ZEBRA MAN RAGE!
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- Опубликовано: 12 окт 2017
- Xemnas made me Eternal.
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Игры
"You've gotta be riding a camel through the desert on a Sunday afternoon when you're supposed to be in church."
Fuck Dark Souls, this is what the real hardcore gamers play.
“This game, this game can actually suck a frog... while a frog is sucking... a fly... I... I don’t know... I don’t fucking know dude” ~ Cynical 2017
If I make an unfunny joke about Xemnas having his letters be rearranged to Mansex, would that get me likes?
you have to also come right as the video is uploaded
Maybe. But we all know changing Blaine to "Brain" is the better joke. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!.................(oh wait)
Lol
Seriously though lol, who that was even a good idea to change his name XD
LMAOOOOO HIS NAME IS MANSEX LOOOOLLLLLL
3:05 Sora standing there like: "You had one job, Riku!"
Every time Cynical dies: "Ouchi Ouch." Every time Cynical gets hit by an attack: "Swoosh". (Someone make a compilation of this)
*DARKNESS* within *DARKNESS*
Special Attack: mega destruction Lazer barrage of wrecking
Keyblade
DetectiveEthanaterSpiritOfBobbyFulbrightGamer someone watches too much just a pancake
OMG! Is that you, Just a Pancake?
The rage I love it. "Im going karate kid on this guys arse"
seems like mr. miyagi didn't train his ass well enough.
Yes Cynical, feel that rage! As our Dark Lord Xemnas says, “Anger and hate are supreme!”. Fill your Hearts with anger and rage and give in to the darkness!
Everytime cynical rages the darkness consums his heart little by little. Jared will then have a nobody named jraxed.
Dexjra
Jaxder! That would be even better!
Dexraj?
*Spongebob music playing in the background*
*Xemnas:* Good afternoon!
*Sora:* Mansex
*Xemnas:* Technically speaking I am Xehanort's Nobody
*Sora:* Nobody!?
*Apprentice Xehanort:* Sorry for interupting! I am Apprentice Xehanort
*Sora:* Holy Macaroni! How many Xehanort's are there?
*Terranort:* Did someone say Xehanort!?
*Sora:* Let me guess! You are the young and hot blooded Xehanort.
*Young Xehanort:* Actually I am Young Xehanort. I can also time travel.
*Sora:* What the actual fu**!
AirbagVII the italian pizza's music was strong in that video
AirbagVII are those pancakes delicious
giga blast I prefer crêpes but they are good nonetheless!
Seems legit
AirbagVII It's-a me: *Italian Xehanort*
"This game can actually suck a frog while a frog is sucking... a fly"
*ANGER AND HATE ARE **_S U P R E M E_*
"Ok, I believe you!"
XD
Is it just me or are Just a Pancake memes taking over this channels comment section? (not that I'm complaining lol)
"Maybe it's Maybelline."
gotta keep that hair silky
Special attack: Evil Binding strings of darkness and chaos.... and knuckles
I love his fairy bread mini-rant with his t-rex steaks.🤣
"We shall go together"
So wait, is Xemnas hinting that he wants to have sex with Sora or...(ok thats enough with this joke)
Ok I believe you
I missed these rage videos. IN RAGE WE TRUST!!!!! (and Justice)
The heck Bobby?! Doesn't Nico need you to guide him on the path of justice right now?
Whose to say Nico is the "only" one that needs JUSTICE? I'm looking at you Cynical. IN JUSTICE WE TRUST!!! Lol but I'm just getting burnt out with being consistent in Nico's comment section. That doesn't mean I'm not there, just not as relevant. I'll be back there spreading justice eventually though!!! (just taking a bit of a break)
I see...You go to anyone who is in desperate need of JUSTICE...I understand now
Mr.L In the lady of justice runs in many paths.
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I would love to see Cynical fight a T-Rex when he gets the chance! 👊🏻 🦖
"You've got to be tickling a camel." OMG! Whut?! 😂😂😂
"I'm literally about to build a time machine, go back in time, fucking fight a T-rex with my bare fisticuffs, and fry some T-rex steaks on a fucking grill!"
😂 That one sent me!
For real though Xemnas' final fight has the most badass music.
The darkness is strong with zebra man
You know for someone who's a part of the most well known Kingdom Hearts group, you think Cynical would be better at this game.
