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Hey major, I'm a huge fan who watches every video within an hour of release. Your hilarious take on my favorite world to escape into honestly keeps me going day to day. I also do some RUclips content myself, MMA news ect... and was wondering about something. How would you, as one who treads the path of the swole, feel about a charity MMA match? For the content and the Blood God fam.
deathwatch commander after seeing xenos that are being tolerated by the imperium: this is heresy we must purge these xenos and hunt down everyone who had helped them, recruited them, trade with them, and fucked them. we will bring rogue traders and planets who had trade with them to justice, kill the inquisitors who had helped the eldar, bring cawl those who fought in cadia and the blood angles to justice for teaming up necrons, the dark angels for keeping the watchers, we bring armageddon to justice for making a truce for the orks, planets who hired the kroot, the navigator house for eldar hospitality, the inquisitors for being friends with the tau, parts of the imperiums for teaming up with the tau, guillamn and kitten for fucking eldar and tau. Deathwatch launches a crusade.........
Its a genuinely funny concept imagining a Mechanicus tech priest, completely baffled, as they watch a literal big monkey throw scraps together to make a plasma based explosive device in a couple of hours, without any use of rituals or care for the machine spirit.
@@Ecthelion842 Imperative: We must discover the means to replicate this relic! Observation: It is LITERALLY a masticated unit of xanthan gum and sucrose, a rubber restraint, and a small aluminum parchment binder. Query: HOW IN THE NAME OF THE OMNISSIAH!?
@@SpiritoftheWolf28232 then the tech priest realizes that the monkey has swapped out and upgraded his omnisian axe so that it now strips all the electrons from whatever it cuts through
Imagine being one of those pre-heresy marines unfrozen for the battle of cadia. None of them have much of a concept for deamons, you don't recognize the imperial army or -any- of the seemingly millions of astartes chapters. The enemy side includes bizzare parodies of space marines as their spearhead and they're all screaming shit like "Death to the corpse worshippers!" The 40k version of "I don't know where I am or what is happening, all I know is I must kill" right there
“Tell me why you can’t replicate this grav-gun tech adept?” “I can’t even begin to understand what the mechanisms truly do, not to mention the materials-“ “My Jokaero built this in a cave! With a box of scraps!” Thank you for making me remember my favorite line from Ironman
Imagine a Rogue Trader with a crew of colourful Xenos making their way across the galaxy, that’s a whole potential full of stories you could tell right there.
I mean Imperium needs certain xenos in order to exist: Dark Eldar keep Golden Throne operational, some Ork clans keep Tyranids occupied, Necron tech is pretty much only defence against Eye of Terror
@@bjornthefellhanded5655 According to one of the wiki's a Xanthite war procession of the Inquisition made it to Commorragh and struck a deal with the Haemonculi. Which makes sense cause the Haemonculi can bring dead Dark Eldar back to life. So they tend to know their obscure arcane shit.
@@chaptermasterpedrokantor1623 it would be hardcore if they went into it deeper and had a novel where the Hemonculi try to revive the Emperor for them to say that even for them trying to revive the Emperor was outside there sphere of knowledge
Just don't use the "M-word" in their presence - or even anything that sounds vaguely similar. Yes, that means: warn your "friend", Farseer Too-Dumb-Too-Live. Edit: missing word added.
@@flavortown3781 technically despite Cawl being originally male he's *ahem* acquired the memories of both men and women over the years, so now he isn't really one or the other.
I feel like Eldar/Human cooperation is kind of underrated. We're the only two species in the galaxy with controllable psykers and an actual awareness of what Chaos is and how bad it would be for all the everything if it got out of control.
Sure, but Eldar and humans are the reason chaos is a problem at all. If the universe was just necrons nids tau and even Orks, then chaos would be so weak it just wouldn't matter.
There are some instances where the eldar cooperated in combat* with the imperium, one instance off the top of my head is where an eldar Farseer assisted inquisitor Gregor eisenhorn, and was training a psyker companion of his.
Nope won’t really eldar don’t have the numbers to be useful and they keep trying to kill humans it’s a reason why the blue marines burned a eldar craft world
@@vothbetilia4862 As far as I can tell they don't really hate anyone, which is a lot different then actually giving a shit about others, they see everyone as "These guys have resources, it would be easier to trade for them, so we'll trade for them, if they refuse to trade their resources then we'll exterminate them and take the resources." They see everyone else as an obstacle, so less an thinking being and more just an object in the way, also despite technically being abhumans they see the impirium as loud, stupid, annoying, and if they realized what the squats had and that the squats were abhumans they would probably try an take everything the squats have, which would be inconvenient and annoying, so they keep everything secret from them and have the impirium think they're just a neutral xenos faction so they'll be left alone.
Fun fact: iirc, the Dark Angels marines and especially their recruits are not allowed to interfere with the watchers. As I believe it's stated that some recruits go missing when they have tried to mess with the little guys. I think it's just the recruits though. I could be wrong about this stuff.
Don’t even Chaos Demons fear the Watchers? I swear a Primarch once mentioned not fucking about with a race that experiences time as a searchable database.
Well, the other races at least have a goal. Necrons want to rule again, Tau wants to convert everyone to Communism (or whatever they’re wanting. Admittedly, I don’t know much about them), the Eldar want to thrive again and protect their worlds (again, not terribly familiar with their history), and Chaos wants to corrupt everyone. All Tyranids seem to want to do is eat everything and spread until they’re all that’s left. You can at least somewhat negotiate with the other goals. You really can’t negotiate with hunger. Haven’t you ever seen a Snickers commercial?
@@heathermillsphantomlimb9314 Tau are the opposite of Communists. They have a caste/class system that segregates everyone. They're like evangelicals but their god is jordan peterson.
@@j0hncarp that’s why I put the other bit in parentheses explaining that I don’t know much about them. All I know is “The Greater Good,” meaning (in my mind, at least) that they shrug off individuality for collectivism, which is most often a tenet of Communism. If I’m wrong, fine. It was just supposed to be a silly comment. No offense intended.
