Every Ryan lore dump, I'm like,' There's no way that's true.' Then they immediately cut to a news story or frickin video evidence. Blows my mind every time.
I feel like at this point they must have scraped up all Ryan's video documentation and are steering the conversation to introduce the lore in a premeditative way. It reminds me of a time i went to the lake to meet a bunch of friends, and someone needed a shovel, which I happened to have in my car. I mentioned that I had one and went and got it, and they were like, "Oh, wow. You really had a shovel in your car." Then later someone mentioned they wanted to learn to throw a boomerang, which as luck would have it, was also in my car, so I said, "Be right back." and returned with it. At this point their minds were getting fairly blown, so I decided to subtly steer the conversation to a hockey mask, which, of course was waiting in my car. Someone, predictably, said, "If only we had a hockey mask right now", and looked pointedly at me with anticipation, along with the rest of the group. I smiled and said, "I got this", and when I came back with a hockey mask, I was greeted as a hero. Good times.
Honestly I am not on the level of Ryan but for six years my friends and I did some of the most insane shit and should absolutely be jailed and tagged as delinquents (we never hurt anyone, can't stress that enough.... But not counting stealing). The parties were insane, the weird shit I won't even get in to. So basically if my friends and I tried to take it next level we could have had Ryan moments. So I believe him. I think it's at least 95% true.
I swear to god Ryan feels like he’s been created in a lab. No one man can have all this lore. Jesus disappeared for like 20 years and we still gave him a whole religion, Ryan has proof of his great* deeds and yet is not tax exempt. Also pray for Alanah’s heart and the clasp on her antique pearls
This is true. In fact I think all of us have met at least one person who shares stories like Ryan, but I think we always just assume those people to be pathological liars. The difference is Ryan always has footage to back it up.
Ryan has to be one of the most humble people on the planet. He has all these amazing stories that come out naturally and aren't forced at all. I was on a tv show when I was 13 and I take every opportunity I can get to bring it up......so anyways about my show its basically...
Ryan has lived 40 lifetimes. If he was a book or tv or movie character, the creator would be endlessly criticized for lack of realism. Every “this happened to a friend of a friend of mine” story is actually about Ryan
I really prefer this format of presenting it as little morsels, surrounded by people with more regular lives, where how out of place it is really hits you, than to just get the whole thing, which might be a bit exhausting. If that's what you're looking for, check out Viva La Bam.
I can't remember the video, but James saying that sometimes he suggests not showing the video evidence of Ryan's stories will always make me wonder what else is out there of Ryan's life
Holy shit the Ryan lore! That’s insane. My mom’s cousin was actually inside John Wayne Gacy’s house and could have been killed. Gacy asked him if he wanted to stay for a little bit and have a drink but he was just there to grab something and his dad was waiting in the car outside.
@@cheezballz he is homeless by choice. How else is he going to get more crazy stories? They aren't all just going to walk into his house and creep on him.
This WuWu was a real roller coaster for Alanah. Outed as a scaredy-cat AND a pearl clutcher, betrayed by both Ryan AND Elyse, and realizing she is living in a videogame of Ryan's life. Pour a little out for Alanah's lost innocence. :)
I'm giving up on completing The Ryanillion there's just to much lore, so so so! much lore, just a deluge of lore, a constant never ceasing barrage of lore.
I had a TA in college who reminds me of Ryan. Every week he’d casually mention something that had happened to him in his life and all the students would simultaneously drop their jaws to the floor. He was also a nonfiction creative writer so it was kind of like. Oh. Yep. He’s in the right career. I’d read anything about his literally crazy life
Ryan has so many amazing and weird stories that should be fake but are totally real, far more than any one man usually has. It feels like he's making them up and then reality alters itself to make them true. The fact that he always has PROOF to back them up is the amazing thing. And even stuff other people are saying about him is coming true, like the judging of a hotdog eating contest comment.
We need a series called WTF Ryan?! Where he tells all the tales in the book of ryan lore with the video / witness evidence and then we all collectively say WTF Ryan?!
