How Many Holes Does a Human Have?
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- Опубликовано: 16 фев 2020
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Special thanks to @chubbyemu and Evelyn Lamb ( / evelynjlamb ) for answering my questions about the body and holes, respectively.
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An article from Evelyn about holes: blogs.scientificamerican.com/...
the philosophy of holes: plato.stanford.edu/archives/s...
Coffee mug + doughnut sculptures and video from @henryseg :
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3D visual effects: Eric Langlay
Toilet scene effects: me and Jake Roper and Eric Langlay
music: Jake Chudnow and Audio Network
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Michael Stevens
PO Box 33168
L.A. CA 90033 
Развлечения
Michael’s parents “omg he’s about to say his first words”
Michael “or am I”
Nice one
@@erent1476 ...
@@erent1476 stop
Eren Taşkın imagine needing to self promote your own video
201st like
I was not prepared for how disturbing the toilet doughnut was going to get.
Rico Reyes ikr, I had to pause and think about wat just happened
I never knew how much water a doughnut could hold, but I'm better off knowing now
I knew he was going to bite it. I doubt it was actually in the toilet though, probably in a bowl of water he placed in there or something
100%
Bruh wtf is this man doing with himself!!!!???? Like ew no
Micheal is the only person who can make me watch a 21-minute video about holes.
No one spelled Michael right
For some reason I doubt that
Nobody can make me do that so please tell me how many holes?
@@JGT. It's 7.
I want slime
no matter how old a vsauce video is, it almost never ages badly.
Almost? 😃
@@jordanjordan3167 yeah... I'm really curious about this... "almost"...
@@TwixiMixiPixiDid you watch Vsauce before it was a sciencey channel back when it was a videogame comedy channel. It did not age well lmao.
FR
@@MCTrapsandTutorialsyour reply made me check out his old videos, they’re funny
“Don’t take a bite out of the donut, don’t take a bite out of the donut, don’t take a bite out of the donut, don’t- GOD HE TOOK A BITE OUT OF THE DONUT”
One of the most artistically appetizing moments in youtube history.
idk probably it isn't a real toilet. Still it's a soggy 🍩🤢
@@wasifzakwan8722 They gave him a new dougnut soaked in tapwater or something.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@@MegaMementoMori probably a bowl of water floating in the throne, just below the gopro
Plato: A human is a featherless biped
Aristotle: A human is a rational animal
Michael: A human is a seven-holed donut
BEHOLD A MAN
8 for some
Amazing comment
Horns holding hellishly hot houndini's I’m assuming you mean by some the female, women have same amount of holes as men
Espi0nageNinja not exactly buddy we would have 8
"Holes are ontologically parasitic" might be one of the greatest quotes ever
Michael eating the donut from the toilet has scarred me for life.
it’s prob a bowl of water in the toilet with camera on top
Haha
me: *sees title* how is this going to be 20 minutes?
Michael: holes do not exist
me: ohhhhh
Queue vsauce music
OR DO THEY?
* vsauce music starts playing
i legit just laughed at your comment bro 😂
😂😂😂
Have me there like “I knew it!!!” when I really don’t know where tf he’s going with this
"Your body isn't a donut, it's a bodysuit for a spider"
That's going on Vsauce out of context for sure.
Cause him saying come on in and voring the camera isn't
And 10:00
9:55 too
@@siverthekkelstrand7685 that at 10:00 is even better that slapping the solid steel ball!
@@CallMeJeffrey ah yes, free internet points
You telling me I can kill a vampire by rubbing garlic on its foot?
💀
well anywhere really
This is without a doubt the most cursed intro to any Vsauce video, and that’s an achievement
Me: How uncomfortable can a RUclips video get without being striked?
Vsauce: He, he, he...
after this video about holes porn got a *hole* new meaning
He has a channel that used to be called dong
W..W..Why is he stuttering?
Spider videos were they rip apart males
Alternative title: Lost? How to find your butt
Video title: How Many Holes Does A Human Have?
