would have prefered half doll 3 to be inside a box and then when the cult followers opened it, their faces would melt because of all the awesomeness. Instead of this very sad and possibly accurate take, we need some hope in our lives man...
3 years later, and this episode predicted one good thing: Valve was worried they would disappoint fans with it. And they finally have the greatest time to release it.
The last two episodes have gotten over 50 thousand views, which is awesome for this channel, but I’m aiming for at least 10 million for this one. I’m still trying to figure out the best way to scam RUclips’s promotion algorithm, but I think it feeds on likes, comments and shares.
3 Weeks:6 3.5 Weeks :8 4 Weeks :6 5 Weeks :4 9 Weeks :6 38 Weeks :4 1572 : Who fucking cares probably won't happen. Some errors in there but the next episode should come out in 3.5 weeks, unless I just overlooked it..... What am I doing with my life...
After reading the script Laidaw has recently uploaded about what he'd have done if he had continued Half Life, this video basically summarizes my opinion.
o praise the valve for it has delivered upon us Half-Doll: Dolyx
YES
The Valve is working they have updated the Left for doll 2
plot twist: they made Alyx doll and it actually lived up to the hype
Things of valve XD
Drinkable Medkit...? damn i want it in real life....
Ragil Prasetyo
That's not an original idea. That was yet in "Half-Life 2D" (anime-series).
Then make it... and pour drink in it
I think perhaps I can make this real
Gabe:its cost much money
I :SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
I don’t think you want to know what is inside them medkits
I'd totally want to ride an Advisor, swinging my crowbar around shooting portals.
whole "rtsl" should unite and make hl3
Shout outs to BIIIIIIG Mac Davis
That's... never a good thing.
Screw advisors, i wanna ride a Hunter Chopper or a strider 😎
At least this episode three has been released
HAAAAAAAA
I actually cried at 3:00. I will take anything at this point
Alyx needs less clothes.. and more potatoes
No :(
Funny I just clicked off one of your videos to see this just to see you here.
I agree. There's a sexy popsicle stick just waiting to entice you.
bruh change your name back to bolloxed
Bolloxed yoo. Love your vids
I'd throw myself in the sludge for Half-Life 3
we all would
I'd throw Valve in the sludge for not making Half-Life 3 in 10 years
I would too but if u do I will worship you forever as my god and make a religion called valve
Whatta a legend
>Resistance Advisor
>They don't like it
I would love an ally advisor with my HL3
I want to be disappointed! I want HL3!
yeah i really wanna be disappointed too
69 LIKES : 9-6 = 3 MARIO X64 CONFIRMED
Valve cannot count to three m8
You mean Half-Doll 3.
I do believe that Mr. Lemmino's said that Microsoft likely caused Gaben to not like the number 3.
would have prefered half doll 3 to be inside a box and then when the cult followers opened it, their faces would melt because of all the awesomeness. Instead of this very sad and possibly accurate take, we need some hope in our lives man...
That would have been way funnier
3 years later, and this episode predicted one good thing: Valve was worried they would disappoint fans with it. And they finally have the greatest time to release it.
The last two episodes have gotten over 50 thousand views, which is awesome for this channel, but I’m aiming for at least 10 million for this one. I’m still trying to figure out the best way to scam RUclips’s promotion algorithm, but I think it feeds on likes, comments and shares.
Thanks for god..... you can count to 3!
Sorry, you've only got 98... Love the series by the way!
witnessed
I Have Joined The Cult :D
4:31 Hand bang time!
Alyx voice is so beautiful, the animation is well made and Gordon. . . . . it's Gordon.
The Doll box is coming soon
inside of the doll box is:
team fortress doll
doll of defeat
left for doll
half-doll
Doll-strike BETA
portdoll
Dollta 2
You guys deserve WAY more subs!
Pressure your friends and family!
Russian subtitlings in da house!
Ура! вот кто делал субтитры!
Четко
God I wish I was russion. 2021
I love the HD construction paper! Its like i can FEEL the episode in my mind!
Wow, when the cult of the valve thing gave the potal doll turret a hat i said aww the same time with Alex.
Half life 2 ep 3 confirmed
Wait-
But HL1 Gordon has a ponytail-
Nevermind.
Love Sam's singing at the end!
thanks! I was just messing around after a take. x) I learned that "doll" doesn't rhyme with "hole"
lol I love it! xD
LOADING next episode
TIME REMAINING 9 weeks.
Amazing work on your Job that you'
ve made
the voices are quite nice too and your craftmanship its fantastic
Oh god damn that's awesome, guys!
