If you treat women like normal people, you'll eventually foster a romantic relationship, just be yourself, it takes time to develop social charisma, but yall got this. Keep on kings!
As a woman, I can confirm!! Just treat us like normal people, no need to put us on a pedestal or anything! While I can’t speak for all women, just being yourself is good enough for the majority of us. We are still humans too, and if any girl expects you to be perfect, she is expecting too much, because everyone makes mistakes and nobody is perfect except Jesus Christ himself 😆
I gotta be like a nervous switchup. For some reason, I can just be talking about the weirdest far-out crap, then I'll walk past my crush and be like "Dude yesterday I kicked the exhaust off my truck now it sounds like the neighbors scatpack". Or I'll hype myself up, then nope out. I'm also the weatherman type, but instead, it's Facebook marketplace.
I have a fat friend that always thinks he's rizzing up the hottest girls in the class. But she's just playing him . I tried to tell him but he won't listen. I feel bad for him tbh but he is on his own now Edit: sorry for mistakes
mostly the case. They even think you envy them. However, if they mean something to you, you should tell them anyway even if the friendship temporarily takes a hit. In hindsight he will see that you were right and tried to help him
Whatever happens. Never go under your standards. Never simp no matter how lonely you are. Don't change just for some girl that you know will hurt you long term. Be yourself and proove every day, then you will find the one sooner or later 👌
This guy makes talking to girls sound like a task bro It's not that hard , just get to know their friend group and sit with them at lunch it's as easy as one two three. So far I've only gotten friend zoned once and I'm actually their friend and talk to them regularly.
My problem is that I keep getting friend Zoned, like what do I gotta do to stop being labeled the Nice guy? Bruh, I meet the most amazing gals out there but they just don’t ever want to go beyond being friends! Sucks. I’m to the point where Imma just gonna give up on relationship and start doing one night stands….
@@manersbams9215That would make it worse,if you don’t wanna get friend-zoned,Try to be friends with them and get to know them and let them know you,Then ask if you want to
7:25 the deep guy (well not like that) can actually work if he has enough rizz. The deep guy actually is the most effective at pulling in he plays his genetic anf mental cards right.
in the rare cases deep guy looks good and has enough social validation from the group (which mostly he wont) it will work. But lets be real if the guy has those 2 things he gets away with almost anything
People keep doing that to me omfg its so annoying and when I say "im not the rizzler give me 1 reason why" they say "you just are" i cant tell if they are joking or if they actually think that.
I understand you're the no bitches type. A relationship means you've found the person you wanna spend your life with, and you just haven't found her yet. You'll find her someday.
@@erinjohnson6142 i know that it isn't for all people, not even for those who already have a steady relationship But there is just that little bit of feeling where you are all alone, doing cringe things. Your comment brightens both the feelings. It hurt in a way like someone punched your kidney or found out your secret and it also hurt like a massage on the back pain.
Here is a tip: First of all stop focusing on girls focus on Yourself first: Go to the gym, Practice mindfulness to become present, go outside for a walk or run, And sometimes talk to strangers that will make you eventually less scared of talking to strangers focus on yourself And your current goals and achive them (Start with small ones) Maybe breaking a bad habit? And also be prepared for the rejection The worst thing she can say is "No" or "I have a boyfriend"
I gotta say I've had my fill of clowning guys and switch ups, ESPECIALLY those that randomly tell some embarrassing story about you as a cheap joke, or pretend we're bros or some shit.
subconsciously my voice pitch raises with women. Didn't notice until my ex pointed it out when my gymbro roomate came home and i said hello to him from across the apartment and apparently voice got deeper. Guess it's because I don't wanna be threatening? some animal thing idk
At high school currently, many kids know me for being part of the school weekly announcements team, while my classmates know me for being very nice, smart, good habits, and being cool. Girls sometimes stare at me too. But that doesn’t mean I’m gonna turn the whole school into my friend. There’s still some kids who sometimes try to get me rekt. And also I really don’t have many friends either, less than 5, and I’m very lonely in school, I rarely see my friends or have conversations with them. No one talks to me just because I don’t have socials. I’m 15 and I’ve NEVER dated before or have had any relationships with girls and I still have my V-card. No one cares to invite me to their house for a play date or get invited to high school parties of any sort. So don’t be discouraged if you're like me and don’t have friends. High school is WILD.
