Schlatt Ranks Your CURSED Business Ideas

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  • Опубликовано: 3 фев 2025

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  • @gumsgang1216
    @gumsgang1216 Год назад +5398

    TIMESTAMPS
    0:19 Anime Girl Body Wash Ft. Schlatts crippling addiction to smoking
    3:58 Joes Extreme Circumcision Unit
    8:09 My Business Proposal Ft. Altrive
    11:55 Schlatt Reaction Machine
    16:07 Corporate Business Trainer 3000
    20:00 The Backup Glizzy
    23:10 The Accordion Man
    24:05 How To Steal Free Signs
    29:29 Big Red Button Ft. Clinton Estates
    34:27 Parasocial Relationships
    37:20 Fakeschlatt
    41:12 Convert
    43:38 My Cute Cum Filled Cheeked Bunnies
    45:22 Call of The Void (If you made this one please hit my line)
    48:34 Smoking Is Actually Good For You Ft. Charborg
    51:46 Zap Drink
    53:42 How To Make A RUclips Video
    57:52 Cool Friend Spray
    59:52 The Reaction RUclipsr Package
    1:03:28 JSchlatt Live Fan
    1:08:32 Sausage Chef
    1:12:30 School Lunch
    1:16:00 Cumpy
    1:20:09 How To Avoid Getting Pushed In Front Of The Subway
    1:26:12 Better Pet
    1:29:45 The Fryer 9000
    1:31:11 JSchlatt Potion
    1:34:05 Busy Driver
    1:36:20 The Bear Bomb
    1:39:22 The Schllatue Ft. Schlatts Cats
    1:44:42 Eyes of Zeus
    1:48:32 Buy Skylanders
    1:53:16 Reddit 2 Ft. Jawsh
    1:56:58 Schlunchies
    1:58:58 Emergency Exit
    2:00:47 Sex Bed
    2:04:40 Wall Insulation
    2:08:31 Sleep Deprived Merchandise
    2:11:54 No More 9/11 Jokes
    2:13:27 The Wallet That Electrocutes Your Dick
    2:16:33 Translator 3000
    2:19:39 Crack
    2:20:44 Guy With The Fat Ass (Real)
    2:21:56 Monkey Alarm Ft. Macock
    2:24:02 The Grabby Hand Dealie
    2:27:46 Microhard
    2:30:25 The Fish Magnet
    2:32:49 Pisstrument
    2:37:32 AI Generated NFT Porn
    2:40:48 Funny Stuff
    2:44:01 Goontanyl ft. Markiplier, Arnold, and Matpat
    2:49:33 Teds Toyota Tacomas
    2:52:36 Holy Water In A Bottle
    2:55:06 DrDerpGamer Response Video
    3:02:56 Bong Hero
    3:08:32 Mr Shredz and Mr Flipper
    3:12:46 The Clowntron 500,000
    3:14:26 ITurret
    3:16:46 Rats Petalcoholism Ft. Jambo
    3:20:43 4D Gaming Setup
    3:24:52 Carter
    3:28:15 The Scootski
    3:31:30 Rent A Podcast
    3:36:06 Squid Game
    3:39:52 Shark Army
    3:41:28 Bunga Booga
    3:45:39 Tot
    3:49:14 RUclips Jambofy
    3:54:30 The Schlaby Monitor
    3:58:03 Schlankenstein
    4:00:48 The Schleezerposter
    4:03:48 The Crammie
    4:06:16 Downer Upper
    4:08:12 The Zanket
    4:11:03 My Belt
    4:14:39 The Schillow
    4:17:13 Schlatt Gets Doxxed
    4:21:21 Schlatt Gets Doxxed Again
    4:23:12 Schlatt Gets Doxxed A Third Time

    • @gumsgang1216
      @gumsgang1216 Год назад +481

      The bar has been raised massively from last year, all of you people are disgustingly talented and should be both proud and ashamed

    • @justanacc2123
      @justanacc2123 Год назад +50

      Damn

    • @bloodiedlusts
      @bloodiedlusts Год назад +82

      pretty sure the jschlatt potion person is also on tiktok, I’m 99% sure i saw ‘em

    • @Nabiha-m4r
      @Nabiha-m4r Год назад +18

      Thanks

    • @mustangplays5347
      @mustangplays5347 Год назад +44

      That deodrant 1st presentation guy probably have spent more time spending making this presentation for schlungus than doing actualy presentation for the college

  • @calvertturanyi8371
    @calvertturanyi8371 Год назад +2348

    The engineers of the Jschlatt fanbase have gathered to produce one of the greatest technological feats in the history of mankind.
    We call it:
    The Manschlatten Project

  • @CommentPositionInformer
    @CommentPositionInformer Год назад +1354

    Tbh, Schlatt is the only youtuber where I would rather watch the vods than the edited videos.
    Despite being vods from a livestream, they somehow contain the exact same energy as the edited down version, so it's no less dynamic and feels like pretty much watching a longer edited video.