I'd like it as a quiz show for maybe other rt people if they're around. 2 Lies and a truth and they have to guess which thing really happened and the answer comes up as a video clip. Funhaus may know too many stories by now (hard to know with Ryan there's just so much we don't know)?
Ryan's lore sounds like a D&D campaign that got to level 20. It had everything in it, changed setting 3 times and he had at least one epic encounter per session.
It's always shocking that Ryan can back up damn near every strange occurrence in his life with video or photographic proof. It's like he's trying to put himself into some kind of extreme IRL Truman Show sequel.
I rarely express emotions in general, but Ryan Spooking Alanah like that has me grinning from ear to ear. Such a beautiful and genuine moment between acquaintances, one who is perplexed and terrified of the other. :')
Ryan really has so many stories that the time he was on the news because a serial killer broke into his room wasn't even interesting enough to tell until now.
Little did they know, the Hacks Crossing Creeper was actually a vampire. That night, when he visited young Ryan, he actually gave birth to....The Memphis Sucker!
I thought these comments about Ryan’s lore were going to be in reference to the recent video where he was under a bridge with a bunch of people setting fire to something. Should’ve known it was fresh material
No lie I was a little afraid, especially after cow chop, but I've really gotten into them and going back to old funhaus there may be new people but it doesn't feel as different.
I know Ryan had plenty of new, deeper lore to talk about, but I can’t gloss over the fact that Ryan said his nieces are both named Hailey and, while I know they can have different last names, I refuse that in favor of Hailey Hailey and Hailey Hailey.
I want a 2 lies and a truth show. Get achievement hunter or other rt folks less familiar with ryan. When the answer comes up it's photo or video proof of Ryan insanity.
Every Ryan lore dump, I'm like,' There's no way that's true.' Then they immediately cut to a news story or frickin video evidence. Blows my mind every time.
That's the part that always gets me. He always has ironclad proof!!
For me it's the other way around: "Alright Ryan i believe you" *cuts to the video* "No way that's real, that has to be edited"
I feel like at this point they must have scraped up all Ryan's video documentation and are steering the conversation to introduce the lore in a premeditative way. It reminds me of a time i went to the lake to meet a bunch of friends, and someone needed a shovel, which I happened to have in my car. I mentioned that I had one and went and got it, and they were like, "Oh, wow. You really had a shovel in your car." Then later someone mentioned they wanted to learn to throw a boomerang, which as luck would have it, was also in my car, so I said, "Be right back." and returned with it. At this point their minds were getting fairly blown, so I decided to subtly steer the conversation to a hockey mask, which, of course was waiting in my car. Someone, predictably, said, "If only we had a hockey mask right now", and looked pointedly at me with anticipation, along with the rest of the group. I smiled and said, "I got this", and when I came back with a hockey mask, I was greeted as a hero. Good times.
Honestly I am not on the level of Ryan but for six years my friends and I did some of the most insane shit and should absolutely be jailed and tagged as delinquents (we never hurt anyone, can't stress that enough.... But not counting stealing). The parties were insane, the weird shit I won't even get in to. So basically if my friends and I tried to take it next level we could have had Ryan moments. So I believe him. I think it's at least 95% true.
@@LudaChez I once ate a pizza with no pepperoni on it. No pics so I understand if some are skeptical.
I swear to god Ryan feels like he’s been created in a lab. No one man can have all this lore. Jesus disappeared for like 20 years and we still gave him a whole religion, Ryan has proof of his great* deeds and yet is not tax exempt.
Also pray for Alanah’s heart and the clasp on her antique pearls
And the fact that there's continuously video or photo evidence...like wtf
@@anandnallathambi2923 I have a theory that the Truman show is loosely based on Ryan's life.
Ryan IS Jesus
@@anandnallathambi2923 THERE'S ALWAYS FOOTAGE HAHAH EVERYTIME
Honestly, Ryan needs an autobiography already, the stories this man has.
We need a podcast series
i was literally coming to the comments to write this exact comment. Nice.
