He was on the phone to who. The telephone service was knocked out oh wait a minute he was on the phone telling his broker to buy more stocks in bottled water.
@@bobthrasher8226 It want happen... Our 4 Father's never needed Government. The President Runs America. 🇺🇲 Instead Gov. Is keeping old goats in seats controlling every damn thing. It's a damn problem.... This is why G.W. was the DAMN BOSS OF AMERICA🇺🇲 THATS WHAT NEEDS REMOVED, CONGRESS IS NOT NEEDED. DEMONS HAVE STOMPED ON OUR CONSTITUTIONAL LAWS.... TIME FOR REFORM OF ALOT GOVERNMENT.
@@seanmcintyre131 You're right, felons and illegals aren't legally allowed to vote. Nor are people under 18 or the dead. However there are quite a few American citizens who, not being part of an informed electorate, only serve to hurt the country by being bamboozled by the lies of the legacy media and the Democrat party.
The radical left wants a centrlized one-party government with no separation of powers, because that's what serves the 1% best - just like in Stalinist Russia, Mao's China, Castro's Cuba, and little rocket man in North Korea. The corporate oligarchs understand exactly what they're pushing us towards. It's no longer correct to say that the mega-corporate system is corrupt, because by adopting radical Left ideology unaccountable corruption became the corporate system.
In the Quran and The Bible it's clear that Jesus is in heaven. But when it comes to Mohammed it's unknown what happened to him after death. So if he is in hell whoever believes him and his religion are going to hell...right. Think Muslims...
@8XLoking About flat earth, it was metaphorical mentioned. About 6500 years old earth, it's not proven how old earth is? Can u prove origin of Universe and Humans?
Of course you're referring to the abortion decision. I believe Roe v. Wade was a necessary and reasonable compromise (that nobody liked) on a very difficult and emotionally loaded, on both sides, issue. However, the Constitution very clearly leaves all matters not expressly addressed up to the individual States, and like it or not that's exactly what the six other judges did. I suggest that rather than one side bitching and whining for a near total abortion ban, while the other side bitches and whines for a nearly absolute right to abortion, both sides should get every State to enact a duplicate of Roe v. Wade - and put up with it.
@cheeseschrist2303 Checks and balances refers to the three branches of government. We have three separate branches of government to check or keep each other in order. The executive branch is the president and vice-president. The judicial branch is the Supreme Court. The third branch is congress. Each branch performs a specific duty to the people of this country. That is why it is impossible for one person, like the president, to take over the country. No matter what the media might say, the Supreme Court cannot be disbanded without rewriting the Constitution.
Pathetic little man billionaire Mark Cuban was on Stephen Colbert making cringe jokes about Trump. Proof you don't need to pass an IQ test to be an NBA owner or TV show host
Yup (I looked it up) $400K, plus around $200K in tax-free benefits. Plus all the graft. How many millions did the Obamas get for their "books"? $65 MILLION between them. Has Barack even published his yet? 7 years later? (it was, in 2020) I know Michelle's book sold practically none. Just like all of Hillary's 'books' do, for the millions she got for them.
when it was packed with liberal justices that legislated from the bench it was, "it's the law of the land." But when it has conservative justices on it who hold to constructionist thought, "it's not a real court".
Gee, Joe spent 4 hours on the phone. Meanwhile, I've spent over 50 hours working at a grocery store the past week with depleted stock, running on generators, to try to keep people fed. Three days of cold showers, peanut butter sandwiches, and eating cold soup out of a can. And I am one of the very, very blessed ones. But Joe's the one who has it tough.
Well duh, you have to bring back the 80s and '90s comedians to save SNL's ratings because NBC is so humiliated that they need help getting their heads out of #Biden 's diaper.
I was on the phone for two hours today and yesterday (call my security)🤷♂️🤔 Is that what he said?!😒 This is the fricking president of the usa🤯 The vp is NO better😤🤬
The scary thing was the applause she got when she said, "Biden should disolve the Supreme Court." Those are the same people that are screaming Trump is a threat to democracy. Unreal.
@@sferg9582if you haven't watched in all that time then how could you possibly know if it was funny or not? It sounds like you're out of touch on the subject going by your statement
1:48 -- It really SHOULD concern Bill that his audience applauded such a radical sentiment, but his TDS still runs far too deep for him to be able to do anything but reluctantly shrug that off in disagreement.