    • @tierdropp7544
      @tierdropp7544 Год назад +41

      Yep, agree

    • @irishperhaps
      @irishperhaps 3 месяца назад +5

      Schlatt and jacksepticeye vods keep me sane for 14 hours a week

  • @sarahwills4975
    @sarahwills4975 Год назад +3319

    these are prob some of the best submissions he’s gotten in any of these

    • @remedy07
      @remedy07 Год назад +24

      ryo...

    • @Leo-w5v3b
      @Leo-w5v3b Год назад +63

      And he looks much happier too

    • @Skippymcskep
      @Skippymcskep Год назад +21

      For years I couldn’t keep Skibidi rizzing

    • @sokaize
      @sokaize Год назад

      😂😂

    • @rigel9228
      @rigel9228 Год назад +22

      The animated ones were actually fucking insane, the bear bomb one was my favourite out of all of em

  • @electr0cute170
    @electr0cute170 Год назад +343

    I like how the moment at 3:45:00 truly shows the mindfullness of schlatt's chat
    The second schlatt noticed a message "nuh uh" literally everyone started denying mammonths, even tho a second ago the chat was full of joy

  • @thereyvan
    @thereyvan 11 месяцев назад +505

    at 4:00:58, this person used the wrong shade of blue. they used #16a9ce(RGB 22,169,206), but Weezer blue is #189bcc(RGB 24,155,204). this is so important because it shows that i have no life and am going to be the end of my bloodline

    • @sillyman357
      @sillyman357 8 месяцев назад +29

      Weezer loss pfp

    • @justinthyme1945
      @justinthyme1945 8 месяцев назад +16

      I, for one, appreciate the attention to detail and the corrections. I have absolutely no use for this information other than annoying Schlatt with Weezer memes

    • @punkrockstormchaser
      @punkrockstormchaser 7 месяцев назад +6

      Tf is the pfp😭😭

    • @thereyvan
      @thereyvan 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@punkrockstormchaser Losszer

    • @SummerJoyBoy
      @SummerJoyBoy 7 месяцев назад +1

      Ooh thats nice.

  • @mifiwi3438
    @mifiwi3438 Год назад +2262

    5 hours of jschlatt is the perfect way to end my day spent committing tax fraud

    • @alice-dl6mf
      @alice-dl6mf Год назад +51

      Not really the end of the day if you got five hours to spare. Come on. Those taxes won’t evade themselves.

    • @alice-dl6mf
      @alice-dl6mf Год назад +11

      @@geekzombie8795 👍🏻

    • @rattfish
      @rattfish Год назад +5

      4:23:53*

    • @hisforeverrr
      @hisforeverrr Год назад +1

      real

    • @un-kyejohn2968
      @un-kyejohn2968 Год назад +2

      ​@@rattfish🤓

  • @imjustlookingformywatch
    @imjustlookingformywatch Год назад +361

    There was a frightening amount of effort put into these presentations that has been lacked in past installments.

  • @cs82271
    @cs82271 Год назад +1038

    Rule #1 of chat: do not chat. If you chat, especially if the putrid Garbodor of letters you manage to scramble out from your brains is readable, you will be banned.

    • @Sprw
      @Sprw Год назад +66

      I'm a fan of the phrase putrid garbodor of letters. Have yourself a good day.

    • @Drheims
      @Drheims Год назад +18

      Literally 1984

    • @seen7163
      @seen7163 Год назад +2

      Joe mama

    • @tonybishop3686
      @tonybishop3686 10 месяцев назад

      pokemon

    • @Xratcho
      @Xratcho 9 месяцев назад

      Rule #1 of fight club

  • @Kingbacon747
    @Kingbacon747 Год назад +1220

    Watching Schlagg actually get offended by DrDerpGamer and grasp at straws for any possible insult was too hilarious
    I love you DrDerp. Legend.

    • @baid-
      @baid- Год назад +60

      yeah but i cant lie his hair line is like 3 times worse than ''shlurps'' is

    • @classvitreehouse3796
      @classvitreehouse3796 Год назад +10

      Timestamp?

