Opie & Anthony: Progeria Kids

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @cinemacynic980
    @cinemacynic980 4 года назад +76

    Progeria jokes get old fast.

    • @granpastreetz
      @granpastreetz 2 года назад +3

      This line should have five thousand likes.

    • @TheRealDebussyFarts
      @TheRealDebussyFarts Год назад +2

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    • @F1REPROOFED
      @F1REPROOFED 11 месяцев назад +1

      Took me a minute lmao

    • @morganm4768
      @morganm4768 7 месяцев назад

      You're gross.

    • @gastonhurtado6927
      @gastonhurtado6927 5 месяцев назад

      "Because two wrongs don't make right" - thats what they said about your DNA! 😂

  • @ClibanariusJJ
    @ClibanariusJJ 10 лет назад +83

    "Why does he love the Xbox? Because it beats the next box." Boom.

  • @Clembo
    @Clembo 9 лет назад +33

    "...and the coolest dog in the world-"
    "-that will outlive you..."

  • @jeremypayne5078
    @jeremypayne5078 6 лет назад +47

    This kid IS lucky. He gets the early bird special and eats for free.

    • @HK-db4uv
      @HK-db4uv 3 года назад +10

      And most importantly, he never has responsibilities never has to work and gets to die at 13. what a lucky fuck

  • @clarabellen
    @clarabellen 9 лет назад +44

    "Progeria; Straight from Pampers to Depends." baahahwhahaa aha

  • @mrdog4529
    @mrdog4529 4 года назад +17

    "How long have you been playing XBOX?"
    "Half a lifetime"

  • @brandonobaza8610
    @brandonobaza8610 3 года назад +8

    🎵🤗 A non-stop joyride 🤗🎵
    _(SILENCE)_
    ...that could end at any time!
    Rob Schneider has... _Progeria!_

  • @caesar349
    @caesar349 6 лет назад +27

    Uncle Paul would not know how to feel if he saw a progeria kid in person

  • @ethankajfosz5912
    @ethankajfosz5912 2 года назад +11

    25:20: One of my favorite jokes as told by Ant. "Because it beats the next box." Too funny!

  • @ronalddonner3396
    @ronalddonner3396 2 года назад +15

    I see Joe Biden seems to be doing well.

  • @DeuCyJUIcY22
    @DeuCyJUIcY22 6 месяцев назад +2

    I love how parents think the ideal way for a progeria child to spend their 9 years of life is learning about the Pythagorean Theorem. “Thanks mom I’ll be able to use this to count down how many days I have left”

  • @cleverusername6233
    @cleverusername6233 7 лет назад +14

    "a wrong chromosome and a wrong chromosome, make a wrong child" lol

  • @TristypoozOA
    @TristypoozOA 9 лет назад +14

    When I first learnt of Progeria I was disappointed it wasn't more like the movie Jack.

  • @MeenBean
    @MeenBean 2 года назад +10

    “Alright, who wants to guess what the progeria kid hates?”
    “Sunlight?”
    “God?”
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @buzzytrombone4353
    @buzzytrombone4353 4 месяца назад +1

    There should be a video of these types of children singing the Alvin and the Chipmunks theme song.

  • @pieceofcake125
    @pieceofcake125 8 лет назад +4

    They always reminded me of Marlon Brando's mini me in Island of Dr. Moreau

  • @nonofyabidnez5737
    @nonofyabidnez5737 6 лет назад +5

    Holy shit Anthony's Xbox line was fucking epic! xDD

  • @HaandBanana
    @HaandBanana 8 лет назад +6

    He likes the Xbox because it beats the next box. Fucking savage

  • @grindsmore
    @grindsmore Год назад +3

    Jeff's picture joke was so savage.

    • @morganm4768
      @morganm4768 7 месяцев назад

      These guys are creeps.

    • @WoahLookAtThatFreak
      @WoahLookAtThatFreak 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@morganm4768You're just realizing that, now? 😂

  • @Trevor_on_Youtube
    @Trevor_on_Youtube 3 года назад +13

    God, forgive me for crying laughing at this horrific comedy.

  • @Anuskasv0
    @Anuskasv0 7 лет назад +12

    I'm on a helium diet.

  • @seventysue8090
    @seventysue8090 2 года назад +6

    John in Arkansas is so fucking dark. I love him.