4 minutes in, Michael: HOLES MIGHT NOT EVEN EXIST
Joyce Ong 😂😂😂 thats “hey vsauce micheal here “for ya
I'm currently doubting the meaning of everything
I mean holes don’t exist
That’s why they exist
This guy makes science and biology so fun 😮❤
biology is also science
@@thedream6203
@@thedream6203 🤓
@@thedream6203 Theres different things in science like physics, chemistry, and biology. it's not just science as a whole
They were both fun in the first place.
As Wikipedia once said: "Please do not expand the list by creating more of them."
"Your body isn't a doughnut, It's a bodysuit for a spider."
*And i now conclude after ten whole years, Michal has officially lost it.*
The context makes him sound even more insane
Maybe we all are spider man!
ten HOLE years ;D
Eat your cereal
Look on ding, he’s been losing it for ages.
“You are just a bunch of meat packed around the central hole.”
Best insult ever heard
"or are you?"
or is it?
I'm certainly recycling that insult.
That's exactly what I am.....no more...no less.
Indeed and Trump loves to grab that hole anytime. 🤣😂
The intro nobody asked for but they still got it 😂
What a great first video from Vsauce to start off with, definitely made a good first impression
*Michael Eats The Donut*
Me: That’s Disgusting.
Michael: But What Is Disgusting?
The next VSauce video! 🤗
lexie. gxcha why did I hear the music
Michael- Or is it?
Why is disgusting?
the whole intro I was on edge like "is he going to fucking eat that thing"
Michael: "You know what a hole is? It's a word. Holes might not even exist."
me: "he has truly returned"
Ahole
I really missed this vsauce
We truly live in the best timeline
Or has he?
lol
I have never thought about holes, and holes in the human body this much before, I also didn’t know that a human body had different kinds of holes. I have also learned what topology is. At the beginning of the video, I was asking myself how he was going to fill 21 minutes and 26 seconds with talking about how many holes a human body has.
It's an educational video with a touch of humor.
Virgin
No doubt. Best channel and the only one who will make me watch a 21 minutes video about holes.
Everyone watching the video: don’t eat that donut
Michael: nom nom nom
really hope it wasn't actually toilet or at least he had a secondary container in that toilet
BrenRadNeo probably not it’s Michael we talking bout
@@Stray0 to be fair, toilet water is quite clean in the us
Yuuuuck
I wouldn't even eat a donut that's been sitting in 100% clean water.
That's only because I respect donuts too much.
Psychiatrist: tell me more about you.
Me: I'm a seven hole doughnut
A bodysuit for a spider*
Davide Rignani Lolli
Hell yeah
Here you go 667 likes
Why do I hear Rick’s voice?
Actually 10 two nippels belly button your face and both ends under your leg
10:02 no one: that one couple in the bathroom at 10 am
No one:
bro’s teaching me more than 6th grade science
Me: Why is VSauce not posting?
Michael(raises eyebrow): Or are we
Are We Alone *vsauce music plays”
Michael: what is posting? is there posting?
hey vsauce, Michael here. I dont post. but what is post? well in 1789 etc.
he posts on d!ng
CL Rice he uploaded on the main channel 3 months ago. D!ng hasn’t uploaded in 6 months. Lmao
The 5 second rule doesn't work in the toilet
Michael: or does it
*Cue vsauce music*
He did do a video on the 5 second rule
Lmao
Toilet water doughnut
This video has now made me imagine a non digestible string you could eat and have it pass through you entire digestive track and come out the other end completly intact only Michael could spark my imagination in such a way
He got his password back, but not his sanity.
Did he ever?
And we are fine with it, aren't we?
Who needs sanity when you have answers
@᪶ ᪶ or was it Ayahuasca?
@᪶ ᪶
Or did it?
“Don’t eat the toilet doughnut don’t ea... ahhhh nooo he ate the toilet doughnut
The best case scenario is he ate a clean wet donut that didnt actually go in the toilet (like in a cup beside the camera). But either way he ate a wet donut and that's just gross haha
I'm hoping it was from a bowl of water, and not a toilet bowl. either way. unnecessary
@@failsaferecords Bruh it's not toilet water.
Just imagine yourself in his place, where would you put the donut?
