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The Age of Apostacy...or better known by it's full title 'the age that the pedo Lorgar got to watch him win the war as everyone now follows his teachings'
@@robertnelson9599I have a theory about the big E himself and the subject of the stupidity of Man but dare not write it out, in fear of being a heretic
The age of apostasy is even more interesting when you think that Big E himself must’ve been at least a little bit conscious of what was going on, but for the first time in his thousands of years of existence could not do anything about it. Except create warp storms and scream a lot. He needed Thor to fix it for him. For the first time ever, he had to rely on someone else. Not because he was too busy or couldn’t be bothered, but because he was physically incapable of solving the problem by himself. That has to have been a hell of an experience for him.
I just have to disagree on a small point. The Big E very often relied on others to solve problems for him, even if he was just a guiding hand (like with Thor solving the Age of Apostasy). He relied on Malcador to not only help build the Emporium, but relied on Malcador's wisdom & knowledge near the collapse during the Horace Heracy, to build & establish the institutions that would guide the Emporium if the emperor died or became incapacitated. And also relied on Malcador to find the right people, hand-picking those who would run these new institutions. And relied on Malcador's psycker powers, to help power the Golden Throne when he couldn't while dealing with Horace. He relied on many war heros to handle situations through out the galaxy. He also relied on many, many others. Like the other immortals like Malcador, with many of those helping build his original warriors. As well as doing many other things in helping build the Emporium Then relied on the Genetic moon cults to build better ( and more on a larger scale) space Marines. He relied on Members of the mechanicum, when making a treaty with mars, to build and supply his weapons & warships. He also relied on the "mother of the Primarchs" in order to get his primarchs made. Even though she shot Them into space headed for unknown worlds. He Relied on many people to solve problems.
@@masstv9052 I understand your point, and please excuse me if I get details wrong. This is all just my opinion, my read of the character. Personally, I think it’s one thing to chose to enlist the aid of the people around you in order to accomplish a goal it would take too much time or be too troublesome to do yourself. It’s another to suddenly have no choice in the matter. Before, the Emperor at least had the option of intervening personally if he saw the need. Now, his Imperium, everything he fought for, is in very dire need, and he CAN’T intervene personally, no matter how badly he may want to. He might want to crush Vandire’s head like a grape, but he can’t do that from his chair. He has no choice but to get someone else to do it for him. He has all the power in the universe, except for the power to make his situation any better.
I am a self-proclaimed idiot. Can someone please tell me a "different way" of pronouncing Shmalan Kar? I mean, I know that the artwork MajorKill commissioned is of Shmalan Kar, and no one else. But what other names sound like that? I've been racking my brains for about half an hour and am lost!
One of my favorite things about the Age of Apostacy was after Vandire was dead, and Thor wasn't going to assume power. He basically got told he WOULD accept, or he'd be killed as a heretic. Not wise to turn down the Imperium.
What’s wild is that Big E’s biggest flaw was always thinking he could do everything himself. He was an all powerful immortal being. So as a result, he didn’t build a throne or an astronomicon or even really an Imperium that could function without him. Why, when he was going to live forever? Then the age of apostasy happens and for the first time in his existence, the Emperor is powerless to stop it. He needs Thor to do it for him. For the first time, he has to rely on someone else. Character growth!
The Marines and Mechanicus I could understand, since they’re too busy dealing with other shit. The Custodes on the other hand should’ve clapped him long before they finally got involved. Especially since we know they have agents and operatives outside the Imperial palace and would’ve been fully aware of what was going on.
@@HughReadTheThird Cult leaders never pass up an oppertunity get their followers to provide personal favours for their prophet/emmisary of god/reincarnation of jesus and as we know, this is typically exploited by pedophiles to sate their fucked up sensual desires. Churches and cults really are quite pedophile magnets. Here in the US alone we have examples like david koresh, a guy who convinced his followers that he was the reincarnation of christ and to pledge their pre teen girls as his concubines, tom cruise and his cult, oh and lets not forget about the mormons cause they pay 10% of their annual income to their church's coffers and mormon housewifes have even produced disgusting tween romance novels to subley peddle their values to children. Don't ask how I know that but seriously theres a blantant anti abortion undertone going on in Twilight and as a staunch supporter of abortion I feel the need to mention that cause everyone knows 'pro life' might as well be called 'pro retarded.'
