A woman walks into the doctor's "Dr Dr 5ps 10ps and 20ps keep falling out my fanny". "don't worry the doctor replies you're going through your change".
love your videos Ricky, I unfortunately (fortunately) got let go at my old job because I couldn't cope with working an office job whilst having ADHD. I now resell full time and it's so relieving to have the freedom to work flexibly. keep up the good work - all the best, holly :)
keep doing what your doing mate ignore the idiots ,ive been doing bootys buying and selling for about 30 years on and off and some bits and pieces you sell off cheap to get rid ,love watchin you mate im now gonna start with the selling on ebay and alike which ive always kept away from lack of confidence in myself i think ,but you have given me the energy and aspiration to do it thanks for your content
2 cowboys arrive at camp ,one says let’s get the fire on I’m starving, the other says I’ve forgotten the meat ,,after a heated discussion the first one says we passed a bacon tree on the way up I’ll go back and pick some ,,,after two hours he returned back to camp full of arrows,, his mate said what the hell happened,,he said it wasn’t a bacon tree it was a hambush,
Hi Ricky My wife and I lovely your video and your personally amazing. We have learning disability and ects. I resign from my job couple months ago of care my wife full time and care my kids too. Your videos make us laugh when we have stress day. You make me start do reselling again. I did it past but was young time unsure I want do my life.. Keep up your amazing work sir 😊
Thanks for the shout out Ricky. Love shopping with you, I get excited every time I get a notification that you have uploaded to Vinted. Really great items, and you just never know what you're gonna see. So happy to support you and your lovely family. Lins x
Hello adhd twin, your not the only one with scooby doo in the head, me and the pregnant gf watched the first movie the other week, for a about 15 minutes I was saying the movie word for word till she told me to shut up 😂, anyway love the video ❤️
Wonderful sale on the phone, also if your business model didnt work for you then you'd soon be off youtube doing a regular job, its obliviously working and working well. Ive started to average out my spend similar to yourself at carboots/chazzas etc makes so much more sense & im making more money happy days. Cheers brother
Rick that dead spider was not what you thought it was ,that was the old skin ,you know like when snakes shed their skin, so there is probably a bigger version of the empty skin running around .
one time I got 10 pound credit for whatnot, found a seller selling two items with 3 pound shipping, ending up reselling both of them 10 each, 17 profit
I have never sold things the way you do, i list em high and hold on. Its my way, just like you, i aint changing my way. But what we do that is THE same is... cut your losses, get it gone, in my sh1t pile im losing everything i paid, its making me feel sick and unproductive. I pick it up, lob it in me car and sell the stuff quick... i work like a house clearance- clear for cheap to scrabble back a bit, give those that actually cba a bargain and make space to build the next pile. The people who say such things 100% aint resellers
Always gonna be 🔔 out there geez and these dongs and dings can present themselves in many forms. Just continue to do you and let them carry on contributing towards putting yoghurts in ya fridge 😜🤜🏼 Ps. This isn’t my attempt at a joke! Jus facts…
If you want to try and get the sticker off the chicken plush, put your kettle on and hold label over the steam, the glue will melt and you'll be able to wipe off the sticker. Worth a go, if it f+++s up, I'm sorry 🙏
Jafra was a makeup brand in the 80's, we used to get conned into hosting Jafra parties in someone's and invite friends and get some freebies from the woman selling, bit like Ann Summers but not so awful LOL
Elon Musk walks into the press conference and says "Hello, I'm your new Director of International Policy on Space Heuristics and Interplanetary Travel." A journalist raises his hand, "That's quite a mouthful, Mr. Musk," he says. "Can we use an acronym for that title?" Musk thinks about it for a minute, the room waiting on him as he works it out. "Uhm...no."
Been following you for a while and really enjoy your videos. Here's the first line to my joke. " I once knew a Fairy called Nuff." Guess the punchline ....
My wish for today is that I could see the look on that morons face when he saw the £249.99 sale. Ricky mate, keep doing what you're makes perfect sense to the 'common sense' people who subscribe. By the way, my 7 year old adores you now. She reckons I look like you, I'm 48, so I'll take that as a compliment. Have a great day 😀
A woman walks into the doctor's "Dr Dr 5ps 10ps and 20ps keep falling out my fanny". "don't worry the doctor replies you're going through your change".
love your videos Ricky, I unfortunately (fortunately) got let go at my old job because I couldn't cope with working an office job whilst having ADHD. I now resell full time and it's so relieving to have the freedom to work flexibly. keep up the good work - all the best, holly :)
🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
You’re well out of any office job. Often horrible environment with very petty people.
