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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @cdm966
    @cdm966 Год назад +12636

    This might be the saddest invention I've ever seen. The only way they could make it sadder is by marketing it to people with deceased partners

    • @Elizahteb
      @Elizahteb Год назад +747

      Would that count as necrophiIia?

    • @belle8732
      @belle8732 Год назад +666

      @@Elizahteb no wtf 💀

    • @captainroberts6318
      @captainroberts6318 Год назад +166

      Something like that will happen, it's not a matter of if but when

    • @volvo09
      @volvo09 Год назад +1

      This is truly fugged up! What!!! How not sexy.
      I could never imagine myself in any experience where this would be viable. It's repulsive, and as tacky as can be.

    • @justacursedpfpwithsomesubs7130
      @justacursedpfpwithsomesubs7130 Год назад +254

      Damn. Shit just went from sad to morbid real quick.

  • @theberserker222
    @theberserker222 Год назад +15201

    I just love when Charlie just jumps on random companies to just complain or advertise them

    • @BestOfAnimalss
      @BestOfAnimalss Год назад +84

      It's called sponsorship

    • @FatherOfWIS
      @FatherOfWIS Год назад +171

      @Patrick39 bros in every comment💀

    • @navoneel
      @navoneel Год назад +1

      @Patrick39 I'M BETTER THAN YOUR PARENTS RAISING YOU UP LMAO

    • @Bruhhduz
      @Bruhhduz Год назад +4

      @@FatherOfWIS its a bot

    • @FrickYourHandle
      @FrickYourHandle Год назад +36

      Just like when he just did just that just… yenno

  • @AnthologyOfDave
    @AnthologyOfDave Год назад +4950

    Charlie is the only person I can think of that describes things with "stinky" "goober" "doofus" and it always cracks me up.

    • @judfps
      @judfps Год назад +104

      i started saying goober because of him, great word

    • @musicrinda
      @musicrinda Год назад +58

      Remember 'goofy'.

    • @SomeRandoDum
      @SomeRandoDum Год назад +31

      I use goofy, stinky, goober and doofus because of charlie

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Год назад +1

      Not to mention he has the greatest kissing form of all time

    • @exentybyte4499
      @exentybyte4499 Год назад +3

      I wanna describe things with "stinky" "goober" "Goofy" and "doofus"

  • @nyoomper
    @nyoomper Год назад +183

    gonna be honest when i saw the thumbnail i thought it was a phone fleshlight attachment

    • @k-sf1ld
      @k-sf1ld 6 месяцев назад +11

      it isn't?

    • @kingillager
      @kingillager 6 месяцев назад

      @@k-sf1ld r u srs

    • @-fireball65-
      @-fireball65- 2 месяца назад

      Same

    • @yaboiedgar
      @yaboiedgar 2 месяца назад

      It basically is, but it's just not big enough for the full cock.

  • @DogsWithPurpose
    @DogsWithPurpose Год назад +5869

    Imagine having this, the Vr helmet, and the voice box. You will literally look like some gadget amalgamation

    • @topkek996
      @topkek996 Год назад +436

      "From the moment I realized the weakness of my flesh..."

    • @captainanus8131
      @captainanus8131 Год назад +231

      @@topkek996 “it disgusted me”

    • @monkemonkerson5620
      @monkemonkerson5620 Год назад +90

      Like how the GameBoy had so many add-ons for it. It just becomes a Frankenstein abomination, lol.

    • @burp2019
      @burp2019 Год назад +30

      *we have the technology*

    • @Mastashakenbake
      @Mastashakenbake Год назад +11

      Reminds me of that Aqua Teen Hunger Force Episode where Shake and Carl get the VR helmet.

  • @cloudfair7
    @cloudfair7 Год назад +4345

    One small step for man, one giant leap for weird ass tech that nobody asked for

    • @paulablack1863
      @paulablack1863 Год назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯

    • @BestOfAnimalss
      @BestOfAnimalss Год назад +1

      Dope

    • @EffYouMan
      @EffYouMan Год назад +13

      I asked for this

    • @iPervy
      @iPervy Год назад +12

      Oddly enough noone ask for this video, but charlie knew we did.

    • @jsbzoh6
      @jsbzoh6 Год назад

      You commented one minute after he posted this video. How did you know immediately? Just luck?

  • @tayumapower
    @tayumapower Год назад +2922

    When Charlie said, ''You lonely?''
    I felt that

    • @gobo6001
      @gobo6001 Год назад +20

      bro your comment got stolen by a bot, and its right above yours lmao

    • @Foxy-r5g
      @Foxy-r5g Год назад +2

      You beat me to it🤣🤣🤣

    • @JayDayKay
      @JayDayKay Год назад +8

      @Anna.user723hello bot that RUclips hasn’t banned yet

    • @JayDayKay
      @JayDayKay Год назад +1

      @@p-__I trust you

    • @glennmatthews758
      @glennmatthews758 Год назад

      I would comment on the bot comment that stole yours to berate it, but I don’t want the algorithm to give it the credit.
      AND UR COMMENT HAS 420 LIKES hah

  • @mecaka9077
    @mecaka9077 Год назад +81

    Watching this with my partner and we realized if it’s attached to the base of your phone, it’s gonna be really easy to bump the “end call” button with your nose as you make out with the device.