@@j0hncarp I don't know how Jordan Peterson relates to a caste system that promotes collective good over individual one when they're more similar to the Indian caste system and their princes and shiks but wth more mechs.
Actually, they would make a triple alliance to defeat the chaos or the tyranids (the alliance consist of letting the tyranids and the chaos fighting each other while they destroy the Tyranid fleet and close the chaos portal)
Bring back GRIMGOR IZ DA BEST! but in space. Ghazghull straight booting him in his little Horuses and standing over him shouting before fucking off home
@@MrMogwaiMan You read my mind but throw in. "you call that a Claw? This is real claw" And have him snip off Horus's "puny power claw" And have Makari carry it. Extra humiliation.
It's funny because that kind of happened in Warhammer Fantasy. The human's fantasy Europe spanning empire, the dwarves, the vampires and the orcs could barely defeat the hordes of Chaos demons and Chaos fantasy Vikings. Also the reborn founder of the Empire and the other races champions got their ass whipped by that world's version of Abbadon (I forget his name.) Then the Orcs champion comes and just hands fantasy Abaddon his ass, winning the war for the "good guys". Also the Orc armies ended up being the ones that ultimately routed the Chaos hordes. The best part was that in real life Games Workshop asked the fans "who would you like to win the war, the Empire or Chaos" and the fans said "the Orcs, that'd be hilarious."
I like to imagine the Imperium tolerates Jokaero on the justification that as they bear such a close resemblance to terran orangutans they must be related, likely due to orangutans being taken away from terra in the past by xenos, and thus they would share a common ancestor to humanity and not technically be xenos. The Mechanicus Genetors are aware that this is in fact a myth, as they share little genetic similarity and are more likely a result of convergent evolution, but they understand to keep quiet about this and not question the established doctrine, especially given how useful this myth is for justifying the Imperiums hypocrisy.
@@ricaroanimar6695yeah. the imperium is at least a "dark grey" when it comes to its justifications. albeit i question if morality is really a noteworthy concept anymore in a galaxy where you fight literal chaos gods and humanity is more or less imploding under its own weight. To me it looks like the purged xenos often have it better than a big chunk of the "blessed" humanity
If Jokaero are loyal to the Old One’s creation I bet there’s a band of Orks led by one by virtue of it turning their Shootas into automatic black hole guns that explode.
Ah tyranids… the ultimate lesson in friendship in 40k. Really makes you wonder, what if the tyranids exist solely to counter the chaos of 40k not by consuming all biomass then starving, but by making all the sentient races at war realize that it’s easier and smarter to work together.
I could be wrong, but I thought during the Dark Age they were rival powers in a cold war. I think there have been hints that the Emperor was around and knew Slanesh was coming, so was pushing the Human Federation to strike before it happened, but the Machine Rebellion happened.
@@Ecthelion842 Perhaps Tzeentch caused the Machine Rebellion against Mankind to cripple Humanity and ensure Slaanesh would be born thus nearly wiping out the two races most capable of fighting Chaos.
@@Ecthelion842 If only the Eldar could trap those pesky Chaos Gods. Actually the Lore implies that Khorne, Nurgle and Tzeentch were all present in the Warp during the Dark Age of Technology but the barrier between the Warp and Reality was much stronger back then than it is in the time of 40K thus they were much less known and felt in the Galaxy. The birth of Slaanesh caused the barrier between Warp and Realspace to tear open into the Eye of Terror which allows the Chaos Gods to be much more directly and strongly felt in the Galaxy now, basically it has never been better for them than now.
@@ahmedshaharyarejaz9886 okay that's where I was confused! I was under the misunderstanding that the unified eldar race at their height was capable of basically building psychic prisons that were able to contain the chaos gods, but with Slash's affinity for eldar souls and their race being reduced by I think it was over a third and then the remainder split into multiple factions, there is no way they could approach that level of power again. But I'm definitely no lore Master of Warhammer so I'm not surprised I misunderstood.
"Yeah and I guess the Captain General of the Custodes fucked the ever living shit out of Commander Shadow Sun" Kitten Screaming in a Distance: *"IT'S NOT CANON!!!"*
To be honest, Necron Human cooperation almost seems non-heretical. They aren't AI, but their closeness to Iron Men would be the risk...except Necrons cannot fall to Chaos. Necrons hate the Warp and hate Chaos...they know how to actively quell it...I'd say there's a DAMN good reason Emprah Bob has the Bad Dragon under Mars.
@@shastealyomeal Also, neither the Imperium nor the Necrons are truly a unified front. One Imperial sector might border a Necron dynasty ruled by a sane and rational lord who helps out with Tyranid and Ork incursions when things get out of hand because he wants to be left the heck alone to do his thing and they're a threat to him too, so things are pretty chill between officials on both sides. Another sector might be on the front lines of a war between the Imperium and a dynasty that's embraced the Destroyer Cult, which seeks to wipe out all life in the galaxy. Yet another Imperial sector might be nowhere near the front lines but maintain a genocidal hatred of all Necrons, simply because they're xenos.
The watchers saw how useless the dark angels were gonna be, so they guided them out of pity. Not being able to live with the bad memes the wolves would make...
I love how alliances are begrudgingly forged in 40k when it makes sense. It's so annoying when factions in media have to flight, despite being clearly better off in an alliance.
maybe if they were oppressed by stronger xenos and Imperium wiped them so the weak xeno could like run to galaxy edge? in any case it would be indirect benefiting
The watchers are probably non warp powered psychics that or they broke the fourth wall and gained a type instinctual meta knowledge hence why they seem to know everything about what going to happen or has happened
@@MrGlobbits I did say ones that haven’t been named, so no names to give. During the great crusade the imperium had was was called the protectorate system. Xenos races that didn’t pose a threat to humanity where taken under imperial protection. I believe the system still exists in 40k.
