O yes I am glad Dagoth finally teaches those kids how to not be an N'wah with Dagoth's guidance we can return 6th house and tribe unmourned to glory that is Dagoth Ur. This lecture is truly enlightening.
Me when an argonian points that out: “Lord God on high, Dagoth Ur, divine Master of Morrowind and Dreamer of the World, there’s a farm tool in class with us.””
Dogs, horses, and normal cats are higher up on the Dagoth hierarchy than Khajiit and Argonians. That's hilarious. They're also on the same level as Orcs.
As a substitute teacher I can confirm that none of this shit happens. There is no introduction. There is no class rule recital. We literally just butcher your name while taking attendance, hand out any assignments left by the teacher, and give the occasional nurse's pass. The most talking we do is taking attendance and saying "yes" when someone asks to go to the restroom. On another note, this was funny.
Pretty much. That and pray we don't get a class for a whole week filled with hormone fueled shit scamps who want to test your ability not to curse at teenagers.
@@asedonii-chan8466 I am a real substitute teacher. Every night I log into Aesop Absence Management to search for any open substitute contracts, primarily focusing on the intermediate and high school levels. It might just be the easiest job one could possibly have, second only to movie theater ticket-taker.
Mooom, the teacher didn't wear a shirt today...also they have this weird gold headgear... Mom: that's a religious thing, dear, don't ask questions about it A+ work as usual man
I've watched a lot of these and I feel like the voice gets it so close but is missing just a few inflections. Especially playing Morrowind recently. Makes me appreciate the voice acting for Dagoth even more. It was so consistent that this is probably the best AI voice around
The people making these need to process the sound to remove the echo from the sample file too as it shows up in the AI voice too where it isn't always appropriate. Would love if the main guy could do some more lines of dagoth and help refine the AI.
3:24 great artwork and from bottom left to upper right. Azura, Sheogorath/Jyggalagg, Peryite, Hircine, Nocturnal, Namira, Boethiah, Hermaeus Mora, Meridia, Malacath, Vaermina, Sanguine, Mehrunes Dagon, Molag Bal, Clavicus Vile and Mephala.
Good to see Lord Dagoth Ur's admission to Hogwarts went so well he got a teaching gig. I couldn't think of anyone more qualified to influence young minds.
Can you even call this a meme? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. Even the lowest quality AI Dagoth vids are better than most of the garbage on Netflix.
This was so hilarious. I absolutely love your channel. Keep uploading guys. Also, I suggest a series where Double DDagoth visits all the cities and gives his opinions on them. The spring break videos could be finished by doing this. Absolutely hilarious video
My current player supports the nords since they fight against the empire. Also they want to make it harder for his kind to live in Skyrim, a noble goal as no elf should live in that filthy place. Its a disgusting hole only fit for men. Oh and I guess orcs, but they dont count.
This makes a lot of sense since Dagoth has actually lived trough the history that others just teach. And some, like the mongrel empire techears, also lie about.
I want more of Lord God on high, Dagoth Ur, divine Master of Morrowind and Dreamer of the World's lectures. Will he cover Chapter 6 in the near dream-able future?
It is interesting that when Veloth was ultimately regarded as a "saint" by the Tribunal Temple, he was actually receiving a downgrade. A Prophet is at a higher level than a Saint.
I'm behind the idea that instead of the Heart of Lorkhan being destroyed, Nerevar just told Dagoth to chill out and stop corpus and cult stuff and try to get a regular job.
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After whiterun and high hrothgar, if you could go fuck with Castle Volkihar that would be pretty cool. Alternatively I'd recommend going to at least look at the College of Winterhold.
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What a grand and intoxicating lesson. Lord God on high, Dagoth Ur, divine Master of Morrowind and Dreamer of the World truely knows his ABC.
Truly*
Plo
It honours the 6th house and the tribe unmourned.
O yes I am glad Dagoth finally teaches those kids how to not be an N'wah with Dagoth's guidance we can return 6th house and tribe unmourned to glory that is Dagoth Ur. This lecture is truly enlightening.
By Azura, it is!
Wish I had this class
Subscribed to the channel. This is hilariously ROCKIN'!
LOVE the B.I.G. reference! Cheers to more great content, Dreamer!
Did he quote Biggie in Notorious Thugs?😂 1:44
he put house cats and dogs above the beast folk lol.
You know it’s fucked that I’m playing Skyrim as I’m watching this 1:06 🦎 and this part hurts me specifically
Not even one minute in and I'm already laughing my ass off
So wait, I didn't get it at first, can I be an argonian or a khajit?
🤣👍👍
"Guys... I don't think the new teacher likes Argonians..."
Me when an argonian points that out: “Lord God on high, Dagoth Ur, divine Master of Morrowind and Dreamer of the World, there’s a farm tool in class with us.””