I grew up in the Hamptons and I remember the story about Fran Lebowitz smoking in the movie theater after they made it illegal and someone told her to put her cigarette out and she said something to the person and he punched her right in the face.
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Lebowitz learned hand etiquette from Pelosi. Wow he was on the phone to two whole hours yesterday, the big question is....did he know who he was talking to on that call??
It wasn't that funny. Dana did an okay job and the Trump impersonator wasn't crazy, sociopath, or mean-spirited but it lacked past bipartisan humor. After almost 4 years of material waiting to be picked like fruit almost touching the ground, they come up with a lame skit in order to check a box because their ratings are on a ride to dirt. Lefties will lose it at a drop of a hat.
Biden: i was on the telephone for 2 hours yesterday” plot twist……the phone has been unplugged for 3.5 years.
He was literally ON the phone.
He was on the phone to who. The telephone service was knocked out oh wait a minute he was on the phone telling his broker to buy more stocks in bottled water.
Playing "Candy Crush" on his cell phone.
@@vpimike2646 I don’t think he even capable of that. Maybe listening to music at the beach and Jill had to find that for him.
It's a tough job being president, but somebody has to do it.........sheesh! Don't work too hard, Mr. Prez.
He got that Biden shuffle down 😅
Of course it’s Dana Carvey. That’s why it was funny
It's great to see Dana again!
YES !! Just said this too. He's so good !!
Trump was there helping.
Quite right.
But they shoulda had Spade playing Lindsey Graham, barging in at the end to say stuff and steal the scene. 😄
I went to school with Dana. His brother Brad was the genius - he created the first CGI device called " the wire wrapped toaster".
A president does not have the power to dissolve any branch of the government.
He can't do that...simple civics class
Fran is a moron so she would not know that.
Sadly, there are millions of people in this country so stupid they will think he can.
Nor should they.
demonKKKrats can and will do what they damn well please,laws be damned.😬
Fran Lebowitz looks exactly like she sounds
Like a guy? Like a tuяd? Like a commie? Like a traitor? 🤔
Member of the Synagogue of Satan?
Yet another Dem hottie!
@gwiyomikim5988 looks like howard stern as a melted wax figure
She looks and sounds like a witch
People actually clapped at the idea of dissolving the SC!!! That's the concerning part.
They want the dictatorship of the proletariatet
FRIGHTENING EVIL ADMINISTRATION
Concerning maybe but hardly surprising
@@bobthrasher8226 It want happen... Our 4 Father's never needed Government. The President Runs America. 🇺🇲 Instead Gov. Is keeping old goats in seats controlling every damn thing. It's a damn problem.... This is why G.W. was the DAMN BOSS OF AMERICA🇺🇲 THATS WHAT NEEDS REMOVED, CONGRESS IS NOT NEEDED. DEMONS HAVE STOMPED ON OUR CONSTITUTIONAL LAWS.... TIME FOR REFORM OF ALOT GOVERNMENT.
They don’t even know what the Supreme Court is, they’ll clap at anything to fit in.
Dissolve the supreme court... And the sheep all applaud. What a joke
you mean the seals. sheep get in line but seals applaud
This is why some people should not be given the right to vote.
The election was stolen... and the sheep all applaud and believe! What a joke.
@@fromscratchgamer2211 Everyone doesn't have the right to vote.
@@seanmcintyre131 You're right, felons and illegals aren't legally allowed to vote. Nor are people under 18 or the dead. However there are quite a few American citizens who, not being part of an informed electorate, only serve to hurt the country by being bamboozled by the lies of the legacy media and the Democrat party.
Someone tell "Fran" the Supreme Court is the Judicial Branch of the Federal Government.
The radical left wants a centrlized one-party government with no separation of powers, because that's what serves the 1% best - just like in Stalinist Russia, Mao's China, Castro's Cuba, and little rocket man in North Korea. The corporate oligarchs understand exactly what they're pushing us towards. It's no longer correct to say that the mega-corporate system is corrupt, because by adopting radical Left ideology unaccountable corruption became the corporate system.
So much for checks and balances on our 3 branches of government. Hope they still teach about that in elementary school. God bless!
@@kristinesmart582they don’t. Therein lies the problem. They don’t teach anymore - they indoctrinate.