    • @Glitched_System_byte
      @Glitched_System_byte Год назад +7

      That’s the price we must pay for innovation.

    • @_Nomad_0
      @_Nomad_0 Год назад

      @mecaka9077 That's a long ass nose then 😂, 4:45

  • @FlareBlitzBanana
    @FlareBlitzBanana Год назад +4187

    I'm so happy to see Charlie go back to poking fun at weird kickstarter products instead of talking about drama or other depressing topics. It's a nice return to form.

    • @mad_elf
      @mad_elf Год назад +190

      ​@TEF - Things explained fast yes. Charlie's been down the bummer hole for a while. Nice to see something like this just making fun of a goofy product.

    • @elg94
      @elg94 Год назад

      yea cause that's not depressing at all, people so lonely that they start using this... lol what are you, a sociopath?

    • @speak-the-red-letters
      @speak-the-red-letters Год назад +2

      2:21 I need the link

    • @keane6
      @keane6 Год назад

      @Courage the conservative dog dude I'm high as fuck right now. Just thought i'd tell you

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature Год назад

      @Courage the conservative dog "whining from rainbow haired weirdos"
      I sure am glad that Americans are able to realise that only those with colored hair are problems. (despite all of their past school shooters having regular hair)

  • @WankersCramp69
    @WankersCramp69 Год назад +1554

    I have never seen a company literally convert raw sadness into an actual product before.

    • @riccardodellorto4267
      @riccardodellorto4267 Год назад +53

      Basically only fans

    • @FirstnameLastname-zq8oy
      @FirstnameLastname-zq8oy Год назад

      @@riccardodellorto4267 sex work has been around for a long time brother, I can guarantee that you’ve wacked it to the hub before. These silicone lips just for kissing, not even sex, are a whole different breed though💀💀

    • @d0ubleg78
      @d0ubleg78 Год назад +27

      What about body pillow manufacturers?

    • @realryleu
      @realryleu Год назад +15

      Replika?

    • @quintinstilianou4295
      @quintinstilianou4295 Год назад +7

      Slaverty

  • @animeheroes1865
    @animeheroes1865 Год назад +6443

    Charlie always knows what will make humans evolve, in this case, a kissing machine.

    • @animedebater6365
      @animedebater6365 Год назад +13

      bro I love your vids so much, your community tab polls are best anime polls of all time im in love with them, you are so underrated broo and what are the chances that im subbed to u and i meet u in a vid...

    • @NarutoUzumaki-zp9nq
      @NarutoUzumaki-zp9nq Год назад +15

      Imagine you are just rubbing your lips on a god damn machine for some functioning, that's hilarious 💀

    • @ghostEstone
      @ghostEstone Год назад

      You just have bots everywhere your go when stealing comments Anime Heroes? Is your ego that high? I'd expect it from a weeb tbh.

    • @filip9564
      @filip9564 Год назад +49

      ​​@@animedebater6365 the chance is 100% because ur his alt... u litterly commented the EXACT same thing under ur comment on another videl

    • @animedebater6365
      @animedebater6365 Год назад +7

      @@filip9564 no lol I'm a youtuber 💀

  • @CyberBrew
    @CyberBrew Год назад +220

    The ability for Charlie to poetically weave in the cringe along with the sincerity is an art. It truly is.

  • @stevenl9395
    @stevenl9395 Год назад +662

    0:46 I feel like Charlie saying “Welcome to the future, asshole” is the real life equivalent of Johnny in Cyberpunk saying “Wake up, Samurai”

    • @emdocc
      @emdocc Год назад +90

      "Welcome to the future asshole, we've got a phone to kiss"

    • @ekathe85
      @ekathe85 Год назад +10

      @@emdocc LOL

    • @RocknRollWerewolf1987
      @RocknRollWerewolf1987 Год назад +24

      I’m pretty sure it’s “ Wake the fuck up samurai”

    • @sebastianriz4703
      @sebastianriz4703 Год назад +6

      He only said that in a trailer sadly

    • @CovenantPurple
      @CovenantPurple Год назад +3

      Haha yes!!! When he first said it I bust my gut and rewound it many times. Your metaphor is perfect!