C Dykhuizen everything you say for now in will be a continuous quote.
I know it's a camera trick, but GAH!
What an epic way to explain topology! A hole round of applause 👏
Thanks for the holesome comment!
Yo vsauce thanks for the vids they always take me asleep when I can’t go to sleep, once again thanks dude
vsauce: how many holes do people have?
vsauce: well to explain this, lets eat a doughnut out of a toilet
Homer Simpson: *_"This guy gets it!"_*
Haha
"Shock value" isn't.
@@NajwaLaylah,
*_"Or is it?"_*
Maybe it's just a bucket that from inside looks like a toilet, OR IS IT?
The intro;
Cameraman:💀
Vsouce eating a toilet water donut:💀
The toilet being the witness to all o' this:💀
I don’t know why or how I’ve been on RUclips this long and not seen this channel. Oh this is such a fun channel for students.
Micheal in 2013: You are the center of the universe
Micheal in 2020: You are a hole
Woah
At least 7 holes, actually
you spelled his name wrong :(
ffs get his name right
Thanks for the likes!, of you want to know what video I was referring to it is “Travel Inside a Black Hole”.
Also, my bad I got his name wrong 😬
Cashier: "That'll be one dollar please."
Michael: "Here's four quarters. That makes a dollar.."
Cashier: "Okay."
Michael: "....OR DOES IT?"
Cashier: "Please, God no....."
Not again this is the 10th time this day
@@tophiphi So underrated comment
Oml I am done xD
@@martingreen4543 *spitting* some facts for money
@@tophiphi So he spent 10 dollars... OR DID HE??
*shows a menorah*
"Okay, now we got something that looks pretty dang human"
I've been inside Vsauce, and it felt like I was curious for more.
Getting more and more convinced that Michael indeed is HowToBasic.
Nice reference
He's getting more insane by each new video.
Sorry mate. Look up “howtobasic chris smith”. ruclips.net/video/jmU5-ZzNMLQ/видео.html
@First name Last name how to basic's face reveal, he said that he's actually Vsauce
genuinely
The longer his beard grows, the crazier he gets
stronger*
like an anime character but facial hair
VendorMC Reminds me of many other great scientists
I find this true of most men.
he's going back to his roots. Michael made some strange videos back before vsauce.
*Legend has it that people sacrifice the hair on their head to gain powers.*
It started buffering after, "...you will eventually emerge out my..."
the most infamous phrase oh the 21st century:
“Or are they?”
*followed by keyboard*
Everyone: michael’s back!!
Michael: Or am I?
*CUE THE MUSIC*
HES BACK
Moon Men by Jake Chudnow
lol
*takes donut from the toilet
*gets it near his head
"oh no you won't..."
*starts talking
"phew, he didn't"
*takes a bite
"AAAAAAAAAAA"
Then i though top end would bbe dry, Then it driipa toilet water !!
I think he edited the video, and bit a donut he just soaked in tap water
Fun fact toilet water is the same water that comes out your tap! So it is in fact just as safe (given your toilet is sufficiently clean)
@@pirateskull1819 Yeah no $hit dude the problem is clearly with the toilet isn't it :p
Pirateskull unless you havent... flushed yet
POV you searched this 💀
In this video, Michael discusses in full whether or not a hole is still a hole after you stretch it out.
“Hey! Vsauce, Michael here.”
*Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.*
Except in your nightmares...
".ereh leahciM ,ecuasV !yeH"
when i saw the donut, my brain was like:
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
and then, what had to happen, happened.
he ate the donut
Same, as soon as i saw it i knew... but i still wasn't ready 😂
i feel dead inside now
It was probably just a bucket or something with clean water in it, with a toilet seat on top of it. Not that hard to do.. and he could just spit it out afterwards if he wanted.
@@I_am_a_cat_ well if you go in the slowest playback speed you'll notice that it is not a toilet in deed.. thank god
@@I_am_a_cat_ You mean he didn't eat from the toilet water with his poop in it ??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe the real holes are the friends we made along the way
This is so creative... massive respect!
How Many Holes Does a Human Have?
