Trying Troom Troom's Awful Crafts 3
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- Опубликовано: 9 апр 2019
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Troom Troom is an endless supply of laughs, goofs, and most importantly: laughs. Today I’m trying some more of their awful crafts: a spy umbrella, a bunny hole puncher, a sparkly tongue and a screaming bag for gamers. What’s not to love!? All of it.
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Приколы
"That's a cute holepuncher."
"Thx, my husband crafted it."
Wait are you quoting bully maguire HSHSHABABHA
I guess it's just a coincidence nvm
With 4 Wool and 2 Iron
@@sh4hdy lmao
stibky 😡🤢
danny sits on apple
apple: *disappears*
danny: fUck. how did that happen
The Mad Pie
Porn is disguise
oH nO
It went up his BUTT
@borkdogey wdym "no"
I read that in Dannys voice
Fun fact. Predatory animals have forward facing eyes. Danny's bunny has forward facing eyes. This means that Danny's bunny is in fact a predator.
Everyone knows this and this meme died before COVID was a thing
I knew it!!!! It's Bunicula in the flesh... or fur... 👀🐇
@@GoldenSailorKitty let people have fun idiot
@@smiller6986true
@@GoldenSailorKitty is this really a meme?
it seems more like just a fact.
"is this some weird porn in disguise?"
yes, it is. this is a fetish called a crush fetish, where one gets aroused by seeing objects being crushed, or sometimes being crushed themselves. but yeah, the whole way that portion of the video is shot and the outfits they're wearing is definitely fetish territory.
My thing is.. why do you know this?
That is almost definitely what it is, but I feel like the real question is, why is troom troom posting semi-obvious fetish content openly on a public youtube channel? 😰
I mean, I guess it's for the views, but it still seems really weird and kinda gross
@@Rainbow35a same thing goes for those bizarre food tiktoks, i guess there's kind of a voyeurism aspect to it, where it's out in the open public and disguised so easily.
@@Rainbow35a there is much worse public content on this platform
Why the fuck do you know this
🤨
God. I wish Laura had come home when you had that glitter tongue on
omg yes
Or when he finished the bunny
No
Hex yes.
Who laura?
All her friends are like
" fuck yeah! You did it bitch"
That is so accurate
🤣
So so accurate
Stop typing inappropriate word
@@NotIan0710 oh fuck! Sorry.
@@liz8986 😂still did it anyway
Danny buying those beads and NOT putting them in the water to test them will forever make me laugh, but in a sad way
Yeah sometimes I watch hear him say something and I'm like your confidently incorrect
@Gavs_Playlist9755 Honestly though, I be the same way about things, like Math, lmao
@@ralkimestroest1965 I mean he thought a dehumidifier was an ac and he didn't know a squishy as a toy was a thing he only thought it was a adjective, and he made fun of troom troom for using it in a title of one of their videos
12:40 do you ever forget that Danny is a full grown man who is married and he is not a crazy teenager??
MARRIED?!?!?!?
@@noamshaykiss yea??? His wife is pregnant-
@@-buggiez- I legit did not know that
@@-buggiez- she gave birth like a month ago I think
@@liliths_glasses4565 😨😨 IM GONNA GO DO MY RESEARCH BRB
No one cared who I was until I put on the sparkley tongue
Now you are class president.
*oh*
Logan paul: No one... i was a nobody until.... until I!
PUT ON THE SPARKLY TONGUE!!!
L.P fans: OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *screeches of happy*
Melons Are Life this is probably the best comment ever, now you’re my favorite person
Same.
‘I’m worried about getting a sunburn’
**uses clear umbrella**
Exactly what I thought!
*uses black umbrella*
@@mellerina5615 that’s literally the joke-
Your a hater but your a space nerd like me so im sorry
fun fact! : Dermatologists actually did a study on this and found that umbrellas block more than three quarters of all UV rays from natural sunlight, black umbrellas function the best but a clear umbrella is more helpful than nothing at all. It may take a little longer for your skin to burn or turn a little red, but it should provide you with some protection if your missing your sunscreen. Sunscreen is still best tho!
Laura: unwinding from a long day at work, maybe prepping dinner, or sitting on the couch sipping a glass of wine
Faint screaming from upstairs: 19:11
Tip for any aspiring craftsters out there- (12:15) part the fur before you cut fur fabric. Or better yet, use a craft knife on the other side
shave down the fur first if you can!!
