Sorry, My Ninjas. Alanah Pearce Will NOT Be At the Gathering of the Juggalos

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    Sorry, My Ninjas. Alanah Pearce Will NOT Be At the Gathering of the Juggalos

Комментарии • 529

  • @shahs1221
    @shahs1221 2 года назад +925

    When you think it can't get any weirder, it smash cuts to Ryan at a Shrek themed rave with him dressed as Pinocchio chanting "I'm a real boy" with a glowstick for a nose. Ryan is an absolute treasure of a human being.

    • @mpeckablebass
      @mpeckablebass 2 года назад +44

      Elyse's face just before the cut was priceless as well.

    • @sewerface
      @sewerface 2 года назад +14

      This series is lit

    • @RedHood001-KA
      @RedHood001-KA 2 года назад +15

      @@sewerface It absolutely is. At this point, this series is all about events in Ryan's life and the reactions from Alanah, Elyse, and Jacob.

    • @Cherokeechuck9
      @Cherokeechuck9 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@mpeckablebass proud mother

  • @suakeli
    @suakeli 2 года назад +331

    "I'm pretty sure I got hit with multiple dead Juggalos" is the greatest sentence I've ever heard.

  • @moviebad109
    @moviebad109 2 года назад +727

    Ryan’s immune system must be like a hardened Spec Ops unit by this point.

    • @Ramonatho
      @Ramonatho 2 года назад

      Ryan's DNA is more well protected then Switzerland. Until it falls out his... Well...

    • @Sumblueguy41
      @Sumblueguy41 2 года назад +26

      Ryan’s immune system can fight a Predator Yuatja barehanded & win

    • @joemono4727
      @joemono4727 2 года назад +24

      He's been blessed by papa nurgle

    • @nakenmil
      @nakenmil 2 года назад +8

      @@joemono4727 Ryan the Leechlord amen.

    • @michaelnagle5482
      @michaelnagle5482 2 года назад +6

      "So you're saving I'm indestructible?"

  • @maltezachariassen7496
    @maltezachariassen7496 2 года назад +388

    I love that Alanah is perpetually and simultaneously amazed, bewildered and disgusted by Ryan's shenanigans

    • @ludwigthewhite3535
      @ludwigthewhite3535 2 года назад +20

      I mean same tbh

    • @miltonaupperle9496
      @miltonaupperle9496 2 года назад +8

      The look on her face at the end when Ryan explains the "Not Flour" he got hit with is priceless..

  • @godspeedyoublacknerd
    @godspeedyoublacknerd 2 года назад +587

    I have never felt like I needed a shower more than watching that footage of the gathering of the juggalos

    • @godspeedyoublacknerd
      @godspeedyoublacknerd 2 года назад +49

      Got to the end the video and I need more than a shower, I need to die

    • @GamerSverige
      @GamerSverige 2 года назад +8

      Same 😅

    • @cptobvius
      @cptobvius 2 года назад +4

      I’m sincerely curious if there are showering options there besides sun showers you bring. It seems so incredibly sticky. And once you washed you would get instantly sticky again. It seems terrible.

  • @ScribbleKith
    @ScribbleKith 2 года назад +535

    This series is 100% Ryan chronicles, but it's Alanah's way of dealing with him that makes it gold.

    • @redsands1001
      @redsands1001 2 года назад

      If idiots and a broad were still a thing i would have wanted a group trip with Ryan to Memphis

    • @mundial200
      @mundial200 2 года назад +33

      And Elyse's shock

    • @jamesbinnie8765
      @jamesbinnie8765 2 года назад

      i dont get it allanahs from my home town and everybody here looks like ryan and smokes hard drugs me included

  • @gorillaX1944
    @gorillaX1944 2 года назад +354

    Honestly, I’m so glad Ryan was found by this channel. His energy makes for some of the most unique videos on RUclips.

  • @iSouleyx
    @iSouleyx 2 года назад +228

    I am living vicariously through Ryan at this point, if he were in medieval times he'd no doubt either be a legendary bard with 1000 tales, or a town drunk who's lived 1000 life times.