2:30 By the way, speaking in a monotone voice is OK, not to offend anyone to speak in such a deep voice, but just monotone and not too much monotone. I heard absolutely everyone speaking in a monotone voice, and neither each voice is deep.
I'm not sure I'm any of these. Maybe the nervous kid, but I feel like that's every guy at some point. I just kinda act like a total clown around girls I like, as well as stare a bit too much. Like, my last interest literally got her mom to call my mom 'cause I looked at her too much.
im gonna be honest. if u made plans with ur boys and ur girl wants to hang, tell her no, u made plans. if she wants to hangout and u havent made plans the get down.
A couple months ago, I had 4 people just clown on me because they just wanted me to react, and tgey knew how to cut deep, so I angrily told them to stop. Instead, they began to clown me for 2 hours before finally moving on. Now 2 of them are just really good friends who, at the time, just wanted to fit in, by clowning me, both of them are naturally funny. The third one also was funny, but I gave him the benefit of the doubt brcause he often times joins in on clowning others. He too, is naturally funny. The fourth motger fucker, was the one who clowned me first. He already was spreading lies about me, and that was the only thing that made him funny. He finally stopped after the school heard about the lies, but no one was speaking up. I eventually told the school who he was, and I have no clue what happened from there.
I'm also kinda the nervous type, mostly due to some things that happened in the past (no, not referring to past relationships), as well as being the "electrical engineering degree moment" type of guy. Like my class group is only made of dudes, and during class courses, at max maybe 5 girls. So yeah :/
The reason why The Duck and Burdie get no girls is because they're going for the wrong people. I bet if they went to some pigeon infested public park they'd be getting all the female birds.
Bro really called me out as the no bitches guy, the "weather app guy", and the nervous one Except for the "weather app guy" I don't talk shit, I just have social anxiety :P
U know thats not possible Even if she likes u its only a matter of time until she likes someone else more then u My advice always is to just fuck them if u can and enjoy life alone Life can be so beautyfull when ur alone, but most people are to Dependant on others so it might be hard at first
@@PolakenLPdamn man you got some badddd trauma. You wanna unpack that rq? I might not believe in god but i believe in fate, if they broke up with you in a bad way, cheated on you, assaulted you, ect.. then that wasn't love, that was the leading guise to actual love. My best advice for you is focus on yourself, go see a therapist or talk to someone about this and then focus on getting a girlfriend. Oh and if possible don't be dependent on anyone, they're a want not a need. Stay strong Polaken and best wishes to you and your possible future romantic partner.
Currently in high school I try to avoid this creep who wears a red hoodie, looks like he hasn’t taken a haircut in over a year, looks like he never shaved or showered and I feel like he will do something to me, idk what to do should I punch him or keep avoiding him, He’s just making me feel uncomfortable.
i have all the alpha male traits apart from the toxicity, its replaced with 1 percent rizzler, 1 percent main character the other 98 percent is roughhousing
Just remember this all for fun. If you don't like it you don't have to watch it and not everyone has the same sense of humor. Also if you become upset because you feel like it's calling you out maybe it's time for a change or working to become a better person.
My strategy is not targeting anyone. I will put my dirty jokes in general, then move on to sexual fantasies if that goes well. Why? 1. I’ve noticed that girls are most offended when you talk about them specifically. 2. Autism makes me bad at collecting characterizations of specific people, but fearless in front of a group 3. I have a very unusual fetish, and seeing as it eliminates the most people, it needs to come out early. Does it work? It did from the ages of 11 to 16, but the type of person who is susceptible to that is rare in adults, so 18 to 26, I was pulling in nothing.
Im the nervous guy out of fear of looking like the creep. Due to low self esteem, terrible social skills, etc, i fear that girls will call the cops on me for simply saying hi. Never dated in highschool and senior year is over now and idk where else i would talk to girls if/when i manage to inprove myself. Shit sucks.