"is this some kind of weird porn in disguise" i hate to tell you this but yes
I didn’t want to break 69 likes
@@ookygang6255 why does everyone like to make the like count on a comment 69
TT Gamin' Hack It’s a dirty joke
Valentine Aspen 😂
i-
"Is this some kind of weird porn in disguise?"
Me: Yes it is.
Lol, I started to Google "sitting on objects fetish" to see if it has an official name, and it suggested "woman sitting on objects" before I could finish typing
Fug This Shizz 1234 I love your profile picture
Fug This Shizz 1234 pornhub
-speaking from experience- it absolutely fucking is
parkers vlogs and gaming yeet some ppl somehow find that erotic too 😬
I feel a spiritual connection with how dead inside and depressed that bunny looks
😂😂😂 true
5:45 the genuine urgency in Danny's voice cracks me up. He's already so done with this video and totally not superstitious at all
*laura comes home*
Danny: *covered in fake fur* ...You’re home early...
😂😂😂
This got an audible chuckle out of me. Congratulations.
Laura: Danny! I never knew you're a furry!
Furry porn
Furry porno
Why did hearing danny say “OH FUCKIN” make me laugh so hard
8:06
Julia Julia I have no clue but same lmao
Same brudda
Same
That umbrella was hurt.
Julia Julia yo forreall I was crying
6:33 The glare coming off the sheet makes it look like someone taped a picture of your eyes and forehead to an umbrella with stars… yeah I think I’d notice that if I’m facing towards you
Can you imagine if Laura showed up at 19:47? It would’ve been amazing.
Danny: I fear no man.
Danny: But that thing.....
Hot glue gun: ._.
Danny: It scares me
I would have liked dis but it has exactly 69 likes and i just cant mess that up
Reid Ross-Williams LoL. Too late now...
Reid Ross-Williams I’m actually pretty sad I missed that moment. Must have been beautiful.
Can people stop having a go at my comment I didn’t know this one existed before it got lifted on the comment section. This person didnt even set out the meme correct
Cool Dolphin Yep so now I’m realizing I messed it up. Welp thx. Sry if people are coming at you if you did something similar
the name's Bond...
_Greg_ Bond
*whips out spy umbrella*
Aimiko lol
i rarely like comments, but i had to like yours! HILAROUS!
@@charlielittle1588 Same lol
Hey brother oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah
I laughed so fricking hard
Danny is so ironically funny without even trying
Legend says that even 4 years later, Danny is still finding fur in his office to this day.
that crushing/squishing video is DEFINITELY a fetish thing
yeah, its mine
@@tuckersmith7991 Classic T Smitty
cake farts was better
crushing is actually a fetish
Ur a homestuck
The sitting thing is definitely a fetish.
Bruh
Yuh
i've heard that "crushing" is apparently a fetish genre where women in high heels just... crush things under their heels. i thought it was a weird harmless kink at first but apparently sometimes they do it with animals?? i've never seen these videos and frankly i don't want to but it sounds disgusting
@@leoa.5084 un whut? That sounds horrible.
@@leoa.5084 I've heard of baby monkey torture fetishes. Fetishes make people do messed up stuff man.
The gun shoes would actually work really well, as long as you're at a cosplay convention and going as Bayonetta. Niche use case, but it works.
My comfort show is now 'Danny's Fantastic Mess'. That's all, thank you and goodnight.
19:48 would've been a much better time for Laura to come home
Yeah
omg I wish
Joshua Fearon I laughed way too hard
heEEEHHHHH
or 22:00
19:47 I so wish Laura walked in at this point rather than the bunny puncher😂😂
honestly same!
Weirdflexbutok ME TOO LMAO
Hahaha 😂
I thought the same thing no joke 😂
Yassss
I would be 200% sure I would be terrified for my safety as hell if my student gave me that gorgeous little bunny holepuncher😅
You: “It’s a bunny hole puncher! I made it myself!”
Danny: “Like thanks dawg your expelled”
This series should be called: Danny Gonzalez and his increasing hate for Hot Glue.
Yes
YES!