@@asedonii-chan8466Hippity hoppity lizards are property...😂
not entirely true, some of his favorite slaves were argonians
Is that a problem?
What gave it away?
0:20 "But you can just call me Lord Daddygoth because let's face it, I'm a much better father figure than your N'wah parents"
In my case, very much so
"Have you seen the Twin Lamps? They're down in the Kwama Mines. Get to work you little fucking geckos."
LMFAO
Dogs, horses, and normal cats are higher up on the Dagoth hierarchy than Khajiit and Argonians. That's hilarious. They're also on the same level as Orcs.
As it should be.
aren't normal cats also Khajit?
You're forgetting the red guards
@@normalhuman9878only If they are on Skooma.
@@normalhuman9878 yeah but they dont smoke skooma all day and steal your things
"Cousin humping High Elves"
I laughed so hard at that.
They probably don't stop with just cousins either.
*Raises hand* Sir, you didn't set any homework.
You…..
That's during the sleeping hours
The whole class hates you now
😡🔪💀
Homework is for non titty lovers
As a substitute teacher I can confirm that none of this shit happens. There is no introduction. There is no class rule recital. We literally just butcher your name while taking attendance, hand out any assignments left by the teacher, and give the occasional nurse's pass. The most talking we do is taking attendance and saying "yes" when someone asks to go to the restroom.
On another note, this was funny.
Pretty much. That and pray we don't get a class for a whole week filled with hormone fueled shit scamps who want to test your ability not to curse at teenagers.
Stop you violated the law
@@lonewanderer3219 Hello, hack fraud.
As an actual substitute teacher, you’re either lying or doing your job wrong.
@@asedonii-chan8466 I am a real substitute teacher. Every night I log into Aesop Absence Management to search for any open substitute contracts, primarily focusing on the intermediate and high school levels. It might just be the easiest job one could possibly have, second only to movie theater ticket-taker.
the no bigotry rule is so funny, not because it's ironic, but because Dagoth Ur (the god) considers the second rule as a simple fact.
Hail, Lord Dagoth.
Many blessings upon your most illustrious teaching ability.
Never before have I heard the tale of the Chimer put so beautifully and elegant 😂
Lord Dagoth, many members of the based department have been inquiring as to what your workout routine is.
Dagoth Ur when I fall asleep in class: Sleepers awake!
Drink every time you hear Dagoth say Argonian
Gor norf liker a Druink
That's enough alcohol to poison you, ironically, if you're an argonian you'd be fine
*vomits in Dunmeri*
Chickens should be on top of the pyramid, too. You touch them and the whole realm goes abso-fucking-lotely batshit crazy.
I didn't know Dagoth Ur went to Hyrule
Mooom, the teacher didn't wear a shirt today...also they have this weird gold headgear...
Mom: that's a religious thing, dear, don't ask questions about it
A+ work as usual man
Uh Mister Dagoth, wasn't this class supposed to be about calculus?
I've watched a lot of these and I feel like the voice gets it so close but is missing just a few inflections. Especially playing Morrowind recently. Makes me appreciate the voice acting for Dagoth even more. It was so consistent that this is probably the best AI voice around
The people making these need to process the sound to remove the echo from the sample file too as it shows up in the AI voice too where it isn't always appropriate. Would love if the main guy could do some more lines of dagoth and help refine the AI.
They need more “hwataya doin!?”
Last night I just completed the main quest in Morrowind, wish I could’ve joined Dagoth Ur’s house as an outlander Nerevarine.
I actually worked as a Substitute Teacher, how did I not think of this!
You're welcome N'Wahs .
This was absolutely wonderful. Dagoth Ur telling it like it is.
3:24 great artwork and
from bottom left to upper right.
Azura, Sheogorath/Jyggalagg, Peryite, Hircine, Nocturnal, Namira, Boethiah, Hermaeus Mora, Meridia, Malacath, Vaermina, Sanguine, Mehrunes Dagon, Molag Bal, Clavicus Vile and Mephala.
Please I need more of Dagoth Ur’s classes. They’ve given me more information about lore than any of the wiki pages.
Good to see Lord Dagoth Ur's admission to Hogwarts went so well he got a teaching gig. I couldn't think of anyone more qualified to influence young minds.
The tilte alone tells me this video is gonna be great. Love this Dagoth Ur stuff. I unironically sleep to this stuff
Dummer evolution by breast
The best way
BASK IN THE MAMMARIAN GLORY
I wish Daddy【Lord God on high Dagoth Ur divine master of Morrowind and dreamer of the world】would grab my Dagoth 😳😳😳😳😳😳
I hope you weren't wasting your time educating outlanders...
Ngl id rather listen to this then actual school topics 😂
i see this entire skit as canon and nobody can convince me otherwise
Can you even call this a meme? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. Even the lowest quality AI Dagoth vids are better than most of the garbage on Netflix.