    • @chaos_omega
      @chaos_omega 2 года назад

      He would have been executed as a heretic.

  • @RH1812
    @RH1812 2 года назад +171

    I require a list of Elyse’s unspoken thoughts

  • @Bjhorn279
    @Bjhorn279 2 года назад +115

    “If you were a woman you’d last maybe 2 days”
    probably one of the best ways to describe Ryan

  • @Captain_Maeve
    @Captain_Maeve 2 года назад +146

    Peak comedy, whoever did the cut to Alanah saying " you just didn't clean your gooch"

    • @donkanee
      @donkanee 2 года назад +11

      I'm pretty sure it's Ryan! :D

    • @raysravens52
      @raysravens52 2 года назад +1

      I really want the clips that didn't make it because this entire stream must be fucking great.

  • @Miki90Mar
    @Miki90Mar 2 года назад +263

    I love Ryan so much, whenever he does something he goes all out! Also there's always some video evidence so no one can doubt it

    • @them4601
      @them4601 2 года назад +23

      Or deny it in court

    • @raysravens52
      @raysravens52 2 года назад +9

      The fact that Ryan brings the fucking receipts to back it up is what makes him next level amazing.

  • @tastysandwhich
    @tastysandwhich 2 года назад +237

    To no one's surprise, Ryan got Covid at the Gathering.

    • @Siadarak
      @Siadarak 2 года назад +50

      He might've gotten a lot of things at the gathering.

    • @davidday9967
      @davidday9967 2 года назад +26

      @@Siadarak covid was probably the least harmful

    • @illkissyourightnow
      @illkissyourightnow 2 года назад +5

      @@Siadarak pretty sure i saw him paying some girl 5 dollars to spit in his mouth…

  • @the5starman926
    @the5starman926 2 года назад +77

    Ryan was either gonna get real deep into Q or another cult so becoming a juggalo is ultimately best case scenario.

    • @ISavant
      @ISavant 2 года назад +33

      He made the right choice, as the juggalos stand against fascism

    • @iamcode.4
      @iamcode.4 2 года назад +11

      @@ISavant Yeah, they're a special bunch, but they're usually pretty friendly.

    • @ISavant
      @ISavant 2 года назад +5

      @@iamcode.4 oh yeah, I used to listen to their music back when I was an edgy teen, lost a lot of respect for them with the "fucking magnets" song, got it back when I learned that violent j made a fursuit to support his daughter (furries are of course weird but supportive parents are good) and gained even more when they didn't even hesitate to shut down the gathering because they didn't want to put even one juggalo at risk (of COVID, anything else you catch there is fine)

    • @guhrizzlybaire
      @guhrizzlybaire 2 года назад

      @@ISavant do you watch internet today/ETC? They covered a festival a few years back as well as the thing about Ruby's fur suit debacle

    • @raysravens52
      @raysravens52 2 года назад +5

      @@ISavant Yep that was what officially sold me on them. The fact that ICP has more common sense than our politicians is a good metaphor for the entire situation we're in right now.

  • @6pauly6paulie5___.3
    @6pauly6paulie5___.3 2 года назад +72

    Thank you Ryan for the interview and kicking it with us at The Gathering

  • @basstrammel1322
    @basstrammel1322 2 года назад +81

    Meeting a Juggalette at the Shrekfest in Seattle sounds both sweet and horrifying. I wish the best for Red Clown Ryan on that adventure.

    • @raysravens52
      @raysravens52 2 года назад +4

      Honestly ICP is forever in my good graces when they cancelled the gathering in 2020 and said "Even one dead juggalo is too many"

    • @raysravens52
      @raysravens52 2 года назад

      Basically when ICP has their shit together more than your actual politicians it makes sense how fucked this country is.