The best part is that only half of it was during the Horus Heresy, the other half was just purged under suspicion of chaos infestation after Horus was defeated.
It's no longer Warhammer 40K, it will now be referred to as Conflict Mallet XL.. I didn't realise 40,000 in roman numerals is just XL. Kinda underwhelming but oh well.
I now have an image of all the Gods of Chaos sitting back in comfy chairs and having the Chaos-equivilent of a movie night, kicking back with beers and popcorn, while they watched the Imperrium destroy themselves just for the hell of it
"officially, the Ordo Sicarius monitors the Officio Assassinorum, unofficially, the Ordo Sicarius is completely dedicated to monitoring the Knight Champion of Macragge: Cato Sicarius".
the age of apostacy was prob more dangerous to the imperium as an institution, while HH was more dangerous in an existential way also, this is why Fab-stodes have to attend the high lord meetings
Now I want to play the ultimate smashup of tabletop games in "Battle Mace: 40,000,000" & "Conflict-Dagger". Get on that Majorkil, the masses have needs.
Goge Vandire ruled a Galactic Empire unopposed for over 70 years whilst having a harem of warrior maidens. Say what you want about him - he had a good run.
@@robertnelson9599 can't make an omelet without cracking a few eggs... And then making the mother hens watch the execution of their offspring as a stern reminder for others, right?
Vandire: "I want you...to ATTACK THE SPACE MARINES!" Generals and Admirals: "Hahaha...oh, you were serious? M'Lord, have you SEEN Space Marines?" Vandire: "Is that a no!?" Generals and Admirals: "Yeah, a HARD no."
@@evanlight2550 the writing does imply much larger scale destruction and it's always so inconsistent. Like the conquest of Ullanor, the largest battle in the great crusade only had like 30 mil combatants. If it was 30 billion that would make more sense.
@@thinkinyblinko6666 see the thing is, million and billion just sound so infinitesimally small in a sci-fi war setting, like 40k or Star Wars. The million clones part really doesn’t make sense when this army is meant to cross an entire galaxy with billions of worlds with just as many moons and bases in space. So when in 40k I hear a trillion, a number that just feels so small to such a power and large empire like the Imperium, I just feel like there should be more dead or at least more destruction.
5 trillion is rookie numbers. I need to be put in charge, I'll pump those numbers up within a week. Cyclonic torpedo for you! Virus bomb for you! Exterminatus for everyone!
Great video. I agree that being a citizen of the Imperium would suck worse during the Age of Apostasy unless you where on a world the Chaos Astartes invaded. However the Horus Heresy wrecked the Imperium far worse by destroying the Mechanicum and innovation as well as the Astartes Legions that would wreck everything but the Necrons in current 40K. Either way being a regular human would suck.
I just realized that if the Emperor actually did have a Text To Speech device, and used the Custodians as his heralds and massagers, all this insanely could have (very easily) been avoided.
"Things had gotten too safe and comfortable." This actually explains every civilizational collapse, including the one the "west" is currently going through. Good stuff.
Nice fan art, but currently that which i want the most is an aluminum print of two things. The Stormcast eternals by Paul Dainton and the Cover from Deliverance lost by Neil Roberts. My life would be complete!
Well, since the political system of the Imperium is a shit semi-feudal Imperial dystopia, it's natural that shit would happen due to the state itself. It adds some believability and a bit realism to the otherwise over the top unrealistic universe.
Yeah I'm not a big fan of chaos either. It's cool and all, but i've never felt that everyone falling to chaos stands up to much scrutiny. Much more realistic that someone would seek power like this guy did, within the structure of the imperium. Being a part of chaos so clearly sucks, and it's not like that was unknown when all the primarchs etc started falling.
