He could’ve delved into more about the bank leaks I thought and I wish he showed the begging bonanza event he did for $1000 to tell his cult he had a cat. Up there with the empty game cases
"They shop at Wal-Mart anything to save a buck right? I don't need that! I'm successful I have a business I'm good!" Yet begs literally handicapped people consistently to exist.
@@blinkyy1088 Not even that, Walmart literally has everything you need and it's the best one stop shop. For someone that begs for money and plays Chicken Little, DSP is such a P trying to flex on Walmart Shoppers.
He filed bankruptcy, he begs his fans constantly for pocket change and still deny he's in a worst position than before. Man that guy has the finest copium glands in his body
Crazy how Phil doesn't think he's failed when bankruptcy is the definition of failure. It's failing so hard that you can't cover the obligations you promised to pay back and that the government has to come in and tell everyone they're not allowed to sue you - people who would otherwise rightfully take everything you've ever owned and ever will own and sue you into the gutter
because that's the only thing he does, focusing on one point it could be a minute of a 10 hour thing and he would make a 20 hour rant on that one minute so that he can look like a victim.
Phil really called himself “a good person” yet: he protects a pedophile, bullies people who have depression because “they derailed the stream”, scams his Fans, Begs his Fans to give him money because he’s too lazy to to get a job, treats his Fans like garbage, acts like a Karen over the tiniest thing, insults other RUclipsrs and claims that he’s “better then them” and how he should be more famous then them, bans his own Fans for not talking about him because “they’re derailing the stream”, and there’s much MUCH more I can list.
He put his WWE gacha game on his business expenses, which is bankruptcy fraud which is an actual crime. And he didn't even have to commit fraud to get his way, as if he played the game on stream he could've done it legally. He did it for his ego of all things because it would've proven his haters right. He's a horrible person.
Imagine living your whole life with the mindset of a elementary schoolgirl. "They were making fun of me on the other side of the playground. They're so mean, I'll never be friends with them, ever again! I hate them so much!" *stomps feet in anger*
He isn’t wrong. They have been doing this type of content for years in which to the point it becomes a habit, affixed to muscle memory, cognitive thinking. I can’t believe only a small group of people have realized this.
@@JustAVigilante8Player If it got an audience it will continue.. Kinda reminds me of WWE, you know it's fake but some people still thinks it's entertaining.. Phil being one of them. So it's kinda interesting that he wouldn't understand.
@@WingoLandmonster Phil does understand but he’s more concerned about Tom lingering this approach that could physiologically pose negative circumstances that will eventually tarnishes himself further down the lane. Liquid Chris and spazkid even gave up on satirizing Chris to focus on themselves bc the combination revolving guilt garnered from the influx of far-fetched revelations related to Chris and the contemplation towards ever continuing this inane, trivial method of humor for a period of time, rendering to a complete waste of interest.
Dude was lowkey threatening people how "eventually someone's gonna do something, you know what I mean? one day you're gonna mess with the wrong person..."
For weeks Phil was begging and sounding alarms about needing tips to get groceries and pay his bills and claim his business could go under. Now, after Turkey Tom video, Phil is a massive success with a thriving business
How do his viewers not get sick of the same "I'm staying out of drama" speech that he makes everyday? Never mind the fact its not even true. Just him saying the EXACT same thing. Every. Single. Day. How?
"Well-adjusted" but commits fraud, lies through his teeth as easily as he breathes and protects bad practices if admitting to them would make him look bad.
I think one of the most telling parts about the turkey tom video was how Phillip likely got his job from his dad. Also very odd of DSP to play the victim \.......
I just wish Tom had actually showed the proof and not just repeat the claims. It was there, so if he found it there was no reason not to show it, even if Phil would have cried "that's edited dood!"
@@zekeiwa5837I could have sworn DSP said in the past that his Dad got him a job at his Helicopter company. That his Dad had been there for like 20+ years already. I need to go back and watch all those old Tevin streams. All the gold dust is there.
@@vegetasfitnesschannel446 there is proof, but i don't remember if it was on kf or something phil said it's not like the claim was made out of nowhere, there is a source for all of it, the problem comes when people just repeat it but forget to bring the original source. that's when phil goes all "conspiracy theory" because without evidence to back up any claim, it IS just conspiracy theories. that's why the wwe champions thing gets him so much and tries to deny that there is a mountain of evidence
You just reminded me of how much I want a Tom video on CWJ. Even though I don't know if Jack is even funny anymore and could be considered a lolcow. He for sure was in his prime, nowadays he's just depressing.