"Holes don't even eixst"
Mmm, yeah, that's some tasty Vsauce right there
He is alive!
“An excellent comment”
Don't eat the toilet donut, DON'T EAT THE TOILET DONUT-
he ate the toilet donut
vsauce: They call me a mad man
@Shawn 824 or did he...
I hated how he ate it I’m unaubing
I like to think the water was actually glaze and he just ate a normal donut
probably just a bucket he put the camera in
i literally just saw a short today captioned “vsauces weirdest intro” and now 5 hours later i just barely chose to start watching this and its this intro. i love it
still watching this 3 years ago right before new years
Vsuace never changes.
The longer his beard gets, the less sane he is
long beard = smol brain, big pp. baby face = big brain, smol pp. which do you choose.
Legend Slayer y
Is that a dont starve reference
Legend Slayer brain over any thing.
Lmfao
I swear he lost his sanity after doing the isolation chamber and we’re just watching him slowly descend
You think this man was ever sane to begin with?!?
@@PhoenixAce he is saner than most of us :)
hypersane infact, not hyposane
He bounced back
that is the price of god like knowledge.
This video will turn 4 years old tomorrow.
"But is we accept a minimum hole size"💀💀💀💀
everybody gangsta until Micheal says
'Or are they?' *music starts playing*
269 likes
NICE
Yep he gets
"Do you take this man to be your husband"
Woman: "Yes!"
"Do you take this woman to be your wife"
Michael:"Yes
...or do I?"
bayden lit **organ player at the church begins Vsauce music**
_“Theoretically, I am taking her as my wife, but really, there is no proper movement that suggests this...”_
how do you make your words slanted?
bayden lit use the underscore around the writing
@@larawabsie _thanks_
I can't sleep at night not knowing how many holes I have.
*someone dirty talking*
“Oh yeah your loose constellation of atoms and molecules is so hot”
This is one of the most cursed intros in vsause history
Therefore the best
it just kept getting more cursed as it continued
youtube**
*toilet donut intensifies*
Everyone: Michael is back.
Michael: Human body is a seven holed donut.
Thanks for this, I couldn't hear it because I am blind
😂😂
Just a normal video
That part in the video where everything that was talked about so far starts to connect and make sense and then everything clicks into place is why I love Vsauce.
For as much budget that Mind Field has, it never blew my mind as much as a good ol' Vsauce video. Same goes with DONG; those were never like Vsauce videos.
Yum
“He just has a separate water bowl” “he just has a separate water bowl”
“Aaaaah he just ate a toilet donut”
This man has unlocked 210% of his brain.... He knows to much.
Vsauce 2012: Explaining intruiging science concepts
Vsauce 2020: Almost the same except Michael does some questionably insane shit during the video
And I love it.
Hjakakkal . ruclips.net/video/iW-aOvyO91M_/видео.html
It's not questionable
Well that's not new for 2020, he always did in dong and even in the old vsaucr videos
I'm glad he does it, it gets more people interested in his videos, and more importantly, science
"Not all holes are equal"
No truer words have ever been spoken
How so cuz i dont get it 🤔🤔🤔
@@lisatrappedmeinygsbasement848 if you dont get it then you're too young to be on youtube lmao
does liking FFDP make me a military wife help lmao if you get fooled for this obviously you aren't allowed to stay up this late.
"now we're really stretching the use of the word hole"
@Mustafa Luebeck Big brain time
I was definitely expecting that intro.☺
was contemplating how few holes i actually had until the end came and my 10 piercings pulled through
Michael is about to be a Dad. Imagine how many questions her daughter is going to come up with that will eventually become videos.
Lit vid
ruclips.net/video/iW-aOvyO91M/видео.html lit
I look forward to that.
_her_ daughter?
When did Michael transition?
Eren Taşkın stop fucking self advertising.
This is one of the most unhinged yet fascinating videos I think I’ve ever watched
Right as you hear his music, you know something is gonna happen
"How many holes doas a human have?"
"Holes might not even exist"
or DO THEY!?
Well I dont know how about draw 2 cards then find out hey that's banned
lol read it right as he said it
I count 4 for male 5 for waman
Actually no its way more
Everytime Michael says "or is it?" he adds another 10 minutes to the video.