@@vassily-labroslabrakos2263 The Assassins War happened between the War of the Beast and the Age of Apostasy. At its end the Ordo Assassinorum was established and the High Lords were given more strict control over the Assassin clades.
I have a question it’s random, but why can’t the emperor make like an entire army of promarchs he seemed to have no trouble making all the primarchs he has now so why stop why not constantly pump them out and be op af
He had to make a deal with chaos to make the primarchs, and then reneged on his end of the deal, which is why chaos flung them across the galaxy. Needless to say, thats not happening again. Also given how big a pain in the ass the half that turned traitor have been, can you imagine how awful it'd be if primarchs were made like astartes?
@@ozzymand1as Also Y'know, production overhead. Primarchs don't come cheap...part of the reason every space marine isn't a Custodes. Too many engineering and labor hours to pump them out assembly line style like they can Astartes...
Is it just me is is the picture with the emporer with the sword and the skull with red eyes rly terrifying like it's looking into my soul and burned into the back of my eyes
You have committed the ultimate heresy! Not only have you turned your back on the Emperor, and stepped from His light, you have profaned His name, and almost destroyed everything He has striven to build! You have perverted and twisted the path He has laid out for Mankind to tread! As your own decrees have stated, there can be no mercy for such a criminal! I renounce your lordship! You walk in the darkness, and cannot be allowed to live. Your sentence is long overdue, and now it is time for you to die! I don't have time to die, I'M TOO BUSY! [Sisterly stabbing]
11:10 That Custodes' name was Kitten, by the way, and he didn't really convince Alicia of anything because she got all hot and bothered seeing the Emperor on his throne. From there, she pretty readily agreed to kill Goge Vandire.
The spiritual stuff of the ecclesiarchy is arguably is what gives the receptive presence the Emporer has in the warp. Each prayer actually has an effect on the presence due to the collective unconcious acknowledgement of his power.
“Bitch, just listen to the Custodies. Do you know how difficult it is for me to communicate with people as a fucking skeletal battery? Go kill Goge and fuck off.” I now officially believe that this is exactly what he said the sisters of battle.
Once again, men in pointy white hats cannot be trusted in important leadership roles... How many times does the Imperium need to learn this lesson!
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drinking is kinda good though, not gonna lie
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Can you do the story on how the Ultramarines lost their first company?
Will we get lore on the psykers?
Holy shit, that art looks goddamned amazing.
The Age of Apostacy...or better known by it's full title 'the age that the pedo Lorgar got to watch him win the war as everyone now follows his teachings'
"Goge Vandire renamed the Daughters of the Emperor to the Brides of the Emperor"
Ah, yes, the Adeptus Alabamus.
just made my day
Top-tier joke.
Damn
You just won my week. hahaha
Thank you
"Seriously? You turned over control of the Imperium to a guy called Goge Vandire? That is seriously the most evil name EVER." - Big E
“On behalf of all humanity, I’m really sorry my lord.” - kitten
Doge
i would E too big man
Doge Vandire
@@Dadecorban Doge makes it sound goofyer ngl
Chaos was like...
Nurgle: This your guy, Khorne?
Khorne: No. Slaanesh?
Slaanesh: No. Tzeentch?
Tzeentch: No...
All: ...LOL
Chaos works hard
But it simply cannot compete with the sheer unstoppable power of Asshole
@@AnIdiotsLantern If there was a Chaos God of unbridled stupidity, he/she/it would reign supreme.
At this point there should be a chaos god born out of stupidity and assholelry (no, not THAT asshole, slannessh)
@@robertnelson9599I have a theory about the big E himself and the subject of the stupidity of Man but dare not write it out, in fear of being a heretic
could say the same about that Inquisitor who kicked off the months of shame
This era proofs once again the two golden rules of 40k:
1) Dont attack Fenris
2) Dont piss off the Black Templars aka "weaponized authism"
3) Stay the fuck away from a custodian
4) don't try to investigate Dark Angel
5) Don't get captured alive by Dark Eldar
@@Julian-vl7vn 6) Dont get captured dead by Dark Eldar
@@Julian-vl7vn Some people might enjoy it though...