Right but it's all about how you turn your fragility into humor, like LTG going on a two hour rant about your mother or boogie stepping into a boxing ring
The beauty of lolcows like DSP is the fact that they can't shut up. They continue to provide content. He tries so hard to shift blame, but his stupidity and ego is the only reason his lolcow status is current and valid every year. Oh he's mad about the "I'm done milking him" because it shows ownership. It reminds DSP of his high school bullies.
I shop at Walmart, pigroach is too good to shop at Walmart. I've seen homeless turn down food because it wasn't what they wanted, pigroach reminds me of this elitist attitude.
Phil, lemme put this in terms you will understand: You are not the babyface. You never have been. You never will be. You are a heel. Accept it and play into it, because you've only got a year or two before you get "future endeavor"-ed anyway.
He only hates on Walmart because people kept stealing his cart full of groceries before he has a chance to get to checkout. Please donate to support him as an independently successful creator.
"It's wrong to milk people and you're terrible if you do it. So anyway I'm really going to need your support today guys because the handle on my kitchen drawer broke off and the carpenter says it's going to cost 8000 dollars to replace. So I really need you guys to step it up."
The interesting thing is that Phil isn’t technically wrong about how drama just begets drama, but he is so BLIND to how much of a failure he really is😂
Whenever Phil gets on his soapbox, the actual message he's saying is sometimes right... except it's hilarious he's not self aware enough to realize he's always describing himself.
The last part where DPS is talking about how dangerous it could be to bully lolcows because a lolcow could lose it, he is talking about himself. You can see that he is losing his mind.His demeanor, the crazy eyes, it is getting to him big time and i wouldn't be surprised when one day he snaps for good. Just imagine how it must feel when the entire world is laughing at you.At this point there could be just a picture of DPS in Urban dictionary under lolcow description and you wouldn't need any actual text to explain the meaning. Just a picture of DPS and people would instanty know the meaning of the word. That is how sad his situation is.
DSP is the perfect case study for validating his own delusions. "A delusion of grandeur is more than just very high self-esteem or an inflated sense of self-importance. It marks a significant disconnection from the real world. A person with delusions of grandeur may continue to believe in the delusion in spite of contradictory evidence" He genuinely believes the words that comes out of his mouth, which is why it is so fascinating to witness
Spot on. He believes his own bullshit because he HAS to believe it. He needs the lies to be real, otherwise he has to face the grim reality of his life. LTG is the exact same.
Failing is being desperate and going out of business? Begging all the time isn't desperate? I guess all the homeless people begging for money are doing great.
@@Warsm1th12 from far away he already looked in his 50's but in that close-up he genuinely looks like someone's grandad, what the Fuck is this guy's diet lmao
Ngl, almost had a stroke trying to deal with the amount of irony. The god of zero self awareness 😵💫 The cope here was INSANE, dude really trade to hit detractors with an uno reverse 🤣
As much as I hate the Pigroach I have to say Boogie has the mantle for sure right now, begging for forgiveness on his knees and calling Keemstar “Daddy” is definitely King Lolcow worthy. (And to top it off Boogies girlfriend recorded it.)
Nah that crown is still firmly on Phil's head. At least Boogie started off liked by people back when all he did was fence sit. And he's even aware of how pathetic he is compared to DSP who thinks he is the best content creator on the planet.
@@MaxsonAtTheFort Boogie is in the same boat with Review Tech and Wings that they know that being losers is all they can be at this point. Pigroach is still the king in my eyes because after all he's done , he still thinks he is a successful person. Only the true king can have a lack of self-awareness to that level.
When I try to imagine what Phil's supporters look like; I just picture a bunch of Phil clones watching a big Phil on a screen. Because otherwise I can't grasp it.
I think it kills Phil that Memology and others get tens of thousands of DSP-views, yet he sits and streams to the same 2-300 dents every day. Imagine the tips and Hogan pulls!
Thus 💯 😂 When ever I'm sad I think about how mad phill must get about all those viewers withholding tips and views from phill.... all those detractors are literally robbing phill while kat is downstairs crying
Correction, he streams to the same 25 dents and only 7 of those 25 are whales. The other 275 viewers are just people making fun of the pig and hate watching him.😂
Seven is a little generous. He was dumb enough to chase several whales like KingTut away. I think he’s down to one or two whales now, and whenever they don’t show up, he’s raging and pulling 30-40$ on a good stream. Gotta love it!