At least two were named, the Saharduin (so long as they stick to their ocean worlds) and the Laer. Well, the Laet were considered for a protectorate but Fulgrim vetoed that.
They've made enough I think but they don't give them all models or books or anything, the Nicassar barely seem to exist in terms of material for example.
Seriously that is the biggest gripe I have with the tau. Most of it seems to only be the kroot or Vespucci as their allies. I get that those guys are meant to balance out the tau's ineffectiveness in close combat but more diversity would be nice.
I want more Xenos factions besides the Tau, Eldar etc because let's be honest 40k Xenos factions are lacking diversity More factions means more things to shoot
it makes sense that the imperium would ally with xenos when needed. The galaxy is too big for humans to habit or control everything so they need help in order to keep control. Especially when it comes to chaos or the nids. But it's clear that for the most part it's a case by case basis to which groups with each of the factions that they will side with.
was surprised to see the Orcs and Necrons on this list. The grim darkness of the far future seems a bit more cooperative today. The human empire also makes sure to recover and return any eldar soulstones they find in battle don't they?
Friendly Xenos.... Majorkill I always thought you were one of the good ones and did not fall for these xenophile heretics.... well I will bring some beer and chips to your execution.
who wouldn't want to employ dinosaur herding bird men...well astartes and necrons apparently (custodes sometimes take knarlocs in for training and such)
I'm surprised at how often multiple factions have work together, and I expect them all to come together to eventually fight against the coming tyranid horde considering how it's already been explained that the massive fleets that they're having to fight against are just Scout groups and each faction INDIVIDUALLY is already struggling with those.
Watching you orchestrate your very own orchestra in the intro as your side gig is amazing, so talented. Haha love your vids dude, keep it up, always entertains. 😆
I'm just now finding out you show yourself in videos. I've always downloaded your videos to listen to while I work. Probably the most enjoyable wk40k youtuber to listen to
I have always wondered if the imperium had handled the tau better. Could a truce have been made. Or a ally. Nothing in tau lore states they are malevolent or power hungry just expanding when needed. Also usually killing other xeno.
They don't usually kill other xenos except fot the Orks and Tyranids and Dark Eldar. On the Lexicanum and the other Warhammer 40k wiki the Tau allied with or conquered and teamed up with at least several other xeno species including many humans, the Kroot, the wasp like Vespid, the pyschic bear moles the Nicassar, the stone dwarf like Demiurg, the blob like Golg and a species of basically super intelligent sentient shrimp (name escapes me) that are great at making and engineering small machines. If the Tau can't willingly team up with a species, they'll mind control and/or biologically change a species until they're a species willing to join the Greater Good under the Tau's leadership. However yeah I agree.
The Jokaero are very volatile too. You can't just ask one to make you a super weapon. A Jokaero is just as likely to spend six months doing nothing and then making an anti-gravity unobtanium fueled banana pealer as a plasma ring.
A pair of Orks, a Jokero, a Techpriest, an Inquisitor, and a Sion break out of a cell in Commorragh. They realize that they have zero chance of actually escaping, so they just run around causing all the havoc they can.
I wouldnt describe the curre t Human Tau relationship as a "Coldwar" That was to prevent mutual annihilation... It's closer to the Imperium saying "We are currently busy.. we will curb stomp American History X style.... but when we arent so busy"
Tyranids are the most pro-frienship faction in warhammer 40k. Whenever they enter into play, the other races are very likely to try the power of frienship, even if it is for a short time 😂
Meanwhile in the Great Work there was a a xeno species that the Imperium tolerated to extinction. Turned over they could grind them up to extent human life. So despite being under Imperial protection they got a slow, horrifying exterminatus.
A Khornate berserker, a Imperial Guardsman, a T’au mech, a Necron lord, an Eldar person, a Drukhari fetish monster, a Harlequin, a Kroot, an Ork, a Slaaneshi Daemonette, a Nurglite plague marine, a Tzeentchian thing, a Space Marine, a Sister of Battle, a virus-bomb-thirsty Inquisitor, a Farsight Enclave Gue’vesa, Matt Ward, a Skitarii, a Titan Princeps, a Tech Priest/Priestess, and a Sons of Malice marine walk into a bar…
Waiting for a day wherein Majorkill starts narrating an entire book's plot with his 20 min Aussie synopsis As long as books are published, Majorkill has content
Iyanden has open, public diplomatic relations with the Imperium right there in front of everyone instead of secret meetings. And even sometimes has Imperial diplomats living with Eldar families on their Craftworld. If I remember correctly, they had an Inquisition enclave in Iyanden as well prior to the Tyranids fucking everything up. Autonomous elements such as Space Marines cannot be prevented from attacking anyway, though.
Remember kids, just because it looks like an Orangutan doesn't mean it can't turn your vibrator into a death star
God damn I give great words of Wisdom
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What of you already have a death star that looks like a vibrator?
UNF *happy up coming birthday majorkill, can't wait for the new bday vid.*
Hey major, I'm a huge fan who watches every video within an hour of release. Your hilarious take on my favorite world to escape into honestly keeps me going day to day. I also do some RUclips content myself, MMA news ect... and was wondering about something. How would you, as one who treads the path of the swole, feel about a charity MMA match? For the content and the Blood God fam.
deathwatch commander after seeing xenos that are being tolerated by the imperium: this is heresy we must purge these xenos and hunt down everyone who had helped them, recruited them, trade with them, and fucked them. we will bring rogue traders and planets who had trade with them to justice, kill the inquisitors who had helped the eldar, bring cawl those who fought in cadia and the blood angles to justice for teaming up necrons, the dark angels for keeping the watchers, we bring armageddon to justice for making a truce for the orks, planets who hired the kroot, the navigator house for eldar hospitality, the inquisitors for being friends with the tau, parts of the imperiums for teaming up with the tau, guillamn and kitten for fucking eldar and tau. Deathwatch launches a crusade.........