The age of apostasy is even more interesting when you think that Big E himself must’ve been at least a little bit conscious of what was going on, but for the first time in his thousands of years of existence could not do anything about it. Except create warp storms and scream a lot.
He needed Thor to fix it for him. For the first time ever, he had to rely on someone else. Not because he was too busy or couldn’t be bothered, but because he was physically incapable of solving the problem by himself.
That has to have been a hell of an experience for him.
Imagine his frustration at the Legio Custodes dicking around in the palace and having no idea what's going on.
@@MrHellsing76 fuckers were just oiling their abs and sliding all over the floor...
He has no mouth and he must scream
I just have to disagree on a small point. The Big E very often relied on others to solve problems for him, even if he was just a guiding hand (like with Thor solving the Age of Apostasy).
He relied on Malcador to not only help build the Emporium, but relied on Malcador's wisdom & knowledge near the collapse during the Horace Heracy, to build & establish the institutions that would guide the Emporium if the emperor died or became incapacitated.
And also relied on Malcador to find the right people, hand-picking those who would run these new institutions.
And relied on Malcador's psycker powers, to help power the Golden Throne when he couldn't while dealing with Horace.
He relied on many war heros to handle situations through out the galaxy.
He also relied on many, many others. Like the other immortals like Malcador, with many of those helping build his original warriors. As well as doing many other things in helping build the Emporium
Then relied on the Genetic moon cults to build better ( and more on a larger scale) space Marines.
He relied on Members of the mechanicum, when making a treaty with mars, to build and supply his weapons & warships.
He also relied on the "mother of the Primarchs" in order to get his primarchs made. Even though she shot Them into space headed for unknown worlds.
He Relied on many people to solve problems.
@@masstv9052 I understand your point, and please excuse me if I get details wrong. This is all just my opinion, my read of the character.
Personally, I think it’s one thing to chose to enlist the aid of the people around you in order to accomplish a goal it would take too much time or be too troublesome to do yourself. It’s another to suddenly have no choice in the matter.
Before, the Emperor at least had the option of intervening personally if he saw the need. Now, his Imperium, everything he fought for, is in very dire need, and he CAN’T intervene personally, no matter how badly he may want to. He might want to crush Vandire’s head like a grape, but he can’t do that from his chair. He has no choice but to get someone else to do it for him.
He has all the power in the universe, except for the power to make his situation any better.
Hey look it’s Doge Vandire.
“I assure you, it’s absolutely necessary that the brides of the emperor go barefoot throughout the palace”
“They gotta step in mud too that’s the emperor’s will”
I love your Battlemace 40M content.
You mean Conflictbonk M40.😎
Don't you mean Fightclub Year 40,000?
I am a self-proclaimed idiot. Can someone please tell me a "different way" of pronouncing Shmalan Kar? I mean, I know that the artwork MajorKill commissioned is of Shmalan Kar, and no one else. But what other names sound like that? I've been racking my brains for about half an hour and am lost!
@@saviorebello7342 meow gun roar
CombatAxe 40 trillion
"I'm too busy to die. I have many WikiFeet pages to edit."
Doge Vandire's last words.
Adeptus Ridiculous is very funny
we must boost the doge to the highest comment
THE HOLY WIKIFEET PAGES
One of my favorite things about the Age of Apostacy was after Vandire was dead, and Thor wasn't going to assume power. He basically got told he WOULD accept, or he'd be killed as a heretic. Not wise to turn down the Imperium.
What’s wild is that Big E’s biggest flaw was always thinking he could do everything himself. He was an all powerful immortal being. So as a result, he didn’t build a throne or an astronomicon or even really an Imperium that could function without him. Why, when he was going to live forever?
