ELON MUSK - The Stutter Cut

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  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

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  • @cccmmm1234
    @cccmmm1234 9 месяцев назад +710

    This is by far the most honest Musk speech ever.

    • @Christopher_Giustolisi
      @Christopher_Giustolisi 9 месяцев назад +22

      It may be honest but it has the potential to be used as a method of torture

    • @morganangel340
      @morganangel340 9 месяцев назад +13

      word... over 6 minutes and not one lie.

    • @JGM0JGM
      @JGM0JGM 9 месяцев назад

      -Indeed, no false promises!-
      EDIT: Crap, posted before the end, Musk can't help himself... at the very end he promised that he would take humanity to Mars... no freaking way... It might happen one day, but in the far future, long after this narcistic douche bag will have expired and gone to meet 'is maker.

    • @johnmcvicker6728
      @johnmcvicker6728 9 месяцев назад +5

      Still some lies in this one too.

    • @JGM0JGM
      @JGM0JGM 9 месяцев назад

      -Indeed, no false promises!-
      EDIT: Lol, posted before the end, Musk can't help himself... at the very end he promised that he would take humanity to Mars... no freaking way... It might happen one day, but in the far future, long after this narcissistic d__che bag will have expired and gone to meet 'is maker. (Note: had to repost, I think RUclips didn't like my choice of epithets...)

  • @russh6414
    @russh6414 9 месяцев назад +490

    He tends to get the most nervous when he knows he’s bullshitting

    • @CarbonTech19
      @CarbonTech19 9 месяцев назад +84

      So every waking moment?

    • @jimjones-pz1tt
      @jimjones-pz1tt 9 месяцев назад +17

      @mipmipmipmipmip The Saudis own some of the United State's finest weapons. Elon doesn't need to visit an embassy to get droned. GPS radar laser infrared targeting puts FSD to shame.

    • @jimjones-pz1tt
      @jimjones-pz1tt 9 месяцев назад +5

      @mipmipmipmipmip I'm here to help!🤣

    • @joparkcat
      @joparkcat 9 месяцев назад +20

      yes, that's why he only does scripted interviews. When he speaks in public he looks like he is waiting to be called out, you know he wouldn't be able to cope. Just like in that interview with Lemon, he got aggressive at any question that wasn't a softball.

    • @russh6414
      @russh6414 9 месяцев назад

      @@joparkcat yeah, snowflakes are like that

  • @rob-v1y
    @rob-v1y 9 месяцев назад +329

    Beavis and Butthead are in awe of his linguistic prowess.

    • @Sintoolkicks
      @Sintoolkicks 9 месяцев назад +17

      heheheh, he said butt

    • @Skank_and_Gutterboy
      @Skank_and_Gutterboy 9 месяцев назад +9

      "Hey, butthead, let's build a big rocket!" [Laughs like he has a permanent frog in his throat]

    • @Damien.D
      @Damien.D 9 месяцев назад +6

      Well, a rocket is all about *fire! it's a TP roll with FIRE!*
      heessh-hehe.

    • @Skank_and_Gutterboy
      @Skank_and_Gutterboy 9 месяцев назад

      @@Damien.D
      It's got my three favorite things in life: TP, my bunghole, and fire!!

  • @jimjones-pz1tt
    @jimjones-pz1tt 9 месяцев назад +192

    Those are the noises of all the protected species that are homeless after the last Starship launch.

    • @evryhndlestakn
      @evryhndlestakn 9 месяцев назад +7

      For sure. Without any iota of damage at all, no bird would ever sit on its egg again. So that hatchery is done & done.

  • @NamNguyen-xt4yk
    @NamNguyen-xt4yk 9 месяцев назад +310

    ELONS PYRAMID SCHEMES ABOUT TO SEE THE LIGHT

    • @WASD-MVME
      @WASD-MVME 9 месяцев назад +12

      I'd love to see him pitch this to cell-block D

    • @alphamineron
      @alphamineron 9 месяцев назад +13

      We going bankrupt with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @triviszla1536
      @triviszla1536 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@WASD-MVME he's going to build a hyperloop tunnel from his cell to the outside world

  • @cvrart
    @cvrart 9 месяцев назад +81

    And the audience is hanging on his every "ummmmmmm".

    • @SongwritingDeconstructed
      @SongwritingDeconstructed 8 месяцев назад +6

      they're really not though - they were spacex employees forced to be there at the crack of dawn (it looks like, anyway) to hear a whole bunch of nonsense being spouted about stuff they KNOW isn't going to happen. This presentation wasn't for them

  • @sylvainmichaud2262
    @sylvainmichaud2262 9 месяцев назад +61

    When _the light of human consciousness_ turns off.

  • @kromeboy
    @kromeboy 9 месяцев назад +430

    Billionaire CEO sounds to sleep and study to

    • @Skank_and_Gutterboy
      @Skank_and_Gutterboy 9 месяцев назад +7

      Haha!!!