Also loving that people can’t follow simple instructions about the punchline😂
Been loving your content so far as a new watcher!
Don’t let yourself down by giving trolls the time of day. Don’t make them relevant when they’re not.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was out-standing in his field 😂
I have so many jokes about unemployed people? Sadly none of them work
Hay Ricky! Do you think I should see a doctor if one of my testicles is bigger than the other 2?
I think the joke's on the guy who thought you wouldn't get £200+ for an old telephone 😂
Why did the bike fall over? Because it was two tired! 🤣
Great sales Ricky
My only joke I can remember “what’s red and stands in the corner ?” 😂
keep doing what your doing mate ignore the idiots ,ive been doing bootys buying and selling for about 30 years on and off and some bits and pieces you sell off cheap to get rid ,love watchin you mate im now gonna start with the selling on ebay and alike which ive always kept away from lack of confidence in myself i think ,but you have given me the energy and aspiration to do it thanks for your content
Yes!! Ricky well said 👏👏been in hospital for a few days good to catch up while taking it easy 👍
2 cowboys arrive at camp ,one says let’s get the fire on I’m starving, the other says I’ve forgotten the meat ,,after a heated discussion the first one says we passed a bacon tree on the way up I’ll go back and pick some ,,,after two hours he returned back to camp full of arrows,, his mate said what the hell happened,,he said it wasn’t a bacon tree it was a hambush,
The coffee maker…. Get the paper filters. A grinder. Buy cafe direct Mayan gold 12.5G to 250g of filtered water! You can thank me later 😂
What do you call a man who's half way home ?
Saw a guy the other day stealing a gate i was going to say something but i thought he might take a fence
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
In Burnley, what's the difference between a camera and a sock?
Haha love it seems like we're all getting the trolls apparently my sales were 50% down. Well said ricky
Two goldfish in a tank, one says to the other……………
When does a joke become a dad joke?
What is brown, hairy and wears Sunglasses? A Coconut on Vacation!!!! 😂😅🤪 Always enjoy your channel Ricky 😊 🙏❤
Hi Ricky
My wife and I lovely your video and your personally amazing. We have learning disability and ects. I resign from my job couple months ago of care my wife full time and care my kids too. Your videos make us laugh when we have stress day. You make me start do reselling again. I did it past but was young time unsure I want do my life.. Keep up your amazing work sir 😊
How do you get a tissue to dance?
How did pinocchio find out he was made out of wood ?
His right hand caught fire 🔥 😂
Great video buddy...I just got fired and as severance my company gave me a bay of used coffee......
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?....
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Thanks for the shout out Ricky. Love shopping with you, I get excited every time I get a notification that you have uploaded to Vinted. Really great items, and you just never know what you're gonna see. So happy to support you and your lovely family. Lins x
You are so welcome 🙏
And just remember if at first you don't succeed .....maybe skydiving's not for you :)
😅😅😅😅
What do you call a dinosaur with diarrhea???
Hello adhd twin, your not the only one with scooby doo in the head, me and the pregnant gf watched the first movie the other week, for a about 15 minutes I was saying the movie word for word till she told me to shut up 😂, anyway love the video ❤️
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
What is green and smells like pork? 😂
Wonderful sale on the phone, also if your business model didnt work for you then you'd soon be off youtube doing a regular job, its obliviously working and working well. Ive started to average out my spend similar to yourself at carboots/chazzas etc makes so much more sense & im making more money happy days. Cheers brother
2 parrots sat on a perch one turs to the other and says.
Somthing smells fishy 🐟
Absolutely loving the jokes.
My absolute fave: Why did the baker have brown hands?
I'm not going to spoil this for other people but you get my vote, always makes me laugh.
He kneaded a poo.
@@elliemcgovern965 cos he needed a poo?
Standard bulk buying, I sometimes buy bikes in the same way. Top work Ricky.
I've got the best joke eva! Vinted customer service!!! Boom Boom😂
Thanks mate. Have a great evening.
Cheers Dave lad
Ricky you know your stuff. Great sale on the phone. Well done mate
Joke - why did the egg have the day off?
Because it was fryday
What do you call a French man in sandals?
Rick that dead spider was not what you thought it was ,that was the old skin ,you know like when snakes shed their skin, so there is probably a bigger version of the empty skin running around .
He’s my pet.
one time I got 10 pound credit for whatnot, found a seller selling two items with 3 pound shipping, ending up reselling both of them 10 each, 17 profit
Best joke:
Why did the smartphone go to Therapy?