"Failure would mean - insanely desperate, going out of business, things are falling apart." Said by a man who begs for money every day and acted like the world was ending because he missed three days of "work."
wow he literally let this get to him 😂😂😂 what happen to just ignoring the haters and focusing on meaningful chill gameplay??? 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ he is something else i swear
That's the thing, he thinks this IS ignoring the haters and focusing on chill meaningful gameplay. He sees no disconnect between saying he's ignoring the drama and spending an hour talking about said drama.
If I told my therapist about lolcows she’d probably find it interesting... these are people that made their career a pursuit of the human condition. If anyone is going to be the most understanding and open minded about it, it’s gonna be your therapist. I mean really what does he think they’d do? They’re not gonna insult you for honestly telling them your hobbies and interests. They’re not gonna diagnose you with a mental illness or prescribe medication. Not gonna commit you or deem you unfit, unwell, a danger to people’s safety. They won’t judge you or talk about you behind your back. Not gonna call your mom or call you names. They’ll be delighted that you trust them with the truth. They’ll ask questions about what it is you find interesting. They’ll laugh with you and joke about it. It’s really not that serious. The main concern would be making sure you weren’t over doing it, same as any other entertainment, or letting it get in the way of priorities. And I’ll be honest, if anyone needs to speak with a licensed medical professional, it’d be DSP. He talks about it like it’s life and death. And I can’t blame him, he’s the one at the source. He’s the one that this program effects the most. No one should have to handle that alone. But he’s the one who put himself out there for people to watch, and then acts all surprised when people watch him! But that’s not the issue, the issue is he thinks he can control what other people think and say. Can’t do that on someone else’s channel. It’s like here you can watch the last of us but don’t talk about it or you’re mentally ill! Or here play metal gear solid but don’t upload that footage, and definitely don’t talk about anyone involved in the making of it. Tldr; Phil could benefit from therapy more than his average detractor
Dsp saying TurkeyTom milking him for profit is disgusting, but in the same singular brain cell, neglects the fact he milks his viewers for money literally everyday is a level of irony I can personally barely comprehend
This tone, this laugh, this rambling, this tempo he has right now? That's his mad coping state. You start to notice it more and more whenever a criticism piece about him comes out. The angrier he is, the more credibility the piece of criticism has.
"boogie and wings shop at walmart" "i don't need to shop at walmart" weren't you just crying not even a week ago about how you couldn't afford groceries and you would be set back for years because you took a few days off? maybe you should start shopping at walmart bud
DSP really can’t claim the moral superiority when he has to emotionally manipulate his fan base of mentally challenged fans to support his extravagant lifestyle.
Bro ranting about people making documentaries needing to be carful of someone snapping while wide eyed and looking actually insane like he is about to snap more than he already has. I hate these ranting, coping and moral grandstanding segments he does because every word is a lie and everything he claims people do that is awful is exactly what he does on the daily.
I doubt a psychiatrist would have much to say about Turkey Tom. Phil however is a recluse whose entire social network is a following of inept deviants who must conduct themselves in a manner which aligns with his narcissistic and victim complex worldview, or otherwise be insulted and iusted by their leader. This group is subjected to constant gaslighting and manipulation tactics to encourage financial contributions, many of whom are not financially stable, all to fuel Phil's mobile game addiction which has already exceeded 6 figures. A psychological case study of Phil could fill a book.
Phil hates the truth basically.
That Turkey Tom video was basically spot on, right to the title, hence why Phil’s mad.
i mean him shaking like a crackheaded moron that's paranoid shows he's literally not ok.
Apart from him refering to WWE champions as "SuperCard" it's pretty spot on. A great summary for anyone trying to get into the Dark Syde
Pignosis was also explained incorrectly in the video
He could’ve delved into more about the bank leaks I thought and I wish he showed the begging bonanza event he did for $1000 to tell his cult he had a cat. Up there with the empty game cases
What video?
Pathetic mf, cut this thing to 30 min because he loves repeating himself
Bless ur heart 🙏 ♥️
I knew this would happen when I saw Tom impersonating him but time to see how far DSP will pull the victim card.
Tom’s impersonation of DSP was spot on. Lol
Punching down?
U can say he has a full house
Wheres the vid of Turkey Tom impersonating this idiot? sounds hilarious lol
@@nickbrooks4993 wym?
His reaction to this shit is exactly why he’s called a lolcow. Dude is the embodiment of the name
hes my fav lolcow fer sure!
"They shop at Wal-Mart anything to save a buck right? I don't need that! I'm successful I have a business I'm good!" Yet begs literally handicapped people consistently to exist.
Literally was begging money to get his cat treats a week ago or something.