I was the rizzler. I mean, I'd just talk with girls, about nothing in perticular, no pickup lines or trying to impress them, just acted nicely and they went down like flies. People would start following me to try and figure it out, but all they ended up doing is finding out I got a burger for lunch. Seriously, just act nice, throw in a few well-timed pickup lines and badda bing, badda boom, you got yourself a ho. Don't rush things, don't act overly nice, and time your jokes and pickup lines well. Thank me later.
2:30 this does happen for real for some people: Sometimes, a guy's voice will be a little deeper when he's around his crush, while a girl's voice will be a little higher when she's around her crush. I've noticed my voice get a little higher when I have a crush on someone and I'm hanging out with him (I'm a female). It doesn't happen too often though 😅
@@Wall.Wall_Wall ey thx, it is mostly cuz i adopted this masculine mindset on my goals and more over the last year, so yeah since i implemented this i seem to have got more eyes on me but thanks for the compliment :D
Welp I've seen the evidence, and now I've gotta admit it. I 100% am the meathead rough houser 😂🤣 And it's not only around females. Any vibrant social situation, I cut right through the vibe like a shit covered knife during a rectal replacement! I run up on people I know pretending to choke them, punching in the arm, shaking them, nipple flicking, yelling and charging etc you name it lmfao! And I'm the loudest person in the room... At a punk rock concert 🤣 I'm always told I'm out of control and to take it down from a 10 to a 5 lol. The only difference though, is that by doing this, I relieve the tension even in the middle of a giant W, and everyone else's energy level always increases!
We have a rough houser in the group as well. He tops it off with trying to be the main charakter guy as well and to make matters even worse in the eyes of woman he is the creep (in reality he is harmless tho)
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If you treat women like normal people, you'll eventually foster a romantic relationship, just be yourself, it takes time to develop social charisma, but yall got this. Keep on kings!
As a woman, I can confirm!! Just treat us like normal people, no need to put us on a pedestal or anything! While I can’t speak for all women, just being yourself is good enough for the majority of us. We are still humans too, and if any girl expects you to be perfect, she is expecting too much, because everyone makes mistakes and nobody is perfect except Jesus Christ himself 😆
As a dude who hasn't talked to girls for over 7 years I I proud
lies i take a step=get rejected
If im nervous always, will i be still myself around girls, and be the nervous type at the same time? Asking for literally me honestly
Exactly. I just treat woman like I would treat a normal person. Say if they say something bad about me. I'm saying something back.
The Duck and Burdie: The Ultimate Duo
Yep u are right
The brothers
@@belugaman6732 i know
and that other guy in his newest video
duck and burdie: 😃
engween and tagswag: 🌚
"Bros checking the weather in santa clara" had me on the floor😂😂😂
Yeah fr
it CANNOT be that funny
@@ayushgames_yt6698It Is for me 😭
I'm literally in santa Clara RN
I live near Santa Clara. It's near San Francisco
Yeah but what happens when you like weather lol
As a woman, here’s the way to actually get girls: treat them like real humans and don’t go extreme
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Hi woman 🥰
@@ted9030 💀🤦♂️
Sorry but i dont think i will listen to someone with a anime background
@@JustasSigmaBoysorry but I don’t fw Dream smp stans
Checking the weather in Santa Clara is crazy 💀
As a guy who doesn't live there, I can confirm I keep up on the weather because I have a chronic fear of the females
@@wayneisname4544its just the hoes bro
I live near there
@@supersonicfan3522 There's a low chance of rain tomorrow (10%)
The rain was yesterday it's all gone now
those nerd voices will never not be funny🤣
1st reply is crazy
they are)
Another 5-star banger from the Duck and the Burd
I gotta be like a nervous switchup. For some reason, I can just be talking about the weirdest far-out crap, then I'll walk past my crush and be like "Dude yesterday I kicked the exhaust off my truck now it sounds like the neighbors scatpack". Or I'll hype myself up, then nope out. I'm also the weatherman type, but instead, it's Facebook marketplace.