  • @DocInABox
    @DocInABox Год назад +665

    When I was in college, my husband was in the army. In 4 years I saw him maybe collectively a month and a half. I missed him so much it hurt. Never, not ever, would I even consider something so damn embarrassing

    • @Danuxsy
      @Danuxsy Год назад +39

      The Future is now, old woman. 😂😂😂😂

    • @Krisztian08
      @Krisztian08 Год назад +114

      probably the first time I ever heard someone talk about their husband being in the army without it leading to a cheating confession

    • @LoFoSho
      @LoFoSho Год назад +14

      @@Krisztian08lmao that’s where I thought it was going.
      To be continued maybe? 😂

    • @DocInABox
      @DocInABox Год назад +67

      @@Krisztian08 neither one of us could ever tolerate touching another human being. We are together forever by sheer exclusion of everyone else. True love lol

    • @someonerandom704
      @someonerandom704 Год назад +4

      @@DocInABox must be if he seriously thought he could go four years in the military without getting cheated on

  • @THEGRUMPTRUCK
    @THEGRUMPTRUCK Год назад +2236

    We need to get Charlie, Moistcr1tikal, and Penguinz0 in a call together and have the most epic video collab of all time.

    • @galvansaid100
      @galvansaid100 Год назад +21

      They are the same person

    • @erineginn
      @erineginn Год назад +376

      @@galvansaid100no no he’s got a point

    • @varanusking096
      @varanusking096 Год назад +139

      @@galvansaid100 LMAO no way

    • @confusion8193
      @confusion8193 Год назад +81

      ​@@galvansaid100 no way did that joke fly over your head.

    • @awar-bb5ru
      @awar-bb5ru Год назад +8

      @@erineginn lol.

  • @nscott2590
    @nscott2590 Год назад +53

    I love how it presents itself as some futuristic phenomenon 😂 they kept asking themselves if they could and not if they should

  • @hawkmoon5290
    @hawkmoon5290 Год назад +1469

    Over the phone blowies are truly what we needed

  • @Speedcubenz
    @Speedcubenz Год назад +594

    Charlie’s rabid animal solo kiss demo is something I absolutely wasn’t ready for 😂😂😂

    • @custardpanda6209
      @custardpanda6209 Год назад +37

      Was looking for this comment - can’t wait for the gif hahaha

    • @callmeangie867
      @callmeangie867 Год назад +1

      @@custardpanda6209 😂😂

    • @denny4518
      @denny4518 Год назад +3

      My farts are worse than Penguinz0, My content is worse!! (Yes a bot).

    • @dotmatrixmoe
      @dotmatrixmoe Год назад +10

      ​@@Instabruh.User.. You kiss better than him though? I want proof. 😏

    • @callmeangie867
      @callmeangie867 Год назад +2

      @@dotmatrixmoe (Not a bot)

  • @razzledazzle7373
    @razzledazzle7373 Год назад +230

    Can we just appreciate this 11/10 performance? 5:00

    • @destinypunch1097
      @destinypunch1097 Год назад +26

      his rizz

    • @bennygeniv
      @bennygeniv Год назад +30

      His girlfriend is lucky

    • @JJtoob
      @JJtoob Год назад +16

      He's not the greatest actor alive for nothing.

    • @ZenithintheMaking
      @ZenithintheMaking Год назад +5

      ​@@bennygeniv 😂😂stop it

    • @KoffeeB
      @KoffeeB 18 дней назад

      4:59 This is beautiful, I've watched this for 5 hours now

  • @martitron3268
    @martitron3268 Год назад +109

    I've been using this for about a year, and it is really the best in the industry.
    Thanks Opera GX!

    • @erikpng
      @erikpng Год назад +4

      Nice

    • @giddeonjames9551
      @giddeonjames9551 Год назад +11

      He had us in the first half not gonna lie

    • @hand13932
      @hand13932 11 месяцев назад

      is that a "wonder" profile pic friend

  • @MoonWielder
    @MoonWielder Год назад +496

    I love how this invention mainly took inspiration from Howard based on that one episode of The Big Bang Theory.

  • @kadekais
    @kadekais Год назад +383

    when charlie asked if i was lonely, i started crying uncontrollably. i paused the video and stepped outside and fell to my knees, hands to the sky, i wept. asking where my friends went, where my life has gone.

    • @cmg8376
      @cmg8376 Год назад +12

      lol wtf

    • @loveableheathen7441
      @loveableheathen7441 Год назад +24

      Same tbh

    • @SBRtime69420
      @SBRtime69420 Год назад +73

      I was in the library and I started screaming and shaking. My anguish was so loud that they asked me to leave.

    • @ceoatcrystalsoft4942
      @ceoatcrystalsoft4942 Год назад +3

      They are sitting in their rooms on their phones

    • @eclipticarcher6008
      @eclipticarcher6008 Год назад +30

      You are not alone for I am living in your walls

  • @tf7blackout
    @tf7blackout Год назад +816

    Over the past two years, Charlie has become one of my favorite creators to the point where I haven't missed a vid in a while.

    • @tf7blackout
      @tf7blackout Год назад

      @@Instabruh.User.. shut up pls

    • @GabeSutton21
      @GabeSutton21 Год назад +20

      Same. I casually watched him when I was younger but the last year or 2 I've really picked up on his content. Easily one of the best streamers out there.

