Won't talk on Mic in a game. Won't party up with people. Completely runs in the opposite direction of his teammates.. always. Blames everybody else but himself. Never change Phil. You're beautiful just the way you are.
It's a shame he so enclosed to where he doesn't talk on mic nor parties up. Hearing Phil's teammates roast him like a neighborhood BBQ would be the funniest shit ever.
06:20 Another shining example of DSP refusing to accept the fact that bullets have penetration and can easily go through the rusted train car he's hiding behind.
he'll never realize modern games model soft vs hard cover so for example standing behind something the game considers to be wood is not going to actually protect you from bullets
Isn't it funny that he never plays free for all because he wouldn't be able to blame his team members If he wins it's because he's a great player.If he loses it's his team's fault
Phillip: The Human Wet Blanket. Everyone’s having a good time, shooting, laughing, joking, then comes this mutant and his bitter litany of complaints. The ruiner of fun. That’s DSPGaming.
I love it when he dies then while he is respawning, he is makes excuses why he died, then instantly gets killed again, so he has to quickly think of another excuse why he was killed.
I love when he is last place on his team and they lose but he pats himself on the backfor having a positive K/D, ignoring the fact he was camping in his spawn the entire game trying to get easy kills and didnt touch the objective ONCE while his team got slaughtered. And the best part is most of his kills were gotten for him by his teammates after he lost a fight. He wasn't even killing people well despite camping and letting his team down all game while they die for him.
It's just so painful to watch, he's playing COD like he's playing counterstrike, going back to the same spot, holding the same angle that he got flanked on last time- with the reaction speed of a sleep deprived paralytic old man.
DSP showing how much he appreciates a $1aud superchat by saying it’s only worth 60cents usd and not worth adding to the leaderboard + saying surely you could’ve done better than that to round up the dollar. What are the odds that this guys rounds down all the converted superchats to make it seem like he isn’t earning that much.
00:16 I know he's probably doing this for show, but shouting out *"You guys didn't take C"* makes him look like a complete idiot because the players on his team can't hear him seeing as he's not using voice chat or does he really think these people are watching his stream while they're playing.
Yo! Dave sounds just like Jessie from Breaking Bad, and with the same intellect. ScamSideDave and the $300,000 WWE Champions Scam will NEVER be forgotten. Yo dude! Wow!
Its so funny. If something crazy happens in a game "Oh thats not realistic, wtf. That would never happen" and then he plays a game thats brutally realistic "oh, I get killed with one shot? Fall damage counts? Wtf its a video game, not real life. Thats no fun. How am I supposed to do anything when doing really dumb, recklessly impossible things kills me" And no matter what it ends with "This game is trash. The devs are stupid. They should all be fired."
“In playing shitty today” proceeds to run straight forward without turning his head, dies, then does the same exact thing 2-3 more times. Maybe turn your head or open your eyes philliam.
Don't even compare this to Wings, this is way, way worse. You don't see Kiwi farms opening an entire board about LTG or Wings but they do have a dedicated DSP board like they do with Chris Chan because he's just that bad.
9:29 Yes, when you stopped shooting and your teammate came up behind them and they suddenly died, yeah that was you. You do realize assists count as elims right, Phil? What a dork
He already had the bounty not to whinge and complain, literally failed on the first death, whinged his ass off for 3 games straight then banned the guy because he claims he didn't complain once
His stream is like 50% begging for money and 50% crying about the game. How can anyone even partially enjoy that crap. He makes $300 every damn day and just can't let go with all the begging while other streamer just take whatever they get.
I’ve been struggling to figure out how anyone finds this even remotely entertaining, but then I realized it’s because they are just like Phil, a bunch of miserable dirt bags.
why does he always say there is nothing her can do when people are behind him? You’d think that after getting killed from behind so much he’d begin to… check behind him? I guess Philburt hasn’t realized that yet.
It's very simple. Anytime Phil does anything it should work 100% of the time, no issues and no problems. Anytime anyone else does the same thing, it shouldn't work, it's impossible, and the game is fucked up.
