Kraven the Hunter - Review

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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

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  • @jbearclowater
    @jbearclowater Месяц назад +541

    "There's been over a century of movies at this point, someone should have learned lesson on how not to make a movie this bad by now." Wow.

    • @eternalfailure4081
      @eternalfailure4081 Месяц назад +6

      I know, right

    • @Salomonkein1992
      @Salomonkein1992 Месяц назад +1

      :o

    • @LuznoLindo
      @LuznoLindo Месяц назад +4

      That's the sad thing: Some people simply don't care about learning from history, thinking they can just do thing better than those that came before them.

    • @IAteFire
      @IAteFire Месяц назад +2

      @@LuznoLindo and the irony is that the key to doing better is learning from the past

    • @josephfisher426
      @josephfisher426 Месяц назад

      And even if you do, aren't you supposed to dump them in January?

  • @nathansmo
    @nathansmo Месяц назад +706

    Dan, please don't ever drive five hours to see a Sony Spider-Man-less Spiderverse movie again. We care about you.

    • @DigiRangerScott
      @DigiRangerScott Месяц назад +14

      What if he drives 6 hours to watch two?

    • @fabolousjada5070
      @fabolousjada5070 Месяц назад +2

      Idk venom was fire 😂

    • @asianmalaysianable
      @asianmalaysianable Месяц назад +23

      He does it so we don't have to. He's not the hero we deserve but the hero we need right now.

    • @LARKXHIN
      @LARKXHIN Месяц назад

      Hmm 🤔 ​@@DigiRangerScott

    • @horatiogamble7036
      @horatiogamble7036 Месяц назад +2

      He and Scoops McGhee​@@asianmalaysianable

  • @maartenvandersteen5134
    @maartenvandersteen5134 Месяц назад +1096

    I felt so bad for Dan I actually listened to the whole ad at the end 😅

    • @ValgardDerithos
      @ValgardDerithos Месяц назад +48

      I thought exactly the same. In fact, I'm writing this very review while listening to the ad.

    • @JCIce007
      @JCIce007 Месяц назад +20

      May God have mercy on his soul.

    • @kelechi321
      @kelechi321 Месяц назад +8

      SAME

    • @jamesonharwood6310
      @jamesonharwood6310 Месяц назад +7

      Same same

    • @ivanpabon2741
      @ivanpabon2741 Месяц назад

      Fucking same. Poor guy

  • @johnnnyoddity
    @johnnnyoddity Месяц назад +697

    Kraven may be awful, but this review was excellent. Existential crisis, career introspection, top notch storytelling, Jeremy Jahns shoutout, road-weary Dan baring his soul. Your drive was worth it, Dan!

    • @RainyCage
      @RainyCage Месяц назад +8

      Agreed!

    • @RockneOliver
      @RockneOliver Месяц назад +17

      This one is a masterpiece. It's fun to watch Dan become unhinged at a movie. ;)

    • @DannyIAH
      @DannyIAH Месяц назад +9

      His review was a better movie than Kraven The Hunter.

    • @matthewrouge
      @matthewrouge Месяц назад

      You said it!

    • @brianng8350
      @brianng8350 Месяц назад +2

      @@RockneOliverI like unhinged ranting Dan, but this one is just depressing…

  • @jbearclowater
    @jbearclowater Месяц назад +285

    Commenting so that Dan gets more engagement after the turmoil of travelling to and sitting through this movie.

  • @Nisarga7
    @Nisarga7 Месяц назад +369

    Dan's expression on the thumbnail is all the info I need😂.

