Bald & Beautiful | Standup Comedy By Nishant Suri

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • In this #standupcomedy set I dive head first into the downsides of getting older-where my hair's decided to socially distance from my scalp!
    Watch as I share my experiences of aging and male pattern #baldness .
    Watch as I tackle the #bald truth with humor!
    Live Shows Tickets: www.linktr.ee/...
    Follow me on Instagram: / nishantsuri11
    Don't forget to subscribe!
    Location - The Underground Comedy Club, Bangalore
    Music: artlist.io
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  • @AnujSwai
    @AnujSwai 4 месяца назад +116

    bhai kuch bhi kaho ye banda h to manhoos aur budhha he

  • @BaneetChhabra
    @BaneetChhabra 4 месяца назад +390

    Nishant Suri itne time gayab tha RUclips se ki baal he jhadd gaye. btao!

    • @mrTruth007
      @mrTruth007 4 месяца назад +3

      Bkl teri hi comment like karne aaya hun!
      Ye Nishant ki video pe like toh by product hai!😂

    • @ankitk6585
      @ankitk6585 4 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @riyaguleria4243
      @riyaguleria4243 4 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @MoneyHeist-i7n
      @MoneyHeist-i7n 4 месяца назад +1

      Hahaha kia joke mara hai bhai

  • @NamkeenPistafr
    @NamkeenPistafr 4 месяца назад +2

    Yessss, All we needed was a Consistent Suri Sahab !

  • @harshalbatravlogs1378
    @harshalbatravlogs1378 4 месяца назад +1

    😂😂😂 Best from Nishant Bhai till date 😂😂😂 mai bohot din bad itna hasa. More power to you bhaiya 💪 🎉❤

  • @narasimhapai8014
    @narasimhapai8014 4 месяца назад +1

    seeing proper comedy after a long time. went to a zakhir khan show recently, was shit. this is comedy!

  • @ignaitog
    @ignaitog 17 дней назад +1

    bestt 🔥🔥 found u from comicstaan

  • @swatiarora9216
    @swatiarora9216 4 месяца назад

    great 😂 I was having a bad week.. but ur vedio made my day.. superb 👌

  • @singhabhinav1021
    @singhabhinav1021 4 месяца назад

    Here after EUPHORIA, same jokes, but still enjoying.....

  • @saktinathd2
    @saktinathd2 15 дней назад

    Because you never do a show in the city I live, being a big fan, I bought a ticket for my bf and sent him to your show in Delhi. Now we are broken up!
    >

  • @samratdonur9266
    @samratdonur9266 4 месяца назад

    Ur the goat Mr Suri 🔥

  • @theultimate8669
    @theultimate8669 4 месяца назад

    Bhai me 21 saal ka hu aur me ganja hona suru kr diya tha, sidse hair line pi6e jana chalu ho gaaya tha.. Ab to thoda control me hay ku6 2 4 wapas bhi aya hay 🙂bhai me bol raha hu isse jada nerf jindegi me ku6 nhi hota hay bc humble kar diya mujhe

  • @aayushmishra3372
    @aayushmishra3372 4 месяца назад

    Big fan sir😅❤

  • @SukhdeepSingh-r2i
    @SukhdeepSingh-r2i 4 месяца назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @NishantSuri11
    @NishantSuri11  4 месяца назад +186

    Doston video pasand aaya toh share wagera kar dena kripya karke. Kyunki meri posting frequency ko algorithm toh promote karega nahi 😂 Isliye sab aapke bharose hai ❤️

    • @asadahmad2716
      @asadahmad2716 4 месяца назад +1

      Aik he group main ho jis main 8 -10 boorhay ghoray hain, meri terah. Ker dia share.

    • @kitlesarfootwear4472
      @kitlesarfootwear4472 4 месяца назад +1

      Super show bro, I am also old 34.