  • @apoxuponme9575
    @apoxuponme9575 2 года назад +58

    Alanna: "You're giving off a lot of cult energy."
    [Cut to Elyse's expression]
    My message to the editor; nicely done

    • @hadisyuaib8613
      @hadisyuaib8613 Год назад

      Why is this nicely done? Sorry I'm out of the loop

    • @apoxuponme9575
      @apoxuponme9575 Год назад

      @@hadisyuaib8613 the editor knew what Elyse was going for with her expression and focused on it, didn't ignore it

  • @lejohnbrames9392
    @lejohnbrames9392 2 года назад +59

    Ya know, they could make Deadly Premonition videos for the next 20 years, I’d be on board the whole way.

    • @raysravens52
      @raysravens52 2 года назад +1

      This is a game I enjoy watching other people play way more than every time I try to play it.

  • @tinytimbo456
    @tinytimbo456 2 года назад +41

    I thought ryan was just doing a bit at the beginning, but he really went all out with getting spit in the mouth. Glad this is a family friendly channel still.

  • @GremlinPFB
    @GremlinPFB 2 года назад +92

    Ryan isn't a man... He's an experience.

  • @CausticLemons7
    @CausticLemons7 2 года назад +14

    Alanah's straight man to Ryan's chaos is so perfect and makes for the best storytelling.

  • @Miki90Mar
    @Miki90Mar 2 года назад +162

    You could live a thousand lifetimes and still you wouldn't be able to experience the life Ryan has

    • @penttikoivuniemi2146
      @penttikoivuniemi2146 2 года назад +12

      I could live a thousand lifetimes and not want to use even one of them the way Ryan has spent his life. Makes for a lot of good stories for sure, but what the fuck...

    • @raysravens52
      @raysravens52 2 года назад +2

      Elyse and Alanah are right that we're the NPCs in Ryan's story at most. I feel like one of the cardboard cutout sports fans in all the sports games.

  • @jebblottin92
    @jebblottin92 2 года назад +71

    Further proof we are all just NPCs in the game of Ryan Hailey.

  • @ChuckLouie213
    @ChuckLouie213 2 года назад +20

    If Ryan makes an audiobook of his life I would listen to it all day.

  • @knickknack675
    @knickknack675 2 года назад +59

    Ryan being a juggalo is the arc I didn’t know I needed. Now we need him to be a gigolo

    • @raimarulightning
      @raimarulightning 2 года назад

      You think he isn't already?
      I'd be comfortable wagering that Ryan was patient zero for some horrifying STD outbreak

    • @davidday9967
      @davidday9967 2 года назад

      I'm actually surprised this didn't happen earlier lol

  • @ihateyoubees
    @ihateyoubees 2 года назад +25

    This and The Idiot Detective are some of the funniest series, always make me laugh out loud.

  • @BrilliantBenGaming
    @BrilliantBenGaming 2 года назад +44

    How tf does Ryan not have a Netflix show yet? Like just follow him around with cameras like a new age Jeff Goldblum tv series

    • @TheArdomur
      @TheArdomur Год назад +2

      tbf it seems someone already does that. The question is just, why its not on TV

  • @hamsandwich184
    @hamsandwich184 2 года назад +44

    We need a podcast with Alanah, Elyse, and Ryan definitely

    • @Hellknight27
      @Hellknight27 2 года назад +7

      Or just add Ryan to Alanah's podcast with Jon, Jacob and Rahul- it would be nuts!

    • @guhrizzlybaire
      @guhrizzlybaire 2 года назад +4

      @@Hellknight27 was just going to say-- he travels more than they do it seems 😅 if traveling to Ohio and Tennessee count

    • @NanoWaver
      @NanoWaver 2 года назад +2

      This is essentially a podcast with some gameplay segments.

    • @thetimebean
      @thetimebean 2 года назад +1

      @@Hellknight27 they cancelled the podcast indefinitely :(

    • @ISavant
      @ISavant 2 года назад +2

      @@thetimebean yeah but that's Mike Flanagan's fault for continually giving rahul jobs

  • @dizzyroseblade
    @dizzyroseblade 2 года назад +45

    The legitimately weirdest things about Ryan going to the Gathering is that 1 he didn't already go every year and 2 he's really a better juggalo rapper than at least 80% of juggalo rappers.

