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I love eating my Chinese grog... unfortunately it's not in my nation? Currently me (Chinese beast) is stationed in canada. Can grog be added to funny canada ?
After calculating the costs of the flights you took, it would take $26,000 AUD to travel to all the locations you did this episode. Luckily, you saved about $25,900 by getting Griffin to edit it in instead, and an extra $100 by not paying him. Edit: So, this is actually the cost PER PERSON, I forgot Max and Chad are no longer one being. It would actually be $52,000 AUD, and $78,000 if they decide to bring Scott
Man, I would love to see Max and Chad in a 2 hour video, basically a movie. Unleash them out into the world, at different places, getting more drunk as time goes on, and let the shenanigan's ensue. Def would need to be completely improvised. Just them being them.
Also when he clicked his fingers to be transported to Turkey to get out of being pressured by Chad to overdose on ouzo, I would never have thought of that while sober let alone drunk off my face
@@Wetknees They probably only really drink when they're doing these videos, and a lot of their content don't have them as drunk as this video. So he'll prolly be fine, its not like he anywhere near Shoenice levels
Buckfast is more popular in Scotland than in England. Also hopefully the bottle was chilled. We only drink it in Scotland if the bottle has came out of the freezer with frost on the outside 👌🏻🏴
You've got to try "Krautinger" from Austria. It is basically destilled cabbage juice with 40%-Vol. Smells like stinky feet but tastes quite good. And "Korn" is usually not meant for drinking but more like a base for fruit liqueur etc.
Hey! Im the Finnish viewer. It was completely mesmerizing to see you guys rant for three minutes about the Finnish version of Cold Ones! I’ve been watching you guys before their channel here on RUclips existed and i got to say, they definitely took some great influence from you guys!
Actually a great choice for a Serbian drink. Rakija is actually very versatile and in my opinion it's the best hard liquor, by far. The thing is, it really varies from even household to household. I once drank apple rakija that straight up had the taste like taking a bite of a Granny Smith apple with some slight burn to it. Amazing stuff.
@@instaceza rakija is a fruit brandy made typically from plums or other fruits (I have personally tried one made from peach) but rakı is with twice distilled grapes. and rakı is usually drunk by diluting with water but rakija is drunk by its own.
Now that you mention it, there could and should be a festival where bars from different countries can set up their own tents and make a pub/bar in their own style. Complete with different menus and unique drinks.
I love the Paris Syndrome stuff. It mostly hits Japanese/Asian tourists, and it stems not only from Paris being dirty and run-down, but from the French being SUCH rude assholes to foreigners that it shatters their dreams about the place.
It's funny bc paris really is a shitehole. There are so many nicer places in France, and western Europe generally. But Paris uwu big tower and getting pick pocketed at sacre coeur quirky.
I'm french and paris sucks so much , don't go there people sucks the city is not that cool it stink prices are insane , go on the rest of the country and you'll see the difference
Being rude is not a french thing, it's a Parisian thing, everyone hates Paris, and the french do even more. Remember, Paris is not France, just like San Francisco is not the US.
If they ever do this again, Jeppson's Malört has to be included. It’s from Chicago Illinois and it is literally defined as tasting like gasoline, grapefruit, sweat, wax, fire, mineral oil, and bitterness
An ABC News article published in 2018 described lemon, lime, and bitters (LLB) as "Australia's national drink". Lemon, lime, and bitters is a mixed drink made with (clear) lemonade, lime cordial, and Angostura bitters. The lemonade is sometimes substituted with soda water or lemon squash.
Korn is basically just a way to get hammered cheap, mostly used in the more rural regions in germany. Popular mixers are Fanta and Coke, almost never drunken neat. "Schnapps" is just a name for high proof alcohol so you could have a pear-schnapps or a butterscotch schnapps, but you could say jägermeister is schnapps if you want to.
If you ever want to give South African drinks a go, there's 2 recommendations. Whilst beer is our most consumed drink, Brandy is a close second and we produce a ton of it so try Klipdrift then. Otherwise a very South African drink is Amarula, a cream liquor made from the Marula fruits.