I have a fat friend that always thinks he's rizzing up the hottest girls in the class. But she's just playing him . I tried to tell him but he won't listen. I feel bad for him tbh but he is on his own now
Edit: sorry for mistakes
Damn you tried tho
mostly the case. They even think you envy them. However, if they mean something to you, you should tell them anyway even if the friendship temporarily takes a hit. In hindsight he will see that you were right and tried to help him
@Safi-Zar I will try thanks
way to get girls: don’t focus on getting a girl just improve urself. just think of them as a friend.
👏👏👏
The amount of truth in this comment rivals God
I can't do that, I'll immediately pee my pants
@@flameyboxThen go to the bathroom more...
OR don't get one too much time and money (I'm not selfish I just care about myself more than girls)
Whatever happens. Never go under your standards. Never simp no matter how lonely you are. Don't change just for some girl that you know will hurt you long term.
Be yourself and proove every day, then you will find the one sooner or later 👌
Bros before hoes.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’ve seen memes about ‘when a girl’s leg touches yours’ but for me, when I’m sitting next to one of my friend’s who is a girl, I put my leg on hers.
Not sure whether that’s a powermove or a really bad idea
sexual harrassment type mf
@@Spaghetti742 Depends if you want to cringe or not
@@Spaghetti742trust me, it’s a REALLY bad idea. Looking back on when I used to do that, I die inside cringing >_
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You know it's gone be a great video when the duck collaborates with his brother love your videos continue grinding
This guy makes talking to girls sound like a task bro
It's not that hard , just get to know their friend group and sit with them at lunch it's as easy as one two three.
So far I've only gotten friend zoned once and I'm actually their friend and talk to them regularly.
My problem is that I keep getting friend Zoned, like what do I gotta do to stop being labeled the Nice guy? Bruh, I meet the most amazing gals out there but they just don’t ever want to go beyond being friends! Sucks. I’m to the point where Imma just gonna give up on relationship and start doing one night stands….
@@manersbams9215 try choosing your words before you speak so you don't always come off as nice
there's legit a book "stop being mr nice guy"
Don’t get friend zoned, just friend zone them first
@@manersbams9215That would make it worse,if you don’t wanna get friend-zoned,Try to be friends with them and get to know them and let them know you,Then ask if you want to
“I uhh, About that well you see um, I’m the No bitchy” has so much replayability
you forgot the guy who pretends to be zesty to hang out more as friends
Another Certified Banger The Duck
No way, it's you!!! I'm russian please offend me
7:25 the deep guy (well not like that) can actually work if he has enough rizz. The deep guy actually is the most effective at pulling in he plays his genetic anf mental cards right.
in the rare cases deep guy looks good and has enough social validation from the group (which mostly he wont) it will work.
But lets be real if the guy has those 2 things he gets away with almost anything
No that's creepy if you just meet him
@@bgos4727 that’s the point. If you just met him. The deep guy is truly a late game build.
Glad that someone else recognizes the weather in Santa Clara 😂 you can try to add your city but it will just turn back to Santa Clara 😂
I’m the type of guy who when I’m around a girl I just don’t say anything around one
Guys just remember, being yourself only works if you yourself are a decent human being.
Ay bro them ford focuses are badass tho, that car got me all the way from texas to maine with no problems deadass 😂
How good would you rate that trip of yours from 1/10
you missed a type which is the friend who acts similar around men and women and usually just wants to be friends.
These days its just these people lets be honest
That's me, girls think I'm gay, I've pulled a few guys but not my thing tbh, how do I change this?
You forgot about the dude who just yells THE RIZZLER! whenever you have a conversation with a women 💀
People keep doing that to me omfg its so annoying and when I say "im not the rizzler give me 1 reason why" they say "you just are" i cant tell if they are joking or if they actually think that.
I understand you're the no bitches type. A relationship means you've found the person you wanna spend your life with, and you just haven't found her yet. You'll find her someday.
sure,"erinjohnson"just go and do something with your life instead of being an ass in a comment section.
That hurt...
@@aumoelwal8375 How?