    • @iamfinkyuk
      @iamfinkyuk 9 месяцев назад +10

      Yes, except for the "let's nuke the moon" line. That would freak me out 🤣

    • @tf2368
      @tf2368 9 месяцев назад +3

      I genuinely nearly fell asleep listening to this

    • @CombatMosquitoTrainer
      @CombatMosquitoTrainer 9 месяцев назад +2

      Hahaha

    • @Michau940
      @Michau940 9 месяцев назад +8

      Vaporware CEO ASMR. Fall asleep in 2 minutes.

  • @mildlycurious8333
    @mildlycurious8333 9 месяцев назад +395

    I remember someone commenting that "Elon musk stutters because he can not explain it simply enough for regular people" XD

    • @rpickhardt3531
      @rpickhardt3531 9 месяцев назад +156

      And Einstein said if you can't explain something simplistically enough that a child can understand it then you don't understand it yourself.

    • @pllpsy665
      @pllpsy665 9 месяцев назад +49

      His light of consciousness is simply too grand, complex and esoteric to be contained by such a trifling mere human construct as the English language.

    • @backalleycqc4790
      @backalleycqc4790 9 месяцев назад +24

      Yes, the same thing was said about a university professor of mine who taught social statistics, who was said to be "too smart to be coherent". 🤣

    • @adamnealis
      @adamnealis 9 месяцев назад

      Agreed. He is so stupid that he can't even explain it in lay terms.

    • @ebrown112
      @ebrown112 9 месяцев назад +27

      he sounds like the guy who lies about his entire work history but starts believing the false history, then shows up to the interview and tries to finesse his way thru it, not recognizing that he has no finesse or real world experience to carry him through. what a joke!

  • @theAncientGardens
    @theAncientGardens 9 месяцев назад +90

    You’ve ushered in a new trend, “billionaire babble”

  • @phred196
    @phred196 9 месяцев назад +149

    I think you have captured the soul of Elon Musk in this video. Because I'll tell you. When I watch this. I want to go to Mars and die. This is the most existential thing I've ever seen in my life. Thank you. God bless you.

    • @jimjones-pz1tt
      @jimjones-pz1tt 9 месяцев назад +22

      Don't worry, Bro! You don't have to go to Mars to die, you'll die on the way.

    • @niclash
      @niclash 9 месяцев назад +9

      I wish he tried to go to Mars, himself, as soon as possible.

    • @evryhndlestakn
      @evryhndlestakn 9 месяцев назад +1

      👍🤣🤣🤣👍🤭😂😂😂👍😁🤭😆😆👍

    • @justinfowler2857
      @justinfowler2857 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@jimjones-pz1tt No he won't. Starship can't even make it to a stable orbit when empty. He'll die during launch.

    • @subwayfacemelt4325
      @subwayfacemelt4325 9 месяцев назад

      Me too, Earth life sux totally, I hate this planet, it's sooooo boring.

  • @melthebelgian.5837
    @melthebelgian.5837 9 месяцев назад +110

    I worked for an engineer that spoke like that, I walked away mid sentence a couple of times as he didn't pay overtime and I don't work for free. Elon really struggles when not surrounded by fan Boi cheers.

    • @pyotrberia9741
      @pyotrberia9741 9 месяцев назад +12

      The cheers are no longer there but he still hears them in his head. That is what all the pauses are.

    • @darrennew8211
      @darrennew8211 9 месяцев назад +2

      I worked for a guy who had an *actual* stutter. Fortunately, the first dozen times I interacted with him it was over the phone, so he couldn't see my uncontrollable attempts to hold back laughter until I got used to it enough that it didn't bother me.

    • @Skank_and_Gutterboy
      @Skank_and_Gutterboy 9 месяцев назад

      Been there, done that!

    • @Skank_and_Gutterboy
      @Skank_and_Gutterboy 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@pyotrberia9741
      Reminds me of his New York Times interview where he told his advertisers to go f**k themselves. Whenever he turned and mugged for the audience and got dead silence or a very few nervous chuckles, I'm sure he heard thunderous applause there, too. I've also never seen anybody wear a bomber jacket that badly. Knowing that a-hole, it's authentic WWII, belongs in a museum, and he's wearing it around like a windbreaker that he bought at the ballgame.

    • @Whatshisname346
      @Whatshisname346 9 месяцев назад +3

      'Overtime' is a foreign word to Elon Musk. He probably thinks it's one of Plutos moons.

  • @johnmcvicker6728
    @johnmcvicker6728 9 месяцев назад +78

    Light of friggin consciousness.

