To be fair, that's gotta be a timeline screwup on Hoyo's part, cause it makes the whole rest of her backstory super weird. She's more likely closer to 26 just to make all the other dialogue make sense. Edit: And also she's a career military officer so like, who the hell let a ten year old join up in order for her to have been serving long enough to reach her current rank?
I just don't really like Guinaifen's outfit, it's not bad but it doesn't seem very interesting to me. I like Sushang, I just put her in pass at first to do that joke with her ult but she's definitely a smash
@@wolfisor Bro you're missing out on so much, but you a true homie for doubling it for the next person, also you might want to edit Pela out regarding the new Lynx quest
I like Kafka as much as the next guy (I’m extremely down bad for her) but damn dude, you said that shit PUBLICLY. I would never have the balls to do that
It's not embarrassing if you're saying it to the right people. For example I could never say something like this to a community that doesn't like anime/anime style games because they just wouldn't get it. However here I know most people will enjoy it because it's either exactly what they are thinking or they just find it funny.
@@wolfisor true. I guess I was thinking about it in the context of “what if one of my irl friends saw me say this and recognized my voice” But if it’s within a community that’s used to stuff like this, it’s a lot easier Still, props to you for saying what we were all thinking
I thought tingyuns personality sucked but I've come around to her, this is teasing me that something will happen to her tho so I'm holding my bets, also purely visually she is one of my favourites
Considering how liberal everyone is with shipping straight characters and smashing straight characters with everyone every which way in Genshin and even in HSR, I say who gives a damn if Bronya or Seele are gay? Smash em' all. Edit: Also, it was recently revealed Pela is 16 💀💀💀
Well I would definitely smash them, I just tried to be funny about it since Seele and Bronya are always together. Also, yeah I now I know she's 16, but I didn't know it at the time 😭
That's technically true. In HSR Bronya is not "confirmed" to be a lesbian but... they couldn't have made it more obvious, literally every time Bronya is in a quest or promotional image, Seele is also with her, even their gameplay fit together perfectly. It's like they are glued to each other, some might say a bit TOO MUCH. With that being said you can ship her with whoever you want. Personally I like them together :)
God damn your right. All right time to bash my head into a wall. Sorry about the use of the word hate. I just had a really tough day. K bye and keep up the great work 👍
Yes I understood, in HI3rd bronya is a lesbian because the game was not created in China, and honkai star rail cannot make lesbian characters but they can censor it, for example, they are together they talk often or they are best friends but for the Chinese best friends can get to something else, but you can think what you want if bronya is a lesbian or not❤
He's kinda hot but idk, there's something about him that just creeps me out. I have a feeling he's hiding something sinister behind that kind personality.
Did you put Fu Xuan on smash because she reminds you of a flamingo or is there any other appeal because im getting worried that you might wanna do the unholy with a flamingo
This video was made before Pela was revealed to be 16... 😭
I am still calling ISP for this
@@Polavianus 😭
To be fair, that's gotta be a timeline screwup on Hoyo's part, cause it makes the whole rest of her backstory super weird. She's more likely closer to 26 just to make all the other dialogue make sense.
Edit: And also she's a career military officer so like, who the hell let a ten year old join up in order for her to have been serving long enough to reach her current rank?
@@flarpo11 Nah she's just a prodigy, whom Asian parents really want their kids to be
Idk man she’s legal on my country
That Kafka monologue in the end was pure platinum, not just gold. Fun video, I laughed so much. lmao
That’s literal adamantite 💀
Bro let all of his demons out in the end 😭
I've been holding them in for far too long
he and his demons gonna have a 4some with kafka
@@A.Singularity 5some with sampo
You almost caught me with sampo 😂 you went ballistic with kafka tho
Well since I've already talked about Kafka, I had to go wild here to make it more interesting xD
My friend, you ok? 😂
Do I sound okay to you ? 😭
He's never been better
"my thighs look great, i know" BRO THAT KILLED ME 😭😭☠️
this guy prepared a 2 long paper sentence for kafka 😂
It was actually a lot longer, but I cut out the rest because it made the video feel too long and dragged out
I fvcking died when you barked for Topaz, I can totally agree
You don't smash Svarog, he smashes you
*Falling-Metal-Pipe-Sfx*/10
The Silverwolf AI voice caught me off guard 😂
"I don't want Grandpa to have a heart attack." lol
Confused on why you wouldn't smash Guinaifen and Sushang but surprised at your humbleness to give the first to the next person, a real one 💯💯
I just don't really like Guinaifen's outfit, it's not bad but it doesn't seem very interesting to me.
