cresun the high of Methamphetamine is said to be the best feeling a human can physically endure. At that moment, the first hit of the meth pipe, you have peaked. Anyways I say this because after hearing this I have felt that high. I have peaked.
@@HotTakeAndy sounds like something that would've done as some old medical remedy lol. either that or some weird vampire believers thinking it's a good way to keep them away
Does anyone remember when that youtuber asked Michael 'tits or ass?' out of nowhere and Michael.exe stopped working? My man is so innocent, I feel for him XD
“Don’t take a bite out of the donut, don’t take a bite out of the donut, don’t take a bite out of the donut, don’t- GOD HE TOOK A BITE OUT OF THE DONUT”
1. What would make someone consider eating a donut soaked in toilet water? 2. How would toilet water affect the taste of a donut? 3. Are there any health risks associated with consuming a donut soaked in toilet water? 4. What are the psychological effects of eating a donut soaked in toilet water? 5. How does toilet water alter the texture of a donut? 6. Would you still recognize the flavor of the donut after it’s soaked in toilet water? 7. Can toilet water change the color of a donut? 8. How long does a donut need to be soaked in toilet water to absorb its flavor? 9. What types of bacteria might be present in toilet water that soaks into a donut? 10. How would you disinfect a donut soaked in toilet water? 11. Can any part of the donut be salvaged after being soaked in toilet water? 12. Would different types of donuts (glazed, jelly-filled, etc.) react differently to being soaked in toilet water? 13. How would the smell of a donut change after being soaked in toilet water? 14. Could toilet water-soaked donuts be used as a form of punishment or challenge? 15. What experiments could be conducted to analyze the effects of toilet water on donuts? 16. How quickly would a donut disintegrate if soaked in toilet water for an extended period? 17. Would a donut soaked in toilet water become more or less dense? 18. What social or cultural taboos are associated with consuming food that has been in contact with toilet water? 19. How would soaking a donut in toilet water impact its nutritional content? 20. What are the potential consequences of serving someone a donut soaked in toilet water without their knowledge? 21. Is there any way to reverse the effects of soaking a donut in toilet water? 22. What flavors or scents could mask the toilet water in a soaked donut? 23. How would a toilet water-soaked donut be perceived in different cultures? 24. Could toilet water-soaked donuts become a viral internet challenge? 25. How might a prank involving toilet water-soaked donuts play out? 26. What could be done to make a toilet water-soaked donut safe for consumption? 27. How would a gourmet chef react to the idea of a toilet water-soaked donut? 28. What are the ethical implications of feeding someone a donut soaked in toilet water? 29. How might a child react to being offered a toilet water-soaked donut? 30. Could toilet water-soaked donuts be a metaphor for something else in literature or art? 31. What are the legal consequences of serving someone a toilet water-soaked donut? 32. How would a donut soaked in toilet water compare to one soaked in tap water in terms of taste and texture? 33. Would it be possible to tell if a donut was soaked in toilet water just by looking at it? 34. How would different types of toilet water (public, private, etc.) affect a donut differently? 35. What is the history behind using toilet water in food-related pranks? 36. How would you test for the presence of toilet water in a donut scientifically? 37. Would the type of toilet (e.g., clean vs. dirty) make a difference in how a donut is affected? 38. Could toilet water-soaked donuts have any role in a horror or comedy film? 39. How would a person’s perception of cleanliness affect their willingness to eat a toilet water-soaked donut? 40. How does the idea of a toilet water-soaked donut challenge traditional notions of food safety? 41. What would be the psychological impact of seeing someone else eat a toilet water-soaked donut? 42. Could soaking a donut in toilet water be part of a science experiment to study bacteria growth? 43. What methods could be used to purify a donut after it’s been soaked in toilet water? 44. How would a donut factory handle a contamination event involving toilet water? 45. What would happen if you dried out a toilet water-soaked donut and tried to eat it? 46. Would a donut soaked in toilet water be more prone to mold or spoilage? 47. How might the texture of a toilet water-soaked donut change after being frozen? 48. Could a donut soaked in toilet water still be used as a prop in a movie or commercial? 49. How would a donut soaked in toilet water affect the health of someone with a compromised immune system? 50. Could a donut soaked in toilet water be a plot point in a novel or short story?
