The unenlightened masses They cannot make the judgment call Give up free will forever Their voices won't be heard at all Display obedience While never stepping out of line And blindly swear allegiance Let your country control your mind Live in ignorance And purchase your happiness When blood and sweat is the real cost Thinking ceases, the truth is lost Don't you worry You'll be told exactly what to do I give my people the lives they need The righteous will succeed
It actually started with Jerma! Basically they were doing a stream with a time limit. Every good joke added 2 minutes, every bad joke removed 2 minutes, thus +2 for good jokes and -2 for bad jokes.
@@kenetickups6146 wow thats so funny! holy smokes, you made fun of a guy who didn't know something because he didn't know it! wow, you must be so much smarter than him. probably better too.
I have no idea who this chap is. RUclips suggests I watch him, but why? Is he a celebrity of some sort? A musician? The more videos I watch, the more it suggests - but he never explains what is going on or why he is making them.
Jerma and Etalyx did a stream of Kane and Lynch 2: Dog Days where the goal was to beat the game in under 4 hours, but every time they made a good joke chat would add two minutes to the timer and every time they made a bad joke chat would remove two minutes (doing so by typing +2 or -2 in chat). People still do it as a running gag, but there is a Jerma joke tracker online so you can see the total score of a stream.
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For April fools he behaved like an average streamer.
That's Jerma af
He was actually in a really bad mood too, though. It was a god-given setup
@@BierBart12 he was in a bad mood because Otto ate all the dog kibble.
1:21-1:27 is the kind of thing you hear a villain say over an intercom when they're commanding their minions
This is as he presses a button under his desk which opens a trapdoor that makes people fall into a dungeon.
i'm crying this is perfect. "FIX IT!" *click*
handsome jack
@@cherby2736 NONONONONO PLEASE FUCK PLEASE
@@cherby2736 kale vanderlay
To the guy who who typed "-1+1" as a way to type out -2, congrats little buddy, that's the worst anybody's ever done it
His ass is NOT doing mathematics
-1+1 is 0
-1+1 equals 0, -(1+1) would be -2
@@resin2092 -(1+1)
@@faland0069 In chat and comment it was literally -1+1, without the ( ) which means it is 0.
He got drunk on power...
Too much red wine.
Dictator Andy
destroyed on red wine sory guys
skrunk andy
@@jacobfromstatefarm6136 destoryed***
EEFHU& Andy absolutley DESTORYED on absolute power
ZONKED streamer with a KINDERGARTEN READING LEVEL is MOCKED by fans who force him to SPELL FUCKFACE for +2s
nice pfp
"For april fools" is his defence for everything.
even during the Bloody July back in 1835
To be fair he did just wake up from a 3 month coma so he thought it was April
You mean 1863?
@@kaboomstick he did it twice babe
While he's spelling out nonsense he manages to do an incredibly good Bob Odenkirk for 2 seconds then it just fades out 1:48
how the fuck
WHAT?!
Holy shit man
holy shit it's perfect
lmao
literally 1984
Jerma984
jorjorwin
1+984=985 coincidence ?
Literally 985
@@ItsRyanHello oceanian confirmed
0:10 "this weed sucks"
i choose to believe thats actually what he said
Me when I accidentally buy shake at the dispensary
I hope EEFHU& becomes a meme in the community and people use it to call Jermy stoopid
EEFHU& PLEASE.
Phonetically EEF-hoo-'ampersand'
it's the jerma community
tons of people are gonna make it one whether you like it or not
Is that a fishmans album as your pfp?
"Fuckface" emote but the it's not actually a emote it's just spelled out EEFHU&
God this was such a good stream I actually lost it when he hit a bong and immediately talked about puss in boots
he wants to EAT puss in boots
i cant tell if you’re joking
@@brycerodriguez244 they're not. for context, it was right before he did a line of coke but after the heroin
@@munchycrunchybread did this happen before or after the hit man incident?
@@brycerodriguez244 it’s fake news by the cia to try and undermine jerma’s reputation.
ruthless dictator crushes drown dissent.
the absolute venom in his voice as he orders his secret police to FIX IT
AMPERSAND ANDY
-Chat 2023
also missed opportunity to say Ampers Andy
I won't lie "All my speed tests are perfect" got me
He thanos snapped a bunch of people
i got timed out for saying the
The "-2 holy shit" really got me.
Jerma really did embrace his inner homelander
My friends have me watching that show now and I’m constantly distracted remembering Jerma’s cannibalism PSA
Nice pfp
Power corrupts our Jereme
holy shit he did unlock a new voice
AMPERSANDY
2:09 < funny noise button
the thumbnail reminded me that jerma COULD look somewhat handsome, opposes to the gremlin clay-faced monster i'm used to
He is clayface, changing every stream
Incredible that he knows the term for the and sign, but not what chastity means
When was this
@@judehutchinson8355 at some point in time
He knew what chastity means, he didn't know the fetish use of the term
@@LordVader1094the fetish use and religious use are identical. jerma didnt know the definition of the term.