    • @seventysue8090
      @seventysue8090 2 года назад

      How did he fucking think of some existential shit like that?!

  • @ThomasKaczkowski
    @ThomasKaczkowski 11 лет назад +3

    25:20 audio/jokes like this is what made me start listening to this show in the first place.

  • @jasoncullity1363
    @jasoncullity1363 8 лет назад +4

    "Reading the sign thru your transparent skull". Holy Shit

  • @randyd0514
    @randyd0514 Год назад +7

    Progeria kid looks like Joe Biden.

  • @rabidrabbitshuggers
    @rabidrabbitshuggers 9 лет назад +6

    God that Progeria voice

  • @eej9273
    @eej9273 8 лет назад +9

    Progeria? More like Naygeria! Fuckin Chip.

  • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
    @Thunderchild-gz4gc 2 года назад +3

    Gets social security and an allowance.

  • @Doctorrayify
    @Doctorrayify 11 лет назад +6

    These guys are my new messiahs.

  • @devadasn
    @devadasn 4 года назад +11

    Looks like joe biden

  • @sdry
    @sdry 8 лет назад +4

    5:40 xD

  • @CEWIII9873
    @CEWIII9873 10 месяцев назад

    Those kids definitely did not live to see this posted on YT...

  • @tejasnair3399
    @tejasnair3399 Год назад +5

    This aged like a progeria kid

  • @andrewarnold9818
    @andrewarnold9818 9 лет назад +12

    If I had progeria, I would do whatever I wanted. "What mom, you're gonna ground me for not going to school? Why should I? I just need to know how to read, I'm gonna be dead in like a year."

    • @KC-bg1th
      @KC-bg1th 5 лет назад +1

      I wouldn’t. Your mom would be able to charge you as an adult.

    • @HK-db4uv
      @HK-db4uv 3 года назад

      @@KC-bg1th charge you with what 😂😂

    • @Vaughnmateee
      @Vaughnmateee 3 года назад

      @@KC-bg1th Charge with what idiot? You never replied. Wow haha

    • @buzzytrombone4353
      @buzzytrombone4353 2 года назад +1

      @@HK-db4uv Aids

  • @Rob02150
    @Rob02150 7 лет назад +7

    Is that Stanley from The Office in the background?

  • @thetortoise4107
    @thetortoise4107 6 лет назад +2

    "Scott from Jersey" gets the car crash lol.....was this before or after the creationism call?

  • @JoeyBullet222
    @JoeyBullet222 3 года назад +8

    Thumbnail of Biden after the fake inauguration 😂😂😂

  • @georgedudleysashtray3860
    @georgedudleysashtray3860 Год назад

    "she was reading the sign through his transparent skull"

  • @bobborlog1677
    @bobborlog1677 2 года назад +1

    Can we point out something important here if genetics can make you rapidly age then they should be able to dabble with the genetics and make you age very slowly

  • @skinnymalinx6443
    @skinnymalinx6443 8 лет назад +1

    Hi

  • @clintcranford
    @clintcranford 8 лет назад +9

    "I'd be a grumpy ole' preschooler..." haha Opie was actually funny on this one

    • @geezusuck
      @geezusuck 8 лет назад +7

      He's funny every so often. Have you heard that clip where he spoils that santa claus doesn't exist? To a little kid, Opie's hillarious there.

  • @disasterpiece16
    @disasterpiece16 Год назад

    8:35

  • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
    @Thunderchild-gz4gc 2 года назад

    Ezekiel, Jeremiah, Morticai

  • @manoneal1724
    @manoneal1724 11 лет назад

    What would you have him do?

  • @manoneal1724
    @manoneal1724 11 лет назад +2

    So no interacting with other kids his age and developing social skills?

  • @skinnyclemenza
    @skinnyclemenza 8 лет назад

    BOY EXPRESS!!!!

  • @UmbrellaCorpResEvil
    @UmbrellaCorpResEvil 9 лет назад +9

    omg these two are awful but so god damn funny

  • @KC-bg1th
    @KC-bg1th 6 лет назад +1

    15:10
    Yikes.

  • @watchALLthethings
    @watchALLthethings 8 лет назад

    12:25 Why don't you eat your words, you putz.