=D
thanks! :D
I found the concept really interesting, but with this ep I see it's also really funny! I loved it, keep it up!
best vid in the series yet :) honestly this is some of my fave HL fan fic, right up there with Freemans Mind and Concerned
Having it finished since 2010
I see what you did there
Would have been funny if they said "the Valve is pleased" when the second guy fell in. Glad I found these vids!
3 Weeks:6
3.5 Weeks :8
4 Weeks :6
5 Weeks :4
9 Weeks :6
38 Weeks :4
1572 : Who fucking cares probably won't happen.
Some errors in there but the next episode should come out in 3.5 weeks, unless I just overlooked it.....
What am I doing with my life...
gordon with a portal gun in a Advisor, That's why we need half-life 3
Hmmmm. He asked alyx about next hl! Coinsidence?! I think NOT!!!
1572 weeks? oh god
This deserves more views
Ya know...... this is pretty bizarre, and yet, I watched it all, every bit of it......
*Half-Doll*
*Doll-Strike*
*Doll of Defeat*
*Team Fortress Doll*
*Pordoll*
*Left 4 Doll*
*DOLLTA 2*
this was uploaded on my birthday and i love it! :D
Make an alternate, happier, version with sockpuppets, then go to valve headquarters.
After reading the script Laidaw has recently uploaded about what he'd have done if he had continued Half Life, this video basically summarizes my opinion.
I have stumbled upon a hidden gem within the vastness of the RUclips world. (The gem being the channel :D)
THE ALMIGHTY VALVE!
**After 10 years**
:'D
Into the pit everyone!
Jeez, has it really been 10 years? Oh well, there's always soulsborne games to play and never ever get sick of.
So good!
It is evident you are trying to keep me alive, I am very grateful for your effort.
Half doll: alyx
Dolltafact
Dollsteam
The one with the cult guy showing those dolls was hilarious
A combination of two things we desperately want.
Well those ‘valves’ are now creating gloves you know...
This is so awesomely amazing!
third watchthrough in a row, love these
I love this series, you are fantastic
*_lmao portdoll And left 4 doll killed me_*
4:09 poor lamar and dr kleiner =(
The fact that alyx is holding that doll in 3:23 makes me gross out since well ermm
Edit : 3:26 that's what she said
VALVE®
Half life ep 3 realeased confirmed
I WANT THE GOD DAMN HALF LIFE 3 IS BEEN TEN YEARS ALREADY ?
THIS EPISODE IS TO YOU GAVE NEWELL!!!
make...
the...
game!
Alyx's voice is so cuuuuuute :3
Bonus Tip: This episode is actually based on Half-Life 2 secret map called cave vortigaunt . You can find it before going to Black Mesa East.
did they like it EPIC MUSIC
Here is my comment. I hope this vid will be promoted well. Your content deserve much more views :)
0:45 kinda sounds like Morty from Rick and Morty
0:08 valve reference
I'd rather be disappointed at this point. Nothingness is the worst fate of them all.
This video is underrated.
'great sequel to half life 2!'
i want all the dolls ...................... of volve
Now there's half- doll alyx
You could say that the almighty valve... is running on steam.
1:24 3 years later they confirm half life 3
In reality the real problem with the Volve is that it was working on a vr half doll
The UK subtitles crack me up.
2020 Valve realised the new Half Life Alyx aaaahhh lord Gaben
Damn! I adore thy series!
4:20 Shoot Em' Gordon
Or Not
this is so good almost good as HL3
Half-Life Alyx is here (almost)
Great stuff guys!
I promise to like it. No matter what. I'm committed I committed to it a long time ago.
What a beautiful message.
Project Borealis and Boreal Alyph
Yay
All half life s main weapon:
CROWBAR
Better then the real half life 3
better then what?
I expected the pipe with the valve on it to be full of steam...
Half-Doll : Dolcape, idk if it is canon.
Where Half Life Dollyx at?
Valve needs to watch this.
And valve saind ''I will gonna send a game''!!... And was artifadoll... and everybody burns
But... Half Doll 3 for me was so amazing!
HL3 episode 3
WAIT THAT’S ILLEGAL
Come on Valve! Just make a comic book series or something. DON"T LEAVE US LIKE THIS.
Stop It, Gordon!
you should create your own universe
Basically Half life 3 X Fallout NV
You caused this Valve. This is what happens when you do s**t.
2020: at last the valve gave us half doll alyx
This is masonik sacrifice 0:20
1:35 means that judaism
2:00 means that christianity
1:44 They doesn't know about Half-Life:Alyx huh?
This was made before Half Life: Alyx and I had to correct someone else for the same mistake in paper half life 3 episode 1.
WE all need half doll 3 and half life 3!!!!