  • @AlinaTheGoblin
    @AlinaTheGoblin 2 года назад +13

    Officially my new favorite Funhaus video. On Alanah's channel, she likened Ryan to the Wheel of Time concept of ta'veren, where fate/destiny can find certain people at any point in time and important things will just happen to them. Which is precisely how Ryan's life plays out. Though he puts himself in situations of possibility/madness a lot of the time, but still, things happen to Ryan constantly!

  • @gregwessendorf
    @gregwessendorf 2 года назад +30

    I appreciate Ryan channeling Ceasar Romero by not shaving before putting on face paint.

  • @snowballeffect7812
    @snowballeffect7812 2 года назад +19

    Ryan is living a life I wouldn't dare to live. I very much appreciate him having all this raucous fun so I don't have to, but can still get that secondhand fun.

    • @raysravens52
      @raysravens52 2 года назад +1

      A secondhand high is still a high.

  • @cman011
    @cman011 2 года назад +22

    we need the source video for Ryan's on stage performance

  • @rellikbackwards2308
    @rellikbackwards2308 2 года назад +9

    I love how Red Nose Ryan's laugh at 9:07 sounded like a clown laugh lol

  • @Blck7
    @Blck7 2 года назад +10

    I love how everyone did a double take after hearing Ryan say ‘What up my ninjas?’lmfao

  • @RoncJuggla420
    @RoncJuggla420 2 года назад +7

    Met Ryan in the Ouija Macc pit, and can confirm he was on my list of crazy shit I saw at the gathering

  • @PrezPoet
    @PrezPoet 2 года назад +8

    This video was an experience to say the least.
    I hope Ryan uploads his Gathering footage to his RUclips channel.

  • @vashstampede88
    @vashstampede88 2 года назад +7

    The cuts to Elyse just judging everything being said were the best

  • @MrXander1337
    @MrXander1337 2 года назад +9

    Ryan is like the Johnny Knoxville of Funhaus..and it's amazing!

    • @jasonhunter2819
      @jasonhunter2819 2 года назад

      it even sounds good "I'm Ryan Hailey, and this is jackass!"

  • @andrewtorres9943
    @andrewtorres9943 2 года назад +22

    This episode of Deadly Premonition is sponsored by Faygo. Whoop Whoop!

  • @WhiteyHD
    @WhiteyHD 2 года назад +7

    I love how this has just become Ryan's Story Time

  • @Jellyfish146
    @Jellyfish146 2 года назад +12

    I just saw someone spit in Ryan's mouth and it's *halfway* through the video

    • @zabukoii8081
      @zabukoii8081 2 года назад +5

      Imagine being Ryan's immune system I'd be pissed

  • @PoppaBoogaloo
    @PoppaBoogaloo 2 года назад +4

    The monsters having “Whoop Whoop” dubbed over their deaths was a touch of editing genius.

  • @jayworkman5792
    @jayworkman5792 2 года назад +6

    Fun(ish) fact: Juggalos are considered to be a violent “gang” by the federal government.
    Also, there’s a pretty fun Australian movie called Welcome to the Whoop Whoop.

  • @Scoobydoo22228
    @Scoobydoo22228 2 года назад +4

    This play trough has fallen off the damn rails.

  • @AaronRoots427
    @AaronRoots427 2 года назад +6

    Look, I know that Ryan can give off "I should probably stop hanging out with this guy" vibes.
    That's it.

  • @TheAdamPhilipShow
    @TheAdamPhilipShow 2 года назад +6

    Ryan is an absolute content machine

  • @JetEyeMonkey
    @JetEyeMonkey 2 года назад +1

    What a seriously crazy tide this video was this time

  • @ashtheash5695
    @ashtheash5695 2 года назад +9

    It's the age old question nobody at Funhaus have been able to answer thus far; How the fuck is Ryan not dead

  • @Raphtorrr
    @Raphtorrr 2 года назад +8

    I'm now conviced Ryan is an immortal:
    1. After living hundreds of years, he's bored enough to go to a Gathering of the Juggalos
    2. He can survive a Gathering of the Juggalos

  • @DarkKnight2037
    @DarkKnight2037 2 года назад +2

    having been in Aus for 21 years now, i thought this entire tim ethat whoop whoop was an actual place... holy shit!