Somehow in his deranged mind, shopping on a budget is more shameful than begging random people for money.
@@blinkyy1088 Not even that, Walmart literally has everything you need and it's the best one stop shop. For someone that begs for money and plays Chicken Little, DSP is such a P trying to flex on Walmart Shoppers.
Were you trying to write a sentence there? He begs handicapped people to exist? 😂
He filed bankruptcy, he begs his fans constantly for pocket change and still deny he's in a worst position than before. Man that guy has the finest copium glands in his body
I wonder if his engorged snort sacks have anything to do with that... 🤔
That's not begging that's business lol
Crazy how Phil doesn't think he's failed when bankruptcy is the definition of failure. It's failing so hard that you can't cover the obligations you promised to pay back and that the government has to come in and tell everyone they're not allowed to sue you - people who would otherwise rightfully take everything you've ever owned and ever will own and sue you into the gutter
@@RandoLePerson huh dude im just saying a line dsp said before he literally said once "that's not begging that's business"
Love how he gets so hung up on just one word and won't stop talking about it.
because that's the only thing he does, focusing on one point it could be a minute of a 10 hour thing and he would make a 20 hour rant on that one minute so that he can look like a victim.
*Failure*
Walmart
Milk
common tactic of liars
Phil really called himself “a good person” yet:
he protects a pedophile,
bullies people who have depression because “they derailed the stream”,
scams his Fans,
Begs his Fans to give him money because he’s too lazy to to get a job,
treats his Fans like garbage,
acts like a Karen over the tiniest thing,
insults other RUclipsrs and claims that he’s “better then them” and how he should be more famous then them,
bans his own Fans for not talking about him because “they’re derailing the stream”,
and there’s much MUCH more I can list.
He put his WWE gacha game on his business expenses, which is bankruptcy fraud which is an actual crime. And he didn't even have to commit fraud to get his way, as if he played the game on stream he could've done it legally. He did it for his ego of all things because it would've proven his haters right. He's a horrible person.
Dude in the middle of an hour long rant about internet drama with people he's never talked with in person, calling himself "well-adjusted".
A pedophile protecting another pedophile. Who woulda thunk? 🤢 🤢
What ped did he defend?
youre ruining my chill positive vibes dude
Imagine living your whole life with the mindset of a elementary schoolgirl. "They were making fun of me on the other side of the playground. They're so mean, I'll never be friends with them, ever again! I hate them so much!" *stomps feet in anger*
Except elementary school girls don't snort like Phil; not even the chubby ones 😂
“Failure would mean I’m insanely desperate and going out of business.”
So failure is the perfect word then 😂
Or maybe he needs his own word for it. Like 'philure'.
Man, he really hates that "Decade of Failure" title.
The truth hurts, especially since Turkey Tom showed some mercy by not making the title “Almost two decades of failure.”😂
The working title was 'A Lifetime of Failure'. Try to even imagine what his reaction to that would've been.
A decade of failure because he doesn’t want to work a 9-5 job. Rather beg for the rest of his life and being taken care of by his paypigs.
The day OIC and Dan the Ma’am go broke that’ll be it for Pigler.
“Go to a psychiatrist and tell them you milked someone today and see how they react.” ….Jesus Christ, Philbert…
He isn’t wrong. They have been doing this type of content for years in which to the point it becomes a habit, affixed to muscle memory, cognitive thinking. I can’t believe only a small group of people have realized this.
@@JustAVigilante8Player
If it got an audience it will continue.. Kinda reminds me of WWE, you know it's fake but some people still thinks it's entertaining.. Phil being one of them. So it's kinda interesting that he wouldn't understand.
@@WingoLandmonster Phil does understand but he’s more concerned about Tom lingering this approach that could physiologically pose negative circumstances that will eventually tarnishes himself further down the lane. Liquid Chris and spazkid even gave up on satirizing Chris to focus on themselves bc the combination revolving guilt garnered from the influx of far-fetched revelations related to Chris and the contemplation towards ever continuing this inane, trivial method of humor for a period of time, rendering to a complete waste of interest.
@@JustAVigilante8Playerwhere do you think you are right now
@@Scouragous wym?
Holy shit, that thumbnail perfectly encapsulates just how unhinged DSP truly is
Pignosis within the eyes
Muh dood comes at me like that, I'm reaching for a crowbar or something. Good Lord...🤢🤮
Dude was lowkey threatening people how "eventually someone's gonna do something, you know what I mean? one day you're gonna mess with the wrong person..."
@@innocentorphan1213 I made a comment saying this too, its like he really wants to threaten Tom directly, but knows he'll get backlash.
