Crash Team Racing is an Absolute Meme (Rage)
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- Опубликовано: 12 авг 2019
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Suddenly the Blue Shell doesn't seem so bad.
Lmao bruh the Blue Shell is like a moth compared to the warp orbs. I've had 4 chase me down in a single race. The item balance is wack lol
I think he went to cry in a closet at the end
he gay lol?
Everybody a gangster until that bastard at 8th place spams clocks and warp orbs.
Duuuuuude lmfao don't remind me that shit annoying as fuck
all the 8th campers are cock suckers thats for sure.
Mario Kart: get hit by items all the time.
Crash Nitro Fueled: Hold my Beer.
Moorhuhn Kart 2: am I a joke to you?
Got to love those invisible beakers, too.
This is about the most accurate depiction of CTR online I've ever seen. Beenox, PLEASE FIX THIS!! Or just give us our No Items mode!!
Meanwhile missles fly right into a wall and direct impact with bombs don’t hurt other drivers. Great game, great servers. Glad I get punished for having wired connection
Missiles launch and fly towards the direction your kart is facing before homing in on the target.
This is why I cant win online. I had up to 5 Blue orbs at once i lost the race went from 1st to 5th and everytime i catched up missle's and invisble potions
Tasty rage .GIVE ME MORE!!!
@@randyorton4854 nope it just funny
Sad story about a game being tweaked in favor of noobs who were crying 'cuz they couldn't win against racers that are clearly better than them. This is the result: spamming portals, clocks and a shit ton of missiles. Have fun! (not)
In all seriousness it happens way too often in so many races, this video of yours is one of many. I have lots of video proof of the game being unplayable online right now because of this. I feel you, Jared 😥
Blaming others without proof ?
Shallow.......
@@naotatheendlessesper Excuse me? I did not blame anyone, and plus I said I have plenty of video proof about people spamming the sh*t out of clocks and warp orb. You just want the flame dont'cha? Well, you came to the wrong person dude
I be so damn far ahead at times tgat item spam doesn't di a thing.
Please share those videos on your channel.
@@windy3935 You bet, don't worry
Hahaha oh my god I love this video. Literally all of my races in a nutshell.
Rockets are just the worst. They're like Red Shells, but they toss you around, which is worse.
Red shells are worse since you don't have to be near someone for it to lock on
They're worse than red shells because you have to be right next to so.eone for them to even lock on and they still might not even do it. At least red shells will guarantee hit the person in front of you no matter how many corners they're behind. Unless they have a shell of their own
@@AllanB2Smoove So, that's what orb does to leader. So, yeah, rockets are better because they require at least a little of skill to use them and skill to avoid them. Games like this should be about skill, not about rng.
This game mode's race is more like battle mode
“IM DONE. IM ACTUALLY DONE!!!”
Famous last words🤣🤣🤣
Had 5 of those blue balls after me at once today.
I LOVE them homing weapons. I absolutely LOVE it when the game doesn’t let me play.
Ahh. The rage of cynical it’s been a while. Yeah idk wth the developers are doing but clearly this problem has been in the game for a while now and nothing has been fixed.
Looks like Cynical just got Crashed! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Get out.
Playtendo2000 lmfao
YES!!!
01Danni10 Dare I say it was ‘smashing’ 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂👌👌👌👌
This is quite literally why I never play online
I laugh at this only because if I dont I will be reminded of my own CTR pain which runs deeper than KH lore
1:09 and this is why i stay in 8th place until the last lap because that happens to me every 14 seconds.
I was laughing my ass of the entire video, this is pure entertainment, love it 😂😂
Everyone always complains about the Blue Shell in Mario Kart...Crash is so much worse...
Everyone's gangsta til the clock goes off when you're jumping off a ramp
@@Alaqeam hate that, every single times when somebody uses the clock i almost going to humo off a ramp
items in CTR are much weaker, if you are pretty good at the game then the only people really hurting from a warp orb are going to be those in 2nd and 3rd
Cynical may have not been raging at a kingdom hearts game but my favorite kingdom hearts RUclipsr was still raging thanks the laughs Cynical i needed it peace
I'm loosing it😂 it's good to see you making content bro. Keep that shit up. Much love from Texas.
They sure messed up the item balancing part...
I've gotten this game's "Blue Shell" *many* times while in first place. Don't know if I gotta say this... That's pretty bad.
Orrrr hackers?
@@AyEmEl nah 1st place orbs are impossible, but 2nd-4th place orbs given by crates are a thing.
@@slayer4932
I've gotten 1st place orbs, so.
Anthony Lugo well I don’t think you are telling the truth. I’ve yet to get a 1st place orb.
Yesterday I went off the first shortcut and the orb missed me and went all the way around to hit me. So I got a big fat lead and it didn’t touch me until the end of lap 2
0:25 My message to those fucking smugass online CPUs. They *NEVER* let me fucking breathe.
TheGamersJoint I feel your pain. CTR Nitro-Fueled Online is at many times really frustrating. I've been in many lobbies that really pissed me off.
Crash team meme available now
You get 2 items at a time in Mario Kart 8 and yet somehow this game is worse
This is every online race in CTR in a nutshell
Almost every person raging about online has CLEARLY never played multiplayer on the original. Having your friends spam clocks and orbs was a nightmare.
The few things they changed that I dont agree with are the masks while in 1st or being able to get a weapon at all while slowed by a clock.
Nothing confuses me more than seeing how broken the items are online for ps4 & xbox one but I play on Switch and I shit you not, I've had no races online where I've gotten just pelted with items like this.
Wow. That is relatable.
i thought i saw the pain my self but this man has seen far more..😂😂😂
Hilarious, but accurate to how people feel online
LMAO....your rage videos are hilarious!