@@erinjohnson6142 i know that it isn't for all people, not even for those who already have a steady relationship
But there is just that little bit of feeling where you are all alone, doing cringe things.
Your comment brightens both the feelings.
It hurt in a way like someone punched your kidney or found out your secret and it also hurt like a massage on the back pain.
@@aumoelwal8375 What did i say that made it hurt?
This is one of the most true videos I have ever seen, as a woman I have met every single one of those people XD
Putting the transgender flag in your pfp is dumb
And why is that?
@@BasedGrandmasKitchen there no reasons at all for you to do that , almost like your bragging or something
@@totallynotdope7671 I'm not trying to brag, why would somebody brag about that. I'm just proud of who I am.
@@BasedGrandmasKitchen by your logic straight people should be proud of there heterosexuality again I don't see what your proud of
the clowning type is like a ''pick me'' for guys
Yeah i noticed that
"Life doesn't have a main character."
-CroatiaBall
did you just quote yourself?
Ummmm... Idk what that means but imma say yes
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2:36 NAH BROOO
THAT'S VILE
His music is pretty good tho...
Here is a tip: First of all stop focusing on girls focus on Yourself first: Go to the gym, Practice mindfulness to become present, go outside for a walk or run, And sometimes talk to strangers that will make you eventually less scared of talking to strangers focus on yourself And your current goals and
achive them (Start with small ones)
Maybe breaking a bad habit?
And also be prepared for the rejection
The worst thing she can say is "No" or "I have a boyfriend"
or "what are you doing you total creep" and then they call the police and sentence you to life for sexual harrasment
I'm normal with women. Mainly because I like men.
Edit: I'm not one of those people that goes oMG mOM i'm FAmoUs! You're welcome.
I'm not normal with anybody beacuse I like all genders
@@BasedGrandmasKitchentheres only 2 genders
@@BasedGrandmasKitchen Do u mean, 'both genders'?
@@honestguyintelligent3022 No I mean all
@@BasedGrandmasKitchen So, how many genders would you say there are, from what you've witnessed over the course of your life?
How to get girl friend
(Number 1) get a pillow
(Nr 2) get on the bet
(Nr 3) dream I have one
Tips from onevilage
3:26 can u not touch me 😂😂😂
i need to mention the stoner
so many friends of mine had relationships that literally based on smoking🥴
Bro’s checking the weather in Santa Clara ! 😭🤣 im dead..
The rizzler just uses Bansho Tennin to pull girls
3:32 - 3:42 That one joke made my day haha, PPG
So relatable. Also I liked that Bart Simpson reference which I can sure get. I think deeply but I am not that deep out loud.
“I’m the no bitches type”
Well no wonder he practically talked shit about most of these types!
That's offensive btw and I am a guy saying this
the dude that doesnt rizz because he doesnt know how is me
I gotta say I've had my fill of clowning guys and switch ups, ESPECIALLY those that randomly tell some embarrassing story about you as a cheap joke, or pretend we're bros or some shit.
I have a couple of "rizzlers" at my school
1:28 LOL The looks of those faces 😂🤣🤣🤣
subconsciously my voice pitch raises with women. Didn't notice until my ex pointed it out when my gymbro roomate came home and i said hello to him from across the apartment and apparently voice got deeper. Guess it's because I don't wanna be threatening? some animal thing idk
imagine changing who you are around girls 🗿
least they interacting 💀
At high school currently, many kids know me for being part of the school weekly announcements team, while my classmates know me for being very nice, smart, good habits, and being cool. Girls sometimes stare at me too. But that doesn’t mean I’m gonna turn the whole school into my friend. There’s still some kids who sometimes try to get me rekt. And also I really don’t have many friends either, less than 5, and I’m very lonely in school, I rarely see my friends or have conversations with them. No one talks to me just because I don’t have socials. I’m 15 and I’ve NEVER dated before or have had any relationships with girls and I still have my V-card. No one cares to invite me to their house for a play date or get invited to high school parties of any sort. So don’t be discouraged if you're like me and don’t have friends. High school is WILD.