I like Sushang, I just put her in pass at first to do that joke with her ult but she's definitely a smash
@@wolfisorUnderstandable, your content is pretty nice you earned a sub
@@wolfisor Bro you're missing out on so much, but you a true homie for doubling it for the next person, also you might want to edit Pela out regarding the new Lynx quest
Bro is down astronomically for Kafka. ☠☠☠
But goddamn if I didn't agree with every single thing you said 🤝💯💯💯
the single most sane kafka fan
Xueyi got robbed, I am OBSESSED with her design she is SO CUTE!
I like Kafka as much as the next guy (I’m extremely down bad for her) but damn dude, you said that shit PUBLICLY. I would never have the balls to do that
It's not embarrassing if you're saying it to the right people. For example I could never say something like this to a community that doesn't like anime/anime style games because they just wouldn't get it. However here I know most people will enjoy it because it's either exactly what they are thinking or they just find it funny.
@@wolfisor true. I guess I was thinking about it in the context of “what if one of my irl friends saw me say this and recognized my voice”
But if it’s within a community that’s used to stuff like this, it’s a lot easier
Still, props to you for saying what we were all thinking
Kafka part was just too good man hahah.
Can't get enough of all these Smash or Pass videos having so much bisexual energy lmao
You're funny af man, just subbed :)
Well if you like Genshin you're in luck, because the next video is a Genshin Smash or Pass 😂
sanest fan of kafka right here (i feel the same bro "shaking hands")
Broooo you need to keep dropping more gold content like this 😂😂😂
Also I think Guanifen is an easy smash imo
I will continue don't you worry! Guanifen is kinda hot but I don't know her personality yet so it's a pass for now
@@wolfisor Ye because we always go by personality for a good smash and pass.
Besides Xuei (idk how to write her name lol) I 300% agree with this list
I don't blame you, I had to watch a video just to know how to pronounce her name haha
Shreh - yeee.
0:48 had me on the flooor
Most sane star rail enjoyer:
"i dont want grandpa to get a heart attack" 💀
The Jingliu part got me xD
Good vid m8
Bro didn't last a second with Himeko 💀
I mean,who would?
lou cha is a smash for me even his certain alternate version
I thought tingyuns personality sucked but I've come around to her, this is teasing me that something will happen to her tho so I'm holding my bets, also purely visually she is one of my favourites
Actually barked for Topaz, good job buddy
0:48
i would love to be that next person
Same
Considering how liberal everyone is with shipping straight characters and smashing straight characters with everyone every which way in Genshin and even in HSR, I say who gives a damn if Bronya or Seele are gay? Smash em' all.
Edit: Also, it was recently revealed Pela is 16
💀💀💀
Well I would definitely smash them, I just tried to be funny about it since Seele and Bronya are always together.
Also, yeah I now I know she's 16, but I didn't know it at the time 😭
@@wolfisor For sure, I get you. Pela’s age came as a surprise to me too.
Guinafen can break boulder with her chest 🫣
Ofc herta would be able to she could even design a special made to order to satisfy your needs based on scientific data for the best experience.
This man's a lost cause [*]
Ain't that the truth...
мой бедный арланчик мне кажется я единственный кто был бы не против с ним посмэшиться:(
the kafka one is so true
I love this dude
I love you too
0:50
I’m pretty sure that Herta’s smashing capability can be fixed with a good ol’ makita drill
The only thing that can aggro the whole community:
Kafka-pass. Obviously.
Literally have the same thoughts on topaz jingliu and jing yuan 🤝🤝
We have a man of culture right there
Poor grandpa Welt getting a heart attack 😭
Bro is speaking facts (except with bailu)
What do you mean by that ? 🤨📸
bro will like to be her punching bag
Kafka's punching bag ? Sign me up!!!
ima join ya
Insert that one Markiplier clip talking about -Lady D- Kafka
Bro your s or p video had me giggling but that "Himekoooo" had my dying 😂😂😂😂
that kafka part is so real
The intrusive thoughts won at the end.
Mihoyo really said necer let them know your next move. Lynx became an adult and Pela a minor
I agree with what you said about Kafka.