Yes...just yes
no its mUlTi PuRpOsE gLuE
XD so true
Danny: :)
Hot glue: Is hot
Danny: :(
Wtf
And it is just always that way😂
fortnite
On a scale of 1 to 10 I'd be about 9000% worried if you gave me that bunny.
hai
My new favorite thing to do is get super stoned and watch Danny videos.
petition to make the bunny a part of Greg merch
Jinali K. Wait, I want this though
Count me the fuck ind
Do it
i want this-
ALL IN FAVOR say i
19:47
I wish this was the moment Laura had walked in.
This comment is underrated 😂
Yes
Hahahahhahajahahahahahhahahalmao
YES I THOUGHT THIS TOO
LOL
I honestly think hot glue just has something out for him, because as a fursuit maker I barely get burned, I just think it’s a Danny thing tbh
Also tip with the fur, don’t just cut it like how you would cut most things, you have to cut the backing of the fur to prevent the fabric from shedding
@@char531 Do you have any other tips for a beginner fursuit maker? I want to try to make a fursuit (or at least a head)
‘Not only is it cute`
‘meanwhile bunny eyeball is falling off😂
Danny: I'm not superstitious
Umbrella: I'm about to end this whole mans career
**man's whole carrer
big_boi_ birds 400 like! I love ur name uwu♥️♥️♥️
@Gamfluent, how so?
who cares
@LaughingLlama 2006 i agree now
Girl: *has a window in her umbrella*
Also her: *lifts up umbrella so she can see*
Cheese Cheese wow 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
XxLilithLavenderXx _ okloghyvgyvgybybvgbyuvuybgyuvgbuyvyguvtgfcrdxtrdfxrtdfxtr
@@user-yk3zp2wp5g whaaaaaa
XxLilithLavenderXx _ my dead dog ran a cross my keyboard
A pigeon uhhhhhhh ok?😂
"That umbrella was cursed" idk why I laughed so hard at that-
as a gamer, i can confirm we scream at the top of our lungs when we lose a single game.
I wish you had filmed yourself explaining the bunny head to laura
😂
J2Jgames 😂
"I think this umbrella is cursed"
*proceeds to carelessly chuck the cursed umbrella away*
Lol 😝😝
I thought Danny was gonna say “ I’m not superstitious, but I’m a little stitious.” 😭😭😂
22:01 it was actually louder with the bag😂
nobody:
Troom Troom: casually sneaks guns into school
Ava Perfect all the other kids with the pumped up kicks
Troom troom: *it's high noon!*
Lol
@@dmitrishostakovich8791 Rogerina!!!!
Ava Perfect I’m convinced that they are part of the sector of the Illuminati that trains kids to be in the csi.
Danny: *I'm not superstitious*
* Nutcracker falls and table collapsed*
Army?
@@Stnstzr yes.
love your username and your profile pic cause i love BTS
dun dun DUNNNN (and army ;))
Could people stop with army, its ruining the joke
I was losing my shit when he was squishing the rabbit hole puncher 😭😭
As a gamer i can confirm we screem so loud it could kill someone 👍
Danny: opens umbrella
The umbrella: im about to end this mans whole career
Umbrella: im about to end this *desk’s* whole career
Someone 🤣🤣🤣
R/Reddit
no im about to tarnish this mans reputation
*clears throat*
Umbrella: MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
Danny: *crying in a corner cowering from the umbrella*
20:31 “the scream is more like an ultrasound” something tells me troom troom doesn’t know that “ultrasound” isn’t a noise 🤨🤔
It's the ultimate sound!
sabrinabeeee I think they’re talking about the other definition of ultrasound
Ultrasound is a sound above 20Khz
Ultra sound is how you find out if you are pregnant... but... what do I know.
Technically it is it’s just not a noise humans can hear. It’s a sound above a certain frequency that can travel through muscle and fatty tissue so it’s used to see inside the body
This is still funny 4 years later
5 years & counting
look, i’ll be honest. when i was a little kid, i would have absolutely made the hole puncher bunny. i would just emerge from my room after no one seeing me for a few hours with a bunny monstrosity made of found objects and my family would just have to deal with its existence.
“Can Spongebob handle this hit?”