    • @Samayran
      @Samayran 4 месяца назад +1

      I saw you for the first time at IIT KANPUR Event, keep growing bro 😄

    • @PS-sd3zv
      @PS-sd3zv 4 месяца назад +1

      Existential depression comedy from

    • @AnujSwai
      @AnujSwai 4 месяца назад

      bhai kuch bhi kaho ye banda h to manhoos aur budhha he

  • @JaspreetSinghComedy
    @JaspreetSinghComedy 4 месяца назад +61

    Always love watching you perform bro! Class act

    • @jadduthug2113
      @jadduthug2113 4 месяца назад

      Sir aap yahan
      Big fan sir
      Love from gujarat! ❤

    • @scorpionkiing6275
      @scorpionkiing6275 4 месяца назад

      Bhai GM aap video kab upload kar rahe ho have a nice day :)

  • @chetanshukla768
    @chetanshukla768 4 месяца назад +148

    The bald jokes hit hard man. I am relieved I didn't see your show live. I would have been quite self conscious otherwise. I started losing hair at 19 and was evidently bald by the time I was 26-27. Now I am 32 and look like an uncle already. Life sucks man.

    • @iamsayon69
      @iamsayon69 4 месяца назад +17

      if you have a full beard then it looks cool

    • @saneworld9418
      @saneworld9418 4 месяца назад +6

      Try Rosemary oil

    • @RevsAndWheels
      @RevsAndWheels 4 месяца назад +24

      Shave your head (and maybe grow a beard), you'd look like a badass WWE wrestler

    • @dollargang4764
      @dollargang4764 4 месяца назад +20

      i am 20 and my hairline have already receded enough to wear cap when going outside....i am hitting gym trying to be lean and confident with what i have...and hopefully i become strong enough to face the world...life is gonna suck but i will suck back at it...

    • @saneworld9418
      @saneworld9418 4 месяца назад

      @@dollargang4764 bro use rosemary hair oil 100% Pure only on affected areas directly, it'll help the rest of hairs to not get worse more

  • @RajjatKumarchauhan
    @RajjatKumarchauhan 4 месяца назад +28

    Bald & Beautiful video hai bhai❤

  • @harshaltare119
    @harshaltare119 4 месяца назад +91

    Ranji context! Dead Laughing! 🤣🤣

  • @Prachi2k03
    @Prachi2k03 4 месяца назад +11

    2:14 why do I relate? Im not even in my 30s'. I AM 20. Not 20s' JUST 20! dafuq 😭
    BTW missed your videos Nishant Sir ❤
    Lots of love 🫶

  • @tryambakmishra8675
    @tryambakmishra8675 4 месяца назад +52

    Nishant giving tough competition to manik mahna in uploading videos😂😂

  • @faldyneelu
    @faldyneelu 4 месяца назад +25

    @NishantSuri11 I was this close to believing you were about to take a permanent sabbatical from standup😅. Thank you for just losing hair🤭, and not your flair for comedy. Killer humor from you once again🤣👏💯.

  • @samdim1240
    @samdim1240 4 месяца назад +31

    That bald audience was strategically seated 😂

  • @Vikrum_
    @Vikrum_ 4 месяца назад +2

    Mera chota Saddam Hussain

  • @ArniItsOnlyArnab
    @ArniItsOnlyArnab 4 месяца назад +15

    Fabulous, brilliant set! Laughed a lot after so many days😂😂😂

  • @guruprasadsimimath90
    @guruprasadsimimath90 4 месяца назад +1

    Great set, Tight set bass End Note ko kafi basic kiya warna 9/10
    *Comicstaan music plays*

  • @DrStratComm
    @DrStratComm 4 месяца назад +3

    “Saare Drone bhi gira diye isne guler se maar maar ke” - 😂😂😂 Killed me. Fantastic set!

  • @amlangogoi8486
    @amlangogoi8486 4 месяца назад +3

    There was a man in the last part of the video where the camera man wides the angle to show his shining playground.....

  • @Anku12957
    @Anku12957 4 месяца назад +2

    Class 12 students 2024 are watching this because cbse is delaying the results 😂😂❤

    • @NekoNi-jd7uy
      @NekoNi-jd7uy 4 месяца назад +1

      Bhai woh log upcoming entrance ki preparation kr rhe...