In Belgium, a delightful tradition among many older individuals is crafting a "mazout." This delightful concoction blends half Coca-Cola with a light Belgian beer, such as Maes, Stella Artois, or Jupiler. It's a unique experience worth trying!
I wonder what their blood alcohol level is after videos like this. It would be interesting if they took a breathalyzer at the end of their videos to see who is more F up
Raki is actually never ment to be consumed by itself, It's consumed with water 1 to 1 ratio +ice, also if you really want to enjoy raki as Turkish people do it should be definitely be consumed with bunch of side dishes or watermelon, I'm surprised to see it tho made me very happy greetings from actual capital of Turkiye (T), cheers guys
Idk what it is about Max, but just seeing him makes me laugh. He was just made to be funny. Chad funny as hell too, they're a super good combination together. The editors of the show is also on point all the time. Good shit
Raki also changes color when introduced to water/ice just like ouzo does. And the most popular way to drink it is by mixing it with water + ice. You should try, it tastes way better like that
15:35 it's called louching and it happens because the solubility of the mixture is reduced. There are a bunch of oils dissolved in ethanol, when you proof it down or cool the mixture it drops some of the oil out of solution but the ethanol acts as an emulsifier and keeps it mixed with the water.
THAT Korn especially (Berentzen) is pretty much the most "i am german, live in a small village and want to get drunk next to my tractor" kinda thing they could´ve bought. Very authentic lol.
14:11 Max's unintentional comment on Grog being available in the DRIVE THRU and then Scott's repeating so Max can realize what he said is some of the funniest shit to ever come out of this channel
Generally people who are from outside the UK see Scotland and England as the same place because they might not know the history surrounding that any why Scots might not agree with that 🤷🏻♂️
@@mohamedimardbrucelee8829 Eh, I get that but we are very different from our southern neighbours. Culturally speaking it's like saying Canada and America are part of he same country. Totally different groups of people.
As a Greek I’m glad to see ouzo mentioned I always wanted them to try it in the last episodes. And plomari is the best brand. Greeks drink it in cold or room temp water and it makes the water cloudy. It also is drinken straight or with soda as well. I raise my ouzo to the grog boys, cheers.
Pastis is actually very popular in the South of France (especially in Marseille) but not that much elsewhere. Also you have to mix it with water otherwise it's disgusting
fun fact: A lot of estonian words sound finnish to the point where speakers of the two languages can speak (with a bit of difficulty) without knowing the other language. "Suur munamagi" is much like the finnish "suuri munamäki", both meaning big egg hill. Although "muna" in finnish can be both the word for egg and a slang word for penis. I also thought "magi" had 2 a's (as in maagi, someone who practises magic) and therefore thought it read "Big dick wizard"
Fun fact: there are no keys in a passenger plane and no locks on the door. If u manage to somehow get on board and know what you’re doing the plane is very much yours
I always thought mixing regular Liqour with water was gross and something only old people and couscous do. I got home from work so tired the other night it took me almost an hour to realize I missed my vodka with water instead of sprite
To be honest, even as a mild fan of (the band) Korn, I wasn't even sure if Hamburger Murder wasn't a Korn song lol. Sounds more like them than Ass Itch lol.
I love Koskenkorva! It was the first alcohol I got drunk on and the Salmiakki version is so good😄 Doesn't taste like a hard alcohol at all. Thanks for trying it👍 I figured you would not like it😂
Yea almost no one outside of Finland and Sweden really likes liquorice, I prefer home made salmari when I used to still drink. Still it was nice seeing we made the list and that max and Chad gave it a shot atleast
this is such a good video. the performance, the editing, the humor, the pacing and just everything else too. fucking great. love you guys. this made my evening
I’m having a sad/lonely birthday weekend but this is really cheering me up. I love you guys and hope you know how much happiness you spread and on top of it your entertaining asf 🥳❤️
Rakjia introduction was the best gaslighting i have ever seen in effect in my life. As a balkan dude let me break it down what it really ment to say. Rakjia was made by specially selected grapes and anything else that can produce alcohol if thrown in a pot. Distilled by the drunk uncle of a 15 year old that made the distillery from old parts of his Yugo in the old toilet of the family house that used to be in a seperate room from the house but was now made into the trash gara... I mean specially equipped distillery of our family business. By the way the dad is a construction worker and the unkle ex convict, he used to sell illegal imports in Yugoslavia.