  • @Ribby00
    @Ribby00 9 месяцев назад +110

    oMg He'S sO aDvAnCeD hE cAn'T tRaNsLaTe It To HuMaN LaNgUaGe

    • @RealButcher
      @RealButcher 9 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah.. great, in that female / narcissistic voice and a head going left to right... SoAnNoYiNg ;-)

    • @GigiDavis-u6d
      @GigiDavis-u6d 9 месяцев назад +4

      ​@mipmipmipmipmip😂😂😂

    • @evryhndlestakn
      @evryhndlestakn 9 месяцев назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☝️wait...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @evryhndlestakn
      @evryhndlestakn 9 месяцев назад

      ​@mipmipmipmipmip🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😁🤭Stop!☝️Wait....😌🤭😁😆😂😂😂😂Ok🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @brainbane8550
      @brainbane8550 9 месяцев назад +4

      Fucking lol

  • @davidfalconer4260
    @davidfalconer4260 9 месяцев назад +29

    I am here for it!!!! We love you CSS!

  • @deerichardz
    @deerichardz 9 месяцев назад +36

    As soon as the crickets kicked in, I was smiling ^^

  • @cato2906
    @cato2906 9 месяцев назад +165

    Just a couple hundred thousand launches to get to Mars boys.

    • @pufffincrazy5275
      @pufffincrazy5275 9 месяцев назад +6

      if musk actually wants to send a million people to mars, his first step should be to conquer earth to mobilize all available resources. Good luck XD

    • @subwayfacemelt4325
      @subwayfacemelt4325 9 месяцев назад

      @@pufffincrazy5275 Um, I think that might be what's coming...He's only a patsy, basically anyone in the spotlight is a patsy...he's dealing with the National Reconnaissance Office, another component of the war machine's global takeover.

    • @GusMac-kv7zi
      @GusMac-kv7zi 9 месяцев назад +3

      Money laundering endeavors.

    • @tempestive1
      @tempestive1 9 месяцев назад +1

      But then he"ll be able to feed Mars rocks to poor people

  • @fcvgarcia
    @fcvgarcia 9 месяцев назад +147

    Gosh!!! ❤😂😂
    Crickets, owls, hawks.... My goodness, even wolves! This is absolutely hilarious!!!

    • @PaperMario64
      @PaperMario64 9 месяцев назад +18

      😂😂😂 there’s a small child crying and clock ticking 😂😂😂 my stomach hurts from laughing

    • @williamreymond2669
      @williamreymond2669 9 месяцев назад +7

      Loons too!!

    • @markbrown8097
      @markbrown8097 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@williamreymond2669 more than one?

    • @evryhndlestakn
      @evryhndlestakn 9 месяцев назад

      Yes!😂🤭 & they fit🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @evryhndlestakn
      @evryhndlestakn 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@williamreymond2669🖐️🤭😆😂😂😂😂 How apt🤣🤣🤣

  • @MissMaserati
    @MissMaserati 9 месяцев назад +20

    That was both simultaneously painful and hilarious. Thanks CSS!

  • @watsonwrote
    @watsonwrote 9 месяцев назад +17

    This is the most honest, substantial speech I've heard from Musk

  • @cvrart
    @cvrart 9 месяцев назад +61

    This version literally contains no false promises. I like it better.

    • @cvrart
      @cvrart 9 месяцев назад +13

      Oh... I spoke too soon... you left in the bit of him saying that SpaceX is gonna take humanity to Mars. [sigh]

    • @1225KPH
      @1225KPH 9 месяцев назад +6

      .And he said something about nuking Mars

    • @MrAlexanderLang
      @MrAlexanderLang 8 месяцев назад

      There is one 2:18 to 2: 33 , at least in this version false promises are reduced to a minimum.

  • @bobbyboygaming2157
    @bobbyboygaming2157 9 месяцев назад +89

    Sounded more like a "Filler-word cut", than a "stutter cut". The stutter he used to have was totally fabricated by the way. It was his way of marketing himself as "neuro-diverse". True stutters are consistent and very difficult to overcome.

    • @liamhickey359
      @liamhickey359 9 месяцев назад

      Its interesting you say that he affected a stutter. Makes sense to me. Often wondered what the simps find appealing about him and concluded its definitely something to do with the humble eccentric shtick. The worlds world's richest man pitches his blowhard over the the top claims about everything and anything , pussy foot tentative, slightly vague. Lots of people happily swallowing it. He probably does himself. Pitchman demagogue.

    • @Outworlder
      @Outworlder 9 месяцев назад +12

      Was it fabricated, or was it to buy time because lying is hard?

    • @adamnealis
      @adamnealis 9 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@OutworlderCould be. But I think he got better at lying.