Alternate question: “Can Spongebob handle this aSs?”
omg😆
LMaO
LT 😂🤣
Lmao😂
Omfg I'm dying
genuinely cried laughing watching this thanks danny
“her scream was like an ultrasound”
What kind of ultrasoud has she been to/had?
Yea bro it was like photosynthesis orange drip
seb 1000 likes
Sulaiman Sahak woah dude
well redhead, i too, scream similarly to a capture of a fetus.
A squishy is like a thing you squeeze like a stress ball
11:37 "wow this is a disaster im literally covered in fur" welcome to fursuit making Danny
K I L L M E
12:20
troom troom storytelling is literally something i would write when i was 5
🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣
*DOLLY IS PLAYING IN THE SANDBOX! LOOK HOW INNOCENT AND CUTE SHE IS!*
BlOnDiE rUnS aWaY tErRiFiEd. LoOkS lIkE tHe mIsSiOn FaIlEd ~=~
I was reading chapter books when I was five ._.
Also I had written seven short stories by then
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"Every spy needs it"
*Random CIA agent in Moscow with a sparkly flowery umbrella walking slowly past the kremlin*
Up!!!
LOL XDDDD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I M M A R R Y P O P P I N S Y A L L
@@amalkaraly -what ever helps you sleep at night--
mOooOoOD
So its been a few years and I just realised the sitting and squishing things video is fetish content
I love his soft "I can explain" when Laura came home xD
4:41 Danny: "I'm not superstitious"
Me: *BUT I AM A LITTLE STITIOUS*
The office
pennywise clown I was thinking that too
Queen
YES I THOUGHT OF THAT TOO YESSSSSSSS MICHEAL!!!!!!
YASSSSSSSSSSSSS
That bunny has forward facing eyes. This can only mean one thing: The Demon Bunny is a predator.
I'm so happy to see that the skyrim horse post has become so well known that there are parodies of it
@@thesewinggeekmiri9029 i've seen so many parodies, I didn't know that one was the original!
@@soop5467 same with the furbys, they literally have front facing eyes
@@ypuuh I don't think anyone thought they were herbavores, they clearly feast off of teeth, bones and mortal souls. ;)
Run away!!!!
17:55 I love the little "guoh" he makes
The fact that when Laura came home you can immediately see his eyes light up. 🥹🥹
the way danny lowers his voice when hes talking to laura 😭
fun fact men lower their voices when talking to someone they love or something like that
i comment way too fucking much ohhhh
i comment way too fucking much
Aww that’s sweet
i comment way too fucking much And women raise their voice
Time stamp plsss
*laura comes home*
danny: “...i can explain...”
@Safiya Hennessy its his wife
@Safiya Hennessy ur not a true greg
@@jayden.02 I agree I am Greg #gregsquad.
@@5PercentMiIk I thought he was like 17 years old
@@samaraamorim9152 lmao same
18:59 she looks like she’s being held at gunpoint 😂😭
If Red's "hack and slash" is a soulsborne game, her screaming is just the honesty of her heart. Them bosses tough!
I'm not looking that game up
*”Luckily, this paper bag will block out the sound of her screams!”*
oof
Oh good! Now i can hold her hostage🗣👤
So does a chloroform soaked rag
So does a knife
UWU
Imagine getting a divorce and the lawyer punches the documents with the bunny punch
I cry
I want a new lawyer
power move
N O M N O M
I'm the lawyer
2:24
The gun shoe thing was actually already done years ago by a woman at LAX Airport she was arrested….
That glitter tongue “craft” literally killed me😂
19:47 😂😂😂😂
Me: breathes
Troom troom: WE HAVE A LIFE HACK FOR THAT TOO!
Troom Troom: WE HAVE A LIFE HACK FOR THAT TOO!
Troom Troom: WE HAVE A LIFE HAVE FOR THAT LIFE HACK TOO!
You will need:
1. A straw
2. A windpipe you're not afraid to put a w
hole in.
You just hot glue sequins to your lungs
“Is this some kind of weird porn in disguise?” Listen I hate to break this to you but yes. Yes it actually is.
yay it's kid friendly crush porn.....yuk
I like your profile pic is that the one alien teacher dude from assassination classroom
@@raveno_o3542 It's KOROSENSEI
*Its all fun in games till they use a stick to sit on*
*Right side up*
is it actually?