@@redethoff6791 rakjia can be clear but if it is clear it is not lit. If rakjia doesn't has a little bit of rust from the distillery in it, then get that shit away from us, that's some rakjia to put in a fancy bottle and a nice price tag, our rakjia is served from a beaten up water battle.
You won't believe this, but we're not actually flying 🤯 It's all an EFFECT thanks to our amazing editor 👉 twitter.com/morzibov
Please send him some love from us!! He worked very hard cookin in the kitchen to make this video 🫡
how boys i never woulda guessed that
W
I love eating my Chinese grog... unfortunately it's not in my nation? Currently me (Chinese beast) is stationed in canada. Can grog be added to funny canada ?
They did great overall but what's with all weird cuts lmao specifically around 20:00-22:00
Deez Nerf
The editing has been phenomenal for a while now. Wanted to shout out the editor(s) for these legendary final renders. S tier shit.
by far one of the best edited channels on RUclips
Agreed, Been saying this shit.
Went to the comments to say the same thing, but you beet me to it😂. But it's definitely some 11 out of 10 editing
who edits the videos now surely it isnt still prezoh
The producers/editing team has been brilliant over the past year.
The dedication to grog on this channel is insane
I'd try it if it wasn't $100 for 16 cans 😂
Tbh everything seems completely money driven now
@@andyruiz538 100$ AUD is not 22 bucks lol. 100$ AUD is 65$ USD or 90$ CAD
@@andyruiz538 ok, that's honestly not bad then
Edit: just looked it up and it'd be $66USD.... That's literally 3x what you're saying.
@@andyruiz538 now hold on bro google says $100 AUD is $65 USD.
Still wild pricing, love the boys but naaaaahhhhhhhhhh
After calculating the costs of the flights you took, it would take $26,000 AUD to travel to all the locations you did this episode.
Luckily, you saved about $25,900 by getting Griffin to edit it in instead, and an extra $100 by not paying him.
Edit: So, this is actually the cost PER PERSON, I forgot Max and Chad are no longer one being.
It would actually be $52,000 AUD, and $78,000 if they decide to bring Scott
So of they actually did it still wouldn't have been their most expensive video somehow ?
they didnt edit anything in, they went there. didnt you see them explaining every step of them traveling?
FYI the math for Scott coming with is also wrong. Unless he’s getting a children’s discount or smthn.
You're right, it should be $78,000 for the three. @@chaschuky999
@@chaschuky999 ? It's just 26 times 3
Max's perfectly cheerful "ah, guten Tag, fuckhead! :)" gets me every time
Real
You know it's gonna be a good vid whenever it's not even a third of the way through, and Max and Chad are both already visibly drunk
I actually haven't seen Max in years but it's absolutely adorable how giggly and smiley he is. He's still got it
And the other two bros are some Chads as well
Drugs make smiling easy
real. i love chad but max has definitely become my favorite
he also got married recently :)
real
Man, I would love to see Max and Chad in a 2 hour video, basically a movie. Unleash them out into the world, at different places, getting more drunk as time goes on, and let the shenanigan's ensue. Def would need to be completely improvised. Just them being them.
Jojivlogs but just these two
sounds like just the movie beerfest
i thinks that’s just their patreon
100%
@@burp2019 and? Beer fest is a great fkng movie
Peter being the first vampire finally explains What We Do In The Shadows for me, I thought it was just a bit.
Love the movie and TV show
Pyter
That explains soo much!
What did you do in the shadows?