@@innocentorphan1213The only one that should be worried is the guy receiving incredible amounts of money from clearly disturbed strangers every day.
I knew he’d lose it. He is likely more pissed off over that impersonation than anything bc it’s making fun of him
I need DSP to know that not a single person on this Earth would ever want to milk him
I bet Leanna wanted to*hint hint*
@@Athrun82no. No she didn't.
Results are in, milk confirmed toxic. Undrinkable.
doody would
Only iced cuck would milk him til the heat death of the universe.
"This is the part that will be discussed on everybody's show but mine"
-DSP, literally on his show
I love how his "show" is literally nothing but a void for him to shout into that substitutes therapy.
DSP: I wouldn't describe it as failing. I define failing as *proceeds to describe his situation*
For weeks Phil was begging and sounding alarms about needing tips to get groceries and pay his bills and claim his business could go under. Now, after Turkey Tom video, Phil is a massive success with a thriving business
Toms video lives rent free in DSP head
How many hours does he have to devote to telling you he doesn't care before you believe him?
@@TheSoulReaverif he didn’t care he wouldn’t devote hours to telling other people that he didn’t care
@RayManSWE do you genuinely npt understand that was his point?
At this point, *every* detractor lives rent free in DSP's piss puddle of a noggin.
Dude got 2000 viewers on his ps4 unboxing stream, 10 years later he cannot hit a consistent 300 viewer base per stream. Failure is putting it lightly.
Ah yes, the 'successful' business of begging kids to buy you games.
@@RandoLePerson
Whatever is working, we know it won't be him.
Stop saying right at the end of your statements Phil, you’re never right
He says it in the middle of his statements FFS
Right?
Sound good, right?
Okay?
Sounds good?
You know it struck a nerve onto DSP if he skips a youtube ads so you can listen to his grandpa story.
Ego first money second. (SNORT🐽)
How do his viewers not get sick of the same "I'm staying out of drama" speech that he makes everyday? Never mind the fact its not even true. Just him saying the EXACT same thing. Every. Single. Day. How?
His actual fans are really mentally handicapped. For them him saying it makes it true
Not to mention he legit called a segment of his show the drama segment
They're regards that watch Phail unedited; you really think they possess any insight whatsoever? Haha
They are regarded
His definition of drama is him getting feedback. What he means is "I'm not going to accept any feedback." He is fine with drama about other people.
Lmao phil thinks he's smart for figuring out that the lolcow podcast wasn't going to be a sophisticated talk show.
😂😂😂
Phil thinks he’s smarter than everyone, period
That’s why he’s the best Dunning-Kruger case that I have ever seen
Honestly that's most lolcows they think they're smarter than everyone
"I don't make up drama" the guy who made up him getting robbed.
'I am well-adjusted and a good person'. Hard X to doubt
"Well-adjusted" but commits fraud, lies through his teeth as easily as he breathes and protects bad practices if admitting to them would make him look bad.
Remember that one time he said he was retiring the name of the King of Hate? Turns out, another lie.
Yeah the other day he said something about he'd bring back Acks the King if people really wanted it or something.
DSP’s old face up close to the camera is so accurate to what Snort Burnell puts on the video thumbnail.
He isn't even old. He's aged like shit, probably thanks to all the alcohol and fast food.
"I'm well adjusted" This might be the biggest lie he's ever told
I think one of the most telling parts about the turkey tom video was how Phillip likely got his job from his dad. Also very odd of DSP to play the victim \.......
I just wish Tom had actually showed the proof and not just repeat the claims. It was there, so if he found it there was no reason not to show it, even if Phil would have cried "that's edited dood!"
@@zekeiwa5837 Is there a video that shows more?
@@zekeiwa5837I could have sworn DSP said in the past that his Dad got him a job at his Helicopter company. That his Dad had been there for like 20+ years already. I need to go back and watch all those old Tevin streams. All the gold dust is there.
@@vegetasfitnesschannel446 there is proof, but i don't remember if it was on kf or something phil said
it's not like the claim was made out of nowhere, there is a source for all of it, the problem comes when people just repeat it but forget to bring the original source. that's when phil goes all "conspiracy theory" because without evidence to back up any claim, it IS just conspiracy theories. that's why the wwe champions thing gets him so much and tries to deny that there is a mountain of evidence
Phil talking about getting milked like other lolcows, the same week he wore a tight shirt and got Made fun of for his man boobs cracks me up.
Phil's not ok at all. He really needs help. This is like, Cooking with Jack levels of watching a damaged man spin the chamber in his mouth again.
