustache and I’m all for it

  • @viciousinu4001
    @viciousinu4001 2 года назад +1

    i cant stop watching yer videos. keep it up lad!!

  • @mommalion7028
    @mommalion7028 4 месяца назад +3

    Bad Badcock at his All Boys School

  • @SovietUnionCCCP
    @SovietUnionCCCP Год назад +5

    7:14 I’ll keep the gorilla
    6:24, 6:25, 6:26, 6:38, 6:43, 7:12, 7:15, 7:38, 7:55, 8:04, 8:06, 8:16, 8:20, 8:23, 8:27, 12:47, 12:51 “GORILLA”
    8:09 “GORILLAS”
    3:36 “ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH YOUR UMBRELLA???”, 4:03 “PLAY WITH THE UMBRELLA”

  • @kirboi363
    @kirboi363 3 года назад +5

    1:47 "no one wanted to get their hands on Jude's bull semen"

  • @미현-g5j
    @미현-g5j 2 года назад +1

    As an aspiring lawyer, I can say that Life +2 years is perfectly possible. I think either Jeffry Dhamer or Dennis Neilson recieved 15 life sentences + 99 years

    • @pokegard
      @pokegard 2 года назад

      And in order to make sure it is carried out to completion they capture your soul at the moment of death to keep it in prison for longer
      Edit: misspelled a word