Answer to 25: the prankster could hide the Toilett Donut inside a box with regular donuts and offer it to a group of people, then laught at the one who grabs the wet donut. Wanna sext?
would it be crazy to start a chain answering these questions? I'll start. 1: They might not know that it is a toilet donut, or they might just be literally starving. These are merely two examples. There are more, but I do not want to go there.
The best case scenario is he ate a clean wet donut that didnt actually go in the toilet (like in a cup beside the camera). But either way he ate a wet donut and that's just gross haha
Cashier: "That'll be one dollar please." Michael: "Here's four quarters. That makes a dollar.." Cashier: "Okay." Michael: "....OR DOES IT?" Cashier: "Please, God no....."
But it only has 8 holes, so there is no opening for the head :( Let's use it as a bodysuit for an ant, so theres 6 legs, 1 head and I'll throw in a hole for bodily waste purposes.
After watching this and having taken in the information, I have fully accepted that holes are a mental construct without an objective definition. Once again, thank you Michael, for making us all question reality itself more than we probably have to
i haven’t been able to stop thinking about those eye holes. genuinely been hours after i watched this video, and i am so utterly freaked out and fascinated by my own body
You touched on a lot of quite difficult pure maths (surjectivtity and infectivity, functions pre-images, set theory, topology) and yet made it accessible to anyone regardless of their exposure to pure maths. This is what RUclips and teaching should be all about. Great video
Fun fact: pregnant women at the end of the second trimester have 7 accessory through holes, making babies have a grand total of 8 through holes before birth or being excised like tumors in c sections.
when i saw the donut, my brain was like: dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut and then, what had to happen, happened. he ate the donut
It was probably just a bucket or something with clean water in it, with a toilet seat on top of it. Not that hard to do.. and he could just spit it out afterwards if he wanted.
I bet he bullshitted his way through his high school essays... Given my experience with high school essays I would say that his teachers would've given him pretty bad grades for going off subject so many times.
Michael: * makes any kind of summarizing statement * Also Michael: *Or is it?* He does that three times only in this video. Four times if you count the "are they actually holes?" at 3:20
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That intro is everything I didn't know I needed
such an annoying kissass
@@thedude8231 ikr
Dolan Darker are you god?
@@thedude8231 oh yes apologies for being a Vsauce fan
@@thedude8231 ...
“You are just a bunch of meat packed around the central hole.”
Best insult ever heard
"or are you?"
or is it?
I'm certainly recycling that insult.
That's exactly what I am.....no more...no less.
Indeed and Trump loves to grab that hole anytime. 🤣😂
I was not prepared for how disturbing the toilet doughnut was going to get.
Rico Reyes ikr, I had to pause and think about wat just happened
I never knew how much water a doughnut could hold, but I'm better off knowing now
I knew he was going to bite it. I doubt it was actually in the toilet though, probably in a bowl of water he placed in there or something
100%
Bruh wtf is this man doing with himself!!!!???? Like ew no
0:45 saw that coming and still didn't like it
xd
😂😂😂 🍩 💧
Yep… sent a voice recording to my friend saying “NO VSAUCE DONT EAT THE FUCKING TOILET DOUGHNUT” followed by “he ate the fucking doughnut…”
I came here to say THOSE EXACT WORDS holy shit😂😂
I expected it to happen sooner
me: *sees title* how is this going to be 20 minutes?
Michael: holes do not exist
me: ohhhhh
Queue vsauce music
OR DO THEY?
* vsauce music starts playing
i legit just laughed at your comment bro 😂
😂😂😂
Have me there like “I knew it!!!” when I really don’t know where tf he’s going with this
"Not all holes are equal"
No truer words have ever been spoken
How so cuz i dont get it 🤔🤔🤔
@@lisatrappedmeinygsbasement848 if you dont get it then you're too young to be on youtube lmao
does liking FFDP make me a military wife help lmao if you get fooled for this obviously you aren't allowed to stay up this late.
"now we're really stretching the use of the word hole"
@Mustafa Luebeck Big brain time
Plato: A human is a featherless biped
Aristotle: A human is a rational animal
Michael: A human is a seven-holed donut
BEHOLD A MAN
8 for some
Amazing comment
Horns holding hellishly hot houndini's I’m assuming you mean by some the female, women have same amount of holes as men
Espi0nageNinja not exactly buddy we would have 8
Do not eat the donut do not eat the donut 0:21
He ate it 0:46
@@SofianosArvanitisdamn☹️
I genuinely believe that Michael has gotten crazier ever since he isolated himself in that white room for several days.