    • @FaeTheMf
      @FaeTheMf Год назад

      @@classvitreehouse37961:03:14

    • @j.jonatha.sanchez9509
      @j.jonatha.sanchez9509 Год назад +14

      Are you a alt for dr derp?

    • @rigel9228
      @rigel9228 Год назад +8

      ​@@baid- To be fair, he mainly just has a bigger forhead but you're right

  • @gamgam7979
    @gamgam7979 Год назад +154

    in all seriousness this is genuinely an incredible way to both make content and to boost what could be the next generation of streamers, video essayists and podcasters

  • @10fold55
    @10fold55 Год назад +740

    It’s actually very easy to find jshlatt
    1: we know what car he drives
    2: we could always go to the nearest supermarket or mall and wait for him to show up
    3: he can’t hide forever

    • @HelloDarkness-sadboi
      @HelloDarkness-sadboi Год назад +109

      And also he lives in Chennai, India. 🙃

    • @Ray-ng3ke
      @Ray-ng3ke Год назад +19

      @@HelloDarkness-sadboiwe will fly there

    • @HelloDarkness-sadboi
      @HelloDarkness-sadboi Год назад +7

      @@Ray-ng3ke ¯\_〳 •̀ o •́ 〵_/¯

    • @endermengalaxy4221
      @endermengalaxy4221 Год назад +16

      On a sleep deprived video he actually let us know what the closest subway to his house is, so we could use that info to either look out for him there, or just drive around the area looking for his car!
      Don't do this, this is illegal, I do not condone these activities, this is just a joke

    • @Ray-ng3ke
      @Ray-ng3ke Год назад +5

      @@endermengalaxy4221 oh thank you for the information i’ll do just that

  • @fpengu
    @fpengu Год назад +362

    1:20:35 I just wanted to say, this one has gone underappreciated, this one is soo amazingly edited and the humor is absolute perfect, the cuomo line had me repeating the video lol

    • @dogmeat2418
      @dogmeat2418 Год назад +21

      Yeah well it's kind of everyone's favorite, hot take tho

    • @sirllamaiii9708
      @sirllamaiii9708 Год назад +7

      Ya it was the best tbh

    • @audenchan9134
      @audenchan9134 Год назад +6

      Does anyone know his channel name?

  • @Dr.JamesWilson
    @Dr.JamesWilson Год назад +78

    All of these submissions are made in such high quality, it feels like a lucid dream just how deranged everyone is to freak out or just pissoff Shlatt.

  • @Retrograde-Soul
    @Retrograde-Soul Год назад +92

    3:43:30 Fun Fact: certain Native Alaskan tribes 200-300 years ago recorded that they encountered mammoths and even hunted them for their meat and wool/hide 100 years ago they received a mammoths tusk from a native tribe member as well with fresh blood on it when the man receiving it wrote it down as an observation because he was curious about if they existed in that part of Alaska and genuinely surprising him when he first got it.

    • @rel_human
      @rel_human 11 месяцев назад +2

      that is really interesting

    • @bigplopper
      @bigplopper 11 месяцев назад +8

      I love spreading misinformation online

    • @Retrograde-Soul
      @Retrograde-Soul 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@bigplopper there's literally a show that covered it

    • @Cyclo_Shock
      @Cyclo_Shock 11 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@Retrograde-Soul that still dosen't prove its real.

    • @Retrograde-Soul
      @Retrograde-Soul 11 месяцев назад

      True, just mentioning they came from valid sources and people that would have something to lose if they agreed to it.

  • @orange8338
    @orange8338 Год назад +2499

    i have watched this 10 times already and can confirm its a classic

    • @nutbuster2815
      @nutbuster2815 Год назад +284

      bro is playing this video on 5000000x speed 💀

    • @testing_oscar
      @testing_oscar Год назад +115

      time traveler over here

    • @Duflex
      @Duflex Год назад +9

      @@testing_oscar lmao

    • @flytrapsmokingafatblunt
      @flytrapsmokingafatblunt Год назад +17

      wait a second

    • @Vaydore
      @Vaydore Год назад +15

      Yea same. When new Schlatt video? It's been awhile..

  • @clarethecat5199
    @clarethecat5199 Год назад +114

    1:23:23 Interesting fact for anyone familiar: Wilbur Soot's song "Jubilee Line" was written about his disgust at witnessing people's uncaring reactions to deaths resulting in delays on the London underground, just like what Schlatt's describing in NY. More specifically about suicides though, as is made clear in the lyrics, but also I'm pretty sure London doesn't have a prevalent "unhinged maniacs pushing strangers on to the tracks" problem. Such a specific experience that I'd never heard before hearing him talk about the song, so I'm really surprised to be hearing it again from someone in a completely different area.