    • @CJKhaos
      @CJKhaos Месяц назад +5

      It dies tell quite a story

    • @DeaconofPlague
      @DeaconofPlague Месяц назад +5

      It legitimately made me happy when I saw the thumbnail on my phone

    • @studynot757
      @studynot757 Месяц назад +2

      Honestly? Half the time I just look at his thumbnails to get the take 😂

    • @wachinimagaming4898
      @wachinimagaming4898 Месяц назад

      I could tell by the thumbnail he didn’t like it, wasn’t expecting the movie to have essentially crushed his soul 😂

  • @Amouroso
    @Amouroso Месяц назад +162

    This film got Dan questioning his entire career and life choices 💀😭

    • @fatmanjstyle5306
      @fatmanjstyle5306 Месяц назад

      🤣

    • @Erasureeraser
      @Erasureeraser Месяц назад +1

      Driving out of town to see this movie is magnificent 😅

    • @brianng8350
      @brianng8350 Месяц назад

      If you look at it this way, this might be his movie influential film for him, in a bad way… stop RUclips, stop reviewing movies….
      Not since Jaws that made him love cinema…

  • @Adamsbrown81
    @Adamsbrown81 Месяц назад +179

    I think this is the first movie review I've watched where the movie pushed the reviewer into a state of existential dread and nihilism. Thanks for all you do, Dan!

    • @Phelie315
      @Phelie315 Месяц назад +4

      Hahaha, I thought it couldn't get worse than Cats!

    • @cenanuffz
      @cenanuffz Месяц назад

      If you ever watched Spoony movie reviews, that was like every week lmao.

  • @Teatime25
    @Teatime25 Месяц назад +415

    "She died and I never saw her again."
    "Yeah, no shit. That's what "dying" is. That's what makes it so sad."
    I loved everything about this comment, particularly the disdain with which it was uttered.

    • @TabalugaDragon
      @TabalugaDragon Месяц назад +32

      "He became mute in 2010. We haven't spoken since then"

    • @erikburke7210
      @erikburke7210 Месяц назад +6

      I laughed out loud

    • @katevand
      @katevand Месяц назад +13

      This review is going down in history as perfection.

    • @cjc2
      @cjc2 Месяц назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @wachinimagaming4898
      @wachinimagaming4898 Месяц назад +2

      I don’t think I’ve ever heard him cuss on his channel, so that caught me off guard, gave me a good laugh, lol

  • @TomHoseason
    @TomHoseason Месяц назад +97

    Based on Dan's reaction, I think we need to add "Existential crisis" to the bottom of the ratings chart.

  • @Sharpe1502
    @Sharpe1502 Месяц назад +190

    “She died soon after and I never saw her again.” I’m dead. I’m seeing this. 😂

    • @asid1818
      @asid1818 Месяц назад +23

      I never saw Sharpe1502 again

    • @davechan8613
      @davechan8613 Месяц назад +26

      “He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders just before she died and I never saw her again.”

    • @claus_valca
      @claus_valca Месяц назад +1

      Me too 😂 Pray for me

    • @Outlier68
      @Outlier68 Месяц назад

      I truly couldn’t believe it either. It was so bad as to be laughable.

    • @KeithFraser82
      @KeithFraser82 25 дней назад

      "People die if they are killed."

  • @MysteryMii
    @MysteryMii Месяц назад +123

    Dan really almost sounded like he was on the verge of a mental breakdown while describing his experience watching the film.

    • @madmaxmedia
      @madmaxmedia Месяц назад

      Thank goodness for alcohol!

  • @catwmn2345
    @catwmn2345 Месяц назад +113

    "Peta Parker" 😂😂 *chef's kiss*

  • @TheVileOne
    @TheVileOne Месяц назад +79

    I also saw it last night. i can confirm that Dan Murrell is using no hyperbole and is in no way exaggerating.

    • @pattheplanter
      @pattheplanter Месяц назад +10

      I am sorry for your loss.

    • @WhyteLis21
      @WhyteLis21 11 дней назад +1

      He's exaggerating, I feel. I thought, this movie was just okay like many that came before. There are questionable choices for making this movie though. Lol.

  • @shazbaar02
    @shazbaar02 Месяц назад +522

    "PETA Parker" 🤣😆🤣😆🤣

    • @malkav81
      @malkav81 Месяц назад +21

      Sounds like that joke might have been the best thing about this entire movie. Lol

    • @Rexx1326
      @Rexx1326 Месяц назад +1

      Beat me to it.

    • @SimonBuchanNz
      @SimonBuchanNz Месяц назад +7

      Oh, I was going to go for "Peter Park Ranger".