If he hadn't been perfectly rational through 3 seasons of Mind Field, I'd worry his insanity is being exploited for money by some puppetmaster.
Hes back tho
Yes
Lol yes
Imagine walking up to that door and hearing this dialogue
Getting more and more convinced that Michael indeed is HowToBasic.
Nice reference
He's getting more insane by each new video.
Sorry mate. Look up “howtobasic chris smith”. ruclips.net/video/jmU5-ZzNMLQ/видео.html
@First name Last name how to basic's face reveal, he said that he's actually Vsauce
genuinely
Psychiatrist: tell me more about you.
Me: I'm a seven hole doughnut
A bodysuit for a spider*
Davide Rignani Lolli
Hell yeah
Here you go 667 likes
Why do I hear Rick’s voice?
Actually 10 two nippels belly button your face and both ends under your leg
“He just has a separate water bowl” “he just has a separate water bowl”
“Aaaaah he just ate a toilet donut”
Lol
"Your body isn't a donut, it's a bodysuit for a spider." That has to be the most disturbing sentence I've ever heard on RUclips.
cresun the high of Methamphetamine is said to be the best feeling a human can physically endure. At that moment, the first hit of the meth pipe, you have peaked. Anyways I say this because after hearing this I have felt that high. I have peaked.
Now thats just a straight fact my friend nothing disturbing about that
Do spiders have 7 or 8 legs, how about how many holes has a spider.
the jeans image was terrifying.
"Your body isn't a doughnut, It's a bodysuit for a spider."
*And i now conclude after ten whole years, Michal has officially lost it.*
The context makes him sound even more insane
Maybe we all are spider man!
ten HOLE years ;D
Eat your cereal
Look on ding, he’s been losing it for ages.
"Oh wow, these seems like a cool vid-" Michael: holes don't exist
The universe re-imagines itself according to this guy's non-sequiturs. He is: The Mandela Effect.
@@Thallod but is it really? Is the mandela effect even real?
The entire universe is just a hole with bits of galaxy floating around in it.
the most infamous phrase oh the 21st century:
“Or are they?”
*followed by keyboard*
“Your body is a bodysuit for a spider”
I know some people that would have nightmares for weeks if you told them that, Michael
It looked like a Menorah to me xD
I’m so glad you didn’t tell me. I would have nightmares for weeks!
thank you, stranger.
10:02 thank me later ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Well, thanks for the nightmares
He got his password back, but not his sanity.
Did he ever?
And we are fine with it, aren't we?
Who needs sanity when you have answers
@᪶ ᪶ or was it Ayahuasca?
@᪶ ᪶
Or did it?
Imagine if a stranger asked him how many holes a human body has and he starts explaining this
I hope that happens
"You got 22 mins?".
*Hi vsauce , michael here!""
"Sir this is a Wendy's"
Omg just imagine! Imagine. Imagine......
first person to fall asleep at the sleepover is gonna get garlic rubbed on their foot
thanks for the idea
😈😈
first person to fall asleep at the sleepover will have to eat a donut out of a toilet
I want to know who did that, or thought to do that. 😂
@@HotTakeAndy sounds like something that would've done as some old medical remedy lol. either that or some weird vampire believers thinking it's a good way to keep them away
Michael is about to be a Dad. Imagine how many questions her daughter is going to come up with that will eventually become videos.
Lit vid
ruclips.net/video/iW-aOvyO91M/видео.html lit
I look forward to that.
_her_ daughter?
When did Michael transition?
Eren Taşkın stop fucking self advertising.
"Your body isn't a donut, it's a bodysuit for a spider"
That's going on Vsauce out of context for sure.
Cause him saying come on in and voring the camera isn't
And 10:00
9:55 too
@@siverthekkelstrand7685 that at 10:00 is even better that slapping the solid steel ball!
@@CallMeJeffrey ah yes, free internet points
That feel when you realize Michael is back at it again with his insanely entertaining educational videos
I missed them
Indeed
Or is he?
and somehow disturbing
Does anyone remember when that youtuber asked Michael 'tits or ass?' out of nowhere and Michael.exe stopped working? My man is so innocent, I feel for him XD
5:48 "from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king "💀☠️
that’s exactly what i was thinking when he said that i started laughing and then i saw your comment🤣🤣
“Don’t take a bite out of the donut, don’t take a bite out of the donut, don’t take a bite out of the donut, don’t- GOD HE TOOK A BITE OUT OF THE DONUT”
One of the most artistically appetizing moments in youtube history.
idk probably it isn't a real toilet. Still it's a soggy 🍩🤢
@@wasifzakwan8722 They gave him a new dougnut soaked in tapwater or something.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@@MegaMementoMori probably a bowl of water floating in the throne, just below the gopro
How Many Holes Does a Human Have?