    • @EvilF
      @EvilF Год назад +10

      Wilbur soot and lovejoy enjoyer letsgooo

    • @noah.leis.na.puca.
      @noah.leis.na.puca. Год назад

      Humanity is disgusting

    • @selthboy
      @selthboy Год назад +6

      I've lived in NYC, and it's a pretty big thing here. If anything, I'm surprised it's a phenomenon in London too

    • @qualitypudding
      @qualitypudding 10 месяцев назад +10

      @@EvilFthis is awkward

  • @niaswift3
    @niaswift3 Год назад +34

    36:13 to the person in chat that said "Schlabbergasted.":
    i am approaching your location at a rapid rate

  • @GoatedEazyE
    @GoatedEazyE Год назад +21

    1:31:11 im so proud of chat for saying 'GHOST LOGO NECKLACE' every 2 seconds, truly a Ghost moment

  • @smol_man
    @smol_man 10 месяцев назад +7

    The best thing is the cool friend spray at 59:21 is actually buyable at that site along with gooning spray for 19.99$ and nothing for 1000.00$

  • @Sergeant_DC
    @Sergeant_DC Год назад +2680

    Schlatt never fails to . I can’t believe he would . How dare he.

    • @ThePOVer
      @ThePOVer Год назад +35

      real smh

    • @-.-...---7
      @-.-...---7 Год назад +42

      i disliked this comment :(

    • @MooRuu2853
      @MooRuu2853 Год назад +10

      *make excellent content

    • @MikeDoesStuff_YT
      @MikeDoesStuff_YT Год назад +46

      I completely agree, he all the times. Like how could he ?

    • @Im_Jakon
      @Im_Jakon Год назад +22

      This nerd is making half jokes

  • @approvedtrash
    @approvedtrash Год назад +139

    11:55 HE SAW ITTTT :D
    It was an honer that you like my robot so much
    I would gladly give it to you

  • @cammyman32
    @cammyman32 Год назад +90

    Oh my god the Doors or Wherls guy’s part was hilarious, it was good to see him return again in a Jschlatt video, hopefully more creators we’ve seen before in other videos do so as well, I’d love to see more of them and their content more than once.

    • @deathdealer3333
      @deathdealer3333 Год назад +3

      Does that guy have a channel?

    • @scouthedog
      @scouthedog Год назад

      When?

    • @bluscout1857
      @bluscout1857 Год назад +1

      Ngl the fetus guy even though he was DEFINITELY way to much for schlatt had me choking and I do wonder if his presentation can be found somewhere (or if he has a channel)

  • @Dr_Coomer170
    @Dr_Coomer170 Год назад +37

    the way altrive presents this shit like a five year old and then casually says "i am going to gamble" is fucking gold

  • @TemporaryTown1744
    @TemporaryTown1744 Год назад +21

    Honestly the most fun I’ve had watching a VOD, genuinely.

  • @TheInfamousSimp
    @TheInfamousSimp Год назад +779

    I like the part where Schlatt "Ranks" the cursed presentations.

    • @MonkeyCookieClicker
      @MonkeyCookieClicker Год назад +11

      I have completed my mission and will now vanish into non existence.

    • @jc_art_
      @jc_art_ Год назад +3

      Before i watch a four and a half hour video, does he actually rank them this time?

    • @spoopandstuff3494
      @spoopandstuff3494 Год назад +25

      ​@@jc_art_ no he never does

    • @jc_art_
      @jc_art_ Год назад +14

      @@spoopandstuff3494 its fine, i watched it anyway

    • @thatwaterriver3824
      @thatwaterriver3824 Год назад +1

      @@spoopandstuff3494 he ranks them as he goes ... not everythings a tierlist

  • @nik.alodeon
    @nik.alodeon Год назад +382

    Every time I see Schlatt uploads I actually feel genuine happiness. I am never having a dull moment watching this man. Rip Schlatty Tatty though, love finding the old clips. 🕊️🕊️

    • @beefstroganoff1774
      @beefstroganoff1774 Год назад +13

      Schlatty Tatty 💀💀💀

    • @courisu4309
      @courisu4309 Год назад +9

      It's like he never left. 😔
      Fly high "Schlatt"... 🤟🤟🙏🙏

    • @Asher-zh6sn
      @Asher-zh6sn Год назад +3

      1:07:45

    • @Sithisine
      @Sithisine Год назад +3

      Who's "Schlatt"? Do you mean jschlattvods?