    • @annekeener4119
      @annekeener4119 Месяц назад +6

      That is hilarious given every other characterization I have ever heard of Kraven the Hunter. Usually he is instead a crazy, obsessive hunter constantly testing himself against the most dangerous game he can find, including villains and heroes. I guess if you are trying to make him more sympathetic you go with the PETA angle, but it goes against everything people know about him.

    • @andrewglisson4596
      @andrewglisson4596 Месяц назад +2

      Made me laugh out loud

  • @Kingmax00
    @Kingmax00 Месяц назад +98

    Listen, I've been following Dan for years now. I don't think I've ever seen a movie beat the love of the art out of him like this before😂

    • @iamjro
      @iamjro Месяц назад

      😂😂

    • @JordanSorensen
      @JordanSorensen Месяц назад +4

      Cats. It’s always Cats.

    • @amandaparler2080
      @amandaparler2080 Месяц назад +2

      I mean, this take was not as impassioned as his yelling about the changes of aspect ratio in Transformers 5, but maybe that means this movie was actually worse.

    • @asianmalaysianable
      @asianmalaysianable 24 дня назад +1

      The Borderlands review was the closest to this. Check it out

  • @PrayerofSerenity14
    @PrayerofSerenity14 Месяц назад +127

    “”She died soon after that and I never saw her again” …yeah, no shit, that’s what dying is” 😂
    Also a 5 hour drive is crazy. I appreciate how hard you work to make these videos for us, Dan.

    • @dbagette
      @dbagette Месяц назад +9

      Now that's a line that deserves a poster. Kinda like Walking Dead's Don't Dead, Open Inside 😁

    • @WhyteLis21
      @WhyteLis21 11 дней назад

      He's over exaggerating to me. It was not that bad for me. Lol.

  • @scottnapier943
    @scottnapier943 Месяц назад +281

    Move over Morbius! It's Kraven Time!!😂

    • @apoplexiamusic
      @apoplexiamusic Месяц назад +23

      Sony didn’t understand that the audience was "Kraven" for a good to passable film

    • @husker4life109
      @husker4life109 Месяц назад +12

      He’s Kraven a hunt

    • @referencegirls
      @referencegirls Месяц назад +4

      @@husker4life109 *Kraven the Hunt!

    • @brianh3253
      @brianh3253 Месяц назад +3

      😂

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs Месяц назад

      We're Kraven some decent Marvel/Sony movies, that's for sure.

  • @TonyDingus
    @TonyDingus Месяц назад +115

    Dan driving 5 hours to see this movie is crazy

    • @Cassie00111
      @Cassie00111 Месяц назад +1

      I wonder is that 5 hours each way? then 10 hour driving round trip. omg.

    • @ChrisSears_KY
      @ChrisSears_KY Месяц назад +9

      @@Cassie00111 Pretty likely a trip from Little Rock to Dallas, which is five hours one way.
      ETA: Possibly Memphis, which is five hours round trip. So, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @mroctober3657
      @mroctober3657 Месяц назад +2

      And apparently drinking before the drive home.

    • @jmurphy0684
      @jmurphy0684 Месяц назад +5

      Even if it’s only 2 1/2 each way, that’s still too much!

    • @MrBrock314
      @MrBrock314 Месяц назад +1

      @@mroctober3657 He's literally staying in a motel while filming this. He'd be driving back the next day.

  • @GauravSharma-dy8xv
    @GauravSharma-dy8xv Месяц назад +51

    Morbius: its morbing time
    Madam web : Its webbing time
    Kraven: its kraven time

    • @johans3164
      @johans3164 Месяц назад

      Rhino: Its Horny time

    • @KeithFraser82
      @KeithFraser82 Месяц назад +2

      "Stand back! I am beginning to krave!"

  • @andyn2854
    @andyn2854 Месяц назад +85

    If it’s any consolation, Dan, your resounding “stay away” for this film is a service to any of us foolish enough to have still hoped that maybe, maybe something about it would make it worthwhile.

    • @Muggle1983
      @Muggle1983 Месяц назад +6

      (Shamefully raises hand) 😩 i really like Aaron Taylor Johnson so I was considering giving it a go. Thank you Dan for bringing me to my senses.