When he said *WHY THE FUC# DO WE NEED TO PUT A A CLEAR HOLE IN THIS CLEAR UMBRELLA?* it got me laughing so hard
No one needs to know this but I have a bad time falling asleep like 4-5 hours every two nights and watching Danny's videos I pass out in a snap. I thank Danny A LOT. 🤠🤠😎
Same ❤
That sitting on things/crushing things video is DEFINITELY some weird porn in disguise.
Stephanie Poole there’s literally a fetish behind crushing things with... body parts including butts so probably
Tons of kids videos involve butts for some reason
It *is* a fetish. There was a couple that got arrested for crushing live animals like kittens and puppies.
Wtf are these replies---
IT STRAIGHT UP IS A FETISH!!!! There's even a Bobs Burgers episode dedicated to a sub-genre of it (balloon popping) THIS IS NOT A DRILL
danny being slightly cursed for almost 24 minutes straight
Őœ
Ő œ
iTs aCtUaLlY 23 miNuTEs aNd 47 sEcOnDs
YOOOOOO TWIN
Let’s call a exorcist
Eldritch Horror that is the bunny punch. Never gets old for me. And I live for the comments and reply sections
14:52 "on a scale of 1-10 how worried for your l- own safety would you be?" 😂
Me: Mom, can we get a bunny?
Mom: There’s a bunny at home
The bunny at home: 14:47
Lol deserves more likes
Oh noooo
WHEEZE
@@knowingevie1232 no
16:18
The “spy” umbrella just looks like someone taped a picture of Danny on an umbrella lmao
OMG what if you decorate the umbrella with just a bunch of pictures of eyes so it looks like your own eyes are part of the design???!!!?
Naptime
Now THAT’S camouflage
IKR!!!
@@taikaj4804 this is REAL spy technology
spEYE technology
5 years later and this is still my favorite video danny made
The “how do ya do!” Had me rolling lol
Therapist: bunny hole puncher isn’t real it can’t hurt you
Danny:
Yeetus The fetus I love your name
O O F
Yeetus The fetus oof
Also Danny:
YEETUS THE FETUS
COMMITED SELF
DELETUS BECAUSE
SHE HAD DIABETUS
YEETUS THE FETUS
GONE
GONE
DELETUS
STRANGE INDEEDUS
Kid at target: "Mom, there's no more memory foam pillows, what are we gonna do about my neck problem now?"
Kid's Mom: "Honey I'm sure whoever bought the last one really needed it."
Danny: *Memory foam slicing noises*
•Amethyst • ha yee
The mom is right
Troom troom: Just make one out of hot glue
Tide Pod Pad Thai hot glue the hot glue to the hot glue gun
Pain
I'm truly living for Danny's toxic relationship with hot glue lmao
21:58 Danny: AAAAAAAAA
Danny with the bag: ERRRRRRRR
Can this bunny also be gifted to college professors? Asking for a friend
Lol, probably
i don't recommend
No leave me alone
No, you give glitter tongue to college professors, you know, a subtle message 'stick this on your tongue and shut up'
No it’s a one of a kind 😂😂
Troom troom: hot glue
Danny: aw shit, here we go again
Kat lol
I make fursuits and watching him destroy a pillow instead of getting upholstery foam and absolutely skewer that fur made me feel physical pain
Eww furry
I was about to comment this, getting some upholstery foam would probably be cheaper since he doesn’t have to buy the large rolls
I'm imagining you waking up with the bunny head at the foot of your bed and the Tac Visor right next to it, with that letter Randall Flagg left in the first Dark Tower novel on top.
*Knowing will drive you mad.* *But sooner or later you will ask.* *You won't be able to help yourself.*
*Have a nice day!*
*Walter O'Dim*
_"is this some kind of weird porn in disguise?"_
*Where's the disguise?*
Oooooooooooof
"I'm not superstitious" -> "I think this umbrella might be cursed" -> "That umbrella *was* cursed"
Does that count as a character arc?
Yes.
character 👏 development 👏
👀
👄
that's the character arc of a protagonist in a horror movie
@@Deemee-edFRRRR
Last words of Danny ‘That umbrella was cursed’
There were a lot of points in this video that made me pause to collect myself but "screaming like an ultrasound" was the worst