"Holes don't even eixst"
Mmm, yeah, that's some tasty Vsauce right there
He is alive!
“An excellent comment”
Everytime Michael says "or is it?" he adds another 10 minutes to the video.
Or does he?
🤣🤣
Don't forget the raised eyebrow `,: |
18:50 he doesnt
@@АлмазШагиев-ш8н 😆
1. What would make someone consider eating a donut soaked in toilet water?
2. How would toilet water affect the taste of a donut?
3. Are there any health risks associated with consuming a donut soaked in toilet water?
4. What are the psychological effects of eating a donut soaked in toilet water?
5. How does toilet water alter the texture of a donut?
6. Would you still recognize the flavor of the donut after it’s soaked in toilet water?
7. Can toilet water change the color of a donut?
8. How long does a donut need to be soaked in toilet water to absorb its flavor?
9. What types of bacteria might be present in toilet water that soaks into a donut?
10. How would you disinfect a donut soaked in toilet water?
11. Can any part of the donut be salvaged after being soaked in toilet water?
12. Would different types of donuts (glazed, jelly-filled, etc.) react differently to being soaked in toilet water?
13. How would the smell of a donut change after being soaked in toilet water?
14. Could toilet water-soaked donuts be used as a form of punishment or challenge?
15. What experiments could be conducted to analyze the effects of toilet water on donuts?
16. How quickly would a donut disintegrate if soaked in toilet water for an extended period?
17. Would a donut soaked in toilet water become more or less dense?
18. What social or cultural taboos are associated with consuming food that has been in contact with toilet water?
19. How would soaking a donut in toilet water impact its nutritional content?
20. What are the potential consequences of serving someone a donut soaked in toilet water without their knowledge?
21. Is there any way to reverse the effects of soaking a donut in toilet water?
22. What flavors or scents could mask the toilet water in a soaked donut?
23. How would a toilet water-soaked donut be perceived in different cultures?
24. Could toilet water-soaked donuts become a viral internet challenge?
25. How might a prank involving toilet water-soaked donuts play out?
26. What could be done to make a toilet water-soaked donut safe for consumption?
27. How would a gourmet chef react to the idea of a toilet water-soaked donut?
28. What are the ethical implications of feeding someone a donut soaked in toilet water?
29. How might a child react to being offered a toilet water-soaked donut?
30. Could toilet water-soaked donuts be a metaphor for something else in literature or art?
31. What are the legal consequences of serving someone a toilet water-soaked donut?
32. How would a donut soaked in toilet water compare to one soaked in tap water in terms of taste and texture?
33. Would it be possible to tell if a donut was soaked in toilet water just by looking at it?
34. How would different types of toilet water (public, private, etc.) affect a donut differently?
35. What is the history behind using toilet water in food-related pranks?
36. How would you test for the presence of toilet water in a donut scientifically?
37. Would the type of toilet (e.g., clean vs. dirty) make a difference in how a donut is affected?
38. Could toilet water-soaked donuts have any role in a horror or comedy film?
39. How would a person’s perception of cleanliness affect their willingness to eat a toilet water-soaked donut?
40. How does the idea of a toilet water-soaked donut challenge traditional notions of food safety?
41. What would be the psychological impact of seeing someone else eat a toilet water-soaked donut?
42. Could soaking a donut in toilet water be part of a science experiment to study bacteria growth?
43. What methods could be used to purify a donut after it’s been soaked in toilet water?
44. How would a donut factory handle a contamination event involving toilet water?
45. What would happen if you dried out a toilet water-soaked donut and tried to eat it?
46. Would a donut soaked in toilet water be more prone to mold or spoilage?
47. How might the texture of a toilet water-soaked donut change after being frozen?
48. Could a donut soaked in toilet water still be used as a prop in a movie or commercial?
49. How would a donut soaked in toilet water affect the health of someone with a compromised immune system?
50. Could a donut soaked in toilet water be a plot point in a novel or short story?
Now you're asking the right questions. All 50 of them, that is.