Could you imagine listening to him cry all day grown man btw and I swear it looks like he purposely doesn’t pull the trigger quicker sometimes just to lose the gunfight 😂
"No one took C....how are we supposed to win....my team is so dumb"
You didn't take C either.
I was just thinking that
“No one took c” and where were you, you could’ve tried to take c but no bitch bitch bitch that’s all you’re good for
his voice is 100% annoying, i hate it
The age old dilemma 😂
Was gonna comment this, lol.
narcissists can do no wrong, silly.
Won't talk on Mic in a game. Won't party up with people. Completely runs in the opposite direction of his teammates.. always. Blames everybody else but himself. Never change Phil. You're beautiful just the way you are.
It's a shame he so enclosed to where he doesn't talk on mic nor parties up. Hearing Phil's teammates roast him like a neighborhood BBQ would be the funniest shit ever.
didn't you hear? he has changed for the better, he said so himself..
@@youtubecrack he doesn’t party up with people because he would get trolled. Everyone knows who he is and nobody likes him.
Why won’t he stop being a coward? I thought the internet liked him now why won’t he unmute the mic…
"...At any time, I can pick up a controller, and play any game at a professional level."
06:20 Another shining example of DSP refusing to accept the fact that bullets have penetration and can easily go through the rusted train car he's hiding behind.
completely clueless
Bugged, laggy, skill-based-matchmaking penetration mechanics.
For me it's the fact he aims at players groins and then wonders why he doesn't win fights.
He speaks like a child who just discovered swear words.
This 40 year old man uses the same excuses my 8 year nephew uses.
Let's be real, your nephew's gameplay is probably cleaner so he has a better reason to use them.
The year is 2024 and ''THE LAG!'' and ''Such a shit game dude'' are the top excuses.
Lag is real. Get it straight together.
To be fair cod has an insane packet burst problem however dsp isn't getting that warning
As others have said, the lag is definitely real, not for DSP though. Last night I had a HUGE packet burst/loss and it was unplayable
ELPRESDOR FLASHBACKS DR LAG 😂
Doesn't Dsp have a router just for the Snort Fort™? Lag is no excuse imo
"un realistic"
Plays COD
Never goes outside
DSP: Please support my stream guys. Please.
*Deep breath "NO"*
he'll never realize modern games model soft vs hard cover so for example standing behind something the game considers to be wood is not going to actually protect you from bullets
Bruh, the Tanto .22 can go through 2 walls of concrete. It's a .22 for crying out loud lol
Isn't it funny that he never plays free for all because he wouldn't be able to blame his team members If he wins it's because he's a great player.If he loses it's his team's fault
If he plays free for all. He would just blame the game for its lags and the connection. 😂
@@RTaylor1505 "The game put me in 30 ping lobbies so now my aim is skill based, f*cking bullshit dude!"
Not a single death went by without an excuse 😂😂😂
Only alcoholic phil would complain about realism in a call of duty game😂
the core of DEI hiring, only he was too lazy to actually hire.
Not to mention a black ops game which was designed to be like an action movie.
And what was the complaint again? What's so unrealistic? Ah yes: A gun has range.
@@TheDapperDragon usually it's cause of how fast he dies.
"Because we won skill based matchmaking kicked in" have we figured out what the HELL he thinks skill based matchmaking is?
I seriously believes he think his ping is somehow tied to SBMM
Phillip: The Human Wet Blanket. Everyone’s having a good time, shooting, laughing, joking, then comes this mutant and his bitter litany of complaints. The ruiner of fun. That’s DSPGaming.
Wet blanket and a big girls blouse 😂
“I can’t aim, man! I’m playing shitty today!” Today!? Only today and not every day for the last 16 years???
I love it when he dies then while he is respawning, he is makes excuses why he died, then instantly gets killed again, so he has to quickly think of another excuse why he was killed.
I love the Bleeps. It really highlights Phil's potty mouth and how he leans on the "fuck" word to try and emphasize his point.
I love when he is last place on his team and they lose but he pats himself on the backfor having a positive K/D, ignoring the fact he was camping in his spawn the entire game trying to get easy kills and didnt touch the objective ONCE while his team got slaughtered. And the best part is most of his kills were gotten for him by his teammates after he lost a fight. He wasn't even killing people well despite camping and letting his team down all game while they die for him.