Like seriously Funhaus or Rooster Teeth's merch team needs to write a book of short stories by Ryan. Ryan's Tall Tales.
Ryan is above autobiographies, the best authors will write opuses about his adventures.
The best part about Ryan lore is that there's always receipts for it. Like how does this dude go through this much stuff?
There is NO WAY I'd believe even half of Ryan's stories, but then he always has photo or video evidence! How is he real!?!
One of my favorite things on his channel is his julien baker video
@@redsands1001 The fact that there's a video out there of julien baker playing a tiny show and saying Ryan Hailey is her hero is insane
This is true. In fact I think all of us have met at least one person who shares stories like Ryan, but I think we always just assume those people to be pathological liars. The difference is Ryan always has footage to back it up.
@@Jaggernaut why did she say that?
Ryan has to be one of the most humble people on the planet. He has all these amazing stories that come out naturally and aren't forced at all. I was on a tv show when I was 13 and I take every opportunity I can get to bring it up......so anyways about my show its basically...
He's not humble, he's just stoned all the time :D
Or maybe he just has so many stories that he doesn't have the time to tell them all to everybody.
Don't leave us hanging, tell us about that tv show.
Yeah bro what about your show?
The DEEP CONCERN in Elyse and Alanah's face during Ryan's story broke me.
Ryan is living multiple life simulations at once.
Ryan's side quest is better than my main quest.
The ryan-verse confirmed
Elyse admonishing Ryan for scaring Alanah the second time, but still laughing and giving him a fist bump was very funny/wholesome
Parent trying not to laugh while their kid is misbehaving energy. (I think they're physically the same age?)
Ryan has lived 40 lifetimes. If he was a book or tv or movie character, the creator would be endlessly criticized for lack of realism. Every “this happened to a friend of a friend of mine” story is actually about Ryan
I just found out about Ryan and his mythical Life but good comment
Its almost unfair how much Ryan lore there is...HOW DOES THIS MAN NOT HAVE A NETFLIX DOCUMENTARY?!
I really prefer this format of presenting it as little morsels, surrounded by people with more regular lives, where how out of place it is really hits you, than to just get the whole thing, which might be a bit exhausting. If that's what you're looking for, check out Viva La Bam.
I'm more impressed at how well documented Ryan's life is than just the stories alone. Every time he tells a crazy story there's always a video for it.
I love that every single one of Ryan’s stories comes with 100% certifiable proof that it did happen
We reached a new level of Ryan lore! Now we have video proof coming from local news, that's incredible!
I can't remember the video, but James saying that sometimes he suggests not showing the video evidence of Ryan's stories will always make me wonder what else is out there of Ryan's life
I swear ryan is a time traveller how does he have this many experiences in one lifetime!! It's amazing!
Has anyone made a youtube playlist yet compiling all of the videos with Ryan Lore?
I think for the funhaus reddit post of this video someone was doing that in the comments.
Elyse: “do you want to ask your question first or should I?” Alanah: “what the f**k?” Is the only response to the growing Ryan lore
Ok that's it, Ryan needs a movie about his life.
Holy shit the Ryan lore! That’s insane. My mom’s cousin was actually inside John Wayne Gacy’s house and could have been killed. Gacy asked him if he wanted to stay for a little bit and have a drink but he was just there to grab something and his dad was waiting in the car outside.
I guess that's your second or third cousin?
@@bippitybopitybooty4208 Assuming it's OP's mom's first cousin, it'd be OP's first cousin once removed.
@@bippitybopitybooty4208 I believe my second cousin but don't quote me, cousins are confusing
Ryan's Lore gets crazier - he grew up UPPER-MIDDLE CLASS?
Actually that makes a lot of sense.
@@cheezballz he is homeless by choice. How else is he going to get more crazy stories? They aren't all just going to walk into his house and creep on him.
This WuWu was a real roller coaster for Alanah. Outed as a scaredy-cat AND a pearl clutcher, betrayed by both Ryan AND Elyse, and realizing she is living in a videogame of Ryan's life. Pour a little out for Alanah's lost innocence. :)
8:00 Alanah’s defensiveness about primary school calling it a stupid joke cracked me up 😂
I feel comfort in being an NPC in Ryan's game. Really takes the pressure off
Ryan really needs to write his biography into a tv series script, I'd watch the hell out of it.