He will only change anything if people stop enabling him. Good luck with that.
There's no turning back for Phil, he's long gone. Literally, there's nothing he can do at this point.
That's what makes him telling others to get help funny.
Like maybe get yourself checked out first Dave before thinking you can say that
You just reminded me of how much I want a Tom video on CWJ.
Even though I don't know if Jack is even funny anymore and could be considered a lolcow. He for sure was in his prime, nowadays he's just depressing.
Phil, Wings and LTG have to be the most fragile guys on RUclips lol.
And Boogie
And Quantum tv for calling another youtuber's mother because they made a funny video about them
@@artorias1172lmaooooooo man I won’t ever forget that Randall from Recess type move
Dsp is the worst, the most delusional
Right but it's all about how you turn your fragility into humor, like LTG going on a two hour rant about your mother or boogie stepping into a boxing ring
The beauty of lolcows like DSP is the fact that they can't shut up. They continue to provide content. He tries so hard to shift blame, but his stupidity and ego is the only reason his lolcow status is current and valid every year.
Oh he's mad about the "I'm done milking him" because it shows ownership. It reminds DSP of his high school bullies.
Its very simple not to become a lolcow: Don't respond. Of course it's way too late for DSP his "Dont respond" was TIHYDP in 2012.
You try to criticize him but you’re obsessed with him 😂
Yea the dude with a million subs should totally listen to the guy that gets a 100 viewers and filed for bankruptcy
I shop at Walmart, pigroach is too good to shop at Walmart. I've seen homeless turn down food because it wasn't what they wanted, pigroach reminds me of this elitist attitude.
Phil, lemme put this in terms you will understand:
You are not the babyface. You never have been. You never will be. You are a heel. Accept it and play into it, because you've only got a year or two before you get "future endeavor"-ed anyway.
He only hates on Walmart because people kept stealing his cart full of groceries before he has a chance to get to checkout.
Please donate to support him as an independently successful creator.
He was RAHBBED
@@rockmanraiden6627
They detracted his groceries! What if his imaginary child had been in that cart?
@@ashleybrooke2087 got so many endorphin junkies out there stealing infants
"It's wrong to milk people and you're terrible if you do it. So anyway I'm really going to need your support today guys because the handle on my kitchen drawer broke off and the carpenter says it's going to cost 8000 dollars to replace. So I really need you guys to step it up."
Phil describing the circle of content as though he's above it while contributing to it is honestly the most Phil way of responding to this.
He needs to get out of his echo chamber. And the donators, even 5 bucks here and there NEEDS TO STOP donating. He's completely lost it
So he definitely hates Walmart
But Loves Discount clothes somehow
Holy frick that close up was horrendous! He’s melting!
🐷 "I'd like you to imagine Turkey Tom milking me like an animal."
Ummm... no thanks! 🤣
The interesting thing is that Phil isn’t technically wrong about how drama just begets drama, but he is so BLIND to how much of a failure he really is😂
Not blind, just chooses to deny it.😂
Whenever Phil gets on his soapbox, the actual message he's saying is sometimes right... except it's hilarious he's not self aware enough to realize he's always describing himself.
@@baddabaddabaddaswing and that usually applies to the people using him for content making it null
The only reason he doesn't get into drama us because he would get cooked by every bum on the internet 😂
Looking at the side scrollers interview he would clearly just make a fool of himself
If anyone starts a conversation with an “Um” they are lying.
Ya, generalizations are totally a reliable way of forming opinions
This entire unhinged rant summarized: "I DIDN'T FAIL, I MERELY DECLINED WITH MY SUCCESS"
The last part where DPS is talking about how dangerous it could be to bully lolcows because a lolcow could lose it, he is talking about himself. You can see that he is losing his mind.His demeanor, the crazy eyes, it is getting to him big time and i wouldn't be surprised when one day he snaps for good. Just imagine how it must feel when the entire world is laughing at you.At this point there could be just a picture of DPS in Urban dictionary under lolcow description and you wouldn't need any actual text to explain the meaning. Just a picture of DPS and people would instanty know the meaning of the word. That is how sad his situation is.
When you beg every single stream and talk about how broke you are, you are in fact - not successful.
“We milk them”
Like how Phil milked his “robbery”
DSP is the perfect case study for validating his own delusions.