Answer to 25: the prankster could hide the Toilett Donut inside a box with regular donuts and offer it to a group of people, then laught at the one who grabs the wet donut. Wanna sext?
Number 41:
Severe
would it be crazy to start a chain answering these questions? I'll start. 1: They might not know that it is a toilet donut, or they might just be literally starving. These are merely two examples. There are more, but I do not want to go there.
I assume there was a seperate pot of water he placed in the toilet
Michael: How many holes are in a human body?
Also Michael: Doesn’t matter, holes don’t exist
Humans are sponges of atoms
Or you know
*M E A T S P O N G E*
ruclips.net/video/iW-aOvyO91M/видео.html u don't know this
Me: How uncomfortable can a RUclips video get without being striked?
Vsauce: He, he, he...
after this video about holes porn got a *hole* new meaning
He has a channel that used to be called dong
W..W..Why is he stuttering?
Spider videos were they rip apart males
Alternative title: Lost? How to find your butt
Me: Why is VSauce not posting?
Michael(raises eyebrow): Or are we
Are We Alone *vsauce music plays”
Michael: what is posting? is there posting?
hey vsauce, Michael here. I dont post. but what is post? well in 1789 etc.
he posts on d!ng
CL Rice he uploaded on the main channel 3 months ago. D!ng hasn’t uploaded in 6 months. Lmao
0:50 that "HALF" was angelic
“Hey! Vsauce, Michael here.”
*Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.*
Except in your nightmares...
".ereh leahciM ,ecuasV !yeH"
Michael, pulling out a knife:
How Many Holes Can a Human Have?
new joker?
Probably 28
uhhh
420
@@waterbottle5367 28 STAB WOUNDS, YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE HUH
Michael: "You know what a hole is? It's a word. Holes might not even exist."
me: "he has truly returned"
Ahole
I really missed this vsauce
We truly live in the best timeline
Or has he?
lol
5:48 "From the here, to the glass, to the bowl, to the plate" 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
very glad I wasn't the only one who thought this
"Where's my hole?"
Michael: remembers Vsauce password
Michael 10 seconds later: holes.
@a regular guy who is a gamer dont worry im currently refreshing it and boii its gettin 5-10 like per second...😂
that’s genius
"Your body isn't a donut, it's a body suit for a spider."
Dude I honestly didn't think I'd ever get here without drugs but here I am.
Bummer!
My mind is bigobobbled
voidmanagment- That's why prisoners are given quarantine and not drugs
You have 666 likes I don't wanna ruin it
good job, now you can start doing drugs
Video title: How Many Holes Does A Human Have?
4 minutes in, Michael: HOLES MIGHT NOT EVEN EXIST
Joyce Ong 😂😂😂 thats “hey vsauce micheal here “for ya
I'm currently doubting the meaning of everything
I mean holes don’t exist
That’s why they exist
Thick of it but VSauce made it
"From the jar, to the glass, to the bowl, to the plate, where's my hole, that's my bowl, always questions when i mold"
i realized it as well🤣
“Don’t eat the toilet doughnut don’t ea... ahhhh nooo he ate the toilet doughnut
The best case scenario is he ate a clean wet donut that didnt actually go in the toilet (like in a cup beside the camera). But either way he ate a wet donut and that's just gross haha
I'm hoping it was from a bowl of water, and not a toilet bowl. either way. unnecessary
@@failsaferecords Bruh it's not toilet water.
Just imagine yourself in his place, where would you put the donut?
C Dykhuizen everything you say for now in will be a continuous quote.
I know it's a camera trick, but GAH!
I swear he lost his sanity after doing the isolation chamber and we’re just watching him slowly descend
You think this man was ever sane to begin with?!?
@@PhoenixAce he is saner than most of us :)
hypersane infact, not hyposane
He bounced back
that is the price of god like knowledge.
Everyone watching the video: don’t eat that donut
Michael: nom nom nom
really hope it wasn't actually toilet or at least he had a secondary container in that toilet
BrenRadNeo probably not it’s Michael we talking bout
@@Stray0 to be fair, toilet water is quite clean in the us
Yuuuuck
I wouldn't even eat a donut that's been sitting in 100% clean water.
That's only because I respect donuts too much.
Eating toilet doughnuts is unneccesary. That's a sentence I never thought I'd need to write.