    • @obtuseangler768
      @obtuseangler768 9 месяцев назад +6

      his stuttering is a fraud but that stammering is very real

    • @permafrostyx
      @permafrostyx 9 месяцев назад +4

      I got mild stuttering for real 😞

  • @IcyUuUu
    @IcyUuUu 9 месяцев назад +35

    He even admits in this that the cameras are showing “exactly what we are seeing” proving that he has manipulated footage in the past to trick us. Just like when he showed us the cybertruck towing the Porsche beating a Porsche but didn’t show the entire quarter mile

    • @joeschmuccatelli2167
      @joeschmuccatelli2167 9 месяцев назад +8

      Don't forget about Elon's animatronic robot folding a shirt. At one point you can clearly see the human's hand who is remotely controlling the robot in the video.

    • @fromgermany271
      @fromgermany271 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@joeschmuccatelli2167
      That’s the strangest part of that video. He cannot even fake it error free.
      Is he thinking all other are to stupid to understand?
      Or maybe he‘s the stupid one.

  • @salland12
    @salland12 7 месяцев назад +5

    The people in the crowd are genuinely not amused being there.. they are rubbing their faces, changing their stance turning around looking at each other. This is anything but an engaged audience.

  • @CatsMeowPaw
    @CatsMeowPaw 9 месяцев назад +73

    I don't know why a billionaire can't afford a vocal coach and speech therapist.

    • @kirishima638
      @kirishima638 9 месяцев назад +16

      Or a stylist. Or a proof writer. Or actual technical experts.

    • @cccmmm1234
      @cccmmm1234 9 месяцев назад +7

      I'm willing to bet that this is the effect he chose to learn. He certainly has had enough coaching to no longer sound South African like his brother does.

    • @dmc7173
      @dmc7173 9 месяцев назад +11

      I believe the stuttering is fake along with the rest of his personality and cons

    • @saltedcod3533
      @saltedcod3533 9 месяцев назад +2

      His mind is just too fast for all of us common mortals to get it. /s

    • @Daneelro
      @Daneelro 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@dmc7173 I don't. I think he is an airhead who cannot organise his thoughts, which can lead to unintended consequences. He often obviously makes up an exaggeration/boast on the spot, and sometimes makes unintended admissions, like the far below design lifting capacity of the Starship he admitted to in his previous presentation (the figure wasn't on the diagrams).

  • @InfinityDz
    @InfinityDz 9 месяцев назад +13

    Only Musk speech I've listened all the way through without facepalming

  • @fascistpedant758
    @fascistpedant758 9 месяцев назад +14

    Thank God for the sound effects. I uh, uh, umm, so, I couldn't bear to watch this without them.

    • @evryhndlestakn
      @evryhndlestakn 9 месяцев назад

      Ummandandand umm. Nobody would ever believe it. You actually did this. Wow umm. Alright.

  • @anthonyyoung6489
    @anthonyyoung6489 9 месяцев назад +12

    He’s making more sense in this video than he did on his earnings call.

  • @stephanrosos4957
    @stephanrosos4957 9 месяцев назад +14

    I'm sending you my medical bills for the herniation I suffered from my convulsive hysterical laughter after watching the entire duration of this spectacle. Absolute pure comedy gold 😂😂😂 Musk ASMR

    • @stephanrosos4957
      @stephanrosos4957 9 месяцев назад +5

      .....the eagle screech made me pee my pants laughing. Dry cleaning bills too! You are the GOAT, CSS! Many thanks!

    • @GigiDavis-u6d
      @GigiDavis-u6d 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@stephanrosos4957😂😂😂😂 I'm with you on this.

  • @iamfinkyuk
    @iamfinkyuk 9 месяцев назад +16

    I just tweeted this to Elon, saying "this is what people ACTUALLY hear when you give a speech" 😂

    • @kokosagina
      @kokosagina 9 месяцев назад +8

      Let us know when you get banned

    • @iamfinkyuk
      @iamfinkyuk 9 месяцев назад

      @@kokosagina Hahahaha sure! I regularly bitch at him anyway so I doubt he'd even see it

    • @saltedcod3533
      @saltedcod3533 9 месяцев назад +3

      Hahahaha, fucking savage!

    • @iamfinkyuk
      @iamfinkyuk 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@saltedcod3533 No more so than the stuff HE posts!

  • @chriscasperson5927
    @chriscasperson5927 9 месяцев назад +18

    Elmo has never made more sense.

  • @davidfalconer4260
    @davidfalconer4260 9 месяцев назад +16

    So Ive been watching Tesla FSD 12.3.5 vids (the latest version) ... so far Ive seen: The car drive into a carpark but then get stuck at the end and because FSD cant 'reverse' its way out of a situation, the driver had to take over. I then saw it stop at a pedestrian cross walk and refuse to move forward for no reason whatsoever and the driver had to take over. I saw it on a narrow road which then split into two fail to take either option and was going straight into the garden of a house until the driver slammed his brakes on. I saw it fail to understand it was in a school zone and drop down to 20mph and just kept speeding along like everything was fine. And THIS is what we are banking our Robotaxi hopes and dreams on?