  • @ManikFerret
    @ManikFerret Год назад +156

    what i have learned:
    Buy a decommissioned road sign
    record a video of yourself claiming its stolen while repeating that its free
    chat loves you
    schlatt believes you actually stole a sign
    Profit??
    its that easy baby 😎

    • @alexs6746
      @alexs6746 Год назад +35

      Or you could actually just take a sign, they are free you know

    • @fungle.
      @fungle. Год назад +38

      imagine paying for something thats free

    • @Goblin_Hater_37
      @Goblin_Hater_37 Год назад +1

      Where can I find it on the subreddit, I wanna watch the full thing

    • @CleopatraKing
      @CleopatraKing 11 месяцев назад

      But it's not freeee

  • @TheDarkLadyOfTheNight
    @TheDarkLadyOfTheNight Год назад +22

    2:52:36 Watching the ad for holy spray made me realize how much I'd like Schlatt do a playthrough of faith unholy trinity

  • @themosaicshow
    @themosaicshow Год назад +28

    16:59 schlatt’s pause game is incredible

  • @KrillikVA
    @KrillikVA Год назад +56

    1:58:56 - Emergency Exit
    Sold you say? You know where to find me Schlatt, right here
    Also the knot is called a trinity knot! I consider it my good luck knot.

    • @snailed__
      @snailed__ Год назад +3

      You can talk really fast

    • @LincolnMadel
      @LincolnMadel 18 дней назад

      trinity?..its over, he knows..

  • @araara2341
    @araara2341 Год назад +748

    ShatGPT has gotten too good that it can even stream now. RIP miss him everyday 🕊️

  • @roox5470
    @roox5470 Год назад +20

    Holy shit theperfect timing of "Jambo" jumping and the gun going of at 2:42:15 is "truly" stunning

  • @sirsponge9633
    @sirsponge9633 Год назад +33

    Ok unironically I want to know the names of pretty much every animator because they are talented.

    • @macaraegg
      @macaraegg Год назад +4

      There’s a whole yt video, it’s a group of animators that turned their jackbox ideas into submissions

    • @macaraegg
      @macaraegg Год назад +2

      It’s by pinopine

    • @tiredandanxious8541
      @tiredandanxious8541 10 месяцев назад

      I agree! I am obsessed with the art style of the dude who made the Bear Bomb at 1:36:23

    • @TSGuard
      @TSGuard 10 месяцев назад

      For Cumpy, it was an individual who goes by the name “Faxxer”

    • @sambelow
      @sambelow 7 месяцев назад

      check desc for credits! they are in order and everything

  • @bassoongal7879
    @bassoongal7879 11 месяцев назад +77

    A.I's realism can be so beautiful sometimes. R.I.P Big Man 🕊️🕊️

  • @ThatOneIsSus
    @ThatOneIsSus Год назад +44

    3:23:30 the realization hits him like a hijacked plane

  • @nobody_special0001
    @nobody_special0001 Год назад +37

    24:35
    Two businessmen: *introducing themselves*
    Shark: "NO YOU'RE NOT."

    • @corbble72
      @corbble72 Год назад +12

      The funny thing is that those are our actual names😭

  • @hirukouchiha-dd5rt
    @hirukouchiha-dd5rt Год назад +114

    I understand this may be schlatt's last reaction video, but on the off chance he may do a future one, he should start a list of people he won't take commissions from. Whoever the hell blew out everyone's ear drums with that huge ass explosion should be top of the list.

    • @zekerolando5140
      @zekerolando5140 Год назад +36

      no he's still doing these reacts - it's community centered. He's not doing the general tiktoks.

    • @selthboy
      @selthboy Год назад

      Honestly fuck that animator lol

    • @colingreen5553
      @colingreen5553 Год назад +6

      @@zekerolando5140Not until he needs money to buy a new yacht at least

  • @casualhavoc
    @casualhavoc Год назад +10

    44:50 The pure rancidness of this man was enough to make even the "big guy" of '99 flustered. (If anyone wants to send a call of the void or two you will have my undying gratitude)

    • @bluscout1857
      @bluscout1857 Год назад +3

      Honestly tho I think he should do some kind of spinoff on this series where he allows absolute chaos and out of pocket stuff like that😭 he feels way to special to just “let go” and forget
      (Oh and also does anyone actually know where you can watch the full presentation? Or if he has a channel somewhere?)