"A delusion of grandeur is more than just very high self-esteem or an inflated sense of self-importance. It marks a significant disconnection from the real world. A person with delusions of grandeur may continue to believe in the delusion in spite of contradictory evidence"
He genuinely believes the words that comes out of his mouth, which is why it is so fascinating to witness
Spot on. He believes his own bullshit because he HAS to believe it. He needs the lies to be real, otherwise he has to face the grim reality of his life. LTG is the exact same.
Perfectly describes Phil to a T. He's a man who lives in his own fantasy world
He's literally milking for money.
I love how he can never name these "peepul" that agree with him. It's almost like he completely makes them up. Nah, phil would never do that.
His days are done. They got him.
Failing is being desperate and going out of business? Begging all the time isn't desperate? I guess all the homeless people begging for money are doing great.
Well if the Lolcow is full of milk someone has to do it
This is the most cringiest thing Phil has done yet and it’s right before thanksgiving.
My appetite for the next week has been ruined after that closeup, my god
Happy Cringegiving! Or happy Thanksbegging in his case.
@@ashleybrooke2087 yes haha
@@Warsm1th12 from far away he already looked in his 50's but in that close-up he genuinely looks like someone's grandad, what the Fuck is this guy's diet lmao
@@vigil4270 booze, booze, and more booze dood!
And that’s just breakfast! ack ack ack ack ack ack ack ack ack
Ngl, almost had a stroke trying to deal with the amount of irony. The god of zero self awareness 😵💫
The cope here was INSANE, dude really trade to hit detractors with an uno reverse 🤣
God, i swear Boogie and DSP are competing for the title of King Lolcow. 😂
As much as I hate the Pigroach I have to say Boogie has the mantle for sure right now, begging for forgiveness on his knees and calling Keemstar “Daddy” is definitely King Lolcow worthy. (And to top it off Boogies girlfriend recorded it.)
Nah that crown is still firmly on Phil's head. At least Boogie started off liked by people back when all he did was fence sit. And he's even aware of how pathetic he is compared to DSP who thinks he is the best content creator on the planet.
@@MaxsonAtTheFort Boogie is in the same boat with Review Tech and Wings that they know that being losers is all they can be at this point. Pigroach is still the king in my eyes because after all he's done , he still thinks he is a successful person. Only the true king can have a lack of self-awareness to that level.
@jontaehall2740 boogies OK with being a lol cow and at that point I'd rather boogie get no views than people supporting him by laughing at him
@@jontaehall2740agreed DSP is the king of lolcows because he believes in his gout riddled heart he’s actually a great content creator
"I'm not a guy who focuses on drama." Yeah sure.
"I don't focus on constructive criticism and I call it drama"
-Dave
Wild how much sense he thinks hes making
He's in a good position, with a sucessful business, so give him tips or he can't afford to pay his bills.
Doesn't he 'bully' his dents into giving him money? What level of success is that then Phil?
7:30 phil acts like Johnny Sliverhand over Walmart lol
Don't mention Cyberpunk to Phil, he'll go on another hour long rant about how it having tits in it offends his puritan brain.
"Walmart needs to burn."
*Proceeds to shop at Costco, order from Amazon, and live off Doordash*
"To milk me. Just stop and think about that. Milking me" Dear sweet jebus.... no, just no. Need some mental bleach after that line..
“Successful business”… Yet income down a good 20% every year and he needs to whip the dents even harder every day to get the pulls.
The lack of self awareness is GALACTIC
Crazy how hes always getting these emails about how hes always correct and the smartest person to ever exist
When I try to imagine what Phil's supporters look like; I just picture a bunch of Phil clones watching a big Phil on a screen. Because otherwise I can't grasp it.
All gathered in some cult compound somewhere, wearing the DSP thong or some kind horrorshow
According to Phil’s logic if you shop at Walmart or make smart financial decisions then you’re not successful lol
Come on people, hes done with drama.
everytime it happens. if he doesnt know he acts calm and says its nonsense that doesnt bothers.....then he watches it and he has a nuclear meltdown
I think it kills Phil that Memology and others get tens of thousands of DSP-views, yet he sits and streams to the same 2-300 dents every day.
Imagine the tips and Hogan pulls!
Thus 💯 😂
When ever I'm sad I think about how mad phill must get about all those viewers withholding tips and views from phill.... all those detractors are literally robbing phill while kat is downstairs crying
Correction, he streams to the same 25 dents and only 7 of those 25 are whales. The other 275 viewers are just people making fun of the pig and hate watching him.😂
Seven is a little generous. He was dumb enough to chase several whales like KingTut away.
I think he’s down to one or two whales now, and whenever they don’t show up, he’s raging and pulling 30-40$ on a good stream.
Gotta love it!