    • @markbrierley6367
      @markbrierley6367 Месяц назад +3

      I saw the trailer and knew it wouldn't be good, but might have some good in it so I thought about giving it a shot. Guess not.

    • @VivaciousOM
      @VivaciousOM Месяц назад +1

      True.

    • @ZentaurFTW
      @ZentaurFTW Месяц назад

      Same here

    • @JBouch33
      @JBouch33 Месяц назад +4

      His "Stay away" means I NEED to see it. I NEED to see how bad it is.

  • @TheFreakazoid777
    @TheFreakazoid777 Месяц назад +33

    See this is why I love Dan, when he goes off like this on a movie, you know it’s TRULY bad. A lot of other critics or reviewers would have a reaction like this to a “just ok” movie.

  • @RedBeard_34
    @RedBeard_34 Месяц назад +21

    7:45 Thanks to Dan's Extended Spider-verse reviews I now have a bonified trilogy of "stay away" films to remind myself of just how good life is having not wasted my time seeing any of them 😊

  • @apoplexiamusic
    @apoplexiamusic Месяц назад +43

    That "no shit" at 4:51 made my day 😂

  • @RayMcElroy50
    @RayMcElroy50 Месяц назад +37

    AVI ARAD has ruined so far...
    * Borderlands
    * Venom: The Last Dance
    * Kraven The Hunter
    * Daredevil (2003)
    * The Punisher (2004)
    * Elektra (2005)
    * Fantastic Four (2005)
    * X-Men: The Last Stand
    * Spider-Man 3
    * Bratz (2007)
    * Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    * The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    * Ghost in the Shell (2017)
    * Venom: Let There Be Carnage
    * Uncharted (2022)
    * Morbius
    And now he's gonna ruin...
    * Legend of Zelda
    * Naruto
    As long as Arad lives, there's no hope

    • @percyweasley9301
      @percyweasley9301 Месяц назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @MysteryMii
      @MysteryMii Месяц назад +4

      Thankfully he’s getting pretty old so he may not be around for much longer

    • @PaperMario64
      @PaperMario64 Месяц назад +4

      I was giggling at this list until I saw my beloved LOZ 😮 oh no 😥

    • @terrymcginnis01
      @terrymcginnis01 Месяц назад +2

      He might live forever and continue to be paid millions by Sony. It is what it is. He has authority and will never willingly give up his control over these properties.

    • @haileyquinnzel
      @haileyquinnzel Месяц назад +1

      What? The Spider-Man movies & let there be carnage was good lol

  • @TBAaron90
    @TBAaron90 Месяц назад +15

    I know it’s gotta be painful to do these types of reviews sometimes, but as a fan, I love getting a classic Dan rant every now and then 💯

  • @jbearclowater
    @jbearclowater Месяц назад +83

    The Jeremy Jahns shoutout was strange to me, in a way. It was great, but it's like seeing your gym teacher at a restaurant. Worlds colliding.

    • @MrThompson88893
      @MrThompson88893 Месяц назад +15

      Jeremy was on movie fights years ago

    • @rjeizzay9619
      @rjeizzay9619 Месяц назад +3

      Do you think you're the only person who knows of them both?

    • @GomuGear4
      @GomuGear4 Месяц назад +12

      The Film Critic Cinematic Universe is finally coming together

    • @johans3164
      @johans3164 Месяц назад +2

      @@GomuGear4 Already unironically better than Sony Spider-manless Universe craps

  • @jjdaire
    @jjdaire Месяц назад +28

    "May God have mercy on this movie's soul." {Drops mic}

  • @jepmcnair6494
    @jepmcnair6494 Месяц назад +32

    My man traveled and got a hotel room to see this movie. I'm sorry, Dan!

    • @T_R_O_Y_McClure
      @T_R_O_Y_McClure Месяц назад +4

      At least it goes down on paper as a business expense.

  • @Coolcoolcooldude
    @Coolcoolcooldude Месяц назад +21

    I don't think I've seen Dan this defeated. Not angry, just defeated. But at least these movies are over.