    • @bobbybishop5662
      @bobbybishop5662 9 месяцев назад +5

      Did you see the one a few weeks ago that blew straight thru two stop signs and cut across three lanes of traffic over solid white line trying to get in a left turn lane.

    • @bekr3473
      @bekr3473 9 месяцев назад +4

      Thats why he wants to bring the light of consciousness to mars, to rebuild society, in case the robo taxi kill everyone on earth.

    • @evryhndlestakn
      @evryhndlestakn 9 месяцев назад

      Not me. I wouldnt bank a thing on anything to do with Musk or that he's got the most barely audible whisper of being involved with. That would very quickly be a hypothetical insolvent bank though that would not stop him then going to the government to seek a non-repayable bailout. Only to be paid in his name though.

  • @VictorCeccato
    @VictorCeccato 9 месяцев назад +27

    Elon seems to think the demand for taxis is going to multiply by 10 all of a sudden if he introduces his robokiller on the roads

    • @DrKlausTrophobie
      @DrKlausTrophobie 9 месяцев назад +1

      It will be way more save ...
      ...then being a pedestrian with all the Tesla-AI robotaxis around. 😬

    • @fromgermany271
      @fromgermany271 9 месяцев назад +2

      If a robotaxi would be as profitable as promised, he would be sued by Tesla shareholders for giving it away.

    • @Daneelro
      @Daneelro 9 месяцев назад +1

      It's a scam. Even if FSD would become reliable (which it cannot), people would need to pay up to be allowed to use their Teslas as robotaxi, as subscription for the ride-hail app or something. A lot of people will apply to use their cars as robotaxis when they are not commuting or doing grocery runs, but since most car use is for commuting or grocery runs, most robotaxis will stay put, earning too little income.

  • @MrLeafeater
    @MrLeafeater 9 месяцев назад +32

    • @MrLeafeater
      @MrLeafeater 9 месяцев назад +5

      ...just noticed the transcript.

  • @alphamineron
    @alphamineron 9 месяцев назад +14

    1:38 “As you heard me say before uhhhhh” yes Elon we heard you uhhhh before 😂

  • @ChrisB-yv1sj
    @ChrisB-yv1sj Месяц назад +2

    He doesn’t stutter, he stammers. From a comedy standpoint, a stutter is what happens when you know what you want to say but you’re unable say it. A stammer is when you know what you should say but you don’t want to say it.

  • @veganforlife5733
    @veganforlife5733 9 месяцев назад +21

    I can hear Cartman and Beavis heckling him in the audience.

  • @chriskennedy7534
    @chriskennedy7534 9 месяцев назад +4

    Makes me very grateful that you save umm, err, yea, us from having to hear all that in the original posts.
    Thanks CSS

  • @bathyprobe
    @bathyprobe 9 месяцев назад +25

    Could be an anti theft alarm sound for anyone stealing a Tesla.

    • @darrennew8211
      @darrennew8211 9 месяцев назад +4

      You know how electric cars have to play a noise thru the speaker at low speed?

    • @evryhndlestakn
      @evryhndlestakn 9 месяцев назад

      🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣😆👍🤭😁🤣🤣🤣😂👍OMG, the comments this week after such a dry & f*cking hilarious video are gold, absolute gold. It hurts my tummy,🤣👍 but with the video & everybody else's comments, it is award winning gold. It hurts but a good hurt🤣😂😂😂 bat sh*t umm crazy!

    • @evryhndlestakn
      @evryhndlestakn 9 месяцев назад

      😂😂I just keep playing it oVeR & oVER!🤣🤣👍😁🤭 It's been like SIX tiMES🤣🤣in A ROW!😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😆😄😁🥹🥲🤭Oh gosh🥲🤭😁😅😂😂😂

    • @evryhndlestakn
      @evryhndlestakn 9 месяцев назад

      Play😁it &🤭😄😆read the🤭🖐️😆🤣🤣🤣COMMENTS!😆😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣7 tIMES!😢🥹🥲😅🤣🤣🤣

  • @sunnyta1990
    @sunnyta1990 7 месяцев назад +3

    This video has more substance than basically everything else he's said put together

  • @daylate
    @daylate 9 месяцев назад +15

    That's quite profound!

  • @gauloiseguy
    @gauloiseguy 8 месяцев назад +3

    The audience, his employees, stopped believing. He feels it.
    The salesman has nothing left to promise.

    • @gauloiseguy
      @gauloiseguy 8 месяцев назад

      @mipmipmipmipmip
      Yeah, it seems he wants to cash out and abandon ship.

  • @Marco_di_Martino
    @Marco_di_Martino 9 месяцев назад +8

    I love how at the end an eagle ends his misery.

  • @galliumgames3962
    @galliumgames3962 9 месяцев назад +12

    My dude’s dropping more ums than there are in the periodic table.