Smash
Asta,Bronya,Seele,kafka,tingyun,jingliu,sushang,fuxuan,silverwolf,himeko
0:51 My guy have you even SEEN Tiny Evil 3
Bro what did you make me watch ? I'm surprised I've never heard of this one before 💀
@@wolfisor Bro went right to it 💀😅
The ending is crazy
Bonus:the dragonussy part didn't make me cringe
If they’re 18 or older and female your instantly in my list
That desperate huh ? I feel you
I Always Stick To Kafka Cause Its THE RIGHT CHOICE¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dont worry pal, tyngyun body its still warm. 🤑
man i feel you, i also don't want grandpa to get a heart attack
0:49 Don't mind if I do.
Especially if the double means with Sushang.
``I dont want grandpa to have a heart attack `` fr-
I'll never see Sushang's burst the same way again...
Agree
Turn JP voice then
Instant erections, anytime
aint no way bro BARKED
i approve.
Okay, I think there's enough newbies now for Part 2.
I agree with everything in smash expect for the ones u didnt put in it id add bailu, hook, herta and lynx that would be my list
username checks out
hes literallyme
Thank you for pronouncing Pela's full name
It took me like 20 minutes to be able to say it correctly haha
bro is wild for himek-aaugh tbh
"Himek- ohh" ☠️
Я не понимаю английский, но я зачем-то посмотрел до конца. Пока
best smash or pass i've seen on yt yet
Bro are you sure u don’t need therapy 😭
The only thing I need is Kafka's thighs around my neck
Might want to redu the list they added more
Nahh bro devolved into ishowspeed for topaz 😭
Dude, you need to remake this XD
Bro went crazy for kafka💀
1:15 perfect😭
March 7th is so hot 🔥 🥵
She's so hot she melted the ice she was sleeping in
@@wolfisor so true 🥶🥵
Maaan my man you just earned another sub 😂😂
Pela is 15...
She straight if Sele does not exist
And you have a whole ass essay about getting murdered by kafka throw me 💀
Do you uhhh... need a hug by any chance...
I would prefer being stepped on but a hug would also be nice
Adding luka in the pass list is a big crime
I did this list before doing his Companion quest. That shit made me cry! I kinda like him now
@@wolfisor still pass
@@highlow8683 but his lightcone tho😍
ill take the double guinaifen thank you
Yukonh dont have biological Kids so she is .....fresh but old
Yejisaurex's demons fear him
Passing herta is a sin
Best tierlist so far
She look like a FlaMiNGO had me rolling dunno why
What was “my thighs look great ik”💀(what voiceline pls lol)
I made it with an A.I. lol
the end is crazy
I let out all my demons
Your accent is interesting for me as a linguist, where are you from?
I'm a Romanian who's trying to speak like an American haha
you already know what I'm gonna do to Clara
Head pet, right ? RIGHT ?
I hate how people say Bronya is lesbian. That’s in HI3rd.
That's technically true. In HSR Bronya is not "confirmed" to be a lesbian but... they couldn't have made it more obvious, literally every time Bronya is in a quest or promotional image, Seele is also with her, even their gameplay fit together perfectly. It's like they are glued to each other, some might say a bit TOO MUCH.
With that being said you can ship her with whoever you want. Personally I like them together :)
God damn your right. All right time to bash my head into a wall. Sorry about the use of the word hate. I just had a really tough day. K bye and keep up the great work 👍
Yes I understood, in HI3rd bronya is a lesbian because the game was not created in China, and honkai star rail cannot make lesbian characters but they can censor it, for example, they are together they talk often or they are best friends but for the Chinese best friends can get to something else, but you can think what you want if bronya is a lesbian or not❤
HSR Bronya and HI3rd Bronya are still the same person, she's still a lesbian 💀??
@wolfisor i am going to pray for u now xD
Thank you so much!
I hove hsr because there have Russian names of character
Bro you passed Gunaifen?
Gepard could get it
My man gepard is amazing why bro
He's a too much of a good boy, you know ? I like them more dominant
@@wolfisor touche
Smashed Qingque, W
Pass on luocha??
He's kinda hot but idk, there's something about him that just creeps me out. I have a feeling he's hiding something sinister behind that kind personality.
@wolfisor dude, you agreed to Kafka, nothing beats her at being sinister
@@real_rutmen Is she ? She's more intimidating than anything. I don't find her creepy/sinister.
Chef Cuso: Grow up
Did you put Fu Xuan on smash because she reminds you of a flamingo or is there any other appeal because im getting worried that you might wanna do the unholy with a flamingo
Why not both ? Heh 𓁹‿𓁹