I'm the lonely guy but chicks try to talk to me and I simply reject them🤷
Send em my way will ya? *Laugh track plays
I'm more likely to threaten chicks than try to date them. Although for some reason this means I get more play. Reverse psychology sucks.
@@justforrow 😂
@@justforrowBruh😂
@@justforrow ...
How to get girls: Don't even try.
2:30 By the way, speaking in a monotone voice is OK, not to offend anyone to speak in such a deep voice, but just monotone and not too much monotone. I heard absolutely everyone speaking in a monotone voice, and neither each voice is deep.
The only girls I’ve ever talked to in this past year is my teacher, my mom, my sisters, my cousins, basically family members LMAOO😂😂
8:54 thats me fr
Im a whole new rizz category (L- rizz)
as an emo girl myself, I honestly fall for the deep guy.
61000000/10 video
From duck and burdie like always W vid
I'm not sure I'm any of these. Maybe the nervous kid, but I feel like that's every guy at some point. I just kinda act like a total clown around girls I like, as well as stare a bit too much. Like, my last interest literally got her mom to call my mom 'cause I looked at her too much.
Ok, We just need "Torkey" to complete the trinity
im gonna be honest. if u made plans with ur boys and ur girl wants to hang, tell her no, u made plans. if she wants to hangout and u havent made plans the get down.
Ngl my bitch come first😂
Are you okay you sound sick got me😂😂
A couple months ago, I had 4 people just clown on me because they just wanted me to react, and tgey knew how to cut deep, so I angrily told them to stop. Instead, they began to clown me for 2 hours before finally moving on. Now 2 of them are just really good friends who, at the time, just wanted to fit in, by clowning me, both of them are naturally funny.
The third one also was funny, but I gave him the benefit of the doubt brcause he often times joins in on clowning others. He too, is naturally funny.
The fourth motger fucker, was the one who clowned me first. He already was spreading lies about me, and that was the only thing that made him funny. He finally stopped after the school heard about the lies, but no one was speaking up. I eventually told the school who he was, and I have no clue what happened from there.
bro the rough housers so fucking relatable tho
I'm also kinda the nervous type, mostly due to some things that happened in the past (no, not referring to past relationships), as well as being the "electrical engineering degree moment" type of guy. Like my class group is only made of dudes, and during class courses, at max maybe 5 girls. So yeah :/
That sucks
Ngl last year I was the weather app guy but I wasn't like "where the hoes at"
The videos rules duck I ❤ them
As a girl, i can confirm this video is accurate.
The reason why The Duck and Burdie get no girls is because they're going for the wrong people. I bet if they went to some pigeon infested public park they'd be getting all the female birds.
you forgot one type: all of the above together at same time
Bro really called me out as the no bitches guy, the "weather app guy", and the nervous one
Except for the "weather app guy" I don't talk shit, I just have social anxiety :P
As a tryhard this is very relatable The duck is speaking facts as always
How to get girls:
1. Be normal.
U know thats not possible
Even if she likes u its only a matter of time until she likes someone else more then u
My advice always is to just fuck them if u can and enjoy life alone
Life can be so beautyfull when ur alone, but most people are to Dependant on others so it might be hard at first
@@PolakenLPdamn man you got some badddd trauma.
You wanna unpack that rq?
I might not believe in god but i believe in fate, if they broke up with you in a bad way, cheated on you, assaulted you, ect.. then that wasn't love, that was the leading guise to actual love.
My best advice for you is focus on yourself, go see a therapist or talk to someone about this and then focus on getting a girlfriend. Oh and if possible don't be dependent on anyone, they're a want not a need.
Stay strong Polaken and best wishes to you and your possible future romantic partner.
@@PolakenLPyour comment gives "im a player"mindset which is something you DONT want to do
2:33 me when I speak to people online 😂
Currently in high school I try to avoid this creep who wears a red hoodie, looks like he hasn’t taken a haircut in over a year, looks like he never shaved or showered and I feel like he will do something to me, idk what to do should I punch him or keep avoiding him, He’s just making me feel uncomfortable.