Sonicstriforce I know right
If you were there (which you might have been, if so I revoke any statement that is about to follow) then you would know that Cynical was given specific challenges for this run so that's why he struggled
It's true that that the final boss is actually hard as balls if you have low defense and lack Once More & Second Chance. Plus in the remaster, when final Xemnas throws you into the air and you have to mash triangle to reversal, it's almost guaranteed that the triangle prompt will not show up at some point, meaning you will get hit unless you Reflect (this was almost never a problem in the PS2 versions).
But it's also true that Cynical made a few mistakes (at least from what I've seen in the video). Like when playing as Riku, all you have to do is Dark Aura every few seconds to keep Xemnas off you. Cynical just did a leroy jenkins and promptly got bitch slapped.
Not that I was there for the stream. Sorry if I missed something.
Dystopia except thats not true and was fixed a longghg time ago in the remaster
Abi Absie002 yeah I know, and this isn't a good example as xenmas is really hard but in general, he isn't bad but he isn't great at the game. for how much he loves kingdom hearts it's just kind of funny is all
The maybe it's maybelline and shrek thing had me dead 😂😂😂
Anger and hate, are soup cream
Best comment 420/360
HerefortheTae Can you spare a tart?
"You've gotta be riding a camel through the desert on a Sunday afternoon when you're meant to be at church but for some FUCKING reason you're riding a camel in the desert"
Oh my god that's the best one yet
you gotta love that ragejoint.
"This Game. This Game can suck a Frog while the Frog is sucking a Fly."
THAT LINE. It had my rolling.
Sora's got that 'puzzled' look down
The rage master has returned! This is not a drill!
Huh, I.guess you two didn't "Go together". :p
DetectiveEthanaterSpiritOfBobbyFulbrightGamer We'll they had NOTHING in common after all
How can TheGamersJoint read the comments without hearing of JustAPancake? It nearly impossible
dont worry he will *SUBMIT* eventually
I know right?! TheInjustice is too strong here!!!
I love your improv sentences. I call them “Cynicalisms”.
Goddamnit Jared you are the funniest dude when you rage, nobody has ever actually made me laugh myself to tears before, thanks for all of the laughs to make my shitty days better!
4:29 "What the fuck is the point!" holy moly Jared I haven't laughed that hard in about 9 years my dude thank you! XDDDDDD
React to Kingdom hearts re:chain of the birth by dream memories\ 358 sleep final mix by just a pancake
Soraalam1=Goku
HMK=Vegeta
Skyward wing=Krillin
Cynical=Yamcha
Soralam1 K.O'd Lingering Will with fucking Sweet Memories. 😕
That moment when 'cynnical dying montage' rolls in, but the whole video is a cynnical dying montage
Your reaction at the end was priceless! XD
inb4 hardcore gamers saying, "you're not trying hard enough."
you're not trying hard enough.
jk, just messing around
2:04 WINE!!!
Didn't expect to see you here.
Cynical has the best insults ever XD
“Cynical Dying Montage” I thought that was the whole video though haha
"Maybe It's Maybelline." What does that got to do with anything?! Cynical my boi
It's been awhile since you uploaded a rage video but I still love them
no cursing is better than gamerjoint's curses
when all the rage could have been avoided with second chance/once more
This has to be on of your best ones so far hahaha
0:24 "You gonna be putting sprinkles on my goddamn bread!" Lol that is making me laugh so much 😂😂😂
"Fisty-cuffs". I'm gonna start saying that 😂
man, this video is like the 1 time that i faced the zebra, but it not so hard once i mastered the patern attacks XD
Oh my god his reactions are the best
Love your new video glad I caught it live. MasterCSD shout out to the boi.!!! That fight for us all.
"Anger and hate are supreme" -The Zebraman himself said it.
Cynical the zebra attack are stong with this one love your rage videos please keep them coming and thanks for one of your rage video yet love your channel keep up the great work man peace
the t rex on the grill got me XD
I love it when u rage because the stuff u say when your mad r hilarious
I bet the Kingdom Key in the background is just thinking, "Why did he have to be the one to wield me?"
i guess zebra learned from the last game what happens when you fight him or he's trying to get his revenge
"We shall go together."