I'm giving up on completing The Ryanillion there's just to much lore, so so so! much lore, just a deluge of lore, a constant never ceasing barrage of lore.
Everyone's talking about Ryan but Elyse's "Uwu" was on another level and the cutest fucking thing ever
How.... HOW does Ryan keep having footage to back up his crazy stories?? Even when they're not directly from him, it's from some local news.
dude look at their crib !
it has an attic & basement at the very least.. to the brim with vhs's
The man has lived, like, five lifetimes of stories! I'm amazed every time!
Because Ryan is basically a Florida Man. They all have these rich lives that end up doing crazy shit on the news.
It's not even that I'm surprised Ryan's stories are true. I'm just impressed that so many of his life experiences were somehow recorded
8:05 Alanah yelling at Ryan is the most cathartic thing I've seen this week
need a compilation of everything in the book of ryan lore.... i can't believe it just keeps going and going
I want them to do a dedicated Dude Soup episode that’s nothing but deep dive Ryan lore
It’s official, we’re all just NPC’s in the Ryan-verse
I had a TA in college who reminds me of Ryan. Every week he’d casually mention something that had happened to him in his life and all the students would simultaneously drop their jaws to the floor. He was also a nonfiction creative writer so it was kind of like. Oh. Yep. He’s in the right career. I’d read anything about his literally crazy life
...Ryan what the fuck? How have you lived the equivalent of 20 men's lives already?!?
SO MUCH RYAN LORE
Holy shit, more insane Ryan Lore! Need more Ryan in FH videos.
" tertiary at best "
my new fav elyse quote
The Elyse Fly By Night cover was incredible.
Love Ryan continuously scaring Alannah was my favorite thing. Elyse cracking up every time was hilarious
3:57 Elyse is like one of those parents laughing too hard to correct their child lol
Ryan has so many amazing and weird stories that should be fake but are totally real, far more than any one man usually has. It feels like he's making them up and then reality alters itself to make them true. The fact that he always has PROOF to back them up is the amazing thing. And even stuff other people are saying about him is coming true, like the judging of a hotdog eating contest comment.
The opposite of crazy talk
Wait! Ryan has a niece named Hailey Hailey?!? That tracks.
Ryan might be the greatest man to ever walk this earth
Man, if Ryan would start writing a damn book of his life and all the shit he has done/seen/been part of, that shit would be 15 000 pages long :D
Ryan repeatedly scaring Alanah simultaneously made me love Ryan even more, and genuinely feel bad for Alanah 😆
Ryan is like is if someone took every weird elaborate story that compulsive liars tell, then made all them true and put em in one guy.
So nice to keep seeing Alanah on the channel from time to time!
that pearl-clutch fear reaction is so perfect
Ryan story be like no way that happen to him then a footage or clips shows.
HOW ARE WE ONLY HEARING THIS RYAN STORY NOW? WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR LIFE, RYAN? 😂
Eyh! Big fan of TRY ^^
at this point I totally get John Holland's take from his AMA when asked, at this point I don't even question it.
God dammit, Ryan. You never cease to amaze me. Keep being a weirdo. I love your shorts.
How is Ryan still alive? Dude has lived 20 lifetimes…. it’s incredible really.
We need a series called WTF Ryan?! Where he tells all the tales in the book of ryan lore with the video / witness evidence and then we all collectively say WTF Ryan?!
I'd watch a compilation, but I like how Ryan lore comes at the most unexpected moment
I'd like it as a quiz show for maybe other rt people if they're around. 2 Lies and a truth and they have to guess which thing really happened and the answer comes up as a video clip. Funhaus may know too many stories by now (hard to know with Ryan there's just so much we don't know)?