  • @Sonzee87
    @Sonzee87 Месяц назад +14

    Man I feel sooooo bad for Dan that he had to endure all that traffic and travel to watch THIS movie. I think I can feel his pain through the screen when I watch him.
    I thank you for your service for us that you took it upon you to watch this so we would not have to.

  • @righteouswillie
    @righteouswillie Месяц назад +7

    My man said "the fact that Avi Arad produced borderlands and this movie in one year should equal some sort of criminal charges." 😂😂

  • @rampantrambling
    @rampantrambling Месяц назад +28

    "should yield some sort of criminal charges" is crazy lol

    • @TakeDrewMovieReviews
      @TakeDrewMovieReviews Месяц назад +3

      Dan had me cracking up a lot in this review, but this one had me really laugh out loud

    • @Creech786
      @Creech786 Месяц назад

      This one made me spit my water out.

  • @HarmonyWithHunter
    @HarmonyWithHunter Месяц назад +17

    We still appreciate you Dan!!! Even when the movies are terrible it's still nice to hear it from a trusted source

  • @tonyilias2561
    @tonyilias2561 Месяц назад +9

    This is 1 of Dan's best reviews of all time. Let's show him a lot of love and support on this video for the great sacrifice he just made 🙏

  • @KenTheMan407
    @KenTheMan407 Месяц назад +2

    Thanks!

  • @andymcgriffy
    @andymcgriffy Месяц назад +15

    Movies like this is why i couldn't be a critic. I love analyzing stories and reviewing them but if i had to do it for a movie that i didn't want to see, I would not be happy. Thank you for your sacrifice

    • @SimonBuchanNz
      @SimonBuchanNz Месяц назад +2

      Any movie that I can at least talk about afterwards is a movie I'm ok with seeing. This did not sound like one of those.

  • @veganpeace7890
    @veganpeace7890 Месяц назад +20

    Peta Parker, I almost spit out my water!!!

  • @kennethchia4194
    @kennethchia4194 Месяц назад +26

    I feel bad for Dan driving five hours each way just for this

  • @JamesLawner
    @JamesLawner Месяц назад +6

    Also, I remember reading that this movie was gonna adapt the Kraven’s Last Hunt storyline, and recently I came to the realization that Venom 3 could’ve been called, “Venom: The Last Hunt”, and Kraven would’ve been the villain, and it basically could’ve been like Kraven’s Last Hunt, and Kraven gets the symbiote midway through.

  • @Mr.Monk2G
    @Mr.Monk2G Месяц назад +6

    Thank you Dan, for suffering through this for us. I gave the video a thumbs up, watched the ad break at the end, and clicking on the sponsor link. Loved the shoutout to Jeremy. You're the best!

    • @colleen4ever
      @colleen4ever Месяц назад +1

      I so want them to do a team up!

  • @edyy2014
    @edyy2014 Месяц назад +5

    My first time watching any of your reviews. My heart goes out to you driving 5 hours, I drove 5 minutes & im pissed I couldn’t imagine 5 hours/10hours round trip. You got a new subscriber out of it at least 😅

  • @alansimonis8283
    @alansimonis8283 Месяц назад +6

    Somehow the hushed tones of "Hotel Dan" makes this roast even more brutal. It's got big, "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed" energy.

  • @rsrocha1984
    @rsrocha1984 Месяц назад +12

    Avi Arad was one of the main people to fight Kavin Feige in marvel against the idea of a common cinematic universe. That's all you need to know about him and movies.

  • @JesssL
    @JesssL Месяц назад +7

    Thanks Dan, for taking one for the team!