  • @hugh_jasso
    @hugh_jasso 9 месяцев назад +24

    How was he ever capable to convince people to give him so much money?

    • @jimjones-pz1tt
      @jimjones-pz1tt 9 месяцев назад

      There is a very real human need to believe in something greater. With fewer people believing in God, Elon showed up just in time to fill the void. Need I remind you Elon is promoting himself as the literal Savior of Humanity? Only Elon Musk will save us by colonizing Mars. Our future is in Elon's hands. We must believe to survive.

    • @LPVince94
      @LPVince94 9 месяцев назад

      The top 1% think they earned their wealth due to some quality of their own.
      As a consequence you can get them to go along with whatever you're suggesting as long as you're one of them.

    • @morganangel340
      @morganangel340 9 месяцев назад

      @@LPVince94 Bored Ape NFTs - I rest my case...

    • @jimjones-pz1tt
      @jimjones-pz1tt 9 месяцев назад

      @@LPVince94 I've been self employed my entire life. Doctors think they're god. If you stroke their egos, you can sell them anything.

    • @spelunkernz6390
      @spelunkernz6390 9 месяцев назад

      @@LPVince94 Good one, then peoples scientific illiteracy, ego or lack of general understanding aids it in dragging on and on. I think the scam would not work without having enough of the 99%ers brainwashed. Giant facepalm for planet Earth.

  • @berniebanders3393
    @berniebanders3393 9 месяцев назад +13

    Most sense I've heard him talk in ages

    • @runescapefan0001
      @runescapefan0001 9 месяцев назад +4

      all of the lies were edited out 🤣

  • @RCGamex
    @RCGamex 9 месяцев назад +94

    Congratulations, you’ve created something worse than ASMR 😂

    • @EinFelsbrocken
      @EinFelsbrocken 9 месяцев назад +8

      This is ARSM, dont know what that would stand for but it sounds like "arse" so Im good with it 😄

    • @iamfinkyuk
      @iamfinkyuk 9 месяцев назад +1

      Hahahahaha! I just laughed out loud at this. Thank you ❤️

    • @movement2contact
      @movement2contact 9 месяцев назад +1

      ASMR is not bad... 😓
      There's just a lot of lazy and bad ASMR 😒

    • @iamfinkyuk
      @iamfinkyuk 9 месяцев назад

      @@movement2contact Thats very true. And a lot of REALLY weird stuff too.

    • @fydstar
      @fydstar 9 месяцев назад

      ASMAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHH!

  • @Bor-Time
    @Bor-Time 9 месяцев назад +10

    It must have been torture making this vid, I didn't last more then 2 minutes...have mercy on me!

    • @evryhndlestakn
      @evryhndlestakn 9 месяцев назад

      Omg, adult diapers to make this. You must have p*ssed yourself dry making this. The oscar for most "innocuosly hilarious" goes to, CSS!😢🥲😅😂😅🤣🤣🤣

  • @whitey211
    @whitey211 9 месяцев назад +29

    Haha I asked for it.... And regret it. Lesson learned

    • @evryhndlestakn
      @evryhndlestakn 9 месяцев назад +1

      CSS has definitably proven that even In the face of the most dismal of situations life throws at you, or, throws up on you, that with the right attitude, you can find that positive bright light that makes it all worth going through.👍😁.

  • @tallwyn
    @tallwyn 9 месяцев назад +3

    the added effects of crickets, a howling coyote, buzzing mic etc. made me LOL.

  • @ukmedical4206
    @ukmedical4206 9 месяцев назад +8

    Watching this at 3am…and my dog goes nuts every time the wolf howls 😂

  • @BismuthKaiju
    @BismuthKaiju 8 месяцев назад +2

    This is the upload for me, the last one was informative, this one is just for the soul.

  • @LPRNChannel
    @LPRNChannel 9 месяцев назад +16

    The Loon is most appropriate.

  • @tangentfox4677
    @tangentfox4677 9 месяцев назад +2

    I think my favorite part of this super cut was how much of it in the beginning was just stumbling followed by "so that's our company's goal" and I was like.. goddamn that sounds just like real company talks. They say a lot of words in a usually more competent manner, but they mean exactly the same thing.

  • @phileas007
    @phileas007 9 месяцев назад +3

    This moved me to tears.

  • @RRSF09
    @RRSF09 9 месяцев назад +2

    This guy must be a real charmer on a first date.

  • @polymath437
    @polymath437 9 месяцев назад +8

    Truly inspirational visionary and master orator

  • @DocBoffin
    @DocBoffin 9 месяцев назад +16

    This is like watching a car accident

    • @camelopardalis84
      @camelopardalis84 9 месяцев назад +9

      Is the car a tesla?

    • @kaitlyn3168
      @kaitlyn3168 9 месяцев назад +5

      Cybertruck?