Lmao its gets u hooked though
Or does he?
🤣🤣
Don't forget the raised eyebrow `,: |
18:50 he doesnt
Language in Thought and Action is an incredible read when it comes to words and their “meanings”
That toilet donut should be an scp. It feels wrong not to include it.
"Hey Vsauce, Michael here."
Ahh to hear those words again!
Yes
its so good to hear it again
Ah hell yea
Everybody's a gansta until vsauce music starts playing in 2020
Ikr
I genuinely believe that Michael has gotten crazier ever since he isolated himself in that white room for several days.
If he hadn't been perfectly rational through 3 seasons of Mind Field, I'd worry his insanity is being exploited for money by some puppetmaster.
Hes back tho
Yes
Lol yes
Imagine walking up to that door and hearing this dialogue
I was today years old when I found out that tears can come out of your nose
"Holes might not even exist"
MOM, HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!
Underrated comment
I’m the 70th like
Haha 😄
@@Kai-yaam and somehow I'm the 700th like
@@saurabhjadhav7656 well isn’t that cool?
*_"...The king is back, Looking to regain his throne."_*
EduardoVergadura 00 And then pull a doughnut out of the throne and eat it
Yes lmao
he won it back with the first 4 seconds of this video....
Money has burnt a hole in Vsauce pocket so he had to come back to RUclips.
*_"... And he is surprisingly succeeding..."_*
Very holesome video, thanks for sharing!
"How many holes does a donut have?" Not enough. Not enough vsauce.
"If there is a hole, I will find it."
-Zeus
I would like but it's too perfect
@@pithepieoverlord4861 still going strong
No wonder trap exist. Even males can be pleasured by zeus himself. Man's gonna spread his seeds.
*-critikal
"if there's a hole, there's a goal..."
"Your body isn't a donut, it's a bodysuit for a spider." That has to be the most disturbing sentence I've ever heard on RUclips.
Welcome to the rest of your life... Enjoy the generation.
cresun the high of Methamphetamine is said to be the best feeling a human can physically endure. At that moment, the first hit of the meth pipe, you have peaked. Anyways I say this because after hearing this I have felt that high. I have peaked.
Now thats just a straight fact my friend nothing disturbing about that
Do spiders have 7 or 8 legs, how about how many holes has a spider.
the jeans image was terrifying.
13:00 I was going to fold it perpendicular to the way you did, forming a more complicated hole of holes.
i was eating while the intro was playing. Thanks micheal.
Vsauce: *explains and lists all of the holes in a human body*
Hentai producers: write that down! write that down!
Underrated
😂😂😂
make this top comment!
Kinky porn producers: this is where the fun begins
The women: I'm boutta end my own career
lol
Welp, not even a few seconds in and he’s officially lost his mind.
Edit: ah who am I kidding. He lost his mind ever since he grew that beard of his
My girlfriend has 3 Holes
Focus on the content
All youtubers that groe beards go crazy. And that’s a fact
ya he is getting close to going full hipster, never go full hipster
@@TheOkie13 Haha I read your comment with Sergeant Lincoln Osiris's voice, never fails to make me laugh !
All holes are equal, but some holes are more equal than others
with the cup bowl plate thing I think that the opening has to be smaller than the actual object
Everyone gansta,till Michael says
"Or is it"
Underrated asf😂😂
@@trxgedy7090 bruh, you right
Straight facts or is it?
@@trxgedy7090 or is it?
Or are they?
This was the most cursed Vsauce intro I've ever seen.
This was the most cursed Vsauce intro I've ever seen *so far*
I hope someone edits it so that when the camera goes in his mouth it's like when you die in Death Stranding and you go in Norman Reedus' mouth to get a thumbs up from a baby and come back out in the real world. Yeah.
@Máté Antal someone edit it so it has the “so your finally awake” or “you died” from dark souls.
Or is it?
watch videos he made earlier back. Shit had barbie in it
It really made me laugh (the transformation of the idea of hole from the jar to the bowl)😂😂😂😅😅😅