  • @vincenthalfprice9930
    @vincenthalfprice9930 Месяц назад +3

    I love that we're 4 years removed from Dan's departure from Screen Junkies and this gentleman is still blessing us with Honest Trailer names. *"PETA Parker"* is solid gold 😂

    • @DanMurrellMovies
      @DanMurrellMovies  Месяц назад +2

      Sometimes I just have to drop one in there - that was always my favorite part

    • @vincenthalfprice9930
      @vincenthalfprice9930 Месяц назад

      @DanMurrellMovies that's my favorite part too. I hope Kraven didn't break you too badly, love your channel and been a fan for over 10 years. I hope your next movie review helps rebuild your love of cinema and doesn't make you question your life choices. haha

  • @Erasureeraser
    @Erasureeraser Месяц назад +15

    J.C. Chandor, what are you doing? I'm honestly shocked to know that he directed it. I'm a fan of this guy, I think he's one of the most underrated directors working today. From Margin Call to All Is Lost to A Most Violent Year to Triple Frontier, I've been championing him a lot as a filmmaker and I think he has every opportunity to make a great movie. But man, it seemed like he met his doom the moment he signed on for Kraven 😢
    I hope he goes back to maybe his indie routes like he used too and make movies that felt actually personal to him instead of something like this 🤷

    • @motherplayer
      @motherplayer Месяц назад

      And to have to basically use the excuse "Give it a chance." as if the Hollywood system doesn't win if you already paid for the ticket, regardless of your feelings afterward, that was quite disappointing to hear too. I'm not stupid enough to not know that much when it comes to tickets.

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs Месяц назад

      This movie feels like the kind of "Alan Smithee" thing that gets made so people can keep their SAG cards, and so the studio gets a tax writeoff.

  • @SJPace1776
    @SJPace1776 Месяц назад +11

    5:45 - Sheesh, I feel for Dan.

    • @Priiskii
      @Priiskii Месяц назад +3

      It just drives the point of how a bad movie can take away peoples valuable time

  • @-datrandomdude-6979
    @-datrandomdude-6979 Месяц назад +12

    Hollywood really should get rid of Avi Arad

  • @BirbalBonifaceMusoba
    @BirbalBonifaceMusoba Месяц назад +7

    3:31 i just love how calm Dan is when he completely hates the movie - God, please give this temperament 😂

  • @Cassie00111
    @Cassie00111 Месяц назад +16

    5 hour drive to see Kraven the Hunter! Yikes.

  • @slimjimnyc270
    @slimjimnyc270 Месяц назад +5

    P.S. My son & I went to see Megalopolis based on your recommendation. You were 100% correct in your assessment. I personally think in 20 years, it will have a cult following. Have a great week!

  • @themikereda
    @themikereda Месяц назад +6

    You just KNOW Dan was proud of that "PETA Parker" line

  • @jaynabb1462
    @jaynabb1462 Месяц назад +1

    “Hey Sony, how do you put yourself in more debt?”
    “Have you heard of Kraven?”

  • @johndebono1870
    @johndebono1870 Месяц назад +3

    I had a two week period where I lost my job, broke up with my ex, and my grandpa died...
    And I somehow wasn't as emotionally broken as Dan was after seeing Kraven the Hunter.

  • @melissacarter334
    @melissacarter334 Месяц назад +3

    All the hugs Dan and thanks for taking one for the team ❤🎉 The review was hilarious 😂❤

  • @zacharymccoy7091
    @zacharymccoy7091 Месяц назад +4

    As Rhino says,"With great horns, comes great horniness."

  • @stagewalker
    @stagewalker Месяц назад +1

    As soon as I heard ‘Avi Arad’, a lot of things suddenly made sense about Kraven and Borderlands

  • @mykeljewell
    @mykeljewell Месяц назад +8

    1:55 the PETA Parker bit is 👨‍🍳 💋

  • @luis_discovery
    @luis_discovery Месяц назад +12

    Thank you Dan for your sacrifice 😂

  • @bjlfbs8506
    @bjlfbs8506 Месяц назад +2

    I love the honesty haha. We don't get enough unabashed honesty these days. I love how you call out the bad acting, bad script and direction. Really appreciate the honesty. Very refreshing :)

  • @LARKXHIN
    @LARKXHIN Месяц назад +4

    "Yeah no shit. That's what dying is." 💀

  • @Vlandrik92
    @Vlandrik92 Месяц назад +5

    Well that very clearly makes the decision of War of the Rohiram vs this for our theater trip for the week. Thanks!