  • @pedroquintana6817
    @pedroquintana6817 2 года назад +5

    These videos are now 10% Deadly Premonition and 90% a Ryan vlog. Im all here for it!

  • @nickx1754
    @nickx1754 2 года назад +7

    Man, I wish I were more adventurous like Ryan.
    (Ryan pays a stranger to spit in his mouth)
    On second thought, maybe I'm not doing so bad in life.

  • @iGleeson
    @iGleeson 2 года назад +7

    love this series about ryan's life and adventures

  • @yhctower
    @yhctower 2 года назад +1

    This series can never end!!!! Best series ever!!!!!

  • @ZRovas117
    @ZRovas117 2 года назад +4

    I want someone to make a movie out of Ryan's life. It's just so....so....it's hard to put into words how crazy it all is. Describing it as crazy sounds like an understatement.

  • @jjw6961
    @jjw6961 2 года назад +1

    I heard 'Chicken Huntin' in 5th grade and it's been stuck in my head since

  • @qwi2311
    @qwi2311 2 года назад +28

    Whoop Whoop indeed.😂 starting to wonder what the other people in this videos bring to the table when Ryan is out sacrificing his health every week for this show.

  • @FamilyReunion97
    @FamilyReunion97 2 года назад +1

    Ryan puts the "gross" in "engrossing".

  • @ctrigger3
    @ctrigger3 2 года назад +4

    Killer Clowns form “inner” space … Got’Em

  • @StarlingInSpace
    @StarlingInSpace Год назад +2

    Ryan would fit right in with it’s always sunny

  • @drhouse6165
    @drhouse6165 2 года назад +1

    Damn, Elyse with a Dean Malenko reference. He's the man of 1,000 holds. She's the woman of 1,000 jokes.

  • @Herebrand
    @Herebrand 2 года назад +3

    I'm pretty sure that 98% of Faygo"s sales are ICP related, so they're probably ok with the whole thing.

  • @samclark5156
    @samclark5156 2 года назад +2

    I wasn’t expecting to hear Ryan talk about a juggalo festival, but it makes PERFECT sense that he went.

  • @Haskett
    @Haskett 2 года назад +2

    Bruh I live for the morning chaos that Funhaus brings, this was amazing

  • @aarojpoll
    @aarojpoll 2 года назад +9

    Ryan is a wild man

  • @nicoleh3239
    @nicoleh3239 2 года назад +4

    Ryan should have a podcast about all his life experiences.

  • @FierceElements
    @FierceElements 2 года назад +6

    Ryan isn't even living his best life and it is better than so many of ours!

  • @MrIceio
    @MrIceio 2 года назад +1

    Juggalos and Deadly Premonition do weirdly fit together.

  • @yesac2004
    @yesac2004 2 года назад +1

    This man went to the Superbowl, the Gathering, and Shrek Rave all in the same year.

  • @TheRumpletiltskin
    @TheRumpletiltskin 2 года назад

    14:28 EDITOR I LOVE THE WHOOPWHOOP when they kill the enemy... nice touch.

  • @vic5221
    @vic5221 2 года назад +1

    This is such a fever dream of a series

  • @myfilms999
    @myfilms999 2 года назад +1

    "I'm a real boy! I'm a real boy! I'm a real boy!"
    5:48

  • @thrawnsbane
    @thrawnsbane 2 года назад

    Ryan - I'll never be the same
    Alanah - for better or worse?
    Ryan - for amazing
    🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @infinitecorpze
    @infinitecorpze 2 года назад +1

    It sounds like Ryan was a juggalo this entire time and only just now realized it

  • @theroverart
    @theroverart 2 года назад

    the WHOOP WHOOP at 13:55 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • @gareththerrien3473
    @gareththerrien3473 2 года назад +1

    Ryan going to the Gathering is the least surprising thing I've heard he's done

  • @troubiemakie
    @troubiemakie 2 года назад +2

    The development that Ryan got hit with someone's ashes is horrifying lol

  • @ISavant
    @ISavant 2 года назад +6

    i'm so glad that one time I slept with a girl who had an ICP tattoo didn't become something serious. So very glad. the chlamydia was serious but i mean i'm glad we didn't form a relationship.