Then the age of apostasy happens and for the first time in his existence, the Emperor is powerless to stop it. He needs Thor to do it for him. For the first time, he has to rely on someone else.
Character growth!
@@AnIdiotsLanternNot really, he went from “I can do anything” arrogance to “I can’t fix shit, so you’ll do” arrogance.
So basically billions of lives could've been saved if the Space Marines/ Custodes/Mechanicus weren't so apathetic.
They just didn’t want to do the paperwork. This nerd was willing to do it for them? What’s the worst that can happen?
Millenia spent dealing with fuckwits makes you apathetic. Former customer support dude.
@@Marth667 the salamanders would like a word with you
The Marines and Mechanicus I could understand, since they’re too busy dealing with other shit. The Custodes on the other hand should’ve clapped him long before they finally got involved. Especially since we know they have agents and operatives outside the Imperial palace and would’ve been fully aware of what was going on.
actually, sadly, yes...
“My friend I know things may look bad right now… but it’s gonna get WAY worse.” -The Age of Apostasy in a Nutshell
i cant not see this as a grizzled guardsman speaking with a heavy Russian accent lol
It would definitely be a Kreigsman talking to a regular Guardsman on a Pleasure World.
ruclips.net/video/BVueEr6GnHI/видео.html
We told him to take control of the Imperium.. and he did it, the absolute Madlad
And he did it with PAPERWORK. Big E must’ve been so impressed.
Really you can tell how impressed he was by the warp storms he made.
Super creepy how he manipulated all of his body guards into letting him fuck them
@@HughReadTheThird Read up on cult leaders. This was done in real life.
@@HughReadTheThird Cult leaders never pass up an oppertunity get their followers to provide personal favours for their prophet/emmisary of god/reincarnation of jesus and as we know, this is typically exploited by pedophiles to sate their fucked up sensual desires.
Churches and cults really are quite pedophile magnets. Here in the US alone we have examples like david koresh, a guy who convinced his followers that he was the reincarnation of christ and to pledge their pre teen girls as his concubines, tom cruise and his cult, oh and lets not forget about the mormons cause they pay 10% of their annual income to their church's coffers and mormon housewifes have even produced disgusting tween romance novels to subley peddle their values to children.
Don't ask how I know that but seriously theres a blantant anti abortion undertone going on in Twilight and as a staunch supporter of abortion I feel the need to mention that cause everyone knows 'pro life' might as well be called 'pro retarded.'
"Five trillion people died which is yeah that a lot overall bit of a bad time" Yup he is Australian alright.
The best part is that only half of it was during the Horus Heresy, the other half was just purged under suspicion of chaos infestation after Horus was defeated.
Perfectly timed for me to watch this while I wait for the new Adeptus Ridiculous!
Doge Vandier is pleased….. MORE FEET
@@dragothromak6261 "sisters, you need to invade the Gallery of Pain barefoot!"
Winning is our tradition
It's no longer Warhammer 40K, it will now be referred to as Conflict Mallet XL.. I didn't realise 40,000 in roman numerals is just XL. Kinda underwhelming but oh well.
Conflict mallet XD
That's just 40 lol
The _extra large hammah_
you physically cant represent 40,000 with roman numerals
Alternative Title: Discord Moderator takes advantage of the entire Human race and then gets decapitated by his murder wives
I now have an image of all the Gods of Chaos sitting back in comfy chairs and having the Chaos-equivilent of a movie night, kicking back with beers and popcorn, while they watched the Imperrium destroy themselves just for the hell of it
Do lore on Eldar exodites, corsairs, and eldar paths please
Exactly what I was thinking
"officially, the Ordo Sicarius monitors the Officio Assassinorum, unofficially, the Ordo Sicarius is completely dedicated to monitoring the Knight Champion of Macragge: Cato Sicarius".
