My sister: *Rides on skateboard hoverboard thing that Pewds has While wearing a fedora* Me: ITS DAD EGBERT My sister: IM SO PROUD OF YOU. LETS GO TO THE KITCHEN *Rides into kitchen* WHERES THE CAKE?!???! Me: NO! ANYTHING BUT BETTY CROCKER!!!! My sister: I WILL DO WHAT I PLEASE I AM DAD EGBERT
When john put the survey corps jacket on, I thought of this: So, after everything is somehow magically sorted out in the Homestuck universe, TITANS START ATTACKING!! And John could be a titan shifter, but it would have to do with wind? I dunno
My inner Crossover-Fangirl side immediately kicked in when I saw John at 3:21 XD I'm just sitting at the table with my friend chicken and I almost choked on my laughter, with my cousin looking over my shoulder. My family stared at me like I was insane, and we both burst out in laughter as I screeched "ATTACK ON HOMESTUCK"
Oh em gee u guys are alive, i had thought I had subscribed too late and you guys no longer made videos. So glad you guys still do! :DDDDDDDDD LUV YOU GUYSSSSS
Here's a game to play while watching this video. DONT laugh nor smile while watching if you do laugh or smile splash cold cold cold water on you then continue watching if you do make it through the video without laughing or smiling you deserve a cookie.
Drunken Dadbert is the best
Yes he is
yes
yes
I cant stop laughing 😂 yes, he is 😂😂
" I can hear his ass shaking behind us "
" ... Yeeeeaaaahhh "
"This is why your mother left"
Dave: How many have you had?!
Dad: SIX!
"How many?"
"NIIIINE"
69 DRINKS
"That's Zelda... from the Legend of Korra right?" DADBERT HOLY SHIT XD
XD
Omfg the fact that i watch LOK
Johns dad is my spirit animal omf-
So ur gunna say to ur kids this is why your mom left?
I was kinda laughing but the second Dad said "Netflix and Chill" I lost it. I just lost it
Adrina Sutcliff Same though
I almosts cried and jusr 😂😂😂😂
"You look really cute in it *kiss* BUT TAKE IT OFF" 😂😂😂
"Well I graduated with a Woop-ass degree." why is that so funny to me
"he was fan..tas...tic"
The two best quotes in this video:
~ "Aww! this will never work! ...but you make a beautiful zebra!"~
~ "Dave..i'm dad-a montana"~
Brodrick but every called him Bro....omg...
I mean look at dave's face!!!
Lol I didn't give a shit it was 3:00 am and I just laughed my fùcking ass off.
Valerie Labarre omg dave and jhon and bro and dad
My sister: *Rides on skateboard hoverboard thing that Pewds has While wearing a fedora*
Me: ITS DAD EGBERT
My sister: IM SO PROUD OF YOU. LETS GO TO THE KITCHEN *Rides into kitchen* WHERES THE CAKE?!???!
Me: NO! ANYTHING BUT BETTY CROCKER!!!!
My sister: I WILL DO WHAT I PLEASE I AM DAD EGBERT
lol yuuusssss
You guys had a great adventure :v
"Im horny"
I lost it
0:50 headcanon. mr egbert acts like a stereotypical gay guy
Dave's face when he realizes that Dad is talking about bro
"I can hear his ass shaking behind us."
OMFG XD
" I'm a Dad Montana " LOL I'VE JUST DIED
That dad is amazingly funny! *
"he was FAN-TAS-TIC!!" lol! 😆
dad still wouldn't beat roxy or mom at a drinking contest
I died at dannah Montana
I love dave calling dadbert 'sir'.
Dave:*intense minecrafting*
Dad Egbert: I met this gay dude
When john put the survey corps jacket on, I thought of this:
So, after everything is somehow magically sorted out in the Homestuck universe, TITANS START ATTACKING!! And John could be a titan shifter, but it would have to do with wind? I dunno
John is literally me at Halloween, or more like 24/7.
"how many have you had?"
"SIX!"
omfg
“David- David?!” “Yes?” “I’m a dada Montana”
"I graduated with a WHOOPASS DEGREE"
I think he think he's coming
that what your browser said last night
bro*
...browser...
My comment before yours already corrected it
I know but its too goddamn funny to me
I literally screamed when dad said “but everyone called him Bro,”
I was out of Homestuck for about three months but I recently came back into the fandom... This video was perfect to come back to. I love you guys!