Can you make a speculation how warhammer 40k will end if not alteast punch Timmy thank you
Navigator house belecarius: “y-you saved me, why?”
Ulthwe: “mmm mon’keigh”
"mmm... Monkey"
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Dial M, for Mon’Keigh.
hehehehe
Its a genuinely funny concept imagining a Mechanicus tech priest, completely baffled, as they watch a literal big monkey throw scraps together to make a plasma based explosive device in a couple of hours, without any use of rituals or care for the machine spirit.
=screechy robo voice= I'd call it technoheresy, but omnissiah damn if it doesn't kill a heretek good.
You forgot about the suspicious oil stain below the tech priest's waist when he realizes how potent the device is
@@Ecthelion842 Imperative: We must discover the means to replicate this relic!
Observation: It is LITERALLY a masticated unit of xanthan gum and sucrose, a rubber restraint, and a small aluminum parchment binder.
Query: HOW IN THE NAME OF THE OMNISSIAH!?
@@SpiritoftheWolf28232 then the tech priest realizes that the monkey has swapped out and upgraded his omnisian axe so that it now strips all the electrons from whatever it cuts through
@@Ecthelion842 Ah. I now understand. The only way to truly praise the Omnissiah is not only to reject fleshly humanity, but to return to robo-monkeh.
I love how humanity just saw the Joakero and just said "mmmmh.... Monke"
Is that how Eldar see humans?
@@alberttrita5858 Now we are asking the right questions!
@@alberttrita5858 yes
Forget tradition embrace monkey
@@magnusthered4973 _Nerd moment_
Which Xenos does the Imperium Tolerate?
If Tyranids turn up, literally anyone
Thats what I got from the last part lmao, them or chaos
Enemy of enemy is problem for later, but now they can be usefull.
The Daemons would go crazy against Tyranids
Except for dark eldar and orks for me
Imagine being one of those pre-heresy marines unfrozen for the battle of cadia. None of them have much of a concept for deamons, you don't recognize the imperial army or -any- of the seemingly millions of astartes chapters. The enemy side includes bizzare parodies of space marines as their spearhead and they're all screaming shit like "Death to the corpse worshippers!"
The 40k version of "I don't know where I am or what is happening, all I know is I must kill" right there
Trazyn spent a lot of money on those collectibles.
It’d be even funnier if you were a loyalist who was part of a pre-heresy traitor legion.
@@501ststormtrooper9 youd be like eh bro wtf are u doing
@@sapphiredawn4321 “Oh, hey there, Demetrius, what’s going on?”
*Unsettling tentacle noises*
“Demetrius?”
What?
I can hear Captain General Kitten yelling "THAT IS *NOT* CANON" from here
"It's not fucking canon."
It is now
Came here for this comment.
A sad state we are in...
However much he may claim, we all know it's definitely canon
3:40
*Arrives on forge world
*Builds one of the greatest knights to ever exist
*Refuses to elaborate
*Leaves
The chad monke
#Sigmagrindset make one of the greatest knights for these pussies
So true
“Tell me why you can’t replicate this grav-gun tech adept?” “I can’t even begin to understand what the mechanisms truly do, not to mention the materials-“ “My Jokaero built this in a cave! With a box of scraps!”
Thank you for making me remember my favorite line from Ironman
My apologies, but we are not the Jokaero.
@@relicvault1515 Prefect Response.
Imagine a Rogue Trader with a crew of colourful Xenos making their way across the galaxy, that’s a whole potential full of stories you could tell right there.
I'd read the hell out of that
Not ‘grim dark’ enough
I’m being sarcastic for all the mentals that can’t tell
@Velstadt Hekkleson bruh I was being sarcastic
@Velstadt Hekkleson Obivious joke was obvious
BURN THE HERETIC !!!
I mean Imperium needs certain xenos in order to exist: Dark Eldar keep Golden Throne operational, some Ork clans keep Tyranids occupied, Necron tech is pretty much only defence against Eye of Terror
And the Lord Commander is butt banging a pointy eared witch 😂
Dark Eldar keeping the Golden Throne Operational? You’re sure they are Dark Eldar and not Normie Eldar?
@@bjornthefellhanded5655 i am certain that in some novel it were Dark Eldar
@@bjornthefellhanded5655 According to one of the wiki's a Xanthite war procession of the Inquisition made it to Commorragh and struck a deal with the Haemonculi. Which makes sense cause the Haemonculi can bring dead Dark Eldar back to life. So they tend to know their obscure arcane shit.
@@chaptermasterpedrokantor1623 it would be hardcore if they went into it deeper and had a novel where the Hemonculi try to revive the Emperor for them to say that even for them trying to revive the Emperor was outside there sphere of knowledge
"you never know what you're gonna get with these primates"
nah bro i know i'm getting a prime mate to hang around with
Magnus and gulliman talking about the eldar, m30 colorized
The Jokaero also don't need to travel through the Warp, since they know the secrets of L-space.
And you can own it too for the low-low price of all the gold in the realm.
Ook!
Just don't use the "M-word" in their presence - or even anything that sounds vaguely similar. Yes, that means: warn your "friend", Farseer Too-Dumb-Too-Live.
Edit: missing word added.
L-space?
Greetings!
Discword refrence!
I love it!
9:18 I imagine it’ll be awkward if Guilliman and Yvraine are hosting a party and Cawl brings Trazyn as a +1.
I've always headcannoned cawl as being formerly female
and then Trazyn pulls Creed out of his pocket along with the Fulgrim clone
Like an awkward meeting to discuss battle plans?
@@flavortown3781 technically despite Cawl being originally male he's *ahem* acquired the memories of both men and women over the years, so now he isn't really one or the other.
@Gudam diddler Cawl is Machine. Feeble flesh and it's primitive thoughts are of no concern.
As long as the Emperor gets his Eldar booty, he chill.