    • @parzingtheasian
      @parzingtheasian Год назад +2

      what about the podcasts

    • @batuwestwood
      @batuwestwood Год назад +1

      dick riding crazy☠️

    • @Khergit
      @Khergit Год назад

      @@parzingtheasian Skip em.

  • @retrodude7503
    @retrodude7503 Год назад +9

    4:16 LESS GOOOOO

  • @tchanthaphaeng
    @tchanthaphaeng Год назад +455

    This is unironically the best advertising this company could have asked for.

    • @towelie4625
      @towelie4625 Год назад +6

      I use to be a Tyler before they changed me into a Towel.

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Год назад +14

      It is and it isn’t... I definitely was expecting a whole different purpose to this brilliant product

    • @charliemackovas
      @charliemackovas Год назад +1

      ​@@towelie4625 wtf

  • @VD1461
    @VD1461 Год назад +517

    the way charlie said "you lonely? you ever wanna kiss someone and you're too far away?" had me thinking he was gonna pull me through the screen to kiss me

  • @djfaceplant2076
    @djfaceplant2076 Год назад +1034

    “You lonely? You ever wanna kiss someone and you’re too far away?” *Me everytime I watch Moist’s videos*

    • @gamingpc5459
      @gamingpc5459 Год назад +44

      @YeaMan eww

    • @detective2221
      @detective2221 Год назад +1

      SHUT UP GAY

    • @elone4567
      @elone4567 Год назад +5

      Pause

    • @_X1M_
      @_X1M_ Год назад +34

      …oh it’s for a kiss, I thought… never mind….

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan Год назад +6

      Gotta make out with the Moby Huge

  • @tg8087
    @tg8087 Год назад +7

    4:49 that girl really is wondering what she is doing with her life

  • @shannonolivas9524
    @shannonolivas9524 Год назад +136

    Just imagine walking around with this on your phone like all day. Talk about a power move!

  • @LoveHandle4890
    @LoveHandle4890 Год назад +321

    *Charlie Just Yesterday: Absolutely terrified of A.I taking over the world. *Charlie Today: Absolutely loves technology.

    • @donutchan8114
      @donutchan8114 Год назад +12

      Maybe because a pair of robot lips isn't exactly gonna obliterate the job market.

    • @MrKingJson
      @MrKingJson Год назад +5

      Conclusion: Charlie has been replaced by an AI

    • @anthirium5921
      @anthirium5921 Год назад +2

      he’s just like me fr

  • @LoveHandle4890
    @LoveHandle4890 Год назад +291

    Pretty sure the creator pretty much just looked at a Flesh-light and thought “Hmm, what if we could communicate with someone on the phone while using it?”.

    • @victoriazero8869
      @victoriazero8869 Год назад +1

      I literally think it was a blowjob machine from the thumbnail.

    • @koda2002
      @koda2002 Год назад +19

      U mean to tell me this ISNT a flashlight???

    • @JasonAzad-df4zs
      @JasonAzad-df4zs Год назад

      the flashlight would be a better idea. POV Porn!

    • @analogueapples
      @analogueapples Год назад

      It actually would be really successful if it was a fleshlight. Either your long distance partner or random guys or gilrs on the internet can suck you off. Prostitutes would use it to work online and maybe even onlyfans and chaturbate stars would do it for money. The one doing the sucking would have a penis device that records the tongue movements.

    • @OnlyTwoShoes
      @OnlyTwoShoes 11 месяцев назад

      Isn't that just Lovense?

  • @mrvalveras
    @mrvalveras Год назад +20

    Now I can finally strap my fleshlight to my phone and go unnoticed in the crowds!

  • @IanFraser420
    @IanFraser420 Год назад +30

    I love the actors they got to demonstrate this. Like, the image of these two kissing this thing with just the deadest stare imaginable is fantastic.

  • @eichen97
    @eichen97 Год назад +103

    i can imagine their next wild invention: a fleshlight connected to your phone so the other person at the other side of the call can feel disgusted and judge you in silence.

    • @deadturret4049
      @deadturret4049 Год назад +25

      Fleshlight ipad cases are a thing, so you arent far off

    • @Coffee.Warlord
      @Coffee.Warlord Год назад +14

      ​@@deadturret4049 ayo??

    • @Danuxsy
      @Danuxsy Год назад

      a better invention would be a long tongue that you control with your own tongue (through computer vision) so you can lick your partner clean from the other side of the world, now that would sell!