  • @ScytheAndStitches
    @ScytheAndStitches 2 года назад

    "showerin in faygo" its only a minute into the video and im cryyyyying 😭😂

  • @babyjesusvideo
    @babyjesusvideo 2 года назад +2

    That was a pretty authentic Icp parody

  • @bippitybopitybooty1127
    @bippitybopitybooty1127 2 года назад +2

    I love when Elyse bashes Ryan

  • @chrisp6967
    @chrisp6967 2 года назад +4

    19:43 holy fuck ryan 0_0

  • @yuhyuh7603
    @yuhyuh7603 2 года назад +1

    Anyone else surprised how great this group is together? It's like a medium rare flank steak butter basted with garlic and rosemary, paired with sauteed mustard greens, garlic herb mashed potatoes, and topped with a demi glace.

  • @nicholassullivan1239
    @nicholassullivan1239 2 года назад +7

    The entire crew should go next time. I've never been there, but everyone I've talked to that has went (juggalo or not) has said it was a blast and the fam was super welcoming to everyone.

  • @Hakaanu
    @Hakaanu 2 года назад +1

    Alannah is calculating how quickly she can wrap up business in the states and fly back to Australia by the end of this one.

  • @nightelf4860
    @nightelf4860 2 года назад +1

    OMG that was the best DP game play starring an ICP mainstay 🤘🏻 Greetings from Mount Juliet, Tennessee USA

  • @PussInBoot414
    @PussInBoot414 2 года назад +2

    It is both depressing and incredibly entertaining that as someone who loved Deadly Premonition but never finished it this is the way I slowly but surely find out who done the murder. The suspense.

  • @ligmanaughtz5971
    @ligmanaughtz5971 2 года назад +32

    Ryan is a gem we must protect at all cost

    • @goofyghoul
      @goofyghoul 2 года назад +2

      I think we can do that for u ligmanaughtz

    • @SuperSoldier44
      @SuperSoldier44 2 года назад

      Lord knows he's not making it easy.

    • @ATinyWaffle
      @ATinyWaffle 2 года назад

      Despite his best efforts to get himself killed lmao

  • @gmorel1916
    @gmorel1916 2 года назад +1

    This series never misses

  • @norwoodeye2580
    @norwoodeye2580 2 года назад +5

    Legit concerned for Ryan's health. Yikes.

  • @matthewkocienda2740
    @matthewkocienda2740 2 года назад +4

    I'm so sad I missed the gathering this would've been my first one too, love seeing wicked Ryan reppin for the clowns Whoop Whoop!!

  • @chantel794
    @chantel794 2 года назад +3

    Elyse is such a dynamic comedian😍

  • @senshai1267
    @senshai1267 2 года назад +1

    i was not ready for human remains bit !! i shouldn't be laughing !!

  • @Seriousjaak
    @Seriousjaak 2 года назад +3

    Ryan never disappoints! lmfao

  • @joca3760
    @joca3760 2 года назад

    LMFAO! The ashes got my dying so hard.

  • @noobking26
    @noobking26 2 года назад +1

    I feel like Alanah wants to escape any room that is present with Ryan in it.

  • @guillermoandresdiaz7284
    @guillermoandresdiaz7284 2 года назад +1

    God, I'm really rethinking my plans of moving out to USA now...is there a word for being scared and excited at the same time? Lord almighty.

  • @mironricardo
    @mironricardo 2 года назад +1

    Omfg, I don't know how y'all sit next to Ryan without being a little bit scared, lol.

  • @dockspringfield1213
    @dockspringfield1213 2 года назад +2

    "I cant believe you got covid at that."