He's still waiting for Russ to rescue Isha to sit on his golden throne.
Tau booty is also pretty good!
They just stream Eldar cam girls to his eyes all day. Its the only thing keeping him in the mortal realm
I think he’s more of an Eldar titty man
@@deadlyydude5522 booba > ass although ass is still awesome
I feel like Eldar/Human cooperation is kind of underrated. We're the only two species in the galaxy with controllable psykers and an actual awareness of what Chaos is and how bad it would be for all the everything if it got out of control.
Until the squats came back finally and they'll probably follow the dwarves hate elf's trope.
Sure, but Eldar and humans are the reason chaos is a problem at all. If the universe was just necrons nids tau and even Orks, then chaos would be so weak it just wouldn't matter.
There are some instances where the eldar cooperated in combat* with the imperium, one instance off the top of my head is where an eldar Farseer assisted inquisitor Gregor eisenhorn, and was training a psyker companion of his.
Nope won’t really eldar don’t have the numbers to be useful and they keep trying to kill humans it’s a reason why the blue marines burned a eldar craft world
@@vothbetilia4862 As far as I can tell they don't really hate anyone, which is a lot different then actually giving a shit about others, they see everyone as "These guys have resources, it would be easier to trade for them, so we'll trade for them, if they refuse to trade their resources then we'll exterminate them and take the resources."
They see everyone else as an obstacle, so less an thinking being and more just an object in the way, also despite technically being abhumans they see the impirium as loud, stupid, annoying, and if they realized what the squats had and that the squats were abhumans they would probably try an take everything the squats have, which would be inconvenient and annoying, so they keep everything secret from them and have the impirium think they're just a neutral xenos faction so they'll be left alone.
Fun fact: iirc, the Dark Angels marines and especially their recruits are not allowed to interfere with the watchers. As I believe it's stated that some recruits go missing when they have tried to mess with the little guys.
I think it's just the recruits though. I could be wrong about this stuff.
I believe it's everyone. But the recruits doesn't know, so they are informed
Because the demon jawas will ... Make CUTHULU happen to you.
Don’t even Chaos Demons fear the Watchers? I swear a Primarch once mentioned not fucking about with a race that experiences time as a searchable database.
@@FercPolo THEY HAVE YOUR ENTIRE INTERNET HISTORY, PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE 😨
@@JeanLucCaptain oh fuck
I love how everyone collectively realizes that the tyrannids are the worst of all the factions in 40k
Not the worst, but definitely the most dangerous.
Well, the other races at least have a goal. Necrons want to rule again, Tau wants to convert everyone to Communism (or whatever they’re wanting. Admittedly, I don’t know much about them), the Eldar want to thrive again and protect their worlds (again, not terribly familiar with their history), and Chaos wants to corrupt everyone. All Tyranids seem to want to do is eat everything and spread until they’re all that’s left. You can at least somewhat negotiate with the other goals. You really can’t negotiate with hunger. Haven’t you ever seen a Snickers commercial?
@@heathermillsphantomlimb9314 Tau are the opposite of Communists. They have a caste/class system that segregates everyone. They're like evangelicals but their god is jordan peterson.
@@j0hncarp that’s why I put the other bit in parentheses explaining that I don’t know much about them. All I know is “The Greater Good,” meaning (in my mind, at least) that they shrug off individuality for collectivism, which is most often a tenet of Communism. If I’m wrong, fine. It was just supposed to be a silly comment. No offense intended.
@@j0hncarp I don't know how Jordan Peterson relates to a caste system that promotes collective good over individual one when they're more similar to the Indian caste system and their princes and shiks but wth more mechs.
And the end, in the background : "IT IS NOT CANON!"
Haha I was just thinking that.
Every time someone ships him and shadowsun he screams slightly louder
Yes it is canon!
"NOT FUCKING CANON!"
- Captain-General of the Adeptus Custodes. M42.
-Any two humanoids are fighting
-Chaos or Tyranids show up
-the humanoids both agree to kill the nids and daemons
- true 40k friendship
Actually, they would make a triple alliance to defeat the chaos or the tyranids (the alliance consist of letting the tyranids and the chaos fighting each other while they destroy the Tyranid fleet and close the chaos portal)
I like the idea of ghazghull stomping abaddon into the ground and humiliate him.
Bring back GRIMGOR IZ DA BEST! but in space. Ghazghull straight booting him in his little Horuses and standing over him shouting before fucking off home
@@MrMogwaiMan You read my mind but throw in. "you call that a Claw? This is real claw" And have him snip off Horus's "puny power claw" And have Makari carry it. Extra humiliation.
"You beast I am the leader of chaos"
*Ghazghull tossing around Abaddon*
"PUNNY KAOS"
It's funny because that kind of happened in Warhammer Fantasy.
The human's fantasy Europe spanning empire, the dwarves, the vampires and the orcs could barely defeat the hordes of Chaos demons and Chaos fantasy Vikings. Also the reborn founder of the Empire and the other races champions got their ass whipped by that world's version of Abbadon (I forget his name.)
Then the Orcs champion comes and just hands fantasy Abaddon his ass, winning the war for the "good guys". Also the Orc armies ended up being the ones that ultimately routed the Chaos hordes.
The best part was that in real life Games Workshop asked the fans "who would you like to win the war, the Empire or Chaos" and the fans said "the Orcs, that'd be hilarious."
After the many embarrassing failures abaddon has had, he definitely deserves to get his shit rocked into the next dimension by Ghazgul
I like to imagine the Imperium tolerates Jokaero on the justification that as they bear such a close resemblance to terran orangutans they must be related, likely due to orangutans being taken away from terra in the past by xenos, and thus they would share a common ancestor to humanity and not technically be xenos. The Mechanicus Genetors are aware that this is in fact a myth, as they share little genetic similarity and are more likely a result of convergent evolution, but they understand to keep quiet about this and not question the established doctrine, especially given how useful this myth is for justifying the Imperiums hypocrisy.