    • @gremloid
      @gremloid Год назад +5

      @@deadturret4049 why ipad specifically lmao

    • @melodica_man0216
      @melodica_man0216 Год назад

      @@gremloidIg so it’s like your actually holding someone or something

  • @MCisAwesome95
    @MCisAwesome95 Год назад +216

    When I first saw the thumbnail, I thought it was some sort of phone attachment that imitated the other speaker's words so people with bad hearing can read the lips
    Which genuinely sounds like something people would find useful tbh, this invention is salvageable
    (Note since people are pointing it out: yes, I know it's a primitive design, I know video calls exist. I don't own a phone so I don't tend to think about how those work that much)

    • @dollenrm
      @dollenrm Год назад +1

      Seriously? You saw this thumbnail and thought it was something OTHER than a weird sex toy thing? Your brain should be studied for future generations

    • @char1194
      @char1194 Год назад +21

      If you know what the other speaker is saying you could just display it as words on the screen

    • @RobotronSage
      @RobotronSage Год назад +4

      I dont think you thought this one out too well

    • @gink_ie
      @gink_ie Год назад +2

      @dre st0rm same here bahahaha

    • @MCisAwesome95
      @MCisAwesome95 Год назад +1

      @@ThisIsNotMyRealSelf *You don't want to know*

  • @luvandrei1531
    @luvandrei1531 Год назад +18

    I have never felt the future pull me kicking and screaming into the future quite this hard. Thanks Charlie!!!

  • @dr_sussy_magussy
    @dr_sussy_magussy Год назад +972

    This is truly a technology moment of all time.

    • @FatherOfWIS
      @FatherOfWIS Год назад

      @Patrick39 shut up💀

    • @Walter_white.587
      @Walter_white.587 Год назад +21

      Bro you didn't even hear him talk yet and you commented

    • @Oh_miyo
      @Oh_miyo Год назад

      @Patrick39 🤓

    • @FunkySpinach
      @FunkySpinach Год назад +2

      tomfoolery

    • @navoneel
      @navoneel Год назад +14

      This is truly a time to comment before watching moment of all time

  • @chisecrecy4974
    @chisecrecy4974 Год назад +50

    "It sounds like you're strangling a frog"
    This man is an expert at analogies I swear

  • @73407
    @73407 Год назад +10

    4:35 the way Charlie just said that was nice.

  • @CanadianMoose
    @CanadianMoose Год назад +5

    I had to scroll down to the comments during the kissing parts to avoid it. I have never felt more uncomfortable.

  • @dizzyhq5100
    @dizzyhq5100 Год назад +666

    Imagine seeing someone sitting across from you making out with rubber lips while they claim it’s actually their partner

    • @paulablack1863
      @paulablack1863 Год назад +16

      Walking in on your roommate in the midst of a make-out session...
      Or the parents catching a teen with it. That's damn near like the apple pie incident in American Pie.
      *We'll just tell your Mom that we ate it...

    • @D44RK_Iced_Yogs
      @D44RK_Iced_Yogs Год назад +6

      This helps cover up your imaginative girlfriend! Perfect for the incels who hate being incels!

    • @ryv2484
      @ryv2484 Год назад +1

      @Don't Read My Profile Photo 👎🏻

    • @notcornelius123
      @notcornelius123 Год назад +1

      Nah its actually me kissing my homies

    • @yleyatarn
      @yleyatarn Год назад

      @@notcornelius123 Same don’t disturb me and me homie cause that’s rude we are trying to kiss.

  • @HypeGod6969
    @HypeGod6969 Год назад +12

    0:29 never thought he'd says such words in my life

  • @O-01-04
    @O-01-04 Год назад +422

    I can't believe we looped to the point of reinventing the fleshlight. Legendary day for mankind tbh.

    • @RWM0
      @RWM0 Год назад +28

      @YeaMan Bot

    • @shadows7936
      @shadows7936 Год назад +2

      It's for long-distance couples, not about sexual stuff

    • @AngryAlfonse
      @AngryAlfonse Год назад +21

      Oh this isn't the reinvention of the flashlight. What you're talking about would be teledildonics -- electronically controlled "devices." They can be controlled by remote partners, as well as software that can sync the movements up with videos or games. It's amazing... and gross.

    • @Yangin12
      @Yangin12 Год назад

      omg lmfao

    • @cobiguy
      @cobiguy Год назад +4

      @YeaMan he doesn’t know you lil bro 💀

  • @staringalio7775
    @staringalio7775 Год назад +2

    the way that thing pulses is uncanny

  • @Addymarket
    @Addymarket Год назад +190

    The way this man can pull 700 almost 800 thousand views in 4 hours will never not amaze me.

    • @sean8102
      @sean8102 Год назад +8

      I found out recently my older sister and my mom have started watching Charlie. Not any of his gaming stuff because they don't care about gaming, but they love watching his videos on random drama/stories etc. I'm wondering if YT recommended Charlie to them because I didn't discover him until about a month ago and all of us are in a google family group so we can share a YT premium family sub (between me, mom, sister, dad, my niece, and my cousin). Wouldn't surprise me at all if they use that kind of data to influence recommendations a bit among accounts in a family group. But yeah I would have never guessed my Mom of all people would be watching Charlie on a regular basis lol.