Ryan is the Memphis version of Forrest Gump
Ryan will always make me laugh and then you add Alanah to the mix it's just the perfect combo.
ryan has got to be the most interesting person in the world. like it's crazy how he even has receipts to all these stories. truly a legend
Ryan's lore sounds like a D&D campaign that got to level 20. It had everything in it, changed setting 3 times and he had at least one epic encounter per session.
0:22 replay button of cuteness
It's like Ryan survived a horror movie IRL because the Creeper predicted this child will grow up even freakier than him.
It's always shocking that Ryan can back up damn near every strange occurrence in his life with video or photographic proof. It's like he's trying to put himself into some kind of extreme IRL Truman Show sequel.
Ryan is my favourite cryptid
Whoever isn’t subscribed to Ryan’s Shorts and Ryan’s Gameshow, you’re missing out
No way! How much Ryan lore is there?!?
Lived in Memphis my whole life. Still do. Wonder if I'll ever bump into Ryan at some point.
Alanah's leg game never disappoints and has the cutest scared face
Oh man I really needed to smile this afternoon and with the fantastic Ryan Lore, Alanah scares and great fan art...mission accomplished.
Alanah's argument for the simulation theory is the first one I've ever heard that is actually somewhat convincing to me.
I would believe Ryan is actually a 400 hundred year old vampire at this point.
I just watched Free Guy and I feel like an onlooker watching Ryan interacting with other NPCs.
Ryan scaring the shit out of Alanah every chance he gets while Elyse is loving AND more Ryan Lore!? Top tier content.
I rarely express emotions in general, but Ryan Spooking Alanah like that has me grinning from ear to ear.
Such a beautiful and genuine moment between acquaintances, one who is perplexed and terrified of the other. :')
That's the cutest Wuwu by Elyse.
I would read Ryan's autobiography 100 times over!! Who would play him in the docuseries?
Ryan really has so many stories that the time he was on the news because a serial killer broke into his room wasn't even interesting enough to tell until now.
Ryan's excitement in life balances out how lame mine is
Little did they know, the Hacks Crossing Creeper was actually a vampire. That night, when he visited young Ryan, he actually gave birth to....The Memphis Sucker!
Ryan's lore is INSANE
You know it's gonna be a good episode when all the comments are basically "OMG Ryan lore"
How can one man have so many interesting stories?
I thought these comments about Ryan’s lore were going to be in reference to the recent video where he was under a bridge with a bunch of people setting fire to something. Should’ve known it was fresh material
Same
How many lives has Ryan lived sheesh. All of this footage of Ryan is either going to place him at a crime scene or prove his innocence.
0:38 They really nailed a boomer "This is probably what anime looks like" aesthetic. Chef's kiss
honestly, praise the dead of old funhaus, shit like this feels like a renascence of the channel
No lie I was a little afraid, especially after cow chop, but I've really gotten into them and going back to old funhaus there may be new people but it doesn't feel as different.
Ryan is the main character for sure
Edit: Hey I made it in the video!
Ryan is the Forrest Gump of Funhaus
Ryan is a god among men for surviving that creeper encounter.
How does he find evidence or coverage for all his stories? This madman.
I swear, Ryan say make the most insane story that sounds fake but then edit in his proof right after like a pro
HOW?! HOW does the lore grow each episode??
I always think its going to be hard to proof Ryan's amazing stories but sure enough, there's always video.
never a boring vid if ryans in it, god bless him
Ryan is like a rated R Forrest Gump
HE IS THE LORE!
We need a mini series about Ryan's life, seriously this stuff is WILD!
I know Ryan had plenty of new, deeper lore to talk about, but I can’t gloss over the fact that Ryan said his nieces are both named Hailey and, while I know they can have different last names, I refuse that in favor of Hailey Hailey and Hailey Hailey.
My comment still stands about Alanah
Truman Show is a movie based on Ryan's life.
Here for the Ryan
For the love of god we need a Ryan Hailey biopic.
Do we have enough bonkers Ryan Lore to start just making stuff up for a bingo card yet?
I want a 2 lies and a truth show. Get achievement hunter or other rt folks less familiar with ryan. When the answer comes up it's photo or video proof of Ryan insanity.