    • @jimjones-pz1tt
      @jimjones-pz1tt 9 месяцев назад +3

      If you want to see accidents, watch Tesla Full Self Driving videos.

  • @crabbyboi9127
    @crabbyboi9127 9 месяцев назад +7

    the phone ringing had me on the floor

  • @AbsoluteAmoeba
    @AbsoluteAmoeba 9 месяцев назад +3

    Could you make a super cut of every time Musk has said either “I’m very confident” or “it’ll be done by (undisclosed future year)”?

  • @ReticentIndignation
    @ReticentIndignation 8 месяцев назад +1

    The brilliance of his "umm..." with the tongue smacking sound. Wondrous!

  • @ToxicAudri
    @ToxicAudri 9 месяцев назад +23

    Should be titled "Elon Musk "When you cut the BS edit."

  • @MathiasLindroth
    @MathiasLindroth 3 месяца назад +2

    I use this as my falling asleep white noise ❤

  • @robvale1
    @robvale1 9 месяцев назад +22

    I have social anxiety, so while i have mixed feelings……i dont go out of my way to spout pure BS

    • @SarastistheSerpent
      @SarastistheSerpent 9 месяцев назад +9

      Honestly I don’t think Elon has social anxiety at all. He seems like the kind of guy who thrives on attention

    • @markifi
      @markifi 9 месяцев назад

      it's a character he's been playing for two decades, not real

    • @fromgermany271
      @fromgermany271 9 месяцев назад

      Elon is using autism as an excuse for his behavior.
      Mocking his play is not to offend you or anyone else with various levels of being „in the spectrum“, which includes me (and one of my kids).
      He is the one offending us!

  • @Nomadic2b34u-bt4zs
    @Nomadic2b34u-bt4zs 9 месяцев назад +3

    Somehow this is the most sense hes made in years.
    Love the owl.

  • @Denkono
    @Denkono 9 месяцев назад +5

    Dying from laughter is now easier than ever 🤣🤪

  • @Robert-ju6ub
    @Robert-ju6ub 9 месяцев назад +1

    This is comic genius. The added animal sounds are just *chef's kiss*

  • @dennispeterson3691
    @dennispeterson3691 9 месяцев назад +8

    I just tuned in, and I'm going. I can't watch this.

  • @tmuxor
    @tmuxor 7 месяцев назад +1

    Profound. Inspiring. Phase changing.

  • @eliseogonzalez5699
    @eliseogonzalez5699 9 месяцев назад +12

    We need a counter next time for each so, but I’m, you know, uhh, umm, and uhh haha

    • @greenenergi9427
      @greenenergi9427 9 месяцев назад +6

      Add a counter for every time he say it will be ready next year!

    • @kirishima638
      @kirishima638 9 месяцев назад

      ‘It’s really not that hard!’

  • @rickb2432
    @rickb2432 9 месяцев назад +9

    I hope all of those poor SpaceX employees standing through this nonsensical blathering were at least getting paid.

    • @fromgermany271
      @fromgermany271 9 месяцев назад +2

      They didn’t cry frenetically (as they always did before), so they might have reached the doors of perception. I heard some of the higher ranking already went through. 😂

    • @evryhndlestakn
      @evryhndlestakn 9 месяцев назад +1

      Not out of his pocket so if they are or they're not, he couldn't care less. He would expect more fervour & gormless adoration in future.

    • @evryhndlestakn
      @evryhndlestakn 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@fromgermany271brilliant. Even dumb animals deserve a chance of another go at life. Their minds are still so soft & susceptible though, they could easily fall for the next cheap gimmick.

  • @markymark21105
    @markymark21105 9 месяцев назад +4

    the crowd looks so exited lol

  • @atlanta2076
    @atlanta2076 9 месяцев назад +8

    With these huge, long, pointy devices in the background, I'm preeeeeetty sure he's compensating for some'in 🤣🤣🤣

  • @supergrafxengine4620
    @supergrafxengine4620 9 месяцев назад +4

    🤣💦the adding of nature sounds like wolf , Cicada, baby crying, some armonica.... Priceless 👍

  • @joga_bonito_aro
    @joga_bonito_aro 9 месяцев назад +1

    I can't watch this... it just hurts too much!

  • @blakewisswell
    @blakewisswell 9 месяцев назад +9

    Me reading the title card "...these are their stories" bumbum

  • @saltedcod3533
    @saltedcod3533 9 месяцев назад

    I love all your serious work, but this is a whole new level of comedy that I didn’t know I needed.

  • @pcnetworx1
    @pcnetworx1 9 месяцев назад +4

    I can't even tell where the edits are

    • @DLinton
      @DLinton 9 месяцев назад +1

      This started on a playlist and I heard the stammering, I was confused what I was listening to and then I thought, Musk.