  • @Hideotronic
    @Hideotronic Месяц назад +11

    You’re saving a lot of people their money and for that I appreciate you

  • @DraganMarkovic-c3j
    @DraganMarkovic-c3j Месяц назад +2

    This great review, along with your enthusiastic belief in finding [at least some] good in every movie, reminds me of critic Wilfrid Sheed, who once wrote that “no film is ever so bad that you can’t find some virtue in it”. After Otto Preminger’s "Hurry Sundown" was released in 1967, fellow critic Rex Reed reminded Sheed of this statement, suggesting he must not have seen "Hurry Sundown". In response, Sheed simply remarked that “to criticize it would be like tripping a dwarf.”

  • @katevand
    @katevand Месяц назад +7

    Thank you Dan, for driving from home to see these bombs. Also Peta Parker, winner of YT reviews

  • @cheezemonkeyeater
    @cheezemonkeyeater Месяц назад +2

    "He's given a magic super-hero potion by a random African girl."
    There are so many problems with this.

    • @Eff_It
      @Eff_It Месяц назад

      Yeah, she was Tanzanian.

  • @jessrl8025
    @jessrl8025 Месяц назад +3

    I had only listened to the first few minutes of the review when I made my last comment, but I felt the need to come back after the review and say that I'm so glad Dan became a critic. I know movies like this are challenging, but I'm so happy to have someone I have come to trust who will subject themselves to horror shows like Kraven so we don't have to.

  • @mahiknight
    @mahiknight Месяц назад +1

    Hi Dan! Just found your channel just recently. I loved your work back with Screen Junkies back in the early 2010's and it's refreshing that you've carved out your own little content stream here on your own personal channel. Cheers!

  • @matanm6829
    @matanm6829 Месяц назад +4

    @4:43 Sounds like a worthy opponent to Shirou Emiya's "people die if they are killed" line.

    • @SimonBuchanNz
      @SimonBuchanNz Месяц назад +1

      At least there's a translation barrier and a weird plot that (kind of) explains that one.
      Is Sony going to claim their movies are better in the original Japanese?

  • @sheraldhill2728
    @sheraldhill2728 Месяц назад +1

    Needed the laughs today Dan… thank you for the work you do and Happy Holidays!

  • @thetruemandalorian2637
    @thetruemandalorian2637 Месяц назад +4

    It's okay Dan, you can rest now. You can rest.

  • @RonnieBarzel
    @RonnieBarzel Месяц назад +1

    “This also contains one of the worst lines of dialogue that I’ve ever heard in any movie.”
    To be fair, “He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died” didn’t make it into the Madame Web theatrical cut.

    • @RonnieBarzel
      @RonnieBarzel 27 дней назад

      @@migueljacome8039 Nope, it infamously disappeared after the trailers.

  • @TrappyJenkins
    @TrappyJenkins Месяц назад +4

    I love when the thumbnail says it all

  • @gsentinel4821
    @gsentinel4821 Месяц назад +2

    I really think that Sony is just trying to retain the film rights to Spider-Man and the related villains/characters, quality of films be damned - they will do all they can to milk it dry to avoid it reverting back to Disney.

  • @Brahmabullz
    @Brahmabullz Месяц назад +13

    "An accent that's definitely an accent"😂🤣

  • @RafCole
    @RafCole Месяц назад +2

    Oh Dan, you suffered through Kraven so we wouldn't have to. That's like throwing yourself on a live grenade for us. You're a hero.

    • @jenrose1002
      @jenrose1002 Месяц назад +1

      Dan = Captain America 🎉

  • @williamking2782
    @williamking2782 Месяц назад +4

    I'd love to see Dan have to defend this movie in a movie fight.

    • @KeithFraser82
      @KeithFraser82 Месяц назад +1

      "This movie makes all other movies better by comparison."

  • @allen604
    @allen604 Месяц назад +2

    I can't wait for the Pitch Meeting for this. Something tells me its going to be "super easy, barely an inconvenience."

  • @hallowedground4101
    @hallowedground4101 Месяц назад +3

    I'm sorry for your pain. The good news, is that it makes for a hilarious review!

  • @MikMortsllak
    @MikMortsllak 20 дней назад +1

    "I drove 5 hours in order to see Kraven the Hunter" I'm sorry but 🤣🤣 And please more trains in the US.