🍩 💧 😅
Vsauce 2012: Explaining intruiging science concepts
Vsauce 2020: Almost the same except Michael does some questionably insane shit during the video
And I love it.
Hjakakkal . ruclips.net/video/iW-aOvyO91M_/видео.html
It's not questionable
Well that's not new for 2020, he always did in dong and even in the old vsaucr videos
I'm glad he does it, it gets more people interested in his videos, and more importantly, science
"Holes might not even exist"
MOM, HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!
Underrated comment
I’m the 70th like
Haha 😄
@@Kai-yaam and somehow I'm the 700th like
@@saurabhjadhav7656 well isn’t that cool?
Cashier: "That'll be one dollar please."
Michael: "Here's four quarters. That makes a dollar.."
Cashier: "Okay."
Michael: "....OR DOES IT?"
Cashier: "Please, God no....."
Not again this is the 10th time this day
@@tophiphi So underrated comment
Oml I am done xD
@@Bran_Flakesx7 *spitting* some facts for money
@@tophiphi So he spent 10 dollars... OR DID HE??
10:01 Vsauce???????
Michael, mmmm, here
The longer his beard grows, the crazier he gets
stronger*
like an anime character but facial hair
VendorMC Reminds me of many other great scientists
I find this true of most men.
he's going back to his roots. Michael made some strange videos back before vsauce.
*Legend has it that people sacrifice the hair on their head to gain powers.*
I love how when he says "or are they?" The same tune plays in the back
Like in 10 years it hasnt changed one bit
FINisher 42 i don’t speak burger 🍔🍔🍔🍟🍟🍟 🇺🇸
@@laycentre8321 what's that supposed to mean?
andyr roopram was he means american english, cause most americans are obese and yeah
I'm still confused why someone commented that
I know right. What is that song and how did they make that lol??
"Your body isn't a doughnut, it's a bodysuit for a spider"
That's exactly the type of thing I want to hear when I open a Vsauce video
But it only has 8 holes, so there is no opening for the head :( Let's use it as a bodysuit for an ant, so theres 6 legs, 1 head and I'll throw in a hole for bodily waste purposes.
More like a Jellyfish Piloting a MeatSuit Gundam.
Which is in the Shape of a Menorah. @18:15
Our body is a seven-holed-doughnut
@@thulyblu5486
Exactly. This was triggering me big time.
I rubbed fresh garlic on my foot and the only thing I got was a divorce
the fact that no one is talking about the intro has me concerned as to what the rest of the video is
Omg this killed me😂😂😂
Litterally every comment is about the intro
the thing is, i think Michael would probably do that whether it was clean or not xd
edit: as long as it was for a video...
I just paused the thing and I'm too afraid to watch the rest of it
Lol exact same with me
This is one of the most cursed intros in vsause history
Therefore the best
it just kept getting more cursed as it continued
youtube**
*toilet donut intensifies*
he was let out of the basement, finally, and hes more insane than ever.
If you had a chance to check out some Mind Field episodes, you know it couldn't be otherwise
Juhozel He basically turned into Vsauce without context with context
Yikes
That’s just how it should be.
After watching this and having taken in the information, I have fully accepted that holes are a mental construct without an objective definition. Once again, thank you Michael, for making us all question reality itself more than we probably have to
Everyone gansta,till Michael says
"Or is it"
Underrated asf😂😂
@@jsstt bruh, you right
Straight facts or is it?
@@jsstt or is it?
Or are they?
Micheal in 2013: You are the center of the universe
Micheal in 2020: You are a hole
Woah
At least 7 holes, actually
you spelled his name wrong :(
ffs get his name right
Thanks for the likes!, of you want to know what video I was referring to it is “Travel Inside a Black Hole”.
Also, my bad I got his name wrong 😬
everybody gangsta until Micheal says
'Or are they?' *music starts playing*
269 likes
NICE
Yep he gets
4:42 Skeleton skull fits perfectly through the jar!
Ya
“Your body isn’t a donut; it’s a body suit for a spider.”
- Micheal Stevens
Jack Brand ruclips.net/video/XfEhOAEiG-8/видео.html
Вогарон
Oh my god, someone else who actually uses semi-colons! Brethren!
Beans its a lost art
Vsauce: *explains and lists all of the holes in a human body*
Hentai producers: write that down! write that down!
Underrated
😂😂😂
make this top comment!