I always like how their vids seem like a sandbox for the editors to do whatever fun and goofy stuff they want, i hope they have fun making these.
I love how Max finally questions why Wario was flying a plane when he's totally smashed
The most illogical question became logical
also wearing glasses 😂 you cant become a pilot unless you have literally perfect vision
Also when he clicked his fingers to be transported to Turkey to get out of being pressured by Chad to overdose on ouzo, I would never have thought of that while sober let alone drunk off my face
They even had a picture in the opening with pilots and glasses xD @@hattarapilvi
Scots' face at 11:40 is priceless, as you know he's basically babysitting two heavily intoxicated adults who won't let the man explain.
scotts pronounciation of koskenkorva salmiakki was actually super good. well done scott.
Sounds too Japanese in pronunciation though. That's why Max gets confused
I cannot believe the lads have tried the Northern Ireland/Scotland delicacy of buckfast
Next video they're gonna be doing molls gap in is200s
They'll definitely be at Seacat in the good Citroen Xsara
Wot is goingg onn en hea
@@bigwongo213an aul d turbo haha
I was honestly expecting Bombay Sapphire or Cpt. Morgan
I think Max’s liver is starting to give out. He got extra drunk this episode. 😂
I’m worried about his brain. It won’t be long before he’s shitting his pants and forgetting his own name like chad😢
@@Wetknees no way! is that RoachDogg Jr.
@@Wetknees They probably only really drink when they're doing these videos, and a lot of their content don't have them as drunk as this video. So he'll prolly be fine, its not like he anywhere near Shoenice levels
Or he is just getting old. I certainly can;t drink as much as when i was younger.
@@yangxiaolong1862I hope they don’t be drinking. Like this on their own time bro 😭😭
Buckfast is more popular in Scotland than in England. Also hopefully the bottle was chilled. We only drink it in Scotland if the bottle has came out of the freezer with frost on the outside 👌🏻🏴
I’m the same ma pals r kretins and just drink it warm
just take it out side for a couple mins, it'll be frozen in no time
Lol same with rakija from serbia
Aye but it’s English and also massive in Newcastle
@@Tomsergeant9871the highest sales for buckfast are in Glasgow
Im really loving the vibe of the show at the moment, it feels like im stuck on a sinking ship.
I feel like the editing just keeps getting better and better.
I’m honestly impressed in how much work gets put into these vids.
Never thought I’d see Max with a bottle of bucky
Love from Scotland 🏴
I’m from Devon (where Bucky was invented) so I felt a little proud too 😁
@@岡山大木thank you for your service 🙏🙏🙏
@@岡山大木 Yeah for some reason people seem to not know that it actually came from Buckfast Abbey in Devon not Scotland
@@imogen5141 Everyone knows that. Scotland consumes significantly more though
@@岡山大木 Can you buy it in England? I think the only time I have seen it in person was when sharing a train with some Scots
Greetings from Cold Ones' Helsinki office!
Tilatkaa grog
Go away
Tehkää grog review
@IhaJustimus did you know there's a Finnish cold ones?
Embarrassing, first riding off another Finnish channel's name and then trying to cozy up to actual tubers, you are not Cold Ones.
You've got to try "Krautinger" from Austria. It is basically destilled cabbage juice with 40%-Vol. Smells like stinky feet but tastes quite good.
And "Korn" is usually not meant for drinking but more like a base for fruit liqueur etc.
we drink korn straight quite often here in Germany
cabbage spirits sounds like a torture method not a good tasting drink
@walnuss2546 where in Germany? It's a big country. I have never seen anyone drink Korn, except the Assis.
@@cr4cker394im osten wird korn gesoffen
Hey! Im the Finnish viewer.
It was completely mesmerizing to see you guys rant for three minutes about the Finnish version of Cold Ones!
I’ve been watching you guys before their channel here on RUclips existed and i got to say, they definitely took some great influence from you guys!