    • @humanbeeing4780
      @humanbeeing4780 Год назад +6

      He has 12 mil subs

    • @ivansoto9723
      @ivansoto9723 Год назад +1

      @@sean8102 Maybe, maybe not. Charlie is actually popular enough to just show up a lot in peoples recommended.

    • @garrydimasa1964
      @garrydimasa1964 Год назад

      ​@@sean8102 Curious how they think about Charlie's rant.

  • @caffeinated9737
    @caffeinated9737 Год назад +95

    I'm still recovering from the jumpscare "AI" charlie did last video.

  • @user-yo6eq6xb6q
    @user-yo6eq6xb6q Год назад +18

    4:12 glad we’re on the same page 😂

  • @primzu
    @primzu Год назад +2

    4:59 IM CRYING

  • @T800BR
    @T800BR Год назад +167

    i thought this was gonna be something that's actually kinda cool like a mouth that moves with lip sync whenever you're in a call with someone like those one piece phone snails

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 Год назад +57

      You see a silicone pair of lips and you think it will be anything other than the worst thing you've ever seen?

    • @flamingfury1785
      @flamingfury1785 Год назад +11

      i truly need an irl transponder snail

    • @jeffphisher3801
      @jeffphisher3801 Год назад +2

      Says "gotcha" when you pick up

    • @emmamiller3993
      @emmamiller3993 Год назад +3

      Now I want my very own transponder snail thanks for that

    • @T800BR
      @T800BR Год назад +2

      @@cooliostarstache5474 sometimes it's better to remain hopeful.

  • @clusterstage
    @clusterstage Год назад +88

    i saw this invention back in 2018
    i thought it was a meme. Now I'm definitely convinced we live in a memeverse.

    • @yumin_pluto558
      @yumin_pluto558 Год назад +4

      All memes are real ideas (meme basically just means Idea) so really we’ve always lived in meme land.

    • @bossu5648
      @bossu5648 Год назад +2

      @@inactive75464"memes are the dna of the soul"

    • @bensoncheung2801
      @bensoncheung2801 11 месяцев назад +1

      Sixty eighth thumb

  • @Lil_M0053
    @Lil_M0053 Год назад +88

    Brooo Charlie demonstrating kissing styles is so fucking funny to me😂 I need it to become a meme or something 5:00

    • @brandon8937
      @brandon8937 Год назад +1

      Every video he makes one meme comes out of it lmao

  • @Bradorks
    @Bradorks Год назад +25

    Someone snip Charlie’s mouth movements at 5:00
    It’s meme material

    • @sanmedbij
      @sanmedbij Год назад +4

      Lmao my thoughts. 😂 Lemme contact MemeZee real quick.

  • @SloppyPotatoo
    @SloppyPotatoo Год назад +11

    05:30 . Pretty sure they just recorded a wet basement with a water droplet hitting the water

  • @moisesvillasenor3302
    @moisesvillasenor3302 Год назад +26

    I enjoyed how much this video felt like a throwback to when he use to make videos like this

  • @confusedingeneral6073
    @confusedingeneral6073 Год назад +1

    when i saw the thumbnail i was immediately reminded of the Jerkmate phone attachment from GTA V

  • @DivineMind222
    @DivineMind222 Год назад +11

    1:57 yo I'm so stoned whenever the Opera logo popped up I thought it was a red circle highlighting his mic cord or something on the wall LMAO I kept looking and looking like with the hell are they circling and why I don't see shit 😂😂

  • @Hexra_
    @Hexra_ Год назад +16

    This video feels very reminiscent to the old product mocking videos Charlie used to do with little to no facecam on. Nostalgia is coming back on this one

  • @jaqsre
    @jaqsre Год назад +146

    tbh i think the finger warming idea is pretty good. maybe we could invent socks for hands next!

    • @VoidBel
      @VoidBel Год назад +9

      You can cut the fingers off winter gloves

    • @kevinperron5767
      @kevinperron5767 Год назад +30

      ​@@VoidBel do i need to remove my hands first?

    • @starstorm1267
      @starstorm1267 Год назад +2

      Socks for hands? You mean gloves?

    • @paul-nj1ig
      @paul-nj1ig Год назад +13

      ​@@starstorm1267 that's what they're trying to say

    • @doid7293
      @doid7293 Год назад +6

      yea great ideia, how about We name them gloves?

  • @aliensoup2420
    @aliensoup2420 Год назад +1

    By the thumbnail I thought it was a programmable fleshlight

  • @floorsauce3646
    @floorsauce3646 Год назад +32

    Can you imagine if that was actually for your starter sets? Like, imagine you get on a video call with your boyfriend, but it turns out to be a different kind of POV shot

  • @EnderMagpie
    @EnderMagpie Год назад +64

    They had a segment on this on my local news channels of all places, and the lips are pretty cheap at only $40. I think the low price helped boost sales since anyone curious could pick one up just to see what they're like without busting the bank.