  • @Ringey247
    @Ringey247 11 лет назад +2

    He died in 2007

    • @KC-bg1th
      @KC-bg1th 7 лет назад +10

      Charles Ringey
      Thank god.

    • @grindsmore
      @grindsmore 2 года назад

      *Reading Rainbow guitar strum*

    • @chazikstan
      @chazikstan 2 года назад

      Wah wah

  • @molinodesign
    @molinodesign 6 лет назад +2

    when hes grounded its 30yrs to life.

  • @manoneal1724
    @manoneal1724 11 лет назад +5

    I know that a lot of material in school is bland and unexciting, but maybe he really wants to go to school, see his friends, and learn some shit. I don't think you realize how much of a social impact school has on kids. Have you ever spoken to a home schooled, sheltered child?

    • @KC-bg1th
      @KC-bg1th 7 лет назад +6

      Man O'Neal
      He can socialize all he wants in his retirement home.

    • @buzzytrombone4353
      @buzzytrombone4353 2 года назад

      Frankly he had a choice leave his parents house and he chose not to

  • @HedslappinglyObvious
    @HedslappinglyObvious 5 лет назад +1

    Damn, I forgot how often my instant feedbacks got read. We had a great crew back then, didn't we, WB'ers.

  • @manoneal1724
    @manoneal1724 11 лет назад +1

    Don't you think that going to school helps kids to learn how to play with others as well as meet those others that he/she would be playing with?

  • @chrisjames5254
    @chrisjames5254 8 лет назад +1

    The comment below is the best ever

  • @cinemacynic980
    @cinemacynic980 4 года назад +4

    What if Jesus was actually a Terminally Ill Developmentally Disabled person, and the Bible was actually just a Make A Wish project? They got a bunch of people together to right a book that made him out to be a big hero, and the book was the sequel to his Favorite book growing up "The Old Testament".

  • @RyanC__
    @RyanC__ 3 года назад

    God this is brutal 😂😭

  • @newtoy7791
    @newtoy7791 4 года назад +2

    Progeria's not a disease, it's a cure - for misogyny. Lucky li'l fella!

  • @jk1271
    @jk1271 Год назад +2

    I remember how funny this was. At almost 50 now it’s just mean.

    • @TwoPyramid
      @TwoPyramid Год назад +1

      Making fun of this topic reveals a lot about their character and it's pretty disappointing.

    • @buzzytrombone4353
      @buzzytrombone4353 4 месяца назад +1

      You two should get a room.

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc 2 месяца назад

      Opie wants in​@@buzzytrombone4353

  • @VanguardSolarEnergy
    @VanguardSolarEnergy 7 лет назад

    This is despicable

    • @NicholasElodeon
      @NicholasElodeon 7 лет назад +5

      Laurence Lanigan u mad?

    • @KC-bg1th
      @KC-bg1th 7 лет назад +7

      Sorry, sailor-name.

    • @TheScrubtech07
      @TheScrubtech07 6 лет назад +1

      Just go watch something else...you OBVIOUSLY cannot handle this and trying to fight it is FUTILE

    • @morganm4768
      @morganm4768 7 месяцев назад

      @@TheScrubtech07 Calling them assholes is just stating a fact.

  • @crisponzinicallahan1138
    @crisponzinicallahan1138 3 года назад +1

    Its really disappointing that this video exists, GOD forbid this should ever befall your children, that would be terrible but it would be justice. Shame on you people.

    • @Trevor_on_Youtube
      @Trevor_on_Youtube 3 года назад +3

      Wow, wishing such a terrible disease onto a child who had no choice in who is parents were. How very big and kind of you to hope a kid suffers for things he never did. Stfu.

    • @buzzytrombone4353
      @buzzytrombone4353 2 года назад

      Hunny bunny it’s your fault you didn’t wear a tampon, stop pushing the mistake you made onto other people

    • @Jumbopoptv
      @Jumbopoptv Год назад

      Shut up buzzkill

    • @ChiTownOriginator
      @ChiTownOriginator Год назад +1

      How did you even get here?

    • @morganm4768
      @morganm4768 7 месяцев назад

      @@ChiTownOriginator Besides the point.

  • @kdot8340
    @kdot8340 6 месяцев назад

    "She was reading the sign through your transparent skull"
    Hahahaha