Omg, I'm not alone! :D
Kaikki Suomalaiset katsojat nyt tänne!
aina ku kattoo imukse videoita nii huomaa mite paljo inspiraatioo ne ottaa näiltä😂 introt varsinki oli jossai vaihees iha samanlaisia😂😂
Legit!
no en nyt tiiä voiks tota ees sanoo et ottaa influencee ku ne on legit kopioinu koko paskan scottia myöte
ite en pysty kattoo sitä ripoffia ku liian suora kopio
max is like jesse and chad is walter
with brain instead of lungcancer
they should do that for dress up funny to work day
@@basementboy1910nah liver
@@EddieBurke working out is tearing and rebuilding muscles same idea as drinking
Walter weight
I know I’m late to the party on this one but congrats on getting married Max really happy for you and Kat!! 🍾💍🎉
Wait, that's not a mans name?
Actually a great choice for a Serbian drink. Rakija is actually very versatile and in my opinion it's the best hard liquor, by far. The thing is, it really varies from even household to household. I once drank apple rakija that straight up had the taste like taking a bite of a Granny Smith apple with some slight burn to it. Amazing stuff.
Saying Rakı is belong to Serbia would be dumb too . Everybody knows its a Turkish alcohol
@@instaceza rakı and rakija are not the same drinks
@@rustamahmedov2630 Please explain bro
@@instaceza rakija is a fruit brandy made typically from plums or other fruits (I have personally tried one made from peach) but rakı is with twice distilled grapes. and rakı is usually drunk by diluting with water but rakija is drunk by its own.
@@rustamahmedov2630 thanks for Info . Sorry if i was acting like a douchebag
I love when Scott is steering the show. It just hits right.
Cold Ones might not be the biggest channel on RUclips, but they sure have the most talented editors in the game!
They should be with this quality
as always, the editors deserve a nobel prize
Thank you very much 😊❤
OMG THE EDITING OH MY GOD THE EDITS IM FINNA BUST 😩💦
Thanks you drunken bastards, you've made my day! Glad you enjoyed the Fernet Branca! Much love
OLEEEE OLEEE OLEEE OLEEEE
COL UAAAANS, COL UAAAANS
bien ahi esa recomendación, y tremendo que max se mando unos tragos de fernet puro jajaja excelente todo
Otra coronación de gloria, excelente
Why all argentineans are called Lautaro or Facu?
Me inmortalizo.
Felt like a total RUclips pub crawl! Hope you guys haven't turned into a modern-day Alexander the Great...teary-eyed with no more drinks left to try!
Now that you mention it, there could and should be a festival where bars from different countries can set up their own tents and make a pub/bar in their own style. Complete with different menus and unique drinks.
I love the Paris Syndrome stuff. It mostly hits Japanese/Asian tourists, and it stems not only from Paris being dirty and run-down, but from the French being SUCH rude assholes to foreigners that it shatters their dreams about the place.
It's funny bc paris really is a shitehole. There are so many nicer places in France, and western Europe generally. But Paris uwu big tower and getting pick pocketed at sacre coeur quirky.
also apparently like 50 people are hospitalised for it per year. Bruh.
I'm french and paris sucks so much , don't go there people sucks the city is not that cool it stink prices are insane , go on the rest of the country and you'll see the difference
Tell me you know nothing about paris without telling me you know nothing about paris be like :
Being rude is not a french thing, it's a Parisian thing, everyone hates Paris, and the french do even more.
Remember, Paris is not France, just like San Francisco is not the US.
If they ever do this again, Jeppson's Malört has to be included. It’s from Chicago Illinois and it is literally defined as tasting like gasoline, grapefruit, sweat, wax, fire, mineral oil, and bitterness
The editor needs a raise. This is a masterpiece!
1:37 Germany
3:37 Serbia
5:53 Mexico
8:37 Australia
11:30 Argentina
14:28 Greece
17:35 Turkey
20:03 France
21:47 England
24:17 Finland
26:15 Estonia
28:28 South Korea
30:15 North Macedonia
Ty for the work man :))
YaaaY!! 🎉 Finland 🇫🇮
Torille!