  • @julieta203
    @julieta203 3 месяца назад +2

    This sounds like normal Musk speach without any cutting

  • @FizzleFX
    @FizzleFX 9 месяцев назад +9

    Now all we gotta do is loop the crickets in the back 🤣

  • @benaziz5465
    @benaziz5465 9 месяцев назад +10

    Already.. might be one of the funniest things one the internet

    • @timbeaton5045
      @timbeaton5045 9 месяцев назад

      Suddenly had a desire to watch the classic "My Name is John Daker" video again....

  • @ashleymoore9063
    @ashleymoore9063 8 месяцев назад +3

    He wants his 55b before he gets found out .

  • @PeteC62
    @PeteC62 9 месяцев назад +4

    I'm pretty sure this video violates the Geneva Conventions.

  • @noneofyourbizness
    @noneofyourbizness 7 месяцев назад +3

    0:50
    changed his hairstyle to a grown out buzz cut, just like the astronauts he saw on TV as a kid.

  • @picahudsoniaunflocked5426
    @picahudsoniaunflocked5426 9 месяцев назад

    I was among those who asked for this & I feel so blessed today. Thank you. May this be the "um" heard around the world.

  • @2teKnoA
    @2teKnoA 9 месяцев назад +3

    I totally agree what he said here!! Great visionary! Great plan! *waiting-for-applause

  • @JohnBrekke
    @JohnBrekke 9 месяцев назад +1

    Omg this is even so much better than I expected

  • @RobertD_83
    @RobertD_83 9 месяцев назад +4

    He's so profound... Truly the genius of our generation 😅

  • @sususketches
    @sususketches 9 месяцев назад +2

    Thank you for doing this.

  • @the_travelingbreeze
    @the_travelingbreeze 8 месяцев назад +3

    Billionaires: he’s literally me frfr no cap

  • @cristic767
    @cristic767 9 месяцев назад +1

    the best skit of comedy I've seen lately. :)
    The sounds added are great. :)

  • @no_rubbernecking
    @no_rubbernecking 9 месяцев назад +6

    Someone didn't do his homework that day. 😆

  • @DLinton
    @DLinton 9 месяцев назад +1

    This is similar to one of the things that we did in 4th grade to show us the importance of not useing filler words and learn your speech before delivering.

  • @Mikae1300
    @Mikae1300 9 месяцев назад +12

    Imagine being a public billionaire and never taking a public speaking course or two.

    • @Skank_and_Gutterboy
      @Skank_and_Gutterboy 9 месяцев назад +2

      He probably went on the recommendation of his CFO, sat there bored and hung-over, and brain-dumped everything.

    • @markifi
      @markifi 9 месяцев назад +2

      he used to be okay at public speaking two decades ago, the stutters came after, playing on the stereotypical image of the asperger's genius. it's part of the act

    • @dmc7173
      @dmc7173 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@markifidead on... Its all fake and part of the con

    • @SongwritingDeconstructed
      @SongwritingDeconstructed 9 месяцев назад +1

      see that's the thing he used to be quite good at ted talks and interviews, he'd had the media training, but obviously stopped quite some time ago bc he didnt think he'd need it. The stammer is probably real when he can't think of how to finish a sentence off properly, but stans who want to cry ableism because 'he's autistic and he has a stutter!' no he's not and no he doesn't. Stuttering is completely different to stammering

  • @H_E_N_X
    @H_E_N_X 9 месяцев назад +2

    This was an audience of his own employees too.

  • @jshowao
    @jshowao 9 месяцев назад +2

    Comedy gold
    I think Musk should hire you because you make him sound normal in your videos

  • @nategray4989
    @nategray4989 8 месяцев назад +2

    Bro I love you for putting this out it exposes how much of a shill he is

  • @eromnis
    @eromnis 9 месяцев назад +14

    Richest man on earth can’t be bothered to get a speech coach?

    • @evryhndlestakn
      @evryhndlestakn 9 месяцев назад +1

      Why stop there. Get the prat a life coach. A team of them. A team of life coaches for the single playa.

    • @sarielle85
      @sarielle85 9 месяцев назад +1

      He did definitely get a speech coach at one point, he was much worse when he was younger and back then he seemed largely sober while now he's pretty coked up everytime he's having an interview or giving a speech.

    • @eromnis
      @eromnis 8 месяцев назад

      @@sarielle85 I agree intoxication is likely, but I don’t want to get sued. All I know is that 12 years ago, I bought everything this guy was selling (even the affordable Tesla I wanted, that was just a year away). Most billionaires don’t tie their name to one of their brands. They once remove it at least.

  • @TigreModerata
    @TigreModerata 9 месяцев назад

    Long overdue!! Beautifully done, exceptional, thank you❤
    I'm actually watching it again😊

  • @TheRaferaf
    @TheRaferaf 9 месяцев назад +4

    We live in some sort of a weird Matrix/Simpsons reality and Melon is the Monorail Salesman 😂😂😂