Kinky porn producers: this is where the fun begins
The women: I'm boutta end my own career
lol
Why does vsauce look like a scientist who got fired for having fun on the computers
Maybe he is...
He probably was
Thats because he is.
Terra DieCasts he looks your weird uncle who tells you trivia facts
Vsauce said this video is nice
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i haven’t been able to stop thinking about those eye holes. genuinely been hours after i watched this video, and i am so utterly freaked out and fascinated by my own body
In this episode Michael gets a Hobo beard and eats donuts out of a toilet.
Genius
He's bad this beard for a long time now
then proceeds to call holes parasites
thanks for the spoiler :( :,(((((((((
Jonathan Guzman now this is science beyond normal understanding. He’s clearly become a being who’s transcended upon this world
I can't believe we just got vored...
Michael is stronger than he's ever been.
All because we let him
What does vore mean
@@Jo_Es_Chess_Channel here is the definition ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
@@Jo_Es_Chess_Channel dont ask
you really dont want to know
@@nuttbag6658 you cant rickroll me my brain remembers good try
*_"...The king is back, Looking to regain his throne."_*
EduardoVergadura 00 And then pull a doughnut out of the throne and eat it
Yes lmao
he won it back with the first 4 seconds of this video....
Money has burnt a hole in Vsauce pocket so he had to come back to RUclips.
*_"... And he is surprisingly succeeding..."_*
You touched on a lot of quite difficult pure maths (surjectivtity and infectivity, functions pre-images, set theory, topology) and yet made it accessible to anyone regardless of their exposure to pure maths. This is what RUclips and teaching should be all about. Great video
"Hey Vsauce, Michael here."
Ahh to hear those words again!
Yes
its so good to hear it again
Ah hell yea
Everybody's a gansta until vsauce music starts playing in 2020
Ikr
Me: "Oh man, I wish there was new Vsauce content."
Michael: *eats toilet donut*
i was eating my food when watched that part
Or does he?
Be careful what wish for you might get toilet donuts
D':
unnecessary toilet donut eating :'(
"Not all holes are equal" - wise words Michael, wise words...
Ah, da butt, truely an exquisite element of the universe.
Kolano Pigmeja they all do the job
Boglenight DOMICS
Fun fact: pregnant women at the end of the second trimester have 7 accessory through holes, making babies have a grand total of 8 through holes before birth or being excised like tumors in c sections.
Title: How many holes does a human have?
Vsauce: The holes might not even exist
Me: ok
what?
@kptins underrated reply
@kptins wait this isn't porn?
like number 700 *BOI*
Its exist
ruclips.net/video/K0TnGzvFDWE/видео.html
Everyone: michael’s back!!
Michael: Or am I?
*CUE THE MUSIC*
HES BACK
Moon Men by Jake Chudnow
lol
Me: Clicks on video to learn how much holes we have on our bodies
Vsauce: “do holes even exist”
My brain: *aight imma head out*
@Dylan Barry Your pfp says it all lmao
Same
Why does the next comment have a Simpsons pfp with that face as well?
@@nocamak1186 i disliked it
Eren Taşkın
Nobody cares about your video
But then how deep does a hole have to be to become a tunnel?
Me: walks into bathroom
Micheal: eating toilet doughnuts
Me: ...
Micheal: how many holes do you have?
HAHAHA thank you for this comment 😂😂
Oh My. Why do I read these comments?
*vsauce theme intensifies*
yes yes micheal
“How many holes does a human have?”
Vsauce: _proceeds to pull donut out of toilet then eats it_
W
ive just realized vsauce is just a real and smart shitpost
Yes
poopookaakaa donut
Is that why he claimed himself as HowToBasic??? 😅
He said "hole" so many times I'm not even sure it's a real word anymore.
im not even sure if holes are real, and just another human construct like time and money
jamais vu
@@krzywy8873 thank you, I never knew there was a real word for it, so I've always called it "sudden dyslexia"
@@thor-ericsson There's even a vsauce video on that.
I was sure "hole" is a real word until I saw this comment and kept saying "hole" in my mind. Now I'm not sure too.
I don’t know why or how I’ve been on RUclips this long and not seen this channel. Oh this is such a fun channel for students.
He peaked 8 years ago
when i saw the donut, my brain was like:
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
and then, what had to happen, happened.
he ate the donut
Same, as soon as i saw it i knew... but i still wasn't ready 😂
i feel dead inside now
It was probably just a bucket or something with clean water in it, with a toilet seat on top of it. Not that hard to do.. and he could just spit it out afterwards if he wanted.