No Hungary chh
Where is wok Poland
you forgot family guy
im so glad to see Scott, i missed him so much as a host ♥♥♥
An ABC News article published in 2018 described lemon, lime, and bitters (LLB) as "Australia's national drink". Lemon, lime, and bitters is a mixed drink made with (clear) lemonade, lime cordial, and Angostura bitters. The lemonade is sometimes substituted with soda water or lemon squash.
Korn is basically just a way to get hammered cheap, mostly used in the more rural regions in germany. Popular mixers are Fanta and Coke, almost never drunken neat. "Schnapps" is just a name for high proof alcohol so you could have a pear-schnapps or a butterscotch schnapps, but you could say jägermeister is schnapps if you want to.
Korn is quite a rare sight, though.
i have never seen someone drink korn
At least in northern german rural regions its pretty common
Omg korn
@@vinboi8053*Demonic scatting*
If you ever want to give South African drinks a go, there's 2 recommendations. Whilst beer is our most consumed drink, Brandy is a close second and we produce a ton of it so try Klipdrift then. Otherwise a very South African drink is Amarula, a cream liquor made from the Marula fruits.
Cream liquor sounds good
@@maxthedoglover liqueurs are just sugar
@@obscure.reference I’m a beginner with my drinks are South African drinks worth to check out?
Amarula is amazing
7:10 I am from Guatemala and hearing these two handsome gentlemen's pronouncing it made my day.
Max's hatred of tequilla will never not be hilarious
These guys are pure chaos. The editing is nuts. I love it.
I think everyone is loving these highly edited videos. They're hilarious! Also I love that max always gets so sloshed 😂
In Belgium, a delightful tradition among many older individuals is crafting a "mazout." This delightful concoction blends half Coca-Cola with a light Belgian beer, such as Maes, Stella Artois, or Jupiler. It's a unique experience worth trying!
I wonder what their blood alcohol level is after videos like this. It would be interesting if they took a breathalyzer at the end of their videos to see who is more F up
Omggg yess
Max atleast .2
This episode was absolutely fantastic, from the editing to the acting and of course the mess.. phenomenal job guys!
yeah the acting was great, i really believed they were drunk.
@@user-uq5rm7io8hsuch talented actors.
Raki is actually never ment to be consumed by itself, It's consumed with water 1 to 1 ratio +ice, also if you really want to enjoy raki as Turkish people do it should be definitely be consumed with bunch of side dishes or watermelon, I'm surprised to see it tho made me very happy greetings from actual capital of Turkiye (T), cheers guys
I've not laughed that hard at a RUclips video like that for years. Editing and team are very complimentary to the 2 guys getting consistently drunker.
Idk what it is about Max, but just seeing him makes me laugh. He was just made to be funny.
Chad funny as hell too, they're a super good combination together.
The editors of the show is also on point all the time. Good shit
8:11 literally had me dying, it was so perfect.
Raki also changes color when introduced to water/ice just like ouzo does. And the most popular way to drink it is by mixing it with water + ice. You should try, it tastes way better like that
Pastis in france is the same, nobody drinks it without water lol
i tought i was the only turk that watched cold ones
15:35 it's called louching and it happens because the solubility of the mixture is reduced. There are a bunch of oils dissolved in ethanol, when you proof it down or cool the mixture it drops some of the oil out of solution but the ethanol acts as an emulsifier and keeps it mixed with the water.
THAT Korn especially (Berentzen) is pretty much the most "i am german, live in a small village and want to get drunk next to my tractor" kinda thing they could´ve bought. Very authentic lol.
facts, it's crazy to see it in their video. My hometown is only 20 mins from where this is produced
Scott's pronunciation of the finnish grog was actually really good! Also PERKELE SAATANA VITTU SUOMI MAINITTU AAAAAAAHHHH
probably the most drunk I've seen max and it was HISTERICAL
Mental health has not been great recently but your videos never fail to make me laugh hysterically and put a smile on my face. Thank you!!
