Virgins Who Can’t Drive - Good Children: S2E9 - The Definitive Ranking of Lindsay Lohan Movies
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- Опубликовано: 7 мар 2023
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Let's find out why Joe's emotionally stunted and never learned to drive and the official definitive ranking of every Lindsay Lohan movie ever in this episode all about 11th grade!
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Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella
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EDITOR:
Joe Hegyes
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Ross McCallum
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Good Children make bad adults. Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella dive into their shared history of anxiety, food courts, wigs, and trying their best to do everything right as adolescent closeted queer kids growing up on the south shore of Long Island. With soundbytes from over two decades of archival footage, you'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll grow up all over again alongside these Good Children. 
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![Sean Rii, Karyon, Sharzkii - Taungule [My Love] (Official Music Video)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/eJoMuypbSzQ/mqdefault.jpg)
ANDREW THINKING THAT AUSTIN BUTLER PLAYED NAPOLEON DYNAMITE I GASPED!!!!!!!!!!
jaw dropping.
I cant stop crying. 😭☠️
I love how Joe withheld the judgment about Andrew thinking Austin Butler was in Napoleon Dynamite but didn’t hold back about Andrew not working haha
there’s only so much i can take
The Gotye cover.... Joe you always did what I wasn't brave enough to do at that age lol
😭😭
Andrew readying himself for “therapy Joe” SENT me
andrew is soooo real for saying that austin butler played napoleon dynamite 😹😹😹
😭😭😭
that hunger games cover omfg the sheet hanging over the family game cabinet… thank you for sharing your art
nothing more universal than the sheet backdrop
omg Perks of Being a Wallflower ruined me as a teen. Would just sob listening to Asleep on repeat. Hooray for healing lol
were in this together
I still watch it annually to tap into my teenage angst
Thank you guys for making this shitty ass week 10000x better couldn’t adore you both more
😭💜💜
As a good child I knew it was over during my driving school test when 2 minutes in the instructor asked me if I knew the difference between left and right. I immediately started uncontrollably sobbing and we had to pull over (yes I failed)
RELATABLE
Austin Butler should be Napoleon Dynamite for Halloween because for some reason...I can totally see it
no literally
anti kids singing - anti broadway - pro drivers ed. When I see Toney Chocoloni I think of you guys now. BTW the way lindsay lohan movies had me in a chokehold thinking I had to look like Carla or Cady going into school...oof
tony’s is synonymous with us at this point and we haven’t even gotten a check!
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONEEEE, thank u guys!!❤
hiiiii💞💞💞
The switch from the listing of all the usernames to “11 likes” was EVERYTHING
😭
For a very brief time my parents had a boat and one summer my dad tried to teach me how to drive it. We got in a big fight about it and from that point on I just refused to learn. I said no thanks I’ll just enjoy the ride 💅
TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT JUST MY LUCK OMFG I VISCERALLY REMEMBER REALIZING MCFLY WAS IN IT LMAO
right off the bat i was a sarah in that my bf in high school was also gay and our first kiss took i wanna say at least 2 months to happen but to be completely honest as a v socially awkward child in high school (who was also chronically on tumblr reblogging any and every leonardo dicaprio post created) i was so nervous about dating in general that that was just fine by me lol
no exactly this.
I fell victim to the dress groups, that was my first realization at how mean girls can be 😂😂😂 Love the Gotye cover, y’all bring me the best bits of nostalgia
The drinking game of how many times Joe says “like” would have people in line at the ER!
still thinking about anna sophia robb. this episode was so so good besties
Woooow I needed the ghosting advice so bad thank u kings ilysm
i started my schools dress page for my senior prom in 2013 😭😭 i will send screenshots via patreon if i am still on the page lmao
Okay sharing a joint and talking with your two is officially my dream
You guys look so good!
My graduation ring was so cute and dainty it looked like an engagement ring. My uncle got mad and tossed it into the backyard😭 we spent an hour looking for it lmao
Oh my GOODnesssss the title aloooonnnnneee, BEyond hype already, y'all, love you twoooooo💎💚💜💚⚡🌶💪👁👄👁🤘🍒⚡💜💚💜💎
😭😍
Awwww thanks too for the heart and reply, y'all, screenshotting it currently. Wonderful episode as always, for certain, the driving bit DEFinitely was felt rather heavily frfr, ALL LOVE FAMMMM'LLLYYYYY💎💚⚡💎⚡💜💎
Lmao just lost the Heart with that edit but FUCKITTTTT it will live on in my memory for all eternity you gorgeous stars youuuuu~
Not me buying a sherri hill wedding dress because that’s what all my prom and homecoming dresses in high school were. The CHOKEHOLD sherri had😩
I had a dream you guys took my order at mcdonald’s
from ur lips to gods ears
y’all looking so good
💞
rupaul said “as gay people we get to choose our family”, which is true but none of us chose to be questionable drivers
exactly
But will Joe hate watch Matilda with Andrew
ok back again i had a class with anna sophia robb at nyu a few years ago she is truly a delightful person
she’s an icon
i want you guys to know i always harmonize along during the intro 🫶
💞💞
Wait till Joe finds out they are filming a Mean Girls musical
it’s not something im willing to discuss publicly at this time
"was he not?" LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
😭😭
babes go to boston between june 5-11 pleaseeeeee i wanna surprise my love
Anna sophia rob has family or something in the town im from she visits here in the winter!! my sister met her where while working an ice rink and said she was super nice
Asleep by the Smiths army RISE!
JOSTENS YES THEY DID BOTH LMAOOO
re: dress drama, i tweeted a pic to my friends of my prom dress ( i only had like 80 followers and 4 fuckin friends) and this girl in my grade dmd me and told me to return it because she had the same one in red???? i was like girl be so fuckin for real! the dress shop was supposed to keep track of the number of ppl getting a certain dress at the same
school and they DIDNT. then the girls friend tweeted me knife emojis 💕💕💕
not the follower like ratio being off
LETS GOOOOOOOOO💕💕
💞
I was cheating I confess but I was so arrogant in high school I was like if I don’t know something I highly doubt someone else does and we’ll both get it wrong and it will be obvious I cheated 😂😂 but I’d save my French vocab words as the background of my phone and slip my phone under my skirt pull it out just enough during a quiz because I can’t spell for shit and no word bank 😂
the ending???? hahahhaha
😭
this is georgia rule erasure
tea actually
Yes!
yes its true austin butler WAS napoleon dynamite 😒
😭
ur owawa looks like perry the platypus
exactly
LOVE a chip n dip
who doesn’t love a chip and dip!
STOP the buying likes convo reminds me that a friend i had from 5th-9th grade used to buy follows and likes on insta and twitter and would try to gaslight me into thinking it was real bc she hated that i one point i had more followers than her,,, i was like babe... i know you dont have a massive middle eastern following
okay trade
WHAT IS AN ABORTION ASSEMBLY
exactly what it sounds like