I almost chocked eating a pop tart cause watching you rage is hilarious
Gamersjoint.exe has stopped working
You sir have got what I like to call a severe case of ctr blue balls.
“I’m not finishing it” 😂😂😂
Hoo man I forgot how salty you can get
So weird without the intro.
I prefer the content
All these flavors and you choose salty 👌
Me and my sisters just played this game a few weeks ago Xd
We used to play this a lot xd
the elephant trunk has actually been twisted here
This inly happens if you can actually get into a lobby to race.
0:51 "Am i choking on a fucking broccoli?!" XDD
He realises that he can throw items like the bomb, flask, nitro and tnt to destroy/block that missile from hitting him right xD
Yeah, but theirs often hit detection lag online, it's rather annoying.
@TomPen94 It is possible to outrun those things, but ONLY with constant Blue Fire, mess up once and ya done unless you manage to get several shields in a row.
@TomPen94 not really at one match some how the orb went passed me and went an entire lap again before hitting me was very funny
Inject these sweet rage videos right into my veins.
This is probly my new favorite video on the internet....
Yess he’s backk
outward, greedfall, darkborn, death stranding, beyond good and evil 2, biomutant, borderlands 3. Outward is out all ready.
Also a new elder scrolls game, and of course cyber punk 2077.
Are you actually slappinh those oats is my new catch.
You can out run the blue orb on this track just need that PHAT BOOST
Or uka uka if you are lucky
@@Mew_Stor Yes very true I have gotten the mask in first place sometimes. Always surprises me when it pops out on my screen in 1st
Lol! Hilarious video. Make this into a series maybe? MP focus.
I felt this video deep in my heart.
That was CRAAAAZY RACE 😂😂😂😂😂
Jesus even in story mode I cannot tell you how many times the AI rammed a missile up my ass. Hell even in like 4th or 5th place I couldn't catch a break.
I was hoping this video would be him tearing into CTR’s new microtransactions, but this is just as good.
That's why my cousin said fuck this game when he got it for the switch. That or its just harder to drive with the Joycon
HAHAHAHA damn it jared!!! this made my day
I know I have it rough on this game sometimes, but......damn. I feel your pain man. RIP
blue shell in a nutshell
No one:
Harry Potter: 0:58
That bubbler sound though😏
With all the missles and such always hitting me, I think the annoying part is lag compensation for others with bad connection. I'll be in like 3rd or something for example and then finish in lets say 5th or whatever and then its like, wtf man!!
Oh no, it broke Jared...
That was like 10 orbs he got analed by....
10 ORBS
Also it took almost 4 mins to finish P. Playground... the fuck???
look at this *PHAT BOOST*
This is basically every game I play lmao
This is hilarious
I know the feeling man.
It's like you can feel the hate from the other players that don't want you to win...
Gets 2nd place orb and goes wtf is this drop rate.
Lol some races you don't even see ONE of these things and it becomes a battle for second place while first travels super far ahead. Beenox get on this game plz.
@Aaliyah Fan Yeah I've kinda lost interest in NF now, nothing but sweats on broken tracks with busted RNG. And Beenox doesn't want to fix it, they want to make more characters amd tracks. And add the fact Activision is adding microtransactions and most likely going to make it HARDER to unlock stuff without spending REAL money on a game we already spent $40/ $60 on and they said they wouldn't add any microtransactions...
Yeah, I'm looking forward to the next adventure title.
Slapping those oats
@2:33 damn, I'm sorry, but that was so funny.
I feel this rage...
I just realised, before this video, when was the last time he said "I'm done"?
Did they up the rate of orbs appearing? I literally seriously had about nine in play at the same time at on point.
Wait I don't remember uploading this video
2:15. SUPER DUPER OMEGA PAUSE ON THAT
*A R E Y O U A C T U A L L Y S L A P P I N G T H O S E O A T S?*
I got hit by an orb in last place. LAST. PLACE. This is a thing that can happen.
Same i was like wtf 😂😂😑😑
This is beautiful 😂
I was dreaming for some memes today.
omg i felt that so hard mate, you are now my brother
Bruh. I feel this on a whole entire level. I'm just farming for coins but it kills me to get hit with items I couldn't avoid because apparently they already hit me.
If your farming off coins you can join your friends in a Private match with racing it still gives you the coins during Wumpa Time and the weekend time when the weekend comes if your mainly focusing the Champion board I get that but coins are easy in a private match tbh since you know clocks and warp orbs 24/7 :’(
@@damienmorgan3426 Thanks! I've had that idea before. But unfortunately I only have 1 friend. Mostly because I play the Switch Version. And he's always too busy to usually ever play. Lol
Yea it sucks but hey gotta love the game I love it and I play the PS4 ver and all I get is clocked like hell or warp orbs along the way
Rage stronger than TNT is always fun.
Crash Team Racing? More like Crash Bandicoot Warped, am I right?
I noticed there was excessive amount of electric balls on this track but I thought its just bug :)
Racing you would be.. mad fun tbfh
Dis is what happens when you play CTR on Ps4. I never see this happen on switch ever lol
You’re the new old penguinz with excellent curse combinations
Its frustrating to get first place.
Beenox just need to hurry up and add an item-free mode to play in matchmaking; one of the BIGGEST draws CTR has always had over Mario Kart is that it's supposed to be more skill-based, but all it's doing atm is emulating MK - and not very well at that, because at least in MK the item drops aren't completely f***ed :L
Seems like your rivals have serious anger issues to hit you with THAT much, just be thankful it doesn't spam as crazy as this anymore(thank god)
I feel your pain
Do we say mario karted or CTRd?
At least he didn't get any clocks lol