I love how parents think the ideal way for a progeria child to spend their 9 years of life is learning about the Pythagorean Theorem. “Thanks mom I’ll be able to use this to count down how many days I have left”
If I had progeria, I would do whatever I wanted. "What mom, you're gonna ground me for not going to school? Why should I? I just need to know how to read, I'm gonna be dead in like a year."
Can we point out something important here if genetics can make you rapidly age then they should be able to dabble with the genetics and make you age very slowly
I know that a lot of material in school is bland and unexciting, but maybe he really wants to go to school, see his friends, and learn some shit. I don't think you realize how much of a social impact school has on kids. Have you ever spoken to a home schooled, sheltered child?
What if Jesus was actually a Terminally Ill Developmentally Disabled person, and the Bible was actually just a Make A Wish project? They got a bunch of people together to right a book that made him out to be a big hero, and the book was the sequel to his Favorite book growing up "The Old Testament".
Its really disappointing that this video exists, GOD forbid this should ever befall your children, that would be terrible but it would be justice. Shame on you people.
Wow, wishing such a terrible disease onto a child who had no choice in who is parents were. How very big and kind of you to hope a kid suffers for things he never did. Stfu.
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Progeria jokes get old fast.
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Took me a minute lmao
You're gross.
This kid IS lucky. He gets the early bird special and eats for free.
And most importantly, he never has responsibilities never has to work and gets to die at 13. what a lucky fuck
"...and the coolest dog in the world-"
"-that will outlive you..."
"Why does he love the Xbox? Because it beats the next box." Boom.
I think I felt Satan claiming my soul as I laughed at that...
ClibanariusJJ Bjorne iiiii
That was a brilliant line by Ant
Has anyone already thought of this kid's fave video game being "Half Life"?
Can someone explain
"How long have you been playing XBOX?"
"Half a lifetime"
"Progeria; Straight from Pampers to Depends." baahahwhahaa aha
You're a bigot.
Uncle Paul would not know how to feel if he saw a progeria kid in person
Suuuure
"a wrong chromosome and a wrong chromosome, make a wrong child" lol
25:20: One of my favorite jokes as told by Ant. "Because it beats the next box." Too funny!
🎵🤗 A non-stop joyride 🤗🎵
_(SILENCE)_
...that could end at any time!
Rob Schneider has... _Progeria!_
Rated pg13
@@Thunderchild-gz4gc Rated "ProGeria13" or "Forever13"
When I first learnt of Progeria I was disappointed it wasn't more like the movie Jack.
“Alright, who wants to guess what the progeria kid hates?”
“Sunlight?”
“God?”
😂😂😂😂😂
Holy shit Anthony's Xbox line was fucking epic! xDD
He likes the Xbox because it beats the next box. Fucking savage
I see Joe Biden seems to be doing well.
Jeff's picture joke was so savage.
These guys are creeps.
I'm on a helium diet.
I love how parents think the ideal way for a progeria child to spend their 9 years of life is learning about the Pythagorean Theorem. “Thanks mom I’ll be able to use this to count down how many days I have left”
They always reminded me of Marlon Brando's mini me in Island of Dr. Moreau
God, forgive me for crying laughing at this horrific comedy.
God doesn’t have a computer
"Reading the sign thru your transparent skull". Holy Shit
God that Progeria voice
25:20 audio/jokes like this is what made me start listening to this show in the first place.
John in Arkansas is so fucking dark. I love him.
How did he fucking think of some existential shit like that?!
These guys are my new messiahs.
Those kids definitely did not live to see this posted on YT...
This aged like a progeria kid
Gets social security and an allowance.
If I had progeria, I would do whatever I wanted. "What mom, you're gonna ground me for not going to school? Why should I? I just need to know how to read, I'm gonna be dead in like a year."
I wouldn’t. Your mom would be able to charge you as an adult.
@@KC-bg1th charge you with what 😂😂
@@KC-bg1th Charge with what idiot? You never replied. Wow haha
@@HK-db4uv Aids
"she was reading the sign through his transparent skull"
5:40 xD
Progeria? More like Naygeria! Fuckin Chip.
Tss Homerun
Looks like joe biden
BOY EXPRESS!!!!
Can we point out something important here if genetics can make you rapidly age then they should be able to dabble with the genetics and make you age very slowly
What's the song at 13:08?
Electric Head, Pt. 2 (Sexational After Dark Mix) by White Zombie
What would you have him do?
Is that Stanley from The Office in the background?
"Scott from Jersey" gets the car crash lol.....was this before or after the creationism call?
"I'd be a grumpy ole' preschooler..." haha Opie was actually funny on this one
He's funny every so often. Have you heard that clip where he spoils that santa claus doesn't exist? To a little kid, Opie's hillarious there.
8:35
Ezekiel, Jeremiah, Morticai
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omg these two are awful but so god damn funny
15:10
Yikes.
Damn, I forgot how often my instant feedbacks got read. We had a great crew back then, didn't we, WB'ers.
No, no you didn’t, “needy”.
I know that a lot of material in school is bland and unexciting, but maybe he really wants to go to school, see his friends, and learn some shit. I don't think you realize how much of a social impact school has on kids. Have you ever spoken to a home schooled, sheltered child?
Man O'Neal
He can socialize all he wants in his retirement home.
Frankly he had a choice leave his parents house and he chose not to
So no interacting with other kids his age and developing social skills?
"She was reading the sign through your transparent skull"
Hahahaha
12:25 Why don't you eat your words, you putz.
Thumbnail of Biden after the fake inauguration 😂😂😂
The comment below is the best ever
He died in 2007
Charles Ringey
Thank god.
*Reading Rainbow guitar strum*
Wah wah
when hes grounded its 30yrs to life.
Don't you think that going to school helps kids to learn how to play with others as well as meet those others that he/she would be playing with?
God this is brutal 😂😭
What if Jesus was actually a Terminally Ill Developmentally Disabled person, and the Bible was actually just a Make A Wish project? They got a bunch of people together to right a book that made him out to be a big hero, and the book was the sequel to his Favorite book growing up "The Old Testament".
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Damn predict text.
Progeria's not a disease, it's a cure - for misogyny. Lucky li'l fella!
I remember how funny this was. At almost 50 now it’s just mean.
Making fun of this topic reveals a lot about their character and it's pretty disappointing.
This is despicable
Laurence Lanigan u mad?
Sorry, sailor-name.
Just go watch something else...you OBVIOUSLY cannot handle this and trying to fight it is FUTILE
@@TheScrubtech07 Calling them assholes is just stating a fact.
Its really disappointing that this video exists, GOD forbid this should ever befall your children, that would be terrible but it would be justice. Shame on you people.
Wow, wishing such a terrible disease onto a child who had no choice in who is parents were. How very big and kind of you to hope a kid suffers for things he never did. Stfu.
Hunny bunny it’s your fault you didn’t wear a tampon, stop pushing the mistake you made onto other people
Shut up buzzkill
How did you even get here?
@@ChiTownOriginator Besides the point.
Progeria kid looks like Joe Biden.