  • @PixieMermaid-fz9rt
    @PixieMermaid-fz9rt Месяц назад +3

    Kraven having Dan questioning his life choices is on a whole other platform of bad 😅 While it was a rough road trip, your viewers appreciate your honest reviews and I hope you get worthwhile views on this video to make up for the crazy experience.

  • @echecroi
    @echecroi Месяц назад

    "She died soon after that, and I never saw her again."
    That has to be one of the FUNNIEST lines I've ever heard in my entire life. LMAO!!!

  • @Obsidian0Sky
    @Obsidian0Sky Месяц назад +3

    This is the best review of a movie I will never watch.
    Dan I appreciate you taking the trek.
    I’m
    Still smiling as I write this lol

  • @vicki_vale89
    @vicki_vale89 Месяц назад

    Not the criminal charges 🤣🤣🤣 I don’t think I’ve ever laughed this hard at one of Dan’s movie reviews. Thanks for taking one for the team man!

  • @pianist150
    @pianist150 Месяц назад +10

    I know you were definitely proud of yourself when you wrote down "PETA Parker" and you know what, you should be

  • @oklaclarinet
    @oklaclarinet Месяц назад +1

    Ariana DeBose has followed up winning an Oscar with roles in Wish, I.S.S., Argylle, and Kraven the Hunter. Hopefully her team up with Ke Huy Quan in Love Hurts marks a bit of an upward trend.

  • @kstepko
    @kstepko Месяц назад +4

    PETA Parker 😂
    Oh, Dan … you’re the best.

  • @tchillove
    @tchillove Месяц назад +1

    Slightly disagree on the death approach, in comic books related movies the superheroes and the villains could die and resurrect on several occasions.

  • @jacobsquest1036
    @jacobsquest1036 Месяц назад +3

    Dan I don’t always love your takes but videos like this remind me why I’m a fan

  • @VivaciousOM
    @VivaciousOM Месяц назад +1

    “Like some kind of PETA Parker.” Gold, Dan, gold.

  • @Bullz_eye47
    @Bullz_eye47 Месяц назад +7

    The part when Mikasa Ackerman suddenly shows up and said "It's ackermaning time" truly a crossover moment of all time.

  • @davedujour1
    @davedujour1 Месяц назад

    I was expecting to hear "Please don't" after the end tag of "Are you heading out to the theater to see it this weekend?"

  • @Yesyoushine
    @Yesyoushine Месяц назад +7

    Dan said this movie made him drink and rethink his life’s choices😂😂😂

  • @kenthehobo
    @kenthehobo Месяц назад +3

    That thumbnail 😂

  • @doyscherr
    @doyscherr Месяц назад +1

    Sony learned all the wrong lessons from Venom.

  • @andrewlamoureux3808
    @andrewlamoureux3808 Месяц назад +3

    Why the hell does Avi Arad still have a job?!?

  • @carlgranados7106
    @carlgranados7106 Месяц назад +2

    I hate how they are now turning the DC and Marvel bad guys into movies. These characters where never designed to stand on their own and they have no purpose except to have colorful campy bad guys for super heroes... instead of boring "normal" bad guys. In other words these companies have run out of ideas and interesting super heroes so they are now scraping the barrel for anything in their inventory to expand their "universe" and make more money.

  • @GodMcQueen
    @GodMcQueen Месяц назад +3

    *These Sony Pictures 'Marvel' movies have to be intentionally bad, right?*

    • @Badficwriter
      @Badficwriter Месяц назад

      Sometimes I think so. Revenge against Marvel or somesuch. The Netflix Daredevil showrunner had started working on the Sinister Six idea...the current Sony product is without any overall good creator control. The producers treat them worse than the old comic book movies. I remember Red Letter Media accusing Adam Sandler of deliberately making bad movies as a scam, and that's what the Sony movies feel like. Spiderverse squeaked by because it was a cartoon and under the radar.

  • @rmarkley79
    @rmarkley79 24 дня назад

    LMAO, that line about dying and never seeing them again, your reaction of "yeah, no shit" had me cracking up!