    • @RobotronSage
      @RobotronSage Год назад +10

      $40 is cheap? tf?

    • @EnderMagpie
      @EnderMagpie Год назад +15

      @@RobotronSage I mean I was definitely expecting way more tbh

    • @Danuxsy
      @Danuxsy Год назад

      @@RobotronSage well one of those pussy sex dolls are like $300+ or whatever lmao

    • @riccardodellorto4267
      @riccardodellorto4267 Год назад +5

      Can't wait for the apple version which would cost at least a grand

    • @valleypanda
      @valleypanda Год назад

      $20 would’ve been better

  • @apurvaisnotcool
    @apurvaisnotcool Год назад +56

    I'm so glad charlie is making these i missed his old content so much.Truly the golden era. I like drama and his coverage but old charlie was special. ❤

  • @Zaonce
    @Zaonce Год назад +1

    This could pass for an interesting fleshlight

  • @Orangejr36
    @Orangejr36 Год назад +33

    If you see a receipt for "Self Heating Lips" this is the LAST thing you would think it was an upgrade for.

  • @altruisticlemur
    @altruisticlemur Год назад +55

    0:22 I actually started crying when Charlie asked "you lonely"? Goddamn everything just hit me like a truck.

  • @hypermangi8265
    @hypermangi8265 Год назад +22

    0:36 what if I want more than a kiss 👽😳

    • @Quailbbu
      @Quailbbu Год назад

      Cut a hole

    • @jewelsofjuly7377
      @jewelsofjuly7377 Год назад

      It doesn't have a hole 😢

    • @chenterr103
      @chenterr103 11 месяцев назад

      You've heard of phones having a flashlight, now...

  • @99baking
    @99baking Год назад +2

    5:00
    Just saving that for later

  • @Keyser___Soze
    @Keyser___Soze Год назад +17

    1:20 “Anything human lips can do, these can do better” 🤔

  • @AmbblyPuff
    @AmbblyPuff Год назад +43

    5:00 I almost died seeing Charlie's demonstration of feral animal kissing 🤣

  • @ArtenisaTheCreator
    @ArtenisaTheCreator Год назад +40

    this is the channel I go through after 5 stages of grief from my homework thanks Charlie keep up the work

  • @lowercaseperiod.
    @lowercaseperiod. Год назад +2

    Didn’t Big Bang theory do this years ago

  • @ashsvanlife
    @ashsvanlife Год назад +53

    We are blesses that Charlie is posting vids on a regular! We owe him so much for all these hours of entertainment…

    • @sundaynightdrunk
      @sundaynightdrunk Год назад +6

      He's really well-paid for his service to the people.

    • @ashsvanlife
      @ashsvanlife Год назад

      @@sundaynightdrunk amen

  • @Gunbudder
    @Gunbudder Год назад +7

    4:55 this is the most common way Chinese students kiss from my experience. they also almost never hug. hugging isn't really a thing there

  • @caleb_artzs2533
    @caleb_artzs2533 Год назад +11

    4:05 that was supposed to be a kiss device? I thought it was a ONA-Hole

  • @larspeterson2727
    @larspeterson2727 Год назад +1

    4:14 answers everyone’s big question

  • @alejoSOTOful
    @alejoSOTOful Год назад +8

    "Welcome to the future asshole" caught me by surprise. such a great line, and also top tier meme material

  • @AkimboWiiMotes
    @AkimboWiiMotes Год назад +14

    7:03 this dude can’t be left alive. He’ll steal our wives.

  • @AleOnYouTube
    @AleOnYouTube Год назад +45

    The question is, why don’t just use a fleshlight at this point? They know it’s the next step, they are hidding it in the secret prototype catacombs, they are doing an Apple move and release the GawkGawk 3000 v2 next year

    • @347Jimmy
      @347Jimmy Год назад +1

      A company called Lovense is way ahead of you

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard Год назад +7

      Apple releases the iSucc

  • @anoukdevries8144
    @anoukdevries8144 10 месяцев назад +1

    I think it gained its popularity because people don't bye it as a completely serious replacement for kissing. It's rather this bizarre, funny thing.

  • @joaxarkus4648
    @joaxarkus4648 Год назад +7

    This is giving me some real Old World Blues vibes. All that's missing are extra components for the eyeballs.

  • @c-love6753
    @c-love6753 Год назад +31

    I know deep in my bones that those lips are NOT gonna be used for kissing

  • @radicalxg8282
    @radicalxg8282 Год назад +42

    Im excited yet terrified that we are finally hitting a Cyberpunk dystopia

    • @Marcharound
      @Marcharound Год назад

      I never seen anything this dumb in a Cyberpunk dystopia.

    • @mememachine-386
      @mememachine-386 Год назад +5

      It's not even a cool cyberpunk dystopia. Where are my god damn robot arms and mechs?