Max's anguished cry of "Licorice!!" sounded like Guts screaming "Griffith!!" in berserk
Thanks for putting Finland in video, torilla tavataan, luv u Scott :)
MUCHAAACHOOOOOS
Que alegria verlos tomando fernet y ademas que les guste
me alegro la vida
Ese botellazo de fernet que se tomo max lo mando a una esquina de BA
JAJAJAJAJJ@@ferxas
The picture of anis show is wrong. That was a star anis. They share the same name but ate completely different plants
I absolutely LOVE these goofs, I can't tell you how many times I've rewatched almost every video 😂 Always make my days 1000x better
Nunca en mi vida creí que vería a estos dos tomarse un fernet con coca, vamos los pibesssssss
Se ponen en pedo con todo. Era hora de que probaran fernet!! Encima les gustó, un cago de risa
@@nicouko Eso fue lo más piola, pensé que no les iba a gustar y fue la única bebida que les gustó posta 😂
VAMO LO PIBEEEEE
MUCHAAAAACHOS
VAMOSSSS🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷
30:55 is the moment Max detached from reality
14:11 Max's unintentional comment on Grog being available in the DRIVE THRU and then Scott's repeating so Max can realize what he said is some of the funniest shit to ever come out of this channel
Buckfast being shown as the drink of England is a slap in the face to the Scots
Generally people who are from outside the UK see Scotland and England as the same place because they might not know the history surrounding that any why Scots might not agree with that 🤷🏻♂️
@@mohamedimardbrucelee8829 Eh, I get that but we are very different from our southern neighbours. Culturally speaking it's like saying Canada and America are part of he same country. Totally different groups of people.
Thats because Buckfast was originally made in Devon and is still made there
Yeah fr, only really drank in the north these days
your comment is a slap in the face to buckfast as it is made in Devon, england
Scott is my favorite recurring character on Cold Ones
As a Greek I’m glad to see ouzo mentioned I always wanted them to try it in the last episodes. And plomari is the best brand. Greeks drink it in cold or room temp water and it makes the water cloudy. It also is drinken straight or with soda as well. I raise my ouzo to the grog boys, cheers.
Ouzo is so good! Yamas!
I still want them to try out rakı
WAIT THEY DID
Just like Arak in the Middle East!
I used to bartend at a nightclub when I was younger and whenever cocky people would ask me for a “strong shot” I would just get them ouzo😂
The edits on this was absolutely next-level chaos! Amazing work!
Great content as usual max and chad! I’m currently edging to this!
Thumbs up from all the gooners
Did you bust?
I'm voring
i don't understand this joke anymore
@@Johnyknowhow still gooning
Pastis is actually very popular in the South of France (especially in Marseille) but not that much elsewhere. Also you have to mix it with water otherwise it's disgusting
Unless you're coked out in San Francisco on new years eve but that's a different story isn't Thomas
This is my favorite coldones episode so far 👌🏽🔥
fun fact: A lot of estonian words sound finnish to the point where speakers of the two languages can speak (with a bit of difficulty) without knowing the other language.
"Suur munamagi" is much like the finnish "suuri munamäki", both meaning big egg hill. Although "muna" in finnish can be both the word for egg and a slang word for penis. I also thought "magi" had 2 a's (as in maagi, someone who practises magic) and therefore thought it read "Big dick wizard"
gwahahaha
iso muna 🤭
dunno what drugs you're on, i can't understand a single finnish sentence, just some random words here and there
Estonian is a lot less fucked than finnish Ive noticed
“You’re telling me this geography quiz came down to family guy?” 😂😂
I love when my pilot states "we're going for a crash landing for the meme". Will be flying with grog airlines for the foreseeable future.