Yes the rage is back with a vengeance
One thing I learned with final xemnas fight on critical mode is that use session with riku when xemnas tosses you in the air the triangle spam don't work worth shit
“YOU BETTER BE PUTTING SPRINKLES ON MY GODDAMN BREAD!”
0:38
What’s weird is that if whoever made the joke said “dreams of having them” twice it would’ve made sense, but would’ve been even more disgusting.
This video made me spit my drink 3 times
😂😂😂what the heck! Why is Saturday Afternoon so commonly used!
I always use riku's limit instead of pressing the triangle button in the air
"Demon noodles"
😂😂😂😂
It seems they still never fixed the reversal command. I just took advantage of the limit to achieve invulnerability during the duration while at least getting some hits on him
I beat it last week and they patched it
Great, more rage videos!
If you don't want the clone to hit you then use dark aura and make it flinch
God damn laser room
I know the feeling, man. XD I've learnt... Zebras are not to be fucked with!
8.5 years? Are you speaking in kingdom hearts titles now?
NateNyte can't wait for kingdom hearts re 2.896458953/95,000,000 days recoded memoires birth by union final mix
Cynical should make a sea salt snippet going over Sora's official height because I was reading Kingdom Hearts community post on facebook and someone on that page said that they talked to namoura and he said that does is 160 CM 5"2 around 5"3
I don't know if I should feel proud about that I beat Xigbar, Saïx, Luxord and Xemnas on first try. And that was when I played KH2 for the first time xD
dem hitmarkers lmao
I love watching cynicals video it real funny when he rages
5 second death a new record
First vid I’ve watched of cynical rage, it’s pretty damn funny 😄
I can't wait to fight captain zebra coat one day myself. He's wannabe lightsabers don't scare me!
True Blue Sonic Fan as long as you arent on critical then zebra man isnt that much of a pain, honestly one of the most satisfying battles of the series
I fought him back in October on Beginner. I'm no good at KH2, so I went to Beginner.
His*
on critical it is a brutal fight. i barely managed to beat it. funny enough i managed to skip the phase where sora gets captured with a smart use of items
he couldn't handle them balls, my dudes
5:18 *R E P L E N T I S H*
I relate to this
The rage is ETERNAL!!!
You were so close at the end there.
That poor chair
Today we observe Jared in his natural habitat
I beat Xemnas on my first try after 10 years of not playing it.
VincentWeir he's playing on critical with some kind of restrictions
I'll admit that it took me years to finally complete KH2. Heres a rundown: The Demyx fight (The Underworld one) took 6 months, the actual Demyx fight took about a year, The Xaldin fight took another 6 months, the Xigbar fight took 1 year, the Siax fight took 1 year and the Xemnas fights took 2 years. Also keep in mind this was on *Beginner Mode*. (my pride is now gone)
DetectiveEthanaterSpiritOfBobbyFulbrightGamer It took you over 5 years to beat kingdom hearts 2 on beginner. You've got to be riding a camel in the desert twisting the nipples of a turkey.
DetectiveEthanaterSpiritOfBobbyFulbrightGamer how??? i found normal to easy and i was playing on an emulator with my keyboard.the only fight i had trouble with was demxys second fight and i still beat it in one afternoon
I am literally dead serious. To be fair though, I was only 7 years old at the time when I got the game and I had limited time to play it. But my god, my childhood memories of me constantly dying back then are honestly Nightmares to me. Thank god i can blaze through Critical Mode with ease after 10 years lol.
I forgot how U play as Riku at that boss battle...And that only boss!
I cant wait until the keyblade graveyard rage....
i love you. seriously 😂
his rage is the best
Will you be doing a video on the Tron KH Pops? and other exclusive pops like Valor FF and HT Sora? also Organization XIII Mickey has been confirmed but the Pop has not been announced but is on the back and feature on the back of the box of KH wave 2 Pops like I think HT Sora an Hot Topic exclusive and I have a pic of it showing OG13 Mickey.
Not gonna lie, I lost my shit when Sora died in the exact last second you were about to rescue him 😂😂😂😂 Or when Riku died, I've never even seen that animation 😂😂😆
My question is why do u not have 2nd chance and once more equipped?
How does Jared come up with all these weird phrases
I need to know
the killer zebra
Question what level do you recommend for beating answer for kingdom hearts final mix and which keyblade to us I don't have ultimate weapon so which keyblade to use