    • @yupsure6016
      @yupsure6016 Год назад

      ​@@bluscout1857I would also like to know

    • @RyanBloodborne
      @RyanBloodborne 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@bluscout1857 It's on the @cakeim channel.

    • @RyanBloodborne
      @RyanBloodborne 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@bluscout1857 It's on the @cakeim channel.

  • @snomvish
    @snomvish Год назад +55

    3:13:02 I feel so bad for this person cuz they made a beautiful ass animation but Jshlatt wouldn’t stop talking about how everyone was saying “clussy” during it

    • @Harurema
      @Harurema Год назад +28

      I checked out the animators channel, and in the comments for the submission she said that it made her extremely uncomfortable. I'm really glad that Schlatt put that to a stop immediately.

    • @snomvish
      @snomvish Год назад +4

      @@Harurema who's the animator?

    • @snomvish
      @snomvish Год назад +9

      @pluteanium is the animator btw

    • @tallyholads4620
      @tallyholads4620 Год назад +1

      ​@@Haruremaclussy got me actin a lil goofy

    • @Harurema
      @Harurema Год назад

      @@tallyholads4620 the real clown is you though.

  • @Beesuh
    @Beesuh Год назад +447

    My presentation didn’t make it in. But now I’m thankful that I escaped embarrassment 😄

  • @INSXNIA16
    @INSXNIA16 Год назад +29

    The artists in Schlitzal community are wonderful, good job boys (AND GIRLS)

  • @adnankhalid8457
    @adnankhalid8457 Год назад +8

    Finally I've been waiting so long for another one of these i can't wait to rewatch it fifteen times before a new one comes out

  • @linusblindfold
    @linusblindfold Год назад +23

    I like how at 2:42:12 Jambo jumps in sync with the explosion

  • @ericbrown9825
    @ericbrown9825 11 месяцев назад +5

    FUN FACT: Toy's R Us still has a shop in the Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport, where they sell trading cards, lego sets, and other misc. toys and merchandise

  • @SpyGuy13
    @SpyGuy13 Год назад +10

    34:18
    For those who don’t know, the number leads to a call where a woman asks if the person who called them wants a “picture” of them

    • @green7449
      @green7449 Год назад

      Are you talking about the decker co website?

  • @jamzee_
    @jamzee_ Год назад +14

    I like how consistently schlatt is absolutely over stimulated even tho he asked specifically for stimulating content.
    Especially all the infomercials ones.

  • @schrotthandler1648
    @schrotthandler1648 Год назад +50

    this stimulates my brain just enough to mute the trauma my brain tries to cope with
    thank you for making my life just a little less agonizing for 5h

    • @mustansirbadri5847
      @mustansirbadri5847 Год назад +1

      U good bro

    • @sirllamaiii9708
      @sirllamaiii9708 Год назад

      Have you tried shrimply facing your issues like a man and getting over it, dealing with it like an adult, instead of running from yourself your entire life scared to have a moment alone with your own mind

    • @schrotthandler1648
      @schrotthandler1648 Год назад

      @@sirllamaiii9708 🤡

    • @kangelsb0xcvtterr
      @kangelsb0xcvtterr Год назад

      @@sirllamaiii9708too hard

  • @imsoboredrnlol
    @imsoboredrnlol Год назад +5

    i got second degree burns while making soup bc i was distracted by your reactions to all the 9/11 jokes

  • @Rottcorvit
    @Rottcorvit 2 месяца назад +2

    17:00 he thought it was torture XD
    You know schlatt is one for torture

  • @tacos300l
    @tacos300l Год назад +1287

    Jschlatt NEVER fails to spread our cheeks ❤

    • @sarcashd3991
      @sarcashd3991 Год назад +17

      Real

    • @Mongoosez
      @Mongoosez Год назад +11

      Real

    • @coolium
      @coolium Год назад +56

      These comments always fail to be original tho

    • @ThePOVer
      @ThePOVer Год назад +1

      SIR WHAT

    • @JamJuice101
      @JamJuice101 Год назад +5

      And you never fail to be unoriginal.

  • @B_R_E_A_D_
    @B_R_E_A_D_ Год назад +4

    Ive binge watch the same old classic reaction videos here for months now. Im so glad to put this in the list. I just cant get enough of it. Its like a good movie or it is. I think im going insane, man.