"bro would tou like to come over for...... netflix & chill" OMYGAWD I LAUFHED SO HARD XDDDDDDDD
bro would u like to come over for netflex and chill
SIS: Ye
ZELDA FROM THE LEGEND OF KORRA
"How many have you had?!"
"SIX"
Dadda Montana is my aesthetic
Just the twirl then,"This is why your mother left you" killed me XD
dad egbert is my spirit animal omfg
I just died laughing at dadbert
I was watching this at 5:00 in the morning and I woke my brother with my laughter . :'3
"Just accept it, Dave"
dave-"how many have you had?"
dad-"siiixxx"
LMAO ╥﹏╥
THAT SMILE AT THE END THOUGH XDDDDDDDDDDDD
2:09 omg daves face XD
Carl plays dad perfectly and I love it
My inner Crossover-Fangirl side immediately kicked in when I saw John at 3:21 XD I'm just sitting at the table with my friend chicken and I almost choked on my laughter, with my cousin looking over my shoulder. My family stared at me like I was insane, and we both burst out in laughter as I screeched "ATTACK ON HOMESTUCK"
You guys are literally my favorite cosplayer
I LOVE DRUNK DAD
"This is why your mother left you."
😂 Poor John!!
Drunk dadbert is my spirit animal I swear
thE DAD IM CRYING
Poor Dave I fell bad for him and this did make me laugh really hard
When I first saw this I didn't know what Netflix and chill was so when I re-watched this I was like: Oh........
Dadbert is a mood
the Zelda thing had me >D
3:45 At first it was poor john,then it was OMFL JESUS CHRIST!
how many have you had?!
dad: six!
I'm dadda Montana....
i love that dad cosplayer so much XD
Oh em gee u guys are alive, i had thought I had subscribed too late and you guys no longer made videos. So glad you guys still do! :DDDDDDDDD LUV YOU GUYSSSSS
JOHNXDAVE
HELL YE
Same fam
as soon as you posted i was flipping out and i finally watch it and get gold
carl i s2g ur killing me
ur all killing me
you guys are so awesome! i died from laughter XD
Your name looks really familiar...
Poor Dave XD Someone rescue this poor soul
5:39 did. he. just.
carl. wat.
was this entire thing like 80% improv.
XD I CANT EVEN I LOVE THIS WAAAAAAY TOO MUCH EVERYTHING THAT DAD SAID AND DID WAS TOO MUCH I SPITTED MY SODA A LITTLE BIT TOO MANY TIMES
That ending was perfect though.
Dadamontana
This was great. I laughed so hard my roommates think I'm crazier than normal, but it's worth it.
Beta Roxy: wow thats some ikpressive drinkinh and i uegularly drimk
I'm crying this is so funny. Dadbert is a gem.
7:31 - 7:44
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree
I could not stop laughing omg! You guy's were great : )
Dad is a fucking drinking machine XD
FlyingCapeMaster um... have you seen the Lalonde family... like...I mean.... you can never beat them when it comes to drinking... O^O||||
Omg yes a video yesyesyesyesyes
lol you guys never disappoint when you make videos
Yay! John is back!!! We missed you!
3:21 where did you get that attack on titan jacket?
"Netflix and chill" Omi gosh I never could laugh s much X)
3:41 IM DEAD
Netflix and chill omg😂😂
1. john finally accepted his gayness 2. his dad is gay to!!??
Here's a game to play while watching this video. DONT laugh nor smile while watching if you do laugh or smile splash cold cold cold water on you then continue watching if you do make it through the video without laughing or smiling you deserve a cookie.
Carl is the best Dad omfg
666 lIKES AND 69 COMMENTS THIS VIDEO IS FULL OF MEMES
QUITE LITERALLY
OMFG YES!!!
oh god i loved that attack on titan jacket john!!!!
(and you so totally rock it, you should cosplay as erin or something)
GREAT VID
Now all Dave's costume needs is for him to take of his sunglasses. (You know why!)
THIS IS NOT HOW I IMAGINED JOHNS DAD OMFG!
Had me cracking up at my lunch table today omg. XDDD
The drunk dad got to me fam
4:35 XD
you guys are too perfect omf
DAD-A MONTANA I CANT
WHERE DID YOU GET THE SNK JACKET?!?!?
that last blooper, should have been kept in the video. XD
I STARTED LAUGHING aT 4aM
I've watched this more than 20 times
dad is my favorite
*ZELDA FROM LEGEND OF KORA* 😂
this video gives me life