“Why is he still aliiiiive”
@@AnIdiotsLantern Because he is I CATO SICARIOUS FOR I'AM THE GREATEST FOR IT IS I CATO SICARIOUS THE GREATEST ULTRAMARINE EVER!!!
take my like and go
the age of apostacy was prob more dangerous to the imperium as an institution, while HH was more dangerous in an existential way
also, this is why Fab-stodes have to attend the high lord meetings
No, Wamudes isn’t allowed there… or anywhere exterminatus can be ordered from. We don’t need his hatred of the “normals” flaring up.
Dang, the artwork for the Brides of the Emperor is downright beautiful!
Now I want to play the ultimate smashup of tabletop games in "Battle Mace: 40,000,000" & "Conflict-Dagger". Get on that Majorkil, the masses have needs.
Ah yes
Doge Vandire
and Battlemace 42 Million
Goge Vandire ruled a Galactic Empire unopposed for over 70 years whilst having a harem of warrior maidens.
Say what you want about him - he had a good run.
If only he wasn't wasting resources and destroying entire planets for no reason during this time.
@@robertnelson9599 can't make an omelet without cracking a few eggs... And then making the mother hens watch the execution of their offspring as a stern reminder for others, right?
@JAEDEN ABNER D'SA
🤨
He's the space version of Ainz...minus the entire skeleton body.
@JAEDEN ABNER D'SA heretic. The only god here is the GLORIOUS GOD EMPRAH
At 0:14 The Death Guard were not pleased with their Primarch being called names and your can see they sent in one of their agents to spy on Majorkill
Vandire: "I want you...to ATTACK THE SPACE MARINES!"
Generals and Admirals: "Hahaha...oh, you were serious? M'Lord, have you SEEN Space Marines?"
Vandire: "Is that a no!?"
Generals and Admirals: "Yeah, a HARD no."
I suppose his body guards also protected him from blue balls
Is that’s Actually a part of the lore ?
@@Vengeance_Prime At one point, yes. But they retconned it to make it less horny
"On atacking Fenris and other ways to die" - By The Bunch of heretics.
Maybe I’m just a psychopath, but 5 trillion sounds incredibly low for Warhammer…
Its at least a few hundred planets worth of death
@@thinkinyblinko6666 sounds about right, just expected more death… what is wrong with me?
@@evanlight2550 the writing does imply much larger scale destruction and it's always so inconsistent. Like the conquest of Ullanor, the largest battle in the great crusade only had like 30 mil combatants. If it was 30 billion that would make more sense.
@@thinkinyblinko6666 see the thing is, million and billion just sound so infinitesimally small in a sci-fi war setting, like 40k or Star Wars.
The million clones part really doesn’t make sense when this army is meant to cross an entire galaxy with billions of worlds with just as many moons and bases in space.
So when in 40k I hear a trillion, a number that just feels so small to such a power and large empire like the Imperium, I just feel like there should be more dead or at least more destruction.
5 trillion is rookie numbers. I need to be put in charge, I'll pump those numbers up within a week. Cyclonic torpedo for you! Virus bomb for you! Exterminatus for everyone!
Best Battlemace 40M content by the super British, ColonelDeath!
Did you just promoted my favourite pice of shit from Major to Colonel? Yes you did xD
And a promotion from Australian to British! They grow up so fast, don't they?
@@NRAllen thats a demotion.
Well I can't argue with you on that, but I also cannot agree with you cause I'm never wrong. So I'll just say blueberry
new to 40k started with leuten lore videos and found this channel and gotta say the love you give out to other artists is ridiculous keep it up man!
The writers did say that the sisters entertained him with exotic skills
seriously that square heavy chunk of metal on a stickk 40000000000 gazillion art work is sick.
you forgot Vandire's last words: "I don't have time to die, I'M TOO BUSY"
Sebastian Thor is the only one deserving of the title "hero"
No one expects the Protestant Reformation! Way to go Martian Luthor!
goge vandire really nearly destroyed the imperium for that brides of the emperor harem
Wouldn't you?