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard Год назад +5

      Nah this is cumpunk

    • @radicalxg8282
      @radicalxg8282 Год назад

      @@mememachine-386 soon™

    • @SK-tr1wo
      @SK-tr1wo Год назад

      This is just China and Japan being China and Japan

  • @SuM.YT.Personidk
    @SuM.YT.Personidk Год назад +1

    Is it bad I thought for a second it was some sort of weird fleshlight

  • @luisconde6201
    @luisconde6201 Год назад +14

    Imagine going to school with that extension on your phone 💀

  • @robertjackson2700
    @robertjackson2700 Год назад +13

    I have never felt the future pull me kicking and screaming into the future quite this hard. Thanks Charlie. 👍

  • @agentofsins
    @agentofsins Год назад +90

    I already knew this was going to be something peculiar if it's a technology charlie loves

  • @Digdigi
    @Digdigi Год назад +1

    Fun fact: in the show big bang theory, there was an invention just like this.

  • @Frieswithnoketchup
    @Frieswithnoketchup Год назад +92

    imagine how you would feel if your partner walked up to you and presented this product

    • @matterking1
      @matterking1 Год назад +5

      I mean. If you're using it, you wouldn't be able to walk up to them, would you? Unless they're about to fly on a plane. At that point, you may as well just get a long distance toy

    • @Pan-oy2ck
      @Pan-oy2ck Год назад +1

      I'd kinda be at a mix between smiling and crying

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives Год назад

      "?! Y tho"

  • @linatkam3307
    @linatkam3307 Год назад +5

    I don't know what makes this so unsettling. Maybe it is the undulating movement of the lips, but I get the chills

  • @confusedxo1254
    @confusedxo1254 Год назад +70

    I do have a long distance boyfriend so I feel like this is a nice idea in theory but also seems like it might be a bit uncomfortable and awkward. Like you're kissing a shallow warm Fleshlight. The no tongue aspect makes this seem more like novelty than for actual use lol

    • @confusedxo1254
      @confusedxo1254 Год назад

      @@p-__ I'm proud of you

    • @Justpassingby204
      @Justpassingby204 Год назад +1

      LDRs are garbage, hoping you two can stay together soon or even meet.

  • @michealdoor7035
    @michealdoor7035 Год назад

    I feel less lonely when I'm alone these days. I met a girl recently, beautiful Colombian girl here in Medellin. She couldn't stop looking at her phone, TikTok, Instagram N all that crap.
    It's unbelievable! I miss pre-smart phone life so much!

  • @BushidoNinja
    @BushidoNinja Год назад +39

    Omg this is fuckin great lmao. I want to see people in public using this so bad. Just walking through Walmart and someone pulls lips out of their pocket and give it a quick kiss.

    • @mac_sour
      @mac_sour Год назад +8

      id do it as a dare lmao, if a buddy of mine said "put this shit on your phone and make out with it in the granola aisle" thats an easy $5

    • @marcosgin777
      @marcosgin777 Год назад

      So dumb lolllll

    • @selmiespot
      @selmiespot Год назад +9

      @@mac_sour aint no way youre doing that for $5

    • @phantom6453
      @phantom6453 Год назад

      @@selmiespot 1000$

    • @mac_sour
      @mac_sour Год назад

      @@selmiespot you got cashapp? try me

  • @fycat
    @fycat Год назад +48

    The thumbnail made me think that was gonna be something significantly worse. I am ashamed of myself for feeling some relief at the actual reveal.

  • @emllle1
    @emllle1 Год назад +19

    5:33 A M O G U S

  • @captainkirk265
    @captainkirk265 Год назад +1

    I'm pretty sure they've had something like this for a while now. I swear I remember seeing commercials for it years ago.

  • @Ibloop
    @Ibloop Год назад +10

    1:46 Bro went too far 💀

  • @RyanLee-fd5fy
    @RyanLee-fd5fy Год назад +10

    I just found this guy I feel like I’ve been living under a rock, best youtuber hands down

  • @rottytopszombiewaifu5249
    @rottytopszombiewaifu5249 Год назад +12

    I'm sure we were all thinking the same thing when we saw the thumbnail...
    Upon seeing it, I immediately remembered a hilarious moment from that episode of Unus Annus (RIP, Memento Mori) where Markiplier said to Ethan "This is NOT a Flesh light! I want you to remember that when you see it", before showing him a video of a weird robotic mouth that simulates human speech with vibrations from synthetic vocal cords or something like that (if you saw the video you'd know exactly what I'm talking about), and I thought maybe this would be a similar case to that before watching this video... I guess I was sort of right?

    • @EWEFEDERATION
      @EWEFEDERATION Год назад +2

      yes, i did. i thought this was going to be a text to speech machine or something, but i guess i was terribly wrong.

  • @nicholaskorte7086
    @nicholaskorte7086 Год назад

    5:03 my condolences to your girl

  • @angrycupcake93
    @angrycupcake93 Год назад +24

    What a time to be alive