  • @CHAITANYFORINDIA
    @CHAITANYFORINDIA 3 месяца назад +1

    i'm telling you guys that changing the frame at 7:17 , and showing that glowing bald head in the audience was done on purpose

  • @alisaifee2851
    @alisaifee2851 4 месяца назад +4

    I came to know about you recently by pretty good roast show !! Man u r humour is next level laughed at every secound outstanding bruhh keep it up!!! Untill u have "hairs"😂

  • @Gungun-fb5kd
    @Gungun-fb5kd 4 месяца назад +1

    Algorithm chidta hai apse, mast video ek dum 👌💀
    Ps: Post more.

  • @mrighakalra6273
    @mrighakalra6273 4 месяца назад +7

    Much love Nishant ❤❤ Extreme Talent🔥 Keep Growing ✨

  • @utsavsachdeva
    @utsavsachdeva 4 месяца назад +23

    Finally after a long time!
    Aashish solanki ki video ka effect ❤

  • @jigyasamehta-gd8rz
    @jigyasamehta-gd8rz 4 месяца назад +7

    Love your comic timing and observations!
    Please post more often 😊

  • @Nitinvasu4444
    @Nitinvasu4444 4 месяца назад +6

    Was missing this type of comedy. Thank you for posting.🙌

  • @dubiouslenin7235
    @dubiouslenin7235 4 месяца назад +2

    Some @Nishant doesn't disappoint us. His jokes and situations are so realistic and relatable. Keep going bhai and good to see you back

  • @aashmannsingh4323
    @aashmannsingh4323 4 месяца назад +1

    He performed this set in a college 2days ago and director principle sitting in the first row had🍳🍳

  • @hardiktomar1552
    @hardiktomar1552 4 месяца назад +3

    Random comment

  • @TechnoGravityBhupesh
    @TechnoGravityBhupesh 4 месяца назад +1

    Vo Ashish solanki ke show me gaye the toh baal khatam ho gaye 😂 payment mangte mangte

  • @AcousticVenky
    @AcousticVenky 4 месяца назад +1

    drone gulel se gira die🤣

  • @chandralekhapanda5736
    @chandralekhapanda5736 4 месяца назад +3

    Take Bald care

  • @nikhilsahay895
    @nikhilsahay895 4 месяца назад +2

    I love the camera angle which showed a guy in audience clapping from right behind his takla. Literally 'takla ucchal raha tha'

  • @jdip6219
    @jdip6219 4 месяца назад +2

    The ranji metaphor on point ✌️ well-done nishanth bhai

  • @aditipareek8716
    @aditipareek8716 4 месяца назад +3

    You are tooo good man .❤❤❤❤.just upload video quite frequently pls❤

  • @mayur2907
    @mayur2907 4 месяца назад +1

    Bassi ki insta post dekh ke aaya hu 😂 let's see

  • @karankhemani7056
    @karankhemani7056 4 месяца назад +2

    Was lucky to attend this live in Mumbai last year! Can’t wait for upcoming shows!!

  • @vigilante3916
    @vigilante3916 4 месяца назад +1

    Close your eyes 😂
    His voice sounds like abhishek upmanyu

  • @anumoybiswas1068
    @anumoybiswas1068 4 месяца назад +1

    Itna sach bhi nahi bolna tha Sir - "It's like life wants men to look ugly" 🤣

  • @Sneharathee.
    @Sneharathee. 4 месяца назад +1

    Damn !! That set really was hilarious!! You are really talented !!

  • @hiteshkinra5222
    @hiteshkinra5222 4 месяца назад +6

    Brilliant set as always!!!

  • @___dae
    @___dae 23 дня назад

    bro, i watched your performance the other day at Laughter Nation and you seriously lighted the room with laughter 😂.
    big fan big time man 👊🏻😁
    keep doing more bheeeee*****d ki l***iiiii 😅

  • @avinash21899
    @avinash21899 4 месяца назад +1

    Yaha to hasne aaya tha jeevan ka dukh suna gya.
    Honestly it was expected.