@@I_am_a_cat_ well if you go in the slowest playback speed you'll notice that it is not a toilet in deed.. thank god
@@I_am_a_cat_ You mean he didn't eat from the toilet water with his poop in it ??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The 5 second rule doesn't work in the toilet
Michael: or does it
*Cue vsauce music*
He did do a video on the 5 second rule
Lmao
Michael is just having a contest against himself to see how crazy his videos can get.
Or is he?
Soggy toilet water donut
He's just trying to bait the out of context channels. If you think about it, they're good advertising.
There’s no way you’re an actual human
"The human body is not a donut"
I'm glad he cleared this up, I was confused af
It’s a seven holes donut actually.
Would of been delicious
We are actually pants
no its not that either its a bodysuit for a spider
*cough cough* kakyoin
"How many holes does the human body have?"
Michael: *eats toilet donut*
"Holes don't even exist."
Grossed me tf out
I just knew he was going to do that but I couldn't look away.
LOL
then starts talking about topology and big shit math
People talking about holes, the toilet donut, and his craziness.
Me: He just ate us and then pooped us out
And then ate the donut, which was right next to us. Very cool Michael
He frightens me.
Michael vores you [ASMR]
@@laurelalloro oh no
@@ziril3972 he frightens us all
"How many holes does a human body have?"
"At least seven"
"Do you know what hole really is?"
"It's a word"
thank you vsauce
Hansel wei
this is not a pipe
All words are made up.
But you're vsause
where is that in the video please set time mark (XX:XX)
Me: wanting to know how many holes we have
Vsause: "Holes might not even exist"
Me: *cries*
*you guys wont believe me but Vsauce commented on my new video. I'm so happy*
Riskyy stop lying for views. Reality check: it won’t make you famous 🙄
"could I go to the store and buy swiss cheese, and leave the holes at the store?"
@@riskyy2657 nice
“Your body isn’t a donut, it’s a body suit for a spider.” My life no longer has meaning.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I WANTED TO STAB A CHILD HEARING THAT
☻ h e i d i ☻ lmao
☻ h e i d i ☻ I’m a child keep away from me
Sarah Burgos I guess we’re all spiders then.
5:49 bro is not ksi
💀
Bro is not funny
@@krazykool4337 Bro took the time to scroll find my comment and reply to it 🙏😹
@@Swat-FN wdym? I didn't have to scroll at all to find your disaster of a comment.
@@krazykool4337 what 😹
It's alright, everyone, RUclips finally reset Michael's password
Wanted to give you a thumbs up but it's at 69.
@@as7river let's go for 420
Furunama XD ok, I did my part
@@furunamaxd oops 908 now
Yazarith ok, i did my part again
this guy would be good to waste time in school when the teacher asks him a question.
Computer Master he’ll stay after school and through summer break
Lol yeah his answer doesn't have an ending
Digging a hole without an end
I bet he bullshitted his way through his high school essays... Given my experience with high school essays I would say that his teachers would've given him pretty bad grades for going off subject so many times.
they would learn their lesson the first time and just avoid him completely.
"Why don't you go play with the neighbor's kid?"
The neighbor's kid: 10:01
oh god
Tru
He's a weeb?
@@nintvolet6405 ...no
@@Flanesgourmetsofiniel is he an anime girl?
I knew the donut bite was coming and it still freaked me out
Michael: * makes any kind of summarizing statement *
Also Michael: *Or is it?*
He does that three times only in this video. Four times if you count the "are they actually holes?" at 3:20
*thinking music plays*
It’s such a signature
Or are you?
Imagine Michael's wife saw him holding a donut talking to a toilet bowl
Buzz Lightyear
ruclips.net/video/iW-aOvyO91M/видео.html
bro no one cares that you attempted to self promote
FlyingChicken - Brawl Stars I reported him, he’s probably a bot
and then eat the toilet water donut
And then eating it 😂
*Michael Eats The Donut*
Me: That’s Disgusting.
Michael: But What Is Disgusting?
The next VSauce video! 🤗
lexie. gxcha why did I hear the music
Michael- Or is it?
Why is disgusting?
the whole intro I was on edge like "is he going to fucking eat that thing"
How is bro talking for 2 minutes straight without cutting anything 😅 bro is so good at what he talks about and hes good to talk in general 🔥🗿