Because…
Hey Ricky if you would be kind enough to measure the pamboes - and they come up a medium I would love to buy them please x
I have never sold things the way you do, i list em high and hold on. Its my way, just like you, i aint changing my way. But what we do that is THE same is... cut your losses, get it gone, in my sh1t pile im losing everything i paid, its making me feel sick and unproductive. I pick it up, lob it in me car and sell the stuff quick... i work like a house clearance- clear for cheap to scrabble back a bit, give those that actually cba a bargain and make space to build the next pile. The people who say such things 100% aint resellers
Always gonna be 🔔 out there geez and these dongs and dings can present themselves in many forms. Just continue to do you and let them carry on contributing towards putting yoghurts in ya fridge 😜🤜🏼
Ps. This isn’t my attempt at a joke! Jus facts…
If you want to try and get the sticker off the chicken plush, put your kettle on and hold label over the steam, the glue will melt and you'll be able to wipe off the sticker. Worth a go, if it f+++s up, I'm sorry 🙏
Can’t wait to watch this tomorrow morning while picking and packing 21 orders
21?! Go girl
@ yes 21 ! Only nine packed today . Lol
What goes up and down but doesn’t move ?
Jafra was a makeup brand in the 80's, we used to get conned into hosting Jafra parties in someone's and invite friends and get some freebies from the woman selling, bit like Ann Summers but not so awful LOL
What do you call a spider with eight eyes?
What would bears be without bees?
Ears 😅
This man knows South Park. 😉👍🏻
Properly!
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician ???
Did he work it out with a pencil?
@@sophiaw Yep 🤣🤣
Joke?? Whats yellow and dangerous??? I'll get my coat...:)
What’s brown and sticky?
Another great video Ricky
How do you know if a dog is having a bad day. Because it growls
Why are pirates scary……?
So look forward to your videos, they bring a little lift to lunchtime 🙂
What do you call a pile of cats?.......
whats Brown and sticky............... a stick
A carrot and a potato in a boiling pan, the carrot says “it’s hot in here init?” The potato says………..
Omg a talking carrot 😂
What does the doctor say to the patients
i had to leave my last wife. she was a magazine seller but she had so many
Joke: how comes frogs are such great liars ?
Joke : what do you call a man with no shines ?
Elon Musk walks into the press conference
and says "Hello, I'm your new Director of International Policy on Space Heuristics and Interplanetary Travel."
A journalist raises his hand, "That's quite a mouthful, Mr. Musk," he says. "Can we use an acronym for that title?"
Musk thinks about it for a minute, the room waiting on him as he works it out. "Uhm...no."
Shakespeare walks into a pub. The landlord says ye ?
😅😅😅
Best Joke: Which vegetable has the best kung fu?
Brock Lee
If you ever struggle with a sticker use a hair dryer and it will come off
How do you find will smith in the snow? ❄️
You look for the fresh prints 👣
Marsh Mills is a few miles from my house 😂
Love your content.
I was going to buy 8 legs of venison the other day...
But then I realised it was two deer..
Been following you for a while and really enjoy your videos. Here's the first line to my joke. " I once knew a Fairy called Nuff." Guess the punchline ....
What's E.T. short for?
Why do ducks have tail feathers?
Tadley!!!
Yes that’s my town ..
my best joke is, why did the Mexican man push his wife off the cliff?
Tequila
What's green and lies on a rock?
What's the difference between a tractor 🚜 and a dinosaur 🦖
If u didn't know what u were doing u would not be a full time at it
How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
@@donnajones2468 Pokémon
My wish for today is that I could see the look on that morons face when he saw the £249.99 sale. Ricky mate, keep doing what you're makes perfect sense to the 'common sense' people who subscribe. By the way, my 7 year old adores you now. She reckons I look like you, I'm 48, so I'll take that as a compliment. Have a great day 😀
Why did the blind chicken cross the road?
As always ricky love your videos and finds deco dublin
Why does a squirrel swim on its back?
Beef Cream Ricky
What kind of car does Scooby Doo drive?
What do you call a nun on a mobility scooter?🛵
Virgin Mobile😂
What’s the difference between a Tyre & 365 condoms ?
A split tire won’t get you pregnant
@ ones a good year, and the other ones a very good year ! 🤣
Joke: Why should you stand in a corner if you get cold?
Go on…
@RickyResells cos it always 90 degrees !
I tend to buy job lots - keep the good stuff F Off the rest of the job lot at carboots so I get it. Plus selling at the carboot is fun.
Use a hairdryer on that plush toy label it melts the glue & should peel off easily without any damage 👍
What do you call a Russian with bronchitis?
What time did Sean Connery used to arrive at Wimbledon?
@@wotnografix4682 around tennish
Ricky want a Scooby snack 😋
You describe what you do is same as me buy in bulk sell the creme move other stuff on love it