Worth it!
wtf did i just summon a slanneshi daemon or something?
Inquisitior: "Yes, yes you did you filfthy heretic! I hearby grant you the emperors peace!"
**BLAM**
Goge was a true sigma who was on the Ecclesiarchillionair grindset
Naah , he was a beta
Plague of unbelief can be summed up as:
*Random Paedophile messes with a first founding chapter*
Ah, I see that you’ve chosen death!
Great video. I agree that being a citizen of the Imperium would suck worse during the Age of Apostasy unless you where on a world the Chaos Astartes invaded. However the Horus Heresy wrecked the Imperium far worse by destroying the Mechanicum and innovation as well as the Astartes Legions that would wreck everything but the Necrons in current 40K. Either way being a regular human would suck.
Great video mate! Also i noticed you have never done a Genestealer cult video, they are a faction on the tabletop so i think it would do well.
Inquisitor Draco’s favorite faction
A good way to start the morning new majorkill and coffee
really an amazing video, well done Sir. the art shown in it absolutely top notc (imho the best Custodes image I have ever seen).
I’d just like to say thank you for this gem of a video man. Got some dental work done today so I needed a good laugh to take my mind off the pain
"Rub a cheese grater against his balls"
That sentence fukcing sent me.
Major, sir, you truly are a blessing to the arts! This work of art you had made is incredible! :D
I just realized that if the Emperor actually did have a Text To Speech device, and used the Custodians as his heralds and massagers, all this insanely could have (very easily) been avoided.
Which is why the recent development in Lore that he has always been speaking with the custodes is weird af
All Hail Doge Vandire and his army of Sororitas Feet!
Also, great artwork Majorkill :D
"Things had gotten too safe and comfortable."
This actually explains every civilizational collapse, including the one the "west" is currently going through. Good stuff.
You'll also find it's a certain group of people contributing a lot to the current collapse in the west
@@Dimitris_Half well kinda. But only the ones with little hats.
@@Dimitris_Half that's pretty sexist bro.
Vandire: doing what Horus and all of chaos couldn’t
Watching your video yesterday has motivated me to get back in shape thank you.
God damn that's the best Battlemace 40M artwork I've ever seen!
Last time I was this early Hawk boy was still sane
Nice fan art, but currently that which i want the most is an aluminum print of two things. The Stormcast eternals by Paul Dainton and the Cover from Deliverance lost by Neil Roberts. My life would be complete!
Well, since the political system of the Imperium is a shit semi-feudal Imperial dystopia, it's natural that shit would happen due to the state itself. It adds some believability and a bit realism to the otherwise over the top unrealistic universe.
Cool Shit! Do a video on how traitor Astartes are made!
if people had called it Reign In Blood instead of Reign of Blood, it would have been way cooler. Also: Khorne likes SLAYER
Yeah I'm not a big fan of chaos either. It's cool and all, but i've never felt that everyone falling to chaos stands up to much scrutiny. Much more realistic that someone would seek power like this guy did, within the structure of the imperium. Being a part of chaos so clearly sucks, and it's not like that was unknown when all the primarchs etc started falling.
Rewatching this and i just think its so cool that like the youtuber from my fandom is creating unique bespoke pieces of top tier art!
:D
9:06 That wouldn't have happened if Doge Van Dyre had sent some Eversors.
Weren't the assasins during this period not in a civil war?
@@vassily-labroslabrakos2263 The Assassins War happened between the War of the Beast and the Age of Apostasy. At its end the Ordo Assassinorum was established and the High Lords were given more strict control over the Assassin clades.
Great video as always 👍. I hope you do more videos on the stuff that happened between 30k and 40k like this.
Doge Vandire, clearely the evilest name in the gallaxy
You make the funniest Heated Disagreement Boomerang 40,001 videos. Keep up the good work
I have a question it’s random, but why can’t the emperor make like an entire army of promarchs he seemed to have no trouble making all the primarchs he has now so why stop why not constantly pump them out and be op af
He had to make a deal with chaos to make the primarchs, and then reneged on his end of the deal, which is why chaos flung them across the galaxy. Needless to say, thats not happening again. Also given how big a pain in the ass the half that turned traitor have been, can you imagine how awful it'd be if primarchs were made like astartes?
@@ozzymand1as Also Y'know, production overhead. Primarchs don't come cheap...part of the reason every space marine isn't a Custodes. Too many engineering and labor hours to pump them out assembly line style like they can Astartes...
@@ozzymand1as then thats goign to be a War Of The Heavens Part 2 but low budget
Goge Vandire. An absolute evil. He even once ordered to execute every ginger on a planet. I am not kidding here.
*Tzeentch looking at age of apos*
Tzeentch: Write that down! Write that down!
Your method for purchase is so ghetto. I love it. If it was anyone else, I'd think "thats a fucking scam" but not with you.
cheese grater! That sentence was the best part of an already great video.
Say what you want. Vandire was fucking Sisters of Battle every day. Man was a chad.
I hope, truly sincerely hope that the Emperor said "bitch"
Is it just me is is the picture with the emporer with the sword and the skull with red eyes rly terrifying like it's looking into my soul and burned into the back of my eyes
8:25 You can bet I'd be tearing that up too!
I think you will find it is Doge Vandire.
You have committed the ultimate heresy! Not only have you turned your back on the Emperor, and stepped from His light, you have profaned His name, and almost destroyed everything He has striven to build! You have perverted and twisted the path He has laid out for Mankind to tread! As your own decrees have stated, there can be no mercy for such a criminal! I renounce your lordship! You walk in the darkness, and cannot be allowed to live. Your sentence is long overdue, and now it is time for you to die!
I don't have time to die, I'M TOO BUSY!
[Sisterly stabbing]
I turned this video on and my daughter got scared by your face. Thanks Major Kill. I love your stuff.
Love ur stuff Mr. Major Kill!
11:10 That Custodes' name was Kitten, by the way, and he didn't really convince Alicia of anything because she got all hot and bothered seeing the Emperor on his throne. From there, she pretty readily agreed to kill Goge Vandire.
that print is sick
'Half the demigods sworn to protect you are now sucking off the demons of hell..." Looking at you Fulgrim!
The spiritual stuff of the ecclesiarchy is arguably is what gives the receptive presence the Emporer has in the warp. Each prayer actually has an effect on the presence due to the collective unconcious acknowledgement of his power.
Man, can we quit it with this fanfic ?
I'm convinced majorkill's "homework" folder is labeled "Hectic"
A civilwar so bad that the Captain-General of the Custodies had to get involved.
The cheeky sales pitch and IP avoidance measures in the beginning had me rolling
Gone Vandire, war crime MVP
Frekkin love this channel
Underrated 40k movie material.
The only place I come to get my 40k lore is right here. Thanks for keeping me awake late at night fucker.
That canvas...but paycheck.....but the art.....I'll get paid another time.
This is one of the only times for humanity fought on chaos corrupted it's like BattleTech except without the
Majorkill has enough nonverbal communication to grant him a job at Khemri TV
I keep hearing him say "cows". Had to open the captions just to learn he's saying chaos ahahahhaha
what, no mention of his last words being "Fuck off, I'm too busy to die!"
Worst than the horus heresy. There's that prison colony education
That canvas is dope AF
Henti.....sounds like slaanesh invaded Australia. Where did I put that exterminatus button at?
“Bitch, just listen to the Custodies. Do you know how difficult it is for me to communicate with people as a fucking skeletal battery? Go kill Goge and fuck off.”
I now officially believe that this is exactly what he said the sisters of battle.
Nice conflict stabber 20k vid.
Love your stuff. Any more info on sabastian Thor?
The Imperium hurt itself in its confusion!
personally im a fan of "BattleBludgeon" for a nice, copyright-safe name
The Virgin Goge vs the Chad Seb