  • @Sidhumoose.7
    @Sidhumoose.7 4 месяца назад +3

    Bhai tu bot jabardast comedian hai... yrrr 🔥🔥🔥

  • @alienvasion
    @alienvasion Месяц назад

    Suri saab ....even with no topi hair....you will always look dapper with that beard. And baiji your comedy is so subtle and classy - koka

  • @hanzeer70
    @hanzeer70 4 месяца назад

    3:44 most of the audience didn't get the gerrman and wall one.. it was damn good improv

  • @reshmapawar7559
    @reshmapawar7559 3 месяца назад

    @NISHANT Recently faced this when carried a lot of Eno over the condom :) That is so relatable ....for you always being my favourite comedian

  • @Recuimnvceee
    @Recuimnvceee 4 месяца назад

    🤣🤣that was quite funny! Saw your roast video and it was the funniest of all..i pray that you get all the success u deserve.
    Btw..why do people do roast shows? Aren't they offensive?mocking each others' insecurities!

  • @omroopchandani2993
    @omroopchandani2993 4 месяца назад +1

    He looks like Mr. Bean from Meesho

  • @shriramrajamani4164
    @shriramrajamani4164 4 месяца назад

    Aapka content is consistently high quality and super funny sir!! Praying that your career soars and you taste even more success!

  • @suchak88050
    @suchak88050 4 месяца назад

    Nishant Bhai Naya Tel aya hai market me "Adivasi" Tel lambe ghane baal aa jae hai aisa wo claim karte hai.....and its natural...no side effect.....fir Morni nahi jayegi aur ghane lambe baal bhi mil jayega 😂😂😂😂

  • @TheBlurHeart
    @TheBlurHeart 4 месяца назад

    I dont believe you when you say aapse Ranji Trophy mein run nahi ban rahe. I'm sure there are chics who want to go out and have Summer Princess with you :)

  • @jigarparekh84
    @jigarparekh84 4 месяца назад

    Bhai thoda upload kar liya karo more than once in a while...your jokes are very funny (I don't want to say relatable on this instance 😂)!

  • @vedghulaxe2302
    @vedghulaxe2302 4 месяца назад

    Am i the only one who thinks Siddharth Dudeja ka joke aisa hi tha same!

  • @ChitranjanBaghiofficial
    @ChitranjanBaghiofficial 4 месяца назад

    I am telling you guys, he will earn money making jokes on his balness and earn the money from that to get hair transplant or something, but he won't go bald.

  • @VighyOz
    @VighyOz 4 месяца назад

    Didn't know Saddam Hussein did stand-up 🤣
    Weapons of laugh destruction.

  • @mithunparasar4316
    @mithunparasar4316 4 месяца назад

    bhai tum hi to ho depression ki dwai to low mat hua karo yar.
    you can do everything.
    or ye video kmaal thi.
    par paisa nhi lena😂😂
    sab khush rahna priority pe rakho. anyways anywhere.

  • @Iloveyoutube15
    @Iloveyoutube15 4 месяца назад

    As a female who's dying to cover my female pattern baldness
    This is pain😂😂

  • @anshporwal1175
    @anshporwal1175 4 месяца назад +2

    Ranji reference ek no 😂🤣🤣

  • @MuditJain
    @MuditJain 4 месяца назад

    I love to watch your experimental video about human society 😅

  • @sana_27480
    @sana_27480 4 месяца назад +1

    Jokes are too good 🔥🔥🔥

  • @raghavmaheshwari9604
    @raghavmaheshwari9604 4 дня назад

    Would never understand how this guy is not extremely famous

  • @chetanyasharma1197
    @chetanyasharma1197 3 месяца назад

    superb, excellent... Ranji trofy main run nhi ban rhe 10 bat le jaane ka kya faayda :)

  • @dpk101013
    @dpk101013 4 месяца назад

    Bhai
    You need to work on your expressions. Your face looks too serious even while doing comedy