Imperium's hypocrisy? They are just anti anything that attacks them, and pro whatever aids them.
That's not hypocrisy, that's pragmatism and justice.
@@Briselanceeah no that's just not the empire though.
It's called purge the xenos burn the heretic for a reason
@@ricaroanimar6695yeah. the imperium is at least a "dark grey" when it comes to its justifications.
albeit i question if morality is really a noteworthy concept anymore in a galaxy where you fight literal chaos gods and humanity is more or less imploding under its own weight. To me it looks like the purged xenos often have it better than a big chunk of the "blessed" humanity
If Jokaero are loyal to the Old One’s creation I bet there’s a band of Orks led by one by virtue of it turning their Shootas into automatic black hole guns that explode.
Where chaos dwarf do or don't video
Ah tyranids… the ultimate lesson in friendship in 40k. Really makes you wonder, what if the tyranids exist solely to counter the chaos of 40k not by consuming all biomass then starving, but by making all the sentient races at war realize that it’s easier and smarter to work together.
I guess the Eldar is the Mankind's oldest ally even during the Dark Age of Technology
I could be wrong, but I thought during the Dark Age they were rival powers in a cold war. I think there have been hints that the Emperor was around and knew Slanesh was coming, so was pushing the Human Federation to strike before it happened, but the Machine Rebellion happened.
@@Ecthelion842 Perhaps Tzeentch caused the Machine Rebellion against Mankind to cripple Humanity and ensure Slaanesh would be born thus nearly wiping out the two races most capable of fighting Chaos.
@@ahmedshaharyarejaz9886 again, I could be totally wrong, but I thought the eldar had the chaos gods trapped in a psychic prison
@@Ecthelion842 If only the Eldar could trap those pesky Chaos Gods. Actually the Lore implies that Khorne, Nurgle and Tzeentch were all present in the Warp during the Dark Age of Technology but the barrier between the Warp and Reality was much stronger back then than it is in the time of 40K thus they were much less known and felt in the Galaxy. The birth of Slaanesh caused the barrier between Warp and Realspace to tear open into the Eye of Terror which allows the Chaos Gods to be much more directly and strongly felt in the Galaxy now, basically it has never been better for them than now.
@@ahmedshaharyarejaz9886 okay that's where I was confused! I was under the misunderstanding that the unified eldar race at their height was capable of basically building psychic prisons that were able to contain the chaos gods, but with Slash's affinity for eldar souls and their race being reduced by I think it was over a third and then the remainder split into multiple factions, there is no way they could approach that level of power again.
But I'm definitely no lore Master of Warhammer so I'm not surprised I misunderstood.
"Yeah and I guess the Captain General of the Custodes fucked the ever living shit out of Commander Shadow Sun"
Kitten Screaming in a Distance: *"IT'S NOT CANON!!!"*
This is based in something in the lore?
@@heitorpedrodegodoi5646 No, but a beloved series by Bruva Alfabusa that has to be paused.
_If The Emperor Had A Text-To-Speech Device._
To be honest, Necron Human cooperation almost seems non-heretical. They aren't AI, but their closeness to Iron Men would be the risk...except Necrons cannot fall to Chaos.
Necrons hate the Warp and hate Chaos...they know how to actively quell it...I'd say there's a DAMN good reason Emprah Bob has the Bad Dragon under Mars.
Necrons and the imperium linked up?
@@shastealyomeal out of necessisity. they're not on pal terms either.
@@efaristi9737 alright
@@shastealyomeal Also, neither the Imperium nor the Necrons are truly a unified front. One Imperial sector might border a Necron dynasty ruled by a sane and rational lord who helps out with Tyranid and Ork incursions when things get out of hand because he wants to be left the heck alone to do his thing and they're a threat to him too, so things are pretty chill between officials on both sides. Another sector might be on the front lines of a war between the Imperium and a dynasty that's embraced the Destroyer Cult, which seeks to wipe out all life in the galaxy. Yet another Imperial sector might be nowhere near the front lines but maintain a genocidal hatred of all Necrons, simply because they're xenos.
The iron men never got effected by chaos though, they rebelled of their own free will if i'm remembering this right
The watchers saw how useless the dark angels were gonna be, so they guided them out of pity. Not being able to live with the bad memes the wolves would make...
The lion still knocked out Leman Russ though...
Lmao wait why are they useless?
@@Gyallarhorn1 tshh because leman realised how dumb the fight was and started to laugh!
@@blorb2120 Still lost though.
Good thing Rowboat is making Xenos more accepted in the Imperium, especially the Eldar.
that seems weird for an imperial
@@oliviab5171 well, he has a very... special relationship with Yvraine.
@@oliviab5171 finna be honest the Big G probably doesn’t give a shit about xenos if they’re friendly
@@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 never been stated in anyway
@@Bornst3ll3r OR IS IT? (dramatic music)
Love how simple he makes warhammer
No not Warhammer, BATTLE MACE 40M
Makes it very accessible and entertaining
@@lord_inquisitor_flietch Don't forget the Henta-
It would be really nice if the Imperium, Eldar, Tau and even some fraction of Orks and Necrons form a close alliance.
No Tau, there are other xeno empire In lore that at more powerful and will be more useful for an alliance
@@ekulerudamuru Can you Named them?
Personally I could see an Eldar/Human/Necron/Tau aliance. And I think the Silent King is working towards that goal.
The Imperium has worked with the Tau before so there's a chance something might happen
Against the tyranids?
I love how alliances are begrudgingly forged in 40k when it makes sense. It's so annoying when factions in media have to flight, despite being clearly better off in an alliance.
Timmy is gonna get exterminatused. He appears to look like some sort of offshoot Gretchen spawn.
Either that or he's a genestealer
DEATH TO THE HERETIC!
I actually curious if there were any aliens that benefited from meeting the Imperium.
Well perhaps in the sense they learned the scientific effects of a bolter round to the cranium.