  • @SkaR
    @SkaR Год назад +4

    This was amazing, I can't wait for the next episode of Schlark Tank

  • @Walleyedwosaik
    @Walleyedwosaik Год назад +10

    2:45 as an Australian cigarette boxes scared the sh't out of me when I was a kid I went to a Dubai airport one time and I seen a cigarette box without a shrivelled up dead foot with a tag on their toe and I was thinking HOW IS THIS LEGAL and I realised that I am the weird one

  • @Gysmo4026
    @Gysmo4026 Год назад +8

    2:14:50 I can’t get over the fact with Terry Cruise

  • @RiverNyx9
    @RiverNyx9 Год назад +80

    2:35:10 ... SCREAMING I AM SO EXCITED
    catching this stream live was so much fun oh my god

  • @cyberpunksssss
    @cyberpunksssss Год назад +23

    I love how we still don’t know the name of Schlatt’s void and he’s had him for months now

  • @Monori198
    @Monori198 Год назад +8

    3:36:06
    You could make a second, follow up show about what the winner does with those millions of dollars.
    It’d be like pimp my former homeless guy.
    You could also create regional Variants too:
    Squid game: China
    Squid game: Brazil
    And every ten years you could hold like a global squid game where the former winners of all the countries clash against each other for even more money. It’d be something like the Olympics or the World Cup

  • @ModerationLabs
    @ModerationLabs Год назад +9

    57:03 YEESS, I was waiting for that

  • @carolinemckee7009
    @carolinemckee7009 Год назад +2

    2:22:12 Gotta love the Lego Monkie Kid fandom popping up in the most unhinged means possible

  • @jetpackdino5703
    @jetpackdino5703 Год назад +19

    All of those Skylander figurines would have cost thousands of dollars if he bought them new. Holy hell.

  • @jpshy1130
    @jpshy1130 Год назад +9

    Schlatt saying “is that true???” To someone saying that your foreskin weighs 50 pounds is so fucking funny

  • @lakeystoic
    @lakeystoic Год назад +143

    rest in peace big guy. so glad that AI has gotten to the point that i can still watch him as if he were still alive today ❤

  • @Static_Light
    @Static_Light Год назад +2

    2:22:22 shocked me. 10/10. I've seen that fic before, not read it but seen it. Also I wasn't expecting another Lego Monkie Kid fan- I'm not a simp but I am a theory person going insane.

  • @romfighter
    @romfighter Год назад +1

    0:50 gotta love how quick shlart can transition from smiling to dead serious

  • @Elbow_le_Shelbow
    @Elbow_le_Shelbow Год назад +18

    His reaction at 28:46 has me in fucking tears, HOLY mother of god that was hilarious

    • @corbble72
      @corbble72 Год назад +4

      Glad you liked it 😉

    • @weirdobeardo735
      @weirdobeardo735 Год назад +1

      ​@@corbble72 CORBBLE?!??!!!!!?

    • @corbble72
      @corbble72 Год назад +1

      @@weirdobeardo735 yes, it is I, he who takes what is his

  • @megadustone
    @megadustone Год назад +6

    2:40:47
    Eyyy, I made this. Thanks for the reaction! Hope you enjoyed my "Funny Stuff" tutorial!

  • @manny72512
    @manny72512 Год назад +160

    So sad we can never have the 14 hour schlewing and schlooning stream. If only he was still with us 🕊️

    • @SpongeBob-lt8mu
      @SpongeBob-lt8mu Год назад +4

      He died after the first, the pure extract was too much. Fly high 🕊

  • @confusionprice1422
    @confusionprice1422 4 месяца назад

    I’m glad I found this channel, lots of the content I like to see in long form

  • @detroityeet7048
    @detroityeet7048 Год назад +1

    I loved this! It's so much better when you're reacting to us, not just some TikToks.

  • @royaldz1273
    @royaldz1273 Год назад +13

    39:55 schlandella catalogue

  • @50_shades_of_Jay_
    @50_shades_of_Jay_ Год назад +72

    Watching this live was like a fever dream

  • @lunanovaa_
    @lunanovaa_ Год назад +26

    these have to be some of the best submissions he's had yet

    • @lunanovaa_
      @lunanovaa_ Год назад +5

      now being at 3:19:52 i can safely say these have to be some of the most unhinged submissions he's had yet

  • @jamesfitzpatrick250
    @jamesfitzpatrick250 Год назад

    I love the 4 hour videos. Its like a season of a show. I can watch for 30 mins and come back later over and over for more

  • @scott-pilgrim-vs.-my-gpa
    @scott-pilgrim-vs.-my-gpa Год назад +11

    Why is schlitoris so angery

  • @Max-ek4dn
    @Max-ek4dn Год назад +37

    I love how, yes this is react content, but it somehow creates incredible creative works of fiction, humor, engeering, filmaking, drawing, editing etc.