  • @please.chriss
    @please.chriss 4 месяца назад +1

    duur se dekhaa निशांत सुरी ka video hai toh like fekh ke mara hai maine ❤

  • @harshalbatravlogs1378
    @harshalbatravlogs1378 4 месяца назад

    I am 28, bhagwan ki kripa se baal jhade to nhi, pr safed zarur horhe hai 😂😂so i can relate 😂😂

  • @meenakshi2022
    @meenakshi2022 4 месяца назад

    He used Advani as old ,couldnt muster courage to call 74 year old Modi old 😅

  • @pratikkoske5904
    @pratikkoske5904 3 месяца назад

    @nishant You know your target audience really well!! 😂😂

  • @Meikhet
    @Meikhet 3 месяца назад

    Ram/Arjun KE = 💪 ?👈 Jo Gandhi Uthadiye ?👈🙏😁😁😄😄

  • @cosmos4093
    @cosmos4093 4 месяца назад

    Time to time maal upload na krne ka nateeza hai ye
    Mhine mein 1 video to aani chahiye fir vapis ugh jayenge

  • @thearcanearcade4923
    @thearcanearcade4923 4 месяца назад

    The first joke is ripped off from Arjun Rana's stand up bit

  • @siddarthsharma4151
    @siddarthsharma4151 4 месяца назад

    Advani ji wants your number for europe trip suggestions

  • @nagarajhakki3390
    @nagarajhakki3390 4 месяца назад

    Sir your face little bit seems like Rowan Atkinson.

  • @jainil1300
    @jainil1300 4 месяца назад +1

    Mard ka menopause 😂😂

  • @sandeepyadavv8497
    @sandeepyadavv8497 3 месяца назад

    Bro vaginal k liye waise unflavored hi use hote ha...flavored are for oral

  • @debvratvarshney3006
    @debvratvarshney3006 3 месяца назад

    Guess who's back, back again. Nice video!

  • @ExDeeAnas
    @ExDeeAnas 4 месяца назад

    what fkin crazy writing man suri as always, extremely funny you are

  • @UsamaSajid7866
    @UsamaSajid7866 4 месяца назад

    I have Genetic male pattern baldness I can understand 😂😂

  • @manikpanjolia
    @manikpanjolia 4 месяца назад +3

    Great comeback❤❤.

  • @gsammyyy
    @gsammyyy 3 месяца назад

    This was hilarious.
    Men-o-pause- men ka menopause!

  • @miyukishirogane426
    @miyukishirogane426 4 месяца назад

    is it sad that everything he says is relatable to me even tho im 18?

  • @biplavchakraborty7824
    @biplavchakraborty7824 4 месяца назад

    Molesting the wall was not funny. They have feelings too

  • @iNamanVerma
    @iNamanVerma 4 месяца назад

    The portion of the video between 05:53 and 06:19 is the best. 😂

  • @प्रणवशर्मा
    @प्रणवशर्मा 4 месяца назад +2

    Nishat "Soo Real"

  • @redxd8572
    @redxd8572 4 месяца назад

    The *PJ Mask* outro is oddly satisfying

  • @ashishbab887
    @ashishbab887 4 месяца назад +1

    Great timings! Good jokes!
    It's time to bounce back my friend ❤

  • @arunjaiswal4241
    @arunjaiswal4241 4 месяца назад

    Nishant bhai you look like Mr. Bean 😂

  • @shiiivm
    @shiiivm 4 месяца назад +1

    tight set bro. good one.

  • @AnubhavSingh-xq2nu
    @AnubhavSingh-xq2nu 4 месяца назад

    "Ladkiya kbhi ganji nhi hoti saare dukh mardo k saath h 🥲"

  • @sagarpandita6916
    @sagarpandita6916 4 месяца назад

    Has has ke depress ho rahe. 3 baal mobile screen pe gir gaye.

  • @payelmandal6733
    @payelmandal6733 4 месяца назад +2

    Baah baah, nishant is back 👏👏👏