He is so successful he had to declare bankruptcy lol. What a successful business professional.
"Failure would mean - insanely desperate, going out of business, things are falling apart."
Said by a man who begs for money every day and acted like the world was ending because he missed three days of "work."
don't forget he filled bankruptcy years ago. Wasn't a failure btw.
wow he literally let this get to him 😂😂😂 what happen to just ignoring the haters and focusing on meaningful chill gameplay??? 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ he is something else i swear
That's the thing, he thinks this IS ignoring the haters and focusing on chill meaningful gameplay. He sees no disconnect between saying he's ignoring the drama and spending an hour talking about said drama.
I'm successful - dude who begged for groceries money last week.
Well it's good to see he's sticking by his stance of staying OUT of the drama...
Damn, Phil comes off really crazy with that close up thing. Then talks himself in tight circles convincing himself he isn't a failure.
If I told my therapist about lolcows she’d probably find it interesting... these are people that made their career a pursuit of the human condition. If anyone is going to be the most understanding and open minded about it, it’s gonna be your therapist.
I mean really what does he think they’d do? They’re not gonna insult you for honestly telling them your hobbies and interests. They’re not gonna diagnose you with a mental illness or prescribe medication. Not gonna commit you or deem you unfit, unwell, a danger to people’s safety. They won’t judge you or talk about you behind your back. Not gonna call your mom or call you names.
They’ll be delighted that you trust them with the truth. They’ll ask questions about what it is you find interesting. They’ll laugh with you and joke about it. It’s really not that serious.
The main concern would be making sure you weren’t over doing it, same as any other entertainment, or letting it get in the way of priorities.
And I’ll be honest, if anyone needs to speak with a licensed medical professional, it’d be DSP. He talks about it like it’s life and death. And I can’t blame him, he’s the one at the source. He’s the one that this program effects the most. No one should have to handle that alone. But he’s the one who put himself out there for people to watch, and then acts all surprised when people watch him! But that’s not the issue, the issue is he thinks he can control what other people think and say. Can’t do that on someone else’s channel. It’s like here you can watch the last of us but don’t talk about it or you’re mentally ill! Or here play metal gear solid but don’t upload that footage, and definitely don’t talk about anyone involved in the making of it.
Tldr; Phil could benefit from therapy more than his average detractor
In this video: DSP failing to get why lolcows are called _lolCOWS_ for two hours.
Dsp saying TurkeyTom milking him for profit is disgusting, but in the same singular brain cell, neglects the fact he milks his viewers for money literally everyday is a level of irony I can personally barely comprehend
Telling someone you 'milked them' is not going to go over like how Philly thinks it will
Lmaooo let’s home Turkey Tom is as petty with Phil like he was with internetAjay
This tone, this laugh, this rambling, this tempo he has right now?
That's his mad coping state. You start to notice it more and more whenever a criticism piece about him comes out. The angrier he is, the more credibility the piece of criticism has.
"boogie and wings shop at walmart" "i don't need to shop at walmart" weren't you just crying not even a week ago about how you couldn't afford groceries and you would be set back for years because you took a few days off? maybe you should start shopping at walmart bud
He said "alright" 414 times and "ok" 263 times in a span of 30 minutes....
DSP really can’t claim the moral superiority when he has to emotionally manipulate his fan base of mentally challenged fans to support his extravagant lifestyle.
7:25
How great would it be if Wal-Mart sued Phil for defamation.
Could you IMAGINE the content? The begging ... Holy.
Every time he says "someone told me," it's really DSP himself saying it.
Bro ranting about people making documentaries needing to be carful of someone snapping while wide eyed and looking actually insane like he is about to snap more than he already has.
I hate these ranting, coping and moral grandstanding segments he does because every word is a lie and everything he claims people do that is awful is exactly what he does on the daily.
I like that he wants someone to title their video the way Michael Scott would print a newspaper headline.
Phillium wants to threaten Tom directly so bad 😂
Been here for 15 years, still can't internet
I doubt a psychiatrist would have much to say about Turkey Tom. Phil however is a recluse whose entire social network is a following of inept deviants who must conduct themselves in a manner which aligns with his narcissistic and victim complex worldview, or otherwise be insulted and iusted by their leader. This group is subjected to constant gaslighting and manipulation tactics to encourage financial contributions, many of whom are not financially stable, all to fuel Phil's mobile game addiction which has already exceeded 6 figures. A psychological case study of Phil could fill a book.
guys guys no drama please....as he KEEPS TALKING ABOUT IT FOR DAYS STRAIGHT OMFG