You can't tell a crazy person anything
It's funny because they brought in funny people with actual talent. Dana did a fantastic job here!!! 👏 😆 🤣 😆 👏
In the Quran and The Bible it's clear that Jesus is in heaven. But when it comes to Mohammed it's unknown what happened to him after death. So if he is in hell whoever believes him and his religion are going to hell...right. Think Muslims...
@8XLoking About flat earth, it was metaphorical mentioned. About 6500 years old earth, it's not proven how old earth is? Can u prove origin of Universe and Humans?
No doubt actual cast of SNL worth watching maybe once a month
And who's the threat to Democracy🤨
That would be the one whose supporters stormed the capital on January 6th
@@fuzzywuzzy1355 Oh fuzzy, please lay off the processed sugar and give the CNN and MSNBC marathons a much needed break.
@@chrismc.4437and get a huff of the stink from fox “news” I bet
Harris & jb the far leftist supremest
Trump obviously , no one else has committed treasonous acts like him
Sky News Australia you are the best
Sky news UK would never report this
💪🏼🫡❤️
Lol
If by best, you mean worst, then yes!
Maya Rudolph nailed KH’s voice!
And the J'biden was the perfect cadence.
More Dana Carvey! Laughter is good for the soul.
♥️♥️😊
Dana probably wrote all the funny stuff ... not just acting on the show
The three real judges forget one important concept. Their job is to uphold the constitution, not to be social justice warriors.
Of course you're referring to the abortion decision. I believe Roe v. Wade was a necessary and reasonable compromise (that nobody liked) on a very difficult and emotionally loaded, on both sides, issue. However, the Constitution very clearly leaves all matters not expressly addressed up to the individual States, and like it or not that's exactly what the six other judges did. I suggest that rather than one side bitching and whining for a near total abortion ban, while the other side bitches and whines for a nearly absolute right to abortion, both sides should get every State to enact a duplicate of Roe v. Wade - and put up with it.
Don’t panic, Biden uses a Fisher Price phone.
Does that mean he was talking with Stewie Griffin for two hours?
😂😂😂 my thoughts exactly
@@yvan2563hhahahahah
A phone that rolls on wheels and has a built-in popcorn noise thing on top.
And has Tommy Turtle in tow.
Fran libowitz is looking more and more like Col Gadaffi
BAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T UNSEE IT NOW 💯🤣🤣🤣
oh you cheeky bastard 💯🤣🤣🤣
Nailed it 😵🤣😎
He was on the phone for 2 hours. What a leader! 😆
Phone? He thought that they said "Throne". 🤣
"WHICH STORM"
Probably on the toilet longer than that. 😂
In his jammies, licking his ice cream
Because checks and balances are just annoying to the committee running America.
Checks and balances would imply a balanced Supreme Court?
@cheeseschrist2303 Checks and balances refers to the three branches of government. We have three separate branches of government to check or keep each other in order. The executive branch is the president and vice-president. The judicial branch is the Supreme Court. The third branch is congress. Each branch performs a specific duty to the people of this country. That is why it is impossible for one person, like the president, to take over the country. No matter what the media might say, the Supreme Court cannot be disbanded without rewriting the Constitution.
Funny. When the SC was majority liberal, I didn't hear any lefties complaining. @@cheeseschrist2303
100% gaurentee his phone has googly eyes and a string to pull it through the house
That’s a good one
Haha! No doubt!
Dude that creature on Maher is the stuff of nightmares. How terrifying
For a minute there I thought that was Howard Stern.
Good one! However she’s his twin sister!
Thank you. I knew that looked familiar.
Same exact inbred genetics.
That's because it was.
He just wasn't wearing any makeup that's why you didn't recognise him.
They say truth is stranger than fiction.
It really is
The fact that audience members clapped at dissolving the Supreme Court is a classic case of mass hypnosis.
Terrifying.
The Supreme Court was law of the land when it came to Roe v. Wade.
Now they want it dissolved.
Barking seals
@bobbicatt Not necessary, they're happy well-adjusted members of the Marxist democrat cult.
If Trump had suggested this they would call him a dictator and traitor.
The whole skit was brilliant
They must’ve got bored of recycling Trump jokes unlike Jimmy Kimmel who still uses them
Pathetic little man billionaire Mark Cuban was on Stephen Colbert making cringe jokes about Trump.
Proof you don't need to pass an IQ test to be an NBA owner or TV show host
Yeah but Kimmel is literally brain dead so you can't blame him.