Yeah he got two helos in a single match and was like how did we lose? They were playing domination
It's just so painful to watch, he's playing COD like he's playing counterstrike, going back to the same spot, holding the same angle that he got flanked on last time- with the reaction speed of a sleep deprived paralytic old man.
Dsp is so good at outline his enemies with bullets.
The fart noise with reverb on it does it for me 🤣🤣🤣
DSP playing Call of Duty, now that is just classic salt.
Every year he does it again. Every year he still sucks at it!
He felt entitled to someone’s dollar
This guy can't aim to save his life. 😂😂😂
He never could
the opening death alone accompanied by two incredible sound effects, had me ROLLING
"I fired first and I died!"
Same excuse from Phil in every Call of Duty game.
I mean he's not wrong, he does usually fire first.
You just have to actually hit your target for that to matter
@@bawbehhHe’d love Destiny 2 and it’s bullet magnetism on controller
DSP showing how much he appreciates a $1aud superchat by saying it’s only worth 60cents usd and not worth adding to the leaderboard + saying surely you could’ve done better than that to round up the dollar. What are the odds that this guys rounds down all the converted superchats to make it seem like he isn’t earning that much.
He plays like a mouth drooling scrub with a smooth brain and empty head not a single thought in his brain 😂
"The salt must flow" detractor version of Dune
00:16 I know he's probably doing this for show, but shouting out *"You guys didn't take C"* makes him look like a complete idiot because the players on his team can't hear him seeing as he's not using voice chat or does he really think these people are watching his stream while they're playing.
He’s high on edibles and hallucinating a LAN party
@@WestonEvansgot a Seltzer from rich
Bro has an excuse for every time he dies 😂. Not once it was his fault. Crazy.
He s going to the same places over and over then wonders why he gets killed😂
Full spray...yeah dude, it's called an automatic weapon.
Yo! Dave sounds just like Jessie from Breaking Bad, and with the same intellect. ScamSideDave and the $300,000 WWE Champions Scam will NEVER be forgotten. Yo dude! Wow!
Dave? I don’t understand why people call him Dave? Is it because he looks like Dave the diver or you just making up names ? Honestly curious
@@NoHacksTSRit’s because he looks like Dave the diver
@@NoHacksTSRhis dad's name is Dave and Phil is an old man in a 40 year olds body
4:22
DSP: “Camping” ⛺️
RC Car: I’m about to end this pigroach career. 🐷💀
it is actually exhausting watching him. he constantly complains.
Proceeds to play multilayer knowing he sucks at but rage quits and refuses to play campaign 😂
Its so funny. If something crazy happens in a game "Oh thats not realistic, wtf. That would never happen" and then he plays a game thats brutally realistic "oh, I get killed with one shot? Fall damage counts? Wtf its a video game, not real life. Thats no fun. How am I supposed to do anything when doing really dumb, recklessly impossible things kills me"
And no matter what it ends with "This game is trash. The devs are stupid. They should all be fired."
DSP putting that bus camping pattern play to good use. Must have gotten that strategy from a flowchart.
Phil loves video games btw….
The loathsome ragequitter.
2:00 my eyes...
I swear, if there wasn't aim assist, he would have 0 kills every game
guuuuyyyyzzzz uve taken my game play out of context
I love the slow downs, like really drives home the point. this guy stinks.
This is what happens when you play games on easy and never progress. You end up sucking
This is unironically so true
How does HE not get tired of making excuses.. haha, it's incredible honestly
I hardscoped for 5 minutes.....why did I die?
“In playing shitty today” proceeds to run straight forward without turning his head, dies, then does the same exact thing 2-3 more times. Maybe turn your head or open your eyes philliam.
Enemies don't spawn behind you at all. That makes no sense.
That's not true though. BO6 spawns, especially on small maps are notoriously shit
Well clipped, good editing 10/10
Bro, those sound effects are killing me LOL. Keep up the good work 🙂
i love when he goes head up with a guy holding a rifle while he has a pistol and thinks hes gonna take them out at anything other than close range.