The most hilarious part is how khajits and argonians _insist_ on wearing clothes, like they're _people_ or something 😂😂😂
Dagoth at DMV would be hilarious
Yours is hands down the best of the Dagoth channels. Keep it coming!
This was so hilarious. I absolutely love your channel. Keep uploading guys. Also, I suggest a series where Double DDagoth visits all the cities and gives his opinions on them. The spring break videos could be finished by doing this. Absolutely hilarious video
Dagoth! Can you teach us about all the chaos gods from the Warhammer 40k universe?!
"beast folk aren't people."
You heard him furies.
There is no way i will apply to rule #1 ... I worship her mighty greatness, Azura and no one else *BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA!*
31 years old. never met dagoth ur in morrowind YET!
how is this so nostalgic tho
1:33 What a grand and intoxicating lack of Self-Awareness.
My favorite part was skipping over pissing off azura.
My current player supports the nords since they fight against the empire. Also they want to make it harder for his kind to live in Skyrim, a noble goal as no elf should live in that filthy place. Its a disgusting hole only fit for men. Oh and I guess orcs, but they dont count.
3:39-3:57 understandable
the argonian kid on a scholarship sitting in the back: :-|
This makes a lot of sense since Dagoth has actually lived trough the history that others just teach. And some, like the mongrel empire techears, also lie about.
Thanks Dagoth i feel already smarter.
The moment he said it was time for science class and to open a book, I knew it was going to be a the racial philogyny book.
Classic Dagoth.
40 seconds in, and I'm on the floor laughing
"Don't worry, it's not like I'm running a cult or anything, I don't even sell NFTs."
Uhm, kay?
BOOBIES!!😂😂
Was Dagoth Ur this racist in Morrowind? I got into Elder Scrolls after Skyrim came out and have only played that and Oblivion.
I want more of Lord God on high, Dagoth Ur, divine Master of Morrowind and Dreamer of the World's lectures. Will he cover Chapter 6 in the near dream-able future?
Times he said Argonian in his 2nd rule: 10
Times he said Khajiit in his 2nd rule: 6
It is interesting that when Veloth was ultimately regarded as a "saint" by the Tribunal Temple, he was actually receiving a downgrade. A Prophet is at a higher level than a Saint.
Hard to believe he counted the Dwemer among the inferior races. I am certainly no Dwemer myself, but I am deeply offended.
I just screamed out loud my lord 😂 you spat Notorious Thugz so eloquently and so graciously, my inner Sixth House Thug came out. We ballin, M’Lord
I love this channel so fucking much. The dunmer meatriding and bashing of anything else is so Mf funny
I doubt that he would have had an easy time in my old high school....lots and lots of freaky people.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH, THAT is why they’re the good daedra. Can’t say I blame him.
I never thought I’d hear Dagoth Ur say ‘microscopic pee-pees’ out loud, but here the fuck we are.
Thanks, piss boys.
Lord Dagoth, I humbly request you share your opinion on the Met Gala. There is some interesting clothing I’m sure you have much to say.
Is he going to teach us how to make skooma for chemistry ?
I wish I had Dagoth Ur as my teacher in high school.
Praise be to the sixth house 🙌
Jesus this man despises Argonians XD! Also Lord Dagoth I was born Human so am I good enough to be your student? :3
Obviously only teaching dark elves.
This could be a mini serie
We need a continuation of this Substitute teacher Dagoth Ur
1:46 was that a Notorious B.I.G reference? Lmao
Sexiest man in Vvardenfell is a substitute teacher 😳
didn't you get put on a registry for giving people corprus? everyone? including children?
I'm behind the idea that instead of the Heart of Lorkhan being destroyed, Nerevar just told Dagoth to chill out and stop corpus and cult stuff and try to get a regular job.
This one says Lorkhaj
Amazing, I have always played as a Dunmer, finally Dagoth Ur explained me the reason !
Mr Dagoth Ur, what about being a Dwemer?
I will never betray Lady Azura. Especially when it comes to a false God such as yourself.
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Thank you for the class dagoth I learned so much
The teacher caught a nasty case of rockjoint
Have a question about #2. Can I be an Argonian?
How many did he list argonians?
chapter 1 : beast folk arent people
I like rule #3. 😗
Rule 2 😂
Can I just shorten your epitaph to Daddygoth?
Keep making these
Thank you for this enlightening lecture, Lord Dagoth. I now know how to skin a Khajiit.
After whiterun and high hrothgar, if you could go fuck with Castle Volkihar that would be pretty cool. Alternatively I'd recommend going to at least look at the College of Winterhold.
I always wondered if there was a connection between veloth immediately ditching the aedra and the good daedra's daggerfall sprites
But, Sir, my dad says your name is Dagoth Ur The Sharamat and False Dreamer!?