Can’t stand Kimmel & his liberal views
All the late night hosts are liberal sheep . I wouldn't watch any of them
Look at the butthurt MAGA whiners. Quit idolizing people who don't give a shit about you
Best impressionist of my time hands down
I wish I could get 6 figures, 75% vacation, full benefits and work for 2 hours when I do decide to go to work.
work hard? you say this like its unattainable goals lmao
You missed the point. Youre as slow as kamla@kevinanderson3493
@@camlok-q1m h
6 figures? Oh no, that job pays unseen ka-millions in graft.
Yup (I looked it up) $400K, plus around $200K in tax-free benefits.
Plus all the graft. How many millions did the Obamas get for their "books"? $65 MILLION between them. Has Barack even published his yet? 7 years later? (it was, in 2020) I know Michelle's book sold practically none. Just like all of Hillary's 'books' do, for the millions she got for them.
An insane suggestion, and the lemmings applaud...
when it was packed with liberal justices that legislated from the bench it was, "it's the law of the land." But when it has conservative justices on it who hold to constructionist thought, "it's not a real court".
Liberals have always moved goalposts to fit their own narratives
I can't believe Howard Stern said to dissolve the Supreme Court.
Kamala impression was on point
Yes, it sure was! 😂
Maya Rudolph Rocks her 100!
Nailed it hilarious
I don’t watch SNL but this one was good, spot-on on KH, JB and TW.
Gee, Joe spent 4 hours on the phone. Meanwhile, I've spent over 50 hours working at a grocery store the past week with depleted stock, running on generators, to try to keep people fed. Three days of cold showers, peanut butter sandwiches, and eating cold soup out of a can. And I am one of the very, very blessed ones. But Joe's the one who has it tough.
?? What do you want him to do? Show up for a photo op and shut down the city to make everyone’s lives even harder?
Fran's contribution to democracy was her taking photos of rich celebrities. BUILD THAT STATUE !!!
😂
Well duh, you have to bring back the 80s and '90s comedians to save SNL's ratings because NBC is so humiliated that they need help getting their heads out of #Biden 's diaper.
I was on the phone for two hours today and yesterday (call my security)🤷♂️🤔 Is that what he said?!😒 This is the fricking president of the usa🤯 The vp is NO better😤🤬
But someone is "in the basement, in my sweats, making the decisions behind the scenes," just like he said he wanted to...
He was on the phone ordering a tall order of BS.
And Bills audience of clapping Seals just clapping away for their own subjugation by that Authoritarian.
Man u packed a lot into that sentence! No word salad bs with you
Indoctrinated SHEEPLE
@@mildthing And a run on sentence that lacks proper punctuation. Inappropriate capitalization. Wild card indeed!
@@chrismc.4437 Which of the 72 genders are you?
Wait. You two are complaining about some mistakes in a comment? You have heard Trump speak, right? If one could call it that...
The scary thing was the applause she got when she said, "Biden should disolve the Supreme Court." Those are the same people that are screaming Trump is a threat to democracy. Unreal.
Joe was on his Fisher Price Chatter Phone...
Lebowitz is out of its mind.
🤔 wasn't she in Planet of the Apes ? Just asking for a friend.
Your friend is very perceptive.
Trick answer: She wasn't, we are.
They sprayed her off the floor of the cage.
Rita, thanks for sharing your vision of the world.
Thank God she's not in charge.
It’s been a long time since SNL was funny.
I stopped watching a decade ago as it became too political lol
Back when Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi were on was the last time SNL was funny.
Then don’t watch..
@@crazyforcoffee5950 Haven't watched for maybe 40 years.... I would consider that "not watching".
@@sferg9582if you haven't watched in all that time then how could you possibly know if it was funny or not? It sounds like you're out of touch on the subject going by your statement
The physical similarity between Liebowitz and Maher is striking.
WTH is that thing on Bill"s show ? Jabiden only works two hours a day.
She obviously doesn't know how our government works.
Frank Lebowitz.
In transition?
Dual spirit: human being and toon.
Perhaps transitioning from irrelevant crone to psychopathic leftist hag.
😂They just give themselves away daily.
It wasn’t that funny, jeeze. What you meant to say was ‘here’s the first outright non-anti Trump skit on SNL in years’.
Well, reality resembled art, and so it was truly funny, but scary😒
I agree. It wasn't nearly as funny as I expected. It was just a chuckle, not a laugh.