Bro, its just a constant spew of complaints and excuses. Ack ack ack ack
The echo fart had me dying every time
the fart noises...i just cannot express how much they make me laugh.
Him and wings have so much projection it’s actually a little admirable
Don't even compare this to Wings, this is way, way worse. You don't see Kiwi farms opening an entire board about LTG or Wings but they do have a dedicated DSP board like they do with Chris Chan because he's just that bad.
Dude, he has the perks the highlights the screen when enemies are outside his view aiming at him, and he still doesn't react to it
9:29 Yes, when you stopped shooting and your teammate came up behind them and they suddenly died, yeah that was you. You do realize assists count as elims right, Phil? What a dork
Perfect aim Burnell strikes again
Phil getting stunned by the fart grenade had me 💀💀💀
My team is so dumb... whilst he's ADS looking at the floor. Jokes write themselves at this point.
He chokes so damn hard. He is not made for multiplayer matches in any game.
I love how he's in the middle of complaining as they win the game easily. He just keeps complaining about how he died 🤣
Remember when he was challenged to do a no complaints run, and he failed it in 10 seconds?
Great video beautiful editing big ups
"Firing and dealing damage" yet his shots are hardly on target 😂
4:12, what do you mean you can't see the guy on thermal, he is laying right by the end of the truck. This guy has zero awareness.
“This game is terrible dood.”
Don’t worry, you’ll be back.
Sounds like me freshman year of high school raging at cod4.
I use the Marksman Rifles like Phil does. Difference is I don’t complain or use thermal like a dent.
Honestly at this point his "fans" should withhold tips until Phil gets an eye test and a reflexes test and makes both results public.
There needs to be a bounty where he has to turn his microphone on in game char. Not one peep.
He already had the bounty not to whinge and complain, literally failed on the first death, whinged his ass off for 3 games straight then banned the guy because he claims he didn't complain once
The game made me miss dood
The round has litterally just started : Nobody took C?!?? How are we supposed to win????
lol I laughs every time I hear the fart noise
Phil thinks Call of Doody is a Simulator 😂😂😂
This guy is allergic to chest and head shots.
I should pay him to help me 2box. His stats are guaranteed low enough. 😂
This mf said
Reward ME REWARD ME FOR MY EFFORTS.. (GIVE ME MONEY!!)💀💀💀
Why do people even give him or wings money 😂
The same reason people vote for Trump. They're brain dead.
They are desperate to be part of something and get a shout out, they have no chance anywhere else...
His stream is like 50% begging for money and 50% crying about the game. How can anyone even partially enjoy that crap. He makes $300 every damn day and just can't let go with all the begging while other streamer just take whatever they get.
I’ve been struggling to figure out how anyone finds this even remotely entertaining, but then I realized it’s because they are just like Phil, a bunch of miserable dirt bags.
everytime you see dsp name in your lobby leave the game let the man rage by himself
DSP taking the lead in bitching per second.
I'm guessing he is using that gun so he has an extra excuse if needed too huh
It’s so unrealistic. We wouldn’t have won’t Vietnam if we didn’t have killstreaks
why does he always say there is nothing her can do when people are behind him? You’d think that after getting killed from behind so much he’d begin to… check behind him? I guess Philburt hasn’t realized that yet.
It's very simple. Anytime Phil does anything it should work 100% of the time, no issues and no problems.
Anytime anyone else does the same thing, it shouldn't work, it's impossible, and the game is fucked up.
That thumbnail lmao
come back when you have more that 60 cents, BROKIE
Does he seriously think these things only happen to him??
I'm interested to see if akimbo even helped him yesterday
LOL XD 1:52 - 1:55
Classic Burnell 😂
That thumbnail pic 🤌
Phil just put up the controller chief.. this aint it 😅😅😅😅
No one has a gun to his head so he should just stop playing COD games, he's so bad dude lol
Detractors are getting more entertainment out of it than his audience 😂
Could you imagine listening to him cry all day grown man btw and I swear it looks like he purposely doesn’t pull the trigger quicker sometimes just to lose the gunfight 😂
Camping a pistol vs people running and gunning with red dots is a bit silly fill.