You uploaded this while I was watching this
i have all the alpha male traits apart from the toxicity, its replaced with 1 percent rizzler, 1 percent main character the other 98 percent is roughhousing
he didn’t play the clash of clans startup sound 😭
Just remember this all for fun.
If you don't like it you don't have to watch it and not everyone has the same sense of humor.
Also if you become upset because you feel like it's calling you out maybe it's time for a change or working to become a better person.
I have a brother and his friend was a total simp, he even stopped being friends with my brother to chase girls, and guess what? He never succeeded.
He probably fails tests too
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Types of Guys
You 2 are GOATS
My strategy is not targeting anyone. I will put my dirty jokes in general, then move on to sexual fantasies if that goes well. Why? 1. I’ve noticed that girls are most offended when you talk about them specifically. 2. Autism makes me bad at collecting characterizations of specific people, but fearless in front of a group 3. I have a very unusual fetish, and seeing as it eliminates the most people, it needs to come out early. Does it work? It did from the ages of 11 to 16, but the type of person who is susceptible to that is rare in adults, so 18 to 26, I was pulling in nothing.
Bro forgot the
Forgot how to walk guy😂
Weather app.... That thumbnail is a personal attack.
Edit: I can't talk s*it, just weather app.
I’ve acted all of these ways at once 😂
How to get a GF: be around the same girls consistently. Don't even think about dating, just be social
Im the nervous guy out of fear of looking like the creep. Due to low self esteem, terrible social skills, etc, i fear that girls will call the cops on me for simply saying hi. Never dated in highschool and senior year is over now and idk where else i would talk to girls if/when i manage to inprove myself. Shit sucks.
Bro did a collab with himself 💀
Duck and birdie are the same person
Duck got that nervous SA creep riz
I was the rizzler. I mean, I'd just talk with girls, about nothing in perticular, no pickup lines or trying to impress them, just acted nicely and they went down like flies. People would start following me to try and figure it out, but all they ended up doing is finding out I got a burger for lunch. Seriously, just act nice, throw in a few well-timed pickup lines and badda bing, badda boom, you got yourself a ho. Don't rush things, don't act overly nice, and time your jokes and pickup lines well. Thank me later.
You are no rizzler. It’s about looks. What you say doesn’t matter
2:30 this does happen for real for some people: Sometimes, a guy's voice will be a little deeper when he's around his crush, while a girl's voice will be a little higher when she's around her crush. I've noticed my voice get a little higher when I have a crush on someone and I'm hanging out with him (I'm a female). It doesn't happen too often though 😅
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The gay one: *doesn’t care*
Tip: balance your attitude to the girls, be respectful and kind but be a bit superior and masculine
Dw u can also try show off a lil
Honestly as a girl, good advice.
I like my guys a bit more feminine but i think other girls would adore this.
Good job man, nice pfp!
@@Wall.Wall_Wall ey thx, it is mostly cuz i adopted this masculine mindset on my goals and more over the last year, so yeah since i implemented this i seem to have got more eyes on me
but thanks for the compliment :D
"Im the no bitchie"
*Relatable*
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@@NightmareXochi I can't wait to hold you and snuggle you tonight when we're watching Netflix together in my room TV teehee
girls
I enjoyed a nice pb and j with this video
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Guys
guys
"I'm he no bitc-" 💀
Welp I've seen the evidence, and now I've gotta admit it. I 100% am the meathead rough houser 😂🤣 And it's not only around females. Any vibrant social situation, I cut right through the vibe like a shit covered knife during a rectal replacement! I run up on people I know pretending to choke them, punching in the arm, shaking them, nipple flicking, yelling and charging etc you name it lmfao! And I'm the loudest person in the room... At a punk rock concert 🤣 I'm always told I'm out of control and to take it down from a 10 to a 5 lol. The only difference though, is that by doing this, I relieve the tension even in the middle of a giant W, and everyone else's energy level always increases!
We have a rough houser in the group as well. He tops it off with trying to be the main charakter guy as well and to make matters even worse in the eyes of woman he is the creep (in reality he is harmless tho)