1:48 -- It really SHOULD concern Bill that his audience applauded such a radical sentiment, but his TDS still runs far too deep for him to be able to do anything but reluctantly shrug that off in disagreement.
Now that was hilarious! C'mon man!! Not a joke.
I grew up in the Hamptons and I remember the story about Fran Lebowitz smoking in the movie theater after they made it illegal and someone told her to put her cigarette out and she said something to the person and he punched her right in the face.
Anyone who looks like that is already super miserable, she should never be allowed to address more than her therapist with that kind of nonsense.
People clapped when she would dismantle the Supreme Court? Sheep to the slaughter.
Yes trump already did that
He was on the phone for two hours bc he kept forgetting what the subject was! 😆
Unbelievable , actually accurate impressions . Good stuff
Oh this is so spot on.
About time snl was funny again
I have to watch Australian news from the US to get real journalism.
😅😂😅😂😅😂 it's so true. This is funny.
Fran Lebowitz - "Biden should dissolve the Supreme Court". Does she really think that robot is Emperor?
I went to school with Dana and Brad Carvey. Brad was the genius - he invented the first CGI device.
CGI device... You mean a computer?
He was on the phone alright, with zelenskyy asking "where's my payoff"?
Can you imagine the outrage if SCOTUS was left leaning and a conservative proposed to dissolve it?
It's only one of the three branches of government.
It's sad that the best open and clear news feed for the United States comes from a country on the other side of the planet .
It's nice Fran identifies as a woman.
At least she doesn't try to identify as human.
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Love Dana Carvey 😂 he nailed the part for Biden way to go Saturday Night Live
God Bless Sky News Australia
SNL hasn't been funny in 15+ years.
They had Dana carvey back to help them be funny. He is.
His George Bush and Ross Perot will always be my favorite President impression lol
@@Jantv81 "America is like a pig with a mouth full'a peanut butter. Catch my drift?"
$20 million aid from FEMA for aid for Florida, Georgia, North Carolina, South Carolina Tennesse…. And another $8 Billion for Ukraine
Its a damn joke what’s happening in America
What is sad, is this is 100 percent spot on.
Fran Leibowitz looks more like Gene Simmons than Gene Simmons does
The Chosen wish to rule without any checks or balances.
The lady on after Biden sounds like Kamala. (Word salad).
Dana Carvey nails it - again. We all need a good laugh and he delivers it. Excellent!
The first skit actually was funny. Went downhill after that.
They loved the supreme court, so long as it was them with the majority.
Correct. They said " It is the law of the land " . Now , not so much. 😂
They should put the other lady that does the impersonations for Kamala
What? Maya nailed it.
Lebowitz learned hand etiquette from Pelosi. Wow he was on the phone to two whole hours yesterday, the big question is....did he know who he was talking to on that call??
Im so tired of the youtube commercials. 3 commercials for a 3 minute video! 🤬kamala, pg&e, chuck morris!! Huh?
Adblocker Ultimate for youtube, it's free and I haven't seen an ad or popup here for about seven years. No BS.
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Leibowitz has taken too many Quaaludes.
Howard Stern is that you?
Hilarious. Its SO EASY THOUGH. 😊
Fran could be Lee Marvin’s twin sister.
Or Howard Stern's anorexic older brother...no wonder she's a bitter leftist harridan.
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This skit must be fearful for Harris!!!
Pee pads and knee pads.
There's a reason why we have 3 branches of government so one like the Executive Branch can't overrule the Judicial Branch or the legislative branch.
That has to be a guy.
She nailed it with Kamala’s harsh and annoying voice.
It wasn't that funny. Dana did an okay job and the Trump impersonator wasn't crazy, sociopath, or mean-spirited but it lacked past bipartisan humor. After almost 4 years of material waiting to be picked like fruit almost touching the ground, they come up with a lame skit in order to check a box because their ratings are on a ride to dirt. Lefties will lose it at a drop of a hat.
Damn,where did she buy that scary Halloween mask. 😂😂
Joebama more like.
Biden said i spent 4 hours on it I'm commanding it LMAO wild
Spot on
Lebowitz means real judges are judges that agree with her. Hypocrisy.
As funny as this is could you imagine if he walked out with a mega hat on!. LOL
Took you long enough. The BIGGEST joke in the White House ever