Fun fact: there are no keys in a passenger plane and no locks on the door. If u manage to somehow get on board and know what you’re doing the plane is very much yours
I think the very underestimated and under talked about thing about these is how top notch these edits are
11:41 FINALLY, FERNET CON COCA! 🇦🇷
AND PROPERLY MADE! Glad you both liked it! ❤️
We use it for when we are stomach sick too 😅
The editing, the jokes, the plot, this is my favorite Cold Ones video 🤣 I can't stop laughing 🤣
Go to 3:42 and theres a rat crawling on the box behind scott bro 😭
Bro, how did you notice that!
Bo it reappears at 6:09 too!
Im an idiot thats a head
it also comes back at 31:41
@@logancheese4208nah bro that’s a rat with a human head. Australia have some weird fucking animals
this is one of the best ones you've done in a long time!! fabulous editing. makes it more fun to watch!
They always killing it, wdym 😭🤣
Always a pleasure to see people drink pastis without water
it almost made me gag hahaha
Pastis raki ouzo they all have to be diluted with water but i figure they didnt do much research
@@vendel1 boys dilute it, men chug it down pure
I always thought mixing regular Liqour with water was gross and something only old people and couscous do.
I got home from work so tired the other night it took me almost an hour to realize I missed my vodka with water instead of sprite
22:14 I love that this is filmed before the actual launch of grog and Chad is basically calling themselves out
To be honest, even as a mild fan of (the band) Korn, I wasn't even sure if Hamburger Murder wasn't a Korn song lol. Sounds more like them than Ass Itch lol.
I liked the airplane bit,good improv you guys kicked it off well.
This used to be a podcast channel, they boys have come a long way.
The editor went hard on this
why i always feel like they should get their stomachs pumped out after each episode 🤣🤣🤣
id love to see what the next two hours in the studio is like after one of these lmao
I love Koskenkorva! It was the first alcohol I got drunk on and the Salmiakki version is so good😄 Doesn't taste like a hard alcohol at all. Thanks for trying it👍 I figured you would not like it😂
Yea almost no one outside of Finland and Sweden really likes liquorice, I prefer home made salmari when I used to still drink. Still it was nice seeing we made the list and that max and Chad gave it a shot atleast
this is such a good video. the performance, the editing, the humor, the pacing and just everything else too.
fucking great. love you guys. this made my evening
The editing in this video is god tier
I’m having a sad/lonely birthday weekend but this is really cheering me up. I love you guys and hope you know how much happiness you spread and on top of it your entertaining asf 🥳❤️
happy birthday bro
Happy birthday man! I just turned 30 yesterday myself. Hope your weekend improves, I'll have a drink for you!
Happy birthday 🎂
Happy birthday ❤
Happy birthday mate
No puedo creer ver a Max y Chand tomando un Fernet, INCREIBLE!!! Cheers from Argentina!!
DALEEEE 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷
El fernet sabe a cola, no es queja
No matter what the content is on this channel I always leave with a smile on my face 😂plus the editing is second to none on RUclips😊
These videos fr gotta have the most over qualified editors and i love it
can't even imagine how you guys must feel the day after filming these videos.
You can tell it’s gonna be a good vid when literally like 10 minutes in max is already tipsy
Rakjia introduction was the best gaslighting i have ever seen in effect in my life.
As a balkan dude let me break it down what it really ment to say.
Rakjia was made by specially selected grapes and anything else that can produce alcohol if thrown in a pot. Distilled by the drunk uncle of a 15 year old that made the distillery from old parts of his Yugo in the old toilet of the family house that used to be in a seperate room from the house but was now made into the trash gara... I mean specially equipped distillery of our family business. By the way the dad is a construction worker and the unkle ex convict, he used to sell illegal imports in Yugoslavia.
Now that sounds more like it
Cmon rakija is actually lit and clear
@@redethoff6791 rakjia can be clear but if it is clear it is not lit.
If rakjia doesn't has a little bit of rust from the distillery in it, then get that shit away from us, that's some rakjia to put in a fancy bottle and a nice price tag, our rakjia is served from a beaten up water battle.
I love how chad constantly says Americans are stupid yet he in every video seems not to know anything lol. I love these guys, don't ever change.
the edits in this one were next level. made me laugh out loud