    • @Mox1990
      @Mox1990 Год назад

      *ranking content. read the title, he’s ranking them.

    • @VeraGreca
      @VeraGreca Год назад

      it’s a great way to platform smaller creators!

  • @StrikeMachine
    @StrikeMachine Год назад +25

    Schlonky donkie always gives us fire content

  • @lovie74
    @lovie74 Год назад +5

    FINALLY, IVE WAITED A WHOLE YEAR FOR MORE OF THESE, OR YOUR TIKTOK REACTS. VIEWER SUBMISSIONS AND TIKTOKS ARE WHAT MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE.

  • @dlow822
    @dlow822 Год назад +2

    I can’t wait to see the growth in the saga of jshlatt vs cosmic and his consistent misleads

  • @SappyVespidae
    @SappyVespidae Год назад +7

    When Jschlatt say purple subscribe button the subscribe button turns purple I swear to God watch at 40:49

  • @itsjustaviper
    @itsjustaviper Год назад +12

    1:06 The way the deodorant ad one answers him lmao

  • @dr_popcorn
    @dr_popcorn Год назад +17

    Who made that amazing animation at 3:12:47? It's really good and I wanna see more of their stuff!

  • @Mooshie_7
    @Mooshie_7 Год назад +7

    Added the jambo youtube thing and the first thing I got was jambo looking like he’s laughing on a tribute video for Andre braugher. 💀

  • @JustSasNotSus
    @JustSasNotSus Год назад +4

    15:42 Clone jschlatt has joined the short wars!

  • @VandenBoss
    @VandenBoss Год назад +1

    Yogscast was my first introduction to lets plays and Minecraft. There's a quote I'll always remember from one of those guys first minecraft modded lets play. "Please take me with you; I am good jump." *falls*

  • @goldeneagle8740
    @goldeneagle8740 Год назад +6

    Just came here after taking care of some of my own “business” (That stray puppy had it coming,) now 4 and a half hours of Jschlatt? My day is now infinitely better.

  • @Kingbacon747
    @Kingbacon747 Год назад +3

    Genuine round of applause for the fan base in this video. Most of these had a greay production quality or showed off a great talent

  • @underscore_3944
    @underscore_3944 Год назад +5

    AI has improved drastically, but not enough to replace “Schlinky”. You will be forever missed 🕊️

  • @Carosbee
    @Carosbee 9 месяцев назад +1

    2:20 Isn't that what they do for children? "Elsa's on the shampoo and if you want to be magic like her, use your shampoo."

  • @Hirohitorunguard
    @Hirohitorunguard Год назад +2

    i love how after like a quarter into the stream its mostly just national tragedy jokes and unfunny references that give you a headache. Thank you Schlatt for showing me this, i now have a severe headache and feel exhausted.

  • @YraExalgaSkgs
    @YraExalgaSkgs Год назад +4

    The guy at 10:00 was great. The sweaty nervous stuttering had me laughing.

  • @zeldaguy32
    @zeldaguy32 Год назад +12

    2:14:00 this guy could make so much money doing legit infomercials

  • @Тазик-к9л
    @Тазик-к9л Год назад +9

    sometimes when watching these I remember that Schlatt is an actual human being

  • @cheeseboogar
    @cheeseboogar Год назад +7

    Schlart is blessed to have so many animators and artists in his community
    Nvm i saw the sex bed

  • @torquedawg1004
    @torquedawg1004 Год назад +3

    at this point schlatt should hold a film festival

  • @shadyourracer3967
    @shadyourracer3967 11 месяцев назад +7

    I miss “Schlatt”. It’s sickening to see an A.I generated version of him trying to replicated. R.I.P Big Guy.

  • @GabrielStarkey-Simpson
    @GabrielStarkey-Simpson 11 месяцев назад +8

    gotta love the they/them pronouns coming up and immediately EVERYONE IN CHAT spams "WOMAN WOMAN"

  • @shrexba
    @shrexba Год назад +4

    22:00 ok but seriously never ever ever point a gun towards yourself if you pull the trigger and it doesn't automatically go off

    • @gaminggamer9698
      @gaminggamer9698 Год назад +1

      Good thing theyre completely unloaded airsoft guns then

  • @IanIanaSpencer
    @IanIanaSpencer 2 месяца назад

    I genuinely love how this guy's fursona is like smol and cute and irl he has big Metalhead Dad energy, it's such a funny contrast

  • @gamgam7979
    @gamgam7979 Год назад +4

    1:53:50 the elon musk x ghislaine maxwell transition goes hard asf