1:16 he sounded like homelander here
The name of my group in Persona 5 was "The Phuckers".
chat calling him stupid while not knowing what ampersand is
1:49 bro thinks he's Saul
_feed them to the lions_ (king jerma twerk)
edit: ban everyone saying "ampersand Andy" when they could just have said ampersandy
Jerma could do a perfect jacksepticeye voice, he sounded like him in the rant
1:14 litteraly the homelander reaction meme
God, what a pycho. Hard to believe people like this are really out there
“Sure Grandpa, let’s get you to bed”
the tweet was kinda funny very on brand for jerma
illegaly slow internet
So that’s why I couldn’t -2 lmaooo I didn’t see this part of the stream
1:48 Saul Goodman?
This guy is a real eefhu&...
All his speedtests are perfect guys
Dictator Andy strikes again on his power craze.
Roblox chats be like when it gets heated 1:39
Verified Andy is one my favourite things I have ever read.
I had no idea the & symbol was called an ampersand until now
no its called the AND symbol bruh
Honest question, are you a zoomer?
did your parents smack your skull with a rubber mallet?
zoomer andy
Sorry y’all have to witness my N/A education
The unenlightened masses
They cannot make the judgment call
Give up free will forever
Their voices won't be heard at all
Display obedience
While never stepping out of line
And blindly swear allegiance
Let your country control your mind
Live in ignorance
And purchase your happiness
When blood and sweat is the real cost
Thinking ceases, the truth is lost
Don't you worry
You'll be told exactly what to do
I give my people the lives they need
The righteous will succeed
No
@@raiden5181 making the mother of all omelettes here Jack, can't fret over every egg
@@spectralspectra2282 no
That joke is a certified stinker.
Surprised no one did "i squared, times two"
this was the funniest bit to participate in
Help he did a perfect bob odenkirk what
COMMUNIST streamer SILENCES the public for not liking his joke
"Throw tomatoes at him"
Ampersandy
"2" - Hephaestar
A portion of this stream was also emote only lol
this video and the comments on this video is probably my favorite Jerma moment
that thumbnail is godly
what an absolute dictator ...
“club penguin cussing”
2:08 hawk tuah
the jermalander
Jerma confirmed to be a FASCIST streamer. when will
someone stop this madman
fascist jermany
What is the -2 +2 thing everyone is suddenly doing on twitch now?
It actually started with Jerma! Basically they were doing a stream with a time limit. Every good joke added 2 minutes, every bad joke removed 2 minutes, thus +2 for good jokes and -2 for bad jokes.
@@SrKing-dm4ku ok thanks
>being this new
@@kenetickups6146 wow thats so funny! holy smokes, you made fun of a guy who didn't know something because he didn't know it! wow, you must be so much smarter than him. probably better too.
@@seth4104 calm down bro it's a joke
man sounds like joel XD
The BOTW streams were so fun man
That was genuinely a terrible joke like not even a “bad funny ironic” joke, it was just bad
"Phuqphace"
GigaJerm in the thumbnail
Jerma is the OG
I have no idea who this chap is. RUclips suggests I watch him, but why? Is he a celebrity of some sort? A musician? The more videos I watch, the more it suggests - but he never explains what is going on or why he is making them.
It's an AI.
Just like he silenced that family of 5 back in 2019...
that draft tweet was funny though
Losing brain cells
jerma
I’m new to jerma’s streams, what does the -2 mean?
Bad joke
everytime he makes a bad joke chat subtracts 2 minutes from his lifespan
@@heathenisedjerma life debt is at 5 billion years
1:50 sounds like 8bit ryan
This man streams with a copy of "the prince" by Niccolò Machiavelli on his lap.
What the fuck is amper sand
&
It is the stuff they put into pecan sandies for that gritty texture.
+2
FIX IT
-2
what a weirdo
-2
1-3
I never thought jerma would ever say ampersand I made a 500$ bet with someone he would I want my 500$
What is the +2 -2 thing people do????
How has no one mentioned yet that he calls this →$← "money sign"?
because he’s american and that’s the US dollar sign
Jerma's just an EEFHU&
what are those comments on the left side
It's the transcript of what the voices in his head are saying
Can someone explain the -2 thing to me? Just curious.
Jerma and Etalyx did a stream of Kane and Lynch 2: Dog Days where the goal was to beat the game in under 4 hours, but every time they made a good joke chat would add two minutes to the timer and every time they made a bad joke chat would remove two minutes (doing so by typing +2 or -2 in chat). People still do it as a running gag, but there is a Jerma joke tracker online so you can see the total score of a stream.
@@qualitybait9957 Brilliant!
Jerma is so funny.
0:15 i can't believe i'm on the big screen!!
I think the tweet was funny I cannot lie lmao
I don't understand his joke.
eefhu&
why does it translate to sorry 😭
Sorry
nah bro u good
It's okay
are the -2 +2 joseph anderson viewers?
Hell no, jerma himself invented the +2 -2 thing
Yep, the - 2 +2 thing started with jerma years ago
What is the difference between jerma and hitler?
ah yes, EEFHU&
1984 streamer
gonna be honest everything about his joke blew completely over my head, i didnt get even a little bit of that joke
can someone explain what the +2 and -2 mean?
+2 is good joke, -2 is bad joke
i dont get what the -2 is
EEFHU&