The Tau maybe
maybe if they were oppressed by stronger xenos and Imperium wiped them so the weak xeno could like run to galaxy edge? in any case it would be indirect benefiting
i remember in dow 2 where the Inquisitor offered captain bloodflag a bunch of Imperial guard Regiments to fight as payment for helping her
Orks seem to have no regrets there.
The watchers are probably non warp powered psychics that or they broke the fourth wall and gained a type instinctual meta knowledge hence why they seem to know everything about what going to happen or has happened
Which Xenos does the Imperium Tolerate?
Well this should be a fairly quick video.
Actually quite a few that haven’t been officially named by GW.
@@hummerskickass Which ones?
@@MrGlobbits I did say ones that haven’t been named, so no names to give. During the great crusade the imperium had was was called the protectorate system. Xenos races that didn’t pose a threat to humanity where taken under imperial protection. I believe the system still exists in 40k.
At least two were named, the Saharduin (so long as they stick to their ocean worlds) and the Laer. Well, the Laet were considered for a protectorate but Fulgrim vetoed that.
@@hummerskickass
weren't those xeno's just genocided due to the "hur dur, kill all xeno!"
I kinda wish the Squats would make their comeback. Miss those little fellas.
It would be nice to have a new army.
Their retconning goes to the Space Book of Grudges!
@@rexlumontad5644 the only book in existence longer than the imperial law codes
@@rexlumontad5644 the White Scars do have a “Scroll of Vengeance”
ruclips.net/video/usJRU4djnrE/видео.html perhaps they will
Last time I was this early Horus still had hair
Yes
It is embarrassing that the GW does not make more Xeno allies for the Tau ;p
They've made enough I think but they don't give them all models or books or anything, the Nicassar barely seem to exist in terms of material for example.
It would be for the greater good...
Fr
Seriously that is the biggest gripe I have with the tau. Most of it seems to only be the kroot or Vespucci as their allies. I get that those guys are meant to balance out the tau's ineffectiveness in close combat but more diversity would be nice.
I want more Xenos factions besides the Tau, Eldar etc because let's be honest 40k Xenos factions are lacking diversity
More factions means more things to shoot
Really nice to know Warhammer40K has more Xenos in it than I thought, some of them more good looking than I suspected too!
Everytime he says gal singular I giggle and then read the names of most commenters and I get it's not just a joke. xD
Found the gal!
@@aureliusrex7827 Haha not necessarily, Olivia could be like me, a guy watching on his wife/girlfriends account for simplicity.
@@aureliusrex7827 there are no women on the internet just dudes and dudes pretending to be women.
Damn we found it. The gal.
@@viktordickinson7844 Yes.
Alright. Where do we put her.
We can't forget the most widely sanctioned Xeno in all of the Imperium. One that is practically widespread as humans themselves: the humble Grox.
Nobody:
Kitten after watching this video: "ITS NOT FUCKING CANNON!"
Majorkill and Baldemort uploaded at pretty much the same time. I chose you majorkill, that should be a high honor. Baldemorts a legend
“He who allows the alien to live, shares in the crime of its existence.” Like holy fuck, how did I miss this quote?
9:30 it definitely helped that the humans thought Trazyn and his army were just really shiny space marines
Custodian I choose you.
Kitten: Trayzn I am not a collectible.
Trayzn: shut up I want this world saved.
it makes sense that the imperium would ally with xenos when needed. The galaxy is too big for humans to habit or control everything so they need help in order to keep control. Especially when it comes to chaos or the nids. But it's clear that for the most part it's a case by case basis to which groups with each of the factions that they will side with.
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend"
No, they are myenemy for later.
Damn, realising I'm 25 and not nearly as much of a chad as Major is.
24 and i had the same feeling
Cries in 29
21 and I’m in the same boat with you
23 and I could never chad as hard as he chads
Wether you've got a dad bod or are a beefcake, Majorkill's got a high five and respect for ya, because he's no chad...
Majorkill is a Bro.
I love how I just got done with the adeptus ridicules podcast and immediately get the Aussie version summed up
was surprised to see the Orcs and Necrons on this list. The grim darkness of the far future seems a bit more cooperative today.
The human empire also makes sure to recover and return any eldar soulstones they find in battle don't they?
Friendly Xenos.... Majorkill I always thought you were one of the good ones and did not fall for these xenophile heretics.... well I will bring some beer and chips to your execution.
Don't worry he only talked about the legalized Xenos the imperium permits to exist
So another time
From reading some of the latest 40k novels, Dark Eldar seem to be accepted as business partners :D
Major out here rocking the Betsy Ross. May the Aussies be inspired by the sound of freedom considering recent 40k inspired events in Aussie-land
Yup, I wouldnt be shocked if they had a revolution soon.
who wouldn't want to employ dinosaur herding bird men...well astartes and necrons apparently (custodes sometimes take knarlocs in for training and such)
So everyone teams up with the imperium when tyranids are involved.
9:45
Fun fact: the inquisition wanted to tear down that statue, but Trazyn stole it before they could
Common Trazyn W
Hey Big Major,maybe an idea would be that when you have smaller top tiers you should show in the thumbnail like half of them.
Every race in the warhammer 40K universe: Wait... why are we fighting again?
You should make a video about what each loyalist legion is up to, not the primarchs but what they’re legions are doing now.
I love this video as someone who is new to 40k this is the stuff I love to learn...thx for the video dork
I'm surprised at how often multiple factions have work together, and I expect them all to come together to eventually fight against the coming tyranid horde considering how it's already been explained that the massive fleets that they're having to fight against are just Scout groups and each faction INDIVIDUALLY is already struggling with those.
That is not only not cannon, but all but completely debunked
@@titaniumwolf1123 so there's no Galaxy devouring tyranid Fleet on its way?
@@titaniumwolf1123 😢
“Age of oppression and death” sounds like Australia rn
We have the same birthday mate! I'll be there for the stream. As always solid video. Keep up the great work
Same haha
The most threatening thing about the Tyranids is how easily they get other factions to work together.
Watching you orchestrate your very own orchestra in the intro as your side gig is amazing, so talented. Haha love your vids dude, keep it up, always entertains. 😆
I'm just now finding out you show yourself in videos. I've always downloaded your videos to listen to while I work. Probably the most enjoyable wk40k youtuber to listen to
Whenever I hear Custodes, cooperation and T'au mentioned in the same sentence I can hear a very distant "Not canon!"
I have always wondered if the imperium had handled the tau better. Could a truce have been made. Or a ally. Nothing in tau lore states they are malevolent or power hungry just expanding when needed. Also usually killing other xeno.
They don't usually kill other xenos except fot the Orks and Tyranids and Dark Eldar.
On the Lexicanum and the other Warhammer 40k wiki the Tau allied with or conquered and teamed up with at least several other xeno species including many humans, the Kroot, the wasp like Vespid, the pyschic bear moles the Nicassar, the stone dwarf like Demiurg, the blob like Golg and a species of basically super intelligent sentient shrimp (name escapes me) that are great at making and engineering small machines. If the Tau can't willingly team up with a species, they'll mind control and/or biologically change a species until they're a species willing to join the Greater Good under the Tau's leadership.
However yeah I agree.
Just catching up on the videos I've missed. This was a really interesting one. Thanks dude.
The Jokaero are very volatile too. You can't just ask one to make you a super weapon.
A Jokaero is just as likely to spend six months doing nothing and then making an anti-gravity unobtanium fueled banana pealer as a plasma ring.
I'm glad that the crack down on rogue warhammer content hasn't dampened your dedication. Keep fighting the good fight!
More episodes like this!!! ❤️ Maybe you can talk more about some not so known xenos races.
"And sometimes they'll modify a ring to make it fire mini nukes". Hilarious
(10:31)
Kitten: “IT’S NOT FUCKING CANON!”
*Captain General Kitten:* “THAT’S NOT *CANON!!!!”*
I want a warhammer novel like a ragtag group of human and xeno prisoners with a suicide squad story.
A pair of Orks, a Jokero, a Techpriest, an Inquisitor, and a Sion break out of a cell in Commorragh. They realize that they have zero chance of actually escaping, so they just run around causing all the havoc they can.
@@Ecthelion842 As the tyranids decide to pop in for a visit.
@@Longshot441 The forces of Chaos also arrive.
10:30
Kitten from the off screen: THAT'S NOT CANON!
I wouldnt describe the curre t Human Tau relationship as a "Coldwar"
That was to prevent mutual annihilation...
It's closer to the Imperium saying "We are currently busy.. we will curb stomp American History X style.... but when we arent so busy"
Cold war with local systems maybe lol
Tyranids are the most pro-frienship faction in warhammer 40k. Whenever they enter into play, the other races are very likely to try the power of frienship, even if it is for a short time 😂
Are all the xenos the Imperium tolerates really xenos, tho?
I hear there are no wolves on Fenris.
Majorkill:is *Shows Kitten and shadowsun art*
Kitten: *"THIS ISN'T FUCKING CANON!"*
Suuure! Tolerate some ape and cow but some hot eldar?
Oh no. We can't do that!
Meanwhile in the Great Work there was a a xeno species that the Imperium tolerated to extinction.
Turned over they could grind them up to extent human life. So despite being under Imperial protection they got a slow, horrifying exterminatus.
I really wanna watch everyone team up and fight the Tyranids
A Khornate berserker, a Imperial Guardsman, a T’au mech, a Necron lord, an Eldar person, a Drukhari fetish monster, a Harlequin, a Kroot, an Ork, a Slaaneshi Daemonette, a Nurglite plague marine, a Tzeentchian thing, a Space Marine, a Sister of Battle, a virus-bomb-thirsty Inquisitor, a Farsight Enclave Gue’vesa, Matt Ward, a Skitarii, a Titan Princeps, a Tech Priest/Priestess, and a Sons of Malice marine walk into a bar…
“Never thought that I would work alongside a Xenos.”
“Hough bout krumping wit a frien?”
“Aye, I could do that.”
The Imperium to any race when the Tyranids show up
....We friends now?
that fly tho :D
The Fly will suffer for it's transgressions
maybe he turned Timmy into a fly and he got out
Papa Nurgle ha Blessed this Video
Happy birthday Majorchill
03:00 Poor Timmy 🤣 You can just feel the anger in Majorkill's voice 😂
I LOVE your videos. I get so many ideas for fun NPCs in the P&P group that I occasionally DM
2nd year in lockdown, mandatory facial scans, Australia really over here joining Oceania.
Time to overthrow your goverment man.
^^ DEW IT
@@danielboatright8887 how though?
@@collinb.8542 …
Here, have some intercontinental ballistic missiles.
Kitten:"THATS NOT CANON!!!!"
Waiting for a day wherein Majorkill starts narrating an entire book's plot with his 20 min Aussie synopsis
As long as books are published, Majorkill has content
Finding out I share birthdays with Majorkill makes me unreasonably happy. Happy early birthday dude!
Iyanden has open, public diplomatic relations with the Imperium right there in front of everyone instead of secret meetings. And even sometimes has Imperial diplomats living with Eldar families on their Craftworld. If I remember correctly, they had an Inquisition enclave in Iyanden as well prior to the Tyranids fucking everything up. Autonomous elements such as Space Marines cannot be prevented from attacking anyway, though.
anyone else suspect that the watchers in the dark aren't xenos exactly, but rather daemonic beings of some sort?
More like Warp entities.
@@mide2476 i don't see colour m8. they're ALL just warp entities to me.
@@entropicflux8849 huh?
Suffer not the Xeno to live.... unless it’s a techno monkey, they alright.
What I've learned from this video is that